im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
right now I am sitting at my computer and not giving a fucking fuck if a billionaire dies screaming in a tin can at the bottom of the ocean. Kinda funny actually, Video game controller kek.
It would have been so funny if he lived, kicked Bowser, and said, "Road House." xD
me n ur mum rhythmically unclogged toilets tgether eevryt day
nursing mentors will tell you the most insane stories while both of y’all are eating together. i was eating with mine and she was eating wendy’s and she was like i remember one time they wheeled in this 500lb homeless woman in the camping chair they found her sitting in from the wendy’s parking lot where she’d been sat for 4 days. they cut off her clothes and then they tried to pull off her left boot and then her leg flesh up to the shin came off with it alongside her entire tibia and fibula, so her leg looked like a chicken drumstick where someone had only eaten the bottom. a torrent of maggots fell from her knee stump and the boot. my mentor, in utter shock, slowly turned the boot to look at the inside and saw nothing but black necrotic tissue, maggots eating it, and an almost fully skeletonized foot. she remembers how the woman’s liquified fat sloshed around at the bottom. She then looked up into the woman’s boneless lower leg, like a deboned chicken wing, and saw her patella and the distal end of the femur, also black and crawling with maggots. she said that she was so lucky to be practically anosmic because what little she could smell was horrendous. the patient, not being able to see over her own belly, asked, “it is bad?” after everyone in the room groaned and tried to keep their composure. the patient had severe untreated diabetes, she couldn’t feel a thing. they immediately prepped her for the operating room for an above the knee amputation.
I was super confused reading the comments cos I wasn't able to figure out which side the people saying "no, they were actually Jewish" were on
If you show signs of neurodivergence they give you three of these and a weapons integration problem
Just as there are men who want to be women or women who want to be men, these people have the right to do with their appearance and I want to be an adorable and huggable satyr and I have faith that my wish will be fulfilled in heaven, my body, my appearance and my decision and I hope that my family will accept me at least with time
oh man i figured people lost interest in that the moment i stopped posting
i posted a big spiel abt how fascists killed it and everything lmfao
dqn is a term that transl8s roughly to “dumbass” or “idiot”, /dqn/ is a board on 4-ch.net, a western textboard, that served the same purpose as /b/ on 4chan, but with no images, based on textboards like 2ch.
that’s where i scraped a lot of the sjis art from, as well as smaller text boards that are either no longer around or aren’t active enough to justify linking. 4-ch.net is still around, but i dunno about the smaller boards since i don’t check up on those very often?
if you do check those sites out be careful, they’re filled with *chan types and probably has tons of upsetting content
Hey, you're the one claiming you only need 32 gigs of RAM to run an Electron app.
As someone who uses Teams on his work laptop with 32 gigs, no, it is absolutely not enough. Any extra RAM you add will be reallocated from less important applications such as Visual Studio in order to feed the beast, and it will still crash your video driver when you resize the window so you get kicked out of the decisive product demo for your million plus client, forcing you to hard reset and reboot which takes 17 minutes on your shitty antivirus addled laptop before rejecting your password because you haven't connected to the VPN in 3 weeks while the customer googles your competitors.
Fuck Electron.
They better hurry up building such androids so i can finally get laid
"Eat the bugs."
"No they're cool."
No they were turned to meat paste. Likely cooked and then extruded through the cracks and crevices in the hull. So basically the human equivalent of a hot dog.
I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I don't need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How 'bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says I'm mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking don't care about me. I'm having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Don't you dare hang up on me.
Pinkoski is a Seventh-day Adventist, a devoted disciple of Ron Wyatt, and believes in the imminent second coming of Jesus Christ. I'm not quick to disparage religious individuals (churches are another matter), but by more than one account Pinkoski has established himself near the lunatic fringe of Christianity. Even his own church has dismissed many of the beliefs that Pinkoski doggedly espouses.
Which makes it all the more amusing to view Pinkoski's detailed drawings of naked little girls, spread eagle sorceresses, and throbbing cocks slipping in and out of dripping cunts. Pinkoski won't even acknowledge the existence of these comics today, but we all know what you did last summer, Jim.
I don’t think a game about killing satanic minions should have much care about current political affairs.
I don’t know about you guys but I personally enjoy being shafted by all the companies profiteering. It feels like I’m really part of something special and struggling to afford to live, even after cancelling my Netflix, has been super fun.
Me when I get to see the cute girl's panties: HELL YEAH
Me when the cute girl talks about the negative effects of suburbia and single family houses: HELL YEAH
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
bracha for flag burning on the 4th
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדֹנָ-י אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו וְצִוָּנוּ לְהַשְׁמִיד אֱלִילִים
baruch atah HaShem Elokeinu Melech Ha'Olam asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav v'tzivanu lahashmid elilim
Blessed are you, the Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with your commandments, and commanded us to destroy idols.
As early as in the 1940s, in the Yan'an Rectification Movement, Mao had criticized the idea of what he called "theory of human nature (人性论)" and "love of human (人类之爱)" manifest in the literature by arguing that not until the elimination of class, there can never exist such "all-inclusive love" among human, which is merely an idealistic notion that denies class distinction and speaks for the bourgeoisie.
You can just say you're upset that they closed their Dreamwidth account without waxing about how they've betrayed the global socialist movement.
つまり美術といえども大学というのは利益を損なうモノに対しては排除一択であり、会社と変わらないのです。企業メセナのアートも同様に、イメージダウンが予想される作品を歓迎することはありません。
The first day of a graduate seminar, students used to describe their intellectual interests. Nowadays, it's de rigueur to declare your sexual orientation. It's only a matter of time before a student announces, "I'm she/her and I'm packing a thick, juicy nine-incher."
I feel like it's safe here to say that Picasso's art is extremely unappealing to me. it looks messy and most of them are eyesores to look at.
the fact that he's a rapist and that is depicted through his art only adds to my contempt. the ugliness of his art is just the cherry on top, at this point. his art is ugly inside and out.
They use it for making 4k videos where they crap on each other or for making sexual high polygon count 3d models of toddlers.
It doesn't seem to me as appropriate way to use such complex technologies. Computer building process is so complex as well they have to use microscopic details and perfectly connect parts and all this effort so that some moron would watch fetish videos and this moron takes those technologies for granted as well.
Such complicated technology could be used for great things, but sexuals can't go past their primal instinct and drag every invention to their crotch level
>>96 I believe every word of this
I am going to try this soon
your channel changed my life. i stopped brushing after your flouride video. i no longer eat cafeteria food and i skip breakfast every day. i even stopped drinking water. its safe to say that i have eliminated 99% of food and water from my diet. i can barely function anymore, but im finally healthy. thank you
Water in Iceland is great. Its a bit warm and tastes like someone farted on it. God’s own country
What these iguanas have to go through is actually very inspiring and makes my problems seem miniscule.
I stay away from girls who've been raped. They seem like damaged goods to me and I doubt their sanity and ability to form healthy relationships/sexuality. I don't want to stick my penis in a hole that was basically a crime scene, it just feels wrong. Like fapping on someone's tombstone or building a walmart on an Indian burial ground.
Funny you ask. I dont "stumble" for your information. I come here for a reason, to help people with a sexual farting addiction. Im not gonna lie and say i wasn't one of them. But you can all stop this for the better. Whether it's for Jesus or just yourself. So what's your excuse 🤔
just found out a heavily-tatted trans man nicknamed batman has been terrorizing ghislane maxwell by fucking loud as hell in the bunk above her constantly….. godspeed brother
In my restless dreams, I see that town,
Silent Hill
You said youd take me there again someday,
But you never did.
Well, you SUCK, James!
You SUCK and I HATE you!
I stole your wallet.
Come to our special place if you want it back.
(No, James, not Vegas.)
His [brand] loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands", such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.
this song is so good i wish vacuum cleaners were real
I draw the line at "intellectual property" lawyers on the fediverse.
I will put up with Child rapists, Covidiot/truckers, crypto scammers, CIA torturers, Threads, Nazis. But I will not go quietly into the night while "intellectual property" lawyers infest this network.
I would've loved to prank call this loser as Rocko Stretchbrain accusing him of shitting in Spunky's dog bowl, he probably would've been that stupid to believe it.
Careful kiddo, your haphazzard, albeit pointless attempt at wielding vernacular that's clearly above your pay grade, thereby might be construed as malicious.
For somebody sounding like a 90yr old bed-ridden relic, ie brain-dead granny corpse; your ancient wannabe m.o. is too pathetic & falls flat upon deaf ears in a Mike P chat thread. Your egocentric blather does nada, except pollute. Plus, your sniveling antics only prove you are clueless. Anonymous jibber is the best you can muster, for someone w/such a contrived sounding post! Finally, cease anymore of your typical anonymous blathering & clueless nonsensical yammering, do urself a favor.
You've eternally been the grimy 'has been', who's STILL hanging by a flimsy thread of crippling fear, as you're forever relegated to the fate of being a 'never wiil be'.
Just some food 4 thought.
The Guardian: At The Guardian, we don't mess around, or give false balances, we are writing the hard-hitting journalism that is necessary to save the world.
Also The Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2023/may/25/tina-turner-simply-the-best-song-rugby-league-ad-campaign-nrl-commercial
How do you make a cute loli cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear (´<_｀ )
once upon a time, there was a peasant who saw the evils of the king who proclaimed himself to be the first chinese emperor: qin shi huang di. mr qin infamously burned many books of philosophy including confucius, forced people to work on the great wall of china, and had this great idea about seeking immortality through taoists and mercury in Definitely Not Japan.
this peasant would lead a successful revolt: his name was liu bang, but his badass emperor name is gaozu. gaozu did some important stuff, which you can check out at kongming.net.
but the story that's captured my imagination is how he saw confucian scholars. since he ended the tyrannical qin dynasty and allowed free expression again, confucianism went into vogue once more.
however, gaozu's humble origins made him skeptical, even hostile toward these scholars. can't trust those highfalutin thinkers. sima guang records in his history book that he hates them so much that he'll
STEAL THE SCHOLARS' HATS TO PISS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a big lack of good Simpsons porn now. It used to be great like 10-15 years ago.
Agreed. I for one, didn't know colonoscopies were that important, and was having trouble imagining what a "malignant tunnel" would be, before he used his own butt hole as a metaphor for it.
Thanks, Rod.
Remember, the basis of all morality is disgust. If something makes you feel icky it is ontologically evil.
Poems Of A Mountain Home, by Saigyo
Ten absorbing studies present activist groups across the country -- from transgender activists in New York City, to South Asian teenagers in Silicon Valley, to evangelical Christians and Palestinian Americans -- and examines a social change effort as it unfolds on the ground. Through their anthropological approach these portraits of American society suggest the inherent possibilities in identity-based organizing and offer crucial in-depth perspectives on such hotly debated topics as multiculturalism and the culture wars, the environment, racism, public education, Native American rights, and the Christian right.
Lead, uranium and cocaine are also gluten free.
There is Nick Fuentes: A teenage girl with a negative body-image, trapped in the form of an over the hill Mexican twink, who squandered his limitless potential to be the gayest man to ever walk the earth, and instead lavished his attentions and resources upon a rag-tag bag of pedophile incels, who think they have what it takes to run the United States. He may also be a reluctant fed.
“I am now a person who cannot reach to care for myself after I poop.”
“I’m working with my job to get a bidet installed so I can poop at work.”
“we should normalize this.”
It's pretty unbelievable but completely true.
I was really confident when I first got into the car. I had taken more classes than I needed to because I wanted to be completely comfortable driving. So we pull out and the instructor tells me to drive to the stop sign. As I ease onto the break, she started screaming that I ran over some kids. I began panicking looking around the car saying there was no one there near the car or the stop sign. She looks me dead in the face, absolutely serious, and says "You killed the imaginary kids! Poor Suzy and John! You killed them!" I didn't know how to react. I lost all my confidence and started shaking. She randomly would yell throughout the test saying that I was a child killer or I killed another kid. "Parallel park. You hit the curb and killed Tommy!" By the time we parked, I was sobbing and shaking uncontrollably. She stopped yelling and calmly told me I failed and killed at least 8 kids in less than 20 minutes.
It took me about a month to start driving again. And then I took my second test about 2 months after that. Luckily this instructor barely spoke unless needed and I passed with no infractions.
I don't know if she was fucking with me or actually sick. To this day, I remember being absolutely terrified. That memory is burned into my mind.
I cannot express in words how much hate I am feeling right now for ever having decided to watch this piece of shit. If I was alone I would have instantly left the theater. I just want that studio, the film, the barbie and everything related to this movie to be FUCKING NUKED HOLY SHIT:feelsree::feelsree:
Take my word of advice and never ever watch this or even think about watching this it is my worst regret in my entire life.
<meta name="keywords" content="YTP,poop,sonic,tails,bathroom,pee,piss,poopy,fart">
I don't know the purpose of this poll but Kikuri would easily solo Knuckles. She's much taller and Knuckles would never hit a drunk woman
You just need to be moderately successful. Everything you do or don't do will piss Twitch and Twitter faggots off.
I REMEMBER WHEN /LGBT/ USED TO BE GOOD
Anyone else jack off a lot to asian girls, but would never date one? They're like fat girls.
Multiple apocalypses are just a bad day
ATTENTION ALL INVADER ZIM FANS!!! There is a Facebook page named "Operation Head Pigeons 2.0". It is a group dedicated to working to bringing back IZ. Please please please check it out and "Like" it, it could help bring back IZ. More details can be found on said page. I'm just doing my part by spreading the word. The more fans that join together, the better. So help spread the word so we can get Invader Zim back!!!
ive BEEN saying!! this is why i dont listen to pop anymore everything sounds so polished tiktok song barely 3 minutes long meant to be remixed by as many ecstasy addicted djs as possible
Once this homeless man yelled at me and my friend walking by while we were eating ice cream "oh so you can afford ice cream but can't give me $500!?"
The most common "mutual aid" tags I see are #transcrowdfund and #mutualaidfund. There is also #settlersaturday, which was intended for natives to tell "settlers" (white people) to pay up for their own form of reparations. It has been colonized by black people seeking reparations.
Military junta is not the way out and imposition of democratic system in Africa is akin to forcing Africans embrace West stance on homosexuality. Nothing is working.
This shit is like those "bigfoot in GTA San Andreas" videos but for zoomer girls with nascent cluster b personality disorders.
We have tard baby, and now obese baby threads. What's next, a thread on the parents in asia who let their toddlers smoke cigs daily?
Newborn porn.
Women will give birth to newborns who will immediately be raped by Albanians.
Only on Disney+
Ha sido un gran día desde que MTV transmitió por primera vez Happy Tree Friends en América Latina a partir del 11 de septiembre de 2003 y continúa a partir del 25 de junio de 2004. MTV transmitió oficialmente Happy Tree Friends entre el 11 de septiembre de 2006 y el 15 de noviembre de 2014. Happy Tree Friends es una de las principales franquicias de Madokaverse, junto con ''Puelal Magi Madoka Magica'', ''The Simpsons'', ''SpongeBob Squarepants'', la mayoría de los animes e incluso más. Happy Tree Friends también se transmitirá en Comedy Central a partir del 15 de junio de 2011 y continuará hasta el 31 de diciembre de 2021.
Broke: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.
i like to think okuu is gay but is so dumb she thinks men are also women becoming bisexual as a result
Wait do we make a comedy documentary of the rape of nanking??
I once had a government case manager have to remove himself from my case because he found out that I was the author of his favorite fanfic and he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't give me preferential treatment.
We need to learn more about pigeons,,, they are flying angels in the earth,,,
Of course the first successful replication of LK99 came from a trans lesbian anime catgirl pfp mocking the paper for it's glaring manufacturing inefficiencies and cooking a floaty rock in her kitchen.
Always, always bet on trans women, the handmaidens of accelerationism.
pulled pork? PULLED PORK? YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER. Do you fucking know what it means to PULL pork?? HINT: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE SLICING AND STACKING ONTO A SANDWICH. CHRIST. IT INVOLVES LITTERALLY PULLING THE PORK APART INTO THIN NONUNIFORM STRIPS WHICH ARE THEN MIXED WITH A SAUCXE. A PULLED PORK SANDWICH!? FUCK. THIS NIGGER LOOKS AT A FUCKING CRAB CAKE AND SLAPS HIS CURLED HAND INTO HIS CHEST CROOKS HIS LEG AND SAYS DURR THATS AN APPLE?? GET HTE FUCK OUT OF HERE
JESUS SHIT I AM STILL FUCKING APPAULED ABOUT "PULLED PROK? PULLED PROK?" ITS NOT A PULLED PORK SANDWICH. I CAN SEE MAYBE THINKING ITS A MILE HIGH STACKED PO BOY OR A RUEBEN. EMPERORJ, IM REVOKING YOUR TICKET TO BOARD THE MEATSHIP. ALL OF US WHO ARENT FUCKING RETARDED WILL BE WAVING TO YOU ON THE DOCKS AS WE DISEMBARK, OUR FACES STUFFED WITH FOOD PRODUCTS WE CAN FujcKING IDENTIFY. I'LL BE HAVING A FRIED OYSTER SANDWICH, AND NO! THESE ARENT FUCKING CHICKEN NUGeRTS. TRY PULLING A CHICKEN OUT OF THE WATER AND EATING IT RAW, FUCKSTICK! THAT CLUCKER WOULD BE FREAKING OUT ON YOU AND GETTING WATER AND FEATHER S EVERWHERE, WHILE ILL BE ENJOYING RAW OYSTERS BECAUSE KNOWING THINGS!! HOW NOVEL! LOOK, I READ A BOOK AND I CCAN FUCKING FEED MYSELF! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHOSE MOMS PROBABLY STILL CUT THEIR PORTERHOUSES BECAUSE YOUD GET GRISTLE ALL IN WITH YOUR MARBLE. GO STARVE IN THE WILD BECAUSE YOU ATE SOMETHING THAT TURNED OUT TO BE POISONOUS BECAUSE HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. BASIC SANDWICH KNOWLEDGE!!
NEVER HAD A PULLED PORK SANDWICH?? LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR BABBYS FIRST FUCKING SANDWICH. GET A CLUE, NEOPHYTE. AROUND HERE WE SLOW COOK OUR PORK UNTIL ITS TENDER ENOUGH TO FALL OFF THE BONE--UYES! PIGS HAVE BONES!!--AND SMOTHER THAT SHIT IN BBW SAUCE UNTIL ITS DONE TO PERFECTION. SLAP IT ON A BUN AND THATS ALL YOU NEED. OH WAIT, YOU ALSO NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BITE AND CHEW AND SWALLOW It, GUESS WE BETTER NOT LET YOU NEAR THE PULLED PORK! MAYBE YOUD CHOKE BECAUSE YOUD BE EXPECTING A GOD DAMN HAMBUGER. COME TO THE SOUTH, I DARE YOU. YOU WOULD NOT LAST SECOND IN MY HOME TOWN WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. PWOPLW AROUND HERE WOULD SPOT YOU AS A FAKE THE MOMENT YOU OPENED UP YOUR DIRTYY GOD DAMN MOUTH AND STARTED SPOUNTING OFF ABOUT SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. YOUD WALK AROUND LIKE "LOOK! THAT'S DEFINATELY BUFFALO CHICKEN BREAST!" AND THE DUDE NEXT TO YOU WOULD LOWER HIS SUNGLASSES AND TAKE ONE LOOK AND JUST WALK THE FUCK AWAY. IT MAY BE YOUR BROTHER OR A CLOSE FRIEND BUT HE WOULD STILL DO IT BECAUSE MEAT. IS. YOUR. SAVIOR.
THaANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK. 'SUP FELLOW MEAT EATER? SUP FELLOW MEAT GOON WHO KNOWS THINGS. IVE BEEN SITTING HERE STEWING (!!!) FOR AN HOUR ABOUT THIS DOOFUS WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT PULLED PORK IS. IM GOING TO FUNNEL STEAMING HOT PULLED PORK INTO HIS ASS WITH A TRAFFIC CONE, THEN MAYBE HED UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CURED OR SALTED MEAT SANDWICHES. BY THE WAY, I MUST COMPLIMENT YOUR CHOICE OF IMAGERY---YOUR PASTRAMI IS ESPECIALLY PRODIGIOUS AND THE PULLED PORK IS A RELEVEANT DISTINCTION. HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS ASSHOLE CONFUSE THE TWO? THE SANDWICHES LITERALLY COUld NOT BE MORE DIVERGENT IN TEXTURE AND APPEARCANCE. IM GOING TO ASSUME THAT HE JUST REALLY LIKES FRYING SHIT INSTEAD OF BARBEQUING IT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY ILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP.
"fuck, now I really want a pulled pork sandwich"
WHO DOESN'T? OH YEAH, PRICKSUCKERS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY SAY IF YOU NEVER HAD IT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING. YEAH WELL EMPERORJ MAY NOT KNOW A THING BUT DAMN IF HE DOESNT RUB HIS CUNT IGNORANCE IN OUR FACES AND MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR US. BTW I FUNNELLED IT UP HIS AS LIKE I SAID I WOULD AND HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS NOW. HOW YOU ASK!? HIS HEAD WAS UP THERE ALREADY SO HE ATe IT JUST FINE!! HOLY CHRIST
what, barbie can't do 9/11 now? god forbid women do anything
Yeah fuck man I was going to jerk off to this hot girl but then I saw the font she used and my boner instantly deflated and I couldn't even get it up for the rest of the day.
exciting your mucuses, turning
breakfarts into lost soupirs and salon thay nor you flabbies on
your groaning chairs over Bollivar's troubles of a bluemoondag,
steamin your damp ossicles, praying Holy Prohibition and Jaun
Dyspeptist while Ole Clo goes through the wood with Shep
togather, touting in the chesnut burrs for Goodboy Sommers
and Mistral Blownowse hugs his kindlings when voiceyversy
it's my gala bene fit, robbing leaves out of my taletold book.
May my tune fester if ever I see such a miry lot of maggalenes!
Once upon a drunk and a fairly good drunk it was and the rest
of your blatherumskite! Just a plain shays by the fire for absenter
Sh the Po and I'll make ye all an eastern hummingsphere of
myself the moment that you name the way. Look in the slag
scuttle and you'll see me sailspread over the singing, and what
do ye want trippings for when you've Paris inspire your hat?
Sussumcordials all round, let ye alloyiss and ominies, while I
stray and let ye not be getting grief out of it, though blighted
troth be all bereft, on my poor headsake, even should we forfeit
our life. Lo, improving ages wait ye! In the orchard of the bones.
Some time very presently now when yon clouds are dissipated
after their forty years shower, the odds are, we shall all be hooked
and happy, communionistically, among the fieldnights eliceam,
élite of the elect, in the land of lost of time. Johannisburg's a re-
velation! Deck the diamants that never die! So cut out the lonesome
stuff! Drink it up, ladies, please, as smart as you can lower
it! Out with lent! Clap hands postilium! Fastintide is by. Your
sole and myopper must hereupon part company. So for e'er fare
thee welt! Parting's fun. Take thou, the wringle's thine, love.
This dime doth trost thee from mine alms. Goodbye, swisstart,
goodbye! Haugh! Haugh! Sure, treasures, a letterman does be
often thought reading ye between lines that do have no sense at
all. I sign myself. With much leg. Inflexibly yours. Ann Posht
the Shorn. To be continued. Huck!
There are two things a pirate dreads: a sunken chest and no booty. On the Seven Seas of Tawawa, this is never a problem.
Lol i have been putting marbles and other stupid shit up my pussy
You have moved your mouse, would you like to reboot for this change to take effect?
Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone.
“This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch,” stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff’s Department. “We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms.”
ya ne ponimau!!!
i have no interest in baldurs gate but every time i hear people talking about that game it's about sex. i think im going to start referring to it as eroge to make a certain type of person extremely mad.
I’m a Marxist-Leninist-Hunterbidenist. I’m not interested in class consciousness, I’m interested in unconsciousness, by any substance possible.
Most important part of the day is putting cigarettes on the table. You can make most people happy just by putting cigarettes on the table. By placing them on a table you can say they are for everyone without saying it which will make people smile. People who smoke will be happy to have cigarette and people who like smoking but don't smoke will like that people who like smoking cigarettes are smoking cigarettes. There will always be people who do not like cigarettes but you can make them smile by not smoking the cigarettes showing your character of charity but abstinence from pleasure. It is a very easy way to distract everyone and you steal there wallets and car keys and determine the location of there cars. Then boom you have 6-10 cars for the price of 1 pack of cigarettes.
The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
Black girls doing bbc sph content is so cringe, like bbc-havers dont want you, swc is all you've got
Cope video lol
More of a child version of furry porn, really.
you mean that if this baby mates with other remiflan babies it would eventually build up to a genetically superior centipede loli rainbow bat vampire?
「意味なんか無い。感じろ、それが全てだ！！」
とでも言わんばかりのワケのわかんなさだもんな。
roadkill is pretty nice, it's street food that comes from your own food truck
Yes it is pretty remarkable how people possess a wide range of social, cultural, and political opinions, and aren't actually just sentient versions of the wojaks you see on twitter.
go back to 4-ch
As a former child I do agree
Ucraina started to be exist in 1991
When you get the cheese melted just right on your sandwich? There's nothing quite like it. Not that you numb skulls would have a clue about such things.
They hadn’t heard about it yet!
So I got to tell them all the details.
The manatee that died was in his 40s. They were brothers. It WASN’T rape, they enjoyed it. The Scientists consented. And cause of death was rectal or anal fissures/tears.
my friends were like, “damn…”
When i was a kid i was afraid that there was a button on the keyboard that would make the monitor explode becuase i saw it in a movie
Men can move the chess pieces faster and stronger than women giving an unfair advantage
That's ok, I trust the ~ to do the heavy lifting.
(screaming at pawns) you will never be a real queen!!
If you believe that modern western cultures are not gender biased and this state of affairs is worth preserving, then you are a feminist! You can't deny it because you have just advocated for gender equality.