[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:38

>>1, when is it a good time to release the Mittens?

>>3, red-and-white striped.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:56

>>2, what is the best kind of condom for her pleasure?

>>4, the end of eternity.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:21

When will she come back to me, >>3?

because I love you so much, >>5

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:43

>>4 Why do you beat me?

>>6 Like chicken wings.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 01:36

>>5, how does it feel to hold a woman?

It certainly is, >>7

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:12

is it okay to have both male and female reproductive organs, >>6?

>>9 just like Walt Disney.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:28

Gee, I tried, but I just can't think of any question I'd like to ask >>7. Want to have a go at it, >>9?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:05

Will >>8 not screw this up?

>>9 picnics are not recommended.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:09

Is >>9 clearly more retarded than >>8?

Only once, but it was in a bank.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:24

Did >>10 ever get laid?

I hate myself and I want to die.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:39

>>11, why do you post on 4-ch?

I can't fucking stand them.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 06:04

What do you think of mittens, >>12?

( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:05

>>13 What is the universal quantifier eight times, exactly?

>>15 The Yoshinoya copipe, iirc.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:48

>>14, if I were to ask you to baffle me, what would you say?

Because I'm so alone, >>16.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:01

Why are you so bitter?

>>17 Take two advil and call me in the morning.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:38

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

>>18, go all the way down the hall, take a left, two doors on the right side. Look behind the fat maroon sofa.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 16:38

Where did I leave >>17's undergarments from last night?

>>19 because you have done so much for the Elitist Superstructure, and this thread.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 19:35

Why do the threads and characters I create become so popular, >>18?

An abyss so deep only rocks reside at the bottom, >>20.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:42

What's your favourite kind of abyss, >>19?

Because I miss playing with lego, >>21.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:44

（・∀・）　Grandpa, why are you so much sadder now that the internet has been invented?

No one will ever know, >>22

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:45

>>19, what is a phrase that makes one really desire to crack a joke that is of base nature?

Under the moon loli to issho

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 01:38

Bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

Because he types too slow.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 02:32

Why doesn't squeeks ever post anything on 4-ch?

Yes.

25 Name: \\\\\\\ : 1993-09-5175 02:37

>>26 Because it sucks.

Am I pregnant?

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:00

>>25, why does nobody like my personality?

>>27: Fuck yes.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:47

Will you be with me forever, >>26? :3

Don't, you'll just screw it up, >>28

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:22

>>27
Should I try to fellate my sister?

>>29
There were a million voices singing in unison.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:41

What happened when the internet was invented by Al Gore, using only his bare hands?

Buy six cases of deodorant.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 08:49

>>71 touched me. How can I get his gay smell off of me?

I don't swing that way, sorry.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 10:08

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1193854555/?

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1181790075/.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 21:59

Help, what can I do if everything I see sucks?

I prefer blonds.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 02:56

Anyways, >>32, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>34, should just stick with today's special.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 05:51

>>33, can you post something off-topic, please?

>>35, I don't think that's were you're supposed to stick that.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 09:13

>>34 Does a negi make a good dildo?

>>36 Yes, all Cretans are liars.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:14

>>35, I know you are a Cretan, and I have heard that all Cretans are liars. Is this true?

>>37, I'll tell you when you're older.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:40

>>36, how do I shot web?

>>38, only if chocolate-covered.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:00

Do you like bacon, >>37?

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 04:06

Did God create the world?

Zulu!

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:02

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 19:28

>>39, what's the phonetic alphabet word for 'z'?

>>42, not as stupid as >>40.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:00

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:06

Hello, the is the clairvoyant elevator from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and I will take you to level 3.

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:08

>>43
I've been cheating on you with the glass elevator from the Willy Wonka books.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 00:59

Why are yoy such a slut?

>>46 this is not a question why did you ask it?

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 01:05

etou...

>>47, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found something similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 04:09

What is one of the crappier memes to ever come out of something awful?

>>47 it carries out and is w...

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:20

>>47 Being necessary, the answering of the thing where I is advice of this image with question, what?

>>49 Being from the character which can do the answering and the preparation which I give to that it is good to take over.

49 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5179 20:19

>>48, would you please say something completely nonsensical for me?

>>50, mostly because of death metal, but also because of blank CD cases.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:37

>>49 Why do you hate America?

>>51 That's what she said!

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:51

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

The lowest I'll go is $50.

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 02:15

What was >>23's question again?

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 05:20

>>52: What does Squeek's face look like again?

>>54: That's not funny. I'm very sensitive about that.

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 19:56

>>53 So, how did your brother die anyway?

>>55 Because it's winter

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 20:24

>>54 Why do you hate yourself and want to die?

>>56 turned the gun on himself

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:13

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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into the whole killing other people thing.
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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into that either, >>57.
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57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:23

Death Metal. Personally, I can't stand it. How about you, >>56?

>>58 The King of the World say it be so.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:44

How do you not like Death Metal? Are you a woman?

>>14

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 05:48

>>58 you must be a ROCKING HARD MAN.

I'd have to agree with your statement >>60 it was quite well presented.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:27

Most people are just barely putting up with your bullshit and would kick you to the side of the road given the slightest chance.

Oh, fuck you.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:44

So, >>60, have you ever been caught masturbating behind the ladies' toilets?

>>61, I think it's a little cheesy for my tastes.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:46

What Would Jesus Do?

That was a terrible pun.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 19:51

Did you hear about the ox who ran headlong into the porpoise, then tried to claim it was an oxident?

Because they wear out after only a couple weeks.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

>>63, what is your motivation for buying so many of those anime figurines?

>>65 because >>71 is a prick

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

Why do my penises bleed after sex?

For I am a great demon lord come to rape and pillage this board!

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 22:46

>>65 Why do I have such scaley skin?

>>67
2012

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:00

What number did the scale display when you stepped on it?

It's never been funny.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:55

When was "that's what she said" first considered funny?

It's due next Wednesday.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 01:27

When do you get the results of your HIV antibody test?

Smurf porn.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 04:37

Why were you kicked out of the Marines?

BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 06:42

Why did you invade iraq?

I told you not to touch it, now look, its infected.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:42

What's this greenish lump?

It turned into a greenish lump.

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:59

What happened to your finger?

A waste of time, indeed.

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 08:24

What do you think of posting on DQN?

I told you to leave that dog alone. Now you have aids.

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 09:11

>>79 fuck off.

>>73 I lost it :<

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:04

What happened to the sheet of instructions I gave you for this thread?

No, but maybe if you get naked.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:35

Would you dip your dick into the toilet water for 20 bucks?

Nah I lost my taste for it after my left ear got bitten off by one.

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:16

Care for some weasel?

I suspect we all are, in some small way.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:29

You've been trying to kill me, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!

They've been running around in the crawlspaces between the walls of my home, spying and conspiring against me.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 21:13

>>79 You say you've run into some of my past girlfriends?

>>81 Heh, yeah, I guess it sorta is.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 13:15

Getting high is pretty cool isnt it, >>80?

No no, I dont do that anymore >>82

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 16:23

Sex is fun isn't it?

Then they wanted to watch some porn with me.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 17:34

>>82 So billy, what did Fr.Michael and Fr.John want?

>>84 Its easier to reach that way

84 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5187 09:19

>>83, why do you stand on your toes when you pee in a toilet?

>>85, mostly hair gel, but there's some bread in there, too.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 09:54

What's in your pinku bento box today?

Extra green onion, please.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 14:01

Are you sure there isn't something you would rather have instead of extra sauce?

Because we will nuke it.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:13

Aw, you don't wanna come with me to see my relatives in North Korea? Why not?

It's been like that as long as I can remember.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 21:09

>>87, how long as somethingawful.com been a stupid, annoying, unfunny website?

>>89, why yes, I would love one of those about now.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 01:14

>>88 Hey, would you like a cheeseburger?

>>90 I wish I'd done that.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 05:58

>>89 I became JISAKU JIEN

>>91 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
That's why, silly panda.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 07:11

Why am I still seven years old?

A few times, but it never really caught on.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 15:43

Would you fuck a mudkip? If you were a mudkip yourself, I mean.

A piece of string.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 18:38

What is the strangest thing you've ever put in your urethra?

Third degree burns across 45% of my body.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:30

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How did you like the grilled mitten?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cheech & Chong, ding dong, Donkey Kong!

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:46

About twice as big as a grape tomato.

What are the words to Bernard Herrmann's "Twisted Nerve" from the Kill Bill soundtrack?

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:41

Just how big is your ego, anyway?

No, and I'm insulted that you would even ask!

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:54

Are you a big fat butt?

I'm a big fat butt.

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 07:14

Just what are you, anyway?

I thought that was illegal.

99 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5189 07:20

>>98, would you like a job selling drugs to schoolchildren?

>>100, I was expecting more from you. And leave him out of this.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 08:40

>>99 Is it true that you see in your mother the transsexual man of your dreams?

>>101 It doesn't work without it.

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