[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#30] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9117 19:49

Previously:
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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
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Let's try to get along edition

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9125 20:54

Are coursera certificates actually useful or nah

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9125 22:56

I mean you'll learn some shit but probably nobody will take it seriously except as a minor point on your resume

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9125 23:03

>>246
But Rashomon is a great movie. And everyone gets the Rashomon plot wrong anyway. Even the woodcutter's story in Rashomon is a lie.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9125 23:07

I just managed to get a pair of fucking contacts on and I feel like I look worse?

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9125 23:27

Lame confession: I pretended to love Rashomon in high school because I was a total weeb and self-proclaimed "film buff" but secretly I thought it was boring just as >>246 predicted

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 00:05

Rashomon feels boring now because it's mainly remembered for giving its name to the "Rashomon effect" and for introducing the idea that the camera itself could kind of be an unreliable narrator. That's what I was getting at, it feels played out despite being the thing that literally gave its name to that storytelling technique because we've had 6 decades of subsequent movies using that technique.

So, I want to propose the name "Rashomon effect effect" for the phenomenon where the work where a certain effect or device originated starts to feel trite or boring only because so many works that came after it also used that effect.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 00:42

Other people already call that the "Citizen Kane effect" or the "Seinfeld effect."

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 01:27

i hate my life

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 01:52

Well, what do you think of The 400 Blows. It's also a movie for snobs but it's a light-mooded picaresque for the most part.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 02:13

hi

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 02:13

>>259hi me

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 06:04

life is depressing

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 08:22

few years ago i met a guy who rumor around the place was that he tried to make himself a meme looking like a creepy bastard, i even ran into a couple examples in the wild

i guess it's good for him it didn't really catch on, i wouldn't want something like that haunting me now just because i thought it was a good decision at age 19ish

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 12:08

from tinder import date
date.regret()

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 12:58

My back hurts.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 21:24

play virtual american football, get shot

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9126 22:58

Everything keeps happening.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 00:56

>>258
I like the 400 Blows. French New Wave and Italian Neorealism is a lot more interesting than a lot of people think. A movie like the Bicycle Thief is just plain entertaining, regardless of its artistic merit.

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 05:17

Diogenic irony

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 06:27

shiny pussies

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 09:37

Girly orgasms.

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 09:43

>>266
The damn things overlap.

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 12:44

god when did i get so gay

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 13:15

I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU

vc: yazzan

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 14:54

>>273
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 15:12

My most unpopular opinion is that "could care less" is an implied conditional and is thus both grammatically and logically correct and adding "not" doesn't significantly change the meaning of the sentence.

example:
Alice: Did you hear about the record-breaking corn harvest in Shattuck, Oklahoma last month?
Bob: I could care less!

Taking Bob's statement to its logical conclusion, the expanded meaning is something like [the only way that] I could care less [than I do right now] [is if you told me about the corn harvest in Shattuck, OK!]. It's a similar case as when you say "I would like some of that corn, please", the implied conditional being something like "if it's ok for me to have some".

The cases are many such with regards to similar grammatical constructs, but it's basically another meme that 99 iqs who imagine themselves as 139 iqs like to drop to try to look smart. At some point the internet decided that the way to be a cool and hip so-random edgy ironylord is to take a mundane opinion over something inconsequential and pretend their entire life revolves around it. See also the pineapple on pizza "controversy".

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 16:22

The phrase bothers me a little because it reminds me of those fuckers who don't pronounce/type very carefully and drop "n't" from things that maybe uhhhh you should not be making the fucking opposite statement, like when, say, denying bestiality.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 17:32

Humans are, relative to everything else we know about, excellent conversationalists; Bob could have said literally anything else and the context and his tone of voice would tell Alice everything she needed to know.

This "logical conclusion" for Bob's statement, if that is the only logical conclusion and if it actually is a logical conclusion, sounds like more of a statement of Bob's opinions of Alice's oratory skills ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 21:58

> See also the pineapple on pizza "controversy"

i think you're literally the only one person on the internet who isn't in on the joke.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 22:01

> ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").

that's quite the leap for a logical conclusion lol, especially considering that the intended meaning is so obviously not giving any amounts of shit regardless of who is Bob speaking to. no condition whatsoever on the original expression. what am i even reading.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 23:21

The implied conditional of "I would like some of that corn, please" can only be "you're going to give it to me"

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9127 23:29

Smoking salvia gives me the feeling of hopping off the treadmill that powers reality. There was a tree-like being there who didn't really say anything, but gave me the feeling of "yes, this is the true reality... why do you seem so surprised?" Coming back to sober reality I was quite shaken, I also had that feeling that this was a façade

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 06:24

pineapple on pizza is whatever, but ...

is a hotdog a sandwich!??!? OMFGyesn't

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 07:54

someone who declares the amount of shit they don't give probably thinks it an excellent substitute for saying what they do care about, but in general, it isn't. instead, it's a conversation-terminating cliche, which generally comes across as boorish. and perhaps they think that an excellent substitute for character, but i think it is not.

having said that, it is an okay thing to declare "so what?" or "i don't care about that". we only have limited time to pay attention to shit so we should be very careful that we don't have an opinion on every little thing, else we never pay enough devotion to the things we actually want to make happen.

it's not about money, it's about sending a message. droggeljug.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 10:37

I keep lying to people.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 11:27

>>282
cereal is soup
calzone is a dumpling
salsa is fruit salad

fight me

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 11:56

cute girl who rotates permanently

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 14:58

Does the internet make you hate people younger than you? I'd like to see a case study on this.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 15:59

No, getting old does

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 16:13

cute girl keeps lying to people

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 17:07

>>282
10 dishes you won't believe are sandwiches. number 6 will blow your mind.

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 17:30

> Definition of sandwich
> b : one slice of bread covered with food

pizza is a sandwich

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 18:02

What would John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, PC, FRS say?

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 18:18

How has Bob Odenkirk never been on Arrested Development?

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 18:45

>>279
You misunderstand

> [the only way that] I could care less [than I do right now] [is if you told me about the corn harvest in Shattuck, OK!]

sounds, to me, like

> I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me

Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 18:52

>>286
https://i.imgur.com/5ssfdDj.gif

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 21:12

>>294

> Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet

The most charitable interpretation is that they meant to write that they didn't give a shit, regardless of what their interlocutor is going to say. Thus, they couldn't care less, as in absolute impossibility of caring any less. I understand where you are coming from, and it makes sense, but I absolutely guarantee that is not what people intend to express when they say "I could care less".

Anyway, shittier idioms exist that are probably born this exact way. Irregardless is no longer detected by spell checkers as a mistake, so hey, english language doesn't necessarily need to make grammatical or etymological sense.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 21:31

I'm doing okay.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9128 23:38

Translating is hard.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 06:35

hmm

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 09:12

Daijobu

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 17:07

MercyWing1 SMOrc MercyWing2

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 17:42

>>296
The differences are subtle, yes, but they exist. I still don't understand how you got to the "only" "logical" conclusion and how it is equivalent to "couldn't care less".
Anyway, you're returning to me what I told you: it doesn't really matter what Bob said, but Alice interpreted it as him not giving a shit, and that's what mattered.

Anyway, blah blah blah, I hate engaging in pedantry about unimportant things.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 18:57

Here comes the diarrhea. Can't say I wasn't warned.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 19:04

just shit it all out. what's the problem?

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 19:54

I always get the shits when I buy the cheap tuna, and I eat the tuna a lot because it's cheap and I like tuna so I just accept and enjoy the shits. It's just water, and goes "goosh" as it squirts out!

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9129 22:27

My mind is breaking.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 04:35

My mind is going. I can feel it.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 04:47

Dave

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 09:37

>>306
>>307
>>308
Are you okay?

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 14:24

Feeling nostalgic for .hack//SIGN for no reason.

Wasn't really that good a show, but I get by if I think it has a bombass setting, character design, and soundtrack, so there ya go.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 15:16

sinking

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 15:26

lu lu lu

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 16:23

Ugh, woman trouble.

Don't ever fall in love, kiddos. It feels nice, but then things get complicated because life isn't some cute little fairy tale where everything (or anything) fits neatly.

Stupid hormones. I wish I could be an ace.

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 17:39

>>313
I dunno, my relationship is pretty great. We don't expect each other to take any hints, we don't generate drama for fun, we talk instead of arguing, we respect each other. Find the right person.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 18:57

i want this gachascam mobage shit fad to die already

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 19:34

>>314
In our case it's not so much about communication and getting along. Things started out really well, then when we got more serious we realized there are solid legitimate roadblocks. We both still love each other, but as it stands the relationship simply will not go where either of us want it to. And that sucks.

I know there are others out there, and that it's hard to have a good perspective from the inside. I just need to let it out, I guess.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 20:18

https://my.mixtape.moe/mkbyyt.png

I really like when dqn turns up in my google search results because it thinks every single post is written by (*ﾟーﾟ)

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 20:39

>>316
Well thanks for making me feel bad that I responded nastily.
I hope it works out in the end for you.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 20:49

tfw no gf
no, but seriously. i don't mind people talking about their gfs as you don't mind me complaining about not having one lmao.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 20:50

*as long as

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 21:18

Sure, why not, we're all friends here.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 21:21

"swords attach to your hip/back via magnets" is probably my least favorite CRPG trope

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 22:32

Focus!

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9130 23:20

website that works perfectly fine without enabling javascript except for the MASSIVE FUCKOFF POPUP in the middle of the screen that says "this website doesn't work without javascript, click here to find out how to enable it in your browser"

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 02:17

>>324
I did not start using an ad blocker until 2014. It wasn't even the whole being spied on thing, it wasn't even seeing whole pages of clickbait cancer or uncomfortable images, it was deadass taking too much downloading/CPU and making Chrome feel like Netscape used to.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 03:32

should i impulse buy a bunch of burgers at midnight

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 04:46

>>326
save money and impulse buy a cow

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 16:13

>>325 you merely adopted the botnet, but I was born in it, moulded by it; I didn't see the noscript until I was already a man!

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 17:05

welcome to
yokose
your fucking wallet nerd, get it out

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 19:56

browsing dildos on amazon and there's frilly panties and thighhighs in the "customers who bought this item also bought" section

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 20:43

I own several dildos, several sets of frilly panties, and several pairs of thigh high socks, but I didn't buy any of them on Amazon.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9131 23:39

Please
Someone help me
OH GOD HELP ME
They're trying to take it all away!

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 00:26

>>330 Seems reasonable...

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 00:37

I don't want to die

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 04:16

You know Metallica lyrics by heart? Marry me, or something, but in like a non-gay way.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 09:59

Metallica are the 4th best band in the Big 4 of Thrash

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 14:58

boomer metal

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 18:27

marry me but in a very gay way

god im so lonely

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 18:52

Do you think astronauts get anxiety? Are they like "holy fuck I'm in space I wanna go back to earth"?

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 21:40

"gay magic, gay magic " but to the tune of gray matter

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9132 23:23

Why?

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 00:02

Hi!
My name is Thamsanqa Jantjie from Nelson Mandela's funeral!

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 00:15

pulling a budd dwyer at wal mart when some fucken clerk says "did you find everything alright sir" and im like "actually i couldn't find a reason to live" and just splatter my brain all over the cash register

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 02:22

>>343
that one novelty/gimmick twittеr account air budd dwyer makes me think of that fat dog whenever someone mentioned budd dwyer even though I know he's the guy who killed himself on TV or whatever

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 14:53

I love cute girls.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 17:01

>>340
https://magicregret.bandcamp.com/

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 19:22

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I love my girlfriend.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 21:41

what do you call a shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?

a forkbomboclaat

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9133 21:41

what do you call a JAMAICAN* shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?

a forkbomboclaat

I fucked up the first time

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