What was Doc Smith's best work?
Because "anigao" scares the piss out of me.
Why don't you want to meet anigao girls?
That is why there is a man with an owl's head up his ass.
Okay, I can accept that the goddess Athena has come to earth, but why do you say that she's in a bad mood?
That is not the sort of world I would want to live in.
Choose the internet and being oned with the lonely Lain Iwakura instead XD
It's fun, although it's quite lonely there....
What is it like living in a world where there is no distinction between questions and statements.
Because >>753 is a goddamned wap.
Hahahahaha.....hah?
Because you are fool thats why....
If I were >>755³ρCwhy would I want to keep posting in this thread?
Thanks, I grew it myself!
You have the most lovely erection.
It's the reason why I chew on pen caps so much.
Do you have a constant subconscious craving for penis?
A greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children.
What should i get my grandmother for her 70th birthday?
He likes french toast.
What should I feed a greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
There's no such thing as a "3D complex".
I constantly get bashed for having a 2D complex, but isn't having a 3D complex just as bad?
My boxers were torn to shreds.
What happened when you met the greased-up butt-naked Spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?
It made Asia Carrera cry. ;_;
What happened when the Otaku was raped by the Yakuza?
It's all in the sunglasses
Why is Corey Hart so damned cool?
Every alternate Thursday.
What is that secret society meeting you attend and aren't supposed to talk about?
The day China stops putting lead paint on Children's products.
When will you stop capitalizing the word "children"?
That's the worst game I've ever heard of.
Ever head of the game called "Lets count sand"?
The song that was unpopular before it was remixed several years ago.
What the hell is this "³―°³―°³Ο³Ο(ίΝί)" crap I see everywhere?
Everybody hates him.
What's your honest opinion of Raymond?
About 11 minutes.
Holy shit! How long do you think that elephant just pissed for?
Er, that's definitely not the manufacturer's intended use for it.
I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?
In that case, the warranty is definitely void.
I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?
In that case, the warranty is definitely void.
My roommate ruined my Aneros using it to hammer a nail into the wall... do you think I can get an RMA?
That's what happens when you double post.
Why do I feel really damned stupid right now?
Ham sliced into the shape of a swastika.
Do you want me to pick up anything at the deli on my way home today?
Because deep, deep down you know you enjoyed every second of it.
Why did I watch all the way through Lucky Star even though I found it quite boring?
BIG GAY DICKS IN MY FACE
What do you like?
Ponies.
So, what's your fetish, then?
Gleipnir.
So, what's your fetish, then?
Gleipnir.
What could not ever possibly be the reason that I keep mousebouncing today?
Because I triple-posted just now.
Why are you such a faggot?
She made my penis tingle.
So why do you think the UK should still have a queen in this day an age?
You answered your own question.
If 42 is the answer to "Life the universe and everything" then what is 6 times 9?
That is where the most insane fanboys and fangirls are.
>>783, Why didn't I see you at the furry Dress-up LARP animeCon?
That's what we I'd call a sticky situation!
i was walking along and there was some glue what do i do
YOUR MOM WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT
WHY DOES MOM DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
That is as gay as Liberace times 10,000.
Chuggo has a new self help book out?
Hmm. Maybe you should buy it then resell it once the collecter's value takes the reins.
I was thinking about buying a first edition of Chuggo's new self-help book. It's gotta be good for a laugh, right?
It's the thigh-high boots.
Why is it so hard to walk in my new maid outfit?
Sure, here you go: http://squirrelsinmyattic.blogspot.com/2006/08/dolphins-in-history-and-films.html
Why do I get the urge to buy things when various unidentified bodily fluids seep from my eye sockets?
Open yourself up.
How can I see my intestines?
A throat infection probably.
By killing yourself slowly.
If I can hold entire objects in my foreskin, such as cellphones and apples, what is an efficient use for such an appendage?
Hey, who forgot the rules of this thread?
That much pot is equal to what was smoked in order to produce every hit song during the 1960s.
I have a confession to make. That huge CRT HDTV box I got in the mail...did not have a TV inside.
This is not an English word why did you say it.
¦Ζ€BBB
That is the fundamental difference between us and the VIPPERs.
I see the front page of DQN doesn't include the thread, "KIKES [PART XVII]"
That was a funny joke, can you repeat it again?
( ί ί) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"
Of the two, I prefer egg drop soup.
Egg drop soup with pee in it, or fat tiu cheung with poo in it?
Sorry, Ifm disgusting like that.
When will you stop carrying a skunk under your armpit?
It was what happens when you duct tape and electrical tape in one repair.
I just fixed my duct tape wallet and it exploded in my pocket! What the hell?
Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents.
What does a battle with a pirate ship smell like?
It is the Japanese girl that is somewhere between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.
Which one looks like your dog?
Pineapple sprinkles
How do they make teflon stick to the pans?
A little to the left, please.
How do I increase the size of my dick?
Don't try that, or you will have a permanent scar.
Can I use a Dremel to clean the wax out of my ears?
Flip it over and try again.
How do I reboot the etch a sketch?
It is what happens when the South Park episode "Goobacks" is played backwards.
What is a Hurblegleep?
Your friends will take it from you and burn it.
What will happen to my porn?
Bloody fingers
What happens when you close a door haphazardly?
No, no. He was clearly angry at the balloon, not the tuna sandwich.
How bad does a tuna sandwich have to be to cause a guy to throw it at a balloon?
The #1 gas that huffers die from inhaling.
Do you have ANY idea what oxygen is?
It was uninteresting, and obnoxiously anticlimactic.
what did you think of the new Dark Knight movie?
they taste like a diarrhea-filled crepes.
Hey, how do you like my new 'turd sandwiches'?
Fascinating.
What's your opinion of DQN?
Gotta have soy sauce on sunny side up
How can I confuse the lady at the breakfast joint?
The greatest captcha ever randomly displayed.
So what's the deal with unutt?
The number of flavors in Dr. Pepper and spices on KFC chicken combined.
What's my winning lotto number?
Because you got into a fight with a Jehovah's witness.
Why is my car filled with 4000 copies of Watchtower?
She is clearly a homosexual person.
Why won't she admit she loves me?
Because his ghost is pissed off at Bill Gates.
Have you been to Jon Postel's old place? Why is there "IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL" written in blood on the wall?
As soon as she mentioned wanting to fist me, I fled.
Make a funny sentence with you captcha!
North east from Google, near the border of the internet.
Where on the www where my kids can safely visit with out seeing naked boobies and subsequently becoming warped for life?
Network Marketing.
What is the modern name for Pyramid Scheme?
Now that is clearly a time paradox.
If I had posted this before you, what would you call it?
Now that is clearly a time paradox.
Did you ever realize that when you were born, your genitals passed through your mother's genitals?
All of the above.
Why is everything being sucked into space? What's going on?
I just figured out what that means.
Why do you keep on saying "I slept with your mom?"
Because God Haets >>834
It is impossible for me to find my true love! Any suggestions?
Dude, your dad's new wife is so hot! Sleep with her instead! Your 65 year old dad didn't care much anyway!
I'm John McCain's son and my wife just divorced me, what should I do? :(
OBJECTIVISM!
What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?
Steve Jobs is a fuggin' Skurll.
>>836 What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?
Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL.
Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL?
By the power of Greyskull!!!!!
die hard
whats a better vacation spot, japan or autralia?
I just got back from Japan and Autralia, any questions?
It's. Not. That. Hard.
Would you please cup my throbbing member with your left hand?
RSTLNE
So, what CAPTCHA did you get?
Under the moon, loli to i-- Oh wait, I spoke too soon.
What are your plans for today, my son?
Sure, just don't forget to send it to Ukraine and Angola. Especially Angola.
I have AIDS. where should I send AID?
It is Uzbekistan's answer to Borat.
B x~p|y p}uy{p~{yz Dw~~y Dw~~, p}uy{p~{yz xpqpr~u s| u } wy~ yx @}uy{y?
How can you blame me? It's not like I KNEW it was supposed to go on my penis!
Um, dude? That's a goddamned male chastity belt, not a finger splint. What the shit?
It's because you can't make a good TTGL pun if your CAPTCHA is "yengen".
You suck at this?
44.