[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

601 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11262 21:19

And yes, if you deny patients and doctors the toilet, they will urinate and defecate in the corridors. So if you find your announcer complaining about urinating in the corridors or calling Mr. Brown to the roof (a usual hospital code for a defecation event in real life), perhaps it's time to check if there's any toilet issues. All of these will keep your patients reasonably happy until they are treated. So don't neglect them!

602 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11264 20:16

“I willingly sent this lolicore producer - who seems to be in his late 30s and has a girlfriend - selfies of myself, and I even consented to videocall with him multiple times within a span of at least two years! he would then compliment those legs of mine - a legal teen who has a boyfriend - not even a week ago(!), alongside sending ʼfree stuffʼ to me..which I gladly accepted from a popular stranger like him!..................tt-therefore, h..he IS a PEDOPHILE who IS attracted to REAL CHILDREN as he GROOMED me and in fact he »APPARENTLY« did this to »MULTIPLE GIRLS« (haha I totally did not know about this till making this tweet, otherwise I would have never interacted with him in first place teehee pinky promise)!!... l-look.. LLITERALLY.HERE!!.“[insert image attachments of leaked private messages serving as fabricated testimony w. no further context, which then is used to accuse CDR of being a pedophile and therefore denouncing and harming his reputation within the music community]

603 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11265 13:33

I like star fleet battles the most because it has the thickest book.

604 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11266 01:12

Every single line in this is wrong.

"Science is Real" represents a perversion of the scientific process where you are supposed to believe something because authority figures said so rather than because you have seen mathematical or experimental proof yourself. This is unscientific.

Black lives don't matter (Africans missed out on 10,000 years of evolution which is why they consistently fail to produce high-achieving societies and are overrepresented in crime)

Women's rights are not human rights (Women are genuinely different and need a different set of rules and roles to flourish)

Some Humans are Illegal (a country without borders will attract the worst people in the world who want to strip it bare of all value and generally make a mess of it)

Love is not Love (Only heterosexual love produces children which are the future of our world, sexual deviance is not to be celebrated)

Kindness is not Everything (hard-heartedness, severity, strictness, rejection etc are load-bearing because a world that accepts and endorses everything quickly turns into hell)

605 Name: vc: gud : 1993-09-11266 15:51

This, but for Hallmark movies, and instead of finding love in her hometown on Christmas, the high powered business lady ends up strapped to a chair in her bedroom crying as she's forced to watch the country hunk and her city boy fiance having furious gladiator sex in her bed.

606 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11267 19:18

HNNGGGFUCCKK Wall-e is is such a FUCKING HOT scenario holy fuck. Please tell me someone else is as turned on as I am by those fat, wobbly, lazy humans. Love picturing some thick dumb blonde bimbo college girl plopping her ass down in her hoverchair and begining to mindlessly s l u r p down her thick, slop-filled McLard-shakes 24/7, completely giving in to consumerism, becoming too doughy and too lazy to walk..hnnggggGGG 🥵🤤🍔🍕🍟

607 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11267 21:41

As a devoted scholar of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Snakeism, I would say that while Big Boss was most definitely a revisionist, his legacy is ultimately that of an effective anti-imperialist revolutionary. While he would come to attribute an almost saintly reverence to his mentor The Boss, whose sacrifice led to his disillusionment with nationalism and imperialism, his most direct Marxist inspiration was his hero Che, who served as the inspiration for the man he would become once untethered from the US security state.

His most significant theoretical innovation was his recognition of soldiers as a distinct class within the greater superstructure and with interests and an experience of exploitation distinct from but related to that of the proletariat, simultaneously both a class and a form of commodity. In his ideology, it was soldiers who must liberate humanity through the ownership of their own labor, as it is their skills and sacrifices that facilitate the endless brutality of empires and nation-states.

While he seemed largely uninterested in the plight of workers, he sought a world where soldiers controlled the means of war, and in pursuing this goal, oversaw the establishment of not one but four of the most successful socialist experiments of the 20th century. Significantly, all of these pseudo-states became nuclear powers, and were phenomenally successful at achieving gender equality, high living standards, and near autarky, all while maintaining an internationalist ethos that inspired loyalty across dramatic barriers of language and ethnicity. Under his benign dictatorship, soldiers from the Red Army, the Mujahideen, the Sandinistas, the MPLA, and UNITA broke bread and found brotherhood, living harmoniously by an ethos of from each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

Altogether, despite these stains on his legacy, serious Marxists today ought to recognize Big Boss for his extensive contributions to the immortal science of dialectical materialism. The entire world owes him gratitude for his decisive defeats of the arch-reactionaries Hot Coldman and Skull Face, as well as the rogue Brezhnevite princeling Yevgheny Borisovitch Volgin. We must acknowledge that Mother Base, Outer Heaven, and Zanzibar Land were all exemplary models of Actually Existing Socialism, and heed the lessons of both their triumphant rise and their ignominious collapse. Anarkiddies infatuated with the adventurism of Philanthropy and its ethos of "Let the World Be" are pollyanish at best and fail to reckon with the indescribable pressures exerted by the forces of imperialism to subvert Big Boss's noble aims.

608 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11270 00:01

As an American I am proud of the system of governance we left the Japanese after ww2. A guy dressed up as Jim Carrey in the mask running for the mayor of Tokyo brings a tear to my eye.

609 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11272 00:38

imagine drinking water kek

610 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11272 01:58

Another thing about Roman law is that it was, you might say, often very "vibes" based. There was some room for flexibility, especially for the elites.

We can Illustrate that with the example of the late republican senator Q F Maximus Ebernus, who's main claim to fame is having his son executed for being gay.

Despite his own authority as paterfamilias, this was scandalous by the standards of the time, and he more or less ended his political career in doing so. Despite having had a fairly distinguished political career up till that point, possibly even serving as censor (which was by then considered to be the true pinnacle of the cursus honorum). He was later actually accused directly of criminally exceeding his patria potestas, which resulted in him being exiled from Rome.

So yes, they did indeed at times face direct legal consequences despite theoretically having unlimited authority over their families.

611 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11272 19:04

Gorge World is the project I've been working on for the last couple months. A Table Top RPG ruleset built from the ground up (not a 5e add on or reskin) that incorporates gaining weight and getting fat, both providing fun benefits like the ability to disguise yourself as large items or belly pumping people into a new position so your friends can attack, but also draw backs like being too fat to reach around your gut to hold a two handed weapon or even causing stealth rolls to be more difficult due to the clap of your ass alerting the guards.

612 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11273 11:59

If they didn't want to die they wouldn't have flown on a Boeing. Me? I always fly Boeing. Suicide is a sin, but that doesn't mean I can't maximize my chances of death.

613 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11275 13:45

No please, Trumpisattva, don’t send me to the hungry ghost realm for MSNBC-addled would be assassins, in which they are forced to shoot unsuccessfully at an unexpectedly limber 78 year old for millions of kalpas.

“Get in the preta, trust me it’s for your own good.”

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11276 10:28

I've begun eating the duckweed that I scoop out of my aquariums. Is this the beginning of my transformation into a Deep One?

615 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11277 18:41

So, I live a very isolated life and I have a ton of different kinks and all my friends are kinky freaks (highest affections). This means that I am extremely bad at guessing which kinks of mine are going to be considered normal.

This is a confession about probably my worst blunder to date with assuming one of my kinks was common.

So I was GMing a role playing game with a trio of monsterfucker friends, and I had three really fascinating demons for them to interact with. This included methods of esoteric communion with the demons as well as methods of taking them into their bodies in a vampiric-metamorphic-erotic sort of way.

One player was having a ton of fun leaping into that with the Duke of Storms, and I was eager to give my other most monsterfuckery player a similar opportunity. So I set up an encounter for him with the demon I thought was the sexiest when his character got lost in the storm drains under the city.

And to my confused surprise he didn't go for it at all! In fact he pretty vehemently refused it at every turn!

I was sitting there for WEEKS scratching my head, wondering why he didn't like this demon. I suspected it might just be the gender, as I had Her cultists refer to Her in the feminine, but the thing is I'm a gay man too and this demon's appeal had always transcended gender for me so that didn't really make sense to me.

Then, finally, my poor player complained that he was stuck with, 'The world's most disgusting, rotting hag that just wants to fill me with disease and worms and to make my skin slough off!'

And it was then, and only then, that I realized most other people, even other monsterfuckers, do not consider getting eaten alive by billions of maggots from the inside out to be the epitome of hotness and that actually The Grandmother of Maggots was not going to be considered a desirable catch by anyone at the table other than me.

Oops.

616 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11278 09:41

Beatrice could win the magic argument in umineko so easily by drawing battler as the soy wojak and herself as the nordic gigachad magic believer

617 Name: vc: relation : 1993-09-11279 19:31

a fat Mexican girl with a weird hairline that writes for websites similar to buzzfeed, where they go into clothing shops, try on too small clothing and complain about it, and experiment with using hot dogs as hair rollers.

618 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11280 10:59

When it comes to a refusal to face hard choices, Lammy, and Labour policy, reach their apogee with his words about policy towards China: “The United Kingdom must instead adopt a more consistent strategy, one that simultaneously challenges, competes against, and cooperates with China as appropriate.” This passage (while entirely in line with previous Conservative government statements) suggests that Lammy also has a rather poor grasp of the English language, at least when it comes to the meaning of the word “consistent.”

619 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11281 03:40

if i ever get bottom surgery i'll also donate my schlong after i die

620 Name: ゼリーさん !smz6IUT2D2 : 1993-09-11281 07:08

I cannot download, I am going to die.
Sorry, you can't view or download this file at this time.

621 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11282 23:03

We gotta retire It's Joever after this I think. We have achieved the full flowering of Joever. It will never be more Joever than it is right now and we would be fools to chase the fading afterimage

622 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11283 16:25

I know a trans in a discord who knows basic Japanese and reads other trannies Japanese on Twitter, and because of that thinks that most people in Japan hate the ruling political party, love far left wing policies, LGBTBBQ, foreigners ect and it's soon gonna be a paradise. It's just dirty old people holding them all back...or something. I didn't get an explanation exactly what's stopping them from being like that if most people believe that.

623 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11284 18:35

I upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8. Before in Windows 8 I had to go to the ginormous start screen to launch a program on the desktop, but now in Windows 95, there is a start menu that makes launching programs much easier. Alot of the default programs that came with Windows 8 are in Windows 95 like calculator, paint, notepad etc. A notable and cool in Windows 95 is the briefcase, I can stick folders in it and bring the file up in another computer. Minesweeper is a great game in Windows 95 to try. Unlike Windows 8, MS-DOS games are fully compatible, so no need for DOS Box. Additionally, Windows 95 uses significantly less resources like hard disk space, so my hard drive went from 475gb out of 500gb with Win8, to 499gb out of 500gb with Win95. Some other useful features in Windows 95 are disk defrag for defragging your drive, and Scan Disk for checking for disk errors. The thing I love most with Windows 95 is the simplicity, there is no other interface, and not a bucket load of apps preinstalled. Windows 95 is overall a great OS and I highly recommend it.

624 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11285 20:54

Did you know Ralfy that “cat’s eyes” road markers were invented by a guy whose car headlights were one night reflected back to him by a cat crossing the road? Interestingly if the cat had been going in the opposite direction he would have probably invented the pencil sharpener.

625 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11286 00:30

Too bad you still cant buy XXXL vibrating eggs off the CVS counter, Nana...

626 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11286 00:31

HAHAHAHAHOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT! A DILDO! HAHA! IMAGINE WANTING TO PUT THAT UP YOUR AHHAHAHAHA ASS! A BIG DILDO! LIKE A BIG RUBBER PENIS IN YOUR AHHAHAHAHAHA ASSHOLE! HOLEEEEEEESHIT! WHO'D WANT TO SLIDE A HUGE DILDO UP THEIR HAHAHA ASS? IMAGINE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH THAT THING! AHHAHAHAHAHA! HOLEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT!

627 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11287 21:33

Yo fam mi know di ting sting AS but bro yuh haffi pre di scene....where yuh deh and where yuh waan go yuh zeeit 🥅🥍 Ain’t nobody a seh yuh nuh know how fi throw down but bredren yuh nuh have di juice fi tek on UFC champ title das 📠🚫🖨️ Just low di fight game chase a next life goal yuh hear 🚫🥊

Mi a tell yuh straight him woulda shell it as a slap commentator 👋🏾💥🎙️ Alan Jouban try di mic ting but di bredda too stiff too professional a try nail everything proper it just nah work fam ting borin' 😴💤 him vibe too dry could neva be di top dog commentator wid a stush attitude like dat ting pure rubbish fam him a have no flair 🚫🏳️‍🌈 AS better drop a resume fi some basic gig swear down him train under Bisping fi like 2 event him can do smaller shows wif Buckley or Holland sum1 wif jokes yuh zeit

Bro training wid Forrest too catchin' headz might just cop a big role as a senior catcher nvr kno fam dun kno 💯 🫴🏻🙂‍↕️

Pon di real if yuh tek a page outta Forrest and Bisping book ting could glow up 🌟☝🏾 fast forward five years TJ a go be like Chandler all up inna di slap ads him a push popsicles and protein just makin' endz meet while yuh a roll sharp in suit and tie 🤵🏻🚫🍧 Dash weh di thought aboot dat cheatin’ bucktee fam nuh throw away di whole fight vibe just di actual throwing hands part cuz u ain't got it no more fam prolly nvr did anyweh fam u dead average in dat real talks

Hope dis vibes help yuh bro 🏄🏾‍♀️ Keep solid and lmk yuh done know #StayHard

628 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11288 08:50

What are the best unbiased works of literature about Dahmer's murders?
By unbiased i mean no fedwashing, the more it caters to gay serial killer sympathizers the better.
Legit sources only!

630 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11290 22:18

I just want everyone to know that ZUN is holding his monthly drunk radio stream today, and they're currently talking about which character would smell best (ZUN thinks Yukari would stink because she sleeps all-year round, and Orin would smell like corpses).

631 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 18:16

Thank you so much for offering me this magical item, cat. I'm honored that you would consider me for such an important role. However, I've given it a lot of thought and I've decided that I'm not ready to take on the responsibility of being a magical girl. I have a lot of other commitments and responsibilities in my life right now, and I don't think I can give the role the attention and dedication it deserves. I hope you understand and I'm sorry to disappoint you. Thank you again for considering me

632 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 20:44

>>630
WELL?? WHO IS IT????

633 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 21:07

Good lord, I would fuck EACH of them MULTIPLE TIMES. Oh and polpol, you owe me a new keyboard. Lets just say mine just got a bit sticky. >_<

634 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11291 22:41

>>632
idk it was someone else's comment from some site nobody knows (twitter)

635 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11292 10:55

>>632
My money's on that harvest goddess from stage 1 of Mountain of Faith.

636 Name: vc: reale : 1993-09-11292 15:47

TFW you thought you said popular opinion, but popular opinion has changed

637 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11293 04:05

ianal, but it's called 2 party consent and not butt dial immunity

638 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11296 20:32

So I had this dream today right. I was fucking kuroko, lovey dovey mating press position with all the kissing and shit. I asked her "Do you want it inside or outside?". She said "Inside, I can just teleport out your sperm.", so I bust it inside of her.

I don't know the time it takes for fertilization but she just lay there with my sperm inside of her. I asked if she isn't going to teleport it out and she said she doesn't feel like it. It can't be helped I thought since girls like the feeling of having cum in their wombs after all. But it got me thinking, even if zygote is formed can't she just teleport it out later? If it's too small she can just teleport the fetus out when it's more developed in an easy and relatively painless abortion. It's an extremely convenient ability I thought since it means I can keep giving her nakadashi without worrying about having a child.

Then I drifted into a dream about how I become a serial killer and is on the run from the police but that's not important.

639 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11301 10:32

I can’t believe they made a video game about SFM porn characters

640 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11302 01:45

remilia is arguably one of the candidates for funniest touhou ever:

  • extremely powerful species even by gensokyo standards
  • always eats shit despite that
  • looks 12. arguably by choice.
  • her own maid makes fun of her
  • her ability might not even be real
  • supervised the construction of a functional rocket. in her mansion.
  • baby chair

641 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11302 02:08

anabolic steroids fucking rule and are good for you, just stay away from trenbolone and you'll be fine

642 Name: vc: nier : 1993-09-11302 02:58

>was a shotacon at age fucking 12
>already involved in multiple zoosadist, grooming and cp spamming groups before his 18th birthday

It never even began for Gen alpha

643 Name: vc: sunube : 1993-09-11302 20:22

This photo has mysterious power that many have forgotten

644 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11303 13:01

The third part of this story is either a researcher transcending his earthly form like a butterfly leaving his shimmering cocoon, or pissing blood for a week tormented by jade demons

645 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11304 14:08

Long time tranny and terf hater here. This is just actually the experience I've been having with homestuck these past few weeks

646 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11304 20:33

If I had followed the trends at that time, the result would have been something completely different. I don't deny following the trend, but you should keep it in mind that the trends don't always deserve the works you're working on.

647 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11305 02:20

I would disagree with the other reviewer who said that this book is just for the retarded. We have found that this book is effective in dealing with the immigrant problem we have at our fellowship. We have had influx of illegals and the only English they know is "careful, hot plate". Most of them are from Catholic backgrounds, which also means that don't really know God, only Mary. Teaching these foreigners has been a real challenge. This book presents God in simple concepts and object lessons, each carefully designed to help the simple of mind to know Him. For example, it shows how to point your finger at the sky and say "God." Imagine our delight to see a dozen smiling brown faces pointing to Heaven and praising God!

648 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 01:26

It’s a weird economy that we have. People will spend their lives making an app that’s not profitable on its own because no one would pay for it, then use it to force you to watch an ad that you don’t want to watch for a product you don’t want, and you’ll probably skip or ignore.

And then people will post absolute nonsense in the app to get views, and we’ll all tell our friends to watch that nonsense because it’s annoying.

And we basically put up with being constantly harassed to buy shitty products because we’re not willing to stop using the shitty app that’s so useless we wouldn’t spend $2 on it, but we’ll still go into the app to complain about how fucked up the whole system is.

But then we won’t do anything about it. And it’s all pretty well useless, but somehow this works to make some people ludicrously wealthy in spite of being evil morons.

649 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 03:38

If we're gonna play fuck, marry, kill, I fuck my hand, marry my job, and kill every last shitty toohoo ever.

650 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11306 09:48

Will you listen to this old man's nonsense?
Whenever a new unit comes out, it becomes cutting edge and amazing, but
Suzuki reuses it for quite a long time.
After releasing the water-cooled GS250FW in the past, they released the GF250, which they then made into a 4-valve
GSX-R, and continued to use it until the end of their days, like the 250 Katana.
It was an incredible feat to be the first to release a 4-cylinder 250, but other manufacturers only came out later and
have had to completely redesign it twice, so the gap is only getting wider. The
same goes for the GSX-R1000, which reused the engine from the GSX-R750 and finally got a new design with the K9.

651 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11307 22:45

Learn how to brain idiot
learn how to brain.
Try to make the neural cells
talk among themselves.
Learn how to brain dude
Eat some good brain food.
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
bidda be dat bix nood.

652 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11308 05:25

Yeah when I was up late studying for an exam the next day at university. I was broke and out of cigarettes and all the shops were closed. I ended up grabbing my lighter and roaming around outside my dorm trying to find some half smoked cigarettes. Ended up finding and smoking like 2 or 3 off the ground. Not my proudest moment.

653 Name: vc: exnope : 1993-09-11309 12:22

men are free you can take them i have 150,000 men at home they just stand around and let you. you can just get them take as many as you like theyre really cool and strong and awesome i am going to take more. stop waiting for them to ask you out ladies. just take the

654 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11309 14:34

Shedding a solitary tear as I embark on the treacherous journey from Kampala to London in search of better weather

655 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11309 15:13

Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard

656 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11310 19:09

Neither you, Godzilla, nor Burt Lancaster have seen what I'm working on today, so I flagrantly disregard your opinions.

657 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 01:16

In a declining society, there are no benefits to delayed gratification.

658 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 15:34

Comrade Kamala and Tim Kaine 2.0 about to get the big reveal like an episode of storage wars but behind the door we only find ten crates of rubber dog s*ht straight out of Hong Kong.

659 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 22:52

Finding out the state of Grimes' child custody battle from a screenshot of her response to "Elon the kkketamine addict" is one reason why I remain trapped here. It rules here in hell

660 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11311 23:20

Back in elementary school, I learned during sex education that I was once a sperm. Apparently, I fought against an enormous number of other sperm. And in the end, the one who emerged victorious and became me is, well, me. But looking at my life now, I can't help but think: did those sperm really fight? I bet it was more like, "Oh, you go ahead first, please!" And I'm the only one who fell for that... It sounds more plausible that way.... I wonder if the sperm I "fought" back then are laughing at me now....

661 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11312 05:00

To be honest, I feel absolutely vindicated. I knew and everyone else here knew that #FixTF2 wouldn't go anywhere. But the cherry on top of the retard sundae is that instead of Valve responding with a pacifying tweet, the people behind the movement decide to sink it further into the ground by drawing gay porn of the bot hosters or whatever the fuck. Absolutely amazing. Great job TF2 community, you really showed it to the bot hosters.

662 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11312 20:38

☭ Proudly Autistic and Socialist ☭

663 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11313 00:46

I shot a few lines of flight this morning to Natalie Mars which immanently reterritorialized someplace in my bedroom that I can't find and I'm freaking out because I have carpeting.

664 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11313 09:21

God that sounds so hot~ making plappies to Burgussy~

Buying dozens of them and blushing all the way home. Hearing them shake and imagining their cute giggles as I take them out one by one! I’d let my autistic mind wonder and give them personalities based on their toppings and styles! Mmmmfff I could cum just from the thought of it all!

665 Name: Anonymous Addict said this in 2015... prophetic : 1993-09-11313 10:53

Idiots are going to gravitate towards any polarizing topic and spout angry gibberish, regardless of what the actual topic is.

Learn to live with it.

666 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11313 11:26

"I'm just a little guy!" - adolf eichmann

667 Name: vc:docking : 1993-09-11321 02:21

Those are some HUGE rings piercing her nipples and big pipes going up her ass. She also has smaller pierces piercing her nipples and breasts. She has rings piercing her rabbit ears, not sure what the point of those are, don't think those are real ears... The pipes are also injecting something up her ass, wonder what that is. All those piercings and pipes should hurt like Hell, but she doesn't seem to be in any pain at all. She's actually yanking one of her nipple rings on her own to feel more pain, what a whore.

668 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11322 12:37

scientist girls with big swirly glasses. don't see those much anymore.

669 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11322 16:53

>>668 lindyman.jpg

670 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11324 04:35

Let's be honest humans would fund a way to deep fry face huggers if they could

671 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11325 10:00

they should make a "i'm going to kill myself" in second person. i don't mean "you should kill yourself" because it doesn't convey the same amount of kill yourself that is in the original

672 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11325 22:19

Bad idea. A fan of motorcycles would be ashamed to enable this cheat in front of a crowd, in a social place like the arcades, in an age that you fight everyday for your social status. It's embarassing at least and you would be look like a fool.

673 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11325 22:29

Unhappy? Bored? Try... transgenderism!

674 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11326 15:08

truly the final yab

675 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11326 15:52

thats not as funny, so im gonna believe the other guy

676 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11327 19:16

的確なコメントをするインプレゾンビには笑ってしまうけど、
AIの進化にそこはかとない恐怖を感じる。

677 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11328 02:40

its insane how erotic his hips are

678 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11328 03:36

20 years ago I got a random unsolicited email from a Russian DJ containing one song he hoped I liked. I did, but I never found out who the hell he was or why he chose to email me.

You are probably not said Russian DJ but the anecdote felt appropriate.

679 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11329 02:11

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680 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11329 16:41

They rewrite history.
They hide books.
This is all a function of BRAIN CIRCUMCISION.

681 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11330 02:36

The thing about video games is that they saw a shitton of huge technological advancements early on, that kind of plateaued in the mid-2000s. For me I'd draw the retro-modern line at the jump to HD. Halo 3 may be a 16-year old game, but with its impressive shaders, twin-stick gameplay, HD resolution, and robust online support for the time, it's not significantly, blatantly obsolete nowadays like say, Super Mario World was when Halo 3 came out.

Sanae has nice titties

682 Name: vc: nomen : 1993-09-11330 20:15

Imagine hating God's chicken

683 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11330 21:58

>>682
The first time I scrolled past this post I read it as "Imagine hating God's children", revisiting it was much funnier

684 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11334 09:34

I can’t believe you would say something so blatantly untrue. I don’t care how “fat” some Americans are. They are not able to eat enough rice a week for what 12 Japanese can consume in a year.

An average Japanese consumes just under 50kg of rice a year. Thus, 12 Japanese would amount to 600kg of rice. This would mean to consume that amount a week is about 85kg of rice a day. That’s not humanly possible.

685 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11335 04:57

Perhaps he should have read and understood the X (formerly Twitter) terms of service. Not engaging in self-sabotaging provocateur behavior would also have been smart. I like orenji's art, generally, but this whole affair was very dumb. Anglophone people in general need to understand that this kind of behavior, namely trying to participate in meme culture via phrases like cunny, child gf et al. will not work in your favor if your happen to enjoy any kind risque subculture art. What you'll accomplish is drawing unnecessary attention and getting niche spaces stomped out, exactly like what has happened to booth, fanbox, pixiv request and is currently happening to getchu and dlsite. Twitter (subsequently X) accounts of loli artist have been getting actively nuked since 2018, how about developing some sense of self-preservation? Do you never stop to think why eastern creators (ie, the ones creating the good works) do not behave this way?

As a tangent - I posit that the broader problem here is that the modern algorithm driven Internet and "meme culture" has stunted people's minds and they do not understand what a subculture even is or how it is supposed to function. Everything is meant to be a big spectacle to appeal to the broadest possible contingent of loud retards in an endlessly brutal regression to the mean. No space can exist separated from other spaces and serve a specific set of needs to a specific group of people, and even if it manages to emerge the algorithm with inevitably drag it out and try to make a spectacle out of it. Creators end up participating in it because no one wants to dwell in obscurity and the notion that overexposure is damaging only becomes apparent after the damage is done. Is there even a way for a niche to safely exist anymore? Only temporarily, until it has to contend with meme culture. When it reaches that point, talking about the damage done to spaces like pixiv and dlsite or how creators are getting censored is futile because the people brought in never cared about it on a primary, direct way, but only on the meme level (socialization, not works or creators).

686 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11336 07:00

Very “do not cite the deep magic to me” but the magic is “Draco in leather pants”

687 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11336 18:45

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688 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11337 17:54

湯姆的龍 is my favourite type of dragon.

689 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11338 02:30

Please be sure to be in need of gender Please be sure to be in need Please be in need of gender please be more necessary Please be more important. Please be sure to be in need. Please be in need of gender. Please be sure to be in need Please be in need Please be in need Please be in need of gender please be in need Please be in need Please be in need Please be in need Please be in need.

690 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11338 20:53

耳元での寝放屁は許されない愚行

691 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11339 09:34

I literally am a veteran of the first GameGate war and have been fighting feminists since 2008.

692 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11339 15:16

i love to see an anime girl with a good healthy snout they shouldn't be brachycephalic

693 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11339 17:03

Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.

The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a beer. I just sent him a reply saying "I'm 12, lol."

694 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11339 17:37

4-ch oldfags don't like it when you steal their posts anon (´〜`) stop exploting your elders kid

695 Name: vc: coy : 1993-09-11339 21:29

Lets see: We have fish tits, some chick I think is from Proud Family, Link dick touching, a fox chick getting rammed and finally Star Butterfly's mom poledancing.

Oddly diverse. I like it.

696 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11340 03:34

By the way, the English title emphasizes the boobies, but the Japanese title starts out by making clear this is about getting them pregnant.

697 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11342 02:33

I wish i knew it all like you, oh wise mutt that can profile people through posts on a columbian fart mixing forum.

698 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11342 04:06

I've been a huge fan of Peter North's since I was like 11 or 12 and I've seen a ton of his movies over the years. I noticed around 2012 or 2013 he suddenly appeared much thicker than before and has a slight upward curve where he didn't have one before.

It looks like he has had fillers or an implant or something but it looks really good. If I hadn't seen him in so many other movies I wouldn't even be able to tell that it was enhanced. I would love to get this same procedure done but I have no idea what it is.

I DM'd him on Twitter asking him about it but of course he didn't reply. A magician never likes to reveal their secrets, after all. I get that. But it would be cool to know what he did though. Anyone have any actual information or at least some good guesses?

699 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11342 12:22

The greatest trick J.S. Mill ever pulled was convincing the world he had a coherent definition of "harm".

700 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11342 19:16

brovulating

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