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it's easy to believe celebrities are out there living these exciting lives but they are all at home looking at their social media in the dark
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177 is the number of the Japanese criminal legislation paragraph that forbids rape. The game, however, does just the opposite: it puts the player in control of a man who must pursue a fleeing young girl and rape her.
The game has two gameplay modes. The first is a side-scrolling arcade sequence during which the player has to prevent the girl from reaching her house, and avoid the hazards on the protagonist's way. These include stones, barriers, animals such as dogs and turtles, etc., and can be avoided by destroying or jumping over them. The protagonist runs automatically, but the player can increase or decrease the distance between him and the running girl. In order to make the girl choose the wrong way and fail to find her house, the protagonist throws stones at her (these can also be used to kill animals and destroy obstacles).
After the protagonist has caught the girl, the game switches into sex simulation. The player pushes arrow keys in a specific order to correspond with the protagonist's movements. The goal is to sexually satisfy the girl. If the player fails, the protagonist is arrested; if he succeeds, the girl marries the protagonist.
She said she saw a girl she had talked to earlier lying outside Ned Peppers, a bar she described as the kind of place "where you don't have to worry about someone shooting up the place."
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Mayor of city in Saitama Pref arrested for punching female bar employee
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Police in Hiroshima on Wednesday arrested the 62-year-old mayor of Satte town in Saitama Prefecture on suspicion of assault after he punched a female bar employee.
According to police, Kunio Watanabe, who had come to Hiroshima to take part in Tuesday's ceremony marking the 74th anniversary of the city’s atomic bombing, was in the bar in Naka Ward alone at around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday when the incident occurred. There was one other female employee in the bar at the time.
Watanabe is accused of punching the 20-year-old woman in the face several times. He was quoted by police as saying he was drunk and doesn’t remember punching the woman and can’t understand how he could have done such a thing.
Watanabe was elected mayor in 2011 and is currently serving his second term. He and the woman did not know each other, police said.
I always get them mixed up as well, then I remember this wee rhyme our granny taught us:
The one from Get Him To The Greek
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According to Chadborn's study, bronies are more likely to donate to charity, less likely to accept gender stereotyping, and have five to 10 times higher LGBTQ representation than the average U.S. population.
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I read the last line as "2022-2024: Shiibot." Now I want to make a Shiibot.
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The game of Musical Chairs involves a catastrophic off-by-one error where N people try to sit in N - 1 chairs, but it's not a fencepost error. Fencepost errors come from counting things rather than the spaces between them, or vice versa, or by neglecting to consider whether one should count one or both ends of a row.
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ANON HAS 150 THREADS TO CHOOSE FROM HE CAN CHOOSE ANY THREAD HE WANTS HE CAN HAVE A VARIETY OF DISCUSSIONS ALL ABOUT THINGS HE ACTUALLY LIKES THE WORLD IS TRULY IN ANON'S HANDS
INSTEAD... ANON DOES SOMETHING ELSE HE ENTERS A THREAD HE DOES NOT LIKE HE TELLS THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE HATES IT THE THREAD CONTINUES ON REGARDLESS
AT THE END OF THE DAY ANON HAD NO EFFECT ON THE THREAD THERE WILL BE MORE LIKE IT IN THE FUTURE HIS TIME WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT IF HE ENTERED A THREAD HE ACTUALLY LIKED
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The prohibitions against fornication and idolatry are still observed by most Christian denominations although these appear in Jewish law.
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It wasn't that bad back then. Since video games were dedicated solely to a specific console or computer system typically the games were just starting to look better than pixels, you didn't have to play with the casuals they cater to so it was a little more interesting to play through a game while it was actually kinda cool to hang out with friends and play since stuff was typically a little more complex before they had to start dumbing it down for the plebs bucks.
Everyone dressed kinda like a dork, like if you just seen a casual 90's person today you'd think they were kinda funny looking and not very stylish.
People are humongous pussies these days, if you had a problem with someone you'd just settle it with a fist fight and be somewhat okay with one another after generally. Although it was way more common for a group of people trying to jump you, I've use to have to run away from an angry mob quite a often back then.
It's so weird when I look around now everybodies just staring at a phone screen all the time. Back then people use to interact a lot more and talk about shit. Use to be pretty common to make bets about shit nobody knew for sure and talking things over instead of "google it" kinda shit dweebs say ad nauseam about everything now.
Meeting girls was easy as fuck and they had practically no standards at all. It was practically impossible to not get laid or find a girlfriend. You could easily meet a few during the day and hang out with new ones every night.
It was way easier to make money or find a job.
Movies were alright, practical effects were badass and cgi was fairly rare. Most of the best movies didn't really come out till 1999 though that was easily the best year for awesome movies getting made having come out.
Mass shootings were extremely rare, and mostly just happened in office jobs because corporations are run by psychopaths.
I really don't know how so many people managed to turn into bitchy faggots now a days.
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“He said, ‘I don’t want any of that funeral home stuff,’” she said, employing an off-color word for stuff.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, ephebophilia/pedophilia, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ephebdophilia plus pedophilia. Pedophilia is not a paraphilia unto itself, but rather another base and immoral perversion of a fully functioning child molestation system made useful by the ephebophilia justifications, equivocation systems and vital rationalization components comprising a full mental illness as defined by the DSM-V. Many child abusers run a modified version of the pedophilia system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ephedrinephilia which is widely used today is often called "pedophilia", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the pederast system, developed by the Kiddy Diddler Project. There really is a pedophilia, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Pedophilia is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other perversions that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an unethical ideology, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a completely degenerate mentality. Pedophilia is normally used in combination with the hebephebelebephilia operating system: the whole system is basically pedophilia with ephebephilia added, or pedophilia/ephebephilia. All the so-called "pedophilia" distributions are really distributions of ephebephilia/pedophilia.
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Chan searched high and low—really low. He wasn’t above asking his lab mates and friends to chip in with their own fecal samples. Other biologists in the building heard about Chan’s hunt and chipped in with whatever was on hand.
Was Terry's password just the n word?
This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Grips. The artistic merit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of experimental hip-hop, most of the lyrics will go over a typical audience member’s head. There's also MC Ride’s noided outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from individualist anarchist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just bars- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Grips truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in MC Ride’s existential catchphrase “BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO HOTHEAD CLIP A HUNDRED DOVES LIKE A BALD HEAD RASTA,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Friedrich Nietzsche's German classic, Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stefan Burnett’s genius wit unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
And yes, by the way, i DO have a No Love Deep Web tattoo on my penis. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they stay noided beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:
I used to hang out with my female cousin a lot growing up. Her mom was a druggy and my mom didn't give a shit so we weren't really supervised at all. Every time I went over their mutt of a dog would lick at my pants till I pushed him away. around age 13 I asked her why he did that and she admitted she lets him lick her crotch a lot. I kept the secret and a few months later I asked her what it felt like and she ended up offering to let me watch. Which I accepted... I'll say this much, His tongue got deep in there but it was awkward and we eventually stopped talking after that.
The Aspen Ideas Festival began in 2005, but has roots that date back to the ’50s, which is when an industrialist from Chicago sought to improve the postwar image of his ancestral Germany by holding a 20-day event to celebrate the 200th birthday of the writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. (The chosen birthday boy, wrote Ian MacAllister-McDonald in the Los Angeles Review of Books, was “decidedly German, but couldn’t be too harshly blamed for the catastrophes of the Third Reich, having been safely dead for the past 117 years.”) That turned into the Aspen Institute, which now holds the Ideas Festival, where one can sample “paleo-inspired ManCave brand chicken jerky” and think not at all about the Germans.
A parent reported that the coaches “laughed hysterically” when handing the Big Boobie award to its recipient and made comments on the microphone about “what a feat” it was that this student could maneuver through cheer routines with her “enormous boobs.”
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I'll kill myself before ever saying lines like those.
They sound like house vocals.
Modern poetry sucks. Don't ever try to emulate anything poetry you've ever heard, because it is all soulless drivel. Try to think in terms of emotions, not rhymes. And if you can't find anything to say, make sure your girlfriend says the lines, not you.
Good poetry:
I saw the world crush my dreams
Felt the hole and then the void
I heard your name against my bone
Killer of the hurt you cause
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Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.
