[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 22:39

Has Germany cleaned up its act since Kistallnacht?

Because we love each other

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 23:15

Why do we always get arrested for indecent exposure when we go out in public?

Go on baby, it won't bite. I promise.

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:28

Can I play with your snake?

Mercury, the metal, not the planet.

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 15:50

What do they put in silver dental fillings?

Ayanami Rei.

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:43

What villain is responsible for neglecting this great thread?

Slavic tribes.

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:49

Who really owns the media?

A condom, a piece of foam rubber, a Pringle's can, and an o-ring.

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 05:33

What did you put in my bento this time?

Even though I anticipated it all week, I ended up blowing it up.

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 08:59

What did you do regarding your prostate exam?

I really liked it, my foot hurts now though.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 17:02

Well? What did you think of my newly forged iron codpiece?

Don't feed it after midnight.

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 02:50

I caught a loli, how do I keep her hungry?

That's disgusting. You're sick!

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:48

Excuse me, pizza delivery for Mike Hawk. Pepperoni right?

Yes, please keep doing it.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:58

Do you enjoy having your genitals rubbed vigorously with coarse sandpaper?

Lead.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 10:58

What's your favorite kind of pipe?

That's what she said.

314 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 11:34

Is it in yet?

Don't ask me, ask Squeeks.

315 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 12:28

Are you Squeeks?

My name is Squeeks.

316 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:00

Why are you masturbating loudly under my daughter's bedroom window?

It's where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

317 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:16

What is the Elitist Superstructure of DQN?

Unique.

318 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:09

What is it?

No.

319 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:11

Can I have a cookie?

Eat a butt.

320 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:21

No.

Why?

321 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:32

You've just messed up the whole question/response dynamic we had going here.

Liver of blaspheming jew.

322 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 20:35

What are McDonald's hamburgers really made of?

Mountain. Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages. Sky. Blue sky. Something visible, something invisible. Sun. Something unique. Water. Something agreeable. Commander Ikari. Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless. Sky. Red, red sky. Red color. Red color that I hate. Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood. A woman that does not bleed. Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans. Town. Something that humans made. Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made. Humans are things which humans made. The things I possess are my life and mind. The vessel of a mind. Entry plug, the throne of a soul.

Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?

I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me. This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me. A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself. My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else. Who is there before me? Ikari-kun. I know this person. Major Katsuragi. Dr. Akagi. People, my classmates. The pilot of Unit Two. Commander Ikari. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

323 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 21:21

Could you post some deconstructionalist flim-flam for me?

Well, that depends on what the definition of the word "DQN" is.

324 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 01:09

Does it make sense to post erotic Lord of the Flies fanfiction here?

Maxwell 4.7 GB DVD+R

325 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 12:52

What is DADDYCOOL inserting into his penis these days?

i'm a big fat butt

326 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 14:22

What type of butt are you?

The cap of a bic pen.

327 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 15:46

What's up the chicken butt?

Because they are telepathically controlling President Bush's mind.

328 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 09:12

daddy why do chickens run around like that after you do the pen cap thing and then chop their heads off?

329 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:29

Why did you have to go and ruin it?

Extra spicy.

330 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:56

What exactly is Amu-chan from Shugo Chara?

It's a product of the special flow-through design.

331 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 13:14

Why do laxatives make me poop so much?

USB Dongles.

332 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:31

What weapon am I gonna get?

It is a pejorative term used to refer to dark-skinned people, mostly those of Black African ancestry. For centuries, it has held negative connotations, and in modern times, in most contexts, it is considered a racial slur. However, it can be a synonym for "person" in a controversial effort to "reclaim" the word for general use.

333 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:48

Why's this nigga so crazy, nigga?

Nigga please.

334 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 01:19

How dare you say "Nigga"! Will you please me more polite?

BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

335 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 07:20

What shoul I do, Chuck?

ξ・∀・）

336 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 14:19

YOU DID IT!! HOWWW>>>????

337 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 15:30

Eh? Wot?

338 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 21:03

Can you not do it right please?

My cat is getting pretty old.

339 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:15

Haven't you got anything better to do than get threads back on track?

That's a pretty crap answer to my question, by the way.

340 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:50

What is love?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!11

341 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:01

What would make a great spoiler?

My dog's been spayed.

342 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:02

Why is your dog.... odd?

343 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:37

Would you do me a favor and ignore this question?

I'd rather not have my face implode.

344 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:54

Wow! Would you just look what the large hadron collider is doing now?

Bu-n

345 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:55

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? OH WAIT... THATS BU-N NO BURN

ANAL SEEPAGE

346 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 01:25

WHAT IS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!!!

Eliot Spitzer

347 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 02:23

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That depends on whether we're talking about transference of consciousness into a new body at regular intervals, or indefinite preservation of the body.

348 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:23

Are you a zombie?

Orange Pekoe.

349 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:35

What's broken now, >>348 ?

Not since >>252

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 12:05

>>349 What happened to ittens?
>>351 PARTY HARD

351 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5321 13:43

WHAT IS IT TIME TO DO?
ANAL SEEPAGE

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:45

What's that on your chin?

Only when I laugh.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:57

When do you choke?
Emergency Mittens

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:09

When Cardcaptor Sakura shouted "Release!", what was she REALLY talking about?

Was Tomoyo's stalking character learned behavior, or inherited?

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:11

Can You Answer With A question?
Tomatoes

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 20:36

Have you discovered any life-forms better able to learn the principles of this thread than DQN?

Both. Remember Sonomi's relationship with Nadeshiko.

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 23:17

Are you male or female?

Engineer.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:45

who in the thousands pits of hell made that dildo protruding from your ass?

bowler hat.

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 00:42

Is there anything a man can wear that's more homosexual than a feather boa?

Kind of like Cool Ranch Doritos.

360 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 05:37

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

361 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:08

Zhqt the hell kind of French keybqrd lqyout doesn*t qlloz for eqsy use of qccented chqrqcters§

The Mossad.

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:10

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

363 Name: Jack Phoenix : 1993-09-5334 20:14

What was your originary face before you were born?

Sweet like child tears at a baptism.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:35

What does your anus taste like?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, >>364.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:42

Could you please address the answer to this question to yourself, >>364?

A fist-sized ball of fish kimchee.

366 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:47

What did you find in the treasure box?

KAGE WA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU~

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 10:57

Could you give me a single proof of what kind of weeaboo you are?

Interesting.

368 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:00

I found seven more uses for a ship rib!

Well it's because the previous answer was not phrased as a reply to a question.

369 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:04

Did you know I can suppress my gag reflex?

G=[n'μ(0)'+n''μ(0)''+n'''μ(0)''' + RT(n'+n''+n''') ln P]+ RT(n' ln y' + n'' ln y'' + n''' ln y''')

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:54

What noise do I make on the toilet every night?

It makes you jump.

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 22:29

What happens if I push the 'B' button?

It was there yesterday.

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 01:53

It's soooo beautiful....

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 00:52

How did the R-34 Nissan GT-R look?

the worst thing that could ever happen to a computer.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 13:07

What's an erection?

Only if you promise you'll marry me one day.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 14:09

Excuse me, may I pass through here?

There are four lights.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 16:25

Why is it so bright in here?

Frosted.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 21:08

What happened to the butts?
I'll the you later.

378 Name: Un Panda : 1993-09-5343 01:56

Puis-je vous inviter pour le thé?

Nein.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:14

Weilst du mit mir ein eis essen gehen?

A Smith and Wesson.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 22:57

What goes best with uncooked oatmeal that isn't dairy and, preferrably, is low in sugar?

Check under the bed.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:16

Where the fuck is the cat?

Serj Tankian

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:20

Who is the best singer?

John Kerry.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 01:01

Who's yo daddy?

She tearfully admitted that she'd had sex with around 100 men in her life, but insisted she had changed.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40

Who is Jamie Lynn Spears?

A FUCKING ASSFUCKER

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 05:23

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

Rollers.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:16

What's rolling?

Red meat.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 20:37

Wait... what did they use in those kebabs?

Stolen panties.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:22

What did you get for Christmas?

Haskell.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:44

What did you name the cat?

Dysentery.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:47

Why do furfag threads on 4chan keep getting sage'd?

Idealization

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 03:49

What do furfags do to moot?

Monopolization of the market.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 08:07

What's the goal of your favorite board game?

http://127.0.0.1/phpmyadmin

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 11:31

OMG GUYS HOW DO I H4X WEB SIGHT?

The communist manifesto.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:11

>>393
http://www.mithral.com/~beberg/manifesto.html What's that?

>>395
He must be honored.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:19

How do you think my friend feels about getting butt-raped by me when I was drunk the other night?

I let my wife watch me play Super Mario World for at least 3 hours every day. She truly has a happy life.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:35

You've kept your wife locked in the basement for the past 10 years? What does she do all day? Moral objections aside, it must be rather boring.

I get it, I get it! I just don't think the Pope is responsible is all!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 04:57

HAGGER?

Daron Malakian

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 13:53

Ah, so you were molested as a child. By who, may I ask?

She smells like strawberries.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:38

What's the smell of her sweet pussy juices? Does her follow the rule "salty coins and milk"?

I don't know why, but I suddenly love mittens.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:42

So how's it going with the preschooler you kidnapped yesterday?

ASS AND TITTIES. ASS ASS AND TITTIES.

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