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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 06:30

>>47
The first 46 are overcoming rust’s retarded language design decisions and arbitrary programming constraints, the last one is giving up and writing actual code instead.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 07:18

my life be like ooh ahh

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 08:16

>>50
you sound mad that you didn't get it and went back to <other language choice meant to sound derisive>

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 10:54

"In my sixth and seventh consulates [28-27 B.C.E.], after putting out the civil war, having obtained all things by universal consent, I handed over the state from my power to the dominion of the senate and Roman people."--Augustus "I am half the reason several empires called their emperors Caesar" Caesar

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 16:31

"do away with the word 'very'", i like this advice a lot, plenty of words that basically mean "very <x>" and don't get enough love

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 20:21

>>52
Given it’s Rust, the only languages that would be derisive by comparison would be PHP and Myrddin.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9188 22:54

You've got to hold on.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 02:58

to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 04:38

>>55
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59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 05:04

HOW DO I STOP POSTING DUMB SHIT TO THE INTERNET

60 Name: some scrub : 1993-09-9189 07:13

that's my secret, cap
i'm always tilted

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 07:53

so cold

please

someone cuddle me

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:19

Stumbled on a stash of dreams from five years ago. It's interesting to see the recurring themes: missing the school bus, the president (not Obama in particular, just the idea of the president). I wonder how much my psyche has changed since then.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 10:20

You fucking egg.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 13:37

fitness goals: be so huge that if someone tries to start a fight with you you can just pick them up and snap them in half over your knee like bane

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:18

fitness goals: do the chad strut without the muscles to back it up

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:43

is rust one of those things it's cool to hate?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 14:56

fitness goal: to be able to punch someone so hard they fly up out of the atmosphere and come crashing down somewhere in the middle Pacific ocean.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 15:58

fitness goal: fitness pizza in my mouth

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 16:57

>>66
In the same way that malaria or smallpox are cool to hate, there’s a vested public interest in it going away but without Bono’s help we’ll never make it to a world without disease carrying mosquitos, or whatever the vectors for malaria and smallpox are.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

imagine being angry at a programming language

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 17:17

I feel bad when I see a car with a license plate frame that says "ALUMNI OF [prestigious university]" along with a Lyft sticker in the window.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:10

Wait, since when has Pseud0ch changed all the borders to black??
Or is it just FF being stupid as usual...

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 18:37

I don't know what to say.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9189 22:05

FGC: lol boy group theme song wut
Capcom: what's that? you don't like that soulless, manufactured sound? 'cause we know soulless
FGC: IT WAS FINE WE JUST BRING THE BANTZ ON EVERYTHING ARGH

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 03:38

The Dodgers were our nation's last hope against communism.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 08:38

俺は二十代のおっさんだ

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 09:49

MAMAAAA

uwu

didn't mean to make you cry

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:01

quad core futa cock

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 17:43

I have made a terrible mistake.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:07

>>79
did you code something in rust?

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 19:35

BI'ER SHI KEXUE JIA

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 20:21

tfw you see a website had a regular thing going that got dropped unceremoniously with no explanation but the site is still up and has been updated since

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 21:25

Everything is broken.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:02

>>40
That sounds like a pretty suspect survey

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:12

>>82 Get the webmaster's EMail address and yell at him about it.

>>84 In any case, it got people talking.
captcha: uncute

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9190 23:17

do gay be crime?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 01:13

>>86
that depends. are you brazilian?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:51

Pinochet 2 electric boogaloo

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 03:53

Angry and too dumb to understand why
I repeat stuff I heard that sounded good
and maybe I even remember wrong

It’s harder to find things I like
I see more biases, motives
I’m full of them too

Comfort in familiar things
but they can’t solve new troubles
Out of place in time

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 05:40

I feel like I can relate

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 08:20

>Posters who use "captcha:" vs posters who use "vc:"

The true princes have it italicised and in a sentence

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 09:01

>>89
It's ok. Maybe accept that the world is lame but recognize that at times it makes wonders.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:45

real tournament
unreal estate
i am a genius in comedy

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 10:53

no dqn boyfriend to do crime and be gay with ;_;

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 11:06

Take me down to the unreal city
Where the wastes are dry and the corpses pretty

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 12:24

This cut on my leg keeps opening back up, and I keep thinking of Riker in “Frame of Mind”.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:16

i guess my internal monologue is just that most of the time, but some days i feel jealous of those who are only thinking one thing at a time, having a data race in your brain is some next level fuckery i tell you what

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 14:41

Today, I'm thinking about the word "girldick".

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 15:40

Take me down to unreal city
where the engine's free and the assets flipped.

I'm gonna make a video game.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 16:44

>>98
I first read that as riddick, now I'm thinking of trans-vin desil.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:03

merzbach

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 17:17

Bethesda's eternal salt over how the only good 3D Fallout game is also the only one that wasn't made by them will never stop being funny. Like instead of getting mad why don't you just make a game that doesn't suck shit, you idiots.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:17

which jojo wud u fug

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 18:47

Drunk & sad & sipping on a cigarette

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:33

>>102
Too bad the studio had to fire everyone since they were a metacritic point shy of getting paid, all they had to do was make it a one point better game to not be in the red.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:38

>>103
fug: SBR Dio
get fugged by: Jotaro

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 19:50

new 0.3 pencil
life is good

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 20:34

I can't believe we're here again.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9191 23:22

There is no consensus on what the Mark of Cain or of The Beast is supposed to appear as among mainstream authorities, but a recently appearing sect claims that is a blue doily with a check mark on it.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 02:36

They make out that your work life is supposed to get better after sleeping with your boss but mines has only gotten worse

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 04:53

MASQUERADE MASQUERADE
GRAB YOUR MASK AND DON'T BE LATE

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:43

>>110
I thought the opposite was supposed to be true. Don't shit you where you eat and all that.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 10:45

Halloweed

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 12:37

A lot of otherwise really good pianists decide they're going to play the beginning of the 3rd movement robotically and it really gets my goat.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:02

Rich, creamy darkness.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 17:59

>>114
I honestly hate how most conductors interpret Jupiter. Stokowski did it best by far.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 20:48

>>110
Depends on the boss. Ever seen King of the Hill?

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:41

Hey guys, stop me if you've heard this one:
no gf

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9192 21:50

no big titty goth gf for halloween

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 01:52

> SS Bust

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

> It actually says SS or Bust

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 07:03

Hallowlone

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 09:25

Fun English things: ships named after men are still referred to as "she". For example; "Admiral Kuznetsov was damaged recently and her drydock sank, there's another such drydock in China but it's unclear if she'll be able to get there under her own power."

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 10:28

>>122
Since U.S. aircraft carriers currently in service are mostly named after guys whose names have picked up a bit of gravitas, it's gotten all nasuverse up in here

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:04

a lot of crossplayers in the navy

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 12:21

That's the third time this month!

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9193 15:06

インド系ならプー・イン・ルー

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 06:54

the my name is meiling video hasn't been translated right proper, and I fear it's too late for anyone to start caring

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 10:01

>>40
Do you have a link?

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 11:13

ya ever just do something so fast you have to say "holy fuck" when ya done did it?

i mean that is exactly what i'm trying to train but still

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 15:46

rotary encoder in the house tonight~

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 20:19

Listen annoying coworker, if I'm nodding along to your boring-ass story but looking kind of vacant, it's not because I need you to explain things further, it's because I want you to shut up and fuck off as quickly as possible.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 21:17

I DID I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT
I grabbed the soldering iron like a pencil

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9194 23:06

I live in fear.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 10:15

It's A Wonderful Life is just Dante's Inferno for a different generation

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 15:37

i don't know what touched off this new round of umineko fans but man am i enjoying pulling out memes from 2010 even though i still haven't played it

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9195 16:33

  • subtext is for pussies
  • subtext ain't actually for pussies

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 00:00

Why are so many gays autists? I don't mean that in a meme way but in a literal way, like all the people I know with ASDs are some kind of LGBTBBQWTFTBH++.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:11

>>137
The leading academic theory seems to relate to the belief that conventional sexual orientations and gender identities are often imposed by social pressure on people who don't really fit into them (consider the common example of the churchgoing Republican politician with a wife and five kids who's discovered sucking cocks through a gloryhole in an airport bathroom.)

As autists aren't going to be 'normal' no matter what they do, they're highly resistant to social pressure that pushes them towards normal behavior, and can't be made to find it any more shameful to sexually identify as Sans Undertale than they find their existence in general to be shameful.

There are some alternative theories involving genetic or hormonal links but these are flimsier.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:24

counter-anecdote: most aspies I know have been very very straight

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 01:52

"they got sucked into the MMORPG" is not a good framing device for your shitty isekai

imagine being trapped in a jank-ass server that was considered beefy last decade. barely enough hard drive capacity to store your face.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 04:29

EUTHYPHRO: Some other time, Socrates, for I am in a hurry now, and it is time for me to go.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:48

Sure it may seem like a huge outlay of cash to buy a home now, but just think: in the distant future, it will be worth a lot more!

Of course the world will have gone Mad Max by then, so it will be worth half a dog carcass and a shotgun shell. That's still a lot of value.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9196 17:57

no kaban-chan in s2, dropped that shit like liu bei's retarded son

144 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-9197 00:41

So happy to be posting on DQN again after more than a decade!

Here is my verse:
Choo Choo lil engine comn thru move on ova!

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 01:25

Friendship ended with XQC
Now GUXUE is my best friend

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:21

rogues are just fighters that were sissy to be fighters so they rely on jewish bullshit to win fights instead of just wearing big armor and smacking dudes

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 03:58

too sissy*

vc: goy

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:10

fighters are just wizards that were too stupid to be wizards so they end up with their throats slit in an alley after calling the wrong rogue a jew without casting greater mage armor, blur and displacement first

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9197 04:31

flattered that you remembered my ugly ass paisley couch

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