Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
hair dye weirdos ruining it for the other hair dye weirdos
it's not gonna make you SG material nor fix your lack of inner beauty
I feel like I betrayed DQN and text boards by spending last couple of years on 4ch*n. But, oh, the excitement of fast threads!.. I could spent almost an entire day catching up to a general!
>>599
The kickstarter came out at just the right time. It was around the peak of the Oatmeal's popularity, when Millennials everywhere were still Liking and Sharing the comics because it was the Voice of their Generation. "Yes! I too, love Sriracha Rooster Sauce! SO TRUE."
Around the same time, non-digital games were growing in popularity. College dorms around the country were already stocked with Cards Against Humanity. Everyone was eager to add a new wacky faux-edgy party game to their collection.
And so households everywhere ended up with this crappy card game. Whenever I come across it, I like to ask about it as if I've never heard of it. The owner invariably replies something like, "Oh, that game? I got it from kickstarter...it's kinda fun, I guess." Their tone makes it clear that they've already outgrown the game.
the fuck on
I really hope IOSYS doesn't mind me bombarding them with these captions.
You did betrayal us you spine-loving FUCK
what ever happened to cards against megucas
>>607
It was run by that /moe/ liveboard, now if you show up they just call you "Inaban" and ban you.
it's actually a british bird cooking penne
I'm freaking the FUCK out right now.
dowman sayman nickelodeon
to understand why i find this amusing, you have to know the song i listened to recently, the channel's jingle, and that the hentai artist referred to by the spelling released a work under that title
good luck explaining that concisely to someone who asked why you're laughing but takes offense any time you express anything less than angelic
people who
weird rant relating mechanical keyboards to lightsabers
no features (but because my music is bad and I have no friends)
finishing school but it's a MOOC
that was a good piss
I made a wrong translation by mistake Σ(ﾟдﾟ)
I did it without checking because it fit the mood really well, I'd say better than the right translation, so now I'm conflicted.
-~165cm tall
-~50kg
-blond hair, blue eyes
-described by everyone who met him as slightly androgynous with dainty facial features
-already always wearing a dress
-vegetarian
-ambiguous irl sexuality
T.E. Lawrence as a trap anime when?
The more I read about daylight savings time, the less I understand it.
My hand is all fucked up.
how to spot a german:
^^
o/
capitalize every Noun in a Sentence
today I did go, yesterday I did went
> the same politically inflammatory forced meme repeated by several people
> bunch of meh or overdone reaction clips by celebrities that don't really capture the moment, why do you even have that shit saved
> bunch of honest replies that weren't really all that worth reading though
they always seem to be ranked above some actually decent replies unless the actually decent replies were that uproariously funny.
twitter might be a better place if they focused their efforts on putting the half-buried technique on these instead of on people with wrongthink or who just happened to drop an f bomb.
more financially successful? nah, i'm taking a pretty wild guess here and saying the above categories are the kind of people who click ads; they seem like false-idol polytheists to me.
I think there might be a purely anthropic explanation for the born probabilities.
Makingpudding@4
Curly brackets are the cutest punctuation marks.
i'm never going to make it, users. just wasn't meant to be.
Bread is a strange substance.
ripped open a callous on my hand and bled all over the bar, is this what they mean by "feel the burn"
-you're a big bulge
-uuwuu
You're the same unlovable nerd you were in middle school and you won't ever change. By you, of course, I mean me.
Me're the same unlovable nerd me were in middle school and me won't ever change.
By me, of course, me mean me.
I am making this post to prove to Wikipedia that the year "1993" listed is a joke. Also 4-ch isn't 4chan, which didn't exist in 1993 anyway.
Hello, people from the year 1993. I come from the future, where Japan has taken over the world, as was expected in 1993. At least, anime took over the internet.
Speaking of Japan, a magnitude 9.1 earthquake with an epicenter at 38.3 N 142.4 E and a hypocenter 29 km undersea will occur at 14:46 JST on 11 March 2011 and cause a 40 meter high tsunami to hit the coast. ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
I wish it was still 1993, culturally. But if it were really 1993 I wouldn't be alive.
>>637
Your proof doesn’t matter, what matters is Avery is a sysop and you are not.
>>638
Finally I could break out a neon windbreaker without drawing unwelcome stares!
Furthermore, I am of the opinion that image macros must be destroyed.
>>638
My kneejerk reaction to someone not being alive in a year in which I was alive is that they must be fœtuses, but actually, I'm getting older every year, and I presumably remember being as old as you are now, and there must be a foreign word for the feeling that evokes
>>637
(*・д・) We have to warn them!
(*・_・) ...
(*・_・) Eh, we have time
oh man Bomberman 94 isn't out yet
no YOU don't understand, I gotta get Solar kills or gramma won' give me any cookie dough
Along the road, there was a half-mile-or-so deserted stretch. About half of the streetlights went dead as I walked under them (give or take a few feet). For one group, it was four in a row.
When I looked back, many of them had come back on. It would have been much cooler if they'd stayed dead. I hear that, back in the 90s, street lamps would cycle like that as they were dying.
Russian DQN, can you help me find an icon? It's Mary and Baby Jesus both doing the orans hands. Jesus is coming out of an urn or jar or something.
That sure is some hair.
and joyous kwanzaa to all my niggas at dqn
Certified DQNigga
✓ Speech recognition as accessibility feature
✗ It'll just get used to trash talk in /p even faster
man, fatass
>>646
They still do. There's one outside my house that's super annoying.
Got a book from my brother, and gave him one.
>>646
They do that here too, to save money by using less power.
once that anecdote about van halen asking for no brown m&ms became known wouldn't concert venues just start leaving out a bowl of de-browned m&ms and still not read the contract
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Christmas is your parents, wake up
FFXIV's Christmas event is called "seibousai" and that reminds me of "o-seibo"
which reminds me of seiba
padoru padoru
vc: joyp
have you ever thought about how it would feel to fill your mouth with soil
The only GRIFFIN I need to know is the ones on Family Guy.
DQN is gay.
GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND
hell joke
>>666
thank you. this opportunity comes once every thousand posts and I am always sad when Satan says something daft or lacking in self-awareness
captcha: cireen, which is how I feel
Watching Nathan 4U and seeing him get more and more psycho as time goes on
We could probably do with more punctuative symbols, particularly as concerns comma usage, but the shapes that don't look freakin' lame are mostly taken, and most new proposals either wouldn't/shouldn't come up that often or make me want to claw my eyes out.
weirdest adjustments to make after losing a significant amount of weight:
I can get up and down off the floor without having to wait for all my joints to snap back into place
it actually hurts MORE than it used to to sit down for very long
I can see my dick when I'm laying on my back even when it's not hard
Girl with too many swords.
>>672
Part of me doesn't want to reintroduce thread #23 cancer.
But this one is borderline, so go on....
SA☆TSU☆GA☆I
Collecting money to build a wall between the USA and Fiji. True patriots take massive cash advances on their credit cards to give to the cause!
le pamplemousse
trying really hard to be positive but every now and then my depression comes back for a few hours to remind me what a piece of shit i am, it's really humbling
>>603
Welp, I just got gifted Exploding Kittens for Christmas. My mom said she played it in a brewery and enjoyed it. So I guess there's another explanation of why the game is so popular, some people actually like it. (Or at least think their children would like it.)
>>680 so it's like those 99 in 1 bootleg game consoles they sell at wal mart to trick parents whose kids want a "gamebox 320 or whatever it's called"
Okay, so I didn't hallucinate that. This thing had touchscreen functionality for all of 2 minutes. Too bad it's shit!
Kirby is a TERF.
What a strange thing to say.
you know if I was Russian I'd find that Disney movie Anastasia kind of insulting tbh
like the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard or something and not because they were literal robber barons who viewed and treated the average Russian as something like cattle
> Disney
Figures. Like, the one time Bluth doesn't make it really obviously him and this is how it gets remembered to this day.
>>686
Since Disney bought Fox, Anastasia gets to be a Disney princess now.
>the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard
This is basically true.
>>688 Not that the Soviets that replaced them ended up being much better but it's hard not to see the downfall of a dynasty that spent like 4 centuries treating the country as their personal playground and its people as their personal cattle as anything but a good thing. Even in under Ivan "the terrible" serfs had certain rights and their lords had certain duties toward them in exchange, while Peter "the great", the supposed westernizer, converted them basically into chattel slaves.
This idea of the Romanovs as enlightened despots and the Rurikoviches as half-mongol savage khans is one of the biggest PR cons in modern history tbh.
DQN is a soft and simple place.
The first thing SHAKING PINK makes me think of is a little pink clitoris quivering in anticipation. Do you think that was their intention?
>>693 SHAKING PINK（ココ・ななひら・桃箱)
A denpa supergroup of momobako, koko and nanahira!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYb6cqfeIsM
They are the best! <3 I am so happy when I hear them! <3 They often leave me reling with glee! <3
Giving yourself simulator sickness for Christmas
So what are your resolutions for 9254++?
Can animals eat human vomit?