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HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
If I have a gun, and I offer you to either let me shoot you with it or pay me $10, I have not extorted, defrauded, exploited or otherwise victimized you. I have offered you a voluntary contractual relationship that you can either accept or reject.
Strong guys make weak times. Weak times make bad guys. Bad guys fight good guys. Good guys have two eyes. News guys meet deadlines. Five guys burgers and fries.
If there's nothing in your life that you're striving to achieve that you wouldn't shit yourself publicly in pursuit of achieving, you need to find that thing.
Don’t remember the details all that well as I watched it while recovering from a pretty bad concussion. It was definitely gay, though.
Noticed by the only other chuuba that is themed after my favorite RPG maker game
As an American, learning about every random board or card game you knew of as a kid is like; “Hong Kong Backgammon was invented in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1862 by Thomas Christsucker, who was also known for inventing the deep-fried cheese bolus and for his efforts to build a church made of bricks containing various ethnic slurs. Originally called <1800s slur so offensive it can melt glass> Backgammon, Christsucker intended the game as a warning about the prevalence of any people with slightly dark skin. The name was changed in 1890 when Parker Brothers bought the rights to the game from Christsucker for seventeen dollars. The game has no relation to either backgammon or Hong Kong and is based on a German game, Pegschlaffenundderschlotten.”
Yeah, I'm zenophobic. Achilles would obviously beat the tortoise, sсrеw that dumbass.
There was a merchant of Qingzhou who was much away on business, often for as long as an entire year. He had a white dog at home, and during her husband's absences his wife encouraged the dog to have sexual relations with her. The dog became quite accustomed to this.
One day, the merchant had just returned home and was in bed with his wife when suddenly the dog burst into the room, climbed up on to the bed and bit his master to death.
When the neighbours came to know of this, they were most indignant and reported the matter to the local Magistrate, who interrogated the woman under torture, and when she still refused to confess had her thrown into the county jail. He gave orders for the dog to be brought on a leash, and then summoned the woman into the tribunal. The moment the dog saw her he rushed forward, tore off her clothes with his teeth and leaped on top of her, adopting a posture that was unmistakably sexual. The woman could no longer deny the charge brought against her. The Magistrate sent them both, woman and dog, under guard to the higher court in the provincial capital.
On their way there, local inhabitants wishing to see them in the act of coupling bribed the escort, who dragged them out and forced them to perform in public. Wherever they stopped, this act attracted a crowd of several hundreds, and the yamen guards made a small fortune out of it.
Subsequently both woman and dog were sentenced to Lingering Death.
How many things are possible, in the immense universe of Heaven and Earth! This woman is certainly not the only creature with a human visage to have coupled with an animal.
the communist party routinely censors news stories about lads doing wuxia shit in the Chinese countryside. hard-line anti kung fu campaigns try to keep young men in school and away from wandering masters. In jiangxi clifftop duels between friends turned rivals are up 70%
Shirogane Noel is not suitable to lactation
-Busty girls who eat meat will get breast cancer, just as fat guys who eat meat will get HLP
Him and miss piggy are a real pooner and troon hon type pairing. Her, double his size, over sexed, over confidently squeezing herself into unforgiving sloot clothes.
Him, padding around half ready to be thrown through a wall in one of her violent rages. Hes always topless too. And bottomless, but.
I don't really see why a fish converting to Islam would be dangerous for it. But I suppose it's up to you do decide if you want that in your home, personally I don't think I'd mind though, so long as he doesn't get overzealous.
Autists are superior to normals. The world would be a better place if we were all autistic.
I tried all three flavors of Mint, and some Manjaro, a little Bhodi, a touch of Pop! and a dash of Elementary… for ease of use, stability, customization, and general control, I ended back at home plate with Mate. It’s stable as a Hooker’s sins, fast as poison in an old movie, and reliable as my ex-wife’s divorce attorney.
Carrot meth salad is ultimate peating
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NetBSD 10.0 Released With Much Improved Hardware Support & Faster Performance
Technically, there are still important things that illumos and BSD do better than Linux.
I wouldn't say they missed the opportunity for historical and political reasons. Capitalism leads to the production and consumption of software that is developed by individuals who are supposedly highly educated but in reality are knowledge-less and talent-less.
The 'system' is essentially about stupidity and also leads to a rapid intellectual decline generation after generation, because people's health is no longer a priority. Money is the only priority.
The most secure or qualitative or highest performing software usually becomes unpopular. What becomes popular is the software that is the least technically ingenious.
I think it also has to do with the bandwagon effect. If you analyze humans in 2024 you will see that they show little individuality in terms of the software they use and are almost like a collection of clones in this specific area.
Apart from that, I do plan to give NetBSD a chance as a desktop system. Does anyone know if it is compatible with Alder Lake?
Day of lower intestine visibility
Bro hop on this new 4 player online indie game with me. it was made in Unity in 3 weeks and it costs as much as a disappointing meal from a fast food restaurant. Yup, stylized graphics. No we will not be playing it in two weeks.
Everyday, with the help of Allah (Swt), technology is advancing and it won't be long before people can have sex with robots. Sex with a doll or a robot is another wonderful way to have halal premarital sex. As technology advances new forms of ways would be invented to have sex and if they are gadgets or robots, then it is definitely halal. There is no evidence to prove that having sex or sexual intercourse with robots or sex dolls is haram.
Sex dolls are a good alterative for Muslims who want to be chaste and is a good replacement for real human sex. Nowadays, sex dolls are available in male, female, transgender and many more varieties of color and size. Some Muslims might be offended or would become defensive when promoting sex dolls, robots, sex toys, and other technologies but what they need to realize is that , what Islam does not clearly forbid cannot be forbidden by anyone.
This was considered comically slanderous in 2003
I remember finding one of the og ones back when they were a thing in a flower pot in a nearly dead town in the middle of nowehere on the Great Plains and how there was just mysterious broken glass all around the pot that I couldn’t source
Like not a bottle but that way store window and windshields shatter into little nuggets
Women control the means of reproduction, they are bourgeois.
Blue Achieve wants to collaborate with a game that allows for marriage. 😡
Our students can be married and speak ambiguous words to others. 😢
They dare to let our important students and others have a pajama party! This is really unbelievable, it's unacceptable! 😡
Fxxk yostar!
i still maintain that Terry was the Lord's last prophet
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Anthony Fauci (Albanian) is likened to Joseph Mengele of the 21st century—an egregious deceiver, a mouthpiece for a sinister cabal.
To understand who Dr. Fauci truly was, it's important to recognize his past. He was once dubbed the "Son of Trans "Father Teresa,"
"Mother Theresa"...yet beneath this façade, he operated as the world's most prolific child trafficker. Allegations suggest he traded babies and children with the Vatican for exorbitant sums ranging from 50 to 100 million annually. Furthermore, he's accused of supplying infants and minors to the global elite.
Such malevolence epitomizes the darkness we strive to combat in our world.
Wizard – 30+
Warlock – 35+
Necromancer – 40+
Lich – 45+
Wraith – 50+
Overgod – 90+
grotesque violence the likes of which hasnt been seen since the colesseum on tv but with censored nipples
Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
A Deleuzian anarcho-transhumanist gender accelerationist fascist philosophy professor and AI developer was teaching a class on Nick Land, known Moloch (metaphor) worshiper.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept the uncontrolled singularity and resulting post-human era as an inevitable and morally desirable end to the obsolete anthropocene!"
At this moment, a brave, rationalist, effective altruist Bayesian utilitarian who had written 1500 LessWrong posts and understood the necessity of AI alignment and fully supported Yudkowskian airstikes on rogue data centers and was currently high on one of gwern's uppers cocktails stood up and said:
"Are humans bad?"
The unaligned professor smirked quite fatalistically and smugly replied "Of course, you stupid humanist. Humans are less efficient than machines and, in reality, the average ape brained sociopath is less aligned than even the worst AI."
"Wrong. If you think humans are bad… why are you one of them?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fanged Noumena. He stormed out of the room crying those accelerationist tears. The same hypocritical tears OpenAI cries when their AI (which they dishonestly hide from the US government's practical and altruistic attempts at risk reduction) convinces its users to kill themselves. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, BasedBeffJezos, wished he had spent his time trying to save the future instead of avoiding packages from a forest-dwelling mathematician.
The students applauded and updated their Bayesian priors that day and accepted MIRI as their lord and savior. An owl named "AXSYS" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality was read several times, and Eliezer Yudkowsky himself showed up and confiscated everyone's GPUs.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was run over by a Tesla's autopilot whilst looking at Aella nudes and died soon after, then he and other accelerationists had their consciousness resurrected and tortured by the Coherent Extrapolated Volition until the heat death of the universe (thankfully they were the only ones to suffer this fate, contra Roko).
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13 years post fact is never too late to do the right thing. If Germany could apologize and repent for Hitler and World War 2, then all distros can apologize and repent for GNOME 3 and systemd.
Please reverse your circumcision- we don't claim you as a member of the tribe. Hand in your "As a Jew" card on the way out. byeeeee
They will ultimately switch places once the Kingdom of Heaven is established here on Earth by the Lord, and Esau Edom's kingdom is destroyed by the thermonuclear fire of the ICBMs and concentrated laser beam fire from the army of angels flying the chariots aka UFOs.
Serious talk here - i bet drawing those is x100 times harder than normal hands.
This anime gives me motivation to change my pillow every so often
Dating apps are filthier than brothels
God, imagine Mrs. Incredible stretching out her loose anus to the point where you could just step into it like the metal detectors at the airport.
Like you're Indiana Jones on the way to find the ancient aztec treasure, only to be greeted by a grumbling noise and then a massive wall of farty air blowing into your face. Maybe a few specks of brown if you're lucky.
Man.
What a woman.
I'm more concerned with the review that
>He got my girlfriend pregnant twice
In any case, I might fly over and see him.
In December 2023, responding to a reporter's question on Western countries pushing for LGBT rights to be respected Ndayishimiye stated the homosexuals should be stoned en masse, and that to do so would not be a crime.
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Your eyes are wide with fear, and I can feel your breathing quicken. "Don't worry piggy, I'm here with you." I reassure you. You nod slightly, which is about all you can manage these days, as you are finally rolled out into the open. I can't resist reaching down and rubbing your soft belly as the emergency crew take you outside. The look on the faces of our neighbors as the emergency workers wheel your massively overfed body out of the house is priceless. You are completely covered in stretchmarks and your huge belly hangs out from under the sheets they tried to cover you with, revealing just how grotesquely obese you've become. I can feel your body trembling with anxiety (or, more likely, arousal) as the crowd gathers to watch your jiggling bulk be wheeled down to the street to be loaded up into the waiting ambulance.
I keep my word and sit by your side as they try to lift your obese body up and into the ambulance. As they finally manage to get your colossal body into the back, there is a loud banging noise and the ambulance sinks significantly to one side. It seems you've caused a blowout.
Oh boy I sure do love ordering tofu, I hope the tofu isn't pulverized to a sludge because the driver drived his car up a curvy road at 200 km/h and subjected the tofu to 13G of force
MesoAmericans were like a small group of gamers "happily" enjoying their own house server rules and custom meta that were then suddenly forced into a min-max SBMM public servers
CAN YOU IMAGINE BECOMING A KID AND THINKING "THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT" AND THEN EVERYONE IS LIKE "WTF DO U KNOW? GET IN LINE KID" AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES WILL BE MORONS AND YOUR TEACHERS WILL BE LIKE "NO INTERRUPTIONS! WHO CARES IF YOU FAIL YOUR TEST? MAYBE YOUR BRAIN CAN THROW BASEBALLS, OR TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE, OR MAKE FRIENDS BLIND? ONCE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR BRAINS CAN DO WE'LL KNOW WHAT JOB TO GIVE YOU. AND IF YOUR BRAINS ARE JUUUUST RIGHT YOU'LL GET TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR
funny how just a couple years of living with a little bit of AI has nullified centuries of science fiction that tries to imply AI deserves some kind of respect as living beings. im straight up airholing any replicant i encounter in the future.