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The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) created Scientology as a private intelligence subsidiary to infiltrate organizations and governments around the world. However, as members of Scientology rise up the ranks, they discover a shocking truth - alien lizards have infiltrated the highest levels of governments and corporations, controlling humanity from the shadows. Now, it's up to the players to uncover the truth, stop the Lizard Kings, and save the world.
Act 1: The Scientology Connection
The players are members of the Church of Scientology, working their way up the ranks. They uncover evidence that suggests the Church is not what it seems and that the CIA is involved. They meet with other members who share their suspicions and form a secret group to investigate.
Act 2: The Lizard Kings
The players discover that the CIA created Scientology to serve as a front for its own intelligence operations. They also learn that alien lizards have infiltrated governments and corporations around the world, controlling humanity from the shadows. The players must gather evidence and build a case against the Lizard Kings while avoiding detection by the CIA and other hostile forces.
Act 3: The Final Battle
The players infiltrate a secret Lizard King base and discover their plans for world domination. They face off against the Lizard King's minions in a climactic battle to save humanity. The players must make difficult decisions and sacrifices to defeat the Lizard Kings once and for all.
Epilogue: The Fallout
The players' actions have far-reaching consequences, and they must deal with the aftermath of their victory. They may face backlash from the CIA, Scientology, or other groups who seek to keep the truth hidden. The players must decide how to use the information they uncovered to shape the future of humanity.
Let this just be a reminder to everyone that if you're not having fun on the internet, taking a walk in the park is free. That's all you had to do. Just check out and enjoy the outdoors instead of this b.s.
What I'm saying is, a gunshot to the head is cleaner and far less painful than most suicide methods and I'd rather that than some gross method. Anyway, from what I've heard cinder block self-execution is pretty common with teen girls these days. I'm actually surprised they can lift those things and drop them with accuracy. Apparently they drop the block multiple times till they die. It's brutal.
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The Great East Japan Earthquake was caused by the British using weapons.
Rumor has it that America is the executor and accomplice of British instructions.
The earthquake was caused by crustal movement caused by electromagnetic radiation by the British.
This is generally called an "artificial earthquake".
This is due to the world's strongest mass destruction weapon "artificial earthquake weapon" with high criminality and lethality that can make it look like a large-scale natural disaster and erase many creatures and things at once so that ordinary people can not find out. (I can't say more than that.)
They are using the world's most powerful weapon, the artificial earthquake weapon, to repeat the massacre.
With this weapon, no one will be afraid of exclusive white Anglo-Americans. That's why they create artificial earthquakes.
oh thank god, I thought we were going to fund schools for a second there
we need fury ppl to start commissioning full life size marble statues of their fursona 6 tons 2.5 meters of stone shaped like a dragon with a 9 inch uncut dick with huge hanging balls
surprisingly, for a boy named stinky, his anus smelled of the sweetest perfume. this was likely due to his habit of filling it with delicious lemon pudding. one day while full to the brim, stinky decided to take a nice long walk down to ps 118 to see if he couldn't pinch his lemony load in the sink of the girls bathroom. the thought of this full him with glee. just the hint of the idea of a girl breathing in the vapors of his bunghole butter made his toes curl with unearthly delight. unfortunately, while passing the boarding house, something pink and soft darted out between his legs! it was arnold's pig, abner. his sudden appearance caused stinky to trip. as he fell, the smallest trickle of lemon pudding escaped from his pearly shitcave. abner smelled it at once and immediately began to rummage through stinky's cavern of carnal pleasures. feeling abners snout fully lodged in his anus, stinky had a brilliant idea. he bit onto the concrete and squeezed his anus as hard as he could. shit and lemon pudding went through abners system so fast that he shot tiny daimonds of pig shit all over the neighbor hood. an especially sloppy loaf struck a nearbye window, hitting my kokashka on the foreskin. his wife later got an infected from the anal sex that ensued and sued stinky for 5000 dollars.he lost his house and had to resort to turning tricks on the street just to keep the bank from taking his lemon pudding, his delicious lemon pudding. and yes, the whole situation really bites.
An armed conflict between rival factions of the military government of Sudan began on 15 April 2023, when clashes broke out across the country, mainly in the capital city of Khartoum and the Darfur region. As of 23 April, at least 420 people have been killed and more than 3,700 injured.
hi
Luke. Your father has a black penis. The lava licked at his cock like a bratwurst over freshly stripmined Bavarian charcoal. Your fathers glans penis is peeling like an onion because the layers of skin have sloughed off from necrosis. Your fathers Scrotum is unable to self hydrate ergo we installed a ball wiper and humidifier into his suit so that he could not escape the unpleasant scrape of itchy balls. Your father’s urethra is so toasted that when he pisses the pee is grey from all of the carbon shearing off the pisswalls. Your father measures 6.3 inches, bone pressed.
A team of scientists at the New Mexico Institute of Technology in Socorro, New Mexico, has created a mechanical drone out of a stuffed real bird. Then, by calculating the weight of the bird when it was alive, the frequency of flapping its wings, and the angle of its wings when it flapped its wings, they recreated the flight pattern of a living bird.
We are doing this so that we can learn energy-efficient flight techniques from birds in nature and apply them to planes and drones to save fuel.
Its lifelike flight makes it perfect for spy drones, but it also creates fears among privacy advocates.
True, I’d rather have some yakitori or okonomiyaki than pickled octopus penis garnished delicately with petals to reflect the fleeting beauty of the season.
SUMER KOLCAK = GOD OF INFINITY
BRITNEY IS MINE!!!
Dear Scientists,
You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i
am here to give you the data.
it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable
to give you the entire data right now because i do not
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you
a better scientist.
just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity
is going through right now.
every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.
open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE "ONE".
here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white
is responsible for abusing humanity.
colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.
wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now
i want them fast.
infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax
all the body hair on your body including private parts.
anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.
they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be
"the one" or "the two" in this case now that there can no
longer be "THE ONE".
so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on
this planet.
using black and white you can create a time machine too.
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.
white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.
immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides
i am sick of jealousy.
imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when
you wear black colors.
another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.
you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.
i've done time travel, i've done reversing aging,
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.
this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )
the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.
so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.
those black suits.
if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on
youtube, i will give you the data.
there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already
resulted in many deaths around the world.
they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start
their mission to save humanity.
you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.
I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.
i'll turn you into "THE TWO" or "THE THREE" have no fear.
stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places
even if there is no parking left.
be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes
are jealous as well. try not saying "hi" to anyone
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.
get a nice air purifier for your room.
take a nice showever once in a while
make sure your room's walls are white, if they are not
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.
YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.
if you do it right, you will never go broke, you'll
just keep getting more and more money from places.
do not smell the money too much, everything contains
imagination from sickness and jealousy.
do these things and i promise you will find your true
love.
do not be one of those people that get married just
so they can be seen as "hey look i am not a perver.t"
give up on marriage until you know the right one
through this code i will give you.
maybe the one you want is already married and screwed
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?
jealousy is controlling everything through anything that
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.
IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE
YOUR MISSION.
OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.
THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.
IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.
YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.
THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS "WHITE STOPS AND REVERES
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL" I WILL EXPAND ON IT
LATER.
NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..
YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. SO YOU CAN FAIL.
on youtube listen to songs such as..
DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH'S SNAKESPIT
these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A
"TERRORIST MASTERMIND"
you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.
i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.
whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into
hospitals or prisons.
STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.
GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY
"OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT'S ALL"
ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR'S
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.
WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.
WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.
I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG
OR A FINGER, IT'S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO
FEAR, YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.
BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON
AND PAPER CUTS.
IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.
THAT'S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT'S HOW I WOKE UP
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.
TRUST ME, IT'S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT'S THEIRY JEALOUSY
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU
DOWN.
LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE "YOU KNOW MY NAME" by CHRIS
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.
IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A "WHITE TRASH" IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE
INTO POWER.
BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.
FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.
I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.
EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.
ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.
SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.
LET'S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.
DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.
YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.
THE NAME OF THE SONG IS "CRIMINAL".
"USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY" * WINK WINK *.
READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?
ALSO WATCH "INSIDE THE FIRE" BY DISTURBED...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.
YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET'S KILL SOME JEALOUSY
LET'S FIX INFINITY.
IT'S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER
PLANETS TOO, LET'S MOVE IT.
OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
WATCH ME DANCE.
S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.
(now you know my name, there is only one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a clone like you failures. & i do not hide in the shadows like you mass murderers.)
Here's mine, I was playing Kingdom Life 2, back in 2019, before my lag hit now in 2022, good ol' days, and another player joined, and we became friends, but she kept roleplaying as my wife and being pregnant and whatnot, and it was kinda annoying, but she kept doing it, but I'm still friends with her, but her account is either deleted or banned now, she's never active.
Game designers aren't making games for the entertainment value. They're in a secret backroom competition to see who can get the biggest download size. AI is the beginning of this competition getting interesting.
”Condensating bitches.”
Bananas are shaped vaguely like penises, so when you pull back skin to reveal the tasty interior it's like peeling back the layers of a man's soul and appreciating his inner self. Bananas are really deep if you think about it.
I found Josh feeding a woman in hijab at a buffet, I asked him, "Why are the farms down?".. And he said something cruel to me, he replied, "We're the balls on the dick"
The founding fathers were failed patrician fascists who worshipped ancient Rome, Adam Smith and English republicans like Algernon Sidney and that moron Locke. They believed that the master race was the rational, intellectual, white "man" who wears a wig and stockings (the origins of trannyism in America). The so-called American revolution was merely an uprising launched by these retarded femboys simply because they personally didn't want to pay a small tax, this thrity Jew like attitude has since come to infect the whole of American male population. What we call the US revolution should really be called the Franco-Anglo War of 1780 and it was the French who made Amerika independent, the founding ''fathers'' would kindly repay this debt by inciting a woke revolution against the French king. The ''revolution'' culminated when the ''fathers'' demolished the articles of confederation, a precursor to 8chan, with their dictatorial federal government and /pol/tards and real communists have been seething ever since.
im littery that meme where shinji sits in his chair
you cant be fucking serious youre gonna dub every single part but shiko shiko shiko im honestly fucking pissed how can a human being this stupid even exist have you ever heard of this thing called continuity you cant just stop subbing at a random ass part for real though
Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary
Ahhhh Ubuntu, my secret love
ITT we rewrite classic bible stories using comments from some site nobody knows
Did that rant make you feel better? Meanwhile the living God, Allah (the true god) > Ilah (false gods). I will be having divine sex with my heavenly female half in eternal gardens while you prostate yourself in front of statues desperately trying to convince people that your cult is coming back while cooming to anime images on /x/, and converting to trannyism as a way to falsely integrate your anima.
Father, mother, source of all creation, the light of the heavens: Allah the greatest.
I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^
I was but a young man innocently listening, wide-eyed, to cutiepie new gf telling me about the violent, abusive, criminal sexual fantasies she has. "Oh wow, OK, yeah, I could give it a try." But all I wanted before then was a cute relationship and twue wuv.
Heyo you beautiful peeps! How are you doing? ☀️
Hope you are ready for another dose of DQN!
Covid has given us exactly zero deadfats. Zero. Very disappointed in the quality of Chinese made viruses. One star.
While FreeBSD can be a powerful operating system, it cannot fix every problem in life.
FreeBSD can be used as a tool to perform tasks such as software development, system administration, and running servers, among others. It provides a reliable and stable platform for various kinds of computing tasks, but it cannot solve personal or emotional problems.
Bless her heart she was amazed at modern things like tv and I don't think really believed in the moon landing.
Ancient Egypt is the longest lasting civilization, one of the most magically advanced, and they were massive coomers. Their gods spill seed all the time in myths to no ill effect.
>>38
My favorite Egyptian myth is the one where Set fucks Horus's thighs, Horus catches Set's cum in his hands and goes to show his mommy Isis, and Isis freaks out and chips off his hands. Then she jerks Horus off into a pot and goes and dumps his cum onto Set's lettuce garden, and when Set eats it, he gets pregnant
Later they stand court in front of Thoth who calls Horus's semen as a witness. It comes out (after talking back to Thoth and asking how it should manifest) from the top of Set's head as a sun disk so dope that Thoth takes it for himself
This is not a shitpost, it is 100% factual. Google "horus lettuce" or something and see for yourself
>>39 Everyone knows that, we learned that in 4th grade at school
Niche mid-00s single topic forums are basically the Poster’s version of the League of Shadows dojo
I recently hired a new employee for my team. Everyone thinks she is a great addition, and she is clearly very talented as demonstrated in her interviews.
The problem came up during on-boarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. She said she would need it configured in a Linux based operating system because her religion does not allow use of Apple or Microsoft owned operating systems. We only currently have hardware configurations for MacOs/Windows and our expectation was that she will use Windows along with the rest of our team.
She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows and I am inclined to believe her but corporate policy dictates WINDOWS and my management is not on board with her request for Linux.
What actions can either (1) I take as a manager to protect her rights and get upper management onboard with her religion or (2) I take against her with management for failing to fulfill her job duties?
I've never come across any situation like this and am completely confounded as to how I should handle this.
Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.
The Phase connect questions are the same ones gunstores give to you before purchasing a fire arm, only with the outcome reversed.
The fact that cozy ui is not the norm is evidence of a vast spiritual sickness in our Society.
As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or emotions, and I cannot make value judgments on whether snapd is cringe or based. However, I can provide some information that may help you form your own opinion.
Snapd is a package management system that has both its supporters and detractors. Some people appreciate the ease of use and security features of snaps, while others criticize the larger file sizes and slower startup times compared to traditional package management systems.
The use of snapd and snaps has been controversial in the Linux community, with some users and developers expressing concerns about the potential for vendor lock-in, the impact on system performance, and the control that Canonical (the company behind Ubuntu) has over the snap ecosystem.
On the other hand, some users appreciate the convenience and flexibility of the snap package format, as well as the fact that it allows for easy distribution of software across different Linux distributions.
Ultimately, whether snapd is cringe or based is a matter of personal opinion, and depends on your own experiences and priorities as a Linux user.
While there is often a great deal of rivalry and animosity between different football clubs and their fanbases in Spain, there are also some examples of clubs whose supporters have a more amicable or friendly relationship with each other.
One example is the relationship between Real Sociedad and Athletic Club Bilbao, both of which are based in the Basque Country region of Spain. While the two clubs are often fierce rivals on the pitch, their fans have a tradition of showing respect and solidarity towards each other, based on a shared cultural and regional identity.
Another example is the relationship between Valencia CF and Villarreal CF, two clubs based in the Valencian Community region of Spain. While there is certainly a competitive element to their relationship, the two clubs and their fans have also been known to support each other in certain situations, such as when they both qualified for the Champions League in the same season.
Finally, there are also some instances of friendship or camaraderie between ultras groups or fan clubs of different clubs in Spain, based on shared values or political beliefs. However, these relationships are often complex and can be controversial, as they may involve support for radical or extremist ideologies.
If you’re hooked up to a heart monitor, don’t jerk it. The monitor will alarm us your heart rate rapidly increased and we respond to the “episode” we don’t know/what to respond to.
I like the saying that a "smart contract" is a self-executing bug bounty program.
I think poutine is one of those culinary creations that belie the insidious nature of their component foodstuffs. On one hand, you have French fries, which are not French. And yet, with curds and gravy, this dish that is French in name only, once again becomes French: as it is the national dish of the French Arcadian, the Canadian grenouille, the white flags of the north. But it drops the French in the name! It is no longer French Fries, but Poutine. Is it not incredible that the least French dishes have French in their name, but the most French dishes hide their conceptual original sins from us?
Maybe have a roller coaster that goes around One WTC and call it ‘Ground Zero.’
John!!!! I SEE IT!!!! JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind, it's gone! But still, John, oh John~ !
入り口のところでうんこを圧し切るか糞を抑えながら屁を選り分けてひるだけの機能しかない上に日々シャワーも浴びず拡張してる拓也の不健全な雄膣と、雄から強制的に精を搾り取る機能が前提かつ健常な人生送ってる女の雌膣とじゃ勝負になるわけないんだよね。拓也、そもそも下半身鍛えてないし…
Marsupials have had it too good for too long I say
> anyone who wants Tiktok will just go download it in Wyoming or Idaho etc
Someone needs to setup a nonprofit that will transport a user's phone to a free state and setup TikTok for a modest fee. The nonprofit could use the money to reimburse the women and transgender people who now need to travel to free states for some of their health care.
Defeating Alduin wouldn't even really be all that hard. When he goes to bite you just roll under him and punch him in the balls. While he's huddled over in pain you slice the webbing on his wings to make sure he's forced to stay grounded. Stay just out of melee range and then when he goes to breathe fire at you, quickly dash in and hold his mouth closed so he explodes. As long as he's willing to come out and fight instead of hiding the whole time you don't even need to be dragonborn to defeat him. I could have this wrapped up in a day.
YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.
YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.
THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.
YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.
YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.
CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!
I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.
Example:
"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"
And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."
BUT if the journalist were like
"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."
I'd expect the response like, "What?! I'm a woman! I know I'm a woman! Everybody knows I'm a woman! I present as a woman!"
So it makes sense to me... when you ask, hey, what are your pronouns, and someone goes, "No! I will not use pronouns! I'm a man! I know I'm a man and everybody knows I'm a man!"
my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high
All I can imagine now is two beefy bro looking dudes with their hoods up walking past each other in the park. Their eyes meet. They stop, entranced. Colourful shadows are cast over their faces in the dimming light of the Taiwanese sunset. The wind rustles through the trees, a background score to this beautiful moment. One opens his mouth to speak the first words, many more sure to come soon after.
"You gay bro?"
"Nah bro."
"Oh. Okay bye."
Roll credits to the soulful warbling of Céline Dion.
the antimeal records
I am a young male, fresh outta high school, and I have a close female friend that I spend a lot of time with. Nothing more than that, I have a girlfriend who is also actually best friends with her. The three of us have hung out together on many many occasions and known each other for years, we're the few people from high school who still hang out regularly. I get along with this girl very, very well. She's almost like my sister, I really love her and our friendship. But, the problem is, she is insanely hot. Incredibly attractive, and with a bubbly, flirtatious personality to boot. She's got it, and she knows it, and she flaunts it. We have flirted a lot in the past, but she does this with everyone, and it really is harmless for the most part. But, I guess, I have to admit I am very, very attracted to her physically.
Being such good friends, and best friends with my girlfriend, we've lived in close quarters before. Hell, she even lived with me and my girlfriend for a few months. I remember trying to get a peek at her when she'd take a shower occasionally. Never was I lucky to get a good look. But there were a few other occasions, which I still look back on regularly. The first was when she was still living with us, and she was dealing with various, horrible illnesses. She was always sick and had a lot of problems with her 'insides'.. She had to get a colonoscopy at one point, and in preparation, the doctors gave her some drink pumped with laxatives and some other insane shit so she could cleanse her systems before going under. This is probably a good time to mention I have a really intense fart/scat fetish.. you might know where this is headed. One morning, after drinking a whole bottle of the stuff, she awoke moaning and groaning. I was getting ready for work and I knew what this meant. She had already made it clear what she was doing and to excuse her constant trips to the toilet. But this morning was bad. She was clearly in a lot of pain and discomfort, stumbling to the toilet with a strained look on her face. She glanced at me with shame as she closed the door. I quickly headed out side, my partner still sleeping, and went around the back of the house to where the window to the toilet was. I stood beside this window while my friend painfully and shamelessly relieved herself, grunting and swearing as she painted the bowl with her shit. It sounded horrific. She was making all sorts of noises, from both orifices, cursing herself and the relentless storm of shit continued. I have never been so aroused in my entire life. I started masturbating right there, around the side of the house, outside the window. I still feel a lot of disgust and shame for that memory, but I look back on it regularly, and it always gets me hard instantly. I know this probably sounds absolutely putrid to you readers, but as someone who, for some reason, is attracted to this kind of thing, this was literally a page out of my book of fantasies. I was blown away, to share such an intimate, animalistic moment with someone so close, and so fucking hot.
There is a concept called the KISS principle. An acronym for “Keep it simple, stupid!” In short, it says things should be kept as simple as possible, since complexity increases potential points of failure. This is especially important in manufacturing, where unneeded complexity can also increase the cost to create an item. As changing motor direction would need another system to tell the motor when to change direction, a design team will always favor a one way crankshaft system over a driveshaft when reciprocating motion is needed.
Now that we know for sure the machine uses a crankshaft, Satori can jam it with one of her dildos. Then she can safely twist around and break the thin chains holding her abdomen belt in place.
Satori now has her hands, neck, and upper body free, and the machine is disabled, but the waist belt and ankle restraints still hold her in place. The bar of metal holding down the abdomen belt is thin, but we can’t break it with leverage as it is. There would just be too much space to effectively leverage against it sideways, especially when she’s in such an awkward position for applying force. Leveraging vertically is out of the question because of the round pipe. We could try taking out the dildo that’s jamming the machine but there isn’t enough space to fit both dildo rods in the bar.
However, it isn’t over yet. We still have one more tool left to use. The belt she broke off is still wrapped around her. After sliding it over her head she can place it in the hole to fill in the gap between the dildo rod and the pipe, and effectively leverage to break the restraint holding her waist down! She’s now free to stand up, with only the ankle restraints left, but these can now easily be broken with the same method we used to break the arm restraints.
Will her full body free she can break the rod her third eye is wrapped around, and walk away!
メンヘラがインド行くとやばい
Yoo Margaret Thatcher the cum snacher
Not just a joke, my good friend. Just pure bueno lit analysis. Danganronpa really is stuffed to the gills with Biblical undertones. The Makoto Christ figure thing in the OG post isn’t a coincidence and only gets more apparent in 2. V3 flat out tells you its Biblical inspiration.
Table of contents :
Contents
Notes on Contributors
List of Figures
Introduction: The Changing Fortunes of Blackpool
1 Blackpool’s History: Facts and Figures
2 Blackpool as a Northern Town
3 Blackpool as the Ultimate Seaside Resort
4 Music and Cinema in and About Blackpool
Chapters Description
Works Cited
Of Other, Gendered Spaces: The Presence of Blackpool in Hindle Wakes,A Taste of Honey and Bhaji on the Beach
1 Blackpool as a Real Location: The Realist Impulse
2 Blackpool as a Gendered Heterotopia
3 A Question of Clothes, and a Lesson in Feminism
4 Conclusions
References
A Weekend in Purgatory: Blackpool in Away and Bob’s Weekend
1 Blackpool as Purgatory
2 Blackpool’s Purgatorial Services
3 The Surreal/Real Space of Blackpool
4 Blackpool as a Liminal Space
5 The Chronotope of the Purgatory-Space of Blackpool
6 The End of the Holiday
7 Conclusion
Works Cited
Blackpool Fantasy Narrative in Bob’s Weekend,The Harry Hill Movie and Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
1 Blackpool Films and the Problem of Authenticity
Bob’s Weekend
The Harry Hill Movie
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
2 Conclusions
Works Cited
Nostalgia and Simulacra: Blackpool in Song
1 Nostalgic Nationalism: Freedom, Conformity and Decline
2 Fakeness, Artifice and Englishness
3 Carnivalesque and the Spirit of Punk
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
Blackpool’s Live Music Rollercoaster: From Uncle Tom’s Cabin to the Waterloo Music Bar
1 The Past and Future of British Music Venues
2 The Beginnings and the Golden Age of Live Music in Blackpool
3 The 1980s and the Period of the Decline
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
This Sore and Broken Blackpool Legacy, or the Enduring Appeal of Punk Rock in Blackpool
1 Blackpool and Punk
2 The Story of Simon Morris
3 Conclusions
Works Cited
‘It’s Grime Up North’: The Phenomenon of Blackpool Grime
1 Grime
2 A Short Timeline of Blackpool Grime
3 Critical Reception
4 Reaction Videos and Participatory Music-Making
5 Conclusion
Works Cited
Index
I once lived on a desolate Colorado mountaintop with a lesbian cleaning service manager who believed her clients were Illuminati members, and that she and all females were secretly gods. It was really unclear to me how she could lower herself to scrub the toilets of businessmen with that attitude. When I offered to work with her team for a day, I figured it out immediately: she did none of the work herself.
There's a reason one of the earliest fleshed out Kuritan characters, Minobu Tetsuhara, was black. They wanted to show the Inner Sphere was a diverse place, even in a land of stereotypes like the early Draconis Combine. House Kurita isn't space Japan, it's House Kurita, and they were founded by a diverse group of weeaboos who thought returning to Samurai feudal society was the best way to conquer space.
game becomes a one-handed challenge the moment terra joins ur party
I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg
Wow, that'd be UNF af!
Imagine you having tender sex with a pretty balloon while inserting you dick inside the balloon mouth and hump it until you cum inside !
Perfect blend of cute with lewd~
Only poor people are cringe, they are now super wealthy that makes them eccentric.
I'm not saying I'm on the verge of a massive breakdown, but I am thinking about replaying the entire Mass Effect series.
While everyone likes to keep it pretty casual in Gensokyo, its absolutely a social faux pas to not explode after losing a danmaku battle.
If you don't explode after a battle, it's expected for you to "make amends" to the other party. You can do this by going to their house, apologizing with a deep bow, and then immediately combusting in a fiery blast.
Reminds me of the time I was called into the HR office because of my erection at work, I told her it was because I just woke up. She still fired me, which was fair it was 3 o clock in the afternoon.
the art that used to be sourced to korea is now a job taken by a computer. unethical
It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water. The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box until the age of thirty. My theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.
9/11 america news flash drinking dog cum is a cure for aspbergers!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! but if u dont post this comment to 10 vids in the next 911 minutes u will be cursed with assburger forever
Who is 2GO and why is he a god? Seriously, I want to know.
People who walk two abreast on the sidewalk in busy downtowns should be sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in prison working for 1¢/hour at a Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facility. If they walk three abreast, the sentence will carry to their children, four abreast to their children's children, and so forth. If your parents (or parent's parents as appropriate etc.) walked abreast on the sidewalk in Midtown Manhattan, you are forbidden to marry someone unless their parents also walked abreast in Copley Square or something until your lineage has lived out this sentence. It won't be difficult to comply because you'll be confined to Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facilities where most prospective romantic interests will be in the same situation as you, possibly even third generation workers who were born in a Perudue camp and have known no other life. Unique linguistic dialects and cultural norms will develop within the Perdue camps. Abreasters will resent their ancestors who stood still in a large tour group off Broad and Market to take pictures of Philadelphia City Hall. They will count the generations. This will be the seventh generation. The first in the family line to not be bound to Perdue as an Abreaster. Free to leave. Free to marry whoever they want. All of their parents hopes, nay the hopes of the community, lay on this child to see the outside world. To tell the world of the horrid treatment of Abreasters, campaign for the abolition of Perdue Meat Packing and Rehabilitation Camps. But she is so young. She feels the weight of the world on her shoulders. She knows nothing of the outside world or how to live in it. She brings with her only the pennies her parents and grandparents had been paid over seven generations of labor. And when she leaves.... She will never again see her family or her friends, the world she has known... The people who speak her language and share her culture. She wonders if the abolition of the camps will mean the end of Perdue English, or folk games like Meatscotch, and beloved dishes like Chicken Head Stew.
Yet still, the sun shines bright in the blue sky outside. The trees are green. The city is bustling with life. Her word for every animal she sees is "chicken." She has culture shock. She is a very hard worker. She is very careful to never walk next to another person. When people notice, they believe it is a sign that the anti-abreastment laws are effective at rehabilitating abreasters. Pedestrian traffic since the passage of the Sidewalks for Everyone Act has been quick and efficient. She doesn't even know where to start with advocating for reform. She doesn't know how the government works. She has no education on anything but meat packing. She finds a job at a Whole Foods warehouse following instructions from an app to pack groceries for delivery to Amazon Prime customers. She lives alone. She tries fresh strawberries for the first time in her life. She is terrified that eating them raw will make her sick but it turns out to be safe. She tries to eat a raw potato and has less success. The strawberries were sweet. Juice runs down her chin. She wishes her parents could taste this.
G.G.: So fucking what if they are.They all deal with my own personal realities.Let me tell you this,there are a lot of fucking women bitches on this earth who deserve to be raped and tortured.I'm sick of all your fucking lame woman's rights fuckheads always crying about shit.If you want to be an equal,fucking be an equal.But if a man fucks a young girl it's rape.If a woman fucks a young boy,she's considered lucky.If a woman slaps a child,it's discipline.If a man slaps a child,it's child abuse.So fuck off with all your woman's rights garbage.It's the bitches who seem to have all the rights.Just like a nigger...yes I said nigger.They use it on themselves and so will I,so fuck off.If they want equal right they had better stop pointing a finger and feeling sorry for themselves 'cause when they say the white man owes them this and owes them that for what has happened in the past,that's a fucking weak coward.When they want to talk that shit I've got something for them all...a fucking bullet in the head.Be strong or be dead.I hate a sniveling coward.
Do you think aliens will ever make songs for humans like “don’t jump into the fusion reactor” or ” stop poisoning your chakras with hate and pride”
actual gay sex is less homoerotic than this
Transgender people, who call themselves Khawaja Siras, have always enjoyed a special status on the Indian subcontinent. For five years, Pakistan enjoyed one of the most progressive laws in the world, recognising the existence of a "third gender". But this law has just been amended. The issue of transgender rights also made headlines late last year when the Pakistani film "Joyland", the story of a love story with a transgender erotic theatre dancer, was shortlisted for the Oscars.
Eating monkeys is prohibited in Islam. According to Shia hadith, metamorphosed animals to which a disobedient, irreverent, or arrogant pre-Islamic nation was converted as a punishment, such as (apes and monkeys) are prohibited.
This is less of a "bitching about students" but more of "correcting a fellow student's bad behavior". But it does at least include professor-student interaction and should give you hope: people who are bad at technology can be trained! In a group of CS and Engineering majors we had one friend who was absolutely horrible with computers. As in "learned the hard way that when we tell him to delete system32.exe, we're joking" bad at computers.
One day in the dorms he leaves his computer unattended in one of our rooms for a good 24 hours and we decide to teach him a lesson about security. We try to figure out what harmless but obnoxious thing we can do. Eventually we decide to change his system start up/shut down sound. That little jingle that Windows plays when the OS starts up or turns off? We replaced it. With Charlie the Unicorn. The audio track of entire first cartoon would play out every time his system would turn on or off. Cue us laughing our ass off the next time he wakes up his system.
Still, he continued on his blissful ways and satisfied himself with just staring daggers at us while we sniggered until one day he comes in and notice that something's different. His computer boots up with the standard beep. Turns out while he was in the front row taking notes in a history lecture his computer's battery died. The professor didn't mind students using laptops, or technology quietly, but if a phone went off, or in this case a computer goes off, he would stop his lecture and stare at the offending student until the situation was resolved.
So here he is, in the front row of the class, panicking too much to think to try to mute the system (if that will even turn off the system jingle midway), trying to muffle his laptop with his butt while also trying not to sit too hard on it and crush it, while the entire class silently stares at and judges him while Charlie the Unicorn plays. That was finally enough to get him out of his comfortable rut and learn how to fix the problem.
After that he now listens to us about security and is halfway decent at trying to fix his own solutions before asking us for help these days! He's still utter technobane and comes up with the weirdest problems, but he at least tries and sometimes even solves them himself.
Shame there's about a zillion ethical and practical reasons you can't give your students similar harmless but humiliating treatments, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy the story of a person who was "bad at computers" in a post 2000 world being taught to be less bad.
I'm sure this is controversial but wild mice and rats do not deserve mercy. They will not offer you any mercy and this is a struggle of equals. Your human pride may make you think you are in a position to offer mercy but you are wrong. You are evenly matched and it is total war.
>>90
Everybody knows khwaja siras are hermephrodites. Call them trans and they’ll slap you across the jaw.
i told this story at work otday, once at taco bell the guy at the drive through said, "that will be 795 pennies :) please" and i involuntarily said "fuck you" and was so embarrassed i just drove off
1-Day chink Breaking: The Chill Time Method - Strip it, spray it with a hose, and leave in it a walk-in freezer for 30-90 minutes at -5c. Then cuddle with it and rub your hands all over it to warm it back up. Repeat this 3-5 times and you'll break any gook. They will be so thankful to fuck you instead of getting chill time. - some of these slants get front bite quicker than others, unless you want to cut pieces off it, check on it every 15 minutes for signs of fingers/toes
I’d rape the will to live out of the stupid gook, she’ll end up a drug addicted prostitute before she can no longer live with it taking her own life!
I’d love to see what her hot pussy looks like.
Someone needs to just yank her by the hair and face plant her into the table. Smack up those milk cow jugs to tenderize them. This bitch is on the menu for the ultimate family gangbang set meal to share with the bois
‘hit me on the cordless’new thing to say
I don't know if you've ever read Homestuck, but there's a gimmick where some of the characters can use their chat clients to communicate with future and past versions of themselves. The letter P or F is appended to their handle's abbreviation to differentiate which is which, so you can tell when carcinoGeneticist (CG) is talking to Future carcinoGeneticist (FCG) or Past carcinoGeneticist (PCG).
In one scene, CG talks to the future version of the character whose handle is arachnidsGrip.
The fact that it's an abbreviation doesn't actually make it better.
right now I am sitting at my computer and not giving a fucking fuck if a billionaire dies screaming in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean. Kinda funny actually, Video game controller kek.
It would have been so funny if he lived, kicked Bowser, and said, "Road House." xD
me n ur mum rhythmically unclogged toilets tgether eevryt day
nursing mentors will tell you the most insane stories while both of y’all are eating together. i was eating with mine and she was eating wendy’s and she was like i remember one time they wheeled in this 500lb homeless woman in the camping chair they found her sitting in from the wendy’s parking lot where she’d been sat for 4 days. they cut off her clothes and then they tried to pull off her left boot and then her leg flesh up to the shin came off with it alongside her entire tibia and fibula, so her leg looked like a chicken drumstick where someone had only eaten the bottom. a torrent of maggots fell from her knee stump and the boot. my mentor, in utter shock, slowly turned the boot to look at the inside and saw nothing but black necrotic tissue, maggots eating it, and an almost fully skeletonized foot. she remembers how the woman’s liquified fat sloshed around at the bottom. She then looked up into the woman’s boneless lower leg, like a deboned chicken wing, and saw her patella and the distal end of the femur, also black and crawling with maggots. she said that she was so lucky to be practically anosmic because what little she could smell was horrendous. the patient, not being able to see over her own belly, asked, “it is bad?” after everyone in the room groaned and tried to keep their composure. the patient had severe untreated diabetes, she couldn’t feel a thing. they immediately prepped her for the operating room for an above the knee amputation.
I was super confused reading the comments cos I wasn't able to figure out which side the people saying "no, they were actually Jewish" were on
If you show signs of neurodivergence they give you three of these and a weapons integration problem
Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time
oh man i figured people lost interest in that the moment i stopped posting
i posted a big spiel abt how fascists killed it and everything lmfao
dqn is a term that transl8s roughly to “dumbass” or “idiot”, /dqn/ is a board on 4-ch.net, a western textboard, that served the same purpose as /b/ on 4chan, but with no images, based on textboards like 2ch.
that’s where i scraped a lot of the sjis art from, as well as smaller text boards that are either no longer around or aren’t active enough to justify linking. 4-ch.net is still around, but i dunno about the smaller boards since i don’t check up on those very often?
if you do check those sites out be careful, they’re filled with *chan types and probably has tons of upsetting content
Hey, you're the one claiming you only need 32 gigs of RAM to run an Electron app.
As someone who uses Teams on his work laptop with 32 gigs, no, it is absolutely not enough. Any extra RAM you add will be reallocated from less important applications such as Visual Studio in order to feed the beast, and it will still crash your video driver when you resize the window so you get kicked out of the decisive product demo for your million plus client, forcing you to hard reset and reboot which takes 17 minutes on your shitty antivirus addled laptop before rejecting your password because you haven't connected to the VPN in 3 weeks while the customer googles your competitors.
Fuck Electron.
They better hurry up building such androids so i can finally get laid
"Eat the bugs."
"No they're cool."
No they were turned to meat paste. Likely cooked and then extruded through the cracks and crevices in the hull. So basically the human equivalent of a hot dog.
I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I don't need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How 'bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says I'm mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking don't care about me. I'm having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Don't you dare hang up on me.
Pinkoski is a Seventh-day Adventist, a devoted disciple of Ron Wyatt, and believes in the imminent second coming of Jesus Christ. I'm not quick to disparage religious individuals (churches are another matter), but by more than one account Pinkoski has established himself near the lunatic fringe of Christianity. Even his own church has dismissed many of the beliefs that Pinkoski doggedly espouses.
Which makes it all the more amusing to view Pinkoski's detailed drawings of naked little girls, spread eagle sorceresses, and throbbing cocks slipping in and out of dripping cunts. Pinkoski won't even acknowledge the existence of these comics today, but we all know what you did last summer, Jim.
I don’t think a game about killing satanic minions should have much care about current political affairs.
I don’t know about you guys but I personally enjoy being shafted by all the companies profiteering. It feels like I’m really part of something special and struggling to afford to live, even after cancelling my Netflix, has been super fun.
Me when I get to see the cute girl's panties: HELL YEAH
Me when the cute girl talks about the negative effects of suburbia and single family houses: HELL YEAH
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
bracha for flag burning on the 4th
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדֹנָ-י אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו וְצִוָּנוּ לְהַשְׁמִיד אֱלִילִים
baruch atah HaShem Elokeinu Melech Ha'Olam asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lahashmid elilim
Blessed are you, the Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with your commandments, and commanded us to destroy idols.
As early as in the 1940s, in the Yan'an Rectification Movement, Mao had criticized the idea of what he called "theory of human nature (人性论)" and "love of human (人类之爱)" manifest in the literature by arguing that not until the elimination of class, there can never exist such "all-inclusive love" among human, which is merely an idealistic notion that denies class distinction and speaks for the bourgeoisie.
You can just say you're upset that they closed their Dreamwidth account without waxing about how they've betrayed the global socialist movement.
つまり美術といえども大学というのは利益を損なうモノに対しては排除一択であり、会社と変わらないのです。企業メセナのアートも同様に、イメージダウンが予想される作品を歓迎することはありません。
The first day of a graduate seminar, students used to describe their intellectual interests. Nowadays, it's de rigueur to declare your sexual orientation. It's only a matter of time before a student announces, "I'm she/her and I'm packing a thick, juicy nine-incher."
I feel like it's safe here to say that Picasso's art is extremely unappealing to me. it looks messy and most of them are eyesores to look at.
the fact that he's a rapist and that is depicted through his art only adds to my contempt. the ugliness of his art is just the cherry on top, at this point. his art is ugly inside and out.
They use it for making 4k videos where they crap on each other or for making sexual high polygon count 3d models of toddlers.
It doesn't seem to me as appropriate way to use such complex technologies. Computer building process is so complex as well they have to use microscopic details and perfectly connect parts and all this effort so that some moron would watch fetish videos and this moron takes those technologies for granted as well.
Such complicated technology could be used for great things, but sexuals can't go past their primal instinct and drag every invention to their crotch level
>>96 I believe every word of this
I am going to try this soon
your channel changed my life. i stopped brushing after your flouride video. i no longer eat cafeteria food and i skip breakfast every day. i even stopped drinking water. its safe to say that i have eliminated 99% of food and water from my diet. i can barely function anymore, but im finally healthy. thank you
Water in Iceland is great. Its a bit warm and tastes like someone farted on it. God’s own country
What these iguanas have to go through is actually very inspiring and makes my problems seem miniscule.
I stay away from girls who've been raped. They seem like damaged goods to me and I doubt their sanity and ability to form healthy relationships/sexuality. I don't want to stick my penis in a hole that was basically a crime scene, it just feels wrong. Like fapping on someone's tombstone or building a walmart on an Indian burial ground.
Funny you ask. I dont "stumble" for your information. I come here for a reason, to help people with a sexual farting addiction. Im not gonna lie and say i wasn't one of them. But you can all stop this for the better. Whether it's for Jesus or just yourself. So what's your excuse 🤔
just found out a heavily-tatted trans man nicknamed batman has been terrorizing ghislane maxwell by fucking loud as hell in the bunk above her constantly….. godspeed brother
In my restless dreams, I see that town,
Silent Hill
You said youd take me there again someday,
But you never did.
Well, you SUCK, James!
You SUCK and I HATE you!
I stole your wallet.
Come to our special place if you want it back.
(No, James, not Vegas.)
His [brand] loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands", such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.
this song is so good i wish vacuum cleaners were real
I draw the line at "intellectual property" lawyers on the fediverse.
I will put up with Child rapists, Covidiot/truckers, crypto scammers, CIA torturers, Threads, Nazis. But I will not go quietly into the night while "intellectual property" lawyers infest this network.
I would've loved to prank call this loser as Rocko Stretchbrain accusing him of shitting in Spunky's dog bowl, he probably would've been that stupid to believe it.
Careful kiddo, your haphazzard, albeit pointless attempt at wielding vernacular that's clearly above your pay grade, thereby might be construed as malicious.
For somebody sounding like a 90yr old bed-ridden relic, ie brain-dead granny corpse; your ancient wannabe m.o. is too pathetic & falls flat upon deaf ears in a Mike P chat thread. Your egocentric blather does nada, except pollute. Plus, your sniveling antics only prove you are clueless. Anonymous jibber is the best you can muster, for someone w/such a contrived sounding post! Finally, cease anymore of your typical anonymous blathering & clueless nonsensical yammering, do urself a favor.
You've eternally been the grimy 'has been', who's STILL hanging by a flimsy thread of crippling fear, as you're forever relegated to the fate of being a 'never wiil be'.
Just some food 4 thought.
The Guardian: At The Guardian, we don't mess around, or give false balances, we are writing the hard-hitting journalism that is necessary to save the world.
Also The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2023/may/25/tina-turner-simply-the-best-song-rugby-league-ad-campaign-nrl-commercial
How do you make a cute loli cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear (´<_` )
once upon a time, there was a peasant who saw the evils of the king who proclaimed himself to be the first chinese emperor: qin shi huang di. mr qin infamously burned many books of philosophy including confucius, forced people to work on the great wall of china, and had this great idea about seeking immortality through taoists and mercury in Definitely Not Japan.
this peasant would lead a successful revolt: his name was liu bang, but his badass emperor name is gaozu. gaozu did some important stuff, which you can check out at kongming.net.
but the story that's captured my imagination is how he saw confucian scholars. since he ended the tyrannical qin dynasty and allowed free expression again, confucianism went into vogue once more.
however, gaozu's humble origins made him skeptical, even hostile toward these scholars. can't trust those highfalutin thinkers. sima guang records in his history book that he hates them so much that he'll
STEAL THE SCHOLARS' HATS TO PISS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a big lack of good Simpsons porn now. It used to be great like 10-15 years ago.
Agreed. I for one, didn't know colonoscopies were that important, and was having trouble imagining what a "malignant tunnel" would be, before he used his own butt hole as a metaphor for it.
Thanks, Rod.
Remember, the basis of all morality is disgust. If something makes you feel icky it is ontologically evil.
Poems Of A Mountain Home, by Saigyo
Ten absorbing studies present activist groups across the country -- from transgender activists in New York City, to South Asian teenagers in Silicon Valley, to evangelical Christians and Palestinian Americans -- and examines a social change effort as it unfolds on the ground. Through their anthropological approach these portraits of American society suggest the inherent possibilities in identity-based organizing and offer crucial in-depth perspectives on such hotly debated topics as multiculturalism and the culture wars, the environment, racism, public education, Native American rights, and the Christian right.
Lead, uranium and cocaine are also gluten free.
There is Nick Fuentes: A teenage girl with a negative body-image, trapped in the form of an over the hill Mexican twink, who squandered his limitless potential to be the gayest man to ever walk the earth, and instead lavished his attentions and resources upon a rag-tag bag of pedophile incels, who think they have what it takes to run the United States. He may also be a reluctant fed.
“I am now a person who cannot reach to care for myself after I poop.”
“I’m working with my job to get a bidet installed so I can poop at work.”
“we should normalize this.”
It's pretty unbelievable but completely true.
I was really confident when I first got into the car. I had taken more classes than I needed to because I wanted to be completely comfortable driving. So we pull out and the instructor tells me to drive to the stop sign. As I ease onto the break, she started screaming that I ran over some kids. I began panicking looking around the car saying there was no one there near the car or the stop sign. She looks me dead in the face, absolutely serious, and says "You killed the imaginary kids! Poor Suzy and John! You killed them!" I didn't know how to react. I lost all my confidence and started shaking. She randomly would yell throughout the test saying that I was a child killer or I killed another kid. "Parallel park. You hit the curb and killed Tommy!" By the time we parked, I was sobbing and shaking uncontrollably. She stopped yelling and calmly told me I failed and killed at least 8 kids in less than 20 minutes.
It took me about a month to start driving again. And then I took my second test about 2 months after that. Luckily this instructor barely spoke unless needed and I passed with no infractions.
I don't know if she was fucking with me or actually sick. To this day, I remember being absolutely terrified. That memory is burned into my mind.
I cannot express in words how much hate I am feeling right now for ever having decided to watch this piece of shit. If I was alone I would have instantly left the theater. I just want that studio, the film, the barbie and everything related to this movie to be FUCKING NUKED HOLY SHIT:feelsree::feelsree:
Take my word of advice and never ever watch this or even think about watching this it is my worst regret in my entire life.
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I don't know the purpose of this poll but Kikuri would easily solo Knuckles. She's much taller and Knuckles would never hit a drunk woman
You just need to be moderately successful. Everything you do or don't do will piss Twitch and Twitter faggots off.
I REMEMBER WHEN /LGBT/ USED TO BE GOOD
Anyone else jack off a lot to asian girls, but would never date one? They're like fat girls.
Multiple apocalypses are just a bad day
ATTENTION ALL INVADER ZIM FANS!!! There is a Facebook page named "Operation Head Pigeons 2.0". It is a group dedicated to working to bringing back IZ. Please please please check it out and "Like" it, it could help bring back IZ. More details can be found on said page. I'm just doing my part by spreading the word. The more fans that join together, the better. So help spread the word so we can get Invader Zim back!!!
ive BEEN saying!! this is why i dont listen to pop anymore everything sounds so polished tiktok song barely 3 minutes long meant to be remixed by as many ecstasy addicted djs as possible
Once this homeless man yelled at me and my friend walking by while we were eating ice cream "oh so you can afford ice cream but can't give me $500!?"
The most common "mutual aid" tags I see are #transcrowdfund and #mutualaidfund. There is also #settlersaturday, which was intended for natives to tell "settlers" (white people) to pay up for their own form of reparations. It has been colonized by black people seeking reparations.
Military junta is not the way out and imposition of democratic system in Africa is akin to forcing Africans embrace West stance on homosexuality. Nothing is working.
This shit is like those "bigfoot in GTA San Andreas" videos but for zoomer girls with nascent cluster b personality disorders.
We have tard baby, and now obese baby threads. What's next, a thread on the parents in asia who let their toddlers smoke cigs daily?
Newborn porn.
Women will give birth to newborns who will immediately be raped by Albanians.
Only on Disney+
Ha sido un gran día desde que MTV transmitió por primera vez Happy Tree Friends en América Latina a partir del 11 de septiembre de 2003 y continúa a partir del 25 de junio de 2004. MTV transmitió oficialmente Happy Tree Friends entre el 11 de septiembre de 2006 y el 15 de noviembre de 2014. Happy Tree Friends es una de las principales franquicias de Madokaverse, junto con ''Puelal Magi Madoka Magica'', ''The Simpsons'', ''SpongeBob Squarepants'', la mayoría de los animes e incluso más. Happy Tree Friends también se transmitirá en Comedy Central a partir del 15 de junio de 2011 y continuará hasta el 31 de diciembre de 2021.
Broke: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.
i like to think okuu is gay but is so dumb she thinks men are also women becoming bisexual as a result
Wait do we make a comedy documentary of the rape of nanking??
I once had a government case manager have to remove himself from my case because he found out that I was the author of his favorite fanfic and he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't give me preferential treatment.
We need to learn more about pigeons,,, they are flying angels in the earth,,,
Of course the first successful replication of LK99 came from a trans lesbian anime catgirl pfp mocking the paper for it's glaring manufacturing inefficiencies and cooking a floaty rock in her kitchen.
Always, always bet on trans women, the handmaidens of accelerationism.
pulled pork? PULLED PORK? YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER. Do you fucking know what it means to PULL pork?? HINT: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE SLICING AND STACKING ONTO A SANDWICH. CHRIST. IT INVOLVES LITTERALLY PULLING THE PORK APART INTO THIN NONUNIFORM STRIPS WHICH ARE THEN MIXED WITH A SAUCXE. A PULLED PORK SANDWICH!? FUCK. THIS NIGGER LOOKS AT A FUCKING CRAB CAKE AND SLAPS HIS CURLED HAND INTO HIS CHEST CROOKS HIS LEG AND SAYS DURR THATS AN APPLE?? GET HTE FUCK OUT OF HERE
JESUS SHIT I AM STILL FUCKING APPAULED ABOUT "PULLED PROK? PULLED PROK?" ITS NOT A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. I CAN SEE MAYBE THINKING ITS A MILE HIGH STACKED PO BOY OR A RUEBEN. EMPERORJ, IM REVOKING YOUR TICKET TO BOARD THE MEATSHIP. ALL OF US WHO ARENT FUCKING RETARDED WILL BE WAVING TO YOU ON THE DOCKS AS WE DISEMBARK, OUR FACES STUFFED WITH FOOD PRODUCTS WE CAN FujcKING IDENTIFY. I'LL BE HAVING A FRIED OYSTER SANDWICH, AND NO! THESE ARENT FUCKING CHICKEN NUGeRTS. TRY PULLING A CHICKEN OUT OF THE WATER AND EATING IT RAW, FUCKSTICK! THAT CLUCKER WOULD BE FREAKING OUT ON YOU AND GETTING WATER AND FEATHER S EVERWHERE, WHILE ILL BE ENJOYING RAW OYSTERS BECAUSE KNOWING THINGS!! HOW NOVEL! LOOK, I READ A BOOK AND I CCAN FUCKING FEED MYSELF! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHOSE MOMS PROBABLY STILL CUT THEIR PORTERHOUSES BECAUSE YOUD GET GRISTLE ALL IN WITH YOUR MARBLE. GO STARVE IN THE WILD BECAUSE YOU ATE SOMETHING THAT TURNED OUT TO BE POISONOUS BECAUSE HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. BASIC SANDWICH KNOWLEDGE!!
NEVER HAD A PULLED PORK SANDWICH?? LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR BABBYS FIRST FUCKING SANDWICH. GET A CLUE, NEOPHYTE. AROUND HERE WE SLOW COOK OUR PORK UNTIL ITS TENDER ENOUGH TO FALL OFF THE BONE--UYES! PIGS HAVE BONES!!--AND SMOTHER THAT SHIT IN BBW SAUCE UNTIL ITS DONE TO PERFECTION. SLAP IT ON A BUN AND THATS ALL YOU NEED. OH WAIT, YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BITE AND CHEW AND SWALLOW It, GUESS WE BETTER NOT LET YOU NEAR THE PULLED PORK! MAYBE YOUD CHOKE BECAUSE YOUD BE EXPECTING A GOD DAMN HAMBUGER. COME TO THE SOUTH, I DARE YOU. YOU WOULD NOT LAST SECOND IN MY HOME TOWN WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. PWOPLW AROUND HERE WOULD SPOT YOU AS A FAKE THE MOMENT YOU OPENED UP YOUR DIRTYY GOD DAMN MOUTH AND STARTED SPOUNTING OFF ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. YOUD WALK AROUND LIKE "LOOK! THAT'S DEFINATELY BUFFALO CHICKEN BREAST!" AND THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU WOULD LOWER HIS SUNGLASSES AND TAKE ONE LOOK AND JUST WALK THE FUCK AWAY. IT MAY BE YOUR BROTHER OR A CLOSE FRIEND BUT HE WOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE MEAT. IS. YOUR. SAVIOR.
THaANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK. 'SUP FELLOW MEAT EATER? SUP FELLOW MEAT GOON WHO KNOWS THINGS. IVE BEEN SITTING HERE STEWING (!!!) FOR AN HOUR ABOUT THIS DOOFUS WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT PULLED PORK IS. IM GOING TO FUNNEL STEAMING HOT PULLED PORK INTO HIS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE, THEN MAYBE HED UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CURED OR SALTED MEAT SANDWICHES. BY THE WAY, I MUST COMPLIMENT YOUR CHOICE OF IMAGERY---YOUR PASTRAMI IS ESPECIALLY PRODIGIOUS AND THE PULLED PORK IS A RELEVEANT DISTINCTION. HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS ASSHOLE CONFUSE THE TWO? THE SANDWICHES LITERALLY COUld NOT BE MORE DIVERGENT IN TEXTURE AND APPEARCANCE. IM GOING TO ASSUME THAT HE JUST REALLY LIKES FRYING SHIT INSTEAD OF BARBEQUING IT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY ILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
"fuck, now I really want a pulled pork sandwich"
WHO DOESN'T? OH YEAH, PRICKSUCKERS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY SAY IF YOU NEVER HAD IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING. YEAH WELL EMPERORJ MAY NOT KNOW A THING BUT DAMN IF HE DOESNT RUB HIS CUNT IGNORANCE IN OUR FACES AND MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR US. BTW I FUNNELLED IT UP HIS AS LIKE I SAID I WOULD AND HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS NOW. HOW YOU ASK!? HIS HEAD WAS UP THERE ALREADY SO HE ATe IT JUST FINE!! HOLY CHRIST
what, barbie can't do 9/11 now? god forbid women do anything
Yeah fuck man I was going to jerk off to this hot girl but then I saw the font she used and my boner instantly deflated and I couldn't even get it up for the rest of the day.
exciting your mucuses, turning
breakfarts into lost soupirs and salon thay nor you flabbies on
your groaning chairs over Bollivar's troubles of a bluemoondag,
steamin your damp ossicles, praying Holy Prohibition and Jaun
Dyspeptist while Ole Clo goes through the wood with Shep
togather, touting in the chesnut burrs for Goodboy Sommers
and Mistral Blownowse hugs his kindlings when voiceyversy
it's my gala bene fit, robbing leaves out of my taletold book.
May my tune fester if ever I see such a miry lot of maggalenes!
Once upon a drunk and a fairly good drunk it was and the rest
of your blatherumskite! Just a plain shays by the fire for absenter
Sh the Po and I'll make ye all an eastern hummingsphere of
myself the moment that you name the way. Look in the slag
scuttle and you'll see me sailspread over the singing, and what
do ye want trippings for when you've Paris inspire your hat?
Sussumcordials all round, let ye alloyiss and ominies, while I
stray and let ye not be getting grief out of it, though blighted
troth be all bereft, on my poor headsake, even should we forfeit
our life. Lo, improving ages wait ye! In the orchard of the bones.
Some time very presently now when yon clouds are dissipated
after their forty years shower, the odds are, we shall all be hooked
and happy, communionistically, among the fieldnights eliceam,
élite of the elect, in the land of lost of time. Johannisburg's a re-
velation! Deck the diamants that never die! So cut out the lonesome
stuff! Drink it up, ladies, please, as smart as you can lower
it! Out with lent! Clap hands postilium! Fastintide is by. Your
sole and myopper must hereupon part company. So for e'er fare
thee welt! Parting's fun. Take thou, the wringle's thine, love.
This dime doth trost thee from mine alms. Goodbye, swisstart,
goodbye! Haugh! Haugh! Sure, treasures, a letterman does be
often thought reading ye between lines that do have no sense at
all. I sign myself. With much leg. Inflexibly yours. Ann Posht
the Shorn. To be continued. Huck!
There are two things a pirate dreads: a sunken chest and no booty. On the Seven Seas of Tawawa, this is never a problem.
Lol i have been putting marbles and other stupid shit up my pussy
You have moved your mouse, would you like to reboot for this change to take effect?
Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone.
“This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch,” stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff’s Department. “We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms.”
ya ne ponimau!!!
i have no interest in baldurs gate but every time i hear people talking about that game it's about sex. i think im going to start referring to it as eroge to make a certain type of person extremely mad.
I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Hunterbidenist. I’m not interested in class consciousness, I’m interested in unconsciousness, by any substance possible.
Most important part of the day is putting cigarettes on the table. You can make most people happy just by putting cigarettes on the table. By placing them on a table you can say they are for everyone without saying it which will make people smile. People who smoke will be happy to have cigarette and people who like smoking but don't smoke will like that people who like smoking cigarettes are smoking cigarettes. There will always be people who do not like cigarettes but you can make them smile by not smoking the cigarettes showing your character of charity but abstinence from pleasure. It is a very easy way to distract everyone and you steal there wallets and car keys and determine the location of there cars. Then boom you have 6-10 cars for the price of 1 pack of cigarettes.
The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
Black girls doing bbc sph content is so cringe, like bbc-havers dont want you, swc is all you've got
Cope video lol
More of a child version of furry porn, really.
you mean that if this baby mates with other remiflan babies it would eventually build up to a genetically superior centipede loli rainbow bat vampire?
「意味なんか無い。感じろ、それが全てだ!!」
とでも言わんばかりのワケのわかんなさだもんな。
roadkill is pretty nice, it's street food that comes from your own food truck
Yes it is pretty remarkable how people possess a wide range of social, cultural, and political opinions, and aren't actually just sentient versions of the wojaks you see on twitter.
go back to 4-ch
As a former child I do agree
Ucraina started to be exist in 1991
When you get the cheese melted just right on your sandwich? There's nothing quite like it. Not that you numb skulls would have a clue about such things.
They hadn’t heard about it yet!
So I got to tell them all the details.
The manatee that died was in his 40s. They were brothers. It WASN’T rape, they enjoyed it. The Scientists consented. And cause of death was rectal or anal fissures/tears.
my friends were like, “damn…”
When i was a kid i was afraid that there was a button on the keyboard that would make the monitor explode becuase i saw it in a movie
Men can move the chess pieces faster and stronger than women giving an unfair advantage
That's ok, I trust the ~ to do the heavy lifting.
(screaming at pawns) you will never be a real queen!!
If you believe that modern western cultures are not gender biased and this state of affairs is worth preserving, then you are a feminist! You can't deny it because you have just advocated for gender equality.
Cats and ladles is my new catchphrase
I may find them less appealing when they start flying around. Cicadas fly like Asians drive.
Sponge bob is for babies you should do stuff from goku dbz and sourh park thats stuff for grown ups like me please i do like spong bob as child me (years old) but the sjow is too for kids now i do like the part when sonic appears but idont like him killed sonic is badass unlike mario or mickey mouse great video btw i like the end ding
A trip to costco is like hyrule warriors if they replaced the bokoblins with white women
I'll give out an iPhone 14 pro max to anyone that votes!(I'm actually not lying)!
Are they gonna put me in a prison? The prison I paid for with my taxes? Well, I didn't pay them.
my political beliefs align with whichever government produces the most anime twinks. ever since then release of Genshin Impact i have become a fervent support of sending the PLA across the strait to restore a unified China
Holy zit city!
That face on the left needs squeezing. I would put it in a large vice and keep tightening it up until every last bit of pus and oil had been extracted. Then I would sell it to some Chinese as a miracle aphrodisiac ( it might work if they are trying to have sex with whales )
How the hell can anyone walk around with a face like that? I mean fuck, doesn't he see all those FUCKING DISGUSTING ZITS in the mirror? Jesus. Maybe he doesn't own a fucking mirror, yeah, that must be it. Christ, if he did then surely he would have the GODDAMNED DECENT COURTESY to FUCKING POP THOSE FAT FUCKING MAGGOTS out of his FAT DIRTY face. I mean, just fuck. look at that! Fucking juicy pimples bursting at the fucking seams and that retarded asshole just ignores them and walks around in public like its nothing. Its a disgrace I tells ya. Honestly, if i was President I would make it FUCKING ILLEGAL to be seen with FUCKING MAGGOTS ON YOUR FAT FUCKING OILY FACE! Christ yes! I would have them dragged away to containment centers where brutal Nazi SS guards would force their DISGUSTING PIMPLY faces into 'SQUEEZE-O-MATICS", applying literally hundreds of pounds of pressure per square inch, ensuring every last FUCKING drop of MAGGOT juice was SQUEEZED the FUCK OUT!
Only then would they be released back into the public. Along with a good beating and an excessively long and boring lecture about skin hygiene. Fuck yes.
Maybe when Touhou is forgotten Gensokyo will finally be a real place.
Goddamn it, the penis-arm is back again
and my name is Thomas and im using my bros account (again)
I just remembered in middle school I used to be in a “yaoi gang” where we would stand at the top of the playground and yell “YAOI” our rival was the yuri girls who stood at the other playground and yell “YURI” we did this for our whole recess. We where technically all friends though. We traded manga after lunch. Most the yaoi gang turned out to be trans Mascs and the Yuri girls are mainly lesbians so we friends now. Does anyone else have this experience?
I went to this party a long time ago where this group of trust fund kids "filmakers" were paying people assloads of money the whole night to do gross/painful shit. It was back when Jackass/bumfights was really popular and these guys were paying random people at the party to beat each other up, injure themselves, flash tits, fuck on the filthy floor of this frat house basement, they even got some guy to put a floor sander on his dick although lucky for him it didn't do much.
Anyways, one of our friends had brought his homeschooled looking cousin with him and this kid was not dealing well with everything that was going on around him. The whole night he was just like "oh my god I can't believe this! This is so wrong!" and he'd storm out of the room looking like he was going to cry. Then he'd come back 5 minutes later and watch some more lol.
Near the end of the night, one of the money guys was like "who wants to get pissed on?!" and the homeschool cousin ecstatically jumps up and runs to the front of the crowd going "me me me!" I looked over at my friend and he had the most massive :wtf: look on his face. Cousin proceeds to lay on the floor and some chick squats over his head and pisses straight into his mouth, meanwhile 2 dudes are standing on each side of him with their dicks out just pissing all over him. After it's over he hops up with a massive piss eating grin on his face, giggling and looking like he had just won the superbowl. He was just covered head to toe in piss and I've never seen someone so happy. I don't remember exactly what he said afterwards but it was something along the lines of "haha that was funny. I don't mind haha. just jokes!" and then he ran off and jumped in the pool.
Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
"wow this fic made me cum like 2 times amazing work! keep writing! youre an inspiration"
It's been 10 months and I still don't know how to feel about this one... it's so specific yet awfully nice with the compliments?
It was on a fic about Tucker Carlson getting topped by the brown m&m so idk is it fully "out of place".
Well, I'm out here at a great distance, & from what you describe & I do believe you... it shouldn't be happening, yet in millions of posts I don't think I've ever seen this. :)
Step 1, gay asian.
This is fucking hilarious and in no way real. Fucking great read 😂
imagine living in gensokyo and ekeing out a living as a farmer in the human village except you’re just outside in the middle of the afternoon and see a fairy made from the american flag that was planted on the moon just kind of t-posing over the horizon like some kind of unknowable trash goblin
When I was young, teens and twenties, adult bookstores and a local park was good for anonymous blow jobs. I managed to slip into a bookstore at 15 and a middle-aged guy blew me in a booth. He met me outside after and said he had a daughter my age and wanted to set me up with her.
*chuckling casually as if to say "there's nobody better at handling a big project and slamming every bit if it into 1 legendary video, and not leave us with cliffhangers and 24hrs+ of time tp watch other stuff and not really worry about it anymore. It turns into a "if I get around to watching it then that's cool but I've got all the hours left in the day to make sure things are handled or not handled depending on what I'm told and It just hits different to get it all wrapped up like a sophomore in highschool who took Std Education classes in freshman year and was forced to see pics of what mens and women's "unfortunate situations" looked like after having sex for the first time and told which STD caused the pictured Man or woman junk that was just shown and told that it's incurable and makes you never able to use your penis again if you ever mess around and let it touch skin to skin with you're girlfriend.
Vintage, finely aged, and authentic cringe. Passionate cringe. They maybe thought they were cool or better but were enjoying themselves.
Not like this new cringe. The lowest common denominator, sub-80 IQ swill on TikTok and Vine. There's no soul in new cringe.
Credit the artist?
If you really want to support an artist just steal their work, create a controversy, and watch their follower count absolutely skyrocket
First r18 art for an anime waifu is like the breaking of a bottle of champagne during ship christening
レイプするなら処女に限るね。
非処女はレイプすると貞操よりも命の心配するからサッパリ萌えない。
その点処女はとにかく貞操の危機感が丸出しでマジ萌える。
処女にレイプでトラウマを与える。 これってある意味芸術。
処女をレイプする時「いただきま〜す」って言う。
「どうぞおあがりなさい」って言ってくれるまで殴る。殴りつづける。
言ってから挿入して精神的には和姦にしてやる。
女にやがて彼氏ができたり家庭を持って子供ができたりした時、
日常生活で食事のたびにレイプでの処女喪失を思い出す。 間違いなく芸術。
挿入後には歌を聞かせてやろう。
クリスマスソングやバースディソングを唄いながらのレイプなんてもう最高。
毎年そのシーズンに処女のままレイプされた事を思い出す。
町中がネオンで輝けば破瓜の痛みが心をチクリ。 これぞ芸術。
Plenty of fanservice no woke bs none of girls are better than boys just straight up hot an attractive girls shooting each other with water good game decent story great replay value for farming many things.
Still waiting on a source that the Sun is a star
We are two girl who know that Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev is innocent! We will always support him! Stay strong Jahar! We believe in you! #FreeJahar
2003: I go into a store to find a game,
2023: I go into a game to find a store.
Sad but wormless...
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
O M G ! Is that gigantic cock even real ? That's just so totally unfair .... 13 inches! 13 ! That's 33 centimeters! And it's freaking hard like baseball bat too! Talk about penis envy ! I'm so full envy right now ... Yes, this is really humiliating ... Can't help looking down and feel kind of depressed at the site of my floppy dick lying there all soft and frail. To have something like that must give you so much confidence and stamina! ... Imagine not having all those constant beta performance issues and fears like "Please, please, I hope I can get it up this time" and the dread of very early premature ejaculation like the last time before I even got hard. Penis Humiliation this is ... my dick even shrunk and got more limpy typing this.
YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?
Every time I hear porn addicts trying to justify their addiction the message is, “Oh it helps me to relax.” Take the online account of a single dad whose six year old son wanted to share his bed in the night after a scary movie, but the dad would refuse so that he could have his session and edge for hours.
There's actually a male drow whore in game you can have sex with and he gets super excited if you suggest super vanilla sex in the missionary position. He explains that all the women he's with are rough and abusive so to him, so that's boring and normal vanilla sex is kinky.
Actual conversation I had with a Japanese friend about this:
"Maybe I should contact a Buddhist temple somewhere in America and mail it to them."
"Why are you trying to do this the Japanese way? Don't Americans have ways of dealing with these things?"
"No."
"What do you guys do with cursed things then?"
"Idk give them to Goodwill?"
I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.
my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts
LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.
it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)
I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.
he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend
I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom
Why would anyone want a feature that hides the truth from you???
“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
i am a child of amber. i am a neolithic farmer whose ancestors slew millions of steppe gypsies. you are a rape baby. don't ever fucking call me a mutt again you gypsic norwooding swamp chimp
オナラは誰だってするわ。
アイドルだけでなく、総理大臣や政治家だって人間という生き物だ。
生き物がオナラをするのは当たり前だろ。
You couldn't possibly comprehend how many Youmu pictures i have.
People used to have larger communities to lean upon in such cases, but increasingly they have none outside their immediate family and the schooling/counseling systems are filled with women. It is very easy for young fatherless men to go adrift and get captured in a YouTube grifter's wide net, or even worse decide to pursue the hobby of video game development.
Odd's are I will not like you & by default will hate you until i'm given a reason not to. I come here (plus many other places) simply to kill my faith in humanity when ever I feel it regaining or to help justify my hatred in people. Though I see most (if not all) of you as scum beneath my boots, I am no hypocrite. I will not treat you poorly unless provoked, in which case turn-about is fair play & you will learn the internet's harshest lesson.Don't troll the superior troll.
I don't understand why you all didn't refuse to play with Paladin/Warlock as soon as he mentioned Hitler. I would immediately have left the table as soon as the DM capitulated and allowed it. Honestly, even just allowing it and the rape and the pedophilia to happen would have been way more than enough for me to walk away and never play with DM again. I mean I guess I do get it though, you're all permissive and like your D&D "edgy". Cool beans, bro.
I love Hannah Stone so much she is the perfect woman, tall, foreign accent, tattoos, severely autistic.
You mechanical keyboard typing Vim using pieces of shit. You sit there with your map filter and reduce and think your FP gods. Give me a for loop and I'll hack that shit together in an hour. Whats a monad anyway? Noone can explain what they are. Lenses are nothing but glorified getters. Monad is just a cute name for flatMap and applictive functors are just fucking stupid. Why don't you pattern match my fist all over your faces?
>You go on IRC and you scan the channel list, and you say "Oh, I know what that group is about, because I see the channel label." And you go into the group, you will also almost invariably find that it's about sex talk as well. Not necessarily overt. But that is always in scope in human conversations, according to Bion. That is one basic pattern that groups can always devolve into, away from the sophisticated purpose and towards one of these basic purposes.
This actually happened to me the other day. I wandered into one of the linux mint channels on libera.chat the other day and found the conversation monopolized by some guy who would not shut about about perverted stuff, and how perverted he is, and how he is also an ABDL. Apparently he was some sort of persistent conversation monopolizer there who gets banned all the time.
> Why the fuck does the small anime girl have access to at least 12 artillery pieces
She is in the angel school student council. Hope that suffices as an explanation
Indoor Americans think a sexuality means you want to fuck at all hours of the day, because of the gooner indoor Americans have zero chill
It's very natural to need an emotional connection to want to bone. It's also natural to just want to bone. Behold; two genders
Ah yes... Just keep eating your bovine and porcine toppings. You dull slug. You actually enjoy yourself while eating an entire pizza to your self, don't you? I bet you order ranch, or, even worse, "marinara" "sauce", (even though it is already on the pizza. That is like ordering bread sticks. Bread is already in the pizza. Maybe request that the cook sprinkles some cheese and marinara on your breadsticks before putting it in the oven huh? You worm ), certainly don't try toppings like chicken, spinach, tomato, red pepper slices, oregano, onions, feta, with a white garlic sauce... You don't know anything about ordering pizza, in my opinion. And I know a lot about pizza. I was in the industry for a very long time... Maybe ask the guy making your pizza to put together his most artful pizza, and letting it be a glorious surprise. How many times could you have squeezed in ecstacy like those pigs you love to eat so much...
First I was in a generic modern city, which was being attacked by non-specific monsters, possibly something to do with a Matrix remake - Neo was there. In one shot he had two binoculars and when the camera went away and came back one was a gun.
Having evacuated the city, I was back home; my primary school playgroud to be precise. I did something I can’t remember which involved standing up for a black man’s rights, which got me kicked out of the community, and hence the community bomb shelter. Velociraptors then came, and a competition was held to see which outcast would be let in. The first question was “Find the magnitude of the vector (x, 50)”, to which people complained one couldn’t get a numeric answer to a question with variables. It was amended to “Find the magnitude of the vector (45, 50)”, which I managed to get to 5 * vector(9, 10), before the raptors started arriving and I ran to a thin space behind some lockers where I hoped they couldn’t reach. They did manage to surround me though, which is where the dream ended - I assume we all died soon after :/
This teaches me two things:
o) Standing up for people’s rights and hence going against the majority in an emergency situation can be more trouble than it’s worth
o) The magnitude of (45, 50) is 5*sqrt(181)
I have never seen this post before but this is indeed 10000% what Death Note is like and I’m not the even slightest bit joking. Just make the gay sex situation something else and it is near verbatim an exchange from the actual series.
OMG I LOVE to FEED these things to my chihuahuas. Then I LOVE to FEED my chihuahuas to the FIRE.
About a year into my new obsession with romance, I found myself up at 2:00 a.m. on a weeknight reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I rationalized it was a modern-day telling of Pride and Prejudice—right up until I got to the page on “butt plugs” and had a flash of insight that reading about sadomasochistic sex toys in the wee hours of the morning was wanted to be spending my time.
I just ate a delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger from the local McDonald's fast food restaurant staffed by black people. A black man made my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger. Your cat is black like the wonderful black man fast food workers who make my Bigmac hamburgers. Because of this association that has formed in my mind from seeing black man McDonald's fast food workers make my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburgers I like your cat because it is black and I like black people.