I said AN OCTAGON JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT. jeez. You need new batteries for that hearing aid.
Looks like soap to me.
What!? Something got all over you that made you forget to ask a question? What did it look like?
Well, you take a left at the next stop sign.
Hey, I'm looking for the bus to perdition. Can you tell me where the bus stops?
Coldly and without any hint of emotion.
What's having sex with Golgo 13 like?
I didn't do it, blame Squeeks.
Why is the DQN RSS/Live bookmark feed broken?
Thirty-three.
Uh, doctor, what is a normal human body temperature?
I checked it very thoroughly and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.
Are you sure we should rape this 9 year old girl?
Dat's cause I'm a tru nigga.
Why does your car have insanely huge wheels?
Hexavalent chromium.
What do you recommend in a metal surface treatment for this part? It has to be hard, tough, extremely resistant to corrosion and wear. Oh, and insanely poisonous.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub.
Tell me one argument why is your race superior?
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Why did I find 3 dead kids in my front lawn?
To be honest, I really didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would despite all the hype behind it. I got all ready for it too and was seriously let down due to it being too short.
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Cock goes in mouth, vagina, and ass.
What was it your mom told me again?
Parsimonious.
What is a word that 99% of English speaking people don't understand.
Nissan Twin Turbo Z.
You flushed WHAT down the toilet?
Only if I can yell it as loud as possible.
Will you please tell some lie about who is guilty in the case?
It is one of the few things that is made in China, but isn't junk.
<丶｀∀´> Tell me nida what is hanja nida~~?
It has to be true; I read it in Ha'aretz!
Hala bubla?
HELLO JAPANESE, I AM HAPPY YANKEE
日本人がない。貴方ですか？
Thanks to advancements in science and medicine, that is no longer a worry.
I just sucked you off. Does that make us gay?
No. I don't think so. Not for another 30 or so years.
Do you think the advancements in science and medicine are advanced enough that I won't become gay by touching balls with another man?
No. You cannot rub your balls against mine.
Wanna play some b-ball?
My wife thought it was creepy when I revealed to her that I had amassed a collection of 11,284 pictures I had taken of her and 4 pairs of panties I had stolen from her before we even met, but she was flattered nonetheless.
so i herd u liek mudkips.
No. I don't......
Do you think you're capable of not failing?
Chad Warden's from Gay Town.
How gay is Chad Warden?
Equal to the number of Catholic priests that are sex offenders.
Hey, >>485, how many times have you been molested?
No, my penis does not do that under normal atmospheric pressures.
Hey, do you think it would be possible for you to get an erection while standing under the unbelievably dense gas giant atmosphere of Jupiter?
I was trying to download a Clinton screen saver.
Why is there a white mark on your dark skirt?
I figured out eventually that I need to reboot.
How is your mother after the bukkake?
I haven't had two ages ago.
>>489, were you the one that keeps sage'ing this thread??
I would say that that is one of the signs of an infection.
Short, wiggly tentacles have started to sprout from my eyeballs. I think it's because I've been watching too much anime, but what do you think?
Koreans. Both south and north.
<丶｀∀´> Where could I find some kimchi nida
<丶｀∀´> So the great nation of Corea will come before japan in alphabetical order nida
Why did the written Latin alphabet begin differentiating between the phonemes /g/ and /k/ in the 3rd century BC?
Thus always to tyrants.
What is the English translation of the state motto of Virginia?
No, I could never do that after seeing that horrible Sweeny Todd movie.
Did you have your period this month?
I would never mess up a post like that, are you serious?!
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What did >>495 do?
Sometimes. But I also think that Americans could use more lube.
Are you a real tightwad?
No, I've never injected that.
Intravenous liquid eyeliner is supposed to make sexier?
Female Trouble is the best movie ever.
Say... Could you tell me the name of the best movie ever?
It was like a nigger... Only slightly less niggery.
How was your date with the affluent black professional?
Because of all the added sugar. That's what gives you pimples, too.
Why do I get so hyper after eating out my 9 year old daughter?
It was apparently because the probe was touching it, which was enough to cause it to malfunction occasionally. Such a minute detail being the cause kind of annoys me, but I'm just glad it's sorted out.
Why exactly did our ENTIRE empire crash under the influence of a mere rabbit, duck, and bald idiot with a shotgun?
You mustn't have fed him enough carrots. The excess tends to go straight to his bulbous thighs.
why does my rabbit appear non-rabbit-like?
That would have happened if the Playstation 3 sold as quickly as the Wii.
Sup bitches, dis Big Papi Chad Warden here. I can't believe dat da Wii is tryin'a say it's better when its controller looks like a DIL-DOE. You think dat PS TRIPLE woulda done somethin so gay?
She lives in her big sister's shirt.
What happened to my pet mosquito?
That happens when all your base and snakes on a plane combine.
Randy Constan ate my balls. Why, god? Why?
A triple-word score.
What do scrabble addicts brag about
Battleshits world champion.
If you could transform, what would you become?
Her midriff.
What is the most erotic part of a female?
Macaroni and cheese.
What does the discharge smell like?
A thimble is good for that.
I want to try sticking something in my urethra while masturbating. Any suggestions?
I would never do something like that.
Ever moon the president of the USA?
Living on video.
Who the hell fooked up the thread?
You better BUST THAT if you gon' pull that.
There is a lever; what do I do?
Final Fantasy 9
Which video game had the worst minigame ever?
I found it in a dumpster.
Where did you get your mittens?
Tubular!
How does a surfer explain pipes?
Greatest application of duct tape outside ducts.
I taped my friends mouth shut with ducttape is this awesoem y/n
He created the Sonic 1 Beta Hoax. Also, he doesn't afraid of anything.
Who the fuck is Cyan Helkaraxe and why is he playing chicken in the middle of the street in front of my house?
Five times, maximum.
How many times can I be hit with a sledgehammer before getting permanent brain injury?
Mariko Morikawa.
Hey, who was that one Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?
At least it's not mittens again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"
I suggest you take one suitcase packed with nothing but toothbrushes.
I'm going to prison, and I want to corner the market on improvised shivs. Any suggestions?
It all went downhill after I said "What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?"
So how did your interview with Bill O'Reilly go?
Beets are the worst vegetable on the planet.
What's the best source of organic perfume?
There's something about the shape of the coke bottle that speaks to me.
How on Earth did you get that stuck THERE?
It's like coffee, but better.
What's your opinion of morning blowjobs?
I have to admit, that was actually a really nice use of the Tannerin.
So when Doraemon stopped and shouted "Don't think, feel!" what was your reaction?
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.
What is, in your opinion, the most important thing one must habeeb in their life?
Well, it started out good, got really horrible in the middle, then got good again, but then it was over.
So how did your statement-against-society self immolation go?
It takes a lot of practice, but once you finally get the hang of it, you realize that it was really nothing special.
What does OO programming have in common with giving rimjobs?
No, thank you; I am far too old for those sorts of shenanigans.
Voulez-vous couche avec moi?
It makes you sneeze out of your ass.
What happens when I eat yams?
Soybeans are used as a substitute for certain foods, so what substitutes real soybeans?
Can you please answer this question with another question?
They are a substitute for real soybeans.
What are fake soybeans for?
Pink, high and mittens.
Wait, why aren't you throwing away all of these styrofoam packing peanuts?
At first I was really scared, but then I relaxed after I realized it was opposite day.
What's my favorite Andrew Bird song?
A movie montage of interstate highways.
What's the best visual accompaniment to a medley of Eagles hits?
I tell ya, you haven't lived until you've tasted that sweet, sweet flavor.
So I heard you ate out a dolphin yesterday. How did that go?
Rank leaders, reminder: 100 sterilized credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
Friend Computer, how can I get a blow-up doll for my troops?
I didn't know she wasn't Polish.
Do you have any idea why you are in prison now?!
Somebody got that idea from the Nerd/Otaku thread.
If I were to raise the money to fund a team of scientists and programmers to develop a highly advanced, sentient AI which could sort my collection of Ayanami Rei images, do you think that would be faster than sorting it manually?
That was part of their campaign against tobacco.
Why do the British call cigarettes "fags"?
That is why the newest Nissan GT-R is hideous looking, and lacks an inline 6 engine.
Wait, you mean Nissan managed to hire Miyamoto away from Nintendo?
He eats more Pocky than Mizuho.
Where the hell does his paycheck go every week?
Because you spent all your money on 1-900 sex lines.
Why does it always seem like I'll never be able to afford a fleshlight?
I'm done! I've had it with your stupid questions! GO AWAY!
Are you gay?
The double standard on toilet humor.
Do Christians like Bonfire Night because it involves burning faggots?
You must be a complete loser.
Didn't you know I just spent half the whole Sunday trying to perform a backflip on a trampoline?
I swear WORLD-1 is a good name for a wrestling stable! No doubt about it!
Is WORLD-1 a good name for a wrestling stable?
Yes.
why is she such a slut?
you shouldn't buy things with money.
Yo im gonna buy things with money
Because according to the famous musician it is the greatest way to live and I trust that fucker.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky?
The soon to be released videogame "Anaru Densetsu"
What are you going to put in your butt this Saturday?
It's extreme.
What did Soulja Boy buy when he was in Japan?
That's a gundam, not a transformer.