[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (867)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

818 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 11:35

"we havent talked in a while" sorry ive been having tons of breakdowns and meltdowns lately XD!! (>Í<)

819 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 14:11

I think if conservatives don't want to return to the wild west then they're pussies. I'll kill and maim everything that crosses my path in skyrim.
Even bunnies.

820 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 15:08

I hate blowjobs. I ABSOLUTELY HATE BLOWJOBS. I will skip them whenever they come up. There are things you don't put in your mouth and I don't care what it might feel like, THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. I am almost completely disgusted by blowjobs.
This game has a buttfuck ton of blowjobs. A heaping helping metric ton of condensed dwarf star matter blowjobs. The creator obviously loves his blowjobs. I skipped 30% of the h-scenes in this game. If you like blowjobs, here you go.

821 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 17:17

I sometime drink my own pee as it get me geeked af!! I used AY-RITCHER catylisatiorophore kit. Based off the AY-RITCHER procedure the online exclusive kit enable you to remove the bacteria from your urine which allow you to do things like being high off of drugs metabolite and drug that come out in ur piss. The kit come with the chemical required to do the reaction. It also come with a set of glassware. As I'm a model citizen in this community I can't link to the site where it's being sold as it would be considered sourcing. I hope that you found this useful and inspire you to get high off of your pee.

822 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 17:30

look, kiddo, I don't know anything about your little fucking modern internet web 2.0 culture shit and all the little cliques you and your girlyfriends like to have fun with

but one thing is for sure i don't fucking identity with anything, i identify only with my own identities.

823 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 15:22

"does this happen to you?" and it's a cartoon drawing of a constipated guy struggling to get the turd out

824 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 22:30

On the third day, as he was coming down, he got pissed off at another patient who was talking in ebonics, so he screamed at him 'YOU ARENT BLACK!' As a result, Pat had to sit in the timeout room (a tiny room with padded walls, floors and ceiling) for 20 minutes.

825 Name: vc: shell : 1993-09-11420 02:05

I was fucking around on Roblox recently and within minutes found EPI gooner brimstone. This led to a rabbit hole of exploring the most putrid areas of Roblox.

While looking for random shit I found some retarded pro-palestine game, which is when these suddenly walk into the Mosque.

826 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 19:43

that was sooo gayyyy but i loved the scene where trunks has his azz hanging out

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11422 06:56

Bathhouses have replaced most of these backrooms in most cities. The market for taking as many poz loads from gay sluts is still there even if the more reputable gay establishments don't want to have anything to do with them. Bathhouses still exist in many places in the US, in fact there are more now than there were during the AIDS years of the early 1980s.

828 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 06:17

Infinity Nikki has bossfights, i repeat, the barbie doll dressup game has bossfights

829 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 02:00

nutritionally, you should think of "recommended daily allowance" in approximately the same terms you think of "minimum wage", i.e. the absolute bare minimum required for continued existence

830 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 07:22

How does Peter Parker not smell like total ass all the time?

Ifve been reading Spiderman comics for nearly 15 years, engaging with the character in other forms for even longer(practically my whole life) and somehow this has only occurred to me now; how does Peter not just smell so so so bad?

Hefs doing intense cardio in a skin tight fully body costume, often in the summer, often for more than 12 hours at a time, often covered in toxic chemicals and/or raw sewage. After that he doesnft take a shower and hops right back into his civies to go clock into the bugle or something. How?

831 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 09:18

avgn voice ok so this guy invested money-capital to obtain commodity-capital in various forms, and then he hires labor from proletarians to turn that commodity-capital into new commodities. Ok, I'm with you... But then he sells the commodities for more money-capital and keeps the profit for himself? He keeps the wealth that the WORKERS CREATED? What were they thinking? I'd rather scoop shit out of the ass of a donkey than let some capitalist take my surplus value.. but I guess then he'd just take the surplus donkey dump

832 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 17:14

The list is from 1996, I suspect Ultima 8's reputation improved a bit over time afterwards, simply by not being Ultima 9...

833 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 00:17

if the fucking royal families didn't already normalize incest I'm pretty sure some Supernatural fanfics ain't going to either

834 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 04:32

To me, the four guys on the title screen look too {there's a word that I would have put in here when I was 13 that I now know is wrong to use in this context even though it was never meant literally, but even knowing it's wrong, I can't quite come up with a good synonym, so we'll just have to leave it ambiguous, except I suspect you can figure it out} to be a metal band.

835 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 09:22

{Garfield is in the living room on a chair, hoping to watch some quality TV. He gets out the remote and searches for channels. He may be looking for Binky or Uncle Roy, but of course, I'm not the writer of this original comic}
{Instead of changing the channels, however, the TV remains on one single channel}
SFX: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
Garfield: I'm stuck on one channel!
{Garfield is surprised, he turns to us readers, whom we are probably just as surprised as he is}
Garfield: What could be worse?
{Unfortunately, there is something worse. A documentary film under the name of...}
Garfield: Welcome to "The History of Raisins".
{And we all know Garfield HATES raisins. He cannot believe it! A film documenting his least favorite food!}
Garfield: ARRRGHH!
{Garfield could have avoided this by just changing the channel using the TV set, not the remote. But again, I'm not the writer of this original comic}

836 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 12:02

Ifm literally wearing two pairs of knee high socks rn. Ifll make it three if you test me

837 Name: not written in reply to >>836 but quite fitting : 1993-09-11428 01:39

This behavior is profoundly insensitive and disrespectful to Japanese culture. For Western individuals to don traditional Japanese school uniforms and imitate the appearance of Japanese students not only trivializes an integral aspect of the culture but also constitutes cultural appropriation. Such actions reduce a meaningful cultural tradition to a costume or novelty, which rubs me the wrong way.

838 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 02:55

>>830
The bigger question is how does Peter Parker even keep his job at the Bugle? Newspapers are in decline, moving to all digital distribution, and replacing salaried photographers with freelancers, purchasing images from the internet, and now generating them with genAI tools. Parker is also variously depicted as a college student, often but not always a grad student, and he would be under a mountain of debt and unable to afford high rents in New York on a photographerfs budget. How does he manage to overcome crippling depression, financial hardship, work stress and still have time to fight crime in a skin tight gimp suit?

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 04:15

>>838
Maybe J. Jonah Jameson is a gay and independently wealthy body order fetishist running the Bugle as a front operation to stay near that delicious Spidey Stink.

840 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 12:48

>>839
that Manhattan real estate do be producing outsized returns
J3 is participating in a field that includes Donald Trump, the Mafia, and The Bankers and he isn't a fucking bitch who gives up his sources just because some insane drone-riding billionaire in a goofy halloween costume is choking him out

841 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 16:40

do about a thousand girls wanna let me cut the frames of bad apple into your back

842 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 20:58

I want to talk like Mr. Saturn. More websites should have Saturnese.

843 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 00:39

Xo mein gemness xhis is xo 2007 y2k core chill YouTube rec core mythical fyp pull that validates my Afrixan xrans buckwife.

844 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 00:42

[generic joke mocking russians]

845 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:30

the Sinnerfs Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

846 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:31

>>845
where were you when you wrote this post? just curious

847 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 17:32

>>846
I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.

848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 18:21

>>847
Seneca's good shit.

849 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 10:27

pen-pen will probably remember to water shinji while ifm away rightc?

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 13:58

When This Little Brother Found His Big Sister D***k Off Her Ass In The Bathroom, He Slipped Some Aphrodisiacs Into Her Pussy And Pranked Her, And As She Lost Her Mind With Pleasure, This D***k Girl Horny Big Sis Rode His Ass And Gave Him A Reverse R**e

851 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 02:25

I hope they file a bar complaint against the lawyer who brings this claim. There is no cause of action for being a fat whiny bitch.

852 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 03:15

Meanwhile, the smaller fansites were flooded by their opponents, and it became common practice to doxx fans of Iori and Haruka and send them penis enlargement products.

853 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 04:48

sheepherder911

Can you imagine the smell of your average Saudi arena/stadium? It gotta smell wild in there.

854 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 05:52

Baby rabbits to need eat their mother's cecotropes. It's super important to their gut health development, and their future ability to digest food. In fact, it's so important to development that they eat them until they hit puberty (which happens pretty quick in rabbits, but idk how'd that work with sentient rabbits). So, naturally, a sentient rabbit mom would share her cecotropes with her kids. Socially, it would be seen as a natural part of child rearing that no one questions (kind of like how no questions the weird things that are required to keep baby humans alive and healthy). Rabbits don't mate for life irl, but if sentient rabbits mated for life (or just a long time like humans), then I'd imagine the rabbit dad would also share his cecotropes. If it's a patriarchal society, then rabbit dads sharing their cecotropes wouldn't be expected of them in the same way it would be expected of rabbit moms. Basically, rabbit dads would be "such a good dad" and "so caring/loving" if they happened to share theirs one time, but no one would ever acknowledge the fact that rabbit moms litterally do the same thing every single day.

Rabbits generally eat cecotropes directly from their bottoms. Except for a handful of exceptions, they don't generally leave them lying around. So, sentient rabbits who notice a family member or friend has stopped eating their own cecotropes would insist that the rabbit see a doctor. There might even be like a legal process for getting a rabbit help when they stop eating their cecotropes. Like, it might be a legitimate reason contact adult rabbit services or for someone to be taken to the ER.

Personally, I think it'd be a social faux pas to eat another sentient rabbit's cecotropes, unless the rabbit eating them is sick. Under normal circumstances, family members would share their cecotropes with sick family members. However, hospitalized rabbits would probably eat donated cecotropes. Donated cecotropes would be the like real world equivalent of donating blood. Basically, it's socially seen as a net positive by society, and there might even be special donation centers or buses. However, it'd still be one of those things that not all sentient rabbits do or something that sentient rabbits do a few times a year. Idk what the screening process would look like for donated cecotropes, but I just imagine that it's something you could kind of handwave away by just generally saying that the donations are screened to make sure they're safe and healthy. Idk if you'd really have to describe the process if it's not relevant to the story.

855 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 13:36

Some guy like that, from alabama or whatever, stumbled upon the tc irc and got banned within a day or two for suggesting people smoke crack and pay hookers.

856 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 17:59

uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee

857 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 18:33

>>856 I saw that a thousand times already on Tumblr!

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 19:13

And FUCK YOU for acting like Ifm somehow gsupporting the oppressorsh just because Ifm not a complete asshole to every single person Ifve ever met every single fucking minute of every single fucking day. ROT IN HELL.

859 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 09:29

i don't know if this is real or not, if it is, holy fuck, but in any case it reminds me of the time i injured my dick from jerking off too much, went to a doctor and showed him, and he messaged me on Grindr about a half hour after i left his office 'hi' (my face was visible in my profile).

860 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 10:29

completely wrong, because the map only shows religions, byzantine is christian turkish, umay is turkish kibele, kibele is the mother figure of the turks. lombard is the cult of the god odin, that is, it has asian scythian roots , If the Turks are removed from history, there will be no such thing as history. (Prof. Fritz Neumark)

861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 10:44

I roll on the floor :D (but just mentally as I'm a temperate person)

862 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 20:35

Dr Ying Fu Yip Wang Shong. Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku

863 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 11:55

Though as with any social media site, they come with trends, but unlike most, TikTok's trends tend to be worse.

Some examples include:

dancing like a retard
damaging public property
stealing public property (even large crap like bathroom stalls and sinks)
standing in front of a moving train
setting yourself on fire
licking ice cream in a store without paying for it
choking your friend until they pass out
licking public objects to "get the coronavirus"
stealing cars
hispanic people eating food
driving recklessly in a car to the beat of the cha cha slide
Pink sauce (which blasted out of nowhere) (its probably healthier than most of the goyslop that's out there these days)
The hecking blue whale challenge even doe its mostly an urban legend

864 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 13:34

Let's say you fell ass first, with great force and acceleration, onto the handle of a waiting broomstick, and the broom happened to grind upwards, deep into your butthole, exactly like a forced penetration. Obviously, pain and embarrassment would be immediate effects, but do you think it would soon metastasize into a full on rape trauma? I mean, there is no culprit here, except for the cruel hand of fate (and maybe a loosed banana peel),so how would such a trauma express itself? An aversion to slippery floors? A fear of heights? A phobia of cleaning equipment?

865 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 01:59

This Anime Has No Relation To The MONSTER JAM Truck Of The Same Name.

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 14:34

> It seems like that must have been embarrassing for Pemberton.

Yes, indeed. Muller says that he was left "to twist slowly in the wind." Perhaps it is best that we don't know his first name.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11438 15:27

> Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms: all the others are cretins

Mendelssohn, Meyerbeer, and Moszkowski: all the others are Christians

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