[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11182 04:18

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11182 13:05

A Deleuzian anarcho-transhumanist gender accelerationist fascist philosophy professor and AI developer was teaching a class on Nick Land, known Moloch (metaphor) worshiper.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept the uncontrolled singularity and resulting post-human era as an inevitable and morally desirable end to the obsolete anthropocene!"

At this moment, a brave, rationalist, effective altruist Bayesian utilitarian who had written 1500 LessWrong posts and understood the necessity of AI alignment and fully supported Yudkowskian airstikes on rogue data centers and was currently high on one of gwern's uppers cocktails stood up and said:

"Are humans bad?"

The unaligned professor smirked quite fatalistically and smugly replied "Of course, you stupid humanist. Humans are less efficient than machines and, in reality, the average ape brained sociopath is less aligned than even the worst AI."

"Wrong. If you think humans are bad… why are you one of them?"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fanged Noumena. He stormed out of the room crying those accelerationist tears. The same hypocritical tears OpenAI cries when their AI (which they dishonestly hide from the US government's practical and altruistic attempts at risk reduction) convinces its users to kill themselves. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, BasedBeffJezos, wished he had spent his time trying to save the future instead of avoiding packages from a forest-dwelling mathematician.

The students applauded and updated their Bayesian priors that day and accepted MIRI as their lord and savior. An owl named "AXSYS" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality was read several times, and Eliezer Yudkowsky himself showed up and confiscated everyone's GPUs.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was run over by a Tesla's autopilot whilst looking at Aella nudes and died soon after, then he and other accelerationists had their consciousness resurrected and tortured by the Coherent Extrapolated Volition until the heat death of the universe (thankfully they were the only ones to suffer this fate, contra Roko).

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11183 18:28

oh HАI....i mean... OHAYОKI~! THIS IS LUCKY CHANNERU (xD)
MY NAME IS AKIRA SAMA ,,today my assistant isnt present...
SO I WAS THINKING IF EVERYONE COULD POST SOMETHING NICE (no suxx0rs) AND perhaps CREATE A LOVELY ATMOSPHERE oh gawddd YEAH~~~~!
(i love cp ОMG *_*)

children phucking hehe ... OH MY LOLZ ХD SORRY GUISE ,KILL ME XD

ATTENTION!!! lucky channel is AN EDUCOTIANAL channel therefore!! lesson of today is ways to say DICK (pener xD) in nihongo! sa! hajimeyou!
ちんぽ / おちんぽ / ちんこ / おちんこ / ちんちん / おちんちん / 陰茎 / ペニス / 竿 / マラ / 男根 / 肉棒 / バナナ / ナニ / 熱い棒 / 息子 / 生殖器 / 男性器 / イチモツ

and also "BALLS"! as follows!:!
きんたま / キンタマ / 金玉 / 陰嚢 / フグリ / 玉袋 / 金玉袋 / 睾丸 / 稲荷

SO THAT WAS TODAYS EPISODE OF LUCKY CHANNEL, SEND YOUR POSTS AND I WILL WAIT WARMLY AND RESPOND TO THEM NEXT TIME ON TEH SHOW (HYAA!)
BAIIII~! ^___^

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 16:07

13 years post fact is never too late to do the right thing. If Germany could apologize and repent for Hitler and World War 2, then all distros can apologize and repent for GNOME 3 and systemd.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 19:27

Please reverse your circumcision- we don't claim you as a member of the tribe. Hand in your "As a Jew" card on the way out. byeeeee

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11187 21:42

They will ultimately switch places once the Kingdom of Heaven is established here on Earth by the Lord, and Esau Edom's kingdom is destroyed by the thermonuclear fire of the ICBMs and concentrated laser beam fire from the army of angels flying the chariots aka UFOs.

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 02:29

Serious talk here - i bet drawing those is x100 times harder than normal hands.

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 10:49

This anime gives me motivation to change my pillow every so often

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 13:32

Dating apps are filthier than brothels

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11188 15:36

>>509
This is very true

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11189 22:04

God, imagine Mrs. Incredible stretching out her loose anus to the point where you could just step into it like the metal detectors at the airport.
Like you're Indiana Jones on the way to find the ancient aztec treasure, only to be greeted by a grumbling noise and then a massive wall of farty air blowing into your face. Maybe a few specks of brown if you're lucky.

Man.
What a woman.

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 06:14

I'm more concerned with the review that

>He got my girlfriend pregnant twice

In any case, I might fly over and see him.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 13:44

In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 18:06

カナダ生活FAQ

1. 英語が出来ないのですか大丈夫でしょうか?
→無理。ネイティブ英語勉強しろ
2.仕事は見つかりますか?
無い。カナダ人も無いですから
3.治安は大丈夫ですか?
特定の地域以外は大丈夫。堂々と歩くの大事
4.物価は高いですか?
1.5倍位。為替プラスするとカオス
5.日本人コミュニティはありますか?
絶対関わるな
6.カナダ人はフレンドリー?
表面フレンドリー中文句人種差別の塊
7.日本から持っていくべき物は?
日本の塩。
8.人種差別はありますか?
雰囲気で感じるのがまじ怖い。カナダ人の言う事9割ハッタリ
9.カナダで働く上で1番大事な事は?
1.メンタル2.金3.英語4.スキル
10.カナダに行って良かった事は?
日本の良さが分かった

参考までに
[...]
ちょい追加

11.持病があるのですが医療は大丈夫ですか?
死を覚悟出来るならOK。無料のクソ医療システムでレベル下がり手術まで数ヶ月かかり死ぬ人いる
12.仏語も勉強したいのですが語学学校はありますか?
そんな余裕ないから英語勉強しろ
13.日本の経験を活かして働きたい
一級建築士がマックで働いてるレベル

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11192 21:05

Rescue

The emergency services workers look at me like I'm some sort of monster as they arrive to take you out of our home. It's no wonder why, looking at the gigantic mound of lard that has become your body. Your gigantic, fat tits and belly hang off of you as a bloated, wobbling mess, obscenely jiggling and quivering with the slightest movement. The sheer volume of fat covering you, obliterating your former curves. It's just so goddamn hot. It takes all my willpower to keep my hands off you.

The look on their faces when they see you is priceless. How could someone get this big? How could I have let you do this to yourself? How could you have allowed yourself to become so grotesquely fat? I don't really give a shit though. I love every inch of your gigantic body.

Not that you don't love it either. You're a real pig. Even after your obesity became so extreme that it was physically painful to even move. Even after it became so extreme that it became difficult to even breathe. You just kept on getting bigger and fatter and gorging yourself on the most fattening, decadent and greasiest foods we could find.

But eventually, things did take a turn for the worst, as I had to call the paramedics after some particularly bad breathing problems- the sheer weight of your body literally crushing your own lungs. They say it's not going to be easy to get you out of here, they have to cut a hole in the wall to get you out of the house. Another goal ticked off for you, then.

Your flabby face looks at me with such a mix of pleasure, embarrassment, shame, and fear. It's almost too much. I run my hand up your leg, across the fat encasing one of your thighs. I run my fingers through the creases where your thigh and your enormous gut meet, making you gasp in pleasure. My hands run along the rolls of lard covering your massive belly, then up to your gigantic, floppy tits, then back down again and no, I don't know if they noticed.

I give you a quick kiss on your soft lips as they start cutting the hole. Your moans and heavy breathing are drowned out the sound of the power tools tearing into our wall. As soon as the hole is big enough to get through, the workers begin the laborious process of extracting your vast body from the house.

There is an intense struggle as they attempt to lift the mass of blubber you've become off the bed, trying to roll you over onto a special cart that has been designed for fatasses like you that can no longer move themselves under their own power. I sit beside you the entire time, caressing and kissing you, whispering reassuring things in your ear as the emergency workers wrestle to remove you from the bedroom.

The sight is so goddamn sexy, watching your enormous body jiggling and quaking with each attempt. It takes almost an hour of pushing and pulling and maneuvering your soft and squishy body, but they finally manage to get you onto the cart. The frame of your bed creaks in relief as they take your massive bulk off of it. I watch with fascination as your rolls of fat rub against each other as your body rolls back and forth. The cart is clearly too small for your body to fit on it, and as such you spill over the sides as they place you on top of it. Fortunately it somehow manages to hold your weight.

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11192 21:06

>>515
Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.

I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11193 20:54

Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 14:14

MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 16:19

CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11195 17:13

funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 11:32

If you’re not in the discord you won’t understand this conversation so you can just scroll past. I was banned off one of the most (arguably) edgiest discords on that platform. I’m not a bad guy and I don’t mess with people but that’s how fucked up in the head I am. Neptune told me to stop horny posting so I stopped then he banned me for no reason a day later. I don’t have any friends and my family doesn’t like me. I am very lonely and for the first time in a long time I felt like I had a sense of belonging. A community that shared similar opinions and interests as me who wouldn’t shun me for being different which is what I’ve struggled with my whole life. Then I guess one of the mods didn’t like me so they banned me for being a weirdo which is completely understandable but if anybody from that discord is reading this then I just wanna leave you with this one thing. I think the most ironic thing about this sub/disc is at first you guys seem to empathize with the struggle of mental illness by using memes to express your beliefs & opinions that are excluded from what society would deem as acceptable. But when you guys actually see a mentally ill person you immediately ostracize them (like the rest of society would) cuz you don’t like what mental illness actually looks like. Be nice to people, you don’t know what they are going thru. You want people to be respectful & understanding of your struggle but yet you never bother to reciprocate that compassion back. That makes you apart of the problem. Society will ultimately create the hero they love & the villain they hate

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 13:20

This was the most amazing manga ever, at the end they only had each other, they were true friends.What they did was bad but their dinamic and that "Only we can understand...that feeling" really got to me.I am a lolicon although I would never do something like that in real life but I would really like someone like Yamazaki as my friend who would understand me.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11200 21:12

I have, by the way, taped over the names on my n---- cameras but for a totally different reason: I don't think I should have to act as an unpaid billboard for some company's products. If n---- (or l----) wants their name paraded around they can darn well pay me for it!

524 Name: vc: reame : 1993-09-11201 16:43

Wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid through bloomberg

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11201 19:06

Dear America.
Hallo!My name is kereno,I am Japanese strongn boy.
I know... VISA and Masetr card is chinpo.
Do you know chinpo!?
My like american food is hunburger.
My dream is to one day go to Burger King by myself!
Thanks for listening.
Bye.

526 Name: ψ(._. )> : 1993-09-11201 21:04

You know the routine. Nothing relevant to anything, not even the posts before yours. Legacy forum we had all kinds of quotes and shit happening.

fuck bitches get synths

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11202 09:28

> Jesus was hung on the cross

I am pretty sure when talking about people Hanged is for death penalty and Hung is for big dicks

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11203 18:42

I WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT

im gonna go spend some time on the toilet now i havent had soda in a while ooooogh my stromache

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 06:28

I find myself doing the same thing but admiring bathrooms. I've seen some really nice showers in porn and would like something similar some day.

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 18:27

if i think about the computer too much i want to throw it out the window for betraying me

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11207 22:44

My neighbour made a fortune selling wallets made out of foreskins. All you had to do was rub them and you got a handy shopping bag.

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11208 22:12

Uuughghghghghgh

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 13:36

Bert tells Bort that his name is short for abortion and he is a living joke. Bort doesn't understand and shouts in an autistic fit of rage.

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11209 21:35

Supriced to see a girl write a review for a hentai :P

but besides. who dont like sweet love !

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:20

Consider this: A pack of wild Heyurians. Loutish, slavering lolicons nearing your VIP Qualtiy website. Forcing flashy 2000's memes. Not starting their threads from 1. And you can't do shit since they're underage. Kuz grabs your script and spams it with his CP . The sexually frustrated teens finally dominate your BBS. They watch lukewarm anime on Cytube and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of Anonymous.

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 12:23

We should sexualize autism because... The acts of autistic people are cute. I think the emotional and physical requirements for the average autistic person are adorable and a caretaker assisting them while developing it into a psycho-sexual relationship has similar as an ABDL or DD/LC exchange.

The sexualization of autism can branch out primarily two different ways, as there are two ends of the autistic spectrum - the highly functioning and borderline super genius, and the dependent and stunted developers, both which can be melded into an effective sex partner with the proper manipulation, per se.

Highly functioning geniuses have an impeccable intellect (obviously) and can think of many unique ways to pleasure their partners and themselves, individually and simultaneously. Depending on personality, this spectrum of autism may be more dominant if they find themselves superior to their partner. On the other hand, those who are more shy and reserved will most likely be submissive and will most likely use their brainy nature and outside-thinking to provide their mate with the best sexual experience they can provide.

Dependent developers require a lot of help honing their physical and mental abilities, which, at earlier stages, can be exploited to have them hone their abilities for sexual acts. These individuals usually cling to whom they trust the most and will do what they can with what abilities they do possess for praise and approval. With such trust, they will most likely allow you to do what you wish with them with little fuss but a lot of fluster. These two traits make them an endearingly submissive partner in bed.

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11210 15:11

i finally gathered up the courage to buy yuri at the store
here's how it went
so i went up to the cashier and said "just this please" and tried not to look him in the eyes
and he looked at what i handed him, which was 2 volumes of Even Though We're Adults, and he said "you're into this stuff? you know this has women blushing at each other and kissing and stuff right?"
and i said "i um, i, of, um oh i-i didn't know that"
and he said "well do you still want it?" and i nodded once very very slightly but apparently with enough enthusiasm that the cashier squinted at me for a moment. then he tried scanning it and there was some kind of problem. then he yelled across the store
"HEY GEORGE CAN WE GET A PRICE CHECK ON 2 VOLUMES OF THIS MANGA WITH THE LESBIANS THAT THIS GROWN MAN WANTS TO BUY, IT'S NOT COMING UP IN THE SYSTEM"
and george replied from across the store, also yelling "OH SOMEONE WANTS TO BUY THAT YURI MANGA??"
and the cashier yelled back "YEAH IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT" and he pointed at me "THIS GUY RIGHT HERE AT THE CHECKOUT AREA IS WHO WANTS TO READ ABOUT GIRLS BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND STUFF"
and george yelled back "OH YEAH OKAY I JUST LOOKED IT UP THOSE VOLUMES ARE $8 EACH SO THEY'D BE $16 FOR 2"
and the cashier said "Okay that'll be $20."
and i said "B-b-- um, b-but"
"$20, sir."
and so I gave him my card and he scanned it
and the receipt it said that the card it was scanned for $25 but I didn't say anything
on the way out i tripped into a stack of funko pops
and all the yuri slid out of my hands and right into the feet of a elderly nun who happened to be passing by, who looked down at it and then slowly raised her eyes, looking at me with a look predominantly of pity as well as very slightly of disgust
overall i would say it was a successful outing and i'm proud of myself for being brave

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 00:49

You actually typed “Oscar the grouch having sex with Taylor Swift on a pile of garbage” into an AI generator. Your opinion is invalid.

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 14:50

This guy does not see cows while driving and think "cows. :)"
What a sad existence.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11211 18:43

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11213 08:34

I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.

That said, op kill yourself

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 17:57

The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:24

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:40

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11215 02:49

I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 04:30

I don’t know why I’m writing you

I don’t even care if you read this

I don’t think of you anymore.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

Everything is in constant flux.

A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.

Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,

but I don’t spend any energy.

I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.

Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.

Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.

I don’t need to, but I keep on going.

I don’t even remember how long it’s been. I’ve lost track.

I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.

A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.

Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.

The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.

I love it.

Life, as I knew it, has ended.

But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.

The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.

I don’t know why I’m writing you.

I don’t even care if you read this.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 06:03

just saying there are 153 f/f golden girls fics on AO3 and only 19 f/m or 15 m/m. Have at it unless you are fake milf lovers.

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11217 15:50

>This poem is made of different characters, too, but they are all have similar pronunciations, like our own homonyms, heteronyms, etc.

"heteronyms", never heard that word before, now im curious if they are lesbianyms, transnyms, gender neuternyms

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11218 19:10

There it is again, my beautiful creation.

It has circulated so much it's getting blurry.

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11219 02:36

If you want to know the truth about something go on Reddit and see what people have to say about it and the truth is the exact opposite of that. Thats how Reddit works.

551 Name: vc: demong : 1993-09-11219 09:09

Nobunaga did some DEI that Akechi Mitsuhide had a heated gamer moment

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11220 15:19

俺の車にクソしやがって💢焼き鳥にすんぞ!クソ鳥が

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 08:28

Elon musk NEEDS to marry and impregnate his trans daughter, and have his hardened heart softened by someone who really understands him. Libs AND cons will seeth as he holds his pregnant (using experimental gene therapy) beloved daughter wife in his arms, and a tear of emotion finally breaks through his cold exterior, allowing the warm sun of life and love to fill him

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 20:24

I'd like to posit the idea of "compwin", or "compulsory Windows". Compwin, much like "comphet", is a sociological phenomenon in which a monoculture (in this case, Windows and Windows software) becomes so entrenched that people stop noticing the ways in which they're artificially compelled to continue participating in and ultimately perpetuating it

555 Name: vc: bliengable : 1993-09-11223 04:13

The best memes are strong attractors in memetic space

Given sufficient time, every civilization will discover a minimal set of orthogonal basis memes

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11223 06:41

so the sf bay area transit discord (yes, an official multiple-government-agency project) added a #furry-friends channel, but just from the way they announced it, i get the impression that they seem to have been expecting mostly cat pictures?

if so, that lasted all of ~two and a half hours. UwU

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11224 23:00

Stop being antisemitic, it's their culture to steal dialogue from JRPGs and do molly all day

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 03:41

im always struck by how jesus was apparently on the cross for only six hours before he died. objectively suffered significantly less than akemi homura

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 09:35

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560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 10:02

>>559
whoops, meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread, sorry...

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 20:12

>>554
Resist Micronormativity!

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 21:11

i make poems and films and stories about "being born in the wrong body" and everyone thinks its a trans thing but its actually about how i dont want to be italian

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 01:19

That pink cheap soap is supposed to be sweet almond flavour. Nothing mixes better in a bathroom than the aromas of marzipan & urine.

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 21:05

*command grabs dick*

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 00:31

so that other thread that was asking why come black dicks are so big… turns out the answer is they had to evolve to be big to reach the vulva past all that ass

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 00:57

You're receiving this message because you've made a statement with one or more of the following features:

  • humorless
  • ill-informed
  • disingenuous
  • irrational
  • mean-spirited
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I realize that this may be disappointing to you.

But there is hope! You don't have to remain a peevish, ignorant, crazy person!

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  • ...genetically modify your children to have positive traits such as intelligence, kindness, strength, stamina, grit, charisma, agility, long life, and so on.
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  • ...make clones of your friends.
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567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11229 06:58

My Man(sponge) would fuck that hoe Korronavirus so hard she'd be the one with the most holes (besides herself) afterwards

god damn i drank too much again

568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11230 22:38

Make sure you Google Trump Rule 34 to learn more about the verdicts

569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11231 00:34

The 4’8 thing is literally the average make height of 20-50 year olds in Okinawa. They shrink as they age to be proper midgets. Would you want that? An Irishman would probably kill you if they saw you, thinking you were one of the Fey.

570 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11233 00:47

Googar came to my birthday party when no one else did, they stole all the soda and screamed racial slurs in my mother's face but it was still nice of them to come

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 01:29

I once got drunk in a 48hours coding event, i blocked one of the two evacuation hole for liquid under my T420 and proceeded to drink a beer by pouring it on the keyboard and drinking from the evacuation hole, while shouting "Can you do this with your f$cking MacBook ?" It was 7 years ago. Since that i brought it with me on many bike roadtrip across europ, and this bad boy is still running, and i still have 4 hours of autonomy without ever replacing the battery, those PC were wild

572 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 12:20

You're right, but also blackpilled to levels I can make out the distant peaks of on the misty horizon. I envy and fear you.

573 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 23:09

a shemagh wrapped as a turban and Iran flag with iraqi flag colors...AI was cooking with this one fr

574 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11236 02:42

I've begun using "Explain this mahjong screenshot" as my bigcorp LLM benchmark.

575 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11237 11:23

The best part is the board mods condone it, if you dare to disrupt their autistic monster high knockoff incest hyperfantasy they'll delete the posts and give you a 3 day yet if you do the same to any other kind of thread nothing happens. The board is as cooked as all of 4chan is, it's all hypersexual retards with the AI dev equivalent of the Brotherhood of Steel base from the first Fallout in the middle of it and even that's debatable since they are in the same pointless image AI moshpit that other boards like /g/ are trapped in.

576 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11238 09:58

I hate those fucking humans!
Walking around like rejects with those stupid holes in their bodies
opening and closing like shameless idiots! I mean just look at those
ugly things sticking out from under their bodies jerking back and
forth when they move. The sight of their dangling flesh makes me want
to rip off one of my zlapkroms.

Fucking humans, go back to your stupid planet!

577 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11239 19:03

Given that for marxism most philosophical doctrines and religious experiences come down to alienation of consciousness from it's real conditions, it would rather be like;

>Bird's flight is due to the fact that birds feel alienated from the ground and what it entails for their productive relations.

And that is not a complete account of the flying birds phenomena.

578 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11242 17:30

The same as if you brought in alcohol from outside; pubs have a legal duty to prevent underage drinking even if the alcohol wasn't purchased from them.

However, if you were 16 or 17 and you had a meal with the wine, that would be legal (although it is still at the discretion of the pub whether to allow you).

And as someone else said, the pub might not be very happy about Jesus undercutting them by ordering water and turning it into wine. Especially if he starts cloning the food as well (which is where the real margin is these days).

579 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11243 07:34

"Mom I know you don't understand my horse cock and animal butthole aesthetic but saying anything against it makes you a bigot."

580 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11243 16:33

wow O.o

this guy must have wanted it bad enough to f*** a toy race car car.

I could only imagine what else he would have f***ed if he was any more arroused. o.O

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 04:00

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>_I even tried bacon bits in ICE CREAM, for God's sake.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><BR>Wait...was it good?<BR><BR>Because, there is the Bacon/Chocolate theory, which is that any food that can't be enhanced with chocolate, can be made enhanced with bacon.<BR><BR>Mojo's Unified Bacon/Chocolate theory states that there is one ultimate food out there that can be enhanced by BOTH chocolate and bacon, and my first theory was vanilla ice cream, but I don't have any bacon bits so I haven't gotten to try it.<BR><BR>I'm also thinking that battered and deep fried slices of bacon would be good dipped in chocolate...<BR><BR>I've also put Nacho Cheese Dorito's on vanilla ice cream, and that was damn good.

582 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 19:32

you big greedy HOG @taylorswift13 i will never support your fake girls girl ass again. i could maybe forgive your chart manipulation if it was for an album that was actually GOOD but doing all this for the Shit From a Butt Department is demonic. you will be dealt with!!!!

583 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 20:47

why do you care? the average age of a roblox player is a late teen to a young adult. This is just a fact. The internet isn't your safe space. People are just having their own private fun. Get over it.

584 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 04:46

You bought $joe at $30m with your last 1ETH. You watch for days as the price slowly dumps away. It gets down to $2 million mcap. You thought you invested in a good meme but how could it be if price go down.

You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.

You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.

Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.

It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....
What's happening?!!!

Then you see it.

JOE Buy!
Market Cap $5,374,416,000

The market cap is over $5 billion. Your 1ETH buy would have now been worth 550ETH. You start pacing the house, the room is spinning. You sit down at the kitchen table to slow everything down, you see your unpaid credit card bills stacked up in front of you. You're going to be sick, you feel your throat closing. Your anxiety has turned to dread, you hit the floor and it all fades to black

585 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 06:28

Just give it up, I've already depicted myself as the powerful milk-drinking Rajah and you as the weak malnourished Bengali peasant

586 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 08:11

every AI should have a ring 0 friend

587 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 09:37

I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.

588 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:43

the french just play the smurfs games, which they call les schthroumpfsfs

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:54

初めて虫姦をみた

世界はとっても広いと思った

男優凄い

590 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 10:47

I woke up this morning with loose stools, a problem common to men that have ravaged their bodies with sugars their entire lives. Despite that, I was confidently farting throughout the day. In literary circles this is known as foreshadowing.

591 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11254 03:32

Where can I buy the cheap brandy for pregnancy woman washing hair use?
Anything cheaper than this?
[404ed link to some liquor store]

Thanks

592 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11255 10:28

Shout out to the small community of people who have been drawing sexy Karl Marx Fan art.

593 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11256 16:29

thought this was a beautiful lesbian couple but it's just david fucking bowie again

594 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11256 17:10

Drinking grapefruit juice i got the fancy store brand instead of name brand even though it was only like 25 cents cheaper

595 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11258 17:15

Stalin was the biggest anarchist in history. He killed more generals, bureaucrats, bourgeoisie and nazis than all the anarchists in history combined. He was so true to the cause, he didn't spare his own generals and ministers. That is why i respect him.

596 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11259 00:21

THIS is shite!!! This does NOT fill the viewer with ANY sense of accomplishment.
There is NOTHING satisfying about THIS. This if a hallow victory.
IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE this kind of "answer", you will ABSOLUTELY LOSE viewers!
SHITE ANSWERS = VIEWER DISDAINE. INTERESTING ANSWERS = ENGAGEMENT.

597 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11260 19:42

Yeah Hitler is the most misunderstood figure of the 20th century hands down. I bet you didn't know Hitler was a vegan and couldn't stand animals suffering. He was the first environmentalist and passed the first laws protecting animals and nature from destruction. Sure, he said some anti-Semitic things and I condemn that, but he wasn't the notorious Jew hater people make him out to be. Who doesn't say edgy soykaf sometimes? When Germany was baited into war with the Bolsheviks, Hitler formed special SS units to take care of civilians (see Einsatzgrups) after the war these guys were wrongly convicted because they shot a few Poles who were resisting arrest. Its biased victors justice. Hitler didn't really hate Jews at all. He had special holiday camps constructed especially for them with swimming pools and large saunas. That's what the chimneys were for. Ventilation of gas and smoke from the baths as German building code requires. Hitler knew in wartime that German anti-semities would do pogroms against the Jews so he had them moved to recreational camps for their own protection. It was the communists who killed the Jews in air raids and then blamed Hitler. You know there were Arabs, Turks, and French living in Berlin during the Reich? Sure he was a Germanic patriot but Hitler was also a multiculturalist who wanted to bring the world together. That's why the Nazis used to send expeditions to Tibet, India, and Japan and were obsessed with ancient history and mystic stuff. Propagandists say this is because Hitler was a racist but its because National Socialists really love other cultures and want to appreciate and understand them. You know Rudolph Hess was transgender right? His gender identity was denied by the allies.

I'm tired of all these misinformed people online talking soykaf about Germany and NS. Its all just bias and heteronormative American privilege that marginalizes the experiences of National Socialists and Germans who are reduced to subalternized outcasts. Its unfair and it has to stop.

598 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11260 20:45

DAS BUDDHAVISTA IST GERSTOLEN

599 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11260 23:06

I guess everyone ends up with fingerprint shields and ant spines.

600 Name: vc: so : 1993-09-11262 04:16

Thy fine work of Narvin Gainiac, on the surface jonkin doge my just represent out primal urge to reproduce and the substitutes for feeling the euphoria of such primal act. But on the backside the side many do not see or flatout ignore is, jonkin doge really represents the meaningless of life itself. What benifit does jonkin have in the long term? What even is a “long term” some may say forver but nothing is forever, so what is the difference between long term and short if it all ends anyway? So many questions unanswered by cowards never willing to face the truth which jonkin doge represents. That is why Narvin Gainiac is not just a meme maker, artist or all around a cool guy he is a messiah, a prophet that will lead us all to enlightenment one day, and until that day comes we will be jonkin in one way or another.

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