[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (590)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11213 08:34

I think all life is beautiful and even at your worst point there will be a moment in the future when all will be worth it.

That said, op kill yourself

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 17:57

The way you split your throttles in order to throw off the enemy targeting systems and nosedive to escape their eyesight was amazing. Then hiding yourself in the explosion from your crash. Fantastic.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:24

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11214 22:40

I wish I was a little girl. People would be protective of me and I could just masturbate all day long with no worries. I wouldnt even need to shave my genitals. I could have old men give me lots of gifts in exchange for pictures. It would be like living life on easy mode…. Life is unfair.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11215 02:49

I got a jump scare one time looking at swimsuits cus I thought the model was normal until I scrolled to the next pic and she had a thalidomide arm

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 04:30

I don’t know why I’m writing you

I don’t even care if you read this

I don’t think of you anymore.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

Everything is in constant flux.

A door I open today will not be there tomorrow.

Things dissolve into the background at a greater and greater speed,

but I don’t spend any energy.

I am sucked forward by a vacuum that endlessly forms in front of me.

Everything exists forever. Nothing lasts. Nothing dies.

Things can only be abandoned or forgotten.

I don’t need to, but I keep on going.

I don’t even remember how long it’s been. I’ve lost track.

I try to protect myself with memories of an artificial past.

A fog of cold energy hangs over everything.

Here, in the garden, I can no longer even dream of my own end.

The radiation from the screen is hurting my eyes.

I love it.

Life, as I knew it, has ended.

But I am still trying to understand what has replaced it.

The final act of horror was that the memory of the horror itself was erased.

I don’t know why I’m writing you.

I don’t even care if you read this.

But still, for some reason, there is something to say.

This is not a story. There are no more stories.

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11216 06:03

just saying there are 153 f/f golden girls fics on AO3 and only 19 f/m or 15 m/m. Have at it unless you are fake milf lovers.

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11217 15:50

>This poem is made of different characters, too, but they are all have similar pronunciations, like our own homonyms, heteronyms, etc.

"heteronyms", never heard that word before, now im curious if they are lesbianyms, transnyms, gender neuternyms

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11218 19:10

There it is again, my beautiful creation.

It has circulated so much it's getting blurry.

550 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11219 02:36

If you want to know the truth about something go on Reddit and see what people have to say about it and the truth is the exact opposite of that. Thats how Reddit works.

551 Name: vc: demong : 1993-09-11219 09:09

Nobunaga did some DEI that Akechi Mitsuhide had a heated gamer moment

552 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11220 15:19


553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 08:28

Elon musk NEEDS to marry and impregnate his trans daughter, and have his hardened heart softened by someone who really understands him. Libs AND cons will seeth as he holds his pregnant (using experimental gene therapy) beloved daughter wife in his arms, and a tear of emotion finally breaks through his cold exterior, allowing the warm sun of life and love to fill him

554 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11222 20:24

I'd like to posit the idea of "compwin", or "compulsory Windows". Compwin, much like "comphet", is a sociological phenomenon in which a monoculture (in this case, Windows and Windows software) becomes so entrenched that people stop noticing the ways in which they're artificially compelled to continue participating in and ultimately perpetuating it

555 Name: vc: bliengable : 1993-09-11223 04:13

The best memes are strong attractors in memetic space

Given sufficient time, every civilization will discover a minimal set of orthogonal basis memes

556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11223 06:41

so the sf bay area transit discord (yes, an official multiple-government-agency project) added a #furry-friends channel, but just from the way they announced it, i get the impression that they seem to have been expecting mostly cat pictures?

if so, that lasted all of ~two and a half hours. UwU

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11224 23:00

Stop being antisemitic, it's their culture to steal dialogue from JRPGs and do molly all day

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 03:41

im always struck by how jesus was apparently on the cross for only six hours before he died. objectively suffered significantly less than akemi homura

559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 09:35

margin-left: 1px;

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 10:02

whoops, meant to post that in the CTRL+V thread, sorry...

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 20:12

Resist Micronormativity!

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11225 21:11

i make poems and films and stories about "being born in the wrong body" and everyone thinks its a trans thing but its actually about how i dont want to be italian

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 01:19

That pink cheap soap is supposed to be sweet almond flavour. Nothing mixes better in a bathroom than the aromas of marzipan & urine.

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11227 21:05

*command grabs dick*

565 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 00:31

so that other thread that was asking why come black dicks are so big… turns out the answer is they had to evolve to be big to reach the vulva past all that ass

566 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11228 00:57

You're receiving this message because you've made a statement with one or more of the following features:

  • humorless
  • ill-informed
  • disingenuous
  • irrational
  • mean-spirited
  • uncharitable

I realize that this may be disappointing to you.

But there is hope! You don't have to remain a peevish, ignorant, crazy person!

Why not start on the path to becoming benevolent god instead?

Join the Acceleration Nation, and help cultivate the universe into a garden of eden!

As part of the Accleration Nation, you will learn how to:

  • ...genetically modify your children to have positive traits such as intelligence, kindness, strength, stamina, grit, charisma, agility, long life, and so on.
  • ... edit out the genes that code for negative traits such as excessive aggression, autism, schizophrenia, obedience to authority, Tay Sachs, laziness, ADHD, susceptibility to addiction, psychopathy, and more!
  • ...buy/sell human organs, genetically modified pig organs, and synthetic organs.
  • ...genetically modify cows to carry human babies, so that your reproductive capacity is unconstrained by female biology and willingness to mate with you.
  • ...make clones of your friends.
  • ...have yourself cryopreserved when you die and be revived when future technologies have cured aging and severe frostbite.
  • ...merge your consciousness with advanced AI's.
  • ...install a nuclear power plant in your house.
  • ...hire sex workers at lower cost and legal risk.
  • ...find low cost, high quality medical care outside the US medical cartel
  • ...build your own guns.
  • ...run a sexbot brothel.
  • ...lift all immigration suppression laws, and hire the best talent from all over the orld.
  • ...end Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid and replace them with a retirement income that won't be dissipated by inflation.
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Take the intellectual Ivermectin of the Accleration Nation philosophy, and evict the socialist brain worms today!

567 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11229 06:58

My Man(sponge) would fuck that hoe Korronavirus so hard she'd be the one with the most holes (besides herself) afterwards

god damn i drank too much again

568 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11230 22:38

Make sure you Google Trump Rule 34 to learn more about the verdicts

569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11231 00:34

The 4’8 thing is literally the average make height of 20-50 year olds in Okinawa. They shrink as they age to be proper midgets. Would you want that? An Irishman would probably kill you if they saw you, thinking you were one of the Fey.

570 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11233 00:47

Googar came to my birthday party when no one else did, they stole all the soda and screamed racial slurs in my mother's face but it was still nice of them to come

571 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 01:29

I once got drunk in a 48hours coding event, i blocked one of the two evacuation hole for liquid under my T420 and proceeded to drink a beer by pouring it on the keyboard and drinking from the evacuation hole, while shouting "Can you do this with your f$cking MacBook ?" It was 7 years ago. Since that i brought it with me on many bike roadtrip across europ, and this bad boy is still running, and i still have 4 hours of autonomy without ever replacing the battery, those PC were wild

572 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 12:20

You're right, but also blackpilled to levels I can make out the distant peaks of on the misty horizon. I envy and fear you.

573 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11234 23:09

a shemagh wrapped as a turban and Iran flag with iraqi flag colors...AI was cooking with this one fr

574 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11236 02:42

I've begun using "Explain this mahjong screenshot" as my bigcorp LLM benchmark.

575 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11237 11:23

The best part is the board mods condone it, if you dare to disrupt their autistic monster high knockoff incest hyperfantasy they'll delete the posts and give you a 3 day yet if you do the same to any other kind of thread nothing happens. The board is as cooked as all of 4chan is, it's all hypersexual retards with the AI dev equivalent of the Brotherhood of Steel base from the first Fallout in the middle of it and even that's debatable since they are in the same pointless image AI moshpit that other boards like /g/ are trapped in.

576 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11238 09:58

I hate those fucking humans!
Walking around like rejects with those stupid holes in their bodies
opening and closing like shameless idiots! I mean just look at those
ugly things sticking out from under their bodies jerking back and
forth when they move. The sight of their dangling flesh makes me want
to rip off one of my zlapkroms.

Fucking humans, go back to your stupid planet!

577 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11239 19:03

Given that for marxism most philosophical doctrines and religious experiences come down to alienation of consciousness from it's real conditions, it would rather be like;

>Bird's flight is due to the fact that birds feel alienated from the ground and what it entails for their productive relations.

And that is not a complete account of the flying birds phenomena.

578 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11242 17:30

The same as if you brought in alcohol from outside; pubs have a legal duty to prevent underage drinking even if the alcohol wasn't purchased from them.

However, if you were 16 or 17 and you had a meal with the wine, that would be legal (although it is still at the discretion of the pub whether to allow you).

And as someone else said, the pub might not be very happy about Jesus undercutting them by ordering water and turning it into wine. Especially if he starts cloning the food as well (which is where the real margin is these days).

579 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11243 07:34

"Mom I know you don't understand my horse cock and animal butthole aesthetic but saying anything against it makes you a bigot."

580 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11243 16:33

wow O.o

this guy must have wanted it bad enough to f*** a toy race car car.

I could only imagine what else he would have f***ed if he was any more arroused. o.O

581 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 04:00

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>_I even tried bacon bits in ICE CREAM, for God's sake.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><BR>Wait...was it good?<BR><BR>Because, there is the Bacon/Chocolate theory, which is that any food that can't be enhanced with chocolate, can be made enhanced with bacon.<BR><BR>Mojo's Unified Bacon/Chocolate theory states that there is one ultimate food out there that can be enhanced by BOTH chocolate and bacon, and my first theory was vanilla ice cream, but I don't have any bacon bits so I haven't gotten to try it.<BR><BR>I'm also thinking that battered and deep fried slices of bacon would be good dipped in chocolate...<BR><BR>I've also put Nacho Cheese Dorito's on vanilla ice cream, and that was damn good.

582 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 19:32

you big greedy HOG @taylorswift13 i will never support your fake girls girl ass again. i could maybe forgive your chart manipulation if it was for an album that was actually GOOD but doing all this for the Shit From a Butt Department is demonic. you will be dealt with!!!!

583 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11246 20:47

why do you care? the average age of a roblox player is a late teen to a young adult. This is just a fact. The internet isn't your safe space. People are just having their own private fun. Get over it.

584 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11249 04:46

You bought $joe at $30m with your last 1ETH. You watch for days as the price slowly dumps away. It gets down to $2 million mcap. You thought you invested in a good meme but how could it be if price go down.

You dump your Sjoe for 0.1ETH to chase the new shiny cat coins everyone is investing in. You ape into hobbes because you think ansem is the new daddy savior.

You get rugged, all your eth is gone. Some time goes by and people are finally loving $joe again! You start picking out funds from your grandmothers trust and put up your last 1eth back into $joe at 10m.

Scarcity hits, people are calling for a meme coin top. A red day hits and my favorite influencers are telling me to sell. You listened... yet wasn't satisfied with $joe, you didn't lose anything so you decide to give one last go into these new pumpfun solana coins.

It's over. You lost everything on another funny animal coin that was promised to hit billions. You take a few months off the market for a mental health break. When you come back you realize you never left the joe telegram. Wow... 621.272 missed messages.. surely it was botted. You open the telegram group... 28,745 members....
What's happening?!!!

Then you see it.

JOE Buy!
Market Cap $5,374,416,000

The market cap is over $5 billion. Your 1ETH buy would have now been worth 550ETH. You start pacing the house, the room is spinning. You sit down at the kitchen table to slow everything down, you see your unpaid credit card bills stacked up in front of you. You're going to be sick, you feel your throat closing. Your anxiety has turned to dread, you hit the floor and it all fades to black

585 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 06:28

Just give it up, I've already depicted myself as the powerful milk-drinking Rajah and you as the weak malnourished Bengali peasant

586 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 08:11

every AI should have a ring 0 friend

587 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 09:37

I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.

588 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:43

the french just play the smurfs games, which they call les schthroumpfsfs

589 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11250 18:54




590 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11253 10:47

I woke up this morning with loose stools, a problem common to men that have ravaged their bodies with sugars their entire lives. Despite that, I was confidently farting throughout the day. In literary circles this is known as foreshadowing.

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