[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

801 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 11:41

hauling yukari yakumo out of her five-season depression nest and bathing her limp, unresponsive body while she gazes at you coldly through half-open eyes

after about twenty minutes the caress of warm, perfumed water revitalises her somewhat and she holds your head under the surface until she's convinced you've re-learned your lesson about disturbing her when she's sleeping. in eighteen months this will happen again

802 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 17:21

>>799
This is too damn funny, just what is he referring to?

803 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 20:56

While your advice is well-meaning, but with all due respect I've no idea what calling the cops will actually achieve. "Hi officer, please come, my brother stuck his hands in ice cream"?

804 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 04:11

Last night I finally captured a mutant in a dungeon and took it home with me to splice it with my pet wyvern, Mordred.

Mordred could already operate a machine gun, for some reason (all creatures seem able to), but now that she has a "hand," Mordred the fire breathing wyvern with a machine gun has a Chainsaw for melee combat!

She's so happy! So beautiful. So majestic...

I can't think of any game right now that has let me do things like that. My characters also addicted to drugs, by the way.

805 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 11:05

"we're not in a hurry" YES we are in a hurry! Yesterday I died and tomorrow I'll die
Who knows if i'll pass winter
"Crazy bus lady" do I look like I have a choice
When I'm starting to feel hateful, it's a sign that I need to go nibble in my bed
Fart

806 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 01:25

Trying to impregnate somebody for a month, only to find out that pregnancy is disabled in options is not fun.

807 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 10:50

This Quin is a very nice dupe except for the flatulence. Flatulence is different from dupes exhaling CO2 in that they can fart in vacuum, any atmosphere, or even when submerged in liquids (even magma!).

If you have an effective gas filtration setup in your base, then Flatulent is not a difficult trait to deal with. A filtration system would pick up and dispose of the natural gas. You also need to prevent him from going into any single element atmosphere you want to maintain. You can do that easily with door permissions.

People avoid flatulence because it requires extra effort to manage. Not because it presents unsolvable problems like the narcoleptic trait.

808 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 12:03

It is difficult to really put your finger on what is so revolting about the modern human until it is distilled and packaged and perfected by Disney
in this way. Only by transporting our awful personalities into animals can the true horror of them be appreciated.

809 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 13:48

Ifve been doing an archival project that involves looking over the last hundred years of cinema newspaper ads and listingsc and jesus, itfs such a shame that we lost this in 2015, with nothing taking its place

810 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 19:22

One prisoner became known as "The Suitcase" on account of how much he could carry inside him, while another set a record with 40 comms under his foreskin.

811 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 16:45

she's in a better place now (several actually)

812 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 18:13

I remember some guy stuck his hand in his wife's ass crack and smelt it while she was sleeping next to him on the couch because the chat asked. I stopped watching streamers all together after that.

813 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 22:35

yesteryday i was out on walk, destroying hearts and cunts like everyday!!
i have to pass by queer quarter of town
2 lesbian see my bulge
they immediately start drool uncontrollably!!
i swear entire street soak in drool!!!
but also
fag see my bulge
he pull up and come up close to me and he say
"i must have dick!!"
i say "no fag i know you have disease!"
he then pull out knife!!
he say "I MUST HAVE DICK OR I CUT OFF AND TAKE IT!!!!"
i can see that diseased homosexualist is very desperate
Hahahahahahahahaha
so i think very fast
i see pool of lesbian drool behind fag
i push
homo fall on drool out to street!!
Hahahahahahahaha
i walk to homo
i say
"u want dick??"
"well, here u have it!!!"
i then crush puny queer skull under super length girth and weight!!
i then fuck both lesbian!!!
now they have to climb their entire selfs into each other to feel even tingle in cunt!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
just another day in life of
big dick george!!!!

814 Name: context: futanari amazon MIL NTR : 1993-09-11416 14:26

Can we have more corruption stuff? This is too vanilla for what I pay for

815 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 20:17

Medical inaccuracies are soo prevalent in Hannibal fics, both in terms of actual medical procedures and general anatomy. 

I once read a fic about Hannibal doing Willfs top surgery and that they ate the tissue together later, and it took everything I had in me to not come in and be all like gakshually, breast tissue is mostly made up of fat, and could not be used for this particular recipe 🤓☝️h. 

The authors tend to have such beautiful writing that I donft mind at all tho lol.

816 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 17:08

Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

817 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 21:09

SA mods are the most out of touch men in the world. Half of them have married girl posters from the site, and entire forums have been deleted due to people making fun of a really fucking shitty house that one of the mods built. They harass/do weird shit to the women all the time and 90% of anything funny there ends with a ban.

818 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 11:35

"we havent talked in a while" sorry ive been having tons of breakdowns and meltdowns lately XD!! (>Í<)

819 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 14:11

I think if conservatives don't want to return to the wild west then they're pussies. I'll kill and maim everything that crosses my path in skyrim.
Even bunnies.

820 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 15:08

I hate blowjobs. I ABSOLUTELY HATE BLOWJOBS. I will skip them whenever they come up. There are things you don't put in your mouth and I don't care what it might feel like, THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. I am almost completely disgusted by blowjobs.
This game has a buttfuck ton of blowjobs. A heaping helping metric ton of condensed dwarf star matter blowjobs. The creator obviously loves his blowjobs. I skipped 30% of the h-scenes in this game. If you like blowjobs, here you go.

821 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 17:17

I sometime drink my own pee as it get me geeked af!! I used AY-RITCHER catylisatiorophore kit. Based off the AY-RITCHER procedure the online exclusive kit enable you to remove the bacteria from your urine which allow you to do things like being high off of drugs metabolite and drug that come out in ur piss. The kit come with the chemical required to do the reaction. It also come with a set of glassware. As I'm a model citizen in this community I can't link to the site where it's being sold as it would be considered sourcing. I hope that you found this useful and inspire you to get high off of your pee.

822 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 17:30

look, kiddo, I don't know anything about your little fucking modern internet web 2.0 culture shit and all the little cliques you and your girlyfriends like to have fun with

but one thing is for sure i don't fucking identity with anything, i identify only with my own identities.

823 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 15:22

"does this happen to you?" and it's a cartoon drawing of a constipated guy struggling to get the turd out

824 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 22:30

On the third day, as he was coming down, he got pissed off at another patient who was talking in ebonics, so he screamed at him 'YOU ARENT BLACK!' As a result, Pat had to sit in the timeout room (a tiny room with padded walls, floors and ceiling) for 20 minutes.

825 Name: vc: shell : 1993-09-11420 02:05

I was fucking around on Roblox recently and within minutes found EPI gooner brimstone. This led to a rabbit hole of exploring the most putrid areas of Roblox.

While looking for random shit I found some retarded pro-palestine game, which is when these suddenly walk into the Mosque.

826 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 19:43

that was sooo gayyyy but i loved the scene where trunks has his azz hanging out

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11422 06:56

Bathhouses have replaced most of these backrooms in most cities. The market for taking as many poz loads from gay sluts is still there even if the more reputable gay establishments don't want to have anything to do with them. Bathhouses still exist in many places in the US, in fact there are more now than there were during the AIDS years of the early 1980s.

828 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 06:17

Infinity Nikki has bossfights, i repeat, the barbie doll dressup game has bossfights

829 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 02:00

nutritionally, you should think of "recommended daily allowance" in approximately the same terms you think of "minimum wage", i.e. the absolute bare minimum required for continued existence

830 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 07:22

How does Peter Parker not smell like total ass all the time?

Ifve been reading Spiderman comics for nearly 15 years, engaging with the character in other forms for even longer(practically my whole life) and somehow this has only occurred to me now; how does Peter not just smell so so so bad?

Hefs doing intense cardio in a skin tight fully body costume, often in the summer, often for more than 12 hours at a time, often covered in toxic chemicals and/or raw sewage. After that he doesnft take a shower and hops right back into his civies to go clock into the bugle or something. How?

831 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 09:18

avgn voice ok so this guy invested money-capital to obtain commodity-capital in various forms, and then he hires labor from proletarians to turn that commodity-capital into new commodities. Ok, I'm with you... But then he sells the commodities for more money-capital and keeps the profit for himself? He keeps the wealth that the WORKERS CREATED? What were they thinking? I'd rather scoop shit out of the ass of a donkey than let some capitalist take my surplus value.. but I guess then he'd just take the surplus donkey dump

832 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 17:14

The list is from 1996, I suspect Ultima 8's reputation improved a bit over time afterwards, simply by not being Ultima 9...

833 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 00:17

if the fucking royal families didn't already normalize incest I'm pretty sure some Supernatural fanfics ain't going to either

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 04:32

To me, the four guys on the title screen look too {there's a word that I would have put in here when I was 13 that I now know is wrong to use in this context even though it was never meant literally, but even knowing it's wrong, I can't quite come up with a good synonym, so we'll just have to leave it ambiguous, except I suspect you can figure it out} to be a metal band.

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 09:22

{Garfield is in the living room on a chair, hoping to watch some quality TV. He gets out the remote and searches for channels. He may be looking for Binky or Uncle Roy, but of course, I'm not the writer of this original comic}
{Instead of changing the channels, however, the TV remains on one single channel}
SFX: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
Garfield: I'm stuck on one channel!
{Garfield is surprised, he turns to us readers, whom we are probably just as surprised as he is}
Garfield: What could be worse?
{Unfortunately, there is something worse. A documentary film under the name of...}
Garfield: Welcome to "The History of Raisins".
{And we all know Garfield HATES raisins. He cannot believe it! A film documenting his least favorite food!}
Garfield: ARRRGHH!
{Garfield could have avoided this by just changing the channel using the TV set, not the remote. But again, I'm not the writer of this original comic}

836 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 12:02

Ifm literally wearing two pairs of knee high socks rn. Ifll make it three if you test me

837 Name: not written in reply to >>836 but quite fitting : 1993-09-11428 01:39

This behavior is profoundly insensitive and disrespectful to Japanese culture. For Western individuals to don traditional Japanese school uniforms and imitate the appearance of Japanese students not only trivializes an integral aspect of the culture but also constitutes cultural appropriation. Such actions reduce a meaningful cultural tradition to a costume or novelty, which rubs me the wrong way.

838 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 02:55

>>830
The bigger question is how does Peter Parker even keep his job at the Bugle? Newspapers are in decline, moving to all digital distribution, and replacing salaried photographers with freelancers, purchasing images from the internet, and now generating them with genAI tools. Parker is also variously depicted as a college student, often but not always a grad student, and he would be under a mountain of debt and unable to afford high rents in New York on a photographerfs budget. How does he manage to overcome crippling depression, financial hardship, work stress and still have time to fight crime in a skin tight gimp suit?

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 04:15

>>838
Maybe J. Jonah Jameson is a gay and independently wealthy body order fetishist running the Bugle as a front operation to stay near that delicious Spidey Stink.

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 12:48

>>839
that Manhattan real estate do be producing outsized returns
J3 is participating in a field that includes Donald Trump, the Mafia, and The Bankers and he isn't a fucking bitch who gives up his sources just because some insane drone-riding billionaire in a goofy halloween costume is choking him out

841 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 16:40

do about a thousand girls wanna let me cut the frames of bad apple into your back

842 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 20:58

I want to talk like Mr. Saturn. More websites should have Saturnese.

843 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 00:39

Xo mein gemness xhis is xo 2007 y2k core chill YouTube rec core mythical fyp pull that validates my Afrixan xrans buckwife.

844 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 00:42

[generic joke mocking russians]

845 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:30

the Sinnerfs Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

846 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:31

>>845
where were you when you wrote this post? just curious

847 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:32

>>846
I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 18:21

>>847
Seneca's good shit.

849 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 10:27

pen-pen will probably remember to water shinji while ifm away rightc?

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 13:58

When This Little Brother Found His Big Sister D***k Off Her Ass In The Bathroom, He Slipped Some Aphrodisiacs Into Her Pussy And Pranked Her, And As She Lost Her Mind With Pleasure, This D***k Girl Horny Big Sis Rode His Ass And Gave Him A Reverse R**e

851 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 02:25

I hope they file a bar complaint against the lawyer who brings this claim. There is no cause of action for being a fat whiny bitch.

852 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 03:15

Meanwhile, the smaller fansites were flooded by their opponents, and it became common practice to doxx fans of Iori and Haruka and send them penis enlargement products.

853 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 04:48

sheepherder911

Can you imagine the smell of your average Saudi arena/stadium? It gotta smell wild in there.

854 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 05:52

Baby rabbits to need eat their mother's cecotropes. It's super important to their gut health development, and their future ability to digest food. In fact, it's so important to development that they eat them until they hit puberty (which happens pretty quick in rabbits, but idk how'd that work with sentient rabbits). So, naturally, a sentient rabbit mom would share her cecotropes with her kids. Socially, it would be seen as a natural part of child rearing that no one questions (kind of like how no questions the weird things that are required to keep baby humans alive and healthy). Rabbits don't mate for life irl, but if sentient rabbits mated for life (or just a long time like humans), then I'd imagine the rabbit dad would also share his cecotropes. If it's a patriarchal society, then rabbit dads sharing their cecotropes wouldn't be expected of them in the same way it would be expected of rabbit moms. Basically, rabbit dads would be "such a good dad" and "so caring/loving" if they happened to share theirs one time, but no one would ever acknowledge the fact that rabbit moms litterally do the same thing every single day.

Rabbits generally eat cecotropes directly from their bottoms. Except for a handful of exceptions, they don't generally leave them lying around. So, sentient rabbits who notice a family member or friend has stopped eating their own cecotropes would insist that the rabbit see a doctor. There might even be like a legal process for getting a rabbit help when they stop eating their cecotropes. Like, it might be a legitimate reason contact adult rabbit services or for someone to be taken to the ER.

Personally, I think it'd be a social faux pas to eat another sentient rabbit's cecotropes, unless the rabbit eating them is sick. Under normal circumstances, family members would share their cecotropes with sick family members. However, hospitalized rabbits would probably eat donated cecotropes. Donated cecotropes would be the like real world equivalent of donating blood. Basically, it's socially seen as a net positive by society, and there might even be special donation centers or buses. However, it'd still be one of those things that not all sentient rabbits do or something that sentient rabbits do a few times a year. Idk what the screening process would look like for donated cecotropes, but I just imagine that it's something you could kind of handwave away by just generally saying that the donations are screened to make sure they're safe and healthy. Idk if you'd really have to describe the process if it's not relevant to the story.

855 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 13:36

Some guy like that, from alabama or whatever, stumbled upon the tc irc and got banned within a day or two for suggesting people smoke crack and pay hookers.

856 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 17:59

uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 18:33

>>856 I saw that a thousand times already on Tumblr!

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 19:13

And FUCK YOU for acting like Ifm somehow gsupporting the oppressorsh just because Ifm not a complete asshole to every single person Ifve ever met every single fucking minute of every single fucking day. ROT IN HELL.

859 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 09:29

i don't know if this is real or not, if it is, holy fuck, but in any case it reminds me of the time i injured my dick from jerking off too much, went to a doctor and showed him, and he messaged me on Grindr about a half hour after i left his office 'hi' (my face was visible in my profile).

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 10:29

completely wrong, because the map only shows religions, byzantine is christian turkish, umay is turkish kibele, kibele is the mother figure of the turks. lombard is the cult of the god odin, that is, it has asian scythian roots , If the Turks are removed from history, there will be no such thing as history. (Prof. Fritz Neumark)

861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 10:44

I roll on the floor :D (but just mentally as I'm a temperate person)

862 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 20:35

Dr Ying Fu Yip Wang Shong. Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 11:55

Though as with any social media site, they come with trends, but unlike most, TikTok's trends tend to be worse.

Some examples include:

dancing like a retard
damaging public property
stealing public property (even large crap like bathroom stalls and sinks)
standing in front of a moving train
setting yourself on fire
licking ice cream in a store without paying for it
choking your friend until they pass out
licking public objects to "get the coronavirus"
stealing cars
hispanic people eating food
driving recklessly in a car to the beat of the cha cha slide
Pink sauce (which blasted out of nowhere) (its probably healthier than most of the goyslop that's out there these days)
The hecking blue whale challenge even doe its mostly an urban legend

864 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 13:34

Let's say you fell ass first, with great force and acceleration, onto the handle of a waiting broomstick, and the broom happened to grind upwards, deep into your butthole, exactly like a forced penetration. Obviously, pain and embarrassment would be immediate effects, but do you think it would soon metastasize into a full on rape trauma? I mean, there is no culprit here, except for the cruel hand of fate (and maybe a loosed banana peel),so how would such a trauma express itself? An aversion to slippery floors? A fear of heights? A phobia of cleaning equipment?

865 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 01:59

This Anime Has No Relation To The MONSTER JAM Truck Of The Same Name.

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 14:34

> It seems like that must have been embarrassing for Pemberton.

Yes, indeed. Muller says that he was left "to twist slowly in the wind." Perhaps it is best that we don't know his first name.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11438 15:27

> Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms: all the others are cretins

Mendelssohn, Meyerbeer, and Moszkowski: all the others are Christians

868 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 03:36

It's so fun it turns me into an idiot.

869 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 13:08

The worst/best part is that at some point snails had their anuses placed toward their backside, like most creatures, but evolution said "nah, it's better if it's on the front" and here we are.

870 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 23:03

In his day, however, Nagarjuna was surrounded by pervert Buddhists who asserted that there is fixed elements in us in spite of their apparent attempt to abide by Buddhafs teaching about no self. They did not recognize that no self theory is necessary for our liberation from fixed destiny.

871 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 06:03

In 1989 I was driving on a familiar rural highway in broad daylight. I was rounding an easy bend and shocked to see a small town on the right side of the road. Therefs a sign: St. Vincent. A few of the things immediately noticeable were a shop called Webster Welding, an old fashioned horse drawn water pump for fire fighting, several large poplars with dead tops, and black and white painted rocks along the street that faced the highway. I kept watching in the rear view mirror and it stayed visible. I drive a few miles and there is a gentleman waving at me from beside his car. Hefs obviously broken down and I pulled over. A quick chat and I learn hefs blown a tire and wrecked his rim. He asks if Ifll drive him back to the town. No problem. In he gets and off we go. The town is not there. Itfs a dusty Alberta crossroad. This fellow and I just sat in my truck in silence. I raised an arm and my hair was standing on end. His too. He said gAll the trees were dead. Are we dead?h Eventually I drove him to a nearby town. He simply got out of the truck and walked away. I remember it like it was yesterday. I could tell you what that town looked like in perfect detail.

872 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 16:12

I have no idea what to say about the "dragonbone" except that its name and shape suggest something other than an automated dice roller.

873 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 18:44

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874 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 19:04

Dungeons of Avalon, heh. That was the Dungeon Master clone where the players met the Dark Lord at the end, and the Dark Lord won. Even after cheating, the developers apparently didn't put an end screen.

I lean towards them doing it deliberately. It was a magazine game, a sketch really, and why not do something crazy like make the Dark Lord win the final battle? I can picture the developers giggling as they increase the Dark Lord's stats until they figure he'll win every time against the strongest party this dungeon can output. By the time everyone figures out the joke and has been had, the next issue of the magazine is out and the matter is forgotten.

875 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 23:57

Offended by everything.
Ashamed of nothing.
Entitled to everything.
Contributing nothing.

876 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 23:59

So, the backstory is that they had a perfect society where elves were in charge of ruling and making art and orcs did all the manual labour, until some troublemaker came along giving the orcs a bunch of wild ideas and ruined everything? And now you have to sweep through the land killing orcs to put right the natural order of the races?

tugs collar, looks nervously offstage

877 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 01:45

Jesus. That sounds like something they'd say on an old Star Trek episode to make a robot self-destruct.

878 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 08:09

Hideaki Anno said the eel in Osaka tasted, and we quote "like Nadia's stinky socks"
godzilla, a new queer icon?
Fukuda took a massive shit in the Tokyo Gundam Café and the other customers were not happy when he couldn't flush it out
the ghost of Leiji Matsumoto was spotted haunting the re screenings of Interstellar, seems like he had the wrong movie
Michael Bay and Kojima had lunch at the same restaurant

879 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 14:53

I can't express how much I actually admire the person who came up with putting gore on all the cigarette packets. we need to do this to vapes next somehow

880 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 15:22

Violence and self mutilation aside he's actually a really nice guy :)

881 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 19:00

My cherubic son Wenceslas was denied admission to the Harvard Kennedy School for Finishing Princes. They let in a Hindoo instead.

882 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 19:58

WAIT, you mean to tell me YOU will spend the rest of your days in the company of a smart programmer tgirl? You will hug each other and snuggle as you watch dragon ball z and play dragon ball fighterz? All while I'll be FORCED to prostitute myself to lowly incels and have my roastbeef RUINED by their genetically inferior seed instead of being a sugar baby to a 30 year old engineering major. AND you will create an artifical womb and insert it into your tgirl so she will experience the JOY of childbirth, instead of taking it for granted and killing children whenever you want to? You are telling me more and more people will start dating tgirls with artifical wombs resulting in women becoming obsolete? Which would mean large swathes of humanity would be reduced to nothing more but genetic dead ends replaced by a more empathic and reasonable version of themselves? What can I say except YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOO!

883 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 20:23

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884 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 22:23

On the outbreak of the Second World War, the overwhelming majority of the Yishuv believed in the need to fight Germany, not Great Britain; the tiny minority led by Avraham Stern were alone in believing that the only way to achieve Jewish independence and to save European Jewry was to collaborate with Hitler. This was a disastrous calculation.

885 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 01:59

One of the maxims of writing is that, for any plot you come up with, either (1) The Simpsons did it first, or (2) Shakespeare did it first, or (3) Ovid did it first, or (4) all of the above. Predictably, TVtropes has an article about that.

886 Name: גיבלסיג : 1993-09-11445 17:51

Fell in love with it when open the book. Love how I started with the last book in such order and realize that in the ancient, expect for anime novels, did not start that way.

887 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11445 21:47

donft make GABAmaxxing complicated

GABA rises when the body produces an abundance of metabolic energy and it gets decreased when the body is in a stressed state.

increasing metabolism is a nuanced topic and will definitely take a long time, and more importantly; the answer is not just consuming orange juice, aspirin and baking soda

nutrients that promote GABA production:

  • Taurine
  • Glycine
  • Magnesium
  • B-vitamins (B1, B3)

Alcohol itfs biggest psychological effect is that it significantly increases GABA in the brain and allows you to live in the moment or forget about past and future.

This isnft a promotion of alcohol consumption, but rather showing what people are missing out on when they have low GABA

888 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 10:21

one springlock failure and your dick is gone

889 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 21:30

clouds are an amalgamation of sin and immoral thoughts, it's the chemicals emmitted from them leaked from the body and floating into the sky until they gather together enough to be visible to the human eye

890 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 15:30

I want to stick my tongue in his nose and suck.

891 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 16:43

"No input file specified."

You are constructed out of hand-rolled, micro-filiment fail fibers.

892 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 05:04

SORRY, I NEED HELP TO FIND ANY WEBSITE OR HELP TO GET DROUGS TO LOSE WEIGTH. I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE, RESURRECT MYSELF, I KNOW THERE ARE GIRLS WHO EAT SHIT WITH AIDS OR INJECT HEPATITIS OR TUBERCULOSIS WITH SHIT, I DON'T WANT THAT, I ONLY WANT TO INJECT MYSELF TUBERCULOSIS OR GET PILLS OR SOMETHING TO LOSE 20KG IN A MONTH. AND ALSO HELP TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO WATCH PINKU EIGA AND COMMUNICATE WITH THE BDSM CLUB, I SENT SOME LETTERS AND BOOKS TO JAPAN, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF MY PACKAGES AND MY RESOURCES ARRIVED, I STILL HAVE MONEY AND TO HELP, WE ARE FOLLOWERS OF THE BLACK FLAME OF LUCIFER.I JUST WANT TO HELP ME LOSE WEIGHT OR GET MY PLASTIC SURGERY WITH THE DEMONS THAT LIE IN THE OCCULT COMMITTEES AND THE BDSM CLUB.
PLEASE RESPOND BY SENDING THE LINKS OR SOME CONTACT EMAIL.

893 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 07:58

weird fucking sites for weird fucking people. i cant help but feel like anyone browsing guro sites for p0rn has to be some kind of sexist or incel.
It's worse than that, they're downright psychopathic. It's on the level of zoosadism.

894 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 14:31

The SPLC gave me a sippy cup with my name on it that said 'Liam Mayer cries over the Squad every day', a body pillow with Ilhan Omar on it and a baby blanket with a picture of AOC on it. I also had a pacifier with AOC's lips on it that I used all the time when I slept. It was to humiliate me but I think it gave me an aged regression fetish. After finding out almost all of the Squad has white boyfriends, I would totally trust them to take care of me if they were my mommies and girlfriends. I would suck on their tits and eat them out every night. It doesn't even humiliate me anymore, I like being a baby! Especially for Ilhan and AOC!
I was a hardcore conservative from a young age, and I was this close to hopping in a diaper for AOC by the time I was 18 and she had been elected to office. I'm 19 now. She has my heart.

895 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 16:21

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896 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 19:01

The New Yearfs Day attacks in both New Orleans and Las Vegas confirmed the gravity of official warnings that risks from political violence are rising. Patrik Jonsson and Henry Gass examine the diversification of terror threats for American cities. Also in todayfs lineup, black radio icons in the era of podcasts and TikTok, the history of Ukrainian cuisine as a form of cultural defiance

897 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 23:21

>>892 Can someone please tell this schizophrenic goth girl that she can buy clenbuterol and anavar on the darkweb but that she's perfect the way she is

898 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 00:56

>>897
I've watched this show on TLC that had a girl who took like 10 laxatives per day to loose weight

899 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 03:39

I really don't think "I came in on this conversation and got defensive when I didn't know what I was talking about" is as sympathetic a position as you may have hoped it would be, but I appreciate your honesty. I would generously suggest you do the homework first next time, and maybe avoid looking foolish in the process.

900 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 05:32

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