[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:51

Yesterday you told me you do it today. What happened?

Simultaneously everybody in the room falls down.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 03:57

How can I tell if the guests at my party have had enough sake-soaked Fancy Hearing Cake?

Building Gundam papercrafts. Watching Cowboy Bebop on Blu-Ray. Making love to a supermodel.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:18

What expensive and pointless activities should I be doing now?

$15.38

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:22

How much money would you pay to see Palin's pooter?

997

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:33

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

The Secret.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 18:14

What should I name my first child?

notfourchan.net

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 23:28

Know of any sites with loli guro stuff?

Queers, Jews, and queer Jews.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 17:51

Who runs this place anyway?

I found it under my bed.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:10

DICKS!

DICKS!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:37

What did >>909 have for breakfast?

Oh, I put that in a towel at the bottom of the linen closet.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 06:24

Where did all my cereal go?

With an immense boulder.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 09:32

How do I learn to swim?

Chuck Norisu

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 10:47

Who is the toughest weeaboo ever?

When we reach 1,000.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 17:27

When will we know what >>0 was for Hallowe'en?

I would pull my tongue out, cut it into little pieces and feed it to my hamster, Roy.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:32

>>914 How will you prove that you will not talk to the enemy when interrogated?

Mythrill

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40

What's a really gay name to give my half-orc fairy character?

With your fists.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 10:06

how do I anally satisfy a woman?

Dead kittens

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 19:06

I can't think of anything better than mittens -can you?

Iranian

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:07

Fill in the blank: Depleted is to Uranium as Poor is to ______
challenge: make the answer be only two letters off from Uranium!

The Vigniere cypher

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:12

What is a great way to conceal critical information?

That is the dumbest argument in the history of people trying to use logic.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:33

Hey, why not be a christian? Even if you're wrong you've still lived a good and moral life, right?

No, sir, I will do no such thing!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 17:41

could you turn off the internet for me, please?

tanasinn

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 19:10

Hey, what would you do with a sun lamp in a confessional?

derp derp derp

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:06

Who's Rob Schneider?

If you want fackin, ask DHG.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:50

>>924
Pardon me, good sir, but where might I be able to locate some fack?

>>925
You're a fucking tit if you think that.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 03:37

Did >>925 format his post correctly?

In many cases, yes, but most of the time you're going to be stuck with a surplus of pork.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 09:13

Is it possible for the common man to get a bill passed through congress?

That would result in a volatile combination.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 20:43

So what would happen if I ran into a car really, really fast?

I'm not answering that, you sick, sick, freak.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 22:07

Which mitten-sized pair of objects do you enjoy kneading the most?

Twice. Exactly twice. Well, relativistically speaking anyways. But I could have done it three times if I wanted to!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 23:54

>>929, how many times have you been anally tentacle fucked willingly?

>>931, yes, we have paid penance

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 03:58

Haven't we paid penence to the nuguns?!

Last time, i've heard, Aleena was at the appartnmeant next to the store.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 02:01

What happened when Emily crashed into a truckload of ales?

Can questionable cause and effect occur simultaneously in one argument?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 20:10

Of course. Happens all the time.

Well, I've narrowed it down to either Ron Popiel or Aya Hirano. But I'm not sure which one.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 00:05

Who's your running mate as the Libertarian nominee for President going to be?

A hat that lets the air in.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:35

what should I call the invisible lightweight hat?

the tallest dwarf.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:48

My cousin said he was the coolest guy at Otakon, but that's like being... uh...

No, that will only happen after we reach 1,000 posts.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:37

Is there any hope of a loli appearing that I can be to isshou under the moon?

We haven't actually tested that. Well, as a matter we're not even sure it's a real feature.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:47

So, lolibot 2000 has a working vagina. Is it tight enough for my micropenis?

You should recompile your life with the --DQN switch.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:09

I tried to get a loli to follow me home, but she called the cops - what do I do?

Yes, yes - this will make excellent barfs.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:16

I ate a mushroom pizza, and I am drinking several cans of cheap beer. Will anything good ever happen to me?

That is because the guy from Honda that built ASIMO is also built the lolibot 2001.

941 Name: ヾ("@⌒▽⌒@)ノ : 1993-09-5530 06:45

Beck said he was going to shoot a music video featuring lolibots. Why?

Well, boys think drills are romantic and stuff.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:16

Why did Matt drillfist me?

BECAUSE I SAID SO

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:23

Why do I need to do homework for this class that is about dead faggot poets that are insecure about their lives?

It is called The Mantle Project.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:50

We should create the ultimate time-traveling cybernetic superbeing that (or who, it's been debated whether it should even be called a person) will in the future become both >>997-san and just somebody who will ask a question and provide an answer to a question that hasn't been asked yet.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:52

Try the Konami code, it might actually work.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:07

There is a girl cosplaying as a video game character. How do I get her to have sex with me?

It feels like posting in the "The previous poster is a nerd" thread.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 02:29

What does it feel like to have sex with your little sister?

You can have the club sandwich, but room service and $10,000 hookers are out of the question.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:14

I'm an ordinary gambler. What can I get for free?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:32

What did Johnny Mnemonic say to the bellboy?

A bit like butt-fucking Oprah while singing to the depths of Mordor.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 03:31

What is playing WoW like after you hit level 70?

Three pounds of flax.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 05:21

Hail Eris?

Rock of Love Charm School does.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:57

Does anybody want to take my extra leg from me? It's a bother to have 9.

You should get better speaker.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:34

OH GOD! MY COMPUTER IS MELTING! AND MAKING THESE HORRIBLE NOISES!!! WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!?

don't ask stupid questions.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 00:30

I still don't understand this Discordianism shit. Who is Eris, why is she such a bitch, and what does she want with my pineal gland?

You were born to do this, and by 'born' I mean expertly raffled and hand-picked by a senile old Japanese man.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 01:32

why we live?

i don't even understand what you said :p

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 02:19

Why not won't you not not die?

Because >>955 is just wearing a panda suit to sway the ladies. I know better, though.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:23

Oh man, why do I have a huge, painful erection all of a sudden?

Your Signal to Noise ratio is crap; that's why your mother disowned you.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 23:00

>>957, why did mother leave, though?

>>959, A LARGE QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 01:15

Missiles passed the third defensive line, and hit a chick in ther boobs. WTF?

The other Toaplan games.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 08:12

why are you a dick?

OMGWTFBBQ

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 12:51

LOL WUT?

I happen to like soy sauce on my omelet dammit!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:17

and why would we care if a 7 liter bottle of soy sauce is discounted 7%?

that's what your mother said after last night.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:43

( ゚ ヮ゚) mittens!

they need to do way instain mother

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 17:31

What kinds of stupid posts make me want to go back to SAoVQ?

This.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 00:14

Where is the best place to puke?

Your post.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 01:56

This is the third time you've stopped me today. What do you want from me?

Science!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 04:28

What did she blind me with?

Sue me, cocksucker.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 05:09

Good sir, what do you say to these charges placed against you accusing you of serving poo during your tenure as apprentice chef at the popular Rei's Diner establishment?

Don't come near my daughter!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:59

I need a cum dumpster who is nearby?

It is what happens when China supports intellectual property.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 12:47

If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Speak english please - not moonspeak.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 20:16

yaranaika?

Baneus Singollo wanted me to suck his cock. That's why I kicked him out. :|

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 23:54

Where did my parrot go?

Why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off and get yourself some help?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 14:10

I think this gaping chest wound is scaring the customers away. Should I try to plug it with a wad of tissue or something?

It costs one million dollars.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 07:41

How much did you spend on that hooker, bro?

You happened to have guessed what was on my mind, but contrary to belief it cannot be solved by one dick alone.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 17:37

>>974, what did you do for Hallowe'en?

>>976, use a low-pass filter.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 00:50

I am a lousy singer. What must I do to become a star?

Space is the final frontier, that is the frontier 1 or 2 lines before it.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:45

I really hope Macross Frontier is the last one ever, that shit sucked.

Even that can be solved with a little love.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 05:35

Help, you're the only person I can come to. I just raped this cute girl and she's in my bedroom, I have no idea what to do, it was my hormones raging. I didn't even want to do it, I wish it never happened. I need advice, also don't tell me to rape her again.

that was not a question why did you ask it

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 07:57

That wasn't not an un-question, or was it?.

Add larger amounts of the two, stir generously, then sing the Lucky Star theme song.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:03

Should I put weed or shrooms in this melted chocolate?

As long as it's legs can reach the floor, it'll be fine.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:21

I am about to drop my six-week old infant from the top balcony of the entrance hall in my palace interior. Is this alright?

Syphillis and Gonorrhea.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 18:11

What were those cities that God destroyed in the Bible again because of homosexuality? They started with "S" and "G" right?

What you need to do is unplug the computer, open it up, and take the fan out (it should be pretty obvious where it is). Then close it back up and turn the computer back on again. Your computer should now function normally.

Note: we cannot be held legally responsible by any damage caused by following our instructions. For educational purposes only.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 05:54

OK. As per your instructions, I have the Marijuana seedlings resting on the motherboard, the water cooling system has been rerouted to the soil, and the ventilation fan and growing lights are firmly attached to the top of the chassis. However, now my computer won't boot. What do I do?

Kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, coast.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:46

I just discovered that my R-34 Skyline GT-R is not working like the car magazine said it would . What do I do now?

An alternative to Wuthering Heights in semaphore.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:49

What was the deal with that Pokemon seizure episode?

Drink Coke, play again

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:34

I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the first time. What should I do now?

Flee to the UK, things are better there.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:52

I am a tea lover but I feel opressed by American culture, what should I do?

Pictures of sweaty muscular abs.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:06

So which of my stalker photos of schoolgirls were the best?

Only if >>999´s answer will find his question.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 02:18

If 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, what question should I have been asking?

That event was clearly an example of a time paradox.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 15:59

Why was Bush declared the winner before the votes were counted?

Just blow on it, or clean it with windex.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:32

My Computer is refusing to read my animu discs halp?

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:47

What are mittens?

Not until Friday.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:51

When will this thread disappear?

Smooth and mellow, with a pleasantly woodsy aftertaste.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:02

>>993, I hear you are a connoisseur of fine, edible tables. Tell me, what does an elaborate, ornate oak table taste like after maturing for 140 years?

>>1000

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 22:04

          ​‌‍‎‏?

No, those people are monsters. What got done in the name of science, it’s very frightening.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34

There are some mormons at my door. SHould I answer it?

lol no

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34

Did I 999GET yet?

Only with the most tender love.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35

How will this thread end?

THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35

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