Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
Let's try to get along edition
Cute girl trying to get along.
I'm not sure whether CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] being made with the exact same opening post as CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] was lazy or brilliant.
It's better to post when you happen to have something in your clipboard rather than just copying something to make a post. It would have been more interesting to freshen up the place, Dang Ni Gu Dan is starting to smell funny
( ゚ ヮ・) Gloves!
Are you a jerk if you put alumni stickers on your car?
There is no ground beneath my feet.
Moving is risky and it might make you even unhappier, or maybe you'll stay the same, or maybe things will get better. There is no guarantee that it will be better than your current environment. But if you never move, and you don't like where you will live, the results are obvious: you will continue to be unhappy. Moving might be risky, but there's a 100% chance that you will be unhappy if you dislike your current situation and don't do anything about it.
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, and that's why I poop on company time!
professors are just people who liked college so much that they never left
fucking hell i was near to the point of suicide over these constant(literally never-ending 24/7) headaches, pressure, just feeling like there was something physically fucking stuck in my head that isnt supposed to be there that i needed to just take an ice pick and dig it out, thinking i literally dont want to even live out the remaining 2/3 of my life if it's constantly going to feel like someone is juicing my fucking head like an apple
it was my ears, they gave me some kind of wax dissolving ear drops and it got better within minutes, fuck this gay earth
but (*゚ー゚) why are you mad if you got better
fuck you that's why
i see a ship in the harbor dububluh xiaobei
rrrip open my belly and eat my innards
Hoshima Mika cosplaying as Sakura
I'm so glad the sound of turds plopping into the upstairs toilet is somehow amplified so it reverberates through the entire house
sup, heard you bitches been talking shit like i wouldnt find out
The mascot of 7chan is a cat that died back in 2015. I wondered if they did anything acknowledging that.
Haskell the dead dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible[i]![/i]
Please, we prefer the term "product champion" over "smug weenie"
Ay thynk a lot abut English spellyng riform end hau tu achiev yt. Beissicali, tha byggyst cunsyrn wuld bi tu crieit samthyng thet ys yntellygibl tu samwan hu gru ap ridyng end raityng wyth tha current orthography, yet also mayks sher that iech end evri lettur (oar dipthong) ys mapped tu wan end onli wan sauwnd. Tha current orthography ys a cumplit clusterfuck wyth tha rilashunshyp bitwin letturs end sauwnds bi'ing cumplitli randum end arbytrari. Hauever yt mayt bi a gud aidia tu kip sertan wurds moar oar less tha saym foar etymological purposes, espeshully yn tha cais of loanwurds end foreign-derived wurds, espeshully thoaz frum Greek end Latin. Sailynt vowels can lyterulli iit shyt, tho. English rili niids a sentrul guvernyng bodi layk the Real Academia Española oar tha Caunsyl foar German Orthography.
Tha uther cunsrn ys that wut mei bi a phonetic spellyng foar mi, a spiker uv Mydland American English, mayt nawt bi foar a spiker uv sum othur varai'yti.
>>27,28
Google actually detects this as English, I was expecting something weird like Haitian creole or Turkish. I can't stop thinking about this, it's keeping me awake.
#30
I'm so tired and want to sleep but it's only the afternoon
seriously I can't even remember the last time I was this tired fuck how do I stay awake longer
update: I managed to stay awake
is this how you livetweet?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/live-tweet
gonzo journalism
>>27,28
This betrays your accent, or at least it might if I could discern US accents more than just "American", but I can't help but read it in an accent reminiscent of a Scot trying not to sound plastered
Stupid idiots pass on sweet citizenship deal for stupid idiot reasons.
New roommates
>>34 I was actually thinking while writing it that it looked like some weird combination of Scots and one of the Scandinavian languages.
Pronounce the words[1] as they are spelt[2][3] until the world relents.
We'll keep the silent e's for now, they're too old, I repent.
[1] Whoever decided that possessives were 's and plurals are es or s instead of that possessives are s and plurals are es or 's, I salute your drunken ass, but I sincerely believe you made the wrong call especially when they had to have seen texts that are full of -is and -ys plurals. There may have been a Francophilic political reason I guess, I don't really know who did that.
[2] In my head, to maintain correct spelling, I pretty much have that nasty mishmash of c. 1450-1750 going on, which I sincerely doubt many other people do. It may be too much to ask for people to start rhyming "die" and "melody" again, obviously, but the hugest deviation from Latinate vowels that I don't think my facetious fourteener can avoid is the long i. Of course pronunciation was never uniform, and the crazy spelling shit I've witnessed in Middle English just tells me Latin letters were probably never that good a fit.
[3] Also, I would like it if more people used 'd when the e in -ed is not pronounced. I'm not that big a fan of e, it's extra ink and pen movement for the most common vowel in multiple languages.
[4] ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE YOGH AND WYNN OR RIOT
[5] Not really feelin it as far as seeing thorn and eth back, but they'd be nice as abbreviations tho
html formatting doesn't allow <blink> and <marquee>, i demand this oversight be rectified
reading the old thoughts threads and not much has changed here in at least the past 1000 days or so
wow did they change the default name? that was fast, thanks bps!
what now
clear your browser cache and try again, if that doesn't work try reformatting/recompiling your OS of choice. it definitely works for me.
>>41,42,44
Nice try, pal! We all know the REAL new default name.
hmmst
I have actually tasted a dog's blood once, accidentally, but I'd do it again. It tasted like human blood but with a wet-dog-smell kinda flavour.
I'm sure other humans in our history have also tasted dog blood, but how many of them were bouncing on a trampoline when they did? I may be the first person in history to do that.
>>38 Honestly I feel like the Latin alphabet is a poor fit for most non-Romance languages. There's just simply not enough letters, so you end up with either
-digraphs fucking EVERYWHERE (ala German, Dutch)
-diacritics fucking EVERYWHERE (ala Polish, Czech)
-disregard history, intuition, etymology, etc; just read things however the fuck you want (ala English)
It seems like trying to write one language in a writing system meant for another language will almost always end in "lossy encoding", with the effect being more and more pronounced the more different the source language of the writing system and the language being written are. A noteable exception is logographs, mainly because they can be used purely for meaning and given any number of arbitrary readings, but that comes with its own problems. What if there was some kind of grand unified alphabet containing a single symbol for literally every sound used in any human language or that it's possible for a human larynx to produce, and individual languages could just pick and choose which symbols they needed based on their phonology?.
I have a headache.
Before you ask, yes I would like a medal please.
Have you tried using a sharp symbol?
Thanks to >>52 piquing a google, I now know that "Octothorpe" was actually a joke
Smoking #
you ever think "why am I friends with these people?"
no, I have no friends.
what would you do if I was secretly a jew working with jewish organizations and was collecting info on anti-semites like you?
Is this really happening?
>>59
well if you collected enough info about me you'd know I'm not an anti-semite
Hungry.
ssssssssmokin
the fullwidth parenthesis is detrimental but the fullwidth space after it is good
自己嫌悪を抱いて死にたい、冬なので。
pic of the smoke up in british columbia, lighting one up aint legal yet but the ents don't care
good night
Is 4-ch the most active english-language textboard now?
saovq: dead (struck down in its prime by the JEWS)
dis.4chan.org: dead
6-ch: exists in null space where time has no meaning (un-dead)
bienvenidoainternet: fairly lively, but in spanish
4ct.org: deader than dead except for /lounge/ which is only kinda dead
tinychan: literal /soc/ phoneposters, barely counts as a textboard
I thought bienvenidoainternet was Esperanto
I just like posting here because of the IIchan+Wakachan thing.
SAoVQ is okay and BaI's World Lobby only has the Ranran thrread.
"your lewd ass is a violation of the school rules!"
saovq is still alive? I visit maybe a couple of times a year but it was alive a couple of days ago?
>>72
tinychan also has /lounge/ and /prog/
https://dis.tinychan.org/lounge/
https://dis.tinychan.org/prog/
let's pop together
all night
oh man bienvenidoainternet is still alive?
desu
I have 28 gfs
hate all of you
Again?
mastodon is hilariously useless in an unexpected way
my billion dollar idea: drive-thru but with healthy food
drive-thru grilled chicken breast and steamed squash and zucchini
apathy and over-use of irony (internet tough guy personality) is for cowards who are afraid to make themselves vulnerable
don't be afraid to embrace and express your true emotions
what if I'm just legitimately disinterested in most things due to depressive anhedonia
has it been august 20th for like 4 days now or am i just slipping into derealization again
>>86
I don't know much about it other than the fact that it's like some freetard tw1tter clone that has a fart joke and nobody uses it aside from turbonerds, and even then, they only use it to "toot" what they already tweet on twitter anyway
I found an alternative image board where the admin deletes pictures of people (because he hates "3DPD") and bans people if they mention having a job, a girlfriend, friends, etc. Weirdest fucking echo chamber ever.
>>86, >>92
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Mastodon, is in fact, ActivityPub/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ActivityPub plus Mastodon. Mastodon is not a Twitter clone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ActivityPub system made useful by the ActivityPub client/server API, federated cross-server API and W3C standard comprising a full social network as defined by the plants Richard Stallman has sex with.
Many computer users run a modified version of the ActivityPub system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ActivityPub which is widely used today is often called "Mastodon", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ActivityPub system, developed by the W3C.
There really is a Mastodon, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Mastodon is the GUI: the program in the system that deludes you into thinking you're using a snazzy web 2.0 thing like Twitter instead of an open source command line program written by some fat nerd in his mom's basement. The GUI is an essential part of a social network, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete communications protocol. Mastodon is normally used in combination with the ActivityPub standard: the whole system is basically ActivityPub with Mastodon added, or ActivityPub/Mastodon. All the so-called "Mastodon" distributions are really distributions of ActivityPub/Mastodon.