[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:21

What's your favorite thing about a woman's personality?

Therapeutic moisturizing cream.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:24

What's that white stuff everywhere?

An alternative to funerals.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:26

Can you describe necrophilia in four words?

If I could have a girlfriend like Kona-chan, I would, but otherwise, I wouldn't be willing to do that.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:15

Break laws involving age?

WD-40

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 03:52

What do they put in McDonald's milkshakes?

A crowbar, probably.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:01

wat

Shavo Odadjian

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:10

Who is someone that the next poster doesn't care about.

The shortest short bus on Earth could not handle retardation of that level.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:24

>>408-409 is a double nigger

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:26

WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE THREAD?

John Dolmayan

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:27

Who is Manic the Hedgehog's hero?

Sparta

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:42

What's a band that I always meant to check out but never did?

Royal semen

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:17

What do you think royal rainbow would look like in even gayer version?

No, and she forgot to give it back.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 11:15

So, did your mother take your virginity with your consent?

I really don't care.

416 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5350 11:51

By the way I think I have yet to mention that I am running a stage 1 Gentoo installation with sick CFLAGS. Since I've overclocked the best nVidia has to offer I have enabled every visual effect. I'm using a patch to make the cube have more ploygons to use additional virutal desktops. I hadn't mentioned it, right? Right?


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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 20:01

What is the best thing to say to a Beosfag?

kjoGHWI*URTH*&)_RH@*$&RHE NO CARRIER

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:26

Hello, NYNEX? May I speak to your sales department, please?

مایلم نخستین یادداشت امسال را به مقوله نوآوری به منزله تابلوی راهنمای سال جدید و بحث پيرامون برخی ‏ملزومات ونیز موانع نوآوری در ایران امروز اختصاص دهم و به مسئولیت ها ومشکلات دولت در این باب ‏اشاره کنم.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 23:38

Buenas tardes/noches. ¿Habla usted inglés? Necesito ayuda. ¿A donde va este tren/autobús?

I'd say about 60%. Not that I know the first thing about the topic.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 19:03

What percentage of people in San Francisco are gay?

65536x65536

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 20:18

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾, what kind of resolution are you running these days?

Dolly Parton's engorged bosom.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 21:25

What is the worst use of plastic products?

Silent but deadly.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 21:14

Who are ninjas?

NO. YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

424 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5353 21:25

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Yaranyaika?
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　I'm going to have to ask you to stop that, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:12

Can I rub my elbow in your eyesocket?

You know that's illegal in all 50 states, Washington DC, Canada, the Dominican Republic, and is just about probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:13

I just broke into some sap's house, stole all his shit, and killed his kids. What now, bitch?!

But the instructions say TWO eggs!

427 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5354 00:17

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　I'm going to have to ask you to use THREE eggs.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Don't worry, I've got your chump right here. I know I can make him use three of 'em.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:34

How many fingers should go in the throat?

Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 06:29

So, is there any games that every best friend in the world forgets to return to the rightful owner?

Ask Mike, he might know the answer, because he's doing it almost every day.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 10:25

How's anal sex?

The frog's not alive anymore.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 13:58

How's the frog going since Gaile went away?

And yet I thought DQN was a friendly place.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 14:51

>>431 Have you heard, mr.293 called mr.292 "a smartass knowitall buttkissing fuckmitten"? (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1188947808/292-293)

>>433 Yeah, that's why that fatty nerd hit him!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 00:27

The other nerd claimed that the one cliffhanger in Star Trek is just one episode.

Just another question that gives a headache to the person who attempts to answer it.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 11:11

How do I shot web

DQN DQN LOLWUT?!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:20

You act like you're from /b/. Where are you from?

Your request has triggered the archival process for thread 1193768411

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:56

I don't have a witty question for that.

Fuck you.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 02:25

So... I was kind of drunk last night. What did you guys do to me anyway?

Oh, but of course. As a logical objectivist, I wouldn't have it any other way.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 03:58

Would it really be right to ejaculate into my wife's cereal every morning?

About 2 gallons per day.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 08:29

About how much are you ejaculating?

no, no, there is no way that you can put it inside there.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 10:27

Some boy on the street told me to "stick it in the pooper". I blushed and ran away. Though I'm not sure... should I do as he said?

Hey, that was MY money!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 13:55

Is it OK if I bought myself something with some guy's money?

PACHUKA.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:02

I just wrote a new book. What should I call the 100 tentical monster?

I dig

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:24

Are you going to dig your grave or do I have to shoot you right now?

Sorry, Mr. President, my wife ate it.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:09

Hey Cheney, where's that pile of $10,000,000 in $1 bills I promised Osama for 9/11? I swear it was right here.

I can only carry 50 chickens at a time.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:38

Tyrone, tell me again why you can't cater our annual black pride meeting?

She wanted to play with my Wii.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:47

How did you know she was wiitarded?

Hala bubla.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 09:04

What do you say right before you climax to your partner?

It's really the reason I don't spend money on them any more.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 13:26

Don't you hate how oppai balls nowadays are just made of plastic filled with gel-type stuff, instead of real woman-flesh donated from the morgue?

Yeah I'm going to go back over there soon. This shit is just unacceptable.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:53

There was a 100 yen discount at Yoshinoya, and it was extremely crowded, what will you do?

Al Gore's house.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:54

Where the fuck are you?

COCKS

451 Name: ( °ヮ^) : 1993-09-5362 01:20

What do you call a bunch of free, wet, squishy, flapping roosters?

Never again, son.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 06:28

Dear dad,
I spent all money of our family gambling, then crashed your car and caused a fire that destroyed our house... Dad, will you belt me for this?

Hello? I can't hear you! Hello? Hello? Please speak louder! I can't hear a thing... hangs up

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:10

Hello, I am here with Credit Repair incorporated, and I can save you a bundle on interest and late fees.

Mexico

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:20

Which country is supposed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Shoruken

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:43

Wait... you said you were cosplaying Naruto and then you got WHAT in your ass?

He tried to take a dump on Red Square.

456 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5362 18:10

Why are you crying?

Pickles.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 20:35

My friend sent me a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA but I can't open it right now. Could you possibly tell me what's there?

Yep, at first it was so hard to understand. But later I felt that it was so dynamic and filled with the action!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 21:29

What are you, some kind of faggot?

It's what's for breakfast.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 23:07

Hey nurse! Nurse! Something just came out of my butt. Can you tell me what it is?

An octagon.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 04:33

I said AN OCTAGON JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT. jeez. You need new batteries for that hearing aid.

Looks like soap to me.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 04:41

What!? Something got all over you that made you forget to ask a question? What did it look like?

Well, you take a left at the next stop sign.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 15:09

Hey, I'm looking for the bus to perdition. Can you tell me where the bus stops?

Coldly and without any hint of emotion.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 15:12

What's having sex with Golgo 13 like?

I didn't do it, blame Squeeks.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:06

Why is the DQN RSS/Live bookmark feed broken?

Thirty-three.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:41

How do you pronounce >>33さん's name?

Forty-six and five

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:46

Uh, doctor, what is a normal human body temperature?

I checked it very thoroughly and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:07

Are you sure we should rape this 9 year old girl?

Dat's cause I'm a tru nigga.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:18

Why does your car have insanely huge wheels?

Hexavalent chromium.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 03:42

What do you recommend in a metal surface treatment for this part? It has to be hard, tough, extremely resistant to corrosion and wear. Oh, and insanely poisonous.

Mup da doo didda po mo gub.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 04:06

Tell me one argument why is your race superior?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 10:12

Why did I find 3 dead kids in my front lawn?

To be honest, I really didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would despite all the hype behind it. I got all ready for it too and was seriously let down due to it being too short.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 10:58

?????????

Cock goes in mouth, vagina, and ass.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 14:06

What was it your mom told me again?

Parsimonious.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:14

What is a word that 99% of English speaking people don't understand.

Nissan Twin Turbo Z.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:20

You flushed WHAT down the toilet?

Only if I can yell it as loud as possible.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:27

Will you please tell some lie about who is guilty in the case?

It is one of the few things that is made in China, but isn't junk.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 00:16

<丶｀∀´> Tell me nida what is hanja nida~~?

It has to be true; I read it in Ha'aretz!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 04:34

Hala bubla?

HELLO JAPANESE, I AM HAPPY YANKEE

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 04:51

日本人がない。貴方ですか？

Thanks to advancements in science and medicine, that is no longer a worry.

480 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 09:12

I just sucked you off. Does that make us gay?

No. I don't think so. Not for another 30 or so years.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 09:58

Do you think the advancements in science and medicine are advanced enough that I won't become gay by touching balls with another man?

No. You cannot rub your balls against mine.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 00:54

Wanna play some b-ball?

My wife thought it was creepy when I revealed to her that I had amassed a collection of 11,284 pictures I had taken of her and 4 pairs of panties I had stolen from her before we even met, but she was flattered nonetheless.

483 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5367 11:52

so i herd u liek mudkips.

No. I don't......

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 13:00

Do you think you're capable of not failing?

Chad Warden's from Gay Town.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 00:25

How gay is Chad Warden?

Equal to the number of Catholic priests that are sex offenders.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 03:55

Hey, >>485, how many times have you been molested?

No, my penis does not do that under normal atmospheric pressures.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 07:05

Hey, do you think it would be possible for you to get an erection while standing under the unbelievably dense gas giant atmosphere of Jupiter?

I was trying to download a Clinton screen saver.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 10:49

Why is there a white mark on your dark skirt?

I figured out eventually that I need to reboot.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 12:12

How is your mother after the bukkake?

I haven't had two ages ago.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:11

>>489, were you the one that keeps sage'ing this thread??

I would say that that is one of the signs of an infection.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:38

Short, wiggly tentacles have started to sprout from my eyeballs. I think it's because I've been watching too much anime, but what do you think?

Koreans. Both south and north.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 02:48

<丶｀∀´> Where could I find some kimchi nida

<丶｀∀´> So the great nation of Corea will come before japan in alphabetical order nida

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 06:54

Why did the written Latin alphabet begin differentiating between the phonemes /g/ and /k/ in the 3rd century BC?

Thus always to tyrants.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 08:09

What is the English translation of the state motto of Virginia?

No, I could never do that after seeing that horrible Sweeny Todd movie.

495 Name: ( °ヮ^) : 1993-09-5375 20:34

Did you have your period this month?

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 20:34

I would never mess up a post like that, are you serious?!

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:36

Hahahahahaha you fucked up your post you dumb piece of shit you think you're funny hahhahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahha die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die died eie dide die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die di eidm die die die die die die die die die die die die die die e die die die die die die die

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:47

What did >>495 do?

Sometimes. But I also think that Americans could use more lube.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 06:16

Are you a real tightwad?

No, I've never injected that.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 13:37

Intravenous liquid eyeliner is supposed to make sexier?

Female Trouble is the best movie ever.

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