[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#31]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#31] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9184 20:51 [No]

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9201 19:04 [No]

>>203
That's like this pasta, overall it's pretty good but there's one little line, just six words, that makes it one of my favorites.

after 13 of lucky star I myself have come to the realisation that I too am in love with konata izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read love hina and fell head over heals for shinobu maehara. shinobu was a softspoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similal personality. the sence then I learned that most people are attracted to themselfs only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved shinobu for soo long. from love hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.

when I saw konatas room in lucky star I acctually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchendice.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.

Last night I couldent stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep(on the floor of my room) as we embace eachother.I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of cource the wonderfull beautifull sex we would have together.

I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?

on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her.I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anthing to find her in real life.

vc: inane

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9201 21:22 [No]

After all that 80s/90s, I wasn't expecting the final boss to be No Thank You.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9201 21:42 [No]

Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! sniffsniff! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
gasp! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Louise on the cover IS looking at me! Louise... at me! Louise-chan in the pictures in the book are looking at me!!
Louise-chan in the anime is talking to me!!! Phew... reality ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I have Louise!! I've done it Ketty, I can do it alone!!!
C..comic... Louise LOUISE-CHAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAN!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! Si, Siesta!! HenriettaaaAAAAAAaAA!!! TabithaaAAAAA!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Louise!! May my love reach Louise of Halkeginia!

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9201 22:54 [No]

exhale

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 00:36 [No]

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.

Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 01:22 [No]

the currently airing SSSS.GRIDMAN but instead of gridman showing up on some weird old computer everyone calls "junk" it shows up on suigintou

i dunno how. maybe she has a screen in that missing part of her torso

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 10:29 [No]

Wow, at this point, I think the only hope is to rope in his brother, who may not have had the best comics and they were H and he disappeared from the scene years ago, but they were at least competent (and pretty hot IMO). Assuming he's alive anyway.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 17:03 [No]

god that was an awful episode

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 18:53 [No]

A lot of people, choosing Comic Sans, think "this looks happy", not realizing it's partly based off the lettering from Watchmen.

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 19:25 [No]

It pains me to see the erasure of our local culture.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 19:47 [No]

>>214 racist

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 22:49 [No]

I am a winter girl.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9202 23:28 [No]

sad girls in the snow

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 00:56 [No]

>>217
you reminded me that megatokyo existed. I demand your death as recompense

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 01:49 [No]

I remembered /sgis/ the other day and it made me a bit melancholy to think about how many good boards have died over the years.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 10:31 [No]

>Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.

I once let a cute 16yo girl put one of her used tampons up my butt (she asked and I nearly always say yes to new experiences)

It was pretty fuckin weird... I couldn't get it out by myself so she wrenched it out and it really stung! （ﾒωﾒ）

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 10:42 [No]

and wouldn't you know it, i slept through 11:11

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 11:21 [No]

>>218
fred has done more with his life than i have and that's pretty sad

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 13:29 [No]

I'm late to the party and mikgazer continues to grow on me, except the one or two songs that aren't very well vocaloided

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 13:33 [No]

A time for healing.

225 Name: vc: reloth : 1993-09-9203 13:53 [No]

DQN who's been obsessed with osu/2hu/vocaloid lately here (but i am not >>223)

sorry if it's been getting a little intolerable, i know a lot of us are kinda weeby but i'm experiencing a thing i've been missing for a while. i hope you can forgive me, patient ones.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 14:33 [No]

I completely ignore the youtube/music link threads so whatever

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 16:31 [No]

What does an italicized - look like anyway
-
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228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 19:36 [No]

don't want to be one of those people whose entire personality is "being gay" but a nigga gets lonely and sometimes the gayposting just floods out, u kno

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 20:45 [No]

>>228
Can't say I do.
vc: fate

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 21:02 [No]

Met a boot-scootin' GILF at the line-dancin' last night, yee-HAW! Haven't had a bloylpive like that in ages!

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 22:01 [No]

>>229 come here and sit on my lap, I'll show you

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9203 22:09 [No]

Are you supposed to shampoo your pubic hair?

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 02:03 [No]

neighbors playing really loud boomer rock so i'm playing really loud speedcore back

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 02:21 [No]

I met a guy at a party who was like, "one time I took 10 tabs of acid. It was crazy, I was seeing tracers on everything." In retrospect probably an NPC.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 02:34 [No]

avant garde experimental hiphop group named stronghold gauntlets, basically death grips but more expensive for no reason

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 08:26 [No]

>>233 That's so 90s XD
>>234 What do you mean by this? Taking LSD seems like a deliberate method to come apart from the gameworld, but it reads like an insult

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 10:43 [No]

>>236 as someone who knows everything I know about recreational drug usage from DARE and the Hardy Boys, it sounds like a poseur thing to say. And yet it has the sad possibility of being true.

Excuse me? You took a fucking woodstock-era dose and didn't have, like, a religious epiphany?

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 11:38 [No]

My boobs are sore.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 11:50 [No]

>>237
This. Psychedelics are fun because they mess with your thought process, but he just had some mild visual effects. Ergo, no thought process.

>>238
vc: sawrness

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 14:42 [No]

And I hope you die
I hope we both die
No coochie

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 17:22 [No]

well, i'd rather marry fanon gumi, but let's face it--if i were marrying fictional characters, basically nobody could stop me, nor other otakutastic individuals, from being an incredible polygamist

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 18:28 [No]

>>238
Shark week next week?

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 21:34 [No]

>>241
The Form of Marriage would prevent you.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 21:51 [No]

If your handle ends in "Gaming" you're going to be bottom of the scoreboard

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 22:50 [No]

>>243
i'm not quite sure you're quite understand the magnitude of the ramifications of passing all bounds of decency, legality, and consent, and just how little some ink on a page would matter in regards to that

at 144 fps it would take less just under 70 seconds to participate in a 10000 waifu orgy

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 22:51 [No]

wow that uh came out disjointed

maybe i shouldn't be nutting at light speed while typing these things

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9204 23:39 [No]

People will always let you down.

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 00:10 [No]

>>247
Rick won't.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 01:27 [No]

>>244
Used to be a small BBS where pro devs and talented amateurs shot the shit about game programming. Some kid named himself The Game Designer and proceeded to act like he knew what he was talking about. Half a post in it was clear he didn't know a fucking thing.

I think in the torrential downpour of "shut the fuck up, retard" posts that resulted, we killed his dream. I feel no guilt for that.

Some people just ain't got it.

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 03:35 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

this video but instead of being a gay autist he runs over and beats the dude with a chair and yells CHARGE HAMSTRING MORTAL STRIKE

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 09:55 [No]

i quit smoking 4 years ago and still occasionally find cigarette butts under the couch, behind dressers, buried in the bottom of my closet...

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 10:58 [No]

sgis/sjis art joke

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 19:23 [No]

petting my cat and wishing someone would do that to me, just sit me on their lap and kiss me all over and touch me and cuddle me

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 20:13 [No]

I'm an autist and I hate that autistic puzzle pieces logo. Fucking thing just annoys my eyes to hell.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 21:48 [No]

>can you explain your employment gap?

GEE MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE NONE OF YOU BOOMER FUCKS WILL HIRE ME SINCE I DON'T HAVE A DOCTORATE IN SHELF STACKING WITH A MINOR IN FLOOR MOPPING AND 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE RUNNING A CASH REGISTER

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 22:08 [No]

>>255
"can you" is a different question to "would you kindly"

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 22:21 [No]

Why is "I don't know how to romanise it" giving me such a good feeling all over my body? Like biting my lip and crossing my legs feeling like I need to pee but in a sort of erotic blissful urineless way, just thinking about that sentence/phrase

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 22:22 [No]

I'm in heaven ❤️

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:07 [No]

>>255
"My understanding of computers makes me unemployably overqualified for your webshit."
"We're planning to phase out REACT for VUE"
"Can you please redirect me to the fire escape"

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:12 [No]

>>254
The blue puzzle piece logo is a registered trademark of the Autism Speaks nonprofit, who are essentially the gay conversion therapy camps of autism, there's plenty of reason to hate it.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:20 [No]

>You both listen to Autechre, Death Grips and Boards of Canada.

all of my neighbors sound like truly insufferable people

...

wait

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:58 [No]

i miss being able to litter the ground in mmos with random shit that noobs could pick up and vendor for a tiny profit

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 04:18 [No]

>>263
I fondly remember being a 13-year-old Runescape noob and noticing that somebody was selling lobsters 10 times cheaper than the usual price. I bought as many as I could afford and sold them for a profit over the next hour. I felt like a fucking mercantile genius but in retrospect the profit was tiny and I could probably have made more money by just doing quests.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 05:27 [No]

you know what? if you want fatasses to lose weight, you don't need to tell them about how literally every health problem they're experiencing will get better, because they've heard it all before and it didn't impact them then, obviously they don't care that much

here it is:

your dick will look bigger. not just look bigger but actually be bigger and have more useable length, since it's not half-buried in blubber anymore. you'll probably gain about an inch for every 10% of bodyfat you drop.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 05:31 [No]

and if you're a girl then
a) get out of /dqn/;
b) your boobs might lose some size, but now they'll look like actual boobs and not like half-filled bags of sand hanging off a nail

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 08:21 [No]

[Note: >>265 has never seen a single boob]

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 09:58 [No]

i wanna be a vipster

268 Name: vc: gomotion : 1993-09-9206 11:51 [No]

marisa kirisame, except instead of "drizzle" (mist-rain) it's slash-shark

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 14:54 [No]

does this board have 5 homos and one really autistic libertarian or 5 libertarians and one really gay homo

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:16 [No]

>>269 6 really gay autistic libertarians

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:18 [No]

6 racist democratic socialists

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:56 [No]

6 gay librarians

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:40 [No]

6 racist libertarian homo bisexual tranny socialist alt-right beaner otakus.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:40 [No]

who are into lesbian scat porn

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:52 [No]

i'm already tracer

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:32 [No]

6 little jizo with gifts of omochi

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:32 [No]

>>273
I'm only four of those...

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:38 [No]

Straight white conservative christian male. I get five Liberal Evil Points before you even get to know me!

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:44 [No]

6 gay librarians sitting in a tree
R-E-A-D-I-N-G

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:55 [No]

there are no buses in gensokyo but there is a nokia n-gage

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:56 [No]

>>278 you sound like a blast to hang out with

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:10 [No]

>>281
I'd agree, but you can't just dismiss the mark of a true patrician like that.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:18 [No]

>>278
how do 60-year old facebook posters manage to find dqn?

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:45 [No]

I am none of those things, feels great not being labelled on an anonymous board!

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 19:36 [No]

>>283
google fun places to hang out, go to last entry on last page.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 20:01 [No]

>>285 Zap! Ouch! So cold! The barrel of laughs just rolled to a halt...

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 20:56 [No]

You can tell who the autists are because they complain the most but are too afraid to leave

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 21:36 [No]

my current thought is too gay, it's already gay enough in here so I won't post it yet

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 22:41 [No]

6 gay lolis sitting in a tree
L-O-L-I-N-G

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 23:03 [No]

as my body has grown fatter, so my laughter has grown uglier

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 00:48 [No]

>>290
one day i googled "do fat people have a different voice" on google or something to that effect, and a fat coworker girl leaned in to ask me something and saw what i searched and gave me funny looks all week

imagine if she spotted me here.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 02:27 [No]

>>292
well this site doesn't have encryption so your IT department already knows you're chatting about gay lolis if you're visiting this place at the office

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 02:28 [No]

that was meant for >>291 but isn't entirely inappropriate directed at myself

except that I'm unemployed

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 11:54 [No]

You can't run from it forever.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 13:17 [No]

maybe i'll be racist
i'm already racist

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:48 [No]

Maybe I'll be a loli
I'm not already a loli

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:54 [No]

maybe i'll use tracert
macOS: i didn't find tracert

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:59 [No]

Maybe I'll use ip/traceroute (3)
#l/ether2 no host

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:10 [No]

There are seven levels.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:36 [No]

Shut up, Dante

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:50 [No]

There are four lights.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 02:08 [No]

stick it to the supplement pharmajew by eating your own cum to conserve precious zinc

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 16:35 [No]

throwing out condiments that expired before the war in iraq because mom is a hoarder/narcissist and dad is a moral coward

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 19:42 [No]

>Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

Typical otakus smh

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