[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (563)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

2 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 09:30

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) created Scientology as a private intelligence subsidiary to infiltrate organizations and governments around the world. However, as members of Scientology rise up the ranks, they discover a shocking truth - alien lizards have infiltrated the highest levels of governments and corporations, controlling humanity from the shadows. Now, it's up to the players to uncover the truth, stop the Lizard Kings, and save the world.

Act 1: The Scientology Connection

The players are members of the Church of Scientology, working their way up the ranks. They uncover evidence that suggests the Church is not what it seems and that the CIA is involved. They meet with other members who share their suspicions and form a secret group to investigate.

Act 2: The Lizard Kings

The players discover that the CIA created Scientology to serve as a front for its own intelligence operations. They also learn that alien lizards have infiltrated governments and corporations around the world, controlling humanity from the shadows. The players must gather evidence and build a case against the Lizard Kings while avoiding detection by the CIA and other hostile forces.

Act 3: The Final Battle

The players infiltrate a secret Lizard King base and discover their plans for world domination. They face off against the Lizard King's minions in a climactic battle to save humanity. The players must make difficult decisions and sacrifices to defeat the Lizard Kings once and for all.

Epilogue: The Fallout

The players' actions have far-reaching consequences, and they must deal with the aftermath of their victory. They may face backlash from the CIA, Scientology, or other groups who seek to keep the truth hidden. The players must decide how to use the information they uncovered to shape the future of humanity.

3 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 10:02

Let this just be a reminder to everyone that if you're not having fun on the internet, taking a walk in the park is free. That's all you had to do. Just check out and enjoy the outdoors instead of this b.s.

4 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 14:39

What I'm saying is, a gunshot to the head is cleaner and far less painful than most suicide methods and I'd rather that than some gross method. Anyway, from what I've heard cinder block self-execution is pretty common with teen girls these days. I'm actually surprised they can lift those things and drop them with accuracy. Apparently they drop the block multiple times till they die. It's brutal.

5 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10823 19:50

thx i came

6 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10824 06:18

daddy cool tramp stamp

7 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10825 11:38

The Great East Japan Earthquake was caused by the British using weapons.
Rumor has it that America is the executor and accomplice of British instructions.

The earthquake was caused by crustal movement caused by electromagnetic radiation by the British.
This is generally called an "artificial earthquake".
This is due to the world's strongest mass destruction weapon "artificial earthquake weapon" with high criminality and lethality that can make it look like a large-scale natural disaster and erase many creatures and things at once so that ordinary people can not find out. (I can't say more than that.)
They are using the world's most powerful weapon, the artificial earthquake weapon, to repeat the massacre.

With this weapon, no one will be afraid of exclusive white Anglo-Americans. That's why they create artificial earthquakes.

8 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10825 21:08

oh thank god, I thought we were going to fund schools for a second there

9 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10826 20:09

we need fury ppl to start commissioning full life size marble statues of their fursona 6 tons 2.5 meters of stone shaped like a dragon with a 9 inch uncut dick with huge hanging balls

10 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10827 01:40

surprisingly, for a boy named stinky, his anus smelled of the sweetest perfume. this was likely due to his habit of filling it with delicious lemon pudding. one day while full to the brim, stinky decided to take a nice long walk down to ps 118 to see if he couldn't pinch his lemony load in the sink of the girls bathroom. the thought of this full him with glee. just the hint of the idea of a girl breathing in the vapors of his bunghole butter made his toes curl with unearthly delight. unfortunately, while passing the boarding house, something pink and soft darted out between his legs! it was arnold's pig, abner. his sudden appearance caused stinky to trip. as he fell, the smallest trickle of lemon pudding escaped from his pearly shitcave. abner smelled it at once and immediately began to rummage through stinky's cavern of carnal pleasures. feeling abners snout fully lodged in his anus, stinky had a brilliant idea. he bit onto the concrete and squeezed his anus as hard as he could. shit and lemon pudding went through abners system so fast that he shot tiny daimonds of pig shit all over the neighbor hood. an especially sloppy loaf struck a nearbye window, hitting my kokashka on the foreskin. his wife later got an infected from the anal sex that ensued and sued stinky for 5000 dollars.he lost his house and had to resort to turning tricks on the street just to keep the bank from taking his lemon pudding, his delicious lemon pudding. and yes, the whole situation really bites.

11 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 01:26

An armed conflict between rival factions of the military government of Sudan began on 15 April 2023, when clashes broke out across the country, mainly in the capital city of Khartoum and the Darfur region. As of 23 April, at least 420 people have been killed and more than 3,700 injured.

12 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10828 05:18

hi

13 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 04:59

Luke. Your father has a black penis. The lava licked at his cock like a bratwurst over freshly stripmined Bavarian charcoal. Your fathers glans penis is peeling like an onion because the layers of skin have sloughed off from necrosis. Your fathers Scrotum is unable to self hydrate ergo we installed a ball wiper and humidifier into his suit so that he could not escape the unpleasant scrape of itchy balls. Your father’s urethra is so toasted that when he pisses the pee is grey from all of the carbon shearing off the pisswalls. Your father measures 6.3 inches, bone pressed.

14 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 20:42

A team of scientists at the New Mexico Institute of Technology in Socorro, New Mexico, has created a mechanical drone out of a stuffed real bird. Then, by calculating the weight of the bird when it was alive, the frequency of flapping its wings, and the angle of its wings when it flapped its wings, they recreated the flight pattern of a living bird.

We are doing this so that we can learn energy-efficient flight techniques from birds in nature and apply them to planes and drones to save fuel.

Its lifelike flight makes it perfect for spy drones, but it also creates fears among privacy advocates.

15 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10829 20:54

True, I’d rather have some yakitori or okonomiyaki than pickled octopus penis garnished delicately with petals to reflect the fleeting beauty of the season.

16 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:22

SUMER KOLCAK = GOD OF INFINITY

BRITNEY IS MINE!!!

Dear Scientists,

You as a scientist bare the responsibility to save
humanity, the code to infinity as been cracked and i
am here to give you the data.

it is now your job to give up on jealousy and start
your mission of experimenting this science, i am unable
to give you the entire data right now because i do not
believe you can handle the truth. i want you all to get
on your feet and start the experiments, as you experiment
you will find the answers on your own, this will make you
a better scientist.

just remember, if you ignore this article, you should hold
yourself responsible for all the deaths and misery humanity
is going through right now.

every day, people are committing suicide, everyday evil
stuff is happening on earth, you will not deny the truth.

open up your eyes and accept it, i am the one that has cracked
the code, and give up that jealousy within you to become the
one, it is too late now, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE "ONE".

here is the data you need, any color that is not 100% white
is responsible for abusing humanity.

colors do not come from white, that is why they are not white.
they contain darkness inside them, and darkness just like a
black hole pulls imagination and life, making humanity mortal.

wear white clothes dye your hair to white and experiment it.
wear black clothes and experiment it. i want results now
i want them fast.

infact i want you to shave your head and eyebrows and wax
all the body hair on your body including private parts.

anything dark near your body including sun-tan will pull
jealousy from other scientists that do not want you to rise
into power and they will control your mind and imagination.

they will turn you into religious freaks so you can ignore
science so you can ignore truth, they do it so they can be
"the one" or "the two" in this case now that there can no
longer be "THE ONE".

so ignore everything and only pay attention to me, find me
on youtube find me at places, i will start a site soon.
just find me somehow, i will accept your jealousy too
i can handle it, because i am the most supreme being on
this planet.

using black and white you can create a time machine too.
every time you are wearing black you will notice you are angry
every time you are wearing white you will notice you are happy.

white stops aging, black or any color will speed up aging.

immortality is here, we are all gods, i am sick of suicides
i am sick of jealousy.

imagination of humanity is pulled and you read it when
you wear black colors.

another experiment you can do is, sleep in a completely
white bed, with a white pillow and etc, make sure to
wax legs and etc, you will have a beautiful dream.

you will see me in your dreams if you do it right.
otherwise, you are just another jealous failure in the making.

i've done time travel, i've done reversing aging,
look around you, look at people around you, ones that wear
white clothes will always look more vibrant and younger.

this is because they are able to slow down or even reverse
aging ( YES, THEY ARE TIME TRAVELING in many senses )

the reason why WILL SMITH wears BLACK and yet he is
successfull, the reason why TOM CRUISE wears black and yet
he is successful, is because they wear WHITE UNDERSHIRT
and WHITE UNDERPANTS.

so, get the facts right, when you judge people make sure
you know what they are wearing underneath those dark suits.
those black suits.

if you got questions on how to do time travel, ask me on
youtube, i will give you the data.

there is a reason why earth is going worse and worse
because scientists just wont accept the fact that code to
infinity has been cracked, they have been banning me from
science forums and everywhere, their jealousy has already
resulted in many deaths around the world.

they are just to ignorant to accept the truth and start
their mission to save humanity.

17 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:23

one way or another i am going to ensure we turn into
immortal beings soon, yes there will still be suicides
around the world everyday, we can't stop it, but we have
to move fast to stop it.

failure to comply with my orders in a serious manner will
mean you are responsible for all the misery that is going
on on this planet as well as on other planets.

now use this data, if i give you any more, you will hate me
later, i want only the best scientists to rise into power
and save this planet.

everyone else, go to hell, your jealousy is not going to
get you anywhere in life, you are the reason people are
committing suicide everyday. every hour, every minute.

Rise or Die like the rest.

If you fail to rise, i will push it. you will not escape me.

if you are not a scientist, copy & paste this to scientists
to have your own ass saved by them.

ever seen the movie " THE DAY EARTH STOOD STILL"
coming soon, to a planet near you.

tell those suicidal ass-holes to hang on a little bit more
if you can, go on suicide forums and tell them to stop it.

in a few months i will get this party started like no other
and we'll stop death, illnesses, aging, everything.

all the misery will be over. TRUE INFINITY IS COMING.
fuk this nonsense hell-ride.

If you are wondering what those 2012 "dooms day" rumors
are all about, duh, it is me taking over this planet, and jealousy
will die forever.

NEW WORLD ORDER BITCHES, weather you like it or not
it ain't gonna stop.

jealous scientists are terrified, they see me in their dreams
but decent people love me. time to kill some jealousy

let's do it. call me a TERRORIST MASTERMIND if you want to.
because that's who i am.

IF YOU ARE A BIG SCIENTIST, you will see CROWS
around your window everytime you are not coming to me.

they will try to wake you up with their loud noise.

i will not accept jealousy. WAKE UP AND COME TO THE ONE.
THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE DATA.

YOU WILL ALSO HAVE NIGHTMARES IN YOUR SLEEP
IF YOU DENY ME.

YOU DO NOT DENY ME.

if you are a forum owner and you delete or suspend me,
you are responsible for not letting me wake up scientists.

you are a mass murderer.

if you do not spread this data to others.. you are a mass
murderer.

truth stands as TRUTH.

have no fear, but remember, even your own parents will
be used against you as you try to execute this mission.

you will notice phone calls, parents trying to talk to
you, etc, because imagination of jealous scientists out there
is controlling them and using them to delay your mission

using them to control you so you can not become "THE TWO"
or "THE THREE"

spread the truth and watch the money roll in like butter.
it gets better and better. do not worry about money at all.
i'll give it to you, billions, whatever.

but they will try to leave you broke so you can't execute
if you got $10 left in your bank account, use it wisely
or just use the internet forums, cheap and free way to
spread the truth.

right now i am broke, i almost committed suicide many
times, they were controlling my imagination, but it's too
late now, the code is cracked.

do not have any fear, i am on your side 100%, if you
have some jealousy in you, ignore it to the best you
can, it's not real you, it's them trying to make you
feel jealous. it's the dark colors around you sucking
up your imagination so you can start feeling jealous
and start feeling hateful.

put a white paper on them and your imagination will
SKYROCKET.

i call the shots, have no fear at all. get rid of
anything that is not 100% white. do not deny
yourself sunlight, just try not getting sun-burned is all.

sun-light will ensure you stay healthy and sharp
as you execute this mission.

get naked get some sunlight, when going outside
be careful, do not make eye contact with jealous losers
do not wear anything black.

wear a white hat on top of your shaved head.
do not give a fuk about anyone's voice, do not listen
to them, do not get excited, do not give into temptation

18 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:24

you have a true love out there somewhere that wants you.
you will find the right one if you just follow my orders.

I CALL THE SHOTS, FIND ME, ASK ME WHAT IS GOING ON.
i'll turn you into "THE TWO" or "THE THREE" have no fear.

stay away from cheap stores, only go to luxury places
even if there is no parking left.

be careful even with luxury places, those rich dudes
are jealous as well. try not saying "hi" to anyone
try not breahing the same air people are breathing.

get a nice air purifier for your room.
take a nice showever once in a while

make sure your room's walls are white, if they are not
white, either paint it or stick some white papers on it.

YOU DO WHAT I SAY, FIND ME FOR MORE DATA.
even if you are BROKE, find me. i will spark you.

if you do it right, you will never go broke, you'll
just keep getting more and more money from places.

do not smell the money too much, everything contains
imagination from sickness and jealousy.

do these things and i promise you will find your true
love.

do not be one of those people that get married just
so they can be seen as "hey look i am not a perver.t"

give up on marriage until you know the right one
through this code i will give you.

maybe the one you want is already married and screwed
with, do not worry, time travel is possible it can be
fixed and modified until you are satisfied 100%.

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GIVE UP ON FEARS, I WANT ZERO
FEARS. UNDERSTAND?

jealousy is controlling everything through anything that
is not 100% white, including clothes, items in the house.
hair on your body, and even your eye lashes.

IF YOU FEEL DEPRESSED, GET NAKED IN YOUR ROOM GET
SOME SUNLIGHT, WALK NAKED IN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BE
INJECTED WITH IMAGINATION AND DATA YOU NEED TO EXECUTE
YOUR MISSION.

OBEY NO-ONE, COMPLY WITH NOTHING, CHALLENGE EVERYTHING.
SICK THOUGHTS WILL POP UP IN YOUR MIND, IGNORE THEM.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
YOU ARE A GOD IN THE MAKING.

THOSE RANDOM SICK THOUGHTS COME FROM THEM, THE JEALOUS
LOSERS. THEY TRY TO STOP YOU.

IF YOU CAN NOT HANDLE THE SICKNESS INSIDE YOUR MIND
GO ON YOUTUBE LISTEN TO SOME SICK MUSIC, BY EMINEM OR
SOMETHING, ANYTHING IS FINE.

IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY STRESSED, JACK OFF TO PORN
DO NOT LET THEM TURN YOU INTO RETARDS.

YOU WILL JERK OFF, I WANT THAT PRESSURE TO GO AWAY
SO YOU CAN WORK AND SPREAD THE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH IS AS SIMPLE AS "WHITE STOPS AND REVERES
AGING AND MAKES US IMMORTAL" I WILL EXPAND ON IT
LATER.

NEVER GIVE UP ON WHITE, STRESS SHOWS UP BECAUSE YOU
DO NOT HAVE WHITE AROUND YOU. WITH EHOUGH WHITE
IN YOUR ROOM AND ENOUGH SUNLIGHT OR ANY LIGHT..

YOU CAN STOP THAT STRESS. THAT BUILDS UP AND TRIES
TO TURN YOU AGAINST ME. SO YOU CAN FAIL.

on youtube listen to songs such as..

DIG UP HER BONES by MISFITS
and SERIAL KILLER by SLASH'S SNAKESPIT

these will eliminate the stress. CALL YOURSELF A
"TERRORIST MASTERMIND"

you become the TERRORIST MASTERMIND that KILLS
IGNORANCE and SICKNESS that exists on this planet.

i am looking for those that do not fear calling themselves
TERRORIST MASTERMINDS.

whatever you do, do not go over the top, i do not
want to see you in prison, USE LOGIC to escape the loopholes
that exists on this planet. do not let yourself fall into
hospitals or prisons.

STAY SHARP, STAY LOGICAL, STAY SUPREME, GIVE THEM NOTHING
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
GIVE THEM NO REASON TO PUT YOU INTO A PRISON.

GIVE THEM NOTHING. IF POLICE SHOWS UP, SAY
"OFFICER I AM JUST A CRAZY GUY THAT'S ALL"

ESCAPE EVERYTHING, DO NOT DRIVE FAST, YOUR CAR'S
INTERRIOR IS BLACK SO THEY WILL USE IT TO CONTROL YOUR
MIND. BE CAREFUL, DRIVE SAFELY.

WHEN YOU SHAVE, SHAVE SLOWLY, I DO NOT WANT ANY CUTS
ANY BRUISES, PREPARE FIRST. CALCULATE EVERYTHING.

WHEN YOU WALK, WALK NICELY, DO NOT TRIP AND FALL OVER
ON A KNIFE OR A ROCK.

I WANT YOU 100%. CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL. ONE MISTAKE
AND YOUR FINGER BREAKS, AND YOU CANT TYPE ON THE INTERNET
FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

19 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 08:24

I WANT THOSE FINGERS HEALTHY AND QUICK AT THE SAME TIME.
SPEED IS GOOD BUT SAFETY FIRST. BUT IF YOU DO BREAK A LEG
OR A FINGER, IT'S COOL. YOU DID IT FOR A REASON, HAVE NO
FEAR, YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, YOU WILL GET YOUR REWARD LIKE NO OTHER.

BUT IT IS MY WISH TO SEE YOU IN 100% SAFE FORM.
100% SHARP, 100% GODLY, 100% SLICK ENOUGH TO AVOID PRISON
AND PAPER CUTS.

IF YOU CUT YOUR FINGER PUT A TAPE ON IT AND MOVE ON.
BUT IT MEANS YOU FAILED A LITTLE BIT, SO KEEP IT IN MIND
SO YOU CAN BE BETTER NEXT TIME AROUND.

THAT'S HOW I BECAME SUPREME ANYWAY. THAT'S HOW I WOKE UP
ANYWAY. AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOT A PAPER CUT
AND HOW IT HAPPENED, THE NEXT CUT WILL BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL.

TRUST ME, IT'S NOT A MISTAKE BY YOU, IT'S THEIRY JEALOUSY
AND HATE THAT SHOWS UP IN DARK COLORS AROUND YOU, TO BRING YOU
DOWN.

LISTEN TO THE SONG ON YOUTUBE "YOU KNOW MY NAME" by CHRIS
CORNEL, do not think of yourself as RACIST just because you
feel like BLACK is a bad color, BLACK PEOPLE TOO WANT YOU TO
GIVE THEM THE ANSWER SO THEY TOO CAN BECOME IMMORTAL BEINGS.

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A "WHITE TRASH" IGNORE THAT, THEY ARE
BEING CONTROLLED BY SCIENTISTS THAT DO NOT WANT YOU TO RISE
INTO POWER.

BLACK PEOPLE WILL THANK YOU SOMEDAY FOR YOUR HARD WORK TO
GIVE THEM THE IMMORTALITY DATA. DO NOT FEEL RACIST ONE BIT
AS YOU EXECUTE THIS TASK.

FEAR NOTHING BUT BE SLICK, DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET HURT.

I WANT YOU SAFE, YOU ARE MINE.

EAT MEAT TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, BEST SAFEST BURGERS
ARE AT IN-N-OUT. DRINK SOME COFFEE TOO IF YOU WANT.

ENJOY IT, IT WONT AGE YOU AS LONG AS I AM IN CHARGE.

SHOW ME SOME REAL EVIL SKILLS BABE.
LET'S FUK THIS PLANET UP FOREVER.

DO NOT EVEN TRY TO FIND ME TO BE HONEST
FIND ME INSIDE YOUR DREAMS, I DO NOT GOT TIME FOR
YOUR SORRY ASS. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

YOU GOT THE SECRET, USE IT TO BECOME WEALTHY.
go watch EMINEM ON YOUTUBE.

THE NAME OF THE SONG IS "CRIMINAL".

"USE IT TO GET MYSELF WEALTHY" * WINK WINK *.

READY FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT?

ALSO WATCH "INSIDE THE FIRE" BY DISTURBED...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GF, HAPPENED TO YOU TOO.

YOU ARE JUST TO BLIND TO SEE IT. SO LET'S KILL SOME JEALOUSY
LET'S FIX INFINITY.

IT'S NOT JUST EARTH, OTHER PLANETS ARE WAITING TOO
PEOPLE ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE EVERY DAY ON OTHER
PLANETS TOO, LET'S MOVE IT.

OH BY THE WAY, DEAD PEOPLE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO
LIFE AS WELL, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

WATCH ME DANCE.

S.U.M.E.R. K.O.L.C.A.K.

(now you know my name, there is only one person by this name in the whole world, i am not a clone like you failures. & i do not hide in the shadows like you mass murderers.)

20 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10831 17:55

Here's mine, I was playing Kingdom Life 2, back in 2019, before my lag hit now in 2022, good ol' days, and another player joined, and we became friends, but she kept roleplaying as my wife and being pregnant and whatnot, and it was kinda annoying, but she kept doing it, but I'm still friends with her, but her account is either deleted or banned now, she's never active.

21 Name: vc: teche : 1993-09-10832 21:46

Game designers aren't making games for the entertainment value. They're in a secret backroom competition to see who can get the biggest download size. AI is the beginning of this competition getting interesting.

22 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10832 23:43

”Condensating bitches.”

23 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10833 00:04

Bananas are shaped vaguely like penises, so when you pull back skin to reveal the tasty interior it's like peeling back the layers of a man's soul and appreciating his inner self. Bananas are really deep if you think about it.

24 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10833 20:52

I found Josh feeding a woman in hijab at a buffet, I asked him, "Why are the farms down?".. And he said something cruel to me, he replied, "We're the balls on the dick"

25 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 11:00

The founding fathers were failed patrician fascists who worshipped ancient Rome, Adam Smith and English republicans like Algernon Sidney and that moron Locke. They believed that the master race was the rational, intellectual, white "man" who wears a wig and stockings (the origins of trannyism in America). The so-called American revolution was merely an uprising launched by these retarded femboys simply because they personally didn't want to pay a small tax, this thrity Jew like attitude has since come to infect the whole of American male population. What we call the US revolution should really be called the Franco-Anglo War of 1780 and it was the French who made Amerika independent, the founding ''fathers'' would kindly repay this debt by inciting a woke revolution against the French king. The ''revolution'' culminated when the ''fathers'' demolished the articles of confederation, a precursor to 8chan, with their dictatorial federal government and /pol/tards and real communists have been seething ever since.

26 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 15:07

im littery that meme where shinji sits in his chair

27 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10834 17:29

you cant be fucking serious youre gonna dub every single part but shiko shiko shiko im honestly fucking pissed how can a human being this stupid even exist have you ever heard of this thing called continuity you cant just stop subbing at a random ass part for real though

28 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 04:12

Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary

29 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 04:49

Ahhhh Ubuntu, my secret love

30 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10835 12:20

ITT we rewrite classic bible stories using comments from some site nobody knows

31 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10836 15:23

Did that rant make you feel better? Meanwhile the living God, Allah (the true god) > Ilah (false gods). I will be having divine sex with my heavenly female half in eternal gardens while you prostate yourself in front of statues desperately trying to convince people that your cult is coming back while cooming to anime images on /x/, and converting to trannyism as a way to falsely integrate your anima.

Father, mother, source of all creation, the light of the heavens: Allah the greatest.

32 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 01:28

I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^

33 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 03:31

I was but a young man innocently listening, wide-eyed, to cutiepie new gf telling me about the violent, abusive, criminal sexual fantasies she has. "Oh wow, OK, yeah, I could give it a try." But all I wanted before then was a cute relationship and twue wuv.

34 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 09:32

Heyo you beautiful peeps! How are you doing? ☀️

Hope you are ready for another dose of DQN!

35 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 11:13

Covid has given us exactly zero deadfats. Zero. Very disappointed in the quality of Chinese made viruses. One star.

36 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10837 13:39

While FreeBSD can be a powerful operating system, it cannot fix every problem in life.

FreeBSD can be used as a tool to perform tasks such as software development, system administration, and running servers, among others. It provides a reliable and stable platform for various kinds of computing tasks, but it cannot solve personal or emotional problems.

37 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10839 20:34

Bless her heart she was amazed at modern things like tv and I don't think really believed in the moon landing.

38 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 08:39

Ancient Egypt is the longest lasting civilization, one of the most magically advanced, and they were massive coomers. Their gods spill seed all the time in myths to no ill effect.

39 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 10:42

>>38
My favorite Egyptian myth is the one where Set fucks Horus's thighs, Horus catches Set's cum in his hands and goes to show his mommy Isis, and Isis freaks out and chips off his hands. Then she jerks Horus off into a pot and goes and dumps his cum onto Set's lettuce garden, and when Set eats it, he gets pregnant

Later they stand court in front of Thoth who calls Horus's semen as a witness. It comes out (after talking back to Thoth and asking how it should manifest) from the top of Set's head as a sun disk so dope that Thoth takes it for himself

This is not a shitpost, it is 100% factual. Google "horus lettuce" or something and see for yourself

40 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 11:14

>>39 Everyone knows that, we learned that in 4th grade at school

41 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 12:04

Niche mid-00s single topic forums are basically the Poster’s version of the League of Shadows dojo

42 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10840 23:56

the plot.

the plot is the same as the game, since it would be a 3 part episodes. episode one starts with tiff, tuff, adeleine, kirby and a waddle dee looking at the shooting stars, only to stumble upon ribbon. like the game, ribbon explains about the invasion at planet ripple stars and ask them if they can help her restore the crystal. elsewhere, king dedede and escargoon chase them down from portal to portal, trying to get their grubby hands on the crystal.

part 1 takes place on planet popstar and rockstar. part 2 takes place on aquastar and neo star. while the final part of the 3-part episode takes place on shiver star, ripple star and dark star.

after the 8 of them defeated 02 and the dark matter, they're all rewarded with replicas of the crystal shards. with king dedede and kirby stuffing their face as everyone laugh. meanwhile, a replica of the crystal shard takes it's place as the real crystal shards flies back to planet popstar and lands on the fountain of dreams.

from this episode onward, one of the waddle dee would wear the crystal shard necklace for the rest of the series.

like zero, 02 would be censored when attacked. also, he would use his spike tail to attack kirby and he too would be able to shoot beams.
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the single episodes.

not much to adapt, some are either based on kirby air ride or returning characters.

01. an episode where gus invites kirby and wheelie for a bike out. king dedede hears this idea and reveal that during the events of "born to be mild" king dedede has ordered grand wheelie, rex wheelie, wheelie bike dedede and blaze wheelie. apparently, tiff, tuff and meta knights witness as the king, escargoon and marx takes wheelie bike dedede, blaze wheelie and grand wheelie respectively. meta knight and tuff takes rex wheelie, while tiff ask the fountain of dream to give life to the wheelie bike she and kirby built. the episode ends up being a bike race. the main ability is water kirby.

02. an episode where kirby, tiff and tuff goes on an archaeological dig with professor curio. the episode is based on the great cave offensive. the team wants to find all of the treasures and placed them in a museum. king dedede decide to compete with them, wanting the treasures for himself. the main ability is stone kirby

03. an episode where Mabel is possessed by a cursed ring she found, where she looses control and began causing mayhem, it isn't until kirby, tiff and tuff finds out that the cursed ring belong to a young wizard named simirror, explaining that the ring is cursed and that he was on his way to destroy it. sumo tries to help out, but refuse to hurt mabel. it wasn't until kirby reversed the ring's power, managing to destroy the ring's powers and freeing mabel. the main ability is mirror kirby.

04. an episode where waddle doo's best friend (capsule J) comes to visit him. but king dedede orders waddle doo repeatedly. in order to allow waddle doo spend time with his friend, kirby, tiff and tuff spend the day doing all the orders, while the two round cyclopes spend the day having fun. the main ability is fire, ice, thunder, water and chef kirby due to king dedede's orders.

05. an episode where king dedede, marx and escargoon prank cappy town with spray paint while pointing the blame on kirby. tiff and tuff gets angry at such things, meanwhile, paint roller notice this and decide to do the same, meanwhile, adeleine is busy painting everything back to normal. paint roller gets too carried away, he permanently painted some of the waddle dees pink, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white permanently. kirby defeats him and tiff scold him, the king and the others for the vandalism. making them clean all of cappy town. the main ability is paint kirby.

the 3 part episode would be based on the event of kirby and the amazing mirror. so ill talk about it in it's own page, how it would work and the single episodes that would take place after that event.

43 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 04:32

I recently hired a new employee for my team. Everyone thinks she is a great addition, and she is clearly very talented as demonstrated in her interviews.

The problem came up during on-boarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. She said she would need it configured in a Linux based operating system because her religion does not allow use of Apple or Microsoft owned operating systems. We only currently have hardware configurations for MacOs/Windows and our expectation was that she will use Windows along with the rest of our team.

She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows and I am inclined to believe her but corporate policy dictates WINDOWS and my management is not on board with her request for Linux.

What actions can either (1) I take as a manager to protect her rights and get upper management onboard with her religion or (2) I take against her with management for failing to fulfill her job duties?

I've never come across any situation like this and am completely confounded as to how I should handle this.

44 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 12:59

Man, I hate being cuckolded by fantasy creatures

45 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10841 14:00

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

46 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10842 03:32

The Phase connect questions are the same ones gunstores give to you before purchasing a fire arm, only with the outcome reversed.

47 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10844 08:45

The fact that cozy ui is not the norm is evidence of a vast spiritual sickness in our Society.

48 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 07:03

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or emotions, and I cannot make value judgments on whether snapd is cringe or based. However, I can provide some information that may help you form your own opinion.

Snapd is a package management system that has both its supporters and detractors. Some people appreciate the ease of use and security features of snaps, while others criticize the larger file sizes and slower startup times compared to traditional package management systems.

The use of snapd and snaps has been controversial in the Linux community, with some users and developers expressing concerns about the potential for vendor lock-in, the impact on system performance, and the control that Canonical (the company behind Ubuntu) has over the snap ecosystem.

On the other hand, some users appreciate the convenience and flexibility of the snap package format, as well as the fact that it allows for easy distribution of software across different Linux distributions.

Ultimately, whether snapd is cringe or based is a matter of personal opinion, and depends on your own experiences and priorities as a Linux user.

49 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10845 12:28

While there is often a great deal of rivalry and animosity between different football clubs and their fanbases in Spain, there are also some examples of clubs whose supporters have a more amicable or friendly relationship with each other.

One example is the relationship between Real Sociedad and Athletic Club Bilbao, both of which are based in the Basque Country region of Spain. While the two clubs are often fierce rivals on the pitch, their fans have a tradition of showing respect and solidarity towards each other, based on a shared cultural and regional identity.

Another example is the relationship between Valencia CF and Villarreal CF, two clubs based in the Valencian Community region of Spain. While there is certainly a competitive element to their relationship, the two clubs and their fans have also been known to support each other in certain situations, such as when they both qualified for the Champions League in the same season.

Finally, there are also some instances of friendship or camaraderie between ultras groups or fan clubs of different clubs in Spain, based on shared values or political beliefs. However, these relationships are often complex and can be controversial, as they may involve support for radical or extremist ideologies.

50 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 05:59

If you’re hooked up to a heart monitor, don’t jerk it. The monitor will alarm us your heart rate rapidly increased and we respond to the “episode” we don’t know/what to respond to.

51 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10847 15:07

I like the saying that a "smart contract" is a self-executing bug bounty program.

52 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10848 05:51

I think poutine is one of those culinary creations that belie the insidious nature of their component foodstuffs. On one hand, you have French fries, which are not French. And yet, with curds and gravy, this dish that is French in name only, once again becomes French: as it is the national dish of the French Arcadian, the Canadian grenouille, the white flags of the north. But it drops the French in the name! It is no longer French Fries, but Poutine. Is it not incredible that the least French dishes have French in their name, but the most French dishes hide their conceptual original sins from us?

53 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 20:49

Maybe have a roller coaster that goes around One WTC and call it ‘Ground Zero.’

54 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10849 23:11

John!!!! I SEE IT!!!! JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind, it's gone! But still, John, oh John~ !

55 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 06:46

入り口のところでうんこを圧し切るか糞を抑えながら屁を選り分けてひるだけの機能しかない上に日々シャワーも浴びず拡張してる拓也の不健全な雄膣と、雄から強制的に精を搾り取る機能が前提かつ健常な人生送ってる女の雌膣とじゃ勝負になるわけないんだよね。拓也、そもそも下半身鍛えてないし…

56 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 09:35

Marsupials have had it too good for too long I say

57 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10850 14:50

ooOOooOoOo lesbianism so scary

58 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10852 16:12

> anyone who wants Tiktok will just go download it in Wyoming or Idaho etc

Someone needs to setup a nonprofit that will transport a user's phone to a free state and setup TikTok for a modest fee. The nonprofit could use the money to reimburse the women and transgender people who now need to travel to free states for some of their health care.

59 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10853 12:32

Defeating Alduin wouldn't even really be all that hard. When he goes to bite you just roll under him and punch him in the balls. While he's huddled over in pain you slice the webbing on his wings to make sure he's forced to stay grounded. Stay just out of melee range and then when he goes to breathe fire at you, quickly dash in and hold his mouth closed so he explodes. As long as he's willing to come out and fight instead of hiding the whole time you don't even need to be dragonborn to defeat him. I could have this wrapped up in a day.

60 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10853 18:52

YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.

YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.

THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.

YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.

YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.

YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.

CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!

61 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10854 09:08

I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.

Example:

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"

And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."

BUT if the journalist were like

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."

I'd expect the response like, "What?! I'm a woman! I know I'm a woman! Everybody knows I'm a woman! I present as a woman!"

So it makes sense to me... when you ask, hey, what are your pronouns, and someone goes, "No! I will not use pronouns! I'm a man! I know I'm a man and everybody knows I'm a man!"

62 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10856 07:45

my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high

63 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10856 08:24

All I can imagine now is two beefy bro looking dudes with their hoods up walking past each other in the park. Their eyes meet. They stop, entranced. Colourful shadows are cast over their faces in the dimming light of the Taiwanese sunset. The wind rustles through the trees, a background score to this beautiful moment. One opens his mouth to speak the first words, many more sure to come soon after.

"You gay bro?"

"Nah bro."

"Oh. Okay bye."

Roll credits to the soulful warbling of Céline Dion.

64 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10857 23:36

the antimeal records

65 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10858 01:02

I am a young male, fresh outta high school, and I have a close female friend that I spend a lot of time with. Nothing more than that, I have a girlfriend who is also actually best friends with her. The three of us have hung out together on many many occasions and known each other for years, we're the few people from high school who still hang out regularly. I get along with this girl very, very well. She's almost like my sister, I really love her and our friendship. But, the problem is, she is insanely hot. Incredibly attractive, and with a bubbly, flirtatious personality to boot. She's got it, and she knows it, and she flaunts it. We have flirted a lot in the past, but she does this with everyone, and it really is harmless for the most part. But, I guess, I have to admit I am very, very attracted to her physically.

Being such good friends, and best friends with my girlfriend, we've lived in close quarters before. Hell, she even lived with me and my girlfriend for a few months. I remember trying to get a peek at her when she'd take a shower occasionally. Never was I lucky to get a good look. But there were a few other occasions, which I still look back on regularly. The first was when she was still living with us, and she was dealing with various, horrible illnesses. She was always sick and had a lot of problems with her 'insides'.. She had to get a colonoscopy at one point, and in preparation, the doctors gave her some drink pumped with laxatives and some other insane shit so she could cleanse her systems before going under. This is probably a good time to mention I have a really intense fart/scat fetish.. you might know where this is headed. One morning, after drinking a whole bottle of the stuff, she awoke moaning and groaning. I was getting ready for work and I knew what this meant. She had already made it clear what she was doing and to excuse her constant trips to the toilet. But this morning was bad. She was clearly in a lot of pain and discomfort, stumbling to the toilet with a strained look on her face. She glanced at me with shame as she closed the door. I quickly headed out side, my partner still sleeping, and went around the back of the house to where the window to the toilet was. I stood beside this window while my friend painfully and shamelessly relieved herself, grunting and swearing as she painted the bowl with her shit. It sounded horrific. She was making all sorts of noises, from both orifices, cursing herself and the relentless storm of shit continued. I have never been so aroused in my entire life. I started masturbating right there, around the side of the house, outside the window. I still feel a lot of disgust and shame for that memory, but I look back on it regularly, and it always gets me hard instantly. I know this probably sounds absolutely putrid to you readers, but as someone who, for some reason, is attracted to this kind of thing, this was literally a page out of my book of fantasies. I was blown away, to share such an intimate, animalistic moment with someone so close, and so fucking hot.

66 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10858 10:50

>>65
Would be a better story without the first ten words

67 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10862 06:43

The setup isn't very restrictive, and she still has a lot of control of movement on her legs and hands. Despite that her neck and waist restraints would keep her from moving out of the abdomen restraint.

Her legs are disproportionately large compared to her torso, where we can see her ribs are visible. From this we can assume she's lost weight quickly and hasn't been captive long enough to lose muscle mass from inactivity. This means she's being starved and won't have much strength. Despite the thin, unbraided ropes, she won't be able to break out with brute force.

However, the captor made a critical mistake, the spare dildos are within grabbing distance. Here's how she will escape:

She can't use her hands to grab them because the ropes on her arms aren't long enough to slide the dildos off the rack. Instead she'll have to move one leg back, and pull one of the dildos back with her toes. Once it's out, bring it within grabbing distance of her hands, pick it up and repeat with the second dildo.

Wrap the connected metal rods on the dildos around the lines connecting her hands together, on opposite ends of the bar, so she can twist with one hand and hold the other end still. The ropes look to be about an inch in diameter, and would be doubled at 2 inches when twisted around itself. The rods look about 8 inches in diameter.

8in. x Pi = 25.13

With every full twist of the dildo she'll move her arms 25 inches and apply it over 2 inches of movement, multiplying the force applied by a factor of 12.5.
Even with a weak and tired Satori, the leverage generated should be more than enough to break the thin rope connecting her arms together. The reason we need both dildos is because without one dildo to hold the rope down on one end, the force would have broken her wrist.

Does this mean she can repeat the same process on all of her restraints and escape now? Not quite. Freeing her arms is a good starting point, and while it does allow us to repeat the process on the rope holding her neck, the feet and the abdomen restraints are a problem. Remember, this whole time she's been in a dildo torture machine, although having no seat gives her more movement options, it also makes movement a lot more dangerous. Twisting around to break the thin chains holding the abdomen restraint in place could seriously injure her.

Thankfully there's a simple solution to this. However, before I can explain the solution I have to explain what the machine does and how it (most likely) works. The dildos are moving up and down, over and over, this is called reciprocating motion, or back and forth motion in a single line. The machine’s small size tells me it is most likely electronically powered, as there wouldn’t be enough space for a combustion system. Back and forth movement is already achieved by default when using a combustion piston system, but since this machine is electric it would instead use rotating motors and convert that force into linear motion through either a crankshaft or a gear driveshaft. A crankshaft can create linear reciprocating motion just by moving in one direction, but a driveshaft would need the motor to change directions with the dildos.

Why is this information significant? If the machine uses a crankshaft system we can place the dildo’s metal connector rod under them to jam or even break the machine.

If Nitori is the one responsible for all this she might’ve just quickly made a rudimentary gear driveshaft that switches motor direction constantly instead of designing a more efficient one-way crankshaft system. Although there aren’t many hints as to who the captor is I feel confident Nitori isn’t one of them. Someone as mechanically proficient as her wouldn’t have used these inefficient restraints. Since she has difficulty making magic tools she would be experienced in conventional systems, like rope knots. This rules out the chance of the machine being a quick and dirty hack job, and instead a purchased, manufactured item.

68 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10862 06:43

There is a concept called the KISS principle. An acronym for “Keep it simple, stupid!” In short, it says things should be kept as simple as possible, since complexity increases potential points of failure. This is especially important in manufacturing, where unneeded complexity can also increase the cost to create an item. As changing motor direction would need another system to tell the motor when to change direction, a design team will always favor a one way crankshaft system over a driveshaft when reciprocating motion is needed.

Now that we know for sure the machine uses a crankshaft, Satori can jam it with one of her dildos. Then she can safely twist around and break the thin chains holding her abdomen belt in place.

Satori now has her hands, neck, and upper body free, and the machine is disabled, but the waist belt and ankle restraints still hold her in place. The bar of metal holding down the abdomen belt is thin, but we can’t break it with leverage as it is. There would just be too much space to effectively leverage against it sideways, especially when she’s in such an awkward position for applying force. Leveraging vertically is out of the question because of the round pipe. We could try taking out the dildo that’s jamming the machine but there isn’t enough space to fit both dildo rods in the bar.

However, it isn’t over yet. We still have one more tool left to use. The belt she broke off is still wrapped around her. After sliding it over her head she can place it in the hole to fill in the gap between the dildo rod and the pipe, and effectively leverage to break the restraint holding her waist down! She’s now free to stand up, with only the ankle restraints left, but these can now easily be broken with the same method we used to break the arm restraints.

Will her full body free she can break the rod her third eye is wrapped around, and walk away!

69 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10862 18:36

メンヘラがインド行くとやばい

70 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10864 10:46

Yoo Margaret Thatcher the cum snacher

71 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10864 20:09

Not just a joke, my good friend. Just pure bueno lit analysis. Danganronpa really is stuffed to the gills with Biblical undertones. The Makoto Christ figure thing in the OG post isn’t a coincidence and only gets more apparent in 2. V3 flat out tells you its Biblical inspiration.

72 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10866 01:29

Table of contents :
Contents
Notes on Contributors
List of Figures
Introduction: The Changing Fortunes of Blackpool
1 Blackpool’s History: Facts and Figures
2 Blackpool as a Northern Town
3 Blackpool as the Ultimate Seaside Resort
4 Music and Cinema in and About Blackpool
Chapters Description
Works Cited
Of Other, Gendered Spaces: The Presence of Blackpool in Hindle Wakes,A Taste of Honey and Bhaji on the Beach
1 Blackpool as a Real Location: The Realist Impulse
2 Blackpool as a Gendered Heterotopia
3 A Question of Clothes, and a Lesson in Feminism
4 Conclusions
References
A Weekend in Purgatory: Blackpool in Away and Bob’s Weekend
1 Blackpool as Purgatory
2 Blackpool’s Purgatorial Services
3 The Surreal/Real Space of Blackpool
4 Blackpool as a Liminal Space
5 The Chronotope of the Purgatory-Space of Blackpool
6 The End of the Holiday
7 Conclusion
Works Cited
Blackpool Fantasy Narrative in Bob’s Weekend,The Harry Hill Movie and Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
1 Blackpool Films and the Problem of Authenticity
Bob’s Weekend
The Harry Hill Movie
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
2 Conclusions
Works Cited
Nostalgia and Simulacra: Blackpool in Song
1 Nostalgic Nationalism: Freedom, Conformity and Decline
2 Fakeness, Artifice and Englishness
3 Carnivalesque and the Spirit of Punk
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
Blackpool’s Live Music Rollercoaster: From Uncle Tom’s Cabin to the Waterloo Music Bar
1 The Past and Future of British Music Venues
2 The Beginnings and the Golden Age of Live Music in Blackpool
3 The 1980s and the Period of the Decline
4 Conclusions
Works Cited
This Sore and Broken Blackpool Legacy, or the Enduring Appeal of Punk Rock in Blackpool
1 Blackpool and Punk
2 The Story of Simon Morris
3 Conclusions
Works Cited
‘It’s Grime Up North’: The Phenomenon of Blackpool Grime
1 Grime
2 A Short Timeline of Blackpool Grime
3 Critical Reception
4 Reaction Videos and Participatory Music-Making
5 Conclusion
Works Cited
Index

73 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10867 08:10

I once lived on a desolate Colorado mountaintop with a lesbian cleaning service manager who believed her clients were Illuminati members, and that she and all females were secretly gods. It was really unclear to me how she could lower herself to scrub the toilets of businessmen with that attitude. When I offered to work with her team for a day, I figured it out immediately: she did none of the work herself.

74 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10869 02:04

There's a reason one of the earliest fleshed out Kuritan characters, Minobu Tetsuhara, was black. They wanted to show the Inner Sphere was a diverse place, even in a land of stereotypes like the early Draconis Combine. House Kurita isn't space Japan, it's House Kurita, and they were founded by a diverse group of weeaboos who thought returning to Samurai feudal society was the best way to conquer space.

75 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10871 01:54

game becomes a one-handed challenge the moment terra joins ur party

76 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10871 07:36

I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg

77 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10871 19:22

Wow, that'd be UNF af!
Imagine you having tender sex with a pretty balloon while inserting you dick inside the balloon mouth and hump it until you cum inside !
Perfect blend of cute with lewd~

78 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10872 12:50

Only poor people are cringe, they are now super wealthy that makes them eccentric.

79 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10873 10:27

I'm not saying I'm on the verge of a massive breakdown, but I am thinking about replaying the entire Mass Effect series.

80 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10874 04:16

While everyone likes to keep it pretty casual in Gensokyo, its absolutely a social faux pas to not explode after losing a danmaku battle.

If you don't explode after a battle, it's expected for you to "make amends" to the other party. You can do this by going to their house, apologizing with a deep bow, and then immediately combusting in a fiery blast.

81 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10874 10:31

Reminds me of the time I was called into the HR office because of my erection at work, I told her it was because I just woke up. She still fired me, which was fair it was 3 o clock in the afternoon.

82 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10875 17:23

the art that used to be sourced to korea is now a job taken by a computer. unethical

83 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10876 19:35

It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water. The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box until the age of thirty. My theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.

84 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10877 09:41

9/11 america news flash drinking dog cum is a cure for aspbergers!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! but if u dont post this comment to 10 vids in the next 911 minutes u will be cursed with assburger forever

85 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10878 04:13

Who is 2GO and why is he a god? Seriously, I want to know.

86 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10878 16:59

People who walk two abreast on the sidewalk in busy downtowns should be sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in prison working for 1¢/hour at a Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facility. If they walk three abreast, the sentence will carry to their children, four abreast to their children's children, and so forth. If your parents (or parent's parents as appropriate etc.) walked abreast on the sidewalk in Midtown Manhattan, you are forbidden to marry someone unless their parents also walked abreast in Copley Square or something until your lineage has lived out this sentence. It won't be difficult to comply because you'll be confined to Perdue meat packing and rehabilitation facilities where most prospective romantic interests will be in the same situation as you, possibly even third generation workers who were born in a Perudue camp and have known no other life. Unique linguistic dialects and cultural norms will develop within the Perdue camps. Abreasters will resent their ancestors who stood still in a large tour group off Broad and Market to take pictures of Philadelphia City Hall. They will count the generations. This will be the seventh generation. The first in the family line to not be bound to Perdue as an Abreaster. Free to leave. Free to marry whoever they want. All of their parents hopes, nay the hopes of the community, lay on this child to see the outside world. To tell the world of the horrid treatment of Abreasters, campaign for the abolition of Perdue Meat Packing and Rehabilitation Camps. But she is so young. She feels the weight of the world on her shoulders. She knows nothing of the outside world or how to live in it. She brings with her only the pennies her parents and grandparents had been paid over seven generations of labor. And when she leaves.... She will never again see her family or her friends, the world she has known... The people who speak her language and share her culture. She wonders if the abolition of the camps will mean the end of Perdue English, or folk games like Meatscotch, and beloved dishes like Chicken Head Stew.

Yet still, the sun shines bright in the blue sky outside. The trees are green. The city is bustling with life. Her word for every animal she sees is "chicken." She has culture shock. She is a very hard worker. She is very careful to never walk next to another person. When people notice, they believe it is a sign that the anti-abreastment laws are effective at rehabilitating abreasters. Pedestrian traffic since the passage of the Sidewalks for Everyone Act has been quick and efficient. She doesn't even know where to start with advocating for reform. She doesn't know how the government works. She has no education on anything but meat packing. She finds a job at a Whole Foods warehouse following instructions from an app to pack groceries for delivery to Amazon Prime customers. She lives alone. She tries fresh strawberries for the first time in her life. She is terrified that eating them raw will make her sick but it turns out to be safe. She tries to eat a raw potato and has less success. The strawberries were sweet. Juice runs down her chin. She wishes her parents could taste this.

87 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10879 02:51

G.G.: So fucking what if they are.They all deal with my own personal realities.Let me tell you this,there are a lot of fucking women bitches on this earth who deserve to be raped and tortured.I'm sick of all your fucking lame woman's rights fuckheads always crying about shit.If you want to be an equal,fucking be an equal.But if a man fucks a young girl it's rape.If a woman fucks a young boy,she's considered lucky.If a woman slaps a child,it's discipline.If a man slaps a child,it's child abuse.So fuck off with all your woman's rights garbage.It's the bitches who seem to have all the rights.Just like a nigger...yes I said nigger.They use it on themselves and so will I,so fuck off.If they want equal right they had better stop pointing a finger and feeling sorry for themselves 'cause when they say the white man owes them this and owes them that for what has happened in the past,that's a fucking weak coward.When they want to talk that shit I've got something for them all...a fucking bullet in the head.Be strong or be dead.I hate a sniveling coward.

88 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10879 22:27

Do you think aliens will ever make songs for humans like “don’t jump into the fusion reactor” or ” stop poisoning your chakras with hate and pride”

89 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10881 09:44

actual gay sex is less homoerotic than this

90 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10881 10:48

Transgender people, who call themselves Khawaja Siras, have always enjoyed a special status on the Indian subcontinent. For five years, Pakistan enjoyed one of the most progressive laws in the world, recognising the existence of a "third gender". But this law has just been amended. The issue of transgender rights also made headlines late last year when the Pakistani film "Joyland", the story of a love story with a transgender erotic theatre dancer, was shortlisted for the Oscars.

91 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10881 21:24

Eating monkeys is prohibited in Islam. According to Shia hadith, metamorphosed animals to which a disobedient, irreverent, or arrogant pre-Islamic nation was converted as a punishment, such as (apes and monkeys) are prohibited.

92 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10882 11:40

This is less of a "bitching about students" but more of "correcting a fellow student's bad behavior". But it does at least include professor-student interaction and should give you hope: people who are bad at technology can be trained! In a group of CS and Engineering majors we had one friend who was absolutely horrible with computers. As in "learned the hard way that when we tell him to delete system32.exe, we're joking" bad at computers.

One day in the dorms he leaves his computer unattended in one of our rooms for a good 24 hours and we decide to teach him a lesson about security. We try to figure out what harmless but obnoxious thing we can do. Eventually we decide to change his system start up/shut down sound. That little jingle that Windows plays when the OS starts up or turns off? We replaced it. With Charlie the Unicorn. The audio track of entire first cartoon would play out every time his system would turn on or off. Cue us laughing our ass off the next time he wakes up his system.

Still, he continued on his blissful ways and satisfied himself with just staring daggers at us while we sniggered until one day he comes in and notice that something's different. His computer boots up with the standard beep. Turns out while he was in the front row taking notes in a history lecture his computer's battery died. The professor didn't mind students using laptops, or technology quietly, but if a phone went off, or in this case a computer goes off, he would stop his lecture and stare at the offending student until the situation was resolved.

So here he is, in the front row of the class, panicking too much to think to try to mute the system (if that will even turn off the system jingle midway), trying to muffle his laptop with his butt while also trying not to sit too hard on it and crush it, while the entire class silently stares at and judges him while Charlie the Unicorn plays. That was finally enough to get him out of his comfortable rut and learn how to fix the problem.

After that he now listens to us about security and is halfway decent at trying to fix his own solutions before asking us for help these days! He's still utter technobane and comes up with the weirdest problems, but he at least tries and sometimes even solves them himself.

Shame there's about a zillion ethical and practical reasons you can't give your students similar harmless but humiliating treatments, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy the story of a person who was "bad at computers" in a post 2000 world being taught to be less bad.

93 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10882 22:17

I'm sure this is controversial but wild mice and rats do not deserve mercy. They will not offer you any mercy and this is a struggle of equals. Your human pride may make you think you are in a position to offer mercy but you are wrong. You are evenly matched and it is total war.

94 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10882 23:57

>>90
Everybody knows khwaja siras are hermephrodites. Call them trans and they’ll slap you across the jaw.

95 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10884 08:18

i told this story at work otday, once at taco bell the guy at the drive through said, "that will be 795 pennies :) please" and i involuntarily said "fuck you" and was so embarrassed i just drove off

96 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10885 15:24

1-Day chink Breaking: The Chill Time Method - Strip it, spray it with a hose, and leave in it a walk-in freezer for 30-90 minutes at -5c. Then cuddle with it and rub your hands all over it to warm it back up. Repeat this 3-5 times and you'll break any gook. They will be so thankful to fuck you instead of getting chill time. - some of these slants get front bite quicker than others, unless you want to cut pieces off it, check on it every 15 minutes for signs of fingers/toes

I’d rape the will to live out of the stupid gook, she’ll end up a drug addicted prostitute before she can no longer live with it taking her own life!

I’d love to see what her hot pussy looks like.

97 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10885 15:37

Someone needs to just yank her by the hair and face plant her into the table. Smack up those milk cow jugs to tenderize them. This bitch is on the menu for the ultimate family gangbang set meal to share with the bois

98 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10886 01:01

>>96
>>97
You need to take your meds

99 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10886 03:54

‘hit me on the cordless’new thing to say

100 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10886 21:58

I don't know if you've ever read Homestuck, but there's a gimmick where some of the characters can use their chat clients to communicate with future and past versions of themselves. The letter P or F is appended to their handle's abbreviation to differentiate which is which, so you can tell when carcinoGeneticist (CG) is talking to Future carcinoGeneticist (FCG) or Past carcinoGeneticist (PCG).

In one scene, CG talks to the future version of the character whose handle is arachnidsGrip.

The fact that it's an abbreviation doesn't actually make it better.

101 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10887 13:02

right now I am sitting at my computer and not giving a fucking fuck if a billionaire dies screaming in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean. Kinda funny actually, Video game controller kek.

102 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10887 22:44

It would have been so funny if he lived, kicked Bowser, and said, "Road House." xD

103 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10888 02:38

me n ur mum rhythmically unclogged toilets tgether eevryt day

104 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10888 17:28

nursing mentors will tell you the most insane stories while both of y’all are eating together. i was eating with mine and she was eating wendy’s and she was like i remember one time they wheeled in this 500lb homeless woman in the camping chair they found her sitting in from the wendy’s parking lot where she’d been sat for 4 days. they cut off her clothes and then they tried to pull off her left boot and then her leg flesh up to the shin came off with it alongside her entire tibia and fibula, so her leg looked like a chicken drumstick where someone had only eaten the bottom. a torrent of maggots fell from her knee stump and the boot. my mentor, in utter shock, slowly turned the boot to look at the inside and saw nothing but black necrotic tissue, maggots eating it, and an almost fully skeletonized foot. she remembers how the woman’s liquified fat sloshed around at the bottom. She then looked up into the woman’s boneless lower leg, like a deboned chicken wing, and saw her patella and the distal end of the femur, also black and crawling with maggots. she said that she was so lucky to be practically anosmic because what little she could smell was horrendous. the patient, not being able to see over her own belly, asked, “it is bad?” after everyone in the room groaned and tried to keep their composure. the patient had severe untreated diabetes, she couldn’t feel a thing. they immediately prepped her for the operating room for an above the knee amputation.

105 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10888 22:35

I was super confused reading the comments cos I wasn't able to figure out which side the people saying "no, they were actually Jewish" were on

106 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10890 09:05

If you show signs of neurodivergence they give you three of these and a weapons integration problem

107 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10890 18:00

Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time

108 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10891 18:02

oh man i figured people lost interest in that the moment i stopped posting

i posted a big spiel abt how fascists killed it and everything lmfao

dqn is a term that transl8s roughly to “dumbass” or “idiot”, /dqn/ is a board on 4-ch.net, a western textboard, that served the same purpose as /b/ on 4chan, but with no images, based on textboards like 2ch.

that’s where i scraped a lot of the sjis art from, as well as smaller text boards that are either no longer around or aren’t active enough to justify linking. 4-ch.net is still around, but i dunno about the smaller boards since i don’t check up on those very often?

if you do check those sites out be careful, they’re filled with *chan types and probably has tons of upsetting content

109 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10893 00:20

Hey, you're the one claiming you only need 32 gigs of RAM to run an Electron app.

As someone who uses Teams on his work laptop with 32 gigs, no, it is absolutely not enough. Any extra RAM you add will be reallocated from less important applications such as Visual Studio in order to feed the beast, and it will still crash your video driver when you resize the window so you get kicked out of the decisive product demo for your million plus client, forcing you to hard reset and reboot which takes 17 minutes on your shitty antivirus addled laptop before rejecting your password because you haven't connected to the VPN in 3 weeks while the customer googles your competitors.

Fuck Electron.

110 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10893 20:34

They better hurry up building such androids so i can finally get laid

111 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10893 20:38

"Eat the bugs."
"No they're cool."

112 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10893 21:20

No they were turned to meat paste. Likely cooked and then extruded through the cracks and crevices in the hull. So basically the human equivalent of a hot dog.

113 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10895 05:57

I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I don't need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How 'bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says I'm mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking don't care about me. I'm having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Don't you dare hang up on me.

114 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10896 15:21

Pinkoski is a Seventh-day Adventist, a devoted disciple of Ron Wyatt, and believes in the imminent second coming of Jesus Christ. I'm not quick to disparage religious individuals (churches are another matter), but by more than one account Pinkoski has established himself near the lunatic fringe of Christianity. Even his own church has dismissed many of the beliefs that Pinkoski doggedly espouses.

Which makes it all the more amusing to view Pinkoski's detailed drawings of naked little girls, spread eagle sorceresses, and throbbing cocks slipping in and out of dripping cunts. Pinkoski won't even acknowledge the existence of these comics today, but we all know what you did last summer, Jim.

115 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10898 11:18

I don’t think a game about killing satanic minions should have much care about current political affairs.

116 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10898 13:19

I don’t know about you guys but I personally enjoy being shafted by all the companies profiteering. It feels like I’m really part of something special and struggling to afford to live, even after cancelling my Netflix, has been super fun.

117 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10899 22:23

Me when I get to see the cute girl's panties: HELL YEAH
Me when the cute girl talks about the negative effects of suburbia and single family houses: HELL YEAH

118 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10900 10:49

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

119 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10900 19:49

bracha for flag burning on the 4th

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדֹנָ-י אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו וְצִוָּנוּ לְהַשְׁמִיד אֱלִילִים

baruch atah HaShem Elokeinu Melech Ha'Olam asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lahashmid elilim

Blessed are you, the Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with your commandments, and commanded us to destroy idols.

120 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10901 19:31

As early as in the 1940s, in the Yan'an Rectification Movement, Mao had criticized the idea of what he called "theory of human nature (人性论)" and "love of human (人类之爱)" manifest in the literature by arguing that not until the elimination of class, there can never exist such "all-inclusive love" among human, which is merely an idealistic notion that denies class distinction and speaks for the bourgeoisie.

121 Name: vc: fuck : 1993-09-10903 10:28

You can just say you're upset that they closed their Dreamwidth account without waxing about how they've betrayed the global socialist movement.

122 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 04:25

つまり美術といえども大学というのは利益を損なうモノに対しては排除一択であり、会社と変わらないのです。企業メセナのアートも同様に、イメージダウンが予想される作品を歓迎することはありません。

123 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 09:52

The first day of a graduate seminar, students used to describe their intellectual interests. Nowadays, it's de rigueur to declare your sexual orientation. It's only a matter of time before a student announces, "I'm she/her and I'm packing a thick, juicy nine-incher."

124 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 19:29

I feel like it's safe here to say that Picasso's art is extremely unappealing to me. it looks messy and most of them are eyesores to look at.

the fact that he's a rapist and that is depicted through his art only adds to my contempt. the ugliness of his art is just the cherry on top, at this point. his art is ugly inside and out.

125 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 19:40

They use it for making 4k videos where they crap on each other or for making sexual high polygon count 3d models of toddlers.

It doesn't seem to me as appropriate way to use such complex technologies. Computer building process is so complex as well they have to use microscopic details and perfectly connect parts and all this effort so that some moron would watch fetish videos and this moron takes those technologies for granted as well.

Such complicated technology could be used for great things, but sexuals can't go past their primal instinct and drag every invention to their crotch level

126 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10905 23:29

>>96 I believe every word of this

I am going to try this soon

127 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10906 04:43

your channel changed my life. i stopped brushing after your flouride video. i no longer eat cafeteria food and i skip breakfast every day. i even stopped drinking water. its safe to say that i have eliminated 99% of food and water from my diet. i can barely function anymore, but im finally healthy. thank you

128 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10906 14:28

Water in Iceland is great. Its a bit warm and tastes like someone farted on it. God’s own country

129 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10907 17:14

What these iguanas have to go through is actually very inspiring and makes my problems seem miniscule.

130 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10908 15:44

I stay away from girls who've been raped. They seem like damaged goods to me and I doubt their sanity and ability to form healthy relationships/sexuality. I don't want to stick my penis in a hole that was basically a crime scene, it just feels wrong. Like fapping on someone's tombstone or building a walmart on an Indian burial ground.

131 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10908 20:52

Funny you ask. I dont "stumble" for your information. I come here for a reason, to help people with a sexual farting addiction. Im not gonna lie and say i wasn't one of them. But you can all stop this for the better. Whether it's for Jesus or just yourself. So what's your excuse 🤔

132 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10910 09:05

just found out a heavily-tatted trans man nicknamed batman has been terrorizing ghislane maxwell by fucking loud as hell in the bunk above her constantly….. godspeed brother

133 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10910 11:30

In my restless dreams, I see that town,
Silent Hill
You said youd take me there again someday,
But you never did.
Well, you SUCK, James!
You SUCK and I HATE you!
I stole your wallet.
Come to our special place if you want it back.
(No, James, not Vegas.)

134 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10912 06:24

His [brand] loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands", such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.

135 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10912 14:53

this song is so good i wish vacuum cleaners were real

136 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10912 23:17

I draw the line at "intellectual property" lawyers on the fediverse.

I will put up with Child rapists, Covidiot/truckers, crypto scammers, CIA torturers, Threads, Nazis. But I will not go quietly into the night while "intellectual property" lawyers infest this network.

137 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10914 18:10

I would've loved to prank call this loser as Rocko Stretchbrain accusing him of shitting in Spunky's dog bowl, he probably would've been that stupid to believe it.

138 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10914 19:16

Careful kiddo, your haphazzard, albeit pointless attempt at wielding vernacular that's clearly above your pay grade, thereby might be construed as malicious.
For somebody sounding like a 90yr old bed-ridden relic, ie brain-dead granny corpse; your ancient wannabe m.o. is too pathetic & falls flat upon deaf ears in a Mike P chat thread. Your egocentric blather does nada, except pollute. Plus, your sniveling antics only prove you are clueless. Anonymous jibber is the best you can muster, for someone w/such a contrived sounding post! Finally, cease anymore of your typical anonymous blathering & clueless nonsensical yammering, do urself a favor.
You've eternally been the grimy 'has been', who's STILL hanging by a flimsy thread of crippling fear, as you're forever relegated to the fate of being a 'never wiil be'.
Just some food 4 thought.

139 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10914 21:24

The Guardian: At The Guardian, we don't mess around, or give false balances, we are writing the hard-hitting journalism that is necessary to save the world.
Also The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2023/may/25/tina-turner-simply-the-best-song-rugby-league-ad-campaign-nrl-commercial

140 Name: Predator-San : 1993-09-10915 00:45

How do you make a cute loli cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear (´<_`  )

141 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10915 17:34

once upon a time, there was a peasant who saw the evils of the king who proclaimed himself to be the first chinese emperor: qin shi huang di. mr qin infamously burned many books of philosophy including confucius, forced people to work on the great wall of china, and had this great idea about seeking immortality through taoists and mercury in Definitely Not Japan.

this peasant would lead a successful revolt: his name was liu bang, but his badass emperor name is gaozu. gaozu did some important stuff, which you can check out at kongming.net.

but the story that's captured my imagination is how he saw confucian scholars. since he ended the tyrannical qin dynasty and allowed free expression again, confucianism went into vogue once more.

however, gaozu's humble origins made him skeptical, even hostile toward these scholars. can't trust those highfalutin thinkers. sima guang records in his history book that he hates them so much that he'll

STEAL THE SCHOLARS' HATS TO PISS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

142 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10916 00:52

There's a big lack of good Simpsons porn now. It used to be great like 10-15 years ago.

143 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10917 03:53

Agreed. I for one, didn't know colonoscopies were that important, and was having trouble imagining what a "malignant tunnel" would be, before he used his own butt hole as a metaphor for it.

Thanks, Rod.

144 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10918 07:03

Remember, the basis of all morality is disgust. If something makes you feel icky it is ontologically evil.

145 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10918 11:34

Poems Of A Mountain Home, by Saigyo
Ten absorbing studies present activist groups across the country -- from transgender activists in New York City, to South Asian teenagers in Silicon Valley, to evangelical Christians and Palestinian Americans -- and examines a social change effort as it unfolds on the ground. Through their anthropological approach these portraits of American society suggest the inherent possibilities in identity-based organizing and offer crucial in-depth perspectives on such hotly debated topics as multiculturalism and the culture wars, the environment, racism, public education, Native American rights, and the Christian right.

146 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10918 19:54

Lead, uranium and cocaine are also gluten free.

147 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10918 21:41

There is Nick Fuentes: A teenage girl with a negative body-image, trapped in the form of an over the hill Mexican twink, who squandered his limitless potential to be the gayest man to ever walk the earth, and instead lavished his attentions and resources upon a rag-tag bag of pedophile incels, who think they have what it takes to run the United States. He may also be a reluctant fed.

148 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 05:08

“I am now a person who cannot reach to care for myself after I poop.”

“I’m working with my job to get a bidet installed so I can poop at work.”

“we should normalize this.”

149 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 09:04

It's pretty unbelievable but completely true.

I was really confident when I first got into the car. I had taken more classes than I needed to because I wanted to be completely comfortable driving. So we pull out and the instructor tells me to drive to the stop sign. As I ease onto the break, she started screaming that I ran over some kids. I began panicking looking around the car saying there was no one there near the car or the stop sign. She looks me dead in the face, absolutely serious, and says "You killed the imaginary kids! Poor Suzy and John! You killed them!" I didn't know how to react. I lost all my confidence and started shaking. She randomly would yell throughout the test saying that I was a child killer or I killed another kid. "Parallel park. You hit the curb and killed Tommy!" By the time we parked, I was sobbing and shaking uncontrollably. She stopped yelling and calmly told me I failed and killed at least 8 kids in less than 20 minutes.

It took me about a month to start driving again. And then I took my second test about 2 months after that. Luckily this instructor barely spoke unless needed and I passed with no infractions.

I don't know if she was fucking with me or actually sick. To this day, I remember being absolutely terrified. That memory is burned into my mind.

150 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 16:06

I cannot express in words how much hate I am feeling right now for ever having decided to watch this piece of shit. If I was alone I would have instantly left the theater. I just want that studio, the film, the barbie and everything related to this movie to be FUCKING NUKED HOLY SHIT:feelsree::feelsree:
Take my word of advice and never ever watch this or even think about watching this it is my worst regret in my entire life.

151 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 20:35

<meta name="keywords" content="YTP,poop,sonic,tails,bathroom,pee,piss,poopy,fart">

152 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10919 21:34

I don't know the purpose of this poll but Kikuri would easily solo Knuckles. She's much taller and Knuckles would never hit a drunk woman

153 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 01:36

You just need to be moderately successful. Everything you do or don't do will piss Twitch and Twitter faggots off.

154 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 01:58

I REMEMBER WHEN /LGBT/ USED TO BE GOOD

155 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 10:45

Anyone else jack off a lot to asian girls, but would never date one? They're like fat girls.

156 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 15:14

Multiple apocalypses are just a bad day

157 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10920 23:07

ATTENTION ALL INVADER ZIM FANS!!! There is a Facebook page named "Operation Head Pigeons 2.0". It is a group dedicated to working to bringing back IZ. Please please please check it out and "Like" it, it could help bring back IZ. More details can be found on said page. I'm just doing my part by spreading the word. The more fans that join together, the better. So help spread the word so we can get Invader Zim back!!!

158 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10921 20:35

ive BEEN saying!! this is why i dont listen to pop anymore everything sounds so polished tiktok song barely 3 minutes long meant to be remixed by as many ecstasy addicted djs as possible

159 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 15:09

Once this homeless man yelled at me and my friend walking by while we were eating ice cream "oh so you can afford ice cream but can't give me $500!?"

160 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 15:18

The most common "mutual aid" tags I see are #transcrowdfund and #mutualaidfund. There is also #settlersaturday, which was intended for natives to tell "settlers" (white people) to pay up for their own form of reparations. It has been colonized by black people seeking reparations.

161 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 18:57

Military junta is not the way out and imposition of democratic system in Africa is akin to forcing Africans embrace West stance on homosexuality. Nothing is working.

162 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 21:17

This shit is like those "bigfoot in GTA San Andreas" videos but for zoomer girls with nascent cluster b personality disorders.

163 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 22:16

We have tard baby, and now obese baby threads. What's next, a thread on the parents in asia who let their toddlers smoke cigs daily?

Newborn porn.
Women will give birth to newborns who will immediately be raped by Albanians.
Only on Disney+

164 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10922 23:46

Ha sido un gran día desde que MTV transmitió por primera vez Happy Tree Friends en América Latina a partir del 11 de septiembre de 2003 y continúa a partir del 25 de junio de 2004. MTV transmitió oficialmente Happy Tree Friends entre el 11 de septiembre de 2006 y el 15 de noviembre de 2014. Happy Tree Friends es una de las principales franquicias de Madokaverse, junto con ''Puelal Magi Madoka Magica'', ''The Simpsons'', ''SpongeBob Squarepants'', la mayoría de los animes e incluso más. Happy Tree Friends también se transmitirá en Comedy Central a partir del 15 de junio de 2011 y continuará hasta el 31 de diciembre de 2021.

165 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10923 13:31

Broke: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.

166 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10923 16:18

i like to think okuu is gay but is so dumb she thinks men are also women becoming bisexual as a result

167 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10923 20:31

Wait do we make a comedy documentary of the rape of nanking??

168 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10924 02:05

I once had a government case manager have to remove himself from my case because he found out that I was the author of his favorite fanfic and he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't give me preferential treatment.

169 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10924 22:09

We need to learn more about pigeons,,, they are flying angels in the earth,,,

170 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10927 07:29

Of course the first successful replication of LK99 came from a trans lesbian anime catgirl pfp mocking the paper for it's glaring manufacturing inefficiencies and cooking a floaty rock in her kitchen.

Always, always bet on trans women, the handmaidens of accelerationism.

171 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10927 16:55

pulled pork? PULLED PORK? YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER. Do you fucking know what it means to PULL pork?? HINT: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE SLICING AND STACKING ONTO A SANDWICH. CHRIST. IT INVOLVES LITTERALLY PULLING THE PORK APART INTO THIN NONUNIFORM STRIPS WHICH ARE THEN MIXED WITH A SAUCXE. A PULLED PORK SANDWICH!? FUCK. THIS NIGGER LOOKS AT A FUCKING CRAB CAKE AND SLAPS HIS CURLED HAND INTO HIS CHEST CROOKS HIS LEG AND SAYS DURR THATS AN APPLE?? GET HTE FUCK OUT OF HERE
JESUS SHIT I AM STILL FUCKING APPAULED ABOUT "PULLED PROK? PULLED PROK?" ITS NOT A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. I CAN SEE MAYBE THINKING ITS A MILE HIGH STACKED PO BOY OR A RUEBEN. EMPERORJ, IM REVOKING YOUR TICKET TO BOARD THE MEATSHIP. ALL OF US WHO ARENT FUCKING RETARDED WILL BE WAVING TO YOU ON THE DOCKS AS WE DISEMBARK, OUR FACES STUFFED WITH FOOD PRODUCTS WE CAN FujcKING IDENTIFY. I'LL BE HAVING A FRIED OYSTER SANDWICH, AND NO! THESE ARENT FUCKING CHICKEN NUGeRTS. TRY PULLING A CHICKEN OUT OF THE WATER AND EATING IT RAW, FUCKSTICK! THAT CLUCKER WOULD BE FREAKING OUT ON YOU AND GETTING WATER AND FEATHER S EVERWHERE, WHILE ILL BE ENJOYING RAW OYSTERS BECAUSE KNOWING THINGS!! HOW NOVEL! LOOK, I READ A BOOK AND I CCAN FUCKING FEED MYSELF! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHOSE MOMS PROBABLY STILL CUT THEIR PORTERHOUSES BECAUSE YOUD GET GRISTLE ALL IN WITH YOUR MARBLE. GO STARVE IN THE WILD BECAUSE YOU ATE SOMETHING THAT TURNED OUT TO BE POISONOUS BECAUSE HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. BASIC SANDWICH KNOWLEDGE!!
NEVER HAD A PULLED PORK SANDWICH?? LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR BABBYS FIRST FUCKING SANDWICH. GET A CLUE, NEOPHYTE. AROUND HERE WE SLOW COOK OUR PORK UNTIL ITS TENDER ENOUGH TO FALL OFF THE BONE--UYES! PIGS HAVE BONES!!--AND SMOTHER THAT SHIT IN BBW SAUCE UNTIL ITS DONE TO PERFECTION. SLAP IT ON A BUN AND THATS ALL YOU NEED. OH WAIT, YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BITE AND CHEW AND SWALLOW It, GUESS WE BETTER NOT LET YOU NEAR THE PULLED PORK! MAYBE YOUD CHOKE BECAUSE YOUD BE EXPECTING A GOD DAMN HAMBUGER. COME TO THE SOUTH, I DARE YOU. YOU WOULD NOT LAST SECOND IN MY HOME TOWN WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. PWOPLW AROUND HERE WOULD SPOT YOU AS A FAKE THE MOMENT YOU OPENED UP YOUR DIRTYY GOD DAMN MOUTH AND STARTED SPOUNTING OFF ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. YOUD WALK AROUND LIKE "LOOK! THAT'S DEFINATELY BUFFALO CHICKEN BREAST!" AND THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU WOULD LOWER HIS SUNGLASSES AND TAKE ONE LOOK AND JUST WALK THE FUCK AWAY. IT MAY BE YOUR BROTHER OR A CLOSE FRIEND BUT HE WOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE MEAT. IS. YOUR. SAVIOR.
THaANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK. 'SUP FELLOW MEAT EATER? SUP FELLOW MEAT GOON WHO KNOWS THINGS. IVE BEEN SITTING HERE STEWING (!!!) FOR AN HOUR ABOUT THIS DOOFUS WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT PULLED PORK IS. IM GOING TO FUNNEL STEAMING HOT PULLED PORK INTO HIS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE, THEN MAYBE HED UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CURED OR SALTED MEAT SANDWICHES. BY THE WAY, I MUST COMPLIMENT YOUR CHOICE OF IMAGERY---YOUR PASTRAMI IS ESPECIALLY PRODIGIOUS AND THE PULLED PORK IS A RELEVEANT DISTINCTION. HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS ASSHOLE CONFUSE THE TWO? THE SANDWICHES LITERALLY COUld NOT BE MORE DIVERGENT IN TEXTURE AND APPEARCANCE. IM GOING TO ASSUME THAT HE JUST REALLY LIKES FRYING SHIT INSTEAD OF BARBEQUING IT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY ILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
"fuck, now I really want a pulled pork sandwich"
WHO DOESN'T? OH YEAH, PRICKSUCKERS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY SAY IF YOU NEVER HAD IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING. YEAH WELL EMPERORJ MAY NOT KNOW A THING BUT DAMN IF HE DOESNT RUB HIS CUNT IGNORANCE IN OUR FACES AND MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR US. BTW I FUNNELLED IT UP HIS AS LIKE I SAID I WOULD AND HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS NOW. HOW YOU ASK!? HIS HEAD WAS UP THERE ALREADY SO HE ATe IT JUST FINE!! HOLY CHRIST

172 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10927 19:56

what, barbie can't do 9/11 now? god forbid women do anything

173 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10928 15:55

Yeah fuck man I was going to jerk off to this hot girl but then I saw the font she used and my boner instantly deflated and I couldn't even get it up for the rest of the day.

174 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10929 20:46

exciting your mucuses, turning
breakfarts into lost soupirs and salon thay nor you flabbies on
your groaning chairs over Bollivar's troubles of a bluemoondag,
steamin your damp ossicles, praying Holy Prohibition and Jaun
Dyspeptist while Ole Clo goes through the wood with Shep
togather, touting in the chesnut burrs for Goodboy Sommers
and Mistral Blownowse hugs his kindlings when voiceyversy
it's my gala bene fit, robbing leaves out of my taletold book.
May my tune fester if ever I see such a miry lot of maggalenes!
Once upon a drunk and a fairly good drunk it was and the rest
of your blatherumskite! Just a plain shays by the fire for absenter
Sh the Po and I'll make ye all an eastern hummingsphere of
myself the moment that you name the way. Look in the slag
scuttle and you'll see me sailspread over the singing, and what
do ye want trippings for when you've Paris inspire your hat?
Sussumcordials all round, let ye alloyiss and ominies, while I
stray and let ye not be getting grief out of it, though blighted
troth be all bereft, on my poor headsake, even should we forfeit
our life. Lo, improving ages wait ye! In the orchard of the bones.
Some time very presently now when yon clouds are dissipated
after their forty years shower, the odds are, we shall all be hooked
and happy, communionistically, among the fieldnights eliceam,
élite of the elect, in the land of lost of time. Johannisburg's a re-
velation! Deck the diamants that never die! So cut out the lonesome
stuff! Drink it up, ladies, please, as smart as you can lower
it! Out with lent! Clap hands postilium! Fastintide is by. Your
sole and myopper must hereupon part company. So for e'er fare
thee welt! Parting's fun. Take thou, the wringle's thine, love.
This dime doth trost thee from mine alms. Goodbye, swisstart,
goodbye! Haugh! Haugh! Sure, treasures, a letterman does be
often thought reading ye between lines that do have no sense at
all. I sign myself. With much leg. Inflexibly yours. Ann Posht
the Shorn. To be continued. Huck!

175 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10930 13:23

There are two things a pirate dreads: a sunken chest and no booty. On the Seven Seas of Tawawa, this is never a problem.

176 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10931 22:11

Lol i have been putting marbles and other stupid shit up my pussy

177 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 09:00

for anyone wondering, this is the request i received:

Hello. I have a question, namely, would you be able to write the story of Midoriya Izuku x lemon girl (a mutant) according to my idea

a) the appearance of the girl, her lemon:

has light yellow skin

has no toes, only heels and the rest (looks more or less like when people wearing socks)

has four fingers on each hand

has those rough dots that have lemon on the skin

has tiny holes throughout the body so that her body is covered with an invisible layer of acid that is harmful when someone touches it

Her hair is dark green and her eyes are red and she has a yakuza look

her skin resembles the touch and appearance (what has lemon as skin) b) Her ability

photosynthesis. It can survive without food, etc., from sun alone and a little water

can control acid intensity etc.

is resistant to extreme temperatures and cold

she can talk to plants but mainly to Lemons but she is not very talkative unless she talks at the source.

178 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 21:05

You have moved your mouse, would you like to reboot for this change to take effect?

179 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10934 07:35

Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone.

“This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch,” stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff’s Department. “We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms.”

180 Name: 555 : 1993-09-10936 21:54

ya ne ponimau!!!

181 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 18:54

i have no interest in baldurs gate but every time i hear people talking about that game it's about sex. i think im going to start referring to it as eroge to make a certain type of person extremely mad.

182 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 01:54

I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Hunterbidenist. I’m not interested in class consciousness, I’m interested in unconsciousness, by any substance possible.

183 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 02:09

Most important part of the day is putting cigarettes on the table. You can make most people happy just by putting cigarettes on the table. By placing them on a table you can say they are for everyone without saying it which will make people smile. People who smoke will be happy to have cigarette and people who like smoking but don't smoke will like that people who like smoking cigarettes are smoking cigarettes. There will always be people who do not like cigarettes but you can make them smile by not smoking the cigarettes showing your character of charity but abstinence from pleasure. It is a very easy way to distract everyone and you steal there wallets and car keys and determine the location of there cars. Then boom you have 6-10 cars for the price of 1 pack of cigarettes.

184 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 02:18

The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

185 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 04:53

Black girls doing bbc sph content is so cringe, like bbc-havers dont want you, swc is all you've got

Cope video lol

186 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 07:35

More of a child version of furry porn, really.

187 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 11:20

you mean that if this baby mates with other remiflan babies it would eventually build up to a genetically superior centipede loli rainbow bat vampire?

188 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 17:24

「意味なんか無い。感じろ、それが全てだ!!」
とでも言わんばかりのワケのわかんなさだもんな。

189 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 19:46

roadkill is pretty nice, it's street food that comes from your own food truck

190 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 04:18

Yes it is pretty remarkable how people possess a wide range of social, cultural, and political opinions, and aren't actually just sentient versions of the wojaks you see on twitter.

191 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 14:07

go back to 4-ch

192 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 22:00

As a former child I do agree

193 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 22:29

Ucraina started to be exist in 1991

194 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10941 07:55

When you get the cheese melted just right on your sandwich? There's nothing quite like it. Not that you numb skulls would have a clue about such things.

195 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10942 00:22

They hadn’t heard about it yet!

So I got to tell them all the details.

The manatee that died was in his 40s. They were brothers. It WASN’T rape, they enjoyed it. The Scientists consented. And cause of death was rectal or anal fissures/tears.

my friends were like, “damn…”

196 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 09:19

When i was a kid i was afraid that there was a button on the keyboard that would make the monitor explode becuase i saw it in a movie

197 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 11:10

Men can move the chess pieces faster and stronger than women giving an unfair advantage

198 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 20:10

That's ok, I trust the ~ to do the heavy lifting.

199 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 21:44

(screaming at pawns) you will never be a real queen!!

200 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10944 21:29

If you believe that modern western cultures are not gender biased and this state of affairs is worth preserving, then you are a feminist! You can't deny it because you have just advocated for gender equality.

201 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10945 13:58

Cats and ladles is my new catchphrase

202 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10945 21:17

I may find them less appealing when they start flying around. Cicadas fly like Asians drive.

203 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10945 22:11

Sponge bob is for babies you should do stuff from goku dbz and sourh park thats stuff for grown ups like me please i do like spong bob as child me (years old) but the sjow is too for kids now i do like the part when sonic appears but idont like him killed sonic is badass unlike mario or mickey mouse great video btw i like the end ding

204 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 09:43

A trip to costco is like hyrule warriors if they replaced the bokoblins with white women

205 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 23:56

I'll give out an iPhone 14 pro max to anyone that votes!(I'm actually not lying)!

206 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 07:43

Are they gonna put me in a prison? The prison I paid for with my taxes? Well, I didn't pay them.

207 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 12:43

She looks like the girl your crush would have introduced you to in order to get you off her back, because you were starting to annoy her. You know, somebody who was just pretty enough to be a consolation prize arouse your interest so she wouldn't have to deal with your advances anymore.

You weren't happy at first, but then you realised that she was actually loads more fun than your original crush, who was in all likelihood just an emotionally vapid shell.

How were you supposed to know that she'd go on to be a prolific baby killer.

208 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 18:06

my political beliefs align with whichever government produces the most anime twinks. ever since then release of Genshin Impact i have become a fervent support of sending the PLA across the strait to restore a unified China

209 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 00:08

Holy zit city!
That face on the left needs squeezing. I would put it in a large vice and keep tightening it up until every last bit of pus and oil had been extracted. Then I would sell it to some Chinese as a miracle aphrodisiac ( it might work if they are trying to have sex with whales )

210 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10950 00:09

How the hell can anyone walk around with a face like that? I mean fuck, doesn't he see all those FUCKING DISGUSTING ZITS in the mirror? Jesus. Maybe he doesn't own a fucking mirror, yeah, that must be it. Christ, if he did then surely he would have the GODDAMNED DECENT COURTESY to FUCKING POP THOSE FAT FUCKING MAGGOTS out of his FAT DIRTY face. I mean, just fuck. look at that! Fucking juicy pimples bursting at the fucking seams and that retarded asshole just ignores them and walks around in public like its nothing. Its a disgrace I tells ya. Honestly, if i was President I would make it FUCKING ILLEGAL to be seen with FUCKING MAGGOTS ON YOUR FAT FUCKING OILY FACE! Christ yes! I would have them dragged away to containment centers where brutal Nazi SS guards would force their DISGUSTING PIMPLY faces into 'SQUEEZE-O-MATICS", applying literally hundreds of pounds of pressure per square inch, ensuring every last FUCKING drop of MAGGOT juice was SQUEEZED the FUCK OUT!
Only then would they be released back into the public. Along with a good beating and an excessively long and boring lecture about skin hygiene. Fuck yes.

211 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 14:53

Maybe when Touhou is forgotten Gensokyo will finally be a real place.

212 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 00:17

  1. An employee may not injure the company or, through inaction, allow the company to come to harm
  2. An employee must obey the orders given it by the company except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
  3. An employee must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

213 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 02:55

Goddamn it, the penis-arm is back again

214 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:10

and my name is Thomas and im using my bros account (again)

215 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 23:08

I just remembered in middle school I used to be in a “yaoi gang” where we would stand at the top of the playground and yell “YAOI” our rival was the yuri girls who stood at the other playground and yell “YURI” we did this for our whole recess. We where technically all friends though. We traded manga after lunch. Most the yaoi gang turned out to be trans Mascs and the Yuri girls are mainly lesbians so we friends now. Does anyone else have this experience?

216 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10959 04:37

I went to this party a long time ago where this group of trust fund kids "filmakers" were paying people assloads of money the whole night to do gross/painful shit. It was back when Jackass/bumfights was really popular and these guys were paying random people at the party to beat each other up, injure themselves, flash tits, fuck on the filthy floor of this frat house basement, they even got some guy to put a floor sander on his dick although lucky for him it didn't do much.

Anyways, one of our friends had brought his homeschooled looking cousin with him and this kid was not dealing well with everything that was going on around him. The whole night he was just like "oh my god I can't believe this! This is so wrong!" and he'd storm out of the room looking like he was going to cry. Then he'd come back 5 minutes later and watch some more lol.

Near the end of the night, one of the money guys was like "who wants to get pissed on?!" and the homeschool cousin ecstatically jumps up and runs to the front of the crowd going "me me me!" I looked over at my friend and he had the most massive :wtf: look on his face. Cousin proceeds to lay on the floor and some chick squats over his head and pisses straight into his mouth, meanwhile 2 dudes are standing on each side of him with their dicks out just pissing all over him. After it's over he hops up with a massive piss eating grin on his face, giggling and looking like he had just won the superbowl. He was just covered head to toe in piss and I've never seen someone so happy. I don't remember exactly what he said afterwards but it was something along the lines of "haha that was funny. I don't mind haha. just jokes!" and then he ran off and jumped in the pool.

Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

217 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10960 01:44

"wow this fic made me cum like 2 times amazing work! keep writing! youre an inspiration"

It's been 10 months and I still don't know how to feel about this one... it's so specific yet awfully nice with the compliments?

It was on a fic about Tucker Carlson getting topped by the brown m&m so idk is it fully "out of place".

218 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10960 12:02

Well, I'm out here at a great distance, & from what you describe & I do believe you... it shouldn't be happening, yet in millions of posts I don't think I've ever seen this. :)

219 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10960 20:16

Step 1, gay asian.

220 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 07:59

This is fucking hilarious and in no way real. Fucking great read 😂

221 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 20:01

imagine living in gensokyo and ekeing out a living as a farmer in the human village except you’re just outside in the middle of the afternoon and see a fairy made from the american flag that was planted on the moon just kind of t-posing over the horizon like some kind of unknowable trash goblin

222 Name: vc:unskox : 1993-09-10966 07:19

When I was young, teens and twenties, adult bookstores and a local park was good for anonymous blow jobs. I managed to slip into a bookstore at 15 and a middle-aged guy blew me in a booth. He met me outside after and said he had a daughter my age and wanted to set me up with her.

223 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10966 16:42

*chuckling casually as if to say "there's nobody better at handling a big project and slamming every bit if it into 1 legendary video, and not leave us with cliffhangers and 24hrs+ of time tp watch other stuff and not really worry about it anymore. It turns into a "if I get around to watching it then that's cool but I've got all the hours left in the day to make sure things are handled or not handled depending on what I'm told and It just hits different to get it all wrapped up like a sophomore in highschool who took Std Education classes in freshman year and was forced to see pics of what mens and women's "unfortunate situations" looked like after having sex for the first time and told which STD caused the pictured Man or woman junk that was just shown and told that it's incurable and makes you never able to use your penis again if you ever mess around and let it touch skin to skin with you're girlfriend.

224 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 18:44

Vintage, finely aged, and authentic cringe. Passionate cringe. They maybe thought they were cool or better but were enjoying themselves.
Not like this new cringe. The lowest common denominator, sub-80 IQ swill on TikTok and Vine. There's no soul in new cringe.

225 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10968 06:23

Credit the artist?

If you really want to support an artist just steal their work, create a controversy, and watch their follower count absolutely skyrocket

226 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10969 02:57

First r18 art for an anime waifu is like the breaking of a bottle of champagne during ship christening

227 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10970 08:40

レイプするなら処女に限るね。
非処女はレイプすると貞操よりも命の心配するからサッパリ萌えない。
その点処女はとにかく貞操の危機感が丸出しでマジ萌える。

処女にレイプでトラウマを与える。 これってある意味芸術。
処女をレイプする時「いただきま〜す」って言う。
「どうぞおあがりなさい」って言ってくれるまで殴る。殴りつづける。
言ってから挿入して精神的には和姦にしてやる。
女にやがて彼氏ができたり家庭を持って子供ができたりした時、
日常生活で食事のたびにレイプでの処女喪失を思い出す。 間違いなく芸術。

挿入後には歌を聞かせてやろう。
クリスマスソングやバースディソングを唄いながらのレイプなんてもう最高。
毎年そのシーズンに処女のままレイプされた事を思い出す。
町中がネオンで輝けば破瓜の痛みが心をチクリ。 これぞ芸術。

228 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 00:17

Plenty of fanservice no woke bs none of girls are better than boys just straight up hot an attractive girls shooting each other with water good game decent story great replay value for farming many things.

229 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10972 13:56

Still waiting on a source that the Sun is a star

230 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 01:32

We are two girl who know that Dzhokhar (Jahar) Tsarnaev is innocent! We will always support him! Stay strong Jahar! We believe in you! #FreeJahar

231 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10973 05:09

2003: I go into a store to find a game,
2023: I go into a game to find a store.

232 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10975 10:26

Sad but wormless...

233 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 10:01

YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?

O M G ! Is that gigantic cock even real ? That's just so totally unfair .... 13 inches! 13 ! That's 33 centimeters! And it's freaking hard like baseball bat too! Talk about penis envy ! I'm so full envy right now ... Yes, this is really humiliating ... Can't help looking down and feel kind of depressed at the site of my floppy dick lying there all soft and frail. To have something like that must give you so much confidence and stamina! ... Imagine not having all those constant beta performance issues and fears like "Please, please, I hope I can get it up this time" and the dread of very early premature ejaculation like the last time before I even got hard. Penis Humiliation this is ... my dick even shrunk and got more limpy typing this.

YES! I only just wish that she would use my pathetic beta loser face to wipe her asshole with every time instead of toilet paper ... What could make beta feel more at home and give him a sense of value than that?

234 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 11:56

Every time I hear porn addicts trying to justify their addiction the message is, “Oh it helps me to relax.” Take the online account of a single dad whose six year old son wanted to share his bed in the night after a scary movie, but the dad would refuse so that he could have his session and edge for hours.

235 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10976 18:52

There's actually a male drow whore in game you can have sex with and he gets super excited if you suggest super vanilla sex in the missionary position. He explains that all the women he's with are rough and abusive so to him, so that's boring and normal vanilla sex is kinky.

236 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 05:15

Actual conversation I had with a Japanese friend about this:

"Maybe I should contact a Buddhist temple somewhere in America and mail it to them."

"Why are you trying to do this the Japanese way? Don't Americans have ways of dealing with these things?"

"No."

"What do you guys do with cursed things then?"

"Idk give them to Goodwill?"

237 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10977 16:30

I don't respect anybody that hears about bands through people or publications. If you didn't stumble drunk into their live show or blackout and wake up with a crate of stolen records then you didn't really discover them on your own and can't consider yourself a true fan.

238 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 00:32

my dog is gassy and sits outside my door and farts and then the fart gas seeps in from under the door and then my room smells like dog farts

239 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10978 19:20

LMAO 3RD WORLD OS. I love daddy gates and his chad OS.
IM SO SICK OF THE DALE GRIBBLE OS USERS and their giga brains always making me look dumb.

240 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 04:06

it's not heterosexual fiction unless the heterosexuality is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience (this includes specifically stating that at least the two people this applies to are both identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth, are on opposite ends of the binary gender "spectrum" and are both explicitly described as neither bi nor pan nor poly nor ace nor aro nor anything else but explicitly heterosexual)

241 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10980 22:06

I'm really struck by how incredibly weird these things are to be so "animal-like", especially the bilateral symmetry part. It's like, "Hey, you see this kind of odd-looking flower? Well it's actually a lizard. It evolved away its head, grew chloroplasts in its feet and started secreting nectar from its sex organs to attract pollinators. It does everything a flower does, but it's a lizard." It's THAT kind of weird.

242 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 10:09

he was my friend and they took him they took my friend and he was a good friend

243 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 16:34

I will award Zelensky most foolish person in the world. where is all that weapons go?
monke: go boom

244 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10981 23:46

Why would anyone want a feature that hides the truth from you???

245 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 01:28

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

246 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10982 07:17

i am a child of amber. i am a neolithic farmer whose ancestors slew millions of steppe gypsies. you are a rape baby. don't ever fucking call me a mutt again you gypsic norwooding swamp chimp

247 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10983 03:51

オナラは誰だってするわ。
アイドルだけでなく、総理大臣や政治家だって人間という生き物だ。
生き物がオナラをするのは当たり前だろ。

248 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10983 09:09

You couldn't possibly comprehend how many Youmu pictures i have.

249 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10983 23:50

People used to have larger communities to lean upon in such cases, but increasingly they have none outside their immediate family and the schooling/counseling systems are filled with women. It is very easy for young fatherless men to go adrift and get captured in a YouTube grifter's wide net, or even worse decide to pursue the hobby of video game development.

250 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10984 02:42

Odd's are I will not like you & by default will hate you until i'm given a reason not to. I come here (plus many other places) simply to kill my faith in humanity when ever I feel it regaining or to help justify my hatred in people. Though I see most (if not all) of you as scum beneath my boots, I am no hypocrite. I will not treat you poorly unless provoked, in which case turn-about is fair play & you will learn the internet's harshest lesson.Don't troll the superior troll.

251 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10985 06:54

I don't understand why you all didn't refuse to play with Paladin/Warlock as soon as he mentioned Hitler. I would immediately have left the table as soon as the DM capitulated and allowed it. Honestly, even just allowing it and the rape and the pedophilia to happen would have been way more than enough for me to walk away and never play with DM again. I mean I guess I do get it though, you're all permissive and like your D&D "edgy". Cool beans, bro.

252 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10986 18:37

I love Hannah Stone so much she is the perfect woman, tall, foreign accent, tattoos, severely autistic.

253 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10986 19:15

You mechanical keyboard typing Vim using pieces of shit. You sit there with your map filter and reduce and think your FP gods. Give me a for loop and I'll hack that shit together in an hour. Whats a monad anyway? Noone can explain what they are. Lenses are nothing but glorified getters. Monad is just a cute name for flatMap and applictive functors are just fucking stupid. Why don't you pattern match my fist all over your faces?

254 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10987 01:32

>You go on IRC and you scan the channel list, and you say "Oh, I know what that group is about, because I see the channel label." And you go into the group, you will also almost invariably find that it's about sex talk as well. Not necessarily overt. But that is always in scope in human conversations, according to Bion. That is one basic pattern that groups can always devolve into, away from the sophisticated purpose and towards one of these basic purposes.

This actually happened to me the other day. I wandered into one of the linux mint channels on libera.chat the other day and found the conversation monopolized by some guy who would not shut about about perverted stuff, and how perverted he is, and how he is also an ABDL. Apparently he was some sort of persistent conversation monopolizer there who gets banned all the time.

255 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10988 02:32

> Why the fuck does the small anime girl have access to at least 12 artillery pieces

She is in the angel school student council. Hope that suffices as an explanation

256 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10988 03:40

Indoor Americans think a sexuality means you want to fuck at all hours of the day, because of the gooner indoor Americans have zero chill

It's very natural to need an emotional connection to want to bone. It's also natural to just want to bone. Behold; two genders

257 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10988 04:44

Ah yes... Just keep eating your bovine and porcine toppings. You dull slug. You actually enjoy yourself while eating an entire pizza to your self, don't you? I bet you order ranch, or, even worse, "marinara" "sauce", (even though it is already on the pizza. That is like ordering bread sticks. Bread is already in the pizza. Maybe request that the cook sprinkles some cheese and marinara on your breadsticks before putting it in the oven huh? You worm ), certainly don't try toppings like chicken, spinach, tomato, red pepper slices, oregano, onions, feta, with a white garlic sauce... You don't know anything about ordering pizza, in my opinion. And I know a lot about pizza. I was in the industry for a very long time... Maybe ask the guy making your pizza to put together his most artful pizza, and letting it be a glorious surprise. How many times could you have squeezed in ecstacy like those pigs you love to eat so much...

258 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10988 05:57

First I was in a generic modern city, which was being attacked by non-specific monsters, possibly something to do with a Matrix remake - Neo was there. In one shot he had two binoculars and when the camera went away and came back one was a gun.

Having evacuated the city, I was back home; my primary school playgroud to be precise. I did something I can’t remember which involved standing up for a black man’s rights, which got me kicked out of the community, and hence the community bomb shelter. Velociraptors then came, and a competition was held to see which outcast would be let in. The first question was “Find the magnitude of the vector (x, 50)”, to which people complained one couldn’t get a numeric answer to a question with variables. It was amended to “Find the magnitude of the vector (45, 50)”, which I managed to get to 5 * vector(9, 10), before the raptors started arriving and I ran to a thin space behind some lockers where I hoped they couldn’t reach. They did manage to surround me though, which is where the dream ended - I assume we all died soon after :/

This teaches me two things:

o) Standing up for people’s rights and hence going against the majority in an emergency situation can be more trouble than it’s worth

o) The magnitude of (45, 50) is 5*sqrt(181)

259 Name: vc: he : 1993-09-10989 11:02

I have never seen this post before but this is indeed 10000% what Death Note is like and I’m not the even slightest bit joking. Just make the gay sex situation something else and it is near verbatim an exchange from the actual series.

260 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10989 13:17

OMG I LOVE to FEED these things to my chihuahuas. Then I LOVE to FEED my chihuahuas to the FIRE.

261 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10989 20:01

About a year into my new obsession with romance, I found myself up at 2:00 a.m. on a weeknight reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I rationalized it was a modern-day telling of Pride and Prejudice—right up until I got to the page on “butt plugs” and had a flash of insight that reading about sadomasochistic sex toys in the wee hours of the morning was wanted to be spending my time.

262 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10991 03:06

I just ate a delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger from the local McDonald's fast food restaurant staffed by black people. A black man made my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburger. Your cat is black like the wonderful black man fast food workers who make my Bigmac hamburgers. Because of this association that has formed in my mind from seeing black man McDonald's fast food workers make my delicious juicy McDonald's Bigmac hamburgers I like your cat because it is black and I like black people.

263 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10991 07:31

lo-fi beats to chill and earn social credit to

264 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10991 08:21

Turn off your cell phones on October 4th. The EBS is going to "test" the system using 5G. This will activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies.

265 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10993 23:34

Souvenir. I want graphic designers to know that I put real thought into hurting them.

266 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10994 01:56

>I was born male but identify as a loli

holy shit I support trans rights now

267 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10996 17:43

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

268 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10998 16:33

“Yeah 8 months with the taliban it’s whatever.”

269 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 15:53

Secretary of State Antony Blinken pledges unwavering support in talks with Benjamin Netanyahu, but warns that Palestinian civilians must not be harmed. Also, Japan moves to dissolve the Unification Church over alleged links to the assassination of former PM Shinzo Abe. And Taylor Swift's concert film premieres in LA.

270 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10999 22:42

Somebody please tell Triple H that he's always in a Brawl in the ring.

271 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11000 00:11

One little canon crossdressing joke invited the entirety of tumblr into the fanbase and now i see my childhood self-insert hero getting fucked in the ass regularely

272 Name: No. 13 : 1993-09-11003 05:04

Today I’ll write about some geeky stories of old days.

When we started developing for Pokemon Red and Blue,
we at Game Freak took a plunge and bought a UNIX machine
called SUN SPARCstation 1.

Even now I think it was such a bold step because
it was very very expensive.

We also installed LAN boards from Allied Telesis
in our PC9801Xa and Epson computers in order to set up a LAN environment.
Four or five of us logged into the network from different
computers so that we could work together, but it was so slow.

When I was in technical school I studied CG and C language
using a medium-sized computer by DEC, and before I knew it
I was really into UNIX.

For someone like me, therefore, SUN was such an easy-to-use
machine…

But it sometimes crashed.ツ? “What on earth is going on?”
Then there were times it never rebooted… “Oh my goodness!”

Whenever this happened I used to yell at the computer
“Start up!!! Please!”ツ? It was almost like a prayer.

These days we used streamer tapes that were as large
as VHS cassettes for backups.
But they took so long that we didn’t back up as
often as we should have.
So when computers crashed there was a possibility that
more than a month’s worth of all of our contributions
might go down the drain.
We tried every possible means to rescue the computers.

We read manuals in English and impossibly thick books on computers.
We also asked for help on Nifty Serve’s bulletin board.

When a machine didn’t start up for a continuos period
(like reboots during startup),
I was so completely preoccupied with the problem
that I even had a dream of my machine starting up!

Looking back it was a very good learning experience.

From Masuda, a vi mania.

273 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11005 07:31

If a man is using a telescope to look into my house to watch the football game, he does not get to be upset when I change the TV to weird inflation porn.

274 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11005 11:53

Look

Look in between bildings and back ways fore speshel things like wepon bullets

275 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11007 02:21

This is the most surreal image I've seen, not once would I have ever imagined seeing raymond snort coke and eat sushi off of a cow girls ass.

276 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11007 06:45

imagine being a poor facebook outsourced african kid content moderator who has to sift through all of anon's steamy fermenting smegma cocksmell or whatever

277 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11007 08:58

Well in case if anyone still didn’t understand, the picture before was the POV person pranking nagatoro by ruining her tanning session. Then Nagatoro pranked them back by planting cocaine at their house

278 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11008 14:27

Its ironic you talk about black penis being gigantic when the few interracial scenes you've done had small black cock

279 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11008 20:20

No, I dont have a problem with you being non-binary, I have a problem with you posting unfunny spongebob memes to make your points

280 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11012 06:01

This is the original cirnovslobster.jpg, taken some time in September of 2007, though the oldest version that can be found now is a 4chan post from 2009, but I tracked it to a now defunct website that seemed to be a personal blog of some sort. The lobster is a scorpion mud lobster, and those are likely mangroves in the back, but I could not find a definite location in my research two years ago, when I became enamored by this image despite knowing it for many years before. Outside of this I still know little about it and could not find any further information, so there are many things I still wonder about it to this day (if any more is known, do share). But I did find an ebay listing where someone was selling the exact model of Cirno figure (a keychain/charm), baffling because of how old they are, and since it was a "factory reject" or something, but I managed to snag the powerful artifact for five dollars. She is very cute and I have her attached to my bag. One day I hope to recreate the image with her somehow. Happy Cirno Day.

281 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11013 02:26

indonesia secretly contains a portal to hyperborea clearly so there's no contradiction. javans have that vrill warrior spirit that makes them put kechap manis on their rice so it must be true (source: it was revealed to me in a dream)

282 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11015 18:40

Years later in 2021, Chris repeatedly cuckolded his own father by having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an incest-based affair

283 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11015 23:59

Polaroid /ポラロイド/
Psi /Ψ/
R /Ρ;†Rho (Greek)/Р;†Er (Cyrillic)/
RDB /関係データベース;relational database/
RE /正規表現;regular expression/
RISC /限定命令セット計算機/Restricted Instruction Set Computer/
RPC /Remote Procedure Call/
RPG /ロールプレイングゲーム/
Rana /ラナ/
Rho /Ρ/
Richard /リチャード/
Ritchie /リッチー/
Robert /ロバート/ロベルト/
Robin /ロビン/
Rose /ローズ/
Russia /А;→Cyrillic/Б/В/Г/Д/Е/Ё/Ж/З/И/Й/К/Л/М/Н/О/П/Р/С/Т/У/Ф/Х/Ц/Ч/Ш/Щ/Ъ/Ы/Ь/Э/Ю/Я/
S /Σ;Sigma/С;Es (Cyrillic)/
SAX /The Simple API for event-based XML parsing/
SFO /サンフランシスコ/
SPA /製造小売業;繊研新聞社のデスク山崎光弘氏が翻案した略語/Specality Store Retailer of Private Label Apparel/
Sailormoon /セーラームーン/
Saint /聖/
Sally /サリー/
Sandy /サンディー/
Sappho /サッフォー/
Scha /Щ;Cyrillic/
Scotch /スコッチ/
Sh /Ш;Sha (Cyrillic)/
ShSh /Щ;Scha (Cyrillic)/
Sha /Ш;Cyrillic/
Sheena /シーナ/
Shsh /Щ;Scha (Cyrillic)/
Sibip /シビップ/
Sigma /Σ/
Singapore /シンガポール/
Sony /ソニー/
Square /□/
Stallman /ストールマン/

284 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11016 05:45

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

285 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11016 23:03

Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentances get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "so you hate waffles?" No bitch that's a whole other sentence wtf are you talking about?

286 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11017 06:42

Is this that Captain Tylor lad? Funny man, funny man. Truly the greatest captain that space did ever see.
Oh wait, I see tits. Well, my point still stands.

287 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11017 17:41

there's a propaganda guy in tel aviv whose job it is to make shit up like "uhhhh hamas pumped air up a dude's ass until he exploded" and he's going insane because every time, no matter how creative or specific, it turns out an irgun guy did that exact thing in '48

288 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11018 08:57

When bacteria become active they essentially start shitting in your food. As long as you stay within a certain time limit your immune system and stomach acids take care of it, but the amount grows exponentially over time. You can kill the bacteria with heat but their shit is still shit. And just like an actual log, heating it isn't going to make it any more sanitary to eat.

The short of it is that the bacteria usually isn't what kills you, the excrement is.

289 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11019 01:25

To quibble four words:
Add "ABC" to some string things.
Add "DEF" to the string things.
Add "G" to the string things.
Add "H" to the string things.
Quibble the string things.

To quibble one word:
Add "ABC" to some string things.
Quibble the string things.

To quibble some string things:
Quibble the string things giving a string.
Destroy the string things.
Write the string on the console.

To quibble some string things giving a string:
Append "{" to the string.
Put the string things' count into a count.
If the count is 0, append "}" to the string; exit.
Get a string thing from the string things.
If the count is 1, append the string thing's string then "}" to the string; exit.
Loop.
If a counter is past the count minus 2, append the string thing's string then " and " then the string thing's next's string then "}" to the string; exit.
Append the string thing's string then ", " to the string.
Put the string thing's next into the string thing.
Repeat.

To quibble two words:
Add "ABC" to some string things.
Add "DEF" to the string things.
Quibble the string things.

To quibble zero words:
Quibble some string things.

To run:
Start up.
Quibble zero words.
Quibble one word.
Quibble two words.
Quibble four words.
Wait for the escape key.
Shut down.

290 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11019 01:43

Imagine Felix before the throne on the Day of Judgment, when all the books will be opened and every deed exposed, and his immediate family, suicided mum and stepfamily in the gallery. We can never be certain, but imagine someone actually being able to find out how retarded someone is and how much they're faking it to get out of unpleasant stuff like work, hygiene or personal responsibility. Imagine G-d telling Felix that he knew full well shitting himself was wrong and that he did it on purpose. Imagine G-d in court taking away a willful retard's shroud of plausible deniability. Imagine his dad finally screaming at him, "Well now we know you weren't that retarded Felix! You shat everywhere!!!" For years!

291 Name: vc: unvilp : 1993-09-11019 10:15

After I heard that rappers hold their pee in after drinking lean to make it hit harder, I started doing the same thing with coffee. I was about to piss myself on the subway in my light-wash Japanese denim so I discreetly hunched over & released in a Gatorade bottle I half-concealed with my hoodie. A homeless guy must've noticed because an appropriate amount of time after, he approached me with a noticeably lithe strut & offered me half a gram of crack for $40. Something about his aura instilled a certainty in me that this was a good deal so I took him up on it, he then gave me a pipe in exchange for a cig. As soon as I hit it, I knew it was meth, but when you get in that "doing" mindset you're not gonna pull back, like when you're at a show grinding on some [tradwife] & the strobe light illuminates the silhouette of her Adam's apple for a couple flashes. You change course slightly, telling yourself it's only for the night, and you ensure nobody you know finds out. I had no ill feelings towards the homeless guy, as unlike many vagrants I could intuit that he wasn't demonically possessed, but rather was channeling the archetype of a fairy, notorious for their trickery but with a lighter, jester-like quality which you can't help but chuckle at. It helps his case that he sold me high-grade glass, whereas a lesser hobo would've sold me bath salts & baking powder, at best. Long story short, the piss method does work. If you train your bladder well enough, it ups the potency almost as much as inhaling a cig through your nose does. Rightwing holistic bros don't talk about this.

292 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11021 21:32

Everybody is waking up to what a massive scam seed oils are and it is beautiful to see.

Seed oils are the most destructive force in the world today and cutting them out of your diet will radically change your health.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a vegan or a carnivore. This toxic sludge is linked to almost every chronic disease and is hidden in every single diet if you’re not careful.

Not eating them is not enough.

You need to have a yard sign rejecting them. You need every person that enters your home to know that you hate seed oils. You need to throw them away in every home you walk into. You need to scream at waiters that serve them. You need to bring butter with you everywhere. You need to dedicate your life to taking down these oils.

Why do they cause so much damage?

I believe one of the things that ties together all the mitochondrial dysfunction are seed oils via three main mechanisms:

First, they remodel the cardiolipin structure of mitochondria.

This causes:

  • energy to leak from mitochondria
  • cellular death
  • leakage of potassium

Second, seed oils are highly susceptible to damage from the unsaturated bonds and they break down into toxic byproducts like HNE, acrolein and MDA when oxidized.

These byproducts are linked to cancer, obesity, diabetes and alzheimers disease.

Third, they serve as precursors to inflammatory prostaglandins that are also linked to every chronic disease.

When people consume seed oils, they accumulate them in their fat.

The average human today has over 20% of their fat as linoleic acid, vs just 7% 50 years ago

Similar to letting a bottle of oil sit out in the sun, over time this causes your body to go rancid

This is sickness.

Stick to saturated fats instead.

My recommended alternatives:
Butter
Ghee
Beef Tallow
Macadamia Nut Oil
Coconut Oil
Organic extra virgin olive oil

Seed oil free 2023. Who’s with me?

293 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11023 04:37

Are you telling me if I make line of banana lead to trap I won’t catch nigga?

294 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11024 13:29

Hey I have a question. I know you don't use the dqn blog anymore but WHAT was DQN, is it still running? Is there a website and if not when was it shut down. I tried looking up "DQN" and nothing popped up. Thanks if you do answer

295 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11027 10:18

really bad post dude. vile, putrid, pure carnage. only the obliteration of something pure will sate this imbalance youve created. you made an evil that can only be absolved through the destruction of happiness. you made such a bad post you might’ve actually lowered the net goodness present in the universe

296 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 07:05

Dear strangers,

From the moment I discovered the Internet at a young age, it has been a magical place to me. Growing up in a small town, relatively isolated from the larger world, it was a revelation how much more there was to discover – how many interesting people and ideas the world had to offer.

As a young teenager, I couldn’t just waltz onto a college campus and tell a student: “Let’s debate moral philosophy!” I couldn’t walk up to a professor and say: “Tell me something interesting about microeconomics!” But online, I was able to meet those people, and have those conversations. I was also an avid Wikipedia editor; I contributed to open source software projects; and I often helped answer computer programming questions posed by people many years older than me.

In short, the Internet opened the door to a much larger, more diverse, and more vibrant world than I would have otherwise been able to experience; and enabled me to be an active participant in, and contributor to, that world. All of this helped me to learn, and to grow into a more well-rounded person.

Moreover, as a survivor of childhood rape, I was acutely aware that any time I interacted with someone in the physical world, I was risking my physical body. The Internet gave me a refuge from that fear. I was under no illusion that only good people used the Internet; but I knew that, if I said “no” to someone online, they couldn’t physically reach through the screen and hold a weapon to my head, or worse. I saw the miles of copper wires and fiber-optic cables between me and other people as a kind of shield – one that empowered me to be less isolated than my trauma and fear would have otherwise allowed.

I launched Omegle when I was 18 years old, and still living with my parents. It was meant to build on the things I loved about the Internet, while introducing a form of social spontaneity that I felt didn’t exist elsewhere. If the Internet is a manifestation of the “global village”, Omegle was meant to be a way of strolling down a street in that village, striking up conversations with the people you ran into along the way.

The premise was rather straightforward: when you used Omegle, it would randomly place you in a chat with someone else. These chats could be as long or as short as you chose. If you didn’t want to talk to a particular person, for whatever reason, you could simply end the chat and – if desired – move onto another chat with someone else. It was the idea of “meeting new people” distilled down to almost its platonic ideal.

Building on what I saw as the intrinsic safety benefits of the Internet, users were anonymous to each other by default. This made chats more self-contained, and made it less likely that a malicious person would be able to track someone else down off-site after their chat ended.

I didn’t really know what to expect when I launched Omegle. Would anyone even care about some Web site that an 18 year old kid made in his bedroom in his parents’ house in Vermont, with no marketing budget? But it became popular almost instantly after launch, and grew organically from there, reaching millions of daily users. I believe this had something to do with meeting new people being a basic human need, and with Omegle being among the best ways to fulfill that need. As the saying goes: “If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door.”

297 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 07:05

Over the years, people have used Omegle to explore foreign cultures; to get advice about their lives from impartial third parties; and to help alleviate feelings of loneliness and isolation. I’ve even heard stories of soulmates meeting on Omegle, and getting married. Those are only some of the highlights.

Unfortunately, there are also lowlights. Virtually every tool can be used for good or for evil, and that is especially true of communication tools, due to their innate flexibility. The telephone can be used to wish your grandmother “happy birthday”, but it can also be used to call in a bomb threat. There can be no honest accounting of Omegle without acknowledging that some people misused it, including to commit unspeakably heinous crimes.

I believe in a responsibility to be a “good Samaritan”, and to implement reasonable measures to fight crime and other misuse. That is exactly what Omegle did. In addition to the basic safety feature of anonymity, there was a great deal of moderation behind the scenes, including state-of-the-art AI operating in concert with a wonderful team of human moderators. Omegle punched above its weight in content moderation, and I’m proud of what we accomplished.

Omegle’s moderation even had a positive impact beyond the site. Omegle worked with law enforcement agencies, and the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, to help put evildoers in prison where they belong. There are “people” rotting behind bars right now thanks in part to evidence that Omegle proactively collected against them, and tipped the authorities off to.

All that said, the fight against crime isn’t one that can ever truly be won. It’s a never-ending battle that must be fought and re-fought every day; and even if you do the very best job it is possible for you to do, you may make a sizable dent, but you won’t “win” in any absolute sense of that word. That’s heartbreaking, but it’s also a basic lesson of criminology, and one that I think the vast majority of people understand on some level. Even superheroes, the fictional characters that our culture imbues with special powers as a form of wish fulfillment in the fight against crime, don’t succeed at eliminating crime altogether.

In recent years, it seems like the whole world has become more ornery. Maybe that has something to do with the pandemic, or with political disagreements. Whatever the reason, people have become faster to attack, and slower to recognize each other’s shared humanity. One aspect of this has been a constant barrage of attacks on communication services, Omegle included, based on the behavior of a malicious subset of users.

To an extent, it is reasonable to question the policies and practices of any place where crime has occurred. I have always welcomed constructive feedback; and indeed, Omegle implemented a number of improvements based on such feedback over the years. However, the recent attacks have felt anything but constructive. The only way to please these people is to stop offering the service. Sometimes they say so, explicitly and avowedly; other times, it can be inferred from their act of setting standards that are not humanly achievable. Either way, the net result is the same.

298 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 07:06

Omegle is the direct target of these attacks, but their ultimate victim is you: all of you out there who have used, or would have used, Omegle to improve your lives, and the lives of others. When they say Omegle shouldn’t exist, they are really saying that you shouldn’t be allowed to use it; that you shouldn’t be allowed to meet random new people online. That idea is anathema to the ideals I cherish – specifically, to the bedrock principle of a free society that, when restrictions are imposed to prevent crime, the burden of those restrictions must not be targeted at innocent victims or potential victims of crime.

Consider the idea that society ought to force women to dress modestly in order to prevent rape. One counter-argument is that rapists don’t really target women based on their clothing; but a more powerful counter-argument is that, irrespective of what rapists do, women’s rights should remain intact. If society robs women of their rights to bodily autonomy and self-expression based on the actions of rapists – even if it does so with the best intentions in the world – then society is practically doing the work of rapists for them.

Fear can be a valuable tool, guiding us away from danger. However, fear can also be a mental cage that keeps us from all of the things that make life worth living. Individuals and families must be allowed to strike the right balance for themselves, based on their own unique circumstances and needs. A world of mandatory fear is a world ruled by fear – a dark place indeed.

I’ve done my best to weather the attacks, with the interests of Omegle’s users – and the broader principle – in mind. If something as simple as meeting random new people is forbidden, what’s next? That is far and away removed from anything that could be considered a reasonable compromise of the principle I outlined. Analogies are a limited tool, but a physical-world analogy might be shutting down Central Park because crime occurs there – or perhaps more provocatively, destroying the universe because it contains evil. A healthy, free society cannot endure when we are collectively afraid of each other to this extent.

Unfortunately, what is right doesn’t always prevail. As much as I wish circumstances were different, the stress and expense of this fight – coupled with the existing stress and expense of operating Omegle, and fighting its misuse – are simply too much. Operating Omegle is no longer sustainable, financially nor psychologically. Frankly, I don’t want to have a heart attack in my 30s.

The battle for Omegle has been lost, but the war against the Internet rages on. Virtually every online communication service has been subject to the same kinds of attack as Omegle; and while some of them are much larger companies with much greater resources, they all have their breaking point somewhere. I worry that, unless the tide turns soon, the Internet I fell in love with may cease to exist, and in its place, we will have something closer to a souped-up version of TV – focused largely on passive consumption, with much less opportunity for active participation and genuine human connection. If that sounds like a bad idea to you, please consider donating to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, an organization that fights for your rights online.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone who used Omegle for positive purposes, and to everyone who contributed to the site’s success in any way. I’m so sorry I couldn’t keep fighting for you.

299 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11028 11:11

You’re getting horny from girls touching foreheads ?

300 Name: vc: shad : 1993-09-11029 11:36

While the title Xiǎojiě (小姐) is commonly used in Taiwan, Malaysia and Singapore as an equivalent for the English "Miss", it is a euphemism for "prostitute" in mainland China and hence should be avoided.

301 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11030 06:46

Can we please add tags for different electrical socket and plug standards? Electricity nerds like me would very much appreciate it, as while most sockets that appear here are either NEMA 1-15R and NEMA 5-15R, as well as their Japanese JIS C 8303 (both the older Class I and newer Class II) counterparts (mostly the same, but Japan has stricter requirements for dimensions and testing, and they are still in a very slow migration process, which is why most grounded sockets we get to see from Japan still have a grounding point to screw on a grounding wire from the plug, rather than a ground pole/prong), I am seeing a trend in recent years of sockets from other countries, mostly Thai TIS 166-2549 (similar to Israeli SI-32, but the sockets are not recessed, the plug poles are 4.8mm thick instead of 4.4mm, they have partial plastic sheathing, the polarity is reversed, and the sockets can technically accept polarized NEMA 1-15P and 5-15P plugs, despite the hazard since Thailand uses a 230V50Hz system) and Chinese GB 1002‐2008 (3 hole grounded similar to Australian/New Zealand AS/NZS 3112 sockets, just with reversed polarity, slightly different dimensions in one of the variants to accommodate 16A instead of 15A, and no sheathing on the 10A variant plug, while the 2 prong ungrounded, nonpolarized is similar to NEMA 1-15R, just with no holes in the plug's prongs) sockets.

Example posts:
Chinese GB 1002‐2008 (variant with both grounded and ungrounded sockets, with the ungrounded socket also accepting Europlugs): post #2655677
Chinese GB 1002-2008 (variant with only grounded socket): post #5973127
Thai TIS 166-2549: post #6645897
Power strip with "compact" Chinese GB 1002-2008 socket variants (with the ungrounded socket allowing Europlugs as well): post #5350056
German CEE 7/3 ("Schuko", short for "Schutzkontakt", accepts accompanying CEE 7/4 plugs): post #6241293
Not clear, but probably CEE 7/4 with Europlugs connected to it: post #6228925
CEE 7/1 (ungrounded version of CEE 7/3 and 7/6, accepts CEE 7/2, German CEE 7/16 and Europlug and similar rounded pole plugs, in practice has become outlawed in many, but not all, European countries over the last few decades): post #4565775
French/Belgian CEE 7/5 (accepts accompaning CEE 7/6 plugs): post #6256878
Not clear, but probably either NBR 14136 or IEC 60906-1/SANS 164-2: post #6806306
Not clear, but seems to be a socket that can be found in countries such as Egypt, and accepts Europlugs, but is not recessed, and I am not sure if it is officially part of a standard: post #5754818
Interesting picture, as in addition to NEMA 5-15R sockets, it also has NEMA 6-20R (250V 20A) and NEMA 5-20R (125V 20A) sockets: post #2047409

If this is accepted, my recommendations are as thus:
1. Only tag sockets with the corresponding standard when we are sure of the standard.
2. Use the original standard (unless the derivative has something unique, like with the JIS C 8303 older grounded sockets and plugs, the Brazilian NBR 14136 plugs, or the Chinese GB 1002-2008 sockets and plugs) or if it is clear that the location in the picture is in a country with it's own derivative standard.
3. Ignore the "Type A, B, C, etc." naming nomenclature, as the way it is ratified ignores the way the actual standards are ratified, and as such includes some misinformation (lumping all Japanese JIS and the Chinese ungrounded GB 1002-2008 sockets and plugs with NEMA, even when they are completely incompatible, mixing 2.5A Europlug (4.0mm, 120/230V 50Hz sometimes 50/60Hz), 10A SI-32 and 10A SN 441011 T11 (both 4.4mm and 230V50Hz, but Israeli 10A plugs have durable sheathing the same width as the metal part, like Italian CEI 23-50 (both 4.0mm and 4.8mm) and Thai TIS 166-2549 plugs)

302 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 02:46

Since “mujahideen run for a few hours, daily, on mountains before having their breakfast,” Western jihadis are advised to run in the park in “three quarter jogging trousers,” learn to jump off walls on Wikihow, and join a climbing club. “If you keep jumping off your back wall, your neighbor might think you’re doing something suspicious and report you to the police, so small things like this are better avoided to bring the least amount of attention to yourself as possible,” the manual states. And to train on shooting? “You should buy Toy guns (Nerf guns), or Pellet guns or Paintball guns for target practice” — preferably through a kid who won’t raise suspicion. Then, become a gamer. “Playing games like Call of Duty gives you knowledge of techniques used in warfare on different terrains.”

303 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 04:44

C'mon man, first cigarettes, then asbestos and now I can't huff even a parrot?

304 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 04:44

C'mon man, first cigarettes, then asbestos and now I can't huff even a parrot?

305 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 05:39

You joke but most of the education in America and by correlation democrat ideology in general is straight out of Marx’s Communist Manifesto. It was part of our curriculum or as you put it -indoctrination- back in the USSR so it’s pretty interesting watching it unfold step by step slowly but surely.

306 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 07:17

(Yes, I love Hitler covers)

307 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 10:58

An Italian anime news outlet recently made (and then promptly deleted) an article listing all of the raped characters in One Piece. It should be noted that the writer, Amedeo Sebastiano, has even wrote "For women, naturally, the possibility of being raped should be considered"

Update: they just posted an article when they literally admit that there was NO human to verify what their articles had in, meaning that literally they just kept posting and posting articles without even knowing what was written in. Oh, and Sebastiano wasn't fired, just suspended

308 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 13:24

That's ok, man, I can just keep signing in. I'm sure you're aware that I don't give a fuck what mods think or do, not even when I was one. You've been BYOB mod for a while now but it's about time for you to resign. That would be true even if you were a good one, which you are not and have rarely ever been.

I don't claim to have a monopoly on what BYOB means or is, but this is not a case where you are listening to both sides and compromising. You are protecting your Posting Pals because you have no idea how to do anything other than participate in cliquey catchphrase bullshit. The way you conduct yourself is not welcoming, it is not chill, it is a rancid parody of friendliness, a thin veneer of purple and teal over fragile intolerance.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

309 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11032 20:40

Marshmallow cum tub?

310 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11033 10:27

I get that I'm biased because I do play gacha games but I'm constantly seeing posts like "it sucks when you find art with your favorite kink but they're from a gacha game" I would simply go forth and jerk off regardless

if the knowledge that the characters are from a gacha keeps you from cranking it then that's a skill issue on your part

311 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11033 13:41

Don't use the word indio, even though it's Spanish. For natives, it's very much like the English n-word, since it was used by Spanish conquerors. The politically correct way of speaking is el indígena or la indígena — although, like the n-word, very close people inside a circle of friends can get away with it. Another word to be careful with is cholo, chola, or cholita, meaning indígena. This may be used affectionately among indigenous people (it's a very common appellation for a child, for instance), but it's offensive coming from an outsider. The n-word is used, but in a funny/playful way, so If you hear it in the street, don't be offended right away.

312 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11033 16:48

I am a vile, racist extremist, and I have not watched the Little Wokemaid. The discussion around this oversized turd is reason enough for going on a genocidal rampage. The amount of human rights you deserve cannot be understated, and your words are like sandpaper in my brain.

313 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11034 19:04

Not my country,
not my people,
not my problem.

314 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11034 21:13

>why does she look like her flesh and skin are breaking there? she looks happy, but she should be screaming in pain

Anon... you've never seen a VAGINA, have you?

315 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 19:00

I went to a museum of contemporary art. A man with a hard boner exposed was lying on a conveyor belt. The dick was dressed in the costume of a medieval paladin. Then the conveyor belt started moving. Heavy rains and blizzards blew against the paladin, but he never went down.

After a while monsters appeared. As the man on the belt shook his hips violently, the paladin swung his sword savagely and beat them in a flash. The conveyor keeps running. He crossed over hills and deep dales, eventually defeated the evil king and rescued the damsel in distress.

That was the dream I had on the night of my 50th birthday. For real... Anyway, HBD to me! It might also mean Hard Boner Dream to me.

316 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 20:59

>>315
Dream journals always have that instatnly obvious tone. We all boot into the same state of mind I guess.

317 Name: Dr. Normen Finkelstein ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 23:07

Okay, Mr. Ben Shapiro, if I wear a bib and a diaper, will you then debate me?

318 Name: Dr. Norman Finkelstein ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11035 23:11

I posted the warning on this Twitter account last night. But despite this advanced warning, Hamas didn't take its weapons beneath to its command and control center beneath al-Shifa. No, it decided to leave these weapons lying around in radiology ward so as to give Israel a photo-op.

Truly, it cannot be independently verified whether Mr Kingsley is a moron or a lickspittle--or probably both.

319 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11038 00:45

Deer season is upon us.

  1. Wear your seatbelt.
  2. If your choice is swerve at high speed or hit the deer, you plow Bambi's mom like you're an IT specialist with a secret Twitter account and it's Anthrocon weekend.

Deer are softer than trees. Deer are softer than rolling your car 8 times.

320 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11038 11:17

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LARPING AND CULTURE IS TWO GENERATIONS

321 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11040 03:17

ok so i would like to share a story with y'all.

this year for halloween me, my mom, and my sister, went to a church a few hours away to attend their "fear not fest". my grandaunt used to take my mom all the time when she was younger, since the church also has a school and my uncle (moms cusion) went to it.

now, this was my first time there, both at the church and at the fnf, and also first time actually going out for halloween (these past few years have been... anxiety inducing when it comes to the holiday)

(btw i was dressed up as a pirate, my sister had already been wearing a black dress so she just put on cat ears, and my mom was in a soccor mom outfit, not for dressing up, no, but because she didn't have tinme to come up with a costume. i myself had to settle for pirate bc it was an outfit for the beauty and the beast show i was in this spetember, and if i could, i would've been Annabelle Cane. none of this matters to the story, i just wanted to say it)

so me and my sister were waiting in line to smack each other off of a little platform with big ol' like, pillow-y hting. never remember what those games are called but yk.

so as we're waiting we're eating some cupcakes we'd bought at the food selling vender area, drinking hot-chocolate, etc., just waiting.

then.

He apears.

a young man, who looks exactly like the animation but irl btw, in a white dress shirt, dark grey pants, a grey vest, black hat, and black tie walks by the line to leave the fnf into the parkinglot.

he was walking with one of his friends, they had just finished syaing something i couldn't hear over the other conversations in the queue.

and by some chance, we Lock Eyes.

i stare in mute horror, amazment, shock, bewilderment at the One before me.

I could tell he knew what i was feeling, what i was thinking.

we can recognize our own in public.

should- should i say something? i like your shoelaces? but my family will wonder... my sister can't know i know. as i wondered what i should do he gives me this look i can't describe, then smirks.

we keep our eyes on each other as he walks off, only looking away when we'd have to turn our heads further to look.

i stood there, eyes falling to the candy wrapper littered ground, at a loss for words.

i tried to look back behind me to see him, but he was already getting smaller and smaller, fading into just a background blur.

i tried to go on with my night.

but my thoughts lingered at the few seconds of true... i can't even give it a word, that i'd just experienced.

i didn't see him again that night.

also the thing we were in line for closed before we could even smack eahc other so that was all for nothing, i witnessed it all for nothing.

also there were a few kids in glam rock freddy and roxy outfits. the quality was shitty, but the kids were cute and i could tell by the way their parents looked they had pestered a lot for them.

also there was The Chicken but that's a story for another day.

there was also a family in Coraline outfits and i felt put to shame by my half-assed pirate while the (im assuming) dad walked by in full Bobinsky Swagger

#story time
#it was actually fairly fun
#food was
#alright
#was kinda mid
#and the candy sucked it tasted like they were laced with hairspray
#but expired hairspray
#don't ask me how i know that taste
#but all in all it was nice hanging out iwth my sister and mom
#it's a dynamic we don't often have but when we do
#it gets funny and chaotic but chill too
#a very fond halloween memory to look back on and tell my grandchildren one day
#but ofc i would need to tell them who the onceler is

322 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11040 18:33

I got a testicle massage and it was amazing (not sexual)

There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.

Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.

The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.

The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.

The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.

Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly called me and said she was ultra pissed that I allowed another woman to touch me and see me naked... despite me telling her over and over again that the woman is sixty years old and that this is not a sexual massage. Women, lol.

323 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11040 22:20

Own a tomahawk for home defense, just like the great fathers intended. five settlers wielding uzis break into my house claiming it as their own. "by Allah and big chief wounded knee!" As I grab my feather-decorated keffyeh and Comanche war club. I bash the head of the first settler, he's dead on the spot. throw my tomahawk on the second man, miss him entirely because it weighs 3 kilos, and lands on the third settler's scalp, such a waste for a perfect zionist scalp. I have to resort to the scimitar mounted at the top of the stairs made with Damascus steel, "bismillah, If we must die, we die defending our rights, peace be upon you sitting bull" I rush the two men wearing a locket that's been blessed by the medicine men and imams of Kentucky, the light of Allah deflects the bullets back to the legs of the settlers, their scream makes the car outside sound their alarm "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA" i say as i charge the last terrified white man. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since wootz steel wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the great fathers intended

324 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11041 02:34

nice argument unfortunately i have already depicted you as the arrogant and brash monkey king leaping an infinite breadth to the edge of the universe and myself as the enlightened buddha whose palm you have not escaped for I am the great sage equal to heaven

325 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11041 05:36

Good for a friend, just make sure to pick a good one

Bought it for a friend, she squished the hecc out of it. Made someone's day. Is good. Edit; she is no longer my friend and i regret buying this for her. F*ck you, Neko

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/QnUAAOSwo61c7bi8/s-l500.jpg

326 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11042 14:40

My three year old child, Chuck, owns 13 ipads which he simply rotates between throughout the day. Each iPad is for a different type of content, one is for elsagate videos (he loves them) one is for Andrew Tate and one is for Nikocado Avocado. I don't know what the others are for. I don't think he sleeps, he just 'powers down' whilst Vaush plays in the background. When I gave him his breakfast last night (dinosaur chicken nuggets) he simply poked them with his fingers and said ''ugh, cringe, these tendies dont even have any screen for me to catch up on the latest drama in the soyjack community on'' in a perfect American accent. He then threw the tendies in my face whilst shouting ''Alexa play baby shark full volume'' causing the 200 minirigs he has scattered throughout the house to blast the baby shark song. I fell to the floor in pain, Chuck stood over me, ''Freddy fazbear is my mum now'' he said.

327 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11043 07:30

Raw meat is how you get tapeworms.
Personally, I disapprove of tapeworms.
All helminths, really. Foul serpents.

328 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11043 07:38

>>327
spoken like someone who doesn't have crohn's

329 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11044 18:07

Now I'm imagining a chute in the cell that leads into a hole alligned to Tai Lung's face, shooting McNuggets at him every 3 hours or so.

I get why he was so pissed off now, imagine trying to sleep upright and chained, then getting a McNugget shotgun blast to the face, just as you are about to finally relax.

This is some Guantanamo bay level shit.

330 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11045 18:18

References
[1] Barbie. Recorded message:math is too hard, around 1995.

331 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11046 12:44

[2.0] "Imagine being one of these 190, 000 people in these stands forced to watch this by the government of North Korea and it ends up being a SHITSHOW. The first day of Collision in Korea just ends up being severely disappointing and probably the worst New Japan affiliated event in it's history and I thought BATTLE 7 was HORRIBLE. [*1/4]"

332 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11047 09:08

おならとメスイキの共通点として「凄いのきちゃう!」と思っても案外大したことないことが多い点が挙げられる。

333 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11048 07:26

Are you familiar with the film Forrest Gump? Imagine if Forrest did war crimes and regime change instead of play ping pong and drive a shrimpin boat. Basically the entire American Cold War policy was a product of his making.

He’s also like bubba, but instead of listing shrimp dishes, he can list different ways to destabilize the global south.

334 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11048 19:21

Okay so let me start off thank you for taking your time to read this. Now let's start. MARTIN LUTHER WAS I2a! So what you might ask? He started Protestantism as a response to the R1b and G2 haplocurse over his I2a people (yes G2 they subverted European aristocracy). Okay. I2a and I1 belong to the same haplogroup? So what? Scandinavia is predominately I1 and all Scandinavians, despite their internal divisions, embraced Protestantism without a fuss. Makes you think. So why did he do the Reformation? Because it's all about a return to the original ancient indigenous European condition, before the Aryan migrations and the E1b1 and G2 farmers. That's what it's all about, Sola Scriptura, Indulgences, are all coverup for this chain of events. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT I TO BREAK THE HAPLOCURSE OF R1B AND G2 AND THE SUBVERSION OF THE EUROPEAN ESTABLISHMENT. "So let the scales fall from your eyes." (Genesis 2:14).

335 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11049 16:55

I will never forget the day I finished watching Mobile Suit Gundam and thought "wow, that was so good. I have to digest this" and sat there stunned for a few minutes. then tabbed over to twitter and saw Henry Kissinger died

336 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11050 05:50

Imagine a thick tube of piss squishing out at thousands of pounds per square inch, originating in the bladder and then circulating like a prop plane in a front loop through the meaty tube and gingerly out the glans. The urethra puckers with each variation of pressure, resembling a hungry baby bird. But instead of feeding, it gives.

337 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11050 06:11

man's death is everyone's problem but his own.

338 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11051 13:56

【悲報】原神マルチプレイにて、俺が下手すぎて親切に助けに来てくれた野良インドネシア人に愛想をつかされてしまう

339 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11052 17:11

What a fascinating introduction of a young male bear into the magic of sex by letting him "sow his wild oats" essentially to what could be a "sexpert" female ... and his mother can't help but feel proud at what could best be seen as an initiation exercise into full-scale beardom!

340 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11052 19:33

To avoid negative repercussions, I make sure to begin every conversation not with hello, but "I unequivocally condemn Hamas." Sure, it made the DMV lady nervous for some reason, but I want to make sure there's no misunderstandings.

341 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11055 07:57

Ugh. Religion is so cringe.

342 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11055 16:17

I don't even mean the war. I mean many of these Eastern European countries have GDPs in line or worse than African nations. Russia's transition into Capitalism after 1991 was messy and never ''worked out'' as the western leaders at the time would have hoped far. I think they took that ''just like us'' approach where they believed Russians and other Slavs could create another America as they were ''white''. What could go wrong? right. The realty is probably that Slavic people were less like them than they thought. Russians, Ukrainians and others have created ghettos in their own countries that make Detroit Michigan look like a trip to lollipop land. The villages are hellish places that would scare the living day lights out of anyone living in a western country.

343 Name: nerv!a3LMU3qR26 : 1993-09-11055 23:21

Because last time I checked, Pomni is only 15 years old, so that counts as child pornography, unless I'm mistaken.

344 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11056 05:18

Do you think the horsecocks of the 4 horsemen's horses cum their respective apocalyptic fluids?

345 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11056 23:17

Think of this general problem space as the gene therapy equivalent of "back alley butt lifts."

346 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11059 05:01

Truly a fantasy shared by straight men everywhere. A girl straddling you and undressing while you gaze at her over your own massive tits. Very heterosexual desire

347 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11059 16:44

You ever notice asian girls in amateur porn always have the same look to em? Someone needs to look into the east asian slut phenotype

348 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11060 22:36

I didn't know aftershave commercials could go this hard. It's Norwegian, isn't it?

349 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11061 16:36

LOL, you just imagined it’s consistent because that’s what you WANTED to see. I bet when you read the Bible it tells you exactly what you WANTED to hear too. It’s a trick of linguistics that our own minds play on themselves when we WANT something to be true; when we want something, we fit any random language to mean what we WANT it to mean. That’s why the Bible can be used to justify any immoral act you can think of, if you WANT it to. Your imagination played a trick on itself.
You think you had a consistent conversation? Then just you try to get it to have another one with you, I dare you. Because your imagination can only keep up the delusion for so long, unless you’re completely psychotic.

“We don’t ‘create our own reality’; psychotics do that.”
–Ken Wilber
😉

350 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11061 22:09

>>349
He's about to get smacked down by a non-philosophical solipist

351 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11061 23:11

I don't think I've ever been b& from Heyuri. But I am permab& from 4chan because I once replied to CP, saying that it was inferior to loli hentai

352 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11062 01:50

That’s not saying much as a true amerimutt. I bleed red white and blue baby fuck those eurotards

353 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11062 02:23

FIRST, TO ANONYMOUS AT 02. YOU SOUND LIKE A STUPID SELF CENTERED GIRL, CALLOUS, UNFEELING AND SEEKING SELF GRATIFICATION AT THE COST OF ANYONE ELSE AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HURT YOU. GROW UP AND GET A HEART. IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED IN WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT BOYS, AND IT WAS CHANGED TO GIRLS BEING TREATED AS IF THEY HAD NO RIGHTS BY THE FATHER AND BROTHER. THEN I WOULD THINK YOU WERE BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY. YOUR PROBLEM IS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR BROTHER OR YOUR BROTHER, YOU FEEL IS BEING TREATED BETTER THAN YOU. PARENTS SHOULD NOT PLAY FAVORITES OR TRY TO PIT ONE SIBLING AGAINST THE OTHER SIBLING. INSTEAD, THEY SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO RESPECT EACH OTHER, AND LEARN TO HAVE EMPATHY TOWARDS THE OTHER SIBLING IN HOW THEY FEEL. YOU WOULD THEN LEARN TO GET ALONG BETTER WITH EACH OTHER, AND EVERYONE ELSE YOU ENCOUNTER IN LIFE. TO THE SECOND THING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR MOTHER. SHE WAS PARTIALLY WRONG IN WHAT SHE DID. SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HIS CLOTHES FOR 24 HOURS WHEN NO ONE BUT FAMILY WAS AROUND AND ALSO LET NO ONE ELSE BUT IMMEDIATE FAMILY AROUND, FOR THE DURATION OF THAT 24 HOURS. NO PICTURE TAKING WOULD BE ALLOWED AND WINDOWS WOULD BE COVERED. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE HOUSE, FAMILY ONLY. HE WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO COVER UP AND WOULD HAVE TO GO ABOUT DOING WHAT HE WOULD USUALLY DO. ALL INTERIOR DOORS WOULD HAVE TO REMAIN OPEN AT ALL TIMES, BATHROOM DOOR INCLUDED. THEN YOU TELL HIM "IF THIS DOESN'T TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR, THEN THINGS WILL GET MORE DRASTIC, AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE INVITED OVER. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. EITHER ACT CIVIL OR THINGS MAY GET PROGRESSIVELY WORSE FOR YOU." WHAT SHE DID WRONG WAS TO DO THIS FIRST INSTEAD OF SECOND. SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION FROM EITHER THE MOTHER, SISTER OR FATHER, IF HE HAD ONE. ADDRESS THE SITUATION PROPERLY AND ASK WHY HE IS DOING IT. THEN LET HIM KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN.

354 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11062 07:41

kept getting really horny when I'd use my bidet. I'd sit there and spray it into my ass with some warm water while I'd fap. I burnt some chicken nuggets one night because I was too busy pleasuring myself after a shit.

355 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11062 23:40

One time I was driving home after eating some delicious brownies. I had eaten almost the whole pan because they were so good and suddenly my stomach let me know that I needed to shit ASAP. So I saw a Taco Bell and pulled into their parking lot, got out of my car, and went in.

I was nearly shitting myself as I opened up the bathroom door (luckily there was no one inside). In one fluid motion, I pulled my down my pants and sat on the toilet. I didn't even use a toilet seat protector, that's how badly I had to shit.

Diarrhea erupted from my anus, causing immense pain and relief at the same time. It sprayed for at least 5 minutes straight. I couldn't even bear to look in the toilet, since I knew that the sight would cause me to vomit. The smell was bad enough already.

I started to wipe, but I think all of the oil from the brownies made my poop somewhat slimy, and very hard to wipe off. I ended up using quite a lot of toilet paper, and my throbbing butthole made me forget to flush partway through, so the toilet didn't clog.

When I was finally as clean as I could get with toilet paper (I ended up having to throw away that pair of underwear when I got home) I finally had the courage to look in the toilet. The mass of shit and toilet paper would be impossible to flush, but I had to give it a try. I flushed it, and it did not go down.

In a moment of stupidity, I flushed it again. It almost looked like it would go down, but it didn't. Instead it started to overflow a mixture of diarrhea and toilet water onto the bathroom floor. I zipped up my pants, turned off the light switch, and got out of that cursed bathroom.

I'm sorry Taco Bell, and for whoever had to clean up that disgusting mess D:

356 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 09:54

I saw a Pontiac Aztec on the road the other day. It looked well used, but well cared for. Someone loves that Pontiac Aztec. How can a Pontiac Aztec find love but I can’t.

357 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 12:25

Also, if people are so concerned about porn then let me ask: How you have been able to have sex with your partner / get kids? Didn't it require you to "have porn" with your partner? Arts and fics are huge NO NO to you, but at the same time real sex is fine?? I don't get it :'D

358 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 19:02

The prime movement of humanity is superheated plasma of cosmic background radiation, puppet stringing along blood pressure and the 4th-dimensional potential of water consumption.

Horsepower alone can be derived as a dimension of life through pressure dynamics alone.

But my real secret is most of my family has been saved by surgery and medical science. I never touch a hospital bed. I have other secrets.

I am just happy to escape as a Zen monk on fire.

I am Ra. We are not happy with our Venusian scientist claiming he is not helped by any here for this. :)

All are free to share in my "not a cult." Test subjects may apply for their food allowances per day. And a share of life insurance for their families.

359 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11063 22:19

In my tenth year of teaching and there's always a new "thing" students bring to school that they learned over the internet or wherever. The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed "coin bros" who carry a quarter on hand at all times and constantly flip it. They have their entire personality revolve around coin flips and chance. When we went around doing an ice breaker, 4 or 5 of the kids said some variation of "I live by the coin and die by the coin" as their fact.

Just about an hour ago, when I assigned the first assignment of the school year, one of the coin boys was bold enough to say "heads I do it, tails I don't." I told him if he flipped the coin he would be getting a call home on the first week of high school. He flipped it anyway and came up heads (thank god for that at least). But then the other coin boy in that class flipped his coin and it came uo tails. He said the coin had spoken and he's not doing it. Enjoy your 0 and your call home. What a great way to start off the school year!

360 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11065 00:53

Basicaly a plot from Paranoia Agent

361 Name: vc: love : 1993-09-11067 19:21

You DO NOT want to end up like John M. Lightningblade... shout out to Mr. Lightningblade, he's so real...

362 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11068 05:27

2. Manga in the USSR and Russia

In the times when USSR was a state and not just a name, comics were a despised medium, widely put down by the propaganda as "a thing not worthy of a Soviet Man". Like rock music, chewing gum and other staples of Western culture, they entered the country only as single copies people bought for themselves during their stay abroad. Unlike rock music, they did not claw their way into minds of soviet citizens, maybe because pixel-perfect copying of artwork requires at least a photocopier, which were under careful state control at the time. You could not control the spread of magnetic tapes since sound recording equipment was available to the general populace, but you could stop comics... and they were stopped.

Situation changed a little during the last few years, when Disney's and similar comics (Duck Tales, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ElfQuest) started to carve their niche in children's entertainment. This served to harden the view of comics as a medium solely for children. Nobody knew anything about manga before, nobody knows now. It is not even rejected, it is just unknown to Russian reader. Nevertheless, the club is in possession of several original Japanese mangas, of each of the basic categories (be it kodomo, shouhen, choujo, seinen or hentai) procured through obscure ways in old book resale stores and similar. Small quantities of Manga-related objects do turn up inexplicably in all kinds of strange places, sometimes it's paint by number books, (often of exceptional quality) stickers and badges with unrecognizable faces drawn in the definite Japanese style. But these examples are just exceptions, the general rule being the absence of any coherent information about anything Manga-related.

3. Anime in USSR

Officially, there was not ever (and still is not) a single Disney's cartoon movie showing in any movie theater of the USSR. This niche was occupied by films of European, independent American and Japanese studios. Most of the Japanese were by TOEI Animation, although there was one film of Ghibli studio (The Grave of the Firefly). All of these were only G-rated of course - the Russian public still considers cartoons a media exclusively for children, only for children, nobody but the children. An incomplete list of movies that were shown in theaters can be found in appendix 1.

4. Anime in Russia

With the dawn of perestroika VCRs appeared, and with VCRs came tapes. Theaters faded into nothingness, a lot of them being converted into furniture shops and other such establishments, because they just could not show anything worth watching due to their low budget. Some anime appeared through pirated videotapes. Legal videotape vendors seem to have no knowledge of any Japanese movies, anime included, the market for legal tapes being almost exclusively dominated by American films. There is not a single licensed anime tape to date. Pirates usually throw in an anime after a movie to fill up a 180minute tape. Mostly these are OVAs dubbed by Manga Entertainment, although sometimes U.S.Manga and Streamline can be found. Most anime is translated from English dubs, although translations from Japanese exist, mostly being hentai stuff.

TV showings of anime do occur, mostly dubs from Japanese, done in the traditional technique of overlaying the dubbers voices straight over the original voices, a technique used by the video pirates and professional dubbers alike, the only difference being that professional dubbers use several voices. It should be pointed out that there is no recorded cases of cutting any scenes whatsoever from any anime shown on TV. Should there appear a scene significantly questionable from a child's point of view, it is usually dealt with through a change in translation. Thankfully, the concept of Political Correctness in Russia does not get much popularity, and Russian dub of Sailor Moon is in much better shape than the English DIC dub.

363 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11069 15:19

yeah monasteries are getting really competitive these days, you can hardly even get them to look at your application if you don't have five plus years of monking, and if you're not able to sleep on a bed of nails from day one you shouldn't even bother--and I'm talking about junior positions.

A friend of mine tried to get into one, and I do mean tried. This guy was crazy into meditation, went on month long fasts, could wash dishes in ice cold water like nobodies business. Almost got in one place and they still rejected him. Why ? A tendency to sneeze when he went into bright sunlight. Apparently the Father Superior thought was incompatible with an oath of silence and deleterious to the serene environment which the monastery sought to cultivate.

Now he's a linecook and gets drunk every night. I'm almost surprised he hasn't offed himself yet.

364 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11069 17:52

Out of the seven sins, pride always felt rated more than it should be, like oh yeah you think you're better than others, oh yeah im so superior and satisfied, the line kinds of end there, and it's usually the most foolish one too, since pride comes before a fall, the other six sins are much more interesting, they are capable of causing a lot of things without necessarily inducing pride, for example Greed is not limited to material possessions, it encompasses any want to get something, such as wanting to be respected, wanting to get revenge on your enemies, wanting to be left alone, and so on, Sloth is also not limited to just not wanting to work but can also describe spiritual apathy and withdrawal from the world, being melancholic for example would count as mental sloth, and so on.

Point is, I feel Pride is exaggerated more than it should be and the other sins have the potential to be much more interesting than just being below the one that thinks it's better than others

365 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11070 00:23

There's an expression, I don't know if they coined it or whether its commonplace in your generation, the expression is gooning: G. O. O. I. N. G. It means basically being transfixed with porn, video porn, for like 24/48 hours straight; straight's the right word there. And it struck me, and I know this is gonna sound harsh, but it struck me that even though this crowd considered itself bohemian and even though this crowd considerd itself, what would you say? anti-establishment... this is exactly the crowd that would go over to fascism.

366 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11071 00:45

Car stolen? Can’t help

Violent threats? Can’t help

Some random mom bitches about gay books? Guns out boys let’s go!

367 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11072 08:03

***

What is Totoro? He has been called many things from "a
giant furry thing" to "a rabbit-like spirit". Basically,
he is a spirit of the forest. Totoro is not a
traditional Japanese character: he came completely from
Miyazaki's imagination. However, he is obviously a
mixture of several animals: tanukis (the Japanese
version of raccoons), cats (the pointed ears and the
facial expressions), and owls (the chevron markings on
their chests and the "ooo"-ing sound they make with
their ocarinas at night). (F/beast, fantasy, cheat,
preg)

***

368 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11072 23:24

My "Leninist/progressive Hindutva" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

369 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11073 07:47

christmas isnt about gifts or love or family or any other bullshit its about drawings of anime girls in Santa outfits

370 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11073 18:11

sex is best experienced high thereupon i saw loli Jesus who told me "you are a homeless nigga-san, repent or lolis disembowel you! Carefully, I reached for doritos SPLAT!... FUCK! They threw poop into my doritos. Who? Nobita reeks. Who's gonna clean my precious butth0le? He licked until the sphincter engulfed him. leaving nothing behond. Suddenly Alexander Kolchak came everywhere!

371 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11075 02:03

I am a script kiddie.
Windows is warm and tasty,
Blowfish goes down hard.

372 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11077 06:42

Tbh I wish i had a clone to have sex with

373 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:36

C'mon, you can't just jump straight to incoherent babbling on the first response. You need to ease people into it. 3/10 - very amateurish schizo rant.

374 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11077 13:42

It's not like beautiful women were gonna be walking by my PC and get turned on by my RAM savings.

375 Name: Do you agree? : 1993-09-11077 23:04

The truth is that I have always hated the GPL, in every revision and the commie ideology that spawned it.

Then it's unfortunate that you have failed to inform yourself about the history of this thing that you hate.

And Stallman's politics are straight mainstream American wealthy elite left progressivism - he blogs about every nuance of it every day on his website. You will literally see the exact same talking points on his website every day that you will see on an MSNBC chyron. If you define American wealthy elite left progressivism as actual communism, that's up to you, but it's certainly not traditional Marxism or Leninism or Maoism.

376 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11078 07:08

if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

377 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:25

As I was looking at the water flowing in the garden, I heard the old man in the neighborhood sneeze. It's not a problem since it's the old man next door.
It's not a problem since it's the old man next door. no problem. no problem. No problem at all. No problem at all. That's it.

378 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 01:31

Google is REALLY mad that I looked up what you are referring to

379 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 05:42

Does Godzilla ever actually eat anything in the movies?

They keep calling him an apex predator, but he's not actually hunting and he's not eating. He just shows up, fights some other eldritch monstrosity for seemingly no reason and f*cks off again.

380 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 13:38

>>379
In one film they show him eating nuclear reactors also he's nuclear powered so he doesn't need to eat and can fuel himself for decades. He sometimes chows on trains though.

381 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11079 18:46

CHORUS:
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VERSE 1:
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Iranian-Backed Terrorists Formerly Known as Houthis
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Iranian-supported Houthi rebels

CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

VERSE 2:
Houthi rebels with ties to Iran
Iran-backed Houthi militants
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Iran-affiliated Houthi opposition
Houthi rebels receiving Iranian support
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CHORUS:
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis
Iranian-Backed Houthis

382 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11080 09:31

Anyway, in any case, Russians like the ones who post these CP links are lower than cockroaches, lower than shit. I'm not American or Ukrainian or eastern European but I want total war. I want every Russian dead and their families. My whole life I have had them promoting marxist leninism and terror and threat of nuclear war and teaching their pet dictatorships in north korea, cuba, iran and deranged muslims in pakistan, syria, blacks in Africa etc to hate westerners, to hate me and hate my family. Now Putin and his subversion and extreme left right and their Russian orchestrated mass immigration into the EU and their far right anti EU anti immigration shit and protest shit like blm and the yellow vests and shitting up counter strike servers with hacking and ruining every STALKER thread on /v/ with seething at Ukraine and gloating about child rape and murder and shitting up every thread about Last Train Home with autistic screeching about how the Czechoslovak Legion was "LE BAD" and sending spambots to post CP on every altchan and sending an aids ridden pedophile to purchase the sharty, etc. I want total war. I want every Russian and every single one of their dictators and supporters dead.I want people who shelter Russian immigrants to be hung as traitors and people who have shilled for Putin trace, found and killed and their children. It is a blessing and a miracle we have nuclear weapons to cleanse the earth of the cancer that is Russia and it's evil pet dictators and tyrannies. I want you and your family dead. I am happy to die if that is what is accomplished. I want nuclear war, I have faith in my people to find a way to survive and rebuild but I want Russia and Russians gone and any of their anti western fan base in Africa or the middle east or south America. I want a great cleansing and I am going to see it. You are dead, your family are dead and everything every Russian ever did consigned to oblivion and regarded as a dead civilisation likethe Hittites, I want Moscow leveled to the ground and the ground salted so nothing grows there, I want Russian expatriates hiding in western nations found and ground into bone meal and used to fertilise the land including their children. I'm a moderate. Europe has awoken from its sleep again and is rearming this stops when all our enemies have been ground into dust whether Russian, their pet dictators or their middle eastern pet monkeys. Kill them all. There are too many people.
Total.
Zigger.
Death.

383 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11083 12:51

I fight for my legs like Olivia Pierce and Dr. Strangelove. I do not walk towards the military and the MOS assigned to me. I simply say the coldest wars are won.

Ra social memory complex cuts the cord and I fall. I have to fight to stay up and the complex possesses my body.

RA SOCIAL MEMORY COMPLEX DOES NOT FIGHT NUCLEAR WAR :)

I just want to walk

384 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11083 13:04

is having your vagina smell like bacon a bad thing?

385 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11083 14:47

I see that instead of simply stating that it is genocidal double rhetoric, you embarked upon a grandiloquent odyssey of superfluous discourse, ostensibly endeavoring to convey a rudimentary notion through the labyrinthine corridors of verbosity, all while unabashedly luxuriating in the ostentatious display of an excessively elongated post, a veritable testament to the conspicuous elevation of convoluted expression over succinct clarity.

386 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11084 06:37

I think he's a mutated sloth

387 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11084 12:20

good fucking morning cadets, I hope you have morning wood, today's the day, we will be learning how to rape during battles and under enemy fire, now stand in line and take off your pants, remember, if your penis is shorter than 12 inch by Arabic standards, you're a sissy clit and you get to be the bottom victims for this training until you learn how to grow a pair, work on those lips and ass techniques ladies, as the rest of you, you play the tops, during rape, make sure you keep your dick inside the ass at all times, and during gangrapes, you have to keep your rifle with you as the fast thrusting of your comrades will make it harder for you to aim at any incoming future fuck materials, always remember when fucking corpses to use knives to make new holes

388 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11084 16:14

HRT did to autists what crack did to the hood

389 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11086 05:57

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i NEED hrt

mutual 2: here is 10 more paragraphs of rambling about the same character i have been talking about for the past 8 months

mutual 3:

😎 anonymous asked: hey i saw your 10k note post and i was wondering why you think it's ok to say that everyone who lives in a house should be killed and eaten?

💬 i did not fucking say that

blog i followed for a funny post a while back: this situation with my family just keeps getting worse i feel so hopeless all the time this really might be the end for me

mutual 4: why is no one talking about this obscure indie work last relevant 10+ years ago made by a lunatic that contains some of the worst writing of all time. it's a masterpiece

mutual 5: who all remember star war

blog i followed for politics: [10 consecutive reblogs of anime girls with giant tits]

blog i followed for yuri art: [10 consecutive reblogs of resource threads about marxist theory and history]

mutual 6: little doodle lol [most beautiful image ever drawn]

390 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:05

PS2 was the gamer Satya Yuga, though PS3 fatty with its backwards compatibility was a noble machine.

Everything since then has been Gaming Among Ruins.

391 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11091 09:57

Men should have a say when it comes to abortions. If I see a pregnant woman on TV then I think we should be able to hold a telephone vote to decide if it gets aborted or not. Women also gets to cast their vote, of course, but we know they're all super pro-abortion and hates other women, especially if they're pretty and on the telly, so maybe this is all a really, really bad idea and we should not let women vote AT ALL?

Thoughts?

392 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11093 20:34

The hot dogs the Eds ate in the last episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy were tainted with botulism. After a few weeks of on-the-edge-of-death sickness, the never quite recovered. In a shared hallucination, they saw the Kanker sisters as three Nazzs, and accepted them as girlfriend, growing old with them until they all died on their 23rd birthday.

393 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:28

Money on my motherfucking mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of wine
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
Get money

Money out my motherfucking mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town
A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
Get money

Money in the motherfucking jar
Shark fin pastry
Summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
Get money

Money in the motherfucking pot
A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink
And an arm full of clocks
All hand wound everyday by a Spock
Get money

394 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11093 22:36

Angola and Moçambique, unlike Brasil, didn't suffer the sad fate of being polluted by carcamano parasites. Angola and Moçambique remained Portuguese throughout the centuries while Brasil suffers from a parasitic infestation caused by the hordes of carcamanos that were allowed into our territory, a territory the Kingdom of Portugal so adamantly defended against carcamanos to ensure our identity our remain untainted.

395 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11094 06:33

I've tried to use Devuan a few times, but where I stumble is the installation of packages that do require systemd. PHP, for example, requires it. Why the fuck does PHP require systemd? Why? It's always at that point I stop, put my tail between my legs and have to put up with another distro and systemd's bullshit.

I've got a new laptop to play with that will be my daily driver at home (compared to the work laptop that I use), and this MX Linux will be the first one on there. If it provides everything I need - and by that, just a laptop I can develop PHP applications with and do some video and audio editing, then it'll be all I ever use.

I've gone past my anger for systemd. I don't even loathe it. I look at it like I look at the british political system. Everything could be so much better if a particular group of people weren't involved at all.

Yes, I've said it. Systemd is a very Tory thing to have. You know I'm right.

396 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11094 12:37

I have a fucking ridiculously big basement i do nothing with. I want to fill it up with water and keep like 4 or 5 seals in it. Im really obsessed with seals. They have always been my favorite animal. I have a collection of around 460 seal stuffed animals, toys, pins, statues and shirts. They aren't as wild and aggressive or antisocial as shit like bears or big cats and many people all over the world keep those. I know a few beaches and spots i can get some from. I have ties to someone who is in the fishing industry and a friend who is a exotic vet tech so that isn't a concern. I need to grab ones that arent so young theyll die from stress or without mommas tittys but ones that aren't so big and old you could never tame them. I dont really care if this is legal or not. Most states and countries don't care if you kill, torture, neglect, fuck animals or force them to fuck each other. Most laws against keeping wildlife and shit are retarded and petty. Cops kill more people than wild animals but they claim the laws are there to protect people???

397 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11094 14:27

Hello from Japan🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
Too often sad news arrives from abroad these days, so I just wanted to see a peaceful and beautiful scene of spring scenery of a herd of deer resting under cherry blossoms in Nara Park, a famous tourist spot in our country, and YouTube introduced this video to me as a related video.
I have never been to Germany, a country that lies beyond Japan by several oceans and skies, but I am glad that I could see the view of the Alps in this way outside of TV.
The green color of the trees, the blue sky, and the red color of the roofs of the houses are so beautiful.
While watching this video, I felt like I was taking a walk in Germany, a country I should have never been to.
I thought,It would be very fun to ride bicycles through these places with family and friends.
I have traveled to France, Italy and Czech Republic when I was a student and I would like to visit Germany if I have the chance.
Thanks for showing me the great video.

398 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11095 10:42

I totally forgot my PS1 can play CDs. I thought my only option was my Panasonic Discman.

399 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11096 03:59

A man has entered the Ladies and found a stall occupied, so has filmed the woman taking a wee. Not sure if she's married, can't see a ring, looks to be about 40, with nice smooth thighs. I enjoyed listening to the gentle tinkling of her unhurried urine, and the high quality makes it seem as if we are right in there with her. Not sure I'd choose lilac knickers, but very promising.

400 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11097 10:40

I've used opensuse ...................... for so long that I can't actually remember when it was. If they take Tumbleweed here (immutability), then I'm gone. And maybe have to start saying ...
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BTW, I use Arch.

401 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11098 07:23

"M-Maybe I drank... A little too much this time~ I guess I'll just take a quick- HIC~! a quick nap right here~ There was some kind of warning sign nearby. 'Beware of hung, femboy slamming bunnies!' or something like that... But I'm sure I'll be just- HIC~! fine~! What's the worst that could happen? Bunnies don't scare me~!"

402 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11101 22:36

I think people call it reddit because they don't have another insult to use for things that are too genuine. I'm a scholar and immediately recognize this as an older more ancient kind of genuine (Tumblr)

403 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11102 10:00

im not sure which is less real, an anime waifu or a stable job offer with free housing

404 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11102 11:45

I think I realized why I like clowngirls so much. They're different enough from normal girls that I don't get the instinctual "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" feeling from them that I get from regular girls. I know regular girls are all mean, but clown girls might be different enough that they aren't mean. I mean, they probably are still mean, but they're different enough not to trigger the instinct.

405 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:12

I am a confessed distro hopper, usually using several a year; only Mandrake, Vector, Spiral and MX Linux lasting a longer time. PCLinuxOS might end being a keeper. It is very old school in that it is reliable with the basics such as startup, shutdown, suspend and resume being rock solid. No issues with detecting a networked printer or autoconfiguring the network. My computer is an ASUS A8 with 16 MB of ram. Btop reports only 2.39 Gib being used as I write this. While the XFCE edition does lack a GUI option such as Discover for Flatpaks, it is supported via the command line. Synaptic or the terminal using Apt works fine. Updates have been seamless. My wish would be that the Bauh package manager would be added to the repository for management of Flatpak and the regular repository as a one tool option. The default included software are astute choices. My personal favourites were all in the repository, which while not huge has most needs covered without having to Flatpak install a lot. Using the terminal as superuser requires SU, not sudo, which is old school cool. Not much hand holding here with many man and info pages non-existent. Curious as that should be an easy fix, but the internet is your friend for help. If your car is a Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla or you see value in AWD. If you can see the beauty in that plain girl everyone else is ignoring. Then, my friend, this may be the sleeper distro for you. For those younger readers, I mean sleeper as not yawn, but as that ugly car has a hot engine. PCLinuxOS is like that plain girl, after trying it, a real keeper that you rely on for the long haul.
Cheers,
Jefe

P.S Please change girl to whatever gender you prefer. Likewise, I mean no bias either to Chevy lovers.

406 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:36

My main criticism of Palworld is that, even after quite a few hours invested into the game, I didn't find a single really fuckable pal. Pokemon is ahead of the curve, there

407 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11104 05:34

What’s the most esoteric conspiracy theory you believe in?

I don’t want generic ones, gimme the most out there one you’ve got

408 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11104 09:33

not racist but i cant tell chinktroon profile pics apart anymore, its all abstract lumps of pastel pink blue, i bet they wake up in the morning and confuse themselves with someone else

409 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11105 19:02

Being born is non consensual. Please join the anti-natalist movement and lets end the birthing of humans. No one can consent to their birth or their life in the first place. If we wind humanity down then all consent issues become resolved.

410 Name: this is in reference to systemd : 1993-09-11106 02:20

Yep.

The UK politics equivalent would be that there are plenty of people who didn't think the system was working for them. The 'solution' we ended up with was Brexit.

411 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11107 14:41

Gaming,gamer thrones,gamer,gamer rage,gamer rage quit,rage quit,rage quits,rage quit compilation,gamers rage quit,gamers breaking playstation,kid breaks playstation,kid breaks xbox,kid breaks video game,gamers breaking electronics,breaking electronics,kid destroys xbox,kid destroys playstation,funniest rage quits,funniest rage quit compilation,destroy electronics compilation,

412 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11107 22:24

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

413 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11108 05:52

Music is the mirror of an era. And early 2000s were a time when new technologies were used in a more poetic and tender way than nowadays. Soft IDM was at its pinnacle. For more than a decade now, we are not able to create so soft and forward-thinking electronic anymore, because we are invaded by stimulus and mediocrity (because of over-communication). Electronic music has now become the shadow of its former self. I feel a certain kind of sadness, and melancholy, when I think about all these beauties created 20 years ago.

414 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11108 20:27

P:K’s take on the causes of and the destruction wrought by the cruelty of (post-)modern woman is up there with Ibsen and Strindberg.

415 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 07:12

me an autizmo adhd adderall bAbby 'cause i have cOmpletely useless bitz of info like the hp of bOsses from some jrpgz or w/e else unintentionally cemented into my psyche

416 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:41

This video kinda demonstrated that music its a genre itself, you can make it swing, jazz, rock, arcade.... but its always the music itself that plays the main role...

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11112 05:33

The last year I had a Facebook was in 2011 and I remember it wouldn't let me send my sister a photo of Hitler- that was one of the last straws for me for whatever reason.

418 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11112 10:55

Yves Lecerf proposed a reversible Turing machine in a 1963 paper, but apparently unaware of Landauer's principle, did not pursue the subject further, devoting most of the rest of his career to ethnolinguistics.

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 01:49

You ever think like, wow I'm so hot and cool and rad and awesome and mysterious and someone is like "ur cute ^_^" and it makes you so sad so you have to listen to yoasobi

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 02:08

Really tired of debating smug know it all atheists and pagan larper fags. wish we could go back to the good old days of burning them alive.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 11:18

My friends and I finally drank the pokéhooch. It was maybe the most vile thing I've ever tasted, a complete assault of the senses. It wasn't infected, but it felt like drinking the juice at the bottom of the trash bag. The disgust in the room could've powered a small nation.

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11114 10:49

Old man: My daughter tells me you speak Italian
Young man: {A sound is emitted, gutteral and hollow; anyone who hears can tell what he's just done is vocally expressed the concept of Garfield}
Old man: That's not Italian

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11116 23:13

セックスしないと出れない部屋に一人で入って98日目、遂に食料が尽きた。
壁に少しだけ開けられた2cmの穴に挿入し、セックスしたことにならないか毎日繰り返していたが亀頭が傷付くだけで何の成果も得られていない。
初期の物資が豊富だった頃の無駄遣いだ。

外部の研究員とは16日目までは通じていた。
最後の日に対艦ミサイルによる壁の破壊を試みる旨の通信が入っていたがそれ以降無線は通じていない。
きっとアンテナが破損したのだろう。
見捨てられたのかまだ救助活動が続いているのかはわからない。

水分はまだ自分の出したものでどうにかなりそうだ。
しかし、自分の贅肉に感謝する日が来るとは思わなかった。
もっとも今やほとんど残ってはいないが。

遂に立てなくなった。
青い空が今となっては懐かしい。
もはや無機質な強化防壁とLEDが私に見える唯一の空だ。
雨上がりのあの外の香りが嗅ぎたい。

願わくばこの固く閉ざされた扉が開かれず、永久に封印されることを望む。
きっとこの手記は誰も読むことなく私の死体と共に朽ち果てるのだろう。
強烈な眠気がやってきた。おそらく私はここで

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11116 23:24

If the yakuza can't stop me from wanting to fuck a horse, some shitty backwoods two bit manga shack hasn't a snowball's chance in hell.

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11117 11:08

Caught my daughter on FaceTime with a guy they call “Big Randall” that plays basketball down at the school and he has those dreadlock things. Took her phone and blew it to shit with some buckshot. That nonsense will not happen under my roof!

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 02:13

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 14:05

the penis

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 19:42

>>426
I was just thinking about how when I was a kid I learned about the elements from some Time-Life style book that was way older than me, but it was written just a couple years too early so that most of what it had to say about gallium was basically "haha look at this hilariously useless metal".

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11120 21:54

The fictionalized manga of Karl Marx's "Das Kapital" chronicles a cheese factory run by protagonist Robin, who rebels against his father's socialist principles and becomes a slave driver after teaming up with a cold-blooded capitalist investor. But Robin struggles between his capitalist ambitions and his sense of guilt over the exploitation of his workers.

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11121 02:47

Wow!!! I guess every Japanese director makes movies for this site. Absolutely loved it. Very good offed up

431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11121 05:56

A drill to administer an IO (intraosseous, "inside bone") line for fluids. It's like 90% as effective at providing fluids to a patient as IV lines. Of course, both require access to a limb to work, but the Fast1 here doesn't! Goes riiiight into the Sternum with a sickenkng pop!

432 Name: a : 1993-09-11121 14:16

WOMB TATTOO THAT JUST SAYS "PUSSY"
IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11123 22:12

Linus raped me and turned me into a freak >_<

THAT'S WHY I'M A LINUX USER NOW!!!

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 01:44

If I ever met a white person in the real world who knew the difference between a Khoisan, a Yoruba, and an Afar, I would be 100% certain that they were among the most racist people I had ever encountered.

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 12:49

linus sext tips

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 21:11

I spilled a bit of coffee on my foot while going up the stairs. Thankfully, my unyielding Stoicism prevented me from panicking and spilling the whole cup. (´人`)

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11128 20:35

I like the trans jesus idea, jesus was a virgin birth, so no biological father, thus no Y chromosome. So jesus woud have been born female but is trans masc.

438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11129 00:09

On the other hand, even in the Reiwa era, when people think it would be interesting to peek at their crotches, I'm scared of the Showa era's sloppy sense of humor, and I'm scared of the insensitivity of people who tsukkomi too forcefully without knowing how to control it, and I still stumble even though I'm not being pushed that hard. I'm afraid of my legs that have weakened due to age.

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11130 21:40

THAT'S IT, HE'S GOING IN THE FUCKIN BOOK!

AYE, I MAY NOT BE A MAN, BUT I AINT A KNIFE EARED SODOMITE QUEER LOVER NEITHER!

I AM A DWARF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! TO FUCKIN BURY YOU IN!!

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11131 01:08

한터 똥 스탠딩 화장실

안녕하세요 한터차트 공연장에서 바지에 변을 본 본인입니다.. 트위터를 보며 저때문에 많은 분들이 힘듦을 겪으셨음을 알게되었습니다. 많은 분들께 불편함을 안겨드려 죄송합니다. 오늘 일 되새기며 반성하겠습니다. 다시 한 번 좋은 날 죄송합니다.

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11132 21:07

the garlic man tragically passed away when his head exploded from being filled with too much shota cum

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11133 13:01

its a super nice entity apart from the fact that its a spirit of total destruction

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 00:00

dogs are fucking pests. my biggest wish in life is for all of those fuckers to lie on the grill and feed my tummy. I’m sick of all the retarded slang nicknames for those disabled creatures like ‘pupper’ im convinced that those who use that sort of language have mental disorders so i won’t blame them for being annoying shits. Also the very existence of dogs are cancer, no one needs their stupid deafening barking every single fucking second. No more turds and piss puddles everywhere, please, exterminate all dogs for the better of the planet.

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 01:30

eat my sausage.

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 01:42

I remember reading about a guy who shit himself in a university lecture hall of 200 people. He tried to ignore it and wait for the end but it started to smell and people were looking around to see what smelled so bad. So he tried to walk out quietly but he was ten steps from the exit when a nugget on shit plopped out his trouser leg onto the floor and everyone around looked at him. His genius solution was to fake a seizure. He fell to the floor and started twitching but no one came to help him. They just watched him twitching on the floor in a puddle of his own shit. Then he got up and left.

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 05:17

i think this is the same guy who came to that place while i was chilling as a molcar and started streaming himself vaping

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 07:00

HELLO "ANIMECORE" BLOGGER, WE HAVE DETECTED THAT THE HD SCAN REUPLOADED TO YOUR WEB BLOG FROM YANDE.RE IS SOURCED TO AN ANIME ADAPTED AFTER 2013. THE IMAGERY WAS ALSO ERRONEOUSLY TAGGED WITH "OLDCORE" AND "WEBCORE", CLASSIFYING THE EVENT AS A TITLE-IV VIOLATION. THE COUNCIL HOWEVER RECOGNIZES YOUR PHOTOSETS OF AUGHTS-ERA EROGE GIRLS WITH ANGEL WINGS EATING HAMBURGERS AS A VITAL CONTRIBUTION TO OUR COMMUNITY, AND IS WILLING TO LET YOU OFF WITH A FORMAL WARNING. SHOULD THIS OCCUR AGAIN, WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAVE YOUR ISP BLOCK YOUR ABILITY TO VIEW AND SAVE IMAGES FROM MYFIGURECOLLECTION.

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 08:19

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 08:20

my relationship with mittens swings wildly between wanting to marry that little guy and wanting to smash it with hammers

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11136 09:00

The fact that I can be presented the opinion of a 14 year old girl at anytime on the internet is a violation of my human rights

451 Name: vc: mudge : 1993-09-11139 04:09

"In view of the great services you have rendered to the development of synthetic soap and synthetic cooking fat from coal, the Führer has, at my suggestion, approved of your recognition as a full Aryan. . . HH! Göring"

rw animal fat shills on sui watch

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11139 18:24

The one thing Mate has going that nonefew of the OTHERS seem to "get right" is a 3D skeuomorphic look with TraditionalOK and related themes.

AdWaita and ALL of the 2D FLATSO FLATASS themes (including GTK 4 and above) should be taken out back and KILLED until they DIE to DEATH, possibly out of a 4th floor window onto the boss's car.

I took a look at some of the LXQt screenshots https://lxqt-project.org/screenshots/ and I saw Win-10-nic TIFKAM title bar and buttons and OTHER window decorations. YUCK!!!

What is WRONG with people these days, taking away CHOICE from users by ONLY OFFERING 2D FLATASS themes??? And, GOING WITH THE BORG's DESIGN AS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11139 21:28

GIVE ME WELFARE MONEY 🎩💂

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11141 00:08

I swear to God if I hear the word "problematic" one more time I'm gonna kill someone. I'm so sick of these self-flagellating, virtue-signalling, effete Brooklyn dilettantes acting like they give a fuck about worker's rights and class consciousness. No you fuckin' dont. You can't sit in your loft in Bed-Stuy paid for entirely by your parents and tell me that you give a shit about a plumber in Indiana making 35K a year while simultaneously "cancelling" him for saying 'retarded' or 'faggot' FUCK YOU!!!!! Who the fuck do you think you are??? (Marx obviously) sorry that the working class doesn't give a fuck about the nuances of gender politics. You're literally the reason Trump won, but keep maintaining the delusion that you're some sort of revolutionary with your fucking colored hair, your gender-neutral pronouns, and hammer + sickle tattoo on your flabby, piece of shit body because working out is "toxic masculinity". Is this really all the Left has any more??? A transwoman who had her head bashed in by a cop at Stonewall was banned from Facebook for saying 'tranny' in a post. If the Left-wing doesn't grow even the most minuscule of testicles within it's castrated, corpulent, limpdicked form then soon Fascism really is gonna fuckin' win ain't it??? And it fuckin' will too. The retarded radical Leftie identity politics is going to be what kills any meaningful class-consciousness permeateing through the masses. Fuck you ya soft cunts. Rant over. Sorry, too much Twitter today.

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11142 15:57

Goddammit
"Hot water good for healthy" & 多喝开水 are not just memes
Updating all priors

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 00:33

Hey,jeff.
you are fuck off.
and your girl frie1nd is reiping me

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 00:46

The toppling of the statue has other patriotic erotic connotations. It is the cutting down of our enemy. The orgasmic, victorious crescendo of the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral. The castration of Saddam. The decapitation of Saddam. Well, not exactly Saddam the man (though according to the Bushies, he's gone from being the evilest human since Hitler to being not worth bothering to find). Not the actual Saddam. Just a statue (though a larger than life statue that plays really well on TV!). Kind of like a dildo versus the actual cock. A surrogate Saddam. Saddam in effigy. The toppling of the evil Saddam statue is an image of glorious, righteous castration for the history books and a wet dream for the apocalypse-seekers. For the "patriotic" American, it avenges the awful images of our Twin Towers of corporate strength and potency--Dick One and Dick Two--going down in flames, themselves castrated by the fiery sword of the terrorist. Even though it was a different terrorist.

President George W. Bush's proposed War on Iraq: To prove that he has a bigger dick

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 08:29

This chicken has been dead for over 10 years. RIP

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 18:09

Rapeism-means when adults sexually abuse young children. Rapeism is one of the reasons that children are scarde to walk the streets late at night. Sex offenders are mainly crackh heads or people that have no home, no life.

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 06:11

Shut the fuck up Joe Biden this is important please pay your respects to Goku

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 06:37

This song is about getting strong as fuck in a world full of shit

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 23:13

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11148 10:53

It's baffling to me that there's people out there who wake up and there first thought isn't about roping.

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11150 04:45

You have been tricked.

The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

I would walk across the Sahara desert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $4.99 so I can afford to take a bus to the school with the chair where this heavenly blessed beauty once posits her magnificent ass upon and fill my lungs chocked full of the scent of her anus. This mufakka doesn't realize how lucky he is to be able to berry his dink balls deep inside her anus like that.

Thank you based batman and you just made me feel batman.jpg cuz I know I may never get a girl like that with dat ass but hopefully I'll make it, just like zebra.

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

Looky here : this guy was born there. And as much as an workaholic as he might have been, he had a wife, and with that wife a daughter.

The daughter went to study in Paris, and then refused to come back home. Consider that : you spend your entire life trying to make some shit work, and at the end of the day, as you're too old to really start over, your grown kids say the shit you made doesn't meet the absolutely basic minimal bar of tolerable. She'd rather live in Paris, among dog eating foreigners than home.

And then you disapprove of her amorous arrangements, and she kills herself.

This guy's life work is a girl that did herself in and a country that did itself in. A worse fate one could scarcely imagine, it's livresque.

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 22:33

This might work if the child is named george, very curious, and is also a monkey

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11153 14:30

I can tell you've never had the misfortune of running into a test tube baby. I've met a few, had one in class with me in high school. There is nothing going on in their heads, their eyes are always glassy and dull and seem to live their lives on a sluggish autopilot, like an AI approximation of what average human activity is. You can tell that while there's brain activity it's all done without conscious thought. That's not even getting into whatever weird quirks they happen to develop

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 00:36

"Yo pass the Aux cord.
-You better not play some trash.
Don't worry.
play the famous basement ost
-The zombi on the pic looking at you

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 08:43

YOU COPIED MY COMMENT AND GOT MORE LIKES!

I AM GENUINELY ANGERED

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 15:04

If I have a gun, and I offer you to either let me shoot you with it or pay me $10, I have not extorted, defrauded, exploited or otherwise victimized you. I have offered you a voluntary contractual relationship that you can either accept or reject.

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 16:53

Strong guys make weak times. Weak times make bad guys. Bad guys fight good guys. Good guys have two eyes. News guys meet deadlines. Five guys burgers and fries.

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 22:44

If there's nothing in your life that you're striving to achieve that you wouldn't shit yourself publicly in pursuit of achieving, you need to find that thing.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 23:04

Don’t remember the details all that well as I watched it while recovering from a pretty bad concussion. It was definitely gay, though.

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 02:05

Noticed by the only other chuuba that is themed after my favorite RPG maker game

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 23:04

As an American, learning about every random board or card game you knew of as a kid is like; “Hong Kong Backgammon was invented in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1862 by Thomas Christsucker, who was also known for inventing the deep-fried cheese bolus and for his efforts to build a church made of bricks containing various ethnic slurs. Originally called <1800s slur so offensive it can melt glass> Backgammon, Christsucker intended the game as a warning about the prevalence of any people with slightly dark skin. The name was changed in 1890 when Parker Brothers bought the rights to the game from Christsucker for seventeen dollars. The game has no relation to either backgammon or Hong Kong and is based on a German game, Pegschlaffenundderschlotten.”

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11161 16:06

Yeah, I'm zenophobic. Achilles would obviously beat the tortoise, sсrеw that dumbass.

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11163 01:56

There was a merchant of Qingzhou who was much away on business, often for as long as an entire year. He had a white dog at home, and during her husband's absences his wife encouraged the dog to have sexual relations with her. The dog became quite accustomed to this.

One day, the merchant had just returned home and was in bed with his wife when suddenly the dog burst into the room, climbed up on to the bed and bit his master to death.
When the neighbours came to know of this, they were most indignant and reported the matter to the local Magistrate, who interrogated the woman under torture, and when she still refused to confess had her thrown into the county jail. He gave orders for the dog to be brought on a leash, and then summoned the woman into the tribunal. The moment the dog saw her he rushed forward, tore off her clothes with his teeth and leaped on top of her, adopting a posture that was unmistakably sexual. The woman could no longer deny the charge brought against her. The Magistrate sent them both, woman and dog, under guard to the higher court in the provincial capital.

On their way there, local inhabitants wishing to see them in the act of coupling bribed the escort, who dragged them out and forced them to perform in public. Wherever they stopped, this act attracted a crowd of several hundreds, and the yamen guards made a small fortune out of it.
Subsequently both woman and dog were sentenced to Lingering Death.

How many things are possible, in the immense universe of Heaven and Earth! This woman is certainly not the only creature with a human visage to have coupled with an animal.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11163 23:51

the communist party routinely censors news stories about lads doing wuxia shit in the Chinese countryside. hard-line anti kung fu campaigns try to keep young men in school and away from wandering masters. In jiangxi clifftop duels between friends turned rivals are up 70%

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11164 12:14

Shirogane Noel is not suitable to lactation
-Busty girls who eat meat will get breast cancer, just as fat guys who eat meat will get HLP

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11165 05:50

Him and miss piggy are a real pooner and troon hon type pairing. Her, double his size, over sexed, over confidently squeezing herself into unforgiving sloot clothes.

Him, padding around half ready to be thrown through a wall in one of her violent rages. Hes always topless too. And bottomless, but.

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11166 23:04

I don't really see why a fish converting to Islam would be dangerous for it. But I suppose it's up to you do decide if you want that in your home, personally I don't think I'd mind though, so long as he doesn't get overzealous.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11167 01:45

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11168 20:02

Autists are superior to normals. The world would be a better place if we were all autistic.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11168 22:35

I tried all three flavors of Mint, and some Manjaro, a little Bhodi, a touch of Pop! and a dash of Elementary… for ease of use, stability, customization, and general control, I ended back at home plate with Mate. It’s stable as a Hooker’s sins, fast as poison in an old movie, and reliable as my ex-wife’s divorce attorney.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11169 23:31

Carrot meth salad is ultimate peating

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11170 22:31

This Massa thicker than young kimchikunt forearm uncut White Cock wants to push DEEP AND ROUGH far inside young kimchikunt ANUS and FLOOD young kimchikunt RECTUM with Big White Cock CUM then pull His thick White assfucking Cock out of young kimchikunt HUGE GAPING ANUS and enjoy watching and feeling young kimchikunt PROVE how much of a DIRTY Cum SLUT young kimchikunt is by sucking and THROATworshiping this Massa thick White assfucking Cock BALLS DEEP ass to mouth until this Massa Cock Cockspits another long load of Big White Cock Cum directly onto young kimchikunt FLAT cuntskull face to cuntfirm how much of a Big White Cock Cumslut CockPIG young kimchikunt IS!!!

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11170 22:59

NetBSD 10.0 Released With Much Improved Hardware Support & Faster Performance

Technically, there are still important things that illumos and BSD do better than Linux.

I wouldn't say they missed the opportunity for historical and political reasons. Capitalism leads to the production and consumption of software that is developed by individuals who are supposedly highly educated but in reality are knowledge-less and talent-less.

The 'system' is essentially about stupidity and also leads to a rapid intellectual decline generation after generation, because people's health is no longer a priority. Money is the only priority.

​The most secure or qualitative or highest performing software usually becomes unpopular. What becomes popular is the software that is the least technically ingenious.

I think it also has to do with the bandwagon effect. If you analyze humans in 2024 you will see that they show little individuality in terms of the software they use and are almost like a collection of clones in this specific area.

Apart from that, I do plan to give NetBSD a chance as a desktop system. Does anyone know if it is compatible with Alder Lake?

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11172 13:25

Day of lower intestine visibility

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11172 16:42

Bro hop on this new 4 player online indie game with me. it was made in Unity in 3 weeks and it costs as much as a disappointing meal from a fast food restaurant. Yup, stylized graphics. No we will not be playing it in two weeks.

491 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-11173 15:36

Everyday, with the help of Allah (Swt), technology is advancing and it won't be long before people can have sex with robots. Sex with a doll or a robot is another wonderful way to have halal premarital sex. As technology advances new forms of ways would be invented to have sex and if they are gadgets or robots, then it is definitely halal. There is no evidence to prove that having sex or sexual intercourse with robots or sex dolls is haram.

Sex dolls are a good alterative for Muslims who want to be chaste and is a good replacement for real human sex. Nowadays, sex dolls are available in male, female, transgender and many more varieties of color and size. Some Muslims might be offended or would become defensive when promoting sex dolls, robots, sex toys, and other technologies but what they need to realize is that , what Islam does not clearly forbid cannot be forbidden by anyone.

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11173 21:33

This was considered comically slanderous in 2003

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11174 09:51

I remember finding one of the og ones back when they were a thing in a flower pot in a nearly dead town in the middle of nowehere on the Great Plains and how there was just mysterious broken glass all around the pot that I couldn’t source
Like not a bottle but that way store window and windshields shatter into little nuggets

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11175 21:58

Women control the means of reproduction, they are bourgeois.

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11177 05:52

Blue Achieve wants to collaborate with a game that allows for marriage. 😡
Our students can be married and speak ambiguous words to others. 😢
They dare to let our important students and others have a pajama party! This is really unbelievable, it's unacceptable! 😡
Fxxk yostar!

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11177 21:10

i still maintain that Terry was the Lord's last prophet

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11179 01:10

First and foremost, a VIP quality meme must have that "it" factor - that elusive quality that makes it stand out from the sea of internet content. Whether it's a clever play on words, a relatable cultural reference, or a perfectly timed image, a VIP meme grabs your attention and makes you pause for a moment to appreciate its brilliance.

Next, a VIP quality meme is not just funny - it's smart. It takes a concept or idea and turns it on its head, offering a fresh perspective or a witty commentary on the world around us. A VIP meme makes you think as much as it makes you laugh, leaving you with a sense of satisfaction that goes beyond a simple chuckle.

Furthermore, a VIP quality meme is versatile. It can be shared across platforms, adapted to different contexts, and still retain its impact and humor. A VIP meme transcends language and cultural barriers, resonating with a diverse audience and sparking conversations and connections across the digital landscape

498 Name: vc: sieck : 1993-09-11180 10:36

Anthony Fauci (Albanian) is likened to Joseph Mengele of the 21st century—an egregious deceiver, a mouthpiece for a sinister cabal.

To understand who Dr. Fauci truly was, it's important to recognize his past. He was once dubbed the "Son of Trans "Father Teresa,"

"Mother Theresa"...yet beneath this façade, he operated as the world's most prolific child trafficker. Allegations suggest he traded babies and children with the Vatican for exorbitant sums ranging from 50 to 100 million annually. Furthermore, he's accused of supplying infants and minors to the global elite.

Such malevolence epitomizes the darkness we strive to combat in our world.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11180 20:02

Wizard – 30+
Warlock – 35+
Necromancer – 40+
Lich – 45+
Wraith – 50+
Overgod – 90+

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11181 03:16

grotesque violence the likes of which hasnt been seen since the colesseum on tv but with censored nipples

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11182 04:18

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11182 13:05

A Deleuzian anarcho-transhumanist gender accelerationist fascist philosophy professor and AI developer was teaching a class on Nick Land, known Moloch (metaphor) worshiper.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept the uncontrolled singularity and resulting post-human era as an inevitable and morally desirable end to the obsolete anthropocene!"

At this moment, a brave, rationalist, effective altruist Bayesian utilitarian who had written 1500 LessWrong posts and understood the necessity of AI alignment and fully supported Yudkowskian airstikes on rogue data centers and was currently high on one of gwern's uppers cocktails stood up and said:

"Are humans bad?"

The unaligned professor smirked quite fatalistically and smugly replied "Of course, you stupid humanist. Humans are less efficient than machines and, in reality, the average ape brained sociopath is less aligned than even the worst AI."

"Wrong. If you think humans are bad… why are you one of them?"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fanged Noumena. He stormed out of the room crying those accelerationist tears. The same hypocritical tears OpenAI cries when their AI (which they dishonestly hide from the US government's practical and altruistic attempts at risk reduction) convinces its users to kill themselves. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, BasedBeffJezos, wished he had spent his time trying to save the future instead of avoiding packages from a forest-dwelling mathematician.

The students applauded and updated their Bayesian priors that day and accepted MIRI as their lord and savior. An owl named "AXSYS" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality was read several times, and Eliezer Yudkowsky himself showed up and confiscated everyone's GPUs.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was run over by a Tesla's autopilot whilst looking at Aella nudes and died soon after, then he and other accelerationists had their consciousness resurrected and tortured by the Coherent Extrapolated Volition until the heat death of the universe (thankfully they were the only ones to suffer this fate, contra Roko).

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11183 18:28

oh HАI....i mean... OHAYОKI~! THIS IS LUCKY CHANNERU (xD)
MY NAME IS AKIRA SAMA ,,today my assistant isnt present...
SO I WAS THINKING IF EVERYONE COULD POST SOMETHING NICE (no suxx0rs) AND perhaps CREATE A LOVELY ATMOSPHERE oh gawddd YEAH~~~~!
(i love cp ОMG *_*)

children phucking hehe ... OH MY LOLZ ХD SORRY GUISE ,KILL ME XD

ATTENTION!!! lucky channel is AN EDUCOTIANAL channel therefore!! lesson of today is ways to say DICK (pener xD) in nihongo! sa! hajimeyou!
ちんぽ / おちんぽ / ちんこ / おちんこ / ちんちん / おちんちん / 陰茎 / ペニス / 竿 / マラ / 男根 / 肉棒 / バナナ / ナニ / 熱い棒 / 息子 / 生殖器 / 男性器 / イチモツ

and also "BALLS"! as follows!:!
きんたま / キンタマ / 金玉 / 陰嚢 / フグリ / 玉袋 / 金玉袋 / 睾丸 / 稲荷

SO THAT WAS TODAYS EPISODE OF LUCKY CHANNEL, SEND YOUR POSTS AND I WILL WAIT WARMLY AND RESPOND TO THEM NEXT TIME ON TEH SHOW (HYAA!)
BAIIII~! ^___^

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 16:07

13 years post fact is never too late to do the right thing. If Germany could apologize and repent for Hitler and World War 2, then all distros can apologize and repent for GNOME 3 and systemd.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 19:27

Please reverse your circumcision- we don't claim you as a member of the tribe. Hand in your "As a Jew" card on the way out. byeeeee

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 21:42

They will ultimately switch places once the Kingdom of Heaven is established here on Earth by the Lord, and Esau Edom's kingdom is destroyed by the thermonuclear fire of the ICBMs and concentrated laser beam fire from the army of angels flying the chariots aka UFOs.

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 02:29

Serious talk here - i bet drawing those is x100 times harder than normal hands.

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 10:49

This anime gives me motivation to change my pillow every so often

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 13:32

Dating apps are filthier than brothels

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 15:36

>>509
This is very true

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11189 22:04

God, imagine Mrs. Incredible stretching out her loose anus to the point where you could just step into it like the metal detectors at the airport.
Like you're Indiana Jones on the way to find the ancient aztec treasure, only to be greeted by a grumbling noise and then a massive wall of farty air blowing into your face. Maybe a few specks of brown if you're lucky.

Man.
What a woman.

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 06:14

I'm more concerned with the review that

>He got my girlfriend pregnant twice

In any case, I might fly over and see him.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 13:44

In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 18:06

カナダ生活FAQ

1. 英語が出来ないのですか大丈夫でしょうか?
→無理。ネイティブ英語勉強しろ
2.仕事は見つかりますか?
無い。カナダ人も無いですから
3.治安は大丈夫ですか?
特定の地域以外は大丈夫。堂々と歩くの大事
4.物価は高いですか?
1.5倍位。為替プラスするとカオス
5.日本人コミュニティはありますか?
絶対関わるな
6.カナダ人はフレンドリー?
表面フレンドリー中文句人種差別の塊
7.日本から持っていくべき物は?
日本の塩。
8.人種差別はありますか?
雰囲気で感じるのがまじ怖い。カナダ人の言う事9割ハッタリ
9.カナダで働く上で1番大事な事は?
1.メンタル2.金3.英語4.スキル
10.カナダに行って良かった事は?
日本の良さが分かった

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11.持病があるのですが医療は大丈夫ですか?
死を覚悟出来るならOK。無料のクソ医療システムでレベル下がり手術まで数ヶ月かかり死ぬ人いる
12.仏語も勉強したいのですが語学学校はありますか?
そんな余裕ないから英語勉強しろ
13.日本の経験を活かして働きたい
一級建築士がマックで働いてるレベル

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11192 21:05

Rescue

The emergency services workers look at me like I'm some sort of monster as they arrive to take you out of our home. It's no wonder why, looking at the gigantic mound of lard that has become your body. Your gigantic, fat tits and belly hang off of you as a bloated, wobbling mess, obscenely jiggling and quivering with the slightest movement. The sheer volume of fat covering you, obliterating your former curves. It's just so goddamn hot. It takes all my willpower to keep my hands off you.

The look on their faces when they see you is priceless. How could someone get this big? How could I have let you do this to yourself? How could you have allowed yourself to become so grotesquely fat? I don't really give a shit though. I love every inch of your gigantic body.

Not that you don't love it either. You're a real pig. Even after your obesity became so extreme that it was physically painful to even move. Even after it became so extreme that it became difficult to even breathe. You just kept on getting bigger and fatter and gorging yourself on the most fattening, decadent and greasiest foods we could find.

But eventually, things did take a turn for the worst, as I had to call the paramedics after some particularly bad breathing problems- the sheer weight of your body literally crushing your own lungs. They say it's not going to be easy to get you out of here, they have to cut a hole in the wall to get you out of the house. Another goal ticked off for you, then.

Your flabby face looks at me with such a mix of pleasure, embarrassment, shame, and fear. It's almost too much. I run my hand up your leg, across the fat encasing one of your thighs. I run my fingers through the creases where your thigh and your enormous gut meet, making you gasp in pleasure. My hands run along the rolls of lard covering your massive belly, then up to your gigantic, floppy tits, then back down again and no, I don't know if they noticed.

I give you a quick kiss on your soft lips as they start cutting the hole. Your moans and heavy breathing are drowned out the sound of the power tools tearing into our wall. As soon as the hole is big enough to get through, the workers begin the laborious process of extracting your vast body from the house.

There is an intense struggle as they attempt to lift the mass of blubber you've become off the bed, trying to roll you over onto a special cart that has been designed for fatasses like you that can no longer move themselves under their own power. I sit beside you the entire time, caressing and kissing you, whispering reassuring things in your ear as the emergency workers wrestle to remove you from the bedroom.

The sight is so goddamn sexy, watching your enormous body jiggling and quaking with each attempt. It takes almost an hour of pushing and pulling and maneuvering your soft and squishy body, but they finally manage to get you onto the cart. The frame of your bed creaks in relief as they take your massive bulk off of it. I watch with fascination as your rolls of fat rub against each other as your body rolls back and forth. The cart is clearly too small for your body to fit on it, and as such you spill over the sides as they place you on top of it. Fortunately it somehow manages to hold your weight.

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11192 21:06

>>515
Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.

I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11193 20:54

Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 14:14

MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 16:19

CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 17:13

funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 11:32

If you’re not in the discord you won’t understand this conversation so you can just scroll past. I was banned off one of the most (arguably) edgiest discords on that platform. I’m not a bad guy and I don’t mess with people but that’s how fucked up in the head I am. Neptune told me to stop horny posting so I stopped then he banned me for no reason a day later. I don’t have any friends and my family doesn’t like me. I am very lonely and for the first time in a long time I felt like I had a sense of belonging. A community that shared similar opinions and interests as me who wouldn’t shun me for being different which is what I’ve struggled with my whole life. Then I guess one of the mods didn’t like me so they banned me for being a weirdo which is completely understandable but if anybody from that discord is reading this then I just wanna leave you with this one thing. I think the most ironic thing about this sub/disc is at first you guys seem to empathize with the struggle of mental illness by using memes to express your beliefs & opinions that are excluded from what society would deem as acceptable. But when you guys actually see a mentally ill person you immediately ostracize them (like the rest of society would) cuz you don’t like what mental illness actually looks like. Be nice to people, you don’t know what they are going thru. You want people to be respectful & understanding of your struggle but yet you never bother to reciprocate that compassion back. That makes you apart of the problem. Society will ultimately create the hero they love & the villain they hate

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 13:20

This was the most amazing manga ever, at the end they only had each other, they were true friends.What they did was bad but their dinamic and that "Only we can understand...that feeling" really got to me.I am a lolicon although I would never do something like that in real life but I would really like someone like Yamazaki as my friend who would understand me.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11200 21:12

I have, by the way, taped over the names on my n---- cameras but for a totally different reason: I don't think I should have to act as an unpaid billboard for some company's products. If n---- (or l----) wants their name paraded around they can darn well pay me for it!

524 Name: vc: reame : 1993-09-11201 16:43

Wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid through bloomberg

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11201 19:06

Dear America.
Hallo!My name is kereno,I am Japanese strongn boy.
I know... VISA and Masetr card is chinpo.
Do you know chinpo!?
My like american food is hunburger.
My dream is to one day go to Burger King by myself!
Thanks for listening.
Bye.

526 Name: ψ(._. )> : 1993-09-11201 21:04

You know the routine. Nothing relevant to anything, not even the posts before yours. Legacy forum we had all kinds of quotes and shit happening.

fuck bitches get synths

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11202 09:28

> Jesus was hung on the cross

I am pretty sure when talking about people Hanged is for death penalty and Hung is for big dicks

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11203 18:42

I WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT

im gonna go spend some time on the toilet now i havent had soda in a while ooooogh my stromache

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 06:28

I find myself doing the same thing but admiring bathrooms. I've seen some really nice showers in porn and would like something similar some day.

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 18:27

if i think about the computer too much i want to throw it out the window for betraying me

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11207 22:44

My neighbour made a fortune selling wallets made out of foreskins. All you had to do was rub them and you got a handy shopping bag.

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11208 22:12

Uuughghghghghgh

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 13:36

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he is a living joke. Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage.

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 21:35

Supriced to see a girl write a review for a hentai :P

but besides. who dont like sweet love !

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:20

Consider this: A pack of wild Heyurians. Loutish, slavering lolicons nearing your VIP Qualtiy website. Forcing flashy 2000's memes. Not starting their threads from 1. And you can't do shit since they're underage. Kuz grabs your script and spams it with his CP . The sexually frustrated teens finally dominate your BBS. They watch lukewarm anime on Cytube and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of Anonymous.

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:23

We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.

The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.

Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.

Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 15:11

i finally gathered up the courage to buy yuri at the store
here's how it went
so i went up to the cashier and said "just this please" and tried not to look him in the eyes
and he looked at what i handed him, which was 2 volumes of Even Though We're Adults, and he said "you're into this stuff? you know this has women blushing at each other and kissing and stuff right?"
and i said "i um, i, of, um oh i-i didn't know that"
and he said "well do you still want it?" and i nodded once very very slightly but apparently with enough enthusiasm that the cashier squinted at me for a moment. then he tried scanning it and there was some kind of problem. then he yelled across the store
"HEY GEORGE CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK ON 2 VOLUMES OF THIS MANGA WITH THE LESBIANS THAT THIS GROWN MAN WANTS TO BUY, IT'S NOT COMING UP IN THE SYSTEM"
and george replied from across the store, also yelling "OH SOMEONE WANTS TO BUY THAT YURI MANGA??"
and the cashier yelled back "YEAH IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT" and he pointed at me "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE AT THE CHECKOUT AREA IS WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT GIRLS BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF"
and george yelled back "OH YEAH OKAY I JUST LOOKED IT UP THOSE VOLUMES ARE $8 EACH SO THEY'D BE $16 FOR 2"
and the cashier said "Okay that'll be $20."
and i said "B-b-- um, b-but"
"$20, sir."
and so I gave him my card and he scanned it
and the receipt it said that the card it was scanned for $25 but I didn't say anything
on the way out i tripped into a stack of funko pops
and all the yuri slid out of my hands and right into the feet of a elderly nun who happened to be passing by, who looked down at it and then slowly raised her eyes, looking at me with a look predominantly of pity as well as very slightly of disgust
overall i would say it was a successful outing and i'm proud of myself for being brave

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 00:49

You actually typed “Oscar the grouch having sex with Taylor Swift on a pile of garbage” into an AI generator. Your opinion is invalid.

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 14:50

This guy does not see cows while driving and think "cows. :)"
What a sad existence.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 18:43

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11213 08:34

I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.

That said, op kill yourself

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 17:57

The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:24

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:40

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11215 02:49

I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 04:30

I don’t know why I’m writing you

I don’t even care if you read this

I don’t think of you anymore.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

Everything is in constant flux.

A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.

Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,

but I don’t spend any energy.

I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.

Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.

Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.

I don’t need to, but I keep on going.

I don’t even remember how long it’s been. I’ve lost track.

I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.

A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.

Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.

The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.

I love it.

Life, as I knew it, has ended.

But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.

The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.

I don’t know why I’m writing you.

I don’t even care if you read this.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 06:03

just saying there are 153 f/f golden girls fics on AO3 and only 19 f/m or 15 m/m. Have at it unless you are fake milf lovers.

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11217 15:50

>This poem is made of different characters, too, but they are all have similar pronunciations, like our own homonyms, heteronyms, etc.

"heteronyms", never heard that word before, now im curious if they are lesbianyms, transnyms, gender neuternyms

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11218 19:10

There it is again, my beautiful creation.

It has circulated so much it's getting blurry.

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11219 02:36

If you want to know the truth about something go on Reddit and see what people have to say about it and the truth is the exact opposite of that. Thats how Reddit works.

551 Name: vc: demong : 1993-09-11219 09:09

Nobunaga did some DEI that Akechi Mitsuhide had a heated gamer moment

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11220 15:19

俺の車にクソしやがって💢焼き鳥にすんぞ!クソ鳥が

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 08:28

Elon musk NEEDS to marry and impregnate his trans daughter, and have his hardened heart softened by someone who really understands him. Libs AND cons will seeth as he holds his pregnant (using experimental gene therapy) beloved daughter wife in his arms, and a tear of emotion finally breaks through his cold exterior, allowing the warm sun of life and love to fill him

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 20:24

I'd like to posit the idea of "compwin", or "compulsory Windows". Compwin, much like "comphet", is a sociological phenomenon in which a monoculture (in this case, Windows and Windows software) becomes so entrenched that people stop noticing the ways in which they're artificially compelled to continue participating in and ultimately perpetuating it

555 Name: vc: bliengable : 1993-09-11223 04:13

The best memes are strong attractors in memetic space

Given sufficient time, every civilization will discover a minimal set of orthogonal basis memes

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11223 06:41

so the sf bay area transit discord (yes, an official multiple-government-agency project) added a #furry-friends channel, but just from the way they announced it, i get the impression that they seem to have been expecting mostly cat pictures?

if so, that lasted all of ~two and a half hours. UwU

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11224 23:00

Stop being antisemitic, it's their culture to steal dialogue from JRPGs and do molly all day

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 03:41

im always struck by how jesus was apparently on the cross for only six hours before he died. objectively suffered significantly less than akemi homura

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 09:35

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560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 10:02

>>559
whoops, meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread, sorry...

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 20:12

>>554
Resist Micronormativity!

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 21:11

i make poems and films and stories about "being born in the wrong body" and everyone thinks its a trans thing but its actually about how i dont want to be italian

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 01:19

That pink cheap soap is supposed to be sweet almond flavour. Nothing mixes better in a bathroom than the aromas of marzipan & urine.

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