[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999)

1 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10822 17:25

im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s

HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care

901 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 12:38

Elevator autists operate on a whole different level.

902 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 18:31

I've considered starting an "FPS Addict" project now and again. Real-life issues aside though, I just don't have the drive to power through games I dislike in order to document them. I'd have to play games like William Shatner's TekWar, ugh.

903 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 01:28

Now imagining an adorable little chestburster joey sitting in a kangaroo pouch.

904 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 10:20

Meh. I think vampirism is, ultimately, kind of a victimless crime. Sure, you stole someone's blood and probably damned their soul, but they don't need those anymore anyway right? Plus they get immortality, a bunch of super powers, and ultimate goth cred out of the deal. At worst they're breaking even IMO. Sure, every once in a while you get a vampire who's all "woe is me i am cursed", but mostly they're all "haha being a vampire rules fuck yeah let's have an orgy".

905 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 08:08

serj tankian rapping and saying the n word are two things i never knew i wanted until i had them

906 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 15:58

Du Fu, the eighth-century Chinese poet now lauded as one of the greatest wordsmiths who ever lived, resided in a humble thatched hut in Chengdu at the peak of his literary life. He wrote lyrically about cooking cold noodles garnished with the leaves of the scholartree, but he never had a fried chicken sandwich or a Pepsi. Yet at a KFC in the heart of Chengdu, a holographic pyramid beams 3-D images of his hut in spring, summer, winter, and fall.

A surprisingly elegant scene greets those seeking fried chicken here. Tables are covered in poems by Du Fu in the handwriting of the Qianlong Emperor, while tiles on the wall and brush paintings display rich designs of the Tang dynasty, Du Fu's milieu and the era widely considered to be China's poetic golden age.

Though the food is rich and the surroundings richer, Du Fu himself lived a somewhat tragic life. A wanderer with ambitions to be a civil servant, he saw his career cut short by rebellion and political missteps. He did befriend Li Bai, another poet whose work is considered the pinnacle of Chinese literature, and the two shared a fondness for drinking and writing poems about drinking.

Du Fu's life was wracked by illness, war, and poverty. One of his children even starved to death. He garnered little attention for his poetry during his lifetime, yet the influence of his 1,500 surviving poems only grew after his death, impacting Chinese and Japanese literature for more than a millennium. Today, Chengdu is home to the Du Fu Thatched Hut Museum, which teamed up with KFC to open this particular eatery. But etched out in neon on one wall is another example of immortal wordsmithery: KFC's catchphrase, "It's Finger-Lickin' Good."

907 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11457 13:23

autism is when a character is literally me fr, the more me they are the more autistic they are

908 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11458 00:23

INDEPENDENT, almost intact African state for sale due to relocation. Central location, nice view, but a few blacks. Call 55 55 55 55, say your name and hang up.

909 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11458 22:35

This is one of the most gonzo games I've ever seen and that's saying something. It's like someone made a game out of the Dr. Bronner's soap bottle.

910 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11460 04:06

You cast "Summon Ketamine Ape".
Elon Musk appears.

911 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 03:19

Predictions for 2025: War. Economic crash. Massive, deportation program that uses concentration camps as a shortcut. American military turned on its own citizens for relatively minor protests. Three State Funerals. Pokemon Z-A being the first really decent Kalos-set game in the series.

912 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 04:39

shut your fucking mouth and stop pretending like you give a fuck about any of this.

913 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 13:59

It's not even subversive to have a vn turn into horror halfway through. That's literally normal.

914 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11461 16:09

Cause it reminded him of their time training at the Jedi Temple, when, after an intense practice, they showered together and did silly water fights and giggled so much and sometimes accidentally touched bodies but that was ok cause it was the will of the Force and every Jedi did it anyway. It was too painful to remember those joyous and sexy times.

915 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 04:08

Stay mad, @amandacartrettewithautism6885 because Teletubbies are for babies and you're a grow-ass woman. Merlin, an 1998 miniseries from NBC and Hallmark is one of the superior shows or made-for-TV movies of 1998 and way better than Teletubbies. Start hating Teletubbies and start liking 28 Years Later instead, @amandacartrettewithautism6885

916 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11463 04:32

i clicked on that stream and pushed like 7 buttons on twitch mobile by accident and im pretty sure i just sent this kid a picture of my dad

917 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11465 05:50

Marlboro menthol 100Œs~ i use to smoke regular marlboro 100Œs but my NPD deranged ex would always smoke all my cigarettes & NEVER buy me a replacement pack. In fact when I'd go to get me a pack I'd have to buy the mooching asshole a pack of his own (camels) otherwise it would just be a repeat. So i started smoking Marlboro menthol 100Œs cuz he wont smoke menthol or if he did it would only be 1 or 2 & after listening to his bitching I'd offer to take his drunk ass to the liquor store so he could buy his own pack. I still smoke the menthols & enjoy them even more cuz I realize now that it was a very minor resistance i had put up in defiance of his control. Those teeny tiny death grips on self are the only reason i am standing todaychahaha!

918 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11465 15:07

I've also tried with various species and hybrids, nothing strange about the fluid itself. Then again I'm the type to unconsciously lick off any nectar on my hands and fingers after handling Neps, even mid-conversation (no Nep nectar beats Heli nectar though).

919 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11466 12:48

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920 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11466 20:35

Attraction to the ggirlfailureh archetype is downstream from the zoomer aversion to heterosexual dynamics such as pegging and other gynocratic gsafe hornyh tropes. Itfs reactionary but steeped in the warped social structure of modernity, making it the Fascism of Sex.

921 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11467 20:51

this canft be the same internet I raised my neopets on

922 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11467 22:35

And by the way, the girl in my avatar Aoi Yuuki (—D–Ψ‚ ‚¨‚’), who originally went by the name (t”ά‚’‚Τ‚«) has done pretty much everything there is. I don't remember her specifically making out during a bukkake video, but there are lots of videos of her kissing with disgusting things on her face. She did one vomit fetish video where she has guys literally choking her until she barfs, and they collect the vomit and jizz in one container. There are several scenes where she vomits a huge amount. Then they give her an ENEMA with the vomit, which she shits out into a pool. Then they have guys fucking her, with a good amount of kissing, inside the pool of enema vomit.

923 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11468 02:35

are you saying you wouldn't nut in a comfort woman and then vivisect her with the family katana

924 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11468 10:44

  • Fixed broken medium taupe coloration for nightmare sphere screaming mouths fabric

925 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11470 16:40

wtf? who doesnt like beavis and butthead except middleaged christian soccer moms that dont get it! koth is on everyday on adult swim. it's a good show, you're the one missin out cuz i watch the shows you mentioned. sunny hasn't had new eps in a while, but i do love it. offices new season has been pretty lame. never heard of free radio.

926 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11470 20:35

>chad gooner smurfs: Trannystuck? We goon to patrician material such as MLAATR. We also frogpost and post on jarty splinters btw.

927 Name: Peppermint : 1993-09-11470 21:25

test

928 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11472 09:17

YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY PEPPERONI JABRONI TRYING TO GIVE ME CUM-FREE FENT AFTER YOU AND DOUCHEY RUINED MY FENT REACTOR WITH YOUR SICK CUM WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN I'LL TRY IT BUT I KNOW IT WON'T WORK I'M ALREADY HOOKED ON CUM FENT AND NOTHING ELSE WILL DO takes the cum-free fent injects it waits... NOTHING'S HAPPENING YOU'RE RIGHT IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE I'M COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON CUM FENT NOW THANKS TO YOU AND DOUCHEY YOU'VE RUINED ME I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN I'LL ALWAYS NEED CUM FENT TO SURVIVE YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A CUM-FENT ADDICT AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT

929 Name: vc: yuss : 1993-09-11472 17:00

"I consume philosophy" is a low-status vision of a high-status person

930 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11472 19:46

I am 19, half-Mexican, and have autism, I am starting to develop schizophrenic thoughts, that is not going to end well, I am SpongeBob, I am going to Mormon Heaven, I love SpongeBob, I want to become him due to being autistic, but I am already him, I am the bootleg version of him, I am SpongeBob, if I end up in a schizophrenic battle, I will go to somewhere bad, I am sinking, this is not going to end well, God is testing me, he wants people to get hurt in this sick game, thatfs what he is revealing to me, he wanted to come to this Earth to starve me to death in a psych ward and leave me with no food, I am going to die alone, who is talking to me through this gravitational pull, I always loved our creator but now hefs hurting me, why is it that he is doing this to me? Is this really God or a demon? Ifm going to end up seriously injured or hurt because of this, I tried suicide when I was 15 but I failed, and now Ifm stuck with God or this demon at 19 years old, this feels like agoraphobia, I am going to die alone if I donft get out of this situation, itfs like parasites eating someone alive.

https://youtu.be/RJHHEFLb93s?si=ot6JkZW1IToMGxNx

931 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11473 00:32

The show contains very deep and insightful themes. Some of which include:

Friendship is good: because everything always gets solved by friendship.
Don't be an angry leaking pisscel: because Squidward is one and gets punished for it.
Trust the Science: because Sandy is a scientist and does science stuff to help.
When you are a child, you relate to Spongebob, when you are an adult, you relate to Squidward : by far the most important insight you HAVE to learn from the show, guaranteed to appear in every peer-reviewed study on why the show is good, and also an important step to achieve media literacy.
Walkable Cities are bad: because spongebob really wants a driver's licence, which teaches children pro-car propaganda or however r/fuckcars is concerned.
You will not live in the pod: because it shows you should live on a pineapple instead.
You will eat your goyslop: because spongebob works in the Mc Donald's and it portrays burgers as aryans or something.
Don't be a manlet: because Plankton is one and gets punished for it.
If you want to learn more about these themes, you should watch some of the 5 gorillion, hours long video essays on jewtube made by soyboys and trannies explaining these in further detail.

932 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11473 04:10

Wow, an English journalist makes a video: "Why are American (NFL, specifically, as MLB stadiums are noted to be fine) Stadiums so Dystopian?"
I thought it was gonna be about neofuturist/neomodernist architecture being soulless, no it was a diatribe on the history of car-based cities and only a footnote about the commercialism of it all. No, not that American stadiums are literally segregated by class, just the car parks are ugly. Much green spaces :((((

933 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11473 07:20

Gigafly is a derivative of the "Gigachad" meme, which celebrates hyper-masculinity. Initially, the fusion of "Gigachad" and a fly was meant as a humorous subversion of the idealized, larger-than-life image associated with Gigachad. However, as the meme evolved, it took on more divisive interpretations.

Supporters of Gigafly view it as an absurdist representation of perseverance and adaptability, symbolizing the idea that even the smallest or weakest entities can harbor immense strength. Critics, however, argue that the meme has been co-opted by individuals projecting darker, more manipulative fantasies onto the character. Saying that he has 'p embedded within himself and that he represents the thinking of pedophiles very well, they believe that if gigachad can stand on a fly, he can also groom children.

934 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11473 23:29

> Can you imagine being told by someone that you're "traumadumping" 20 years ago?

Twenty years ago, I, and most people I knew, would have simply told you to stop acting like a faggot. Check my post history for examples. Would you prefer that...?

935 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11474 07:33

My personal favorite story has to probably be in Viz Volume 13, "Dark Skinned Sniper", which has a scathingly accurate and gritty portrayal of police-on-black racism that hits far too hard today, considering the story is pushing 50 years old now. Despite a problematic disguise Golgo takes to blend in to a black commune (he deeply tans himself; this story was written in the 70s and if this upsets you, hey I don't blame you), the tale truly does hold up even to this day as we can all relate to the plight of the black man.

936 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11474 08:17

Fun / horrifying thing I noticed: Some finance/economy programs in Africa (I think I was looking at some universities in Ghana) have more mandatory math classes than some Western schools now. Because they don't have much "economy" to work with so they throw in raw math courses to to fill it (based?). Meanwhile the West have mostly retarded pseudo economy courses. So if you look at a bachelor degree in finance, the Ghana one is actually "better" (content wise), because they require some undergrad math courses which we don't have here. This should be a wake up call to how retarded some university programs are here. TLDR Niggers have more math requirements in their economy programs than the Western ones.

WAKE UP WHITE MAN! THE NIGGERS ARE STUDYING MORE MATH!

937 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11474 09:09

i'm the best 14 year old to have ever written an e-mail

938 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11474 19:56

You have let fame and fortune corrupt your mind. Now you see $$$ when some retard makes a "xD LMAO forever alone bacon cats & Zelda<3" nonsense comic in ms paint.

939 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11475 00:45

There's a what-if comic where Luke fails to blow up the death star, instead only damaging it enough to stop the first shot.

The rebels are able to evac most of their leadership from Yavin, but Leia is captured and brainwashed by Palps into becoming an inquisitor

Obi-wan sends Luke to find Yoda, who decides "staying in swamp, I have finished. War crimes, I must commit", after which he steals the death star with R2's help and crashes it into coruscant

940 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11475 03:49

It's genuinely funny people think they can eat table sugar and take supplements and think your body would be able to process that as if it's a whole food. Lot of peaters I see on twitter now are just openly fighting a cocaine addiction and using peat as cope.

941 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11475 11:36

Numerous TF2 YouTubers (shortened to TF2bers) have shown distress caused by the community's intimidation to keep on playing the game, referring to content creators that used their TF2 audience to push different type of content. The community deems publishing videos of other games unrelated to TF2 as "betrayal" amidst of numerous YouTubers switching content focus when growing tired of TF2. The game has not had a major update for 3 years and currently new content is driven on regular gameplay or new custom maps or mods.

942 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11475 16:57

i can't stop jacking off to pregnant women imagining it's my wife and i'm kissing her tummy and feet and telling her how beautiful she is

943 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11476 13:53

he's so anime girl eating a hamburger core

944 Name: vc: tithe : 1993-09-11476 21:04

Theres literally no way ham is cursed. It's too delicious.

945 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11477 00:26

Good Thank you God. Make the Americans suffer for their economic war on Canada. If our children must suffer by your actions, may God make you suffer without end.

946 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11477 12:04

Can you share the name/link of a YouTube video where you can see David showing the audience the lining of his jacket please?

947 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11477 13:02

I didn't have rationalist vegan sith tranny death cult on my 2025 bingo card
Rationalist vegan tranny death cult with samurai swords.

Real life already felt like The Onion, now it's starting to feel like the shit Ice T says in Law & Order.

948 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11477 18:02

God bless the anime voice samples!!

949 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11477 21:00

omae wa mo shindeiru

950 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11478 14:24

Norwood Lucifer is so powerful

951 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11478 21:10

Even my guardian glowie goes away in the end

952 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11478 23:25

"Forcefully taken by the billionaire playboy werewolf" and "Rico's mysterious errand" exist on approximately the same psychosexual level; I will not elaborate

953 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11479 13:50

i'm the guy who says ORANGE in that one boards of canada song

954 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11479 20:57

i actually manifested the burning of california, prior to it i was really living in a moment where i have lead my great army into Los Angeles, we pick out the hottest hollywood celebrities and forcefully marry them to me and my inner circle. then we execute all of the movie creators and destroy their movies while plundering any artifacts that may be of value. then in the grand wedding we watch as LA is turned into rubble with earthshaker bombs and then burned with napalm. it was fucking amazing and then god burned California btfo'ing all the stupid celebs out there.

955 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11480 05:27

It was crazy. Old man Joe woke up one morning and decided to kill every damn chicken in America by hand. He strangled so many chickens that egg prices went sky high almost instantly.

956 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11480 16:52

If you let a man dress you he will either dress you like a nun or a prostitute.

957 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11480 17:21

This thread is really separating the people who read Huck Finn and/or have paranoid schizophrenia from those who didn't and don't.

958 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11481 02:22

that's actually most of the point (ha!) Fighting, much like in nature, is not to kill (like hunting), but to get the other side to Stop Doing The Thing You Don't Like. The effort and risk of injury means that most of it is trying to bluff the other out. This generally means an escalation of potential force. If you have words, you can move up to your fists, if you have fists you can grab a blunt weapon, if you have a chair leg, you can move up to a bladed weapon, if you have a bladed weapon you can pull out a firearm. this is why gun situations go dangerous so fast, the entire bluffing hierarchy gets skipped and goes for the nuclear option, which kicks in the fight/flight/freeze/fawn reactions... which is really bad if the other side also has a gun. So how do you avoid this whole deal? Bring something that shows you're not worth the trouble. that's what people who use knives do.

using a knife means you don't keep your opponent at a distance, AND you're down to do harm, AND you may not give too much of a fuss about getting hurt yourself as long as you take them down with you. That's insane, who does that? well, PROBABLY not you, but you opponent doesn't know that for sure, but they do know that you do, for sure, wish to present that as reality. And do they really want to risk it? Probably not unless it's dire, and unlike a gun they can get out of the danger range pretty quickly unless it's a throwing knife. So there you go, the rattlesnake defense.

959 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11481 12:34

I spend every spare moment gaming; you could say I'm something of a gamer. I love games, I love media about games, I practically even live life as if it were a game. Sometimes I stay up too late gaming and have to consume lots of caffeine buffs to function the next day. I don't know how my coworkers manage to keep up constant small talk; they must've discovered some hack to communication. Or maybe they allocated their skill points to it? Seems impractical, I'm minmaxing for efficiency.

960 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11481 20:26

Google is Toilet Internet.
Its a literal Toilet.
Toilet Paper Aesthetics.
Bathroom stall interface.
The perfect business model:
Let the entire world shit in your bowl and then serve it right back.

961 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11482 09:34

The whole appeal of vtubers is that they say gross sex shit but while doing a toddler voice and acting embarrassed by what a horrible degenerate they are even though they are soooo iddy biddy widdle and kawaii. That's why only pedophiles watch them.

"UwU I am a goo goo gaga baby but I say sex words teehee hoohoo it's so leeeeeewd that I am such a filthy degen but also a widdle baby heehee you bakas don't draw lolicon of me OMG!!! So embarrassing and hot heehee hoohoo!"

Anyone who watches this shit should commit suicide immediately.

962 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11482 20:51

I would've probably smoked heroin on foil if I was in your situation. Have you tried drugs?

963 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11483 11:56

Mantine hasn't had a Remoraid on it since gen 4

964 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11484 19:03

Chinese Immortal Cultivation Guide
1.Mix sulfur and mercury together.
2.Drink it.
If youfre still alive, youfre an immortal

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965 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11485 02:13

To the doctor who told me to do that: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. My cheeks are clenched so hard they could split an atom. My leg cramps are getting leg cramps, I am watching every second tick down on that agonising 20 minute timer like it's the countdown to a bomb. It probably is. The effects of the suppositories have reached my stomach and my bladder is emitting war cries, clamouring for release from this torment. The Gates of Valhalla is at my butthole and they are about to break. I am going to have to run like a demented penguin in order to shit out this unholy concoction of a week of laxatives and six fucking suppositories. I know I'm backed up so bad that my intestines are like a well sealed over fermented beer Bottle but the explosion is coming and it brings only pain. If you think I was bleeding before just wait because my bladder feels like unholy vengeance itself and it will reign down apocalyptic fury on the masses. If any doctor wants to do an inspection after this they could shove their hand up there and come out clean because this is about to clear me out so bad that I'm gonna see next week's breakfast in that bowl. You couldn't have told me to be gentle and just work one at a time and clear out this blockage, no you had to tell me to get six of these ungodly dissolving demon dildos and shove them up my no hole. My entire body is tingling and groaning with the knowledge of the mass exodus that my body is about to commit. Ice got nothing on my bowels because I'm about to halve the population of substances in my body. My stomach is releasing the cries of the banshee as I curl up in pain ignoring the pleas of my ass cheeks to let go. This has been the most horrible unending 20 minutes of my life. Fuck you again. TL;DR: Never take 6 suppositories at once.

966 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11485 17:55

Are there still places in the world where you can actually smoke opium in a traditional setting, like the classic opium dens of old, or has that era completely disappeared outside of history books and Wong Kar-wai films? If not, is this something one could theoretically do in the comfort of their own home with the right setup? And, more importantly, how hard would it be to get both the necessary equipment and the opium itself in todayfs world?

Not saying Ifm trying to become a modern-day embodiment of a Qing Dynasty trader whofs been thoroughly bamboozled by the British, but, you know, if I were to fall into a deep, poetic addiction while lounging on a silk floor cushion in a dimly lit room, pipe in hand, staring wistfully at the ceiling as I contemplate the decline of empiresc how would I go about that? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

967 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11485 19:16

Thinking about medieval betrothals. Sworn to your future bride at the ages of ten and eight, playing together as carefree children, watching her blossom into woman, anxiously awaiting the day you make her yours. Zionists took this from us when they invented the steam engine.

968 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11486 10:41

If you ever see slot machine chairs outside of the facility they have more than likely been power washed free of human waste and are drying out for re seating.

969 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11486 22:25

Obviously Kendrick Lamar's music is deeply and irrevocably rooted in the African American experience, but equally he really is out there living every British man's dream (receiving widespread adulation for loudly and repeatedly calling a disliked acquaintance a paedophiile)

970 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11486 23:05

Going back to look at Wiibrew's wiki after all this time feels like walking into the remains of Pripyat, just years and years of the biggest homebrew scene explosion in all of gaming history now left where it was when it all suddenly faded out with only a few emulators being kept up to date to keep the dome from crumbling. It's the same feeling that comes up when you stumble onto an old message board or proboards forum and there's been no posts for years and even the spambots stopped posting, just an unsettling feeling like walking in will disturb the dead that remain, and if you do walk in it's just a stagnant shot of lives that moved on and might not even exist now, all sorts of injokes and community references to misunderstand, dead youtube links everywhere with the occasional live one coming as a surprise. Damned if the internet doesn't feel like diving into ruins after even just a decade. At least SHOUTcast radio for WiiMC still works even if the video server's long dead.

971 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11487 03:43

Y2K / WEB 1.0 Aesthetics without occult implications has never been tried.

972 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11488 09:33

My sister and her girlfriend once snuck into a restricted Peregrine Falcon nesting area late at night to have sex and then they got arrested by park rangers and had to pay a huge fine. But apparently the normally highly territorial and aggressive birds were OK with it because despite the numerous warning signs they didn't get attacked by falcons, so I guess it's illegal to provide birds with free gay sex demonstrations even if they're into that sort of thing.

973 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11489 03:03

i often feel jealous of male anglerfish. i feel like the moment when they see that pure & beautiful light in the darkness, yearn to merge w it forever, & then actually achieve that yearning, must be like the love between miltonfs angels, the total interpenetration with light haha

974 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11489 09:54

Probably another nasty lady without a minimum of clothes. Don't waste your time.

975 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11489 19:42

Wow. How happy I was to find reviewers of all sorts of games.

How impressed I was to see they have 7 years of experience.

How dosappointed to find a complete lack of content, material, information or c. anything.

Terrible waste of my time. You kids should take abyear off to improve the value of podcasts and watch boardgame reviewers to see how you could start making a quality product instead of this dribble. Terrible trash.

I am so sorry I ever found your waste of time uninformed chatter. Sad you are in this hobby. How about you take up fishing. Goodbye

976 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11489 21:56

Cows Suck

Wow, you just made me realize how much more cows and animations about cows really suck. Why don't you make a flash about something more interesting then retarded cows. Cows aren't even smart enough to avoid fires, in real life it would of burned to death being the dumb cow it is.

977 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11490 14:05

getting horny over an xkcd comic is so fucking embarrassing like "yes, the silly engineering stick figures made me moan" jfc kill me now.

978 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11490 16:51

I'd put my money on transformers personally - I know some people with strong opinions about which starscream version is the most breedable

But for actual cars I'd bet it works via tons of metaphors and possibly involves tow hitches

Edit: nope it's Pixar Cars and I've now officially read car smut. Apparently the car dick is in the undercarriage

979 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11491 15:16

Maybe the general point is perhaps more about the hate itself, the toxic expressions and the various ways in which it manifests in. If you're a game developer you face the edge of two extremes. If you happen to create something good then you're praised into the stars by the players and the consumers of your game. If you create something bad or something that doesn't fall into good taste then you're nailed to the cross and tormented by this audience. It's a really passionate audience, to softly express it. They're so passionate that they have certain commonalities with drunk football hooligans. But instead of getting drunk and rowdy on beer, the game that you create is the alcohol that they desire. They want to get drunk in it, lose and forget themselves inside it. And if the taste of that alcohol is not to their liking then they will want to destroy and vandalize things.

980 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11492 22:36

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had his hormones on his hip
Hormones on his hip

981 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11493 10:16

"Is it better to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature?" -Wise Dragon who taught me how to deal psychic damage with a slur.

982 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11493 22:34

Footage emerged about a week ago of her swimming in the top ten feet of water straight up. The metaphor basically writes itself that this creature, who lives in a lightless benthic zone, saw the surface of the ocean as its final act after swimming for an untold amount of time straight up. This is something a very limited number of other anglerfish probably have ever seen in all of history.

People see it as a stand-in for a life of struggle, only to be rewarded in the end with something unimaginable. In that context it's got biblical undertones. It's even got elements of the hero's journey to it.

983 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11495 16:20

I learnt that running around in frilly dress with huge sword looks very lovely.

984 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11495 21:10

I'm trying to find the 4D chess in this whole thing but it's definitely sounding like we're siding with Russia here.

985 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11496 15:19

she would not wear something that skimpy with a smile on her face

986 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11497 03:11

It started out that TJLCers were objecting less to toplock itself than to the "Dark Fuck Prince" phenomenon. Basically, people running away with Sherlock's claim that he's a "high-functioning sociopath" and making him into this cold, dark, rapacious top who hits poor vanilla John's arse like a Category 5 sex hurricane. So what TLJCers were reacting to initially was what they saw as an out-of-character presentation of Sherlock -- a rejection/denial of the emotional vulnerability, and, for lack of a better word, gentleness shown by him in S3. But the vast majority of TJLCers now have their heads shoved so far up their asses that they think all toplock is DFP.

987 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11497 13:12

...Why do you have pictures of cats and food in the menu of your Doom fan game? what is even GOING ON

988 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11497 15:21

I would absolutely pay $50 for a picture with [Jim] Norton, but only if we both already had AIDS.

989 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11498 03:41

Congratulations on getting literally NO POINT that was made in this entire thread and responding with the biggest pile of non-sequitur nonsense I've ever fucking seen!

Take your shitty project down.

Stop selling other people's work.

Fuck you.

990 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 05:30

"ok" 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

991 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 17:42

***Note: In some versions of the game, you will receive a ''Game Over'' if you destroy more than 3 vehicles, this is due to the current global climate with terrorism.

992 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 00:29

Nickfiver22 here and... today! I'm gonna be unboxing... this.. old irish dibbuk box that I found in an old tomb surrounded by still lit candles

993 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 10:10

I think intent is the primary difference. Most contemporary art seen in galleries exists either to please the eye, or to deliberately question some imaginary status quo. The former task is irrelevant, and the latter impossible, as observers will only look on intentional shock value with praise. However, both memes and fetish art differ from this. They usually start in very specific circles, intended only to communicate some idea. Therefore, when they stray outside their own circles, one can observe a certain purity of thought, unconstrained by thoughts of pleasing or shocking the viewer.

I truly believe fetish art is a new wave -- a kind of post-post-postmodern, neo-naivistic direction for art. Visual art has been trying to shock the viewer for a hundred years now, but these works can do it so effortlessly, it puts any that came before to shame.

994 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 11:48

The problem with fetish art is that it is Gooner content, and therefore is reducible to a basic commodity like any other p‚rnographic material. To the Gooner, there is no differentiation between this or that image of 'Sonic Feet Pics', thus, the individual 'Sonic Foot Pic' loses its status as art, and becomes a bare use-value, and enters into a commodity relationship, rather than an artistic one.

What is the implication of this? The main implication is that most Gooner content will be produced by computers, either through artificial intelligence, or through computer-aided templating, or some combination of the two. Original, bespoke works of gooner art with unique themes eventually become sublated by the use-value equivalent which contains those themes. At some point, no new themes can possibly be created. Every possible combination of fetish themes will have been created, and thus, all possible combinations will be sublated by their use-value equivalents, and transformed into replicable commodities. Within 20 years, Gooners will produce all images of this character with computers, each image costing pennies on the dollar. A vast catalogue of diffusion patterns and templates fulfills every desire that a gooner may have.

This doesn't abolish the fetish art, but it does eliminate the primary source of income for those artists.

995 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 14:08

>>994
Can confirm sites like e-hentai and rule34 are full of fucktons of AI-gen stuff these days.

996 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 15:41

I generally think of mind flayers as going by like ... sentient spider rules. Sure, they WANT things you might be able to provide. You're still made of food tho

997 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 20:42

Craft a new Man, beginning with a copy of you. From that copy, remove its ability to orgasm and grant it a face capable of staring very closely and intently towards anyone that looks at it. There is no limit on tbe number of people it can stare at at once

998 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 22:09

A six-year-old explaining where the missing cookies went is a better writer than Azimov ever was.

999 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11500 22:11

A six-year-old explaining where the missing cookies went is a better writer than Isaac Asimov ever was.

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