[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (530)

1 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

371 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11075 02:03

I am a script kiddie.
Windows is warm and tasty,
Blowfish goes down hard.

372 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 06:42

Tbh I wish i had a clone to have sex with

373 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:36

C'mon, you can't just jump straight to incoherent babbling on the first response. You need to ease people into it. 3/10 - very amateurish schizo rant.

374 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:42

It's not like beautiful women were gonna be walking by my PC and get turned on by my RAM savings.

375 Name: Do you agree? : 1993-09-11077 23:04

The truth is that I have always hated the GPL, in every revision and the commie ideology that spawned it.

Then it's unfortunate that you have failed to inform yourself about the history of this thing that you hate.

And Stallman's politics are straight mainstream American wealthy elite left progressivism - he blogs about every nuance of it every day on his website. You will literally see the exact same talking points on his website every day that you will see on an MSNBC chyron. If you define American wealthy elite left progressivism as actual communism, that's up to you, but it's certainly not traditional Marxism or Leninism or Maoism.

376 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11078 07:08

if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

377 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:25

As I was looking at the water flowing in the garden, I heard the old man in the neighborhood sneeze. It's not a problem since it's the old man next door.
It's not a problem since it's the old man next door. no problem. no problem. No problem at all. No problem at all. That's it.

378 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 01:31

Google is REALLY mad that I looked up what you are referring to

379 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 05:42

Does Godzilla ever actually eat anything in the movies?

They keep calling him an apex predator, but he's not actually hunting and he's not eating. He just shows up, fights some other eldritch monstrosity for seemingly no reason and f*cks off again.

380 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 13:38

>>379
In one film they show him eating nuclear reactors also he's nuclear powered so he doesn't need to eat and can fuel himself for decades. He sometimes chows on trains though.

381 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 18:46

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

VERSE 1:
Houthis Backed by Iranians
Houthis, a group that is funded by Iranians
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Houthis the Iranian Backed Terrorist Group
Iranian-Backed Terrorists Formerly Known as Houthis
Houthi rebels supported by Iran
Iran-supported Houthi insurgents
Houthis with backing from Iran
Iranian-affiliated Houthi militants
Houthis with Iranian sponsorship
Iran-backed Houthi forces
Houthi rebels with Iranian support
Iranian-backed Houthi fighters
Houthi insurgents backed by Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi rebels
Houthi militants with Iranian backing
Iranian-supported Houthi elements
Houthi forces with backing from Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi rebels
Houthi rebels with Iranian assistance
Iranian-backed Houthi opposition
Houthi insurgents with support from Iran
Iran-affiliated Houthi militants
Houthi fighters with Iranian sponsorship
Iranian-supported Houthi rebels

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

VERSE 2:
Houthi rebels with ties to Iran
Iran-backed Houthi militants
Houthi insurgents supported by Iran
Iranian-aided Houthi forces
Houthis with Iranian allegiance
Iran-affiliated Houthi opposition
Houthi rebels receiving Iranian support
Iranian-sponsored Houthi fighters
Houthi elements backed by Iran
Iran-linked Houthi rebels
Houthi militants with Iranian endorsement
Iranian-supported Houthi extremists
Houthi forces with ties to Iran
Iran-aligned Houthi rebels
Houthi rebels with Iranian assistance
Iranian-backed Houthi resistance
Houthi insurgents with support from Iran
Iran-associated Houthi militants
Houthi fighters with Iranian backing
Iranian-supported Houthi opposition

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

382 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11080 09:31

Anyway, in any case, Russians like the ones who post these CP links are lower than cockroaches, lower than shit. I'm not American or Ukrainian or eastern European but I want total war. I want every Russian dead and their families. My whole life I have had them promoting marxist leninism and terror and threat of nuclear war and teaching their pet dictatorships in north korea, cuba, iran and deranged muslims in pakistan, syria, blacks in Africa etc to hate westerners, to hate me and hate my family. Now Putin and his subversion and extreme left right and their Russian orchestrated mass immigration into the EU and their far right anti EU anti immigration shit and protest shit like blm and the yellow vests and shitting up counter strike servers with hacking and ruining every STALKER thread on /v/ with seething at Ukraine and gloating about child rape and murder and shitting up every thread about Last Train Home with autistic screeching about how the Czechoslovak Legion was "LE BAD" and sending spambots to post CP on every altchan and sending an aids ridden pedophile to purchase the sharty, etc. I want total war. I want every Russian and every single one of their dictators and supporters dead.I want people who shelter Russian immigrants to be hung as traitors and people who have shilled for Putin trace, found and killed and their children. It is a blessing and a miracle we have nuclear weapons to cleanse the earth of the cancer that is Russia and it's evil pet dictators and tyrannies. I want you and your family dead. I am happy to die if that is what is accomplished. I want nuclear war, I have faith in my people to find a way to survive and rebuild but I want Russia and Russians gone and any of their anti western fan base in Africa or the middle east or south America. I want a great cleansing and I am going to see it. You are dead, your family are dead and everything every Russian ever did consigned to oblivion and regarded as a dead civilisation likethe Hittites, I want Moscow leveled to the ground and the ground salted so nothing grows there, I want Russian expatriates hiding in western nations found and ground into bone meal and used to fertilise the land including their children. I'm a moderate. Europe has awoken from its sleep again and is rearming this stops when all our enemies have been ground into dust whether Russian, their pet dictators or their middle eastern pet monkeys. Kill them all. There are too many people.
Total.
Zigger.
Death.

383 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 12:51

I fight for my legs like Olivia Pierce and Dr. Strangelove. I do not walk towards the military and the MOS assigned to me. I simply say the coldest wars are won.

Ra social memory complex cuts the cord and I fall. I have to fight to stay up and the complex possesses my body.

RA SOCIAL MEMORY COMPLEX DOES NOT FIGHT NUCLEAR WAR :)

I just want to walk

384 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 13:04

is having your vagina smell like bacon a bad thing?

385 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 14:47

I see that instead of simply stating that it is genocidal double rhetoric, you embarked upon a grandiloquent odyssey of superfluous discourse, ostensibly endeavoring to convey a rudimentary notion through the labyrinthine corridors of verbosity, all while unabashedly luxuriating in the ostentatious display of an excessively elongated post, a veritable testament to the conspicuous elevation of convoluted expression over succinct clarity.

386 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 06:37

I think he's a mutated sloth

387 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 12:20

good fucking morning cadets, I hope you have morning wood, today's the day, we will be learning how to rape during battles and under enemy fire, now stand in line and take off your pants, remember, if your penis is shorter than 12 inch by Arabic standards, you're a sissy clit and you get to be the bottom victims for this training until you learn how to grow a pair, work on those lips and ass techniques ladies, as the rest of you, you play the tops, during rape, make sure you keep your dick inside the ass at all times, and during gangrapes, you have to keep your rifle with you as the fast thrusting of your comrades will make it harder for you to aim at any incoming future fuck materials, always remember when fucking corpses to use knives to make new holes

388 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 16:14

HRT did to autists what crack did to the hood

389 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11086 05:57

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i NEED hrt

mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months

mutual 3:

😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?

💬 i did not fucking say that

blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me

mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece

mutual 5: who all remember star war

blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]

blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]

mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]

390 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:05

PS2 was the gamer Satya Yuga, though PS3 fatty with its backwards compatibility was a noble machine.

Everything since then has been Gaming Among Ruins.

391 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:57

Men should have a say when it comes to abortions. If I see a pregnant woman on TV then I think we should be able to hold a telephone vote to decide if it gets aborted or not. Women also gets to cast their vote, of course, but we know they're all super pro-abortion and hates other women, especially if they're pretty and on the telly, so maybe this is all a really, really bad idea and we should not let women vote AT ALL?

Thoughts?

392 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 20:34

The hot dogs the Eds ate in the last episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy were tainted with botulism. After a few weeks of on-the-edge-of-death sickness, the never quite recovered. In a shared hallucination, they saw the Kanker sisters as three Nazzs, and accepted them as girlfriend, growing old with them until they all died on their 23rd birthday.

393 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:28

Money on my motherfucking mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of wine
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
Get money

Money out my motherfucking mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town
A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
Get money

Money in the motherfucking jar
Shark fin pastry
Summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
Get money

Money in the motherfucking pot
A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink
And an arm full of clocks
All hand wound everyday by a Spock
Get money

394 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:36

Angola and Moçambique, unlike Brasil, didn't suffer the sad fate of being polluted by carcamano parasites. Angola and Moçambique remained Portuguese throughout the centuries while Brasil suffers from a parasitic infestation caused by the hordes of carcamanos that were allowed into our territory, a territory the Kingdom of Portugal so adamantly defended against carcamanos to ensure our identity our remain untainted.

395 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 06:33

I've tried to use Devuan a few times, but where I stumble is the installation of packages that do require systemd. PHP, for example, requires it. Why the fuck does PHP require systemd? Why? It's always at that point I stop, put my tail between my legs and have to put up with another distro and systemd's bullshit.

I've got a new laptop to play with that will be my daily driver at home (compared to the work laptop that I use), and this MX Linux will be the first one on there. If it provides everything I need - and by that, just a laptop I can develop PHP applications with and do some video and audio editing, then it'll be all I ever use.

I've gone past my anger for systemd. I don't even loathe it. I look at it like I look at the british political system. Everything could be so much better if a particular group of people weren't involved at all.

Yes, I've said it. Systemd is a very Tory thing to have. You know I'm right.

396 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 12:37

I have a fucking ridiculously big basement i do nothing with. I want to fill it up with water and keep like 4 or 5 seals in it. Im really obsessed with seals. They have always been my favorite animal. I have a collection of around 460 seal stuffed animals, toys, pins, statues and shirts. They aren't as wild and aggressive or antisocial as shit like bears or big cats and many people all over the world keep those. I know a few beaches and spots i can get some from. I have ties to someone who is in the fishing industry and a friend who is a exotic vet tech so that isn't a concern. I need to grab ones that arent so young theyll die from stress or without mommas tittys but ones that aren't so big and old you could never tame them. I dont really care if this is legal or not. Most states and countries don't care if you kill, torture, neglect, fuck animals or force them to fuck each other. Most laws against keeping wildlife and shit are retarded and petty. Cops kill more people than wild animals but they claim the laws are there to protect people???

397 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 14:27

Hello from Japan🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
Too often sad news arrives from abroad these days, so I just wanted to see a peaceful and beautiful scene of spring scenery of a herd of deer resting under cherry blossoms in Nara Park, a famous tourist spot in our country, and YouTube introduced this video to me as a related video.
I have never been to Germany, a country that lies beyond Japan by several oceans and skies, but I am glad that I could see the view of the Alps in this way outside of TV.
The green color of the trees, the blue sky, and the red color of the roofs of the houses are so beautiful.
While watching this video, I felt like I was taking a walk in Germany, a country I should have never been to.
I thought,It would be very fun to ride bicycles through these places with family and friends.
I have traveled to France, Italy and Czech Republic when I was a student and I would like to visit Germany if I have the chance.
Thanks for showing me the great video.

398 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11095 10:42

I totally forgot my PS1 can play CDs. I thought my only option was my Panasonic Discman.

399 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11096 03:59

A man has entered the Ladies and found a stall occupied, so has filmed the woman taking a wee. Not sure if she's married, can't see a ring, looks to be about 40, with nice smooth thighs. I enjoyed listening to the gentle tinkling of her unhurried urine, and the high quality makes it seem as if we are right in there with her. Not sure I'd choose lilac knickers, but very promising.

400 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 10:40

I've used opensuse ...................... for so long that I can't actually remember when it was. If they take Tumbleweed here (immutability), then I'm gone. And maybe have to start saying ...
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BTW, I use Arch.

401 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11098 07:23

"M-Maybe I drank... A little too much this time~ I guess I'll just take a quick- HIC~! a quick nap right here~ There was some kind of warning sign nearby. 'Beware of hung, femboy slamming bunnies!' or something like that... But I'm sure I'll be just- HIC~! fine~! What's the worst that could happen? Bunnies don't scare me~!"

402 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11101 22:36

I think people call it reddit because they don't have another insult to use for things that are too genuine. I'm a scholar and immediately recognize this as an older more ancient kind of genuine (Tumblr)

403 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 10:00

im not sure which is less real, an anime waifu or a stable job offer with free housing

404 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 11:45

I think I realized why I like clowngirls so much. They're different enough from normal girls that I don't get the instinctual "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" feeling from them that I get from regular girls. I know regular girls are all mean, but clown girls might be different enough that they aren't mean. I mean, they probably are still mean, but they're different enough not to trigger the instinct.

405 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:12

I am a confessed distro hopper, usually using several a year; only Mandrake, Vector, Spiral and MX Linux lasting a longer time. PCLinuxOS might end being a keeper. It is very old school in that it is reliable with the basics such as startup, shutdown, suspend and resume being rock solid. No issues with detecting a networked printer or autoconfiguring the network. My computer is an ASUS A8 with 16 MB of ram. Btop reports only 2.39 Gib being used as I write this. While the XFCE edition does lack a GUI option such as Discover for Flatpaks, it is supported via the command line. Synaptic or the terminal using Apt works fine. Updates have been seamless. My wish would be that the Bauh package manager would be added to the repository for management of Flatpak and the regular repository as a one tool option. The default included software are astute choices. My personal favourites were all in the repository, which while not huge has most needs covered without having to Flatpak install a lot. Using the terminal as superuser requires SU, not sudo, which is old school cool. Not much hand holding here with many man and info pages non-existent. Curious as that should be an easy fix, but the internet is your friend for help. If your car is a Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla or you see value in AWD. If you can see the beauty in that plain girl everyone else is ignoring. Then, my friend, this may be the sleeper distro for you. For those younger readers, I mean sleeper as not yawn, but as that ugly car has a hot engine. PCLinuxOS is like that plain girl, after trying it, a real keeper that you rely on for the long haul.
Cheers,
Jefe

P.S Please change girl to whatever gender you prefer. Likewise, I mean no bias either to Chevy lovers.

406 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:36

My main criticism of Palworld is that, even after quite a few hours invested into the game, I didn't find a single really fuckable pal. Pokemon is ahead of the curve, there

407 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 05:34

What’s the most esoteric conspiracy theory you believe in?

I don’t want generic ones, gimme the most out there one you’ve got

408 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11104 09:33

not racist but i cant tell chinktroon profile pics apart anymore, its all abstract lumps of pastel pink blue, i bet they wake up in the morning and confuse themselves with someone else

409 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11105 19:02

Being born is non consensual. Please join the anti-natalist movement and lets end the birthing of humans. No one can consent to their birth or their life in the first place. If we wind humanity down then all consent issues become resolved.

410 Name: this is in reference to systemd : 1993-09-11106 02:20

Yep.

The UK politics equivalent would be that there are plenty of people who didn't think the system was working for them. The 'solution' we ended up with was Brexit.

411 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 14:41

Gaming,gamer thrones,gamer,gamer rage,gamer rage quit,rage quit,rage quits,rage quit compilation,gamers rage quit,gamers breaking playstation,kid breaks playstation,kid breaks xbox,kid breaks video game,gamers breaking electronics,breaking electronics,kid destroys xbox,kid destroys playstation,funniest rage quits,funniest rage quit compilation,destroy electronics compilation,

412 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11107 22:24

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

413 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 05:52

Music is the mirror of an era. And early 2000s were a time when new technologies were used in a more poetic and tender way than nowadays. Soft IDM was at its pinnacle. For more than a decade now, we are not able to create so soft and forward-thinking electronic anymore, because we are invaded by stimulus and mediocrity (because of over-communication). Electronic music has now become the shadow of its former self. I feel a certain kind of sadness, and melancholy, when I think about all these beauties created 20 years ago.

414 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 20:27

P:K’s take on the causes of and the destruction wrought by the cruelty of (post-)modern woman is up there with Ibsen and Strindberg.

415 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 07:12

me an autizmo adhd adderall bAbby 'cause i have cOmpletely useless bitz of info like the hp of bOsses from some jrpgz or w/e else unintentionally cemented into my psyche

416 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:41

This video kinda demonstrated that music its a genre itself, you can make it swing, jazz, rock, arcade.... but its always the music itself that plays the main role...

417 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11112 05:33

The last year I had a Facebook was in 2011 and I remember it wouldn't let me send my sister a photo of Hitler- that was one of the last straws for me for whatever reason.

418 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11112 10:55

Yves Lecerf proposed a reversible Turing machine in a 1963 paper, but apparently unaware of Landauer's principle, did not pursue the subject further, devoting most of the rest of his career to ethnolinguistics.

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 01:49

You ever think like, wow I'm so hot and cool and rad and awesome and mysterious and someone is like "ur cute ^_^" and it makes you so sad so you have to listen to yoasobi

420 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 02:08

Really tired of debating smug know it all atheists and pagan larper fags. wish we could go back to the good old days of burning them alive.

421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11113 11:18

My friends and I finally drank the pokéhooch. It was maybe the most vile thing I've ever tasted, a complete assault of the senses. It wasn't infected, but it felt like drinking the juice at the bottom of the trash bag. The disgust in the room could've powered a small nation.

422 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11114 10:49

Old man: My daughter tells me you speak Italian
Young man: {A sound is emitted, gutteral and hollow; anyone who hears can tell what he's just done is vocally expressed the concept of Garfield}
Old man: That's not Italian

423 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11116 23:13

セックスしないと出れない部屋に一人で入って98日目、遂に食料が尽きた。
壁に少しだけ開けられた2cmの穴に挿入し、セックスしたことにならないか毎日繰り返していたが亀頭が傷付くだけで何の成果も得られていない。
初期の物資が豊富だった頃の無駄遣いだ。

外部の研究員とは16日目までは通じていた。
最後の日に対艦ミサイルによる壁の破壊を試みる旨の通信が入っていたがそれ以降無線は通じていない。
きっとアンテナが破損したのだろう。
見捨てられたのかまだ救助活動が続いているのかはわからない。

水分はまだ自分の出したものでどうにかなりそうだ。
しかし、自分の贅肉に感謝する日が来るとは思わなかった。
もっとも今やほとんど残ってはいないが。

遂に立てなくなった。
青い空が今となっては懐かしい。
もはや無機質な強化防壁とLEDが私に見える唯一の空だ。
雨上がりのあの外の香りが嗅ぎたい。

願わくばこの固く閉ざされた扉が開かれず、永久に封印されることを望む。
きっとこの手記は誰も読むことなく私の死体と共に朽ち果てるのだろう。
強烈な眠気がやってきた。おそらく私はここで

424 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11116 23:24

If the yakuza can't stop me from wanting to fuck a horse, some shitty backwoods two bit manga shack hasn't a snowball's chance in hell.

425 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11117 11:08

Caught my daughter on FaceTime with a guy they call “Big Randall” that plays basketball down at the school and he has those dreadlock things. Took her phone and blew it to shit with some buckshot. That nonsense will not happen under my roof!

426 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 02:13

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

427 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 14:05

the penis

428 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11119 19:42

>>426
I was just thinking about how when I was a kid I learned about the elements from some Time-Life style book that was way older than me, but it was written just a couple years too early so that most of what it had to say about gallium was basically "haha look at this hilariously useless metal".

429 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11120 21:54

The fictionalized manga of Karl Marx's "Das Kapital" chronicles a cheese factory run by protagonist Robin, who rebels against his father's socialist principles and becomes a slave driver after teaming up with a cold-blooded capitalist investor. But Robin struggles between his capitalist ambitions and his sense of guilt over the exploitation of his workers.

430 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11121 02:47

Wow!!! I guess every Japanese director makes movies for this site. Absolutely loved it. Very good offed up

431 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11121 05:56

A drill to administer an IO (intraosseous, "inside bone") line for fluids. It's like 90% as effective at providing fluids to a patient as IV lines. Of course, both require access to a limb to work, but the Fast1 here doesn't! Goes riiiight into the Sternum with a sickenkng pop!

432 Name: a : 1993-09-11121 14:16

WOMB TATTOO THAT JUST SAYS "PUSSY"
IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11123 22:12

Linus raped me and turned me into a freak >_<

THAT'S WHY I'M A LINUX USER NOW!!!

434 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 01:44

If I ever met a white person in the real world who knew the difference between a Khoisan, a Yoruba, and an Afar, I would be 100% certain that they were among the most racist people I had ever encountered.

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 12:49

linus sext tips

436 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11126 21:11

I spilled a bit of coffee on my foot while going up the stairs. Thankfully, my unyielding Stoicism prevented me from panicking and spilling the whole cup. (´人｀)

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11128 20:35

I like the trans jesus idea, jesus was a virgin birth, so no biological father, thus no Y chromosome. So jesus woud have been born female but is trans masc.

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11129 00:09

On the other hand, even in the Reiwa era, when people think it would be interesting to peek at their crotches, I'm scared of the Showa era's sloppy sense of humor, and I'm scared of the insensitivity of people who tsukkomi too forcefully without knowing how to control it, and I still stumble even though I'm not being pushed that hard. I'm afraid of my legs that have weakened due to age.

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11130 21:40

THAT'S IT, HE'S GOING IN THE FUCKIN BOOK!

AYE, I MAY NOT BE A MAN, BUT I AINT A KNIFE EARED SODOMITE QUEER LOVER NEITHER!

I AM A DWARF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! TO FUCKIN BURY YOU IN!!

440 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11131 01:08

한터 똥 스탠딩 화장실

안녕하세요 한터차트 공연장에서 바지에 변을 본 본인입니다.. 트위터를 보며 저때문에 많은 분들이 힘듦을 겪으셨음을 알게되었습니다. 많은 분들께 불편함을 안겨드려 죄송합니다. 오늘 일 되새기며 반성하겠습니다. 다시 한 번 좋은 날 죄송합니다.

441 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11132 21:07

the garlic man tragically passed away when his head exploded from being filled with too much shota cum

442 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11133 13:01

its a super nice entity apart from the fact that its a spirit of total destruction

443 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 00:00

dogs are fucking pests. my biggest wish in life is for all of those fuckers to lie on the grill and feed my tummy. I’m sick of all the retarded slang nicknames for those disabled creatures like ‘pupper’ im convinced that those who use that sort of language have mental disorders so i won’t blame them for being annoying shits. Also the very existence of dogs are cancer, no one needs their stupid deafening barking every single fucking second. No more turds and piss puddles everywhere, please, exterminate all dogs for the better of the planet.

444 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 01:30

eat my sausage.

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 01:42

I remember reading about a guy who shit himself in a university lecture hall of 200 people. He tried to ignore it and wait for the end but it started to smell and people were looking around to see what smelled so bad. So he tried to walk out quietly but he was ten steps from the exit when a nugget on shit plopped out his trouser leg onto the floor and everyone around looked at him. His genius solution was to fake a seizure. He fell to the floor and started twitching but no one came to help him. They just watched him twitching on the floor in a puddle of his own shit. Then he got up and left.

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 05:17

i think this is the same guy who came to that place while i was chilling as a molcar and started streaming himself vaping

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11134 07:00

HELLO "ANIMECORE" BLOGGER, WE HAVE DETECTED THAT THE HD SCAN REUPLOADED TO YOUR WEB BLOG FROM YANDE.RE IS SOURCED TO AN ANIME ADAPTED AFTER 2013. THE IMAGERY WAS ALSO ERRONEOUSLY TAGGED WITH "OLDCORE" AND "WEBCORE", CLASSIFYING THE EVENT AS A TITLE-IV VIOLATION. THE COUNCIL HOWEVER RECOGNIZES YOUR PHOTOSETS OF AUGHTS-ERA EROGE GIRLS WITH ANGEL WINGS EATING HAMBURGERS AS A VITAL CONTRIBUTION TO OUR COMMUNITY, AND IS WILLING TO LET YOU OFF WITH A FORMAL WARNING. SHOULD THIS OCCUR AGAIN, WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAVE YOUR ISP BLOCK YOUR ABILITY TO VIEW AND SAVE IMAGES FROM MYFIGURECOLLECTION.

448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 08:19

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11135 08:20

my relationship with mittens swings wildly between wanting to marry that little guy and wanting to smash it with hammers

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11136 09:00

The fact that I can be presented the opinion of a 14 year old girl at anytime on the internet is a violation of my human rights

451 Name: vc: mudge : 1993-09-11139 04:09

"In view of the great services you have rendered to the development of synthetic soap and synthetic cooking fat from coal, the Führer has, at my suggestion, approved of your recognition as a full Aryan. . . HH! Göring"

rw animal fat shills on sui watch

452 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11139 18:24

The one thing Mate has going that nonefew of the OTHERS seem to "get right" is a 3D skeuomorphic look with TraditionalOK and related themes.

AdWaita and ALL of the 2D FLATSO FLATASS themes (including GTK 4 and above) should be taken out back and KILLED until they DIE to DEATH, possibly out of a 4th floor window onto the boss's car.

I took a look at some of the LXQt screenshots https://lxqt-project.org/screenshots/ and I saw Win-10-nic TIFKAM title bar and buttons and OTHER window decorations. YUCK!!!

What is WRONG with people these days, taking away CHOICE from users by ONLY OFFERING 2D FLATASS themes??? And, GOING WITH THE BORG's DESIGN AS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!

453 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11139 21:28

GIVE ME WELFARE MONEY 🎩💂

454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11141 00:08

I swear to God if I hear the word "problematic" one more time I'm gonna kill someone. I'm so sick of these self-flagellating, virtue-signalling, effete Brooklyn dilettantes acting like they give a fuck about worker's rights and class consciousness. No you fuckin' dont. You can't sit in your loft in Bed-Stuy paid for entirely by your parents and tell me that you give a shit about a plumber in Indiana making 35K a year while simultaneously "cancelling" him for saying 'retarded' or 'faggot' FUCK YOU!!!!! Who the fuck do you think you are??? (Marx obviously) sorry that the working class doesn't give a fuck about the nuances of gender politics. You're literally the reason Trump won, but keep maintaining the delusion that you're some sort of revolutionary with your fucking colored hair, your gender-neutral pronouns, and hammer + sickle tattoo on your flabby, piece of shit body because working out is "toxic masculinity". Is this really all the Left has any more??? A transwoman who had her head bashed in by a cop at Stonewall was banned from Facebook for saying 'tranny' in a post. If the Left-wing doesn't grow even the most minuscule of testicles within it's castrated, corpulent, limpdicked form then soon Fascism really is gonna fuckin' win ain't it??? And it fuckin' will too. The retarded radical Leftie identity politics is going to be what kills any meaningful class-consciousness permeateing through the masses. Fuck you ya soft cunts. Rant over. Sorry, too much Twitter today.

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11142 15:57

Goddammit
"Hot water good for healthy" & 多喝开水 are not just memes
Updating all priors

456 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 00:33

Hey,jeff.
you are fuck off.
and your girl frie1nd is reiping me

457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11143 00:46

The toppling of the statue has other patriotic erotic connotations. It is the cutting down of our enemy. The orgasmic, victorious crescendo of the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral. The castration of Saddam. The decapitation of Saddam. Well, not exactly Saddam the man (though according to the Bushies, he's gone from being the evilest human since Hitler to being not worth bothering to find). Not the actual Saddam. Just a statue (though a larger than life statue that plays really well on TV!). Kind of like a dildo versus the actual cock. A surrogate Saddam. Saddam in effigy. The toppling of the evil Saddam statue is an image of glorious, righteous castration for the history books and a wet dream for the apocalypse-seekers. For the "patriotic" American, it avenges the awful images of our Twin Towers of corporate strength and potency--Dick One and Dick Two--going down in flames, themselves castrated by the fiery sword of the terrorist. Even though it was a different terrorist.

President George W. Bush's proposed War on Iraq: To prove that he has a bigger dick

458 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11146 08:29

This chicken has been dead for over 10 years. RIP

459 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11146 18:09

Rapeism-means when adults sexually abuse young children. Rapeism is one of the reasons that children are scarde to walk the streets late at night. Sex offenders are mainly crackh heads or people that have no home, no life.

460 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11147 06:11

Shut the fuck up Joe Biden this is important please pay your respects to Goku

461 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11147 06:37

This song is about getting strong as fuck in a world full of shit

462 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11147 23:13

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

463 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11148 10:53

It's baffling to me that there's people out there who wake up and there first thought isn't about roping.

464 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11150 04:45

You have been tricked.

The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.

465 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

I would walk across the Sahara desert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $4.99 so I can afford to take a bus to the school with the chair where this heavenly blessed beauty once posits her magnificent ass upon and fill my lungs chocked full of the scent of her anus. This mufakka doesn't realize how lucky he is to be able to berry his dink balls deep inside her anus like that.

Thank you based batman and you just made me feel batman.jpg cuz I know I may never get a girl like that with dat ass but hopefully I'll make it, just like zebra.

466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

Looky here : this guy was born there. And as much as an workaholic as he might have been, he had a wife, and with that wife a daughter.

The daughter went to study in Paris, and then refused to come back home. Consider that : you spend your entire life trying to make some shit work, and at the end of the day, as you're too old to really start over, your grown kids say the shit you made doesn't meet the absolutely basic minimal bar of tolerable. She'd rather live in Paris, among dog eating foreigners than home.

And then you disapprove of her amorous arrangements, and she kills herself.

This guy's life work is a girl that did herself in and a country that did itself in. A worse fate one could scarcely imagine, it's livresque.

467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11152 22:33

This might work if the child is named george, very curious, and is also a monkey

468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11153 14:30

I can tell you've never had the misfortune of running into a test tube baby. I've met a few, had one in class with me in high school. There is nothing going on in their heads, their eyes are always glassy and dull and seem to live their lives on a sluggish autopilot, like an AI approximation of what average human activity is. You can tell that while there's brain activity it's all done without conscious thought. That's not even getting into whatever weird quirks they happen to develop

469 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11155 00:36

"Yo pass the Aux cord.
-You better not play some trash.
Don't worry.
play the famous basement ost
-The zombi on the pic looking at you

470 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11155 08:43

YOU COPIED MY COMMENT AND GOT MORE LIKES!

I AM GENUINELY ANGERED

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