What are your thoughts on "The American Dream"?
Hey nigger, it's just a sailor uniform. QED.
So I take it you are from 4chan, then?
First, we determine what the problem actually is.
And so i'm having sex with a hot girl, what is wrong with this situation
A wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
What excuse could I ever have for using the word "hoonery"?
A custard pie in the face.
What happens when the 3 stooges try to bake a pie?
Where are all the fat people in Japan?
That will happen as soon as the women's sumo league has as many viewers as the men's.
When will we finally see a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama?
It tastes better once you take it out of the bottle.
Why does ramnune take like a marble?
That is why you never see girls shitting.
My eyes were clawed out by a bear, why God, why!?
A mexican lorry driver, and a hell of a lot of lube.
How do most illegal immigrants enter the US?
Well, he's no Cyan Helkaraxe, that's for sure.
Who programmed this BBS?
The only thing a fat fetishist desires more than a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
Have you seen those goddamned Bibendum cosplayers?
The last time I saw him, he was at the beach.
Where was Baneus Singollo yesterday?
no now go away
Can I pass through here?
I don't like grey areas in my chicken.
What do you think about cloned meats?
Try using vinegar instead.
Wine is too expensive to season a special meal. What else should I use?
Phase 1: Collect underwear
Phase 3: Profit
Right, I get it, but what are phases 1 and 3?
Most of the cinnamon we eat in this country is actually cassia.
My plan is to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon powder, do you see any fatal flaws?
It's because the "Mariko Morikawa verus Miyabi Hayama" thing seems to have escaped this thread.
Why should I stop spreading memes?
Deep discount vasectomy
Excuse me, what the hell are you doing with that stapler?
Poopsmith.
What did you think of "I Am Legend"?
A whole lotta' duct tape.
I want a really shiny suit. Any ideas?
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
What's the appropriate response to people who speak ill of Asia Carrera?
All were surprised at this unexpected response.
I need to knock someone out with bad breath. What should I do?
Awful quiet today, ain't ya?
Simple braggadocio.
What's your favorite font?
It's the bee's knees.
What is all this chitinous dust that I shook loose from the cats' pyjamas?
It beats the hell out of playing cards.
Why do teen boys play AD&D?
An energy drink more powerful than espresso.
God, why would someone go down on Flash?
Okay, it's obvious that you're just trolling.
BUTTSS BUTTS NEGRO DONG DICK?
They do not understand.
Why can't my family accept my used fabric softener sheet fetish?
That's because after two hits, you won't be able to hear shit!
Why is this implement called the “two-hit damper”, good sir?
it carries out and is w
Why do 2channers laugh with w's?
null exception pointer
Since I use lisp, my other car is a cdr. You there, java user, what is your other car?
BBcode, of course
What is love?
no eating in the library
Besides the no fapping rule, what's the stupidest rule of a library?
If you try hard enough, but it's not worth it.
Is it possible to peruse DQN in the library without breaking out laughing, and subsequently looking quite insane?
Fiction section, third aisle from the door.
Where do I find ``Assault of the Tentacled Monstrosity VIII: Virgin Reaper''?
Pretty cool and on Fridays.
Do you hate furries? (reaction to answer would be "wat")
Can't fucking find it either
Where the hell can you pirate Nagitoh Mikoshiro’s work?
3.25 inches. On a good day.
How much rain falls in an area of 1 cubic centimeter in Scotland every minute?
I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the internet, or if not, in the back-alleys of Japan.
Where is the Japanese fatgirl pr0n?
It is PINK POSITIVELY.
What does Moank mean?
kusosure
これは何ですか？
A great big hug.
What precedes "a kiss from me to you"?
Honestly, I find that incredibly offensive.
Hey, Bill O'Reilly! What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?
We should go bra shopping.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, what should i do?
White Adidas.
When your ass got kicked, what shoe got stuck in it?
The computer animated movie that happened between Tron and The Last Starfighter.
What was Doc Smith's best work?
Because "anigao" scares the piss out of me.
Why don't you want to meet anigao girls?
That is why there is a man with an owl's head up his ass.
Okay, I can accept that the goddess Athena has come to earth, but why do you say that she's in a bad mood?
That is not the sort of world I would want to live in.
Choose the internet and being oned with the lonely Lain Iwakura instead XD
It's fun, although it's quite lonely there....
What is it like living in a world where there is no distinction between questions and statements.
Because >>753 is a goddamned wap.
Hahahahaha.....hah?
Because you are fool thats why....
If I were >>755さん，why would I want to keep posting in this thread?
Thanks, I grew it myself!
You have the most lovely erection.
It's the reason why I chew on pen caps so much.
Do you have a constant subconscious craving for penis?
A greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children.
What should i get my grandmother for her 70th birthday?
He likes french toast.
What should I feed a greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
There's no such thing as a "3D complex".
I constantly get bashed for having a 2D complex, but isn't having a 3D complex just as bad?
My boxers were torn to shreds.
What happened when you met the greased-up butt-naked Spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
It made Asia Carrera cry. ;_;
What happened when the Otaku was raped by the Yakuza?
It's all in the sunglasses
Why is Corey Hart so damned cool?
Every alternate Thursday.
What is that secret society meeting you attend and aren't supposed to talk about?
The day China stops putting lead paint on Children's products.
When will you stop capitalizing the word "children"?
That's the worst game I've ever heard of.
Ever head of the game called "Lets count sand"?
The song that was unpopular before it was remixed several years ago.
What the hell is this "ｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)" crap I see everywhere?
Everybody hates him.
What's your honest opinion of Raymond?
About 11 minutes.
Holy shit! How long do you think that elephant just pissed for?
Er, that's definitely not the manufacturer's intended use for it.
I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?
In that case, the warranty is definitely void.
I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?
In that case, the warranty is definitely void.
My roommate ruined my Aneros using it to hammer a nail into the wall... do you think I can get an RMA?
That's what happens when you double post.
Why do I feel really damned stupid right now?
Ham sliced into the shape of a swastika.
Do you want me to pick up anything at the deli on my way home today?
Because deep, deep down you know you enjoyed every second of it.
Why did I watch all the way through Lucky Star even though I found it quite boring?
BIG GAY DICKS IN MY FACE
What do you like?
Ponies.
So, what's your fetish, then?
Gleipnir.
So, what's your fetish, then?
Gleipnir.
What could not ever possibly be the reason that I keep mousebouncing today?
Because I triple-posted just now.
Why are you such a faggot?
She made my penis tingle.
So why do you think the UK should still have a queen in this day an age?
You answered your own question.
If 42 is the answer to "Life the universe and everything" then what is 6 times 9?
That is where the most insane fanboys and fangirls are.
>>783, Why didn't I see you at the furry Dress-up LARP animeCon?
That's what we I'd call a sticky situation!
i was walking along and there was some glue what do i do
YOUR MOM WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
WHY DOES MOM DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
That is as gay as Liberace times 10,000.
Chuggo has a new self help book out?
Hmm. Maybe you should buy it then resell it once the collecter's value takes the reins.
I was thinking about buying a first edition of Chuggo's new self-help book. It's gotta be good for a laugh, right?
It's the thigh-high boots.
Why is it so hard to walk in my new maid outfit?
Sure, here you go: http://squirrelsinmyattic.blogspot.com/2006/08/dolphins-in-history-and-films.html
Why do I get the urge to buy things when various unidentified bodily fluids seep from my eye sockets?
Open yourself up.
How can I see my intestines?
A throat infection probably.
By killing yourself slowly.
If I can hold entire objects in my foreskin, such as cellphones and apples, what is an efficient use for such an appendage?
Hey, who forgot the rules of this thread?
That much pot is equal to what was smoked in order to produce every hit song during the 1960s.
I have a confession to make. That huge CRT HDTV box I got in the mail...did not have a TV inside.
This is not an English word why did you say it.
えとう。。。
That is the fundamental difference between us and the VIPPERs.
I see the front page of DQN doesn't include the thread, "KIKES [PART XVII]"
That was a funny joke, can you repeat it again?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"
Of the two, I prefer egg drop soup.
Egg drop soup with pee in it, or fat tiu cheung with poo in it?
Sorry, I’m disgusting like that.
When will you stop carrying a skunk under your armpit?
It was what happens when you duct tape and electrical tape in one repair.