[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (522)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

401 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11098 07:23

"M-Maybe I drank... A little too much this time~ I guess I'll just take a quick- HIC~! a quick nap right here~ There was some kind of warning sign nearby. 'Beware of hung, femboy slamming bunnies!' or something like that... But I'm sure I'll be just- HIC~! fine~! What's the worst that could happen? Bunnies don't scare me~!"

402 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11101 22:36

I think people call it reddit because they don't have another insult to use for things that are too genuine. I'm a scholar and immediately recognize this as an older more ancient kind of genuine (Tumblr)

403 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11102 10:00

im not sure which is less real, an anime waifu or a stable job offer with free housing

404 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11102 11:45

I think I realized why I like clowngirls so much. They're different enough from normal girls that I don't get the instinctual "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" feeling from them that I get from regular girls. I know regular girls are all mean, but clown girls might be different enough that they aren't mean. I mean, they probably are still mean, but they're different enough not to trigger the instinct.

405 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:12

I am a confessed distro hopper, usually using several a year; only Mandrake, Vector, Spiral and MX Linux lasting a longer time. PCLinuxOS might end being a keeper. It is very old school in that it is reliable with the basics such as startup, shutdown, suspend and resume being rock solid. No issues with detecting a networked printer or autoconfiguring the network. My computer is an ASUS A8 with 16 MB of ram. Btop reports only 2.39 Gib being used as I write this. While the XFCE edition does lack a GUI option such as Discover for Flatpaks, it is supported via the command line. Synaptic or the terminal using Apt works fine. Updates have been seamless. My wish would be that the Bauh package manager would be added to the repository for management of Flatpak and the regular repository as a one tool option. The default included software are astute choices. My personal favourites were all in the repository, which while not huge has most needs covered without having to Flatpak install a lot. Using the terminal as superuser requires SU, not sudo, which is old school cool. Not much hand holding here with many man and info pages non-existent. Curious as that should be an easy fix, but the internet is your friend for help. If your car is a Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla or you see value in AWD. If you can see the beauty in that plain girl everyone else is ignoring. Then, my friend, this may be the sleeper distro for you. For those younger readers, I mean sleeper as not yawn, but as that ugly car has a hot engine. PCLinuxOS is like that plain girl, after trying it, a real keeper that you rely on for the long haul.
Cheers,
Jefe

P.S Please change girl to whatever gender you prefer. Likewise, I mean no bias either to Chevy lovers.

406 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11103 17:36

My main criticism of Palworld is that, even after quite a few hours invested into the game, I didn't find a single really fuckable pal. Pokemon is ahead of the curve, there

407 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11104 05:34

What’s the most esoteric conspiracy theory you believe in?

I don’t want generic ones, gimme the most out there one you’ve got

408 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11104 09:33

not racist but i cant tell chinktroon profile pics apart anymore, its all abstract lumps of pastel pink blue, i bet they wake up in the morning and confuse themselves with someone else

409 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11105 19:02

Being born is non consensual. Please join the anti-natalist movement and lets end the birthing of humans. No one can consent to their birth or their life in the first place. If we wind humanity down then all consent issues become resolved.

410 Name: this is in reference to systemd : 1993-09-11106 02:20

Yep.

The UK politics equivalent would be that there are plenty of people who didn't think the system was working for them. The 'solution' we ended up with was Brexit.

411 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11107 14:41

Gaming,gamer thrones,gamer,gamer rage,gamer rage quit,rage quit,rage quits,rage quit compilation,gamers rage quit,gamers breaking playstation,kid breaks playstation,kid breaks xbox,kid breaks video game,gamers breaking electronics,breaking electronics,kid destroys xbox,kid destroys playstation,funniest rage quits,funniest rage quit compilation,destroy electronics compilation,

412 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11107 22:24

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

413 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11108 05:52

Music is the mirror of an era. And early 2000s were a time when new technologies were used in a more poetic and tender way than nowadays. Soft IDM was at its pinnacle. For more than a decade now, we are not able to create so soft and forward-thinking electronic anymore, because we are invaded by stimulus and mediocrity (because of over-communication). Electronic music has now become the shadow of its former self. I feel a certain kind of sadness, and melancholy, when I think about all these beauties created 20 years ago.

414 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11108 20:27

P:K’s take on the causes of and the destruction wrought by the cruelty of (post-)modern woman is up there with Ibsen and Strindberg.

415 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 07:12

me an autizmo adhd adderall bAbby 'cause i have cOmpletely useless bitz of info like the hp of bOsses from some jrpgz or w/e else unintentionally cemented into my psyche

416 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:41

This video kinda demonstrated that music its a genre itself, you can make it swing, jazz, rock, arcade.... but its always the music itself that plays the main role...

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11112 05:33

The last year I had a Facebook was in 2011 and I remember it wouldn't let me send my sister a photo of Hitler- that was one of the last straws for me for whatever reason.

418 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11112 10:55

Yves Lecerf proposed a reversible Turing machine in a 1963 paper, but apparently unaware of Landauer's principle, did not pursue the subject further, devoting most of the rest of his career to ethnolinguistics.

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 01:49

You ever think like, wow I'm so hot and cool and rad and awesome and mysterious and someone is like "ur cute ^_^" and it makes you so sad so you have to listen to yoasobi

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 02:08

Really tired of debating smug know it all atheists and pagan larper fags. wish we could go back to the good old days of burning them alive.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 11:18

My friends and I finally drank the pokéhooch. It was maybe the most vile thing I've ever tasted, a complete assault of the senses. It wasn't infected, but it felt like drinking the juice at the bottom of the trash bag. The disgust in the room could've powered a small nation.

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11114 10:49

Old man: My daughter tells me you speak Italian
Young man: {A sound is emitted, gutteral and hollow; anyone who hears can tell what he's just done is vocally expressed the concept of Garfield}
Old man: That's not Italian

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11116 23:13

セックスしないと出れない部屋に一人で入って98日目、遂に食料が尽きた。
壁に少しだけ開けられた2cmの穴に挿入し、セックスしたことにならないか毎日繰り返していたが亀頭が傷付くだけで何の成果も得られていない。
初期の物資が豊富だった頃の無駄遣いだ。

外部の研究員とは16日目までは通じていた。
最後の日に対艦ミサイルによる壁の破壊を試みる旨の通信が入っていたがそれ以降無線は通じていない。
きっとアンテナが破損したのだろう。
見捨てられたのかまだ救助活動が続いているのかはわからない。

水分はまだ自分の出したものでどうにかなりそうだ。
しかし、自分の贅肉に感謝する日が来るとは思わなかった。
もっとも今やほとんど残ってはいないが。

遂に立てなくなった。
青い空が今となっては懐かしい。
もはや無機質な強化防壁とLEDが私に見える唯一の空だ。
雨上がりのあの外の香りが嗅ぎたい。

願わくばこの固く閉ざされた扉が開かれず、永久に封印されることを望む。
きっとこの手記は誰も読むことなく私の死体と共に朽ち果てるのだろう。
強烈な眠気がやってきた。おそらく私はここで

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11116 23:24

If the yakuza can't stop me from wanting to fuck a horse, some shitty backwoods two bit manga shack hasn't a snowball's chance in hell.

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11117 11:08

Caught my daughter on FaceTime with a guy they call “Big Randall” that plays basketball down at the school and he has those dreadlock things. Took her phone and blew it to shit with some buckshot. That nonsense will not happen under my roof!

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 02:13

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 14:05

the penis

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11119 19:42

>>426
I was just thinking about how when I was a kid I learned about the elements from some Time-Life style book that was way older than me, but it was written just a couple years too early so that most of what it had to say about gallium was basically "haha look at this hilariously useless metal".

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11120 21:54

The fictionalized manga of Karl Marx's "Das Kapital" chronicles a cheese factory run by protagonist Robin, who rebels against his father's socialist principles and becomes a slave driver after teaming up with a cold-blooded capitalist investor. But Robin struggles between his capitalist ambitions and his sense of guilt over the exploitation of his workers.

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11121 02:47

Wow!!! I guess every Japanese director makes movies for this site. Absolutely loved it. Very good offed up

431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11121 05:56

A drill to administer an IO (intraosseous, "inside bone") line for fluids. It's like 90% as effective at providing fluids to a patient as IV lines. Of course, both require access to a limb to work, but the Fast1 here doesn't! Goes riiiight into the Sternum with a sickenkng pop!

432 Name: a : 1993-09-11121 14:16

WOMB TATTOO THAT JUST SAYS "PUSSY"
IN TIMES NEW ROMAN

433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11123 22:12

Linus raped me and turned me into a freak >_<

THAT'S WHY I'M A LINUX USER NOW!!!

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 01:44

If I ever met a white person in the real world who knew the difference between a Khoisan, a Yoruba, and an Afar, I would be 100% certain that they were among the most racist people I had ever encountered.

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 12:49

linus sext tips

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11126 21:11

I spilled a bit of coffee on my foot while going up the stairs. Thankfully, my unyielding Stoicism prevented me from panicking and spilling the whole cup. (´人`)

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11128 20:35

I like the trans jesus idea, jesus was a virgin birth, so no biological father, thus no Y chromosome. So jesus woud have been born female but is trans masc.

438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11129 00:09

On the other hand, even in the Reiwa era, when people think it would be interesting to peek at their crotches, I'm scared of the Showa era's sloppy sense of humor, and I'm scared of the insensitivity of people who tsukkomi too forcefully without knowing how to control it, and I still stumble even though I'm not being pushed that hard. I'm afraid of my legs that have weakened due to age.

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11130 21:40

THAT'S IT, HE'S GOING IN THE FUCKIN BOOK!

AYE, I MAY NOT BE A MAN, BUT I AINT A KNIFE EARED SODOMITE QUEER LOVER NEITHER!

I AM A DWARF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! TO FUCKIN BURY YOU IN!!

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11131 01:08

한터 똥 스탠딩 화장실

안녕하세요 한터차트 공연장에서 바지에 변을 본 본인입니다.. 트위터를 보며 저때문에 많은 분들이 힘듦을 겪으셨음을 알게되었습니다. 많은 분들께 불편함을 안겨드려 죄송합니다. 오늘 일 되새기며 반성하겠습니다. 다시 한 번 좋은 날 죄송합니다.

441 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11132 21:07

the garlic man tragically passed away when his head exploded from being filled with too much shota cum

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11133 13:01

its a super nice entity apart from the fact that its a spirit of total destruction

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 00:00

dogs are fucking pests. my biggest wish in life is for all of those fuckers to lie on the grill and feed my tummy. I’m sick of all the retarded slang nicknames for those disabled creatures like ‘pupper’ im convinced that those who use that sort of language have mental disorders so i won’t blame them for being annoying shits. Also the very existence of dogs are cancer, no one needs their stupid deafening barking every single fucking second. No more turds and piss puddles everywhere, please, exterminate all dogs for the better of the planet.

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 01:30

eat my sausage.

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 01:42

I remember reading about a guy who shit himself in a university lecture hall of 200 people. He tried to ignore it and wait for the end but it started to smell and people were looking around to see what smelled so bad. So he tried to walk out quietly but he was ten steps from the exit when a nugget on shit plopped out his trouser leg onto the floor and everyone around looked at him. His genius solution was to fake a seizure. He fell to the floor and started twitching but no one came to help him. They just watched him twitching on the floor in a puddle of his own shit. Then he got up and left.

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 05:17

i think this is the same guy who came to that place while i was chilling as a molcar and started streaming himself vaping

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11134 07:00

HELLO "ANIMECORE" BLOGGER, WE HAVE DETECTED THAT THE HD SCAN REUPLOADED TO YOUR WEB BLOG FROM YANDE.RE IS SOURCED TO AN ANIME ADAPTED AFTER 2013. THE IMAGERY WAS ALSO ERRONEOUSLY TAGGED WITH "OLDCORE" AND "WEBCORE", CLASSIFYING THE EVENT AS A TITLE-IV VIOLATION. THE COUNCIL HOWEVER RECOGNIZES YOUR PHOTOSETS OF AUGHTS-ERA EROGE GIRLS WITH ANGEL WINGS EATING HAMBURGERS AS A VITAL CONTRIBUTION TO OUR COMMUNITY, AND IS WILLING TO LET YOU OFF WITH A FORMAL WARNING. SHOULD THIS OCCUR AGAIN, WE WILL NOT HESITATE TO HAVE YOUR ISP BLOCK YOUR ABILITY TO VIEW AND SAVE IMAGES FROM MYFIGURECOLLECTION.

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 08:19

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11135 08:20

my relationship with mittens swings wildly between wanting to marry that little guy and wanting to smash it with hammers

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11136 09:00

The fact that I can be presented the opinion of a 14 year old girl at anytime on the internet is a violation of my human rights

451 Name: vc: mudge : 1993-09-11139 04:09

"In view of the great services you have rendered to the development of synthetic soap and synthetic cooking fat from coal, the Führer has, at my suggestion, approved of your recognition as a full Aryan. . . HH! Göring"

rw animal fat shills on sui watch

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11139 18:24

The one thing Mate has going that nonefew of the OTHERS seem to "get right" is a 3D skeuomorphic look with TraditionalOK and related themes.

AdWaita and ALL of the 2D FLATSO FLATASS themes (including GTK 4 and above) should be taken out back and KILLED until they DIE to DEATH, possibly out of a 4th floor window onto the boss's car.

I took a look at some of the LXQt screenshots https://lxqt-project.org/screenshots/ and I saw Win-10-nic TIFKAM title bar and buttons and OTHER window decorations. YUCK!!!

What is WRONG with people these days, taking away CHOICE from users by ONLY OFFERING 2D FLATASS themes??? And, GOING WITH THE BORG's DESIGN AS THE ONLY CHOICE!!!

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11139 21:28

GIVE ME WELFARE MONEY 🎩💂

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11141 00:08

I swear to God if I hear the word "problematic" one more time I'm gonna kill someone. I'm so sick of these self-flagellating, virtue-signalling, effete Brooklyn dilettantes acting like they give a fuck about worker's rights and class consciousness. No you fuckin' dont. You can't sit in your loft in Bed-Stuy paid for entirely by your parents and tell me that you give a shit about a plumber in Indiana making 35K a year while simultaneously "cancelling" him for saying 'retarded' or 'faggot' FUCK YOU!!!!! Who the fuck do you think you are??? (Marx obviously) sorry that the working class doesn't give a fuck about the nuances of gender politics. You're literally the reason Trump won, but keep maintaining the delusion that you're some sort of revolutionary with your fucking colored hair, your gender-neutral pronouns, and hammer + sickle tattoo on your flabby, piece of shit body because working out is "toxic masculinity". Is this really all the Left has any more??? A transwoman who had her head bashed in by a cop at Stonewall was banned from Facebook for saying 'tranny' in a post. If the Left-wing doesn't grow even the most minuscule of testicles within it's castrated, corpulent, limpdicked form then soon Fascism really is gonna fuckin' win ain't it??? And it fuckin' will too. The retarded radical Leftie identity politics is going to be what kills any meaningful class-consciousness permeateing through the masses. Fuck you ya soft cunts. Rant over. Sorry, too much Twitter today.

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11142 15:57

Goddammit
"Hot water good for healthy" & 多喝开水 are not just memes
Updating all priors

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 00:33

Hey,jeff.
you are fuck off.
and your girl frie1nd is reiping me

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11143 00:46

The toppling of the statue has other patriotic erotic connotations. It is the cutting down of our enemy. The orgasmic, victorious crescendo of the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral. The castration of Saddam. The decapitation of Saddam. Well, not exactly Saddam the man (though according to the Bushies, he's gone from being the evilest human since Hitler to being not worth bothering to find). Not the actual Saddam. Just a statue (though a larger than life statue that plays really well on TV!). Kind of like a dildo versus the actual cock. A surrogate Saddam. Saddam in effigy. The toppling of the evil Saddam statue is an image of glorious, righteous castration for the history books and a wet dream for the apocalypse-seekers. For the "patriotic" American, it avenges the awful images of our Twin Towers of corporate strength and potency--Dick One and Dick Two--going down in flames, themselves castrated by the fiery sword of the terrorist. Even though it was a different terrorist.

President George W. Bush's proposed War on Iraq: To prove that he has a bigger dick

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 08:29

This chicken has been dead for over 10 years. RIP

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11146 18:09

Rapeism-means when adults sexually abuse young children. Rapeism is one of the reasons that children are scarde to walk the streets late at night. Sex offenders are mainly crackh heads or people that have no home, no life.

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 06:11

Shut the fuck up Joe Biden this is important please pay your respects to Goku

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 06:37

This song is about getting strong as fuck in a world full of shit

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11147 23:13

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11148 10:53

It's baffling to me that there's people out there who wake up and there first thought isn't about roping.

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11150 04:45

You have been tricked.

The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

I would walk across the Sahara desert covered in broken glass wearing a hat made out of barbed wire, just to work in McDonalds for 6 years for just $4.99 so I can afford to take a bus to the school with the chair where this heavenly blessed beauty once posits her magnificent ass upon and fill my lungs chocked full of the scent of her anus. This mufakka doesn't realize how lucky he is to be able to berry his dink balls deep inside her anus like that.

Thank you based batman and you just made me feel batman.jpg cuz I know I may never get a girl like that with dat ass but hopefully I'll make it, just like zebra.

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 04:10

Looky here : this guy was born there. And as much as an workaholic as he might have been, he had a wife, and with that wife a daughter.

The daughter went to study in Paris, and then refused to come back home. Consider that : you spend your entire life trying to make some shit work, and at the end of the day, as you're too old to really start over, your grown kids say the shit you made doesn't meet the absolutely basic minimal bar of tolerable. She'd rather live in Paris, among dog eating foreigners than home.

And then you disapprove of her amorous arrangements, and she kills herself.

This guy's life work is a girl that did herself in and a country that did itself in. A worse fate one could scarcely imagine, it's livresque.

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11152 22:33

This might work if the child is named george, very curious, and is also a monkey

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11153 14:30

I can tell you've never had the misfortune of running into a test tube baby. I've met a few, had one in class with me in high school. There is nothing going on in their heads, their eyes are always glassy and dull and seem to live their lives on a sluggish autopilot, like an AI approximation of what average human activity is. You can tell that while there's brain activity it's all done without conscious thought. That's not even getting into whatever weird quirks they happen to develop

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 00:36

"Yo pass the Aux cord.
-You better not play some trash.
Don't worry.
play the famous basement ost
-The zombi on the pic looking at you

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 08:43

YOU COPIED MY COMMENT AND GOT MORE LIKES!

I AM GENUINELY ANGERED

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11155 15:04

If I have a gun, and I offer you to either let me shoot you with it or pay me $10, I have not extorted, defrauded, exploited or otherwise victimized you. I have offered you a voluntary contractual relationship that you can either accept or reject.

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 16:53

Strong guys make weak times. Weak times make bad guys. Bad guys fight good guys. Good guys have two eyes. News guys meet deadlines. Five guys burgers and fries.

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 22:44

If there's nothing in your life that you're striving to achieve that you wouldn't shit yourself publicly in pursuit of achieving, you need to find that thing.

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11157 23:04

Don’t remember the details all that well as I watched it while recovering from a pretty bad concussion. It was definitely gay, though.

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11158 02:05

Noticed by the only other chuuba that is themed after my favorite RPG maker game

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11159 23:04

As an American, learning about every random board or card game you knew of as a kid is like; “Hong Kong Backgammon was invented in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1862 by Thomas Christsucker, who was also known for inventing the deep-fried cheese bolus and for his efforts to build a church made of bricks containing various ethnic slurs. Originally called <1800s slur so offensive it can melt glass> Backgammon, Christsucker intended the game as a warning about the prevalence of any people with slightly dark skin. The name was changed in 1890 when Parker Brothers bought the rights to the game from Christsucker for seventeen dollars. The game has no relation to either backgammon or Hong Kong and is based on a German game, Pegschlaffenundderschlotten.”

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11161 16:06

Yeah, I'm zenophobic. Achilles would obviously beat the tortoise, sсrеw that dumbass.

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11163 01:56

There was a merchant of Qingzhou who was much away on business, often for as long as an entire year. He had a white dog at home, and during her husband's absences his wife encouraged the dog to have sexual relations with her. The dog became quite accustomed to this.

One day, the merchant had just returned home and was in bed with his wife when suddenly the dog burst into the room, climbed up on to the bed and bit his master to death.
When the neighbours came to know of this, they were most indignant and reported the matter to the local Magistrate, who interrogated the woman under torture, and when she still refused to confess had her thrown into the county jail. He gave orders for the dog to be brought on a leash, and then summoned the woman into the tribunal. The moment the dog saw her he rushed forward, tore off her clothes with his teeth and leaped on top of her, adopting a posture that was unmistakably sexual. The woman could no longer deny the charge brought against her. The Magistrate sent them both, woman and dog, under guard to the higher court in the provincial capital.

On their way there, local inhabitants wishing to see them in the act of coupling bribed the escort, who dragged them out and forced them to perform in public. Wherever they stopped, this act attracted a crowd of several hundreds, and the yamen guards made a small fortune out of it.
Subsequently both woman and dog were sentenced to Lingering Death.

How many things are possible, in the immense universe of Heaven and Earth! This woman is certainly not the only creature with a human visage to have coupled with an animal.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11163 23:51

the communist party routinely censors news stories about lads doing wuxia shit in the Chinese countryside. hard-line anti kung fu campaigns try to keep young men in school and away from wandering masters. In jiangxi clifftop duels between friends turned rivals are up 70%

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11164 12:14

Shirogane Noel is not suitable to lactation
-Busty girls who eat meat will get breast cancer, just as fat guys who eat meat will get HLP

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11165 05:50

Him and miss piggy are a real pooner and troon hon type pairing. Her, double his size, over sexed, over confidently squeezing herself into unforgiving sloot clothes.

Him, padding around half ready to be thrown through a wall in one of her violent rages. Hes always topless too. And bottomless, but.

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11166 23:04

I don't really see why a fish converting to Islam would be dangerous for it. But I suppose it's up to you do decide if you want that in your home, personally I don't think I'd mind though, so long as he doesn't get overzealous.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11167 01:45

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11168 20:02

Autists are superior to normals. The world would be a better place if we were all autistic.

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11168 22:35

I tried all three flavors of Mint, and some Manjaro, a little Bhodi, a touch of Pop! and a dash of Elementary… for ease of use, stability, customization, and general control, I ended back at home plate with Mate. It’s stable as a Hooker’s sins, fast as poison in an old movie, and reliable as my ex-wife’s divorce attorney.

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11169 23:31

Carrot meth salad is ultimate peating

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11170 22:31

This Massa thicker than young kimchikunt forearm uncut White Cock wants to push DEEP AND ROUGH far inside young kimchikunt ANUS and FLOOD young kimchikunt RECTUM with Big White Cock CUM then pull His thick White assfucking Cock out of young kimchikunt HUGE GAPING ANUS and enjoy watching and feeling young kimchikunt PROVE how much of a DIRTY Cum SLUT young kimchikunt is by sucking and THROATworshiping this Massa thick White assfucking Cock BALLS DEEP ass to mouth until this Massa Cock Cockspits another long load of Big White Cock Cum directly onto young kimchikunt FLAT cuntskull face to cuntfirm how much of a Big White Cock Cumslut CockPIG young kimchikunt IS!!!

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11170 22:59

NetBSD 10.0 Released With Much Improved Hardware Support & Faster Performance

Technically, there are still important things that illumos and BSD do better than Linux.

I wouldn't say they missed the opportunity for historical and political reasons. Capitalism leads to the production and consumption of software that is developed by individuals who are supposedly highly educated but in reality are knowledge-less and talent-less.

The 'system' is essentially about stupidity and also leads to a rapid intellectual decline generation after generation, because people's health is no longer a priority. Money is the only priority.

​The most secure or qualitative or highest performing software usually becomes unpopular. What becomes popular is the software that is the least technically ingenious.

I think it also has to do with the bandwagon effect. If you analyze humans in 2024 you will see that they show little individuality in terms of the software they use and are almost like a collection of clones in this specific area.

Apart from that, I do plan to give NetBSD a chance as a desktop system. Does anyone know if it is compatible with Alder Lake?

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11172 13:25

Day of lower intestine visibility

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11172 16:42

Bro hop on this new 4 player online indie game with me. it was made in Unity in 3 weeks and it costs as much as a disappointing meal from a fast food restaurant. Yup, stylized graphics. No we will not be playing it in two weeks.

491 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-11173 15:36

Everyday, with the help of Allah (Swt), technology is advancing and it won't be long before people can have sex with robots. Sex with a doll or a robot is another wonderful way to have halal premarital sex. As technology advances new forms of ways would be invented to have sex and if they are gadgets or robots, then it is definitely halal. There is no evidence to prove that having sex or sexual intercourse with robots or sex dolls is haram.

Sex dolls are a good alterative for Muslims who want to be chaste and is a good replacement for real human sex. Nowadays, sex dolls are available in male, female, transgender and many more varieties of color and size. Some Muslims might be offended or would become defensive when promoting sex dolls, robots, sex toys, and other technologies but what they need to realize is that , what Islam does not clearly forbid cannot be forbidden by anyone.

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11173 21:33

This was considered comically slanderous in 2003

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11174 09:51

I remember finding one of the og ones back when they were a thing in a flower pot in a nearly dead town in the middle of nowehere on the Great Plains and how there was just mysterious broken glass all around the pot that I couldn’t source
Like not a bottle but that way store window and windshields shatter into little nuggets

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11175 21:58

Women control the means of reproduction, they are bourgeois.

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11177 05:52

Blue Achieve wants to collaborate with a game that allows for marriage. 😡
Our students can be married and speak ambiguous words to others. 😢
They dare to let our important students and others have a pajama party! This is really unbelievable, it's unacceptable! 😡
Fxxk yostar!

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11177 21:10

i still maintain that Terry was the Lord's last prophet

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11179 01:10

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498 Name: vc: sieck : 1993-09-11180 10:36

Anthony Fauci (Albanian) is likened to Joseph Mengele of the 21st century—an egregious deceiver, a mouthpiece for a sinister cabal.

To understand who Dr. Fauci truly was, it's important to recognize his past. He was once dubbed the "Son of Trans "Father Teresa,"

"Mother Theresa"...yet beneath this façade, he operated as the world's most prolific child trafficker. Allegations suggest he traded babies and children with the Vatican for exorbitant sums ranging from 50 to 100 million annually. Furthermore, he's accused of supplying infants and minors to the global elite.

Such malevolence epitomizes the darkness we strive to combat in our world.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11180 20:02

Wizard – 30+
Warlock – 35+
Necromancer – 40+
Lich – 45+
Wraith – 50+
Overgod – 90+

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11181 03:16

grotesque violence the likes of which hasnt been seen since the colesseum on tv but with censored nipples

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