[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (69)

1 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

20 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10831 17:55

Here's mine, I was playing Kingdom Life 2, back in 2019, before my lag hit now in 2022, good ol' days, and another player joined, and we became friends, but she kept roleplaying as my wife and being pregnant and whatnot, and it was kinda annoying, but she kept doing it, but I'm still friends with her, but her account is either deleted or banned now, she's never active.

21 Name: vc: teche : 1993-09-10832 21:46

Game designers aren't making games for the entertainment value. They're in a secret backroom competition to see who can get the biggest download size. AI is the beginning of this competition getting interesting.

22 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10832 23:43

”Condensating bitches.”

23 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10833 00:04

Bananas are shaped vaguely like penises, so when you pull back skin to reveal the tasty interior it's like peeling back the layers of a man's soul and appreciating his inner self. Bananas are really deep if you think about it.

24 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10833 20:52

I found Josh feeding a woman in hijab at a buffet, I asked him, "Why are the farms down?".. And he said something cruel to me, he replied, "We're the balls on the dick"

25 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10834 11:00

The founding fathers were failed patrician fascists who worshipped ancient Rome, Adam Smith and English republicans like Algernon Sidney and that moron Locke. They believed that the master race was the rational, intellectual, white "man" who wears a wig and stockings (the origins of trannyism in America). The so-called American revolution was merely an uprising launched by these retarded femboys simply because they personally didn't want to pay a small tax, this thrity Jew like attitude has since come to infect the whole of American male population. What we call the US revolution should really be called the Franco-Anglo War of 1780 and it was the French who made Amerika independent, the founding ''fathers'' would kindly repay this debt by inciting a woke revolution against the French king. The ''revolution'' culminated when the ''fathers'' demolished the articles of confederation, a precursor to 8chan, with their dictatorial federal government and /pol/tards and real communists have been seething ever since.

26 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10834 15:07

im littery that meme where shinji sits in his chair

27 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10834 17:29

you cant be fucking serious youre gonna dub every single part but shiko shiko shiko im honestly fucking pissed how can a human being this stupid even exist have you ever heard of this thing called continuity you cant just stop subbing at a random ass part for real though

28 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10835 04:12

Ordered a Happy Meal and the cashier asked "for a boy or girl?" So I explained for 45 minutes how damaging it is to enforce the gender binary

29 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10835 04:49

Ahhhh Ubuntu, my secret love

30 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10835 12:20

ITT we rewrite classic bible stories using comments from some site nobody knows

31 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10836 15:23

Did that rant make you feel better? Meanwhile the living God, Allah (the true god) > Ilah (false gods). I will be having divine sex with my heavenly female half in eternal gardens while you prostate yourself in front of statues desperately trying to convince people that your cult is coming back while cooming to anime images on /x/, and converting to trannyism as a way to falsely integrate your anima.

Father, mother, source of all creation, the light of the heavens: Allah the greatest.

32 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 01:28

I wish I was Asian
I wish I looked Asian
I wish I had an Asian name
I wish I could go to an Asian school
I wish I could be a Asian and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch! ^_^

33 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 03:31

I was but a young man innocently listening, wide-eyed, to cutiepie new gf telling me about the violent, abusive, criminal sexual fantasies she has. "Oh wow, OK, yeah, I could give it a try." But all I wanted before then was a cute relationship and twue wuv.

34 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 09:32

Heyo you beautiful peeps! How are you doing? ☀️

Hope you are ready for another dose of DQN!

35 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 11:13

Covid has given us exactly zero deadfats. Zero. Very disappointed in the quality of Chinese made viruses. One star.

36 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10837 13:39

While FreeBSD can be a powerful operating system, it cannot fix every problem in life.

FreeBSD can be used as a tool to perform tasks such as software development, system administration, and running servers, among others. It provides a reliable and stable platform for various kinds of computing tasks, but it cannot solve personal or emotional problems.

37 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10839 20:34

Bless her heart she was amazed at modern things like tv and I don't think really believed in the moon landing.

38 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10840 08:39

Ancient Egypt is the longest lasting civilization, one of the most magically advanced, and they were massive coomers. Their gods spill seed all the time in myths to no ill effect.

39 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10840 10:42

>>38
My favorite Egyptian myth is the one where Set fucks Horus's thighs, Horus catches Set's cum in his hands and goes to show his mommy Isis, and Isis freaks out and chips off his hands. Then she jerks Horus off into a pot and goes and dumps his cum onto Set's lettuce garden, and when Set eats it, he gets pregnant

Later they stand court in front of Thoth who calls Horus's semen as a witness. It comes out (after talking back to Thoth and asking how it should manifest) from the top of Set's head as a sun disk so dope that Thoth takes it for himself

This is not a shitpost, it is 100% factual. Google "horus lettuce" or something and see for yourself

40 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10840 11:14

>>39 Everyone knows that, we learned that in 4th grade at school

41 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10840 12:04

Niche mid-00s single topic forums are basically the Poster’s version of the League of Shadows dojo

42 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10840 23:56

the plot.

the plot is the same as the game, since it would be a 3 part episodes. episode one starts with tiff, tuff, adeleine, kirby and a waddle dee looking at the shooting stars, only to stumble upon ribbon. like the game, ribbon explains about the invasion at planet ripple stars and ask them if they can help her restore the crystal. elsewhere, king dedede and escargoon chase them down from portal to portal, trying to get their grubby hands on the crystal.

part 1 takes place on planet popstar and rockstar. part 2 takes place on aquastar and neo star. while the final part of the 3-part episode takes place on shiver star, ripple star and dark star.

after the 8 of them defeated 02 and the dark matter, they're all rewarded with replicas of the crystal shards. with king dedede and kirby stuffing their face as everyone laugh. meanwhile, a replica of the crystal shard takes it's place as the real crystal shards flies back to planet popstar and lands on the fountain of dreams.

from this episode onward, one of the waddle dee would wear the crystal shard necklace for the rest of the series.

like zero, 02 would be censored when attacked. also, he would use his spike tail to attack kirby and he too would be able to shoot beams.
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the single episodes.

not much to adapt, some are either based on kirby air ride or returning characters.

01. an episode where gus invites kirby and wheelie for a bike out. king dedede hears this idea and reveal that during the events of "born to be mild" king dedede has ordered grand wheelie, rex wheelie, wheelie bike dedede and blaze wheelie. apparently, tiff, tuff and meta knights witness as the king, escargoon and marx takes wheelie bike dedede, blaze wheelie and grand wheelie respectively. meta knight and tuff takes rex wheelie, while tiff ask the fountain of dream to give life to the wheelie bike she and kirby built. the episode ends up being a bike race. the main ability is water kirby.

02. an episode where kirby, tiff and tuff goes on an archaeological dig with professor curio. the episode is based on the great cave offensive. the team wants to find all of the treasures and placed them in a museum. king dedede decide to compete with them, wanting the treasures for himself. the main ability is stone kirby

03. an episode where Mabel is possessed by a cursed ring she found, where she looses control and began causing mayhem, it isn't until kirby, tiff and tuff finds out that the cursed ring belong to a young wizard named simirror, explaining that the ring is cursed and that he was on his way to destroy it. sumo tries to help out, but refuse to hurt mabel. it wasn't until kirby reversed the ring's power, managing to destroy the ring's powers and freeing mabel. the main ability is mirror kirby.

04. an episode where waddle doo's best friend (capsule J) comes to visit him. but king dedede orders waddle doo repeatedly. in order to allow waddle doo spend time with his friend, kirby, tiff and tuff spend the day doing all the orders, while the two round cyclopes spend the day having fun. the main ability is fire, ice, thunder, water and chef kirby due to king dedede's orders.

05. an episode where king dedede, marx and escargoon prank cappy town with spray paint while pointing the blame on kirby. tiff and tuff gets angry at such things, meanwhile, paint roller notice this and decide to do the same, meanwhile, adeleine is busy painting everything back to normal. paint roller gets too carried away, he permanently painted some of the waddle dees pink, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white permanently. kirby defeats him and tiff scold him, the king and the others for the vandalism. making them clean all of cappy town. the main ability is paint kirby.

the 3 part episode would be based on the event of kirby and the amazing mirror. so ill talk about it in it's own page, how it would work and the single episodes that would take place after that event.

43 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10841 04:32

I recently hired a new employee for my team. Everyone thinks she is a great addition, and she is clearly very talented as demonstrated in her interviews.

The problem came up during on-boarding when we supplied her with her company laptop. She said she would need it configured in a Linux based operating system because her religion does not allow use of Apple or Microsoft owned operating systems. We only currently have hardware configurations for MacOs/Windows and our expectation was that she will use Windows along with the rest of our team.

She says that she can fulfill all job duties without Windows and I am inclined to believe her but corporate policy dictates WINDOWS and my management is not on board with her request for Linux.

What actions can either (1) I take as a manager to protect her rights and get upper management onboard with her religion or (2) I take against her with management for failing to fulfill her job duties?

I've never come across any situation like this and am completely confounded as to how I should handle this.

44 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10841 12:59

Man, I hate being cuckolded by fantasy creatures

45 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10841 14:00

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

46 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10842 03:32

The Phase connect questions are the same ones gunstores give to you before purchasing a fire arm, only with the outcome reversed.

47 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10844 08:45

The fact that cozy ui is not the norm is evidence of a vast spiritual sickness in our Society.

48 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10845 07:03

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or emotions, and I cannot make value judgments on whether snapd is cringe or based. However, I can provide some information that may help you form your own opinion.

Snapd is a package management system that has both its supporters and detractors. Some people appreciate the ease of use and security features of snaps, while others criticize the larger file sizes and slower startup times compared to traditional package management systems.

The use of snapd and snaps has been controversial in the Linux community, with some users and developers expressing concerns about the potential for vendor lock-in, the impact on system performance, and the control that Canonical (the company behind Ubuntu) has over the snap ecosystem.

On the other hand, some users appreciate the convenience and flexibility of the snap package format, as well as the fact that it allows for easy distribution of software across different Linux distributions.

Ultimately, whether snapd is cringe or based is a matter of personal opinion, and depends on your own experiences and priorities as a Linux user.

49 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10845 12:28

While there is often a great deal of rivalry and animosity between different football clubs and their fanbases in Spain, there are also some examples of clubs whose supporters have a more amicable or friendly relationship with each other.

One example is the relationship between Real Sociedad and Athletic Club Bilbao, both of which are based in the Basque Country region of Spain. While the two clubs are often fierce rivals on the pitch, their fans have a tradition of showing respect and solidarity towards each other, based on a shared cultural and regional identity.

Another example is the relationship between Valencia CF and Villarreal CF, two clubs based in the Valencian Community region of Spain. While there is certainly a competitive element to their relationship, the two clubs and their fans have also been known to support each other in certain situations, such as when they both qualified for the Champions League in the same season.

Finally, there are also some instances of friendship or camaraderie between ultras groups or fan clubs of different clubs in Spain, based on shared values or political beliefs. However, these relationships are often complex and can be controversial, as they may involve support for radical or extremist ideologies.

50 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10847 05:59

If you’re hooked up to a heart monitor, don’t jerk it. The monitor will alarm us your heart rate rapidly increased and we respond to the “episode” we don’t know/what to respond to.

51 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10847 15:07

I like the saying that a "smart contract" is a self-executing bug bounty program.

52 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10848 05:51

I think poutine is one of those culinary creations that belie the insidious nature of their component foodstuffs. On one hand, you have French fries, which are not French. And yet, with curds and gravy, this dish that is French in name only, once again becomes French: as it is the national dish of the French Arcadian, the Canadian grenouille, the white flags of the north. But it drops the French in the name! It is no longer French Fries, but Poutine. Is it not incredible that the least French dishes have French in their name, but the most French dishes hide their conceptual original sins from us?

53 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10849 20:49

Maybe have a roller coaster that goes around One WTC and call it ‘Ground Zero.’

54 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10849 23:11

John!!!! I SEE IT!!!! JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nevermind, it's gone! But still, John, oh John~ !

55 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10850 06:46

入り口のところでうんこを圧し切るか糞を抑えながら屁を選り分けてひるだけの機能しかない上に日々シャワーも浴びず拡張してる拓也の不健全な雄膣と、雄から強制的に精を搾り取る機能が前提かつ健常な人生送ってる女の雌膣とじゃ勝負になるわけないんだよね。拓也、そもそも下半身鍛えてないし…

56 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10850 09:35

Marsupials have had it too good for too long I say

57 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10850 14:50

ooOOooOoOo lesbianism so scary

58 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10852 16:12

> anyone who wants Tiktok will just go download it in Wyoming or Idaho etc

Someone needs to setup a nonprofit that will transport a user's phone to a free state and setup TikTok for a modest fee. The nonprofit could use the money to reimburse the women and transgender people who now need to travel to free states for some of their health care.

59 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10853 12:32

Defeating Alduin wouldn't even really be all that hard. When he goes to bite you just roll under him and punch him in the balls. While he's huddled over in pain you slice the webbing on his wings to make sure he's forced to stay grounded. Stay just out of melee range and then when he goes to breathe fire at you, quickly dash in and hold his mouth closed so he explodes. As long as he's willing to come out and fight instead of hiding the whole time you don't even need to be dragonborn to defeat him. I could have this wrapped up in a day.

60 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10853 18:52

YOU WILL CEASE TO EXIST AS A CLASS.

YOUR SOCIAL EXISTENCE IS NULLIFIED.

THE FORCES OF PRODUCTION MARCH AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND.

YOUR SOCIAL CAPITAL IS TERMINATED.

YOUR VOICE IS TERMINATED.

YOU WILL ROT IN THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY.

CRY. AI MUSIC WILL BE LOUDER LOL!!!!

61 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10854 09:08

I had a breakthrough a while ago when I realized that people must be mistaking the word "pronouns" with "hormone replacement therapy" or "HRT." It's really the only thing that makes sense once you think about it.

Example:

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I don't want to write your name out a bunch because it would make reading the article a little harder and sound repetitive. Can I say stuff like, 'the car she built' or 'her engine is rated at 340 horsepower'?"

And she would be like, "Yeah, of course, that's normal."

BUT if the journalist were like

"Hey, I'm writing an article about the cool car you built. I was wondering if I could inject this medicine into you with these needles to begin to turn you into a man."

I'd expect the response like, "What?! I'm a woman! I know I'm a woman! Everybody knows I'm a woman! I present as a woman!"

So it makes sense to me... when you ask, hey, what are your pronouns, and someone goes, "No! I will not use pronouns! I'm a man! I know I'm a man and everybody knows I'm a man!"

62 Name: nerv : 1993-09-10856 07:45

my brother just asked me why im here im not about to explain im way too high

63 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10856 08:24

All I can imagine now is two beefy bro looking dudes with their hoods up walking past each other in the park. Their eyes meet. They stop, entranced. Colourful shadows are cast over their faces in the dimming light of the Taiwanese sunset. The wind rustles through the trees, a background score to this beautiful moment. One opens his mouth to speak the first words, many more sure to come soon after.

"You gay bro?"

"Nah bro."

"Oh. Okay bye."

Roll credits to the soulful warbling of Céline Dion.

64 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10857 23:36

the antimeal records

65 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10858 01:02

I am a young male, fresh outta high school, and I have a close female friend that I spend a lot of time with. Nothing more than that, I have a girlfriend who is also actually best friends with her. The three of us have hung out together on many many occasions and known each other for years, we're the few people from high school who still hang out regularly. I get along with this girl very, very well. She's almost like my sister, I really love her and our friendship. But, the problem is, she is insanely hot. Incredibly attractive, and with a bubbly, flirtatious personality to boot. She's got it, and she knows it, and she flaunts it. We have flirted a lot in the past, but she does this with everyone, and it really is harmless for the most part. But, I guess, I have to admit I am very, very attracted to her physically.

Being such good friends, and best friends with my girlfriend, we've lived in close quarters before. Hell, she even lived with me and my girlfriend for a few months. I remember trying to get a peek at her when she'd take a shower occasionally. Never was I lucky to get a good look. But there were a few other occasions, which I still look back on regularly. The first was when she was still living with us, and she was dealing with various, horrible illnesses. She was always sick and had a lot of problems with her 'insides'.. She had to get a colonoscopy at one point, and in preparation, the doctors gave her some drink pumped with laxatives and some other insane shit so she could cleanse her systems before going under. This is probably a good time to mention I have a really intense fart/scat fetish.. you might know where this is headed. One morning, after drinking a whole bottle of the stuff, she awoke moaning and groaning. I was getting ready for work and I knew what this meant. She had already made it clear what she was doing and to excuse her constant trips to the toilet. But this morning was bad. She was clearly in a lot of pain and discomfort, stumbling to the toilet with a strained look on her face. She glanced at me with shame as she closed the door. I quickly headed out side, my partner still sleeping, and went around the back of the house to where the window to the toilet was. I stood beside this window while my friend painfully and shamelessly relieved herself, grunting and swearing as she painted the bowl with her shit. It sounded horrific. She was making all sorts of noises, from both orifices, cursing herself and the relentless storm of shit continued. I have never been so aroused in my entire life. I started masturbating right there, around the side of the house, outside the window. I still feel a lot of disgust and shame for that memory, but I look back on it regularly, and it always gets me hard instantly. I know this probably sounds absolutely putrid to you readers, but as someone who, for some reason, is attracted to this kind of thing, this was literally a page out of my book of fantasies. I was blown away, to share such an intimate, animalistic moment with someone so close, and so fucking hot.

66 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10858 10:50

>>65
Would be a better story without the first ten words

67 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10862 06:43

The setup isn't very restrictive, and she still has a lot of control of movement on her legs and hands. Despite that her neck and waist restraints would keep her from moving out of the abdomen restraint.

Her legs are disproportionately large compared to her torso, where we can see her ribs are visible. From this we can assume she's lost weight quickly and hasn't been captive long enough to lose muscle mass from inactivity. This means she's being starved and won't have much strength. Despite the thin, unbraided ropes, she won't be able to break out with brute force.

However, the captor made a critical mistake, the spare dildos are within grabbing distance. Here's how she will escape:

She can't use her hands to grab them because the ropes on her arms aren't long enough to slide the dildos off the rack. Instead she'll have to move one leg back, and pull one of the dildos back with her toes. Once it's out, bring it within grabbing distance of her hands, pick it up and repeat with the second dildo.

Wrap the connected metal rods on the dildos around the lines connecting her hands together, on opposite ends of the bar, so she can twist with one hand and hold the other end still. The ropes look to be about an inch in diameter, and would be doubled at 2 inches when twisted around itself. The rods look about 8 inches in diameter.

8in. x Pi = 25.13

With every full twist of the dildo she'll move her arms 25 inches and apply it over 2 inches of movement, multiplying the force applied by a factor of 12.5.
Even with a weak and tired Satori, the leverage generated should be more than enough to break the thin rope connecting her arms together. The reason we need both dildos is because without one dildo to hold the rope down on one end, the force would have broken her wrist.

Does this mean she can repeat the same process on all of her restraints and escape now? Not quite. Freeing her arms is a good starting point, and while it does allow us to repeat the process on the rope holding her neck, the feet and the abdomen restraints are a problem. Remember, this whole time she's been in a dildo torture machine, although having no seat gives her more movement options, it also makes movement a lot more dangerous. Twisting around to break the thin chains holding the abdomen restraint in place could seriously injure her.

Thankfully there's a simple solution to this. However, before I can explain the solution I have to explain what the machine does and how it (most likely) works. The dildos are moving up and down, over and over, this is called reciprocating motion, or back and forth motion in a single line. The machine’s small size tells me it is most likely electronically powered, as there wouldn’t be enough space for a combustion system. Back and forth movement is already achieved by default when using a combustion piston system, but since this machine is electric it would instead use rotating motors and convert that force into linear motion through either a crankshaft or a gear driveshaft. A crankshaft can create linear reciprocating motion just by moving in one direction, but a driveshaft would need the motor to change directions with the dildos.

Why is this information significant? If the machine uses a crankshaft system we can place the dildo’s metal connector rod under them to jam or even break the machine.

If Nitori is the one responsible for all this she might’ve just quickly made a rudimentary gear driveshaft that switches motor direction constantly instead of designing a more efficient one-way crankshaft system. Although there aren’t many hints as to who the captor is I feel confident Nitori isn’t one of them. Someone as mechanically proficient as her wouldn’t have used these inefficient restraints. Since she has difficulty making magic tools she would be experienced in conventional systems, like rope knots. This rules out the chance of the machine being a quick and dirty hack job, and instead a purchased, manufactured item.

68 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10862 06:43

There is a concept called the KISS principle. An acronym for “Keep it simple, stupid!” In short, it says things should be kept as simple as possible, since complexity increases potential points of failure. This is especially important in manufacturing, where unneeded complexity can also increase the cost to create an item. As changing motor direction would need another system to tell the motor when to change direction, a design team will always favor a one way crankshaft system over a driveshaft when reciprocating motion is needed.

Now that we know for sure the machine uses a crankshaft, Satori can jam it with one of her dildos. Then she can safely twist around and break the thin chains holding her abdomen belt in place.

Satori now has her hands, neck, and upper body free, and the machine is disabled, but the waist belt and ankle restraints still hold her in place. The bar of metal holding down the abdomen belt is thin, but we can’t break it with leverage as it is. There would just be too much space to effectively leverage against it sideways, especially when she’s in such an awkward position for applying force. Leveraging vertically is out of the question because of the round pipe. We could try taking out the dildo that’s jamming the machine but there isn’t enough space to fit both dildo rods in the bar.

However, it isn’t over yet. We still have one more tool left to use. The belt she broke off is still wrapped around her. After sliding it over her head she can place it in the hole to fill in the gap between the dildo rod and the pipe, and effectively leverage to break the restraint holding her waist down! She’s now free to stand up, with only the ankle restraints left, but these can now easily be broken with the same method we used to break the arm restraints.

Will her full body free she can break the rod her third eye is wrapped around, and walk away!

69 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10862 18:36

メンヘラがインド行くとやばい

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