CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 07:04

Themistocles: I have brought two mighty gods--Persuasion and Necessity. You must pay your dues to Athens!

Andros islanders: That's just too bad, you rich motherfuckers, because we have two bogus gods, who refuse to leave us alone--Poverty and Helplessness.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 08:16

hugo looks good because it does the basics but is very extendable

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 13:34

>>647
Kirby Loli and Crayon Arts
What a good collection.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 21:19

was lidl wasn't it

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 05:26

r/AskReddit
•Posted byu/imightbeapedohile
53 minutes ago
you can now shapeshit,what do you do?
21 comments
100% Upvoted

655 Name: obama as garfield : 1993-09-9390 06:51

If you uhhh like your lasagna you can keep it.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 13:20

is a member of the following lists: Sturmabteilung officers, Deaths from cancer in Spain and Recipients of the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 20:57

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 09:46

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659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 12:57

Es tut uns leid! Vielleicht hast du ein anderes Mal mehr Glück.

Es tut uns leid, du hast dieses Mal leider nicht gewonnen!

Nutze weiterhin deine Chance, einer unserer Gewinner zu werden. Mit einem neuen Gewinncode kannst du erneut am Gewinnspiel teilnehmen.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 19:26

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 15:17

ö

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 03:34

'The Blowjob Paper:' Scientists Processed 109 Hours of Oral Sex to Develop an AI that Sucks Dick

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 02:40

Shall I tell you about the first man I ever killed?
The night was clear
and the moon was yellow
and the leaves came tumbling down.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 10:44

For me, however, all fantasy suddenly vanished. My bored mind had been chasing after the unintelligible when, abruptly, the mystery disintegrated ... Suddenly, it was I who had a fine physique.

Thus, those who had been on the other side of the stream were here, on the same side as myself. The riddle had gone; death remained the only mystery. And since this freedom from riddles had been in no way a product of the mind, the latter’s pride was terribly hurt. Some­what defiantly, it began to yawn once more, once more began to sell itself to the detested imagination, and the only thing that belonged eternally to the imagina­tion was death.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 01:38

Pope Peter Romanus II, born William Kamm of Cologne, Germany, a convicted sex offender currently in prison in Australia. Kamm, who is known as the "Little Pebble", apparently does not currently pretend to the papacy, but is claimed to be the next pope in waiting.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 20:10

Instead of tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum we are receiving the more disquieting tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee. Not that one should ever need ...

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 00:44

Lieber Tommy fliege weiter,
wir sind alle Bergarbeiter.
Fliege weiter nach Berlin,
da ham’ se alle Ja geschrien.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 11:03

with the psychiatrists alleging that Scientology is a malicious cult, and the Scientologists alleging that psychiatry is an evil pseudoscience that denies the truth of dianetics. And that psychiatrists helped inspire Hitler. And that the 9/11 was masterminded by Osama bin Laden’s psychiatrist. And that psychiatrists are plotting to institute a one-world government. And that psychiatrists are malevolent aliens from a planet called Farsec. Really they have a lot of allegations.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 23:11

The early years (2003)

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 21:14

as per tradition, i refuse to understand anything in your post

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 00:09

sculpture

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 04:32

Replace women’s brains with dog brains so they’ll have sex with us, Incel proposes
July 27, 2017
· 132 Comments

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 08:46

schlop schlop

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 22:55

THIS IS A TEST
Had this been a
Real Balloon you
Would have been
In BIG TROUBLE!!
The Management

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 23:35

JM7azhU#R6

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 00:48

Paging Miss Ellen

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 07:25

a powerful maho-tsukai known as Jama Suru. He was also the first to pledge his soul to Iuchiban's service, and it was rumored that Jama Suru was the one who introduced the intricacies of maho to Iuchiban. Bound to a kansen, he had been killed many times, only to be reborn again.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 23:22

We regret to announce to all con goers that ... *sigh* the pool is closed due to AIDS

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 10:33

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 20:05

bright red fg "butt" print

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 22:39

Chin See-wang. (221-209 B.C.). This is the king who built the Great Wall of China; he is likewise famed for having destroyed all the libraries and literature of the kingdom, saying that it was a source of pride and contention, and of no service to the State. For this his unblessed name has been handed down through the centuries as keul-e to jok, the "thief of literature."

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 00:16

some internet blogger

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 20:42

Sharks also possess a rectal gland that removes excess salt.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 05:23

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 16:12

A Dog of Flanders


You are not Nero.
It's Korean.
I am very scared
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   I am very hungry.

I am very scared

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 18:53

DISADVANTAGES level
lame 1
overweight
quirk: lies about brunettes
quirk: petrified by super colliders
quirk: uneasy around fancy shoes
quirk: wants to forget prostitutes
quirk: addicted to baby orcs
quirk: barely tolerates war horses

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 17:35

I think you can always judge a forum by the content of it's Off Topic section

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 21:04

Or, as our new art director, Hendrik Visser, describes it: “The art style should make love with our procedural generator, so they create beautiful babies.”

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 06:16

The inavsion has begun...

Copy & Paste this to not die.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 08:25

There are many legends regarding the origin of hungry ghosts. In the Buddhist tradition there are stories from Chuan-chi po-yuan ching ("Sutra of One Hundred Selected Legends") that is from the early third century.[8] Some examples of these stories are as follows:

One story is of a rich man who traveled selling sugar-cane juice. One day a monk came to his house looking for some juice to cure an illness. The man had to leave, so he instructed his wife to give the monk the drink in his absence. Instead of doing this, she secretly urinated in the monk's bowl, added sugar cane juice to it and gave it to the monk. The monk was not deceived, he poured out the bowl and left. When the wife died she was reborn as a hungry ghost.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9416 01:51

:exquisite:

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 00:51

The small intestines of approximately 14 cows go into the strings of one harp.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 14:22

ミストは懐かしいですw vi ~/.bash_profile

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 20:02

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:10

Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative 2018 1080p BluRay x264-HAiKU

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 07:17

During the Nintendo Treehouse: Live at E3 2019 earlier this week, Taura provided a little extra insight about the company's next release, where you take on the role of a rookie officer who is part of an elite police task force known as Neuron. At one point during the gameplay demo, though, a toilet was found, so he decided to add some context to a joke made by the Treehouse staff:

“So the toilet that you just saw is hidden in every stage, there’s a different a toilet, they’re a hidden element and if you find them all then something good will happen.”

So, just to make that clear – toilets are a "hidden element" in Astral Chain and you can even use them.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 06:44

People on the Internet say I must be fun at parties, but they are wrong, because people at parties treat me like a total buzzkill.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 08:22

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 19:40

Razumikhin's reference here is to G. Z. Yeliseyev's feuilleton 'Diverse Opinions: Are Women Human? Opinions Ancient and Modern', published in The

704 Name: sdhfgjhdfjg : 1993-09-9424 20:34

go for it

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 22:02

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 10:51

😅

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 00:53

Na dně moře máme 'failsafe' mechanismus. Obrovskou silou vytrhl kotvu města ze dna oceánu. My jsme... zhrozili jsme se...! Zhrozili jsme se. Neuvěřitelný! Co se to děje? A ten hluk! Celé město se třáslo jako při zemětřesení. To bylo něco neuvěřitelnýho. A najednou... se hneme. Celé město stoupalo... stoupalo nahoru. Nahoru k hladině. To... to bylo něco neuvěřitelnýho. A... a... a věže prorazily hladinu a vyjeli jsme nahoru. Nahoru! Vody, vlny, vodopády! Všechno teče z těch vejšek. A vystřelili jsme nahoru, úplně, úplně na vršek... a najednou... slunce. Sluníčko... prostě proudilo do všech oken. Do smrti... do smrti na to nezapomenu.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 09:47

Chinese buyer enquiries on U.S. property were down 27.5% in the first quarter of 2019 from the comparable year-ago period

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 10:43

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 10:47

I fucked up and now its to late
Submitted by Daniel Garza on January 14, 2017 - 1:36am
Yeah right, im sure u will post.. the anger yes thats the way i am 2 , i do take responsibility for my actions everybody has strength and weaknesses. I just dont have the balls to initiate the relationship, but if u do that for me which all it takes is 30 min u will be rewarded with my strength and believe me i have balls i will love, cherish, smother,faithful, and never ever let u goi will be 24/7 but the thing is i loved u to where i love everything about u u were perfect know matter what u did i was still there for u but me maybe u like me but not that way

I didn't mean to hurt you.
Submitted by Randi Gunther Ph.D. on January 14, 2017 - 3:29pm
Dear Daniel,

This comment seems to be written to someone. If you need me, please let me know.

In the meantime, I've written over 100 articles on relationships for Psychology Today and some might help. Please go to my web site, randigunther.com and go to the icon for PT.

Sincerely,
Randi

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 01:59

We had previously used a deli slicer to turn a human brain hemisphere into one such full series of thin cuts. The slicer was wonderful for separating cortical gyri—but it had one major drawback: Too much of the human brain matter stayed on its circular blade, precluding estimates of the total number of cells in the hemisphere. If we wanted to know the total number of neurons in the elephant brain hemisphere, we had to cut it by hand, and in thicker slices, to minimize eventual losses to the point of making them negligible.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 16:31

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 21:09

Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 21:57

三月ウサギ

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 01:09

Many abridged translations omit the Count's enthusiasm for hashish. When serving a hashish jam to the young Frenchman Franz d'Epinay, the Count (calling himself Sinbad the Sailor), calls it, "nothing less than the ambrosia which Hebe served at the table of Jupiter." When he arrives in Paris, the Count brandishes an emerald box in which he carries small green pills compounded of hashish and opium which he uses for sleeplessness. (Source: Chapters 31, 32, 38, 40, 53 & 77 in the 117-chapter unabridged Pocket Books edition.)

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 05:29

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乂乂||          |乂乂||         |  |:::::::::::|
乂乂||          |乂乂||   ___|_|:::::::::::|____
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 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\   ∧_∧._______.|  |:::::::::::|
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|......( ´Д`)_______|  |:::::::::::|__
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |  /  (S)::::::i\  ....|  |:::::::::::|  \
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .\ ....\|:::::::::::|    \
      ____/|____  .|   .\    ̄ ̄
     /
     | My god...Please hear my confession.
     \_______________

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 15:37

Carthage is home to a growing Hispanic community.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 05:34

386201

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 07:09

Bitch Gakuen ga Seijun na Hazu ga Nai!!?

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 01:48

In several species, like in honeybees, when the male honeybee transfers his sperm, his male organ actually explodes. It just rips apart from his body and he dies. So that’s the last thing he does in his life. Quite brutal.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 08:56

>>723 "all loves have to die. of that, there's no help. my favourite way to end 'em..."

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:49

>>724 "...is to strangle them with kelp" classic, I did that poem in English at school.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 13:08

Hang ni asyik membawang je

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 17:26

catb.org/esr/writings/sextips/

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 08:53

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 10:56

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:53

lacq

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:21

If you'd prefer not to store your music in my butt, you can still go old-school and use your Mac or PC as the central storage hub for your library, and plug your phone in when you want to sync up albums.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 20:39

In this visual novel you play as Mike, a fat and failing wizard, in his quest to uncensor a photo of a naked woman. Your choices will determine the outcome.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 00:45

Fullgrown slides eminent dildo kickshaw earn will not hear of tightlipped pussy
18:41
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735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 03:50

I'm just glad Grape-kun isn't alive to see this.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 15:05

Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer - Now on Kickstarter!

737 Name: vc: raw : 1993-09-9450 17:12

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738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 17:22

Ich vermag dich immer und überall in hundert Weysen zu erschlagen und das nur Kraft meyner blanken Hände. Nicht genug, als der Christenheyth besther Schwertfürer geboren zu seyn, auch das gesammelte Arsenal des teutschen Keysers Heer seynd mir zu Händen gereycht; dies dargeboten wird es meynem Anschickem nützlich seyn, das dir von Gott zugetheilte ärschlich anmuthend Antlitz aus Evropa zu thilgen. Wärest du im Wissen um die unheiligen Consequencia deiner Publicatio gewesen, vielleicht hätte deiner listig Zunge Kunde keyne zukünftig Damnatio geborgen. Doch sie ward verwerflich und dieser Schuld gilt es nun Buße zu thragen, du von Gott verdammter Narr. Gerechter Zorn soll bis zu deynem Ersticken über dir ausgeschissen seyn. Du bist beim Teuffel nochmal toth, Kindt.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 13:19

"I truly do believe that chocolate milk saved my son's life," Scheer said.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 19:28

Resources/Qualifying-Totals/2019-American-Open-Series

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 20:02

Leider keine Kartenzahlung möglich. Nur Bargeld.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 22:45

50193 hours 30 minutes ago

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 08:47

着ているだけで煽れる麻雀Tシャツです。Youtubeの麻雀カッコイイシリーズで使われているデザインです。煽りたいけど煽る勇気がない。そんなあなたにピッタリのTシャツです。更にこのTシャツを着ると天和の確率が0.2%UPした感じになるというサブステータスがついています。ぜひお買い求めください。

以下購入者の声
Hさん
「私はいつも麻雀で煽られるだけの存在でした。しかし、このTシャツを着てから世界が変わりました。いつも煽ってくる友人もTシャツを見ただけでおとなしくなり、逆に私が煽るようになりました。気の小さい私でも煽る側になれたのです。」

Rさん
「このTシャツを着ると違う自分になれます。」

Fさん
「このTシャツを着て天和あがれました。」

※フィクションです。

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 23:50

In The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Blood and Wine, the Little Match Girl, tired of seeing that no one buys her matches, starts selling tobacco, various alcoholic beverages and even drugs, stating that "it is much more profitable and demand is high".

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 01:24

to this newest wave of

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 16:37

Eawynn 1: (m x) A religious woman, fl. 946; owner of land in Essex
Ecgburg 1: (l vii-e viii) Abbess, early 8thC
Ecgburg 2: (e/m viii) Correspondent of St
Ecgburg 3: (e ix) Witness at Clofesho, 825
Ecgfritha 1: (e xi) Daughter of
Ecgfritha 2: (m/l xi) Daughter of
Echitrad 1: (l ix) Lunatic woman suffering from hemorrhoids

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 16:43

てst

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 20:28

too much cum, not enough brains

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