[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:31

>>1 put DQN on a Ti-84

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:33

>>2 not only quotes a momentarily relevant bit from Monty Python, he just barfs out the whole scene in a right 'orrible fake British accent.

4 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:16

>>3 ENJOYS GRINDING FOR THE RIGHT EVS, IVS AND NATURES 24/7

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:25

>>4 Did several case mods to his desktop computer to make it look like ENIAC.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>5 Has seen every episode of Gatchaman that exists.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:48

>>6 has read Hamlet in the original Klingon.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:32

>>7 plays D&D.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:57

>>8 lives D&D.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:04

>>9 is D&D

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:37

>>11 came back from Reitaisai5 with $200 in discs and other merchandise.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:50

>>12 bitched about >>11's failure to upload it.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 10:23

>>12 then went onto share to get what he couldn't get from >>11

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:22

>>13 is a Trekkie

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:00

>>14 Knows Klingon

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01

>>15 runs a UNIX-based operating system.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:51

While >>16 is correct, >>16 uses the computer while in a Klingon outfit.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:29

>>17 sews tribble outfits with front and back flaps for"easy access"

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:05

>>18 kneels at the altar of his signed Patrick Stewart photograph every day.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:28

>>19 Only likes porn with computers in it.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:03

>>20's lifestyle is like that of the South Park episode "Make love not Warcraft."

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:28

>>21 Fucked a guy in a Klingon costume.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:30

>>22 spends more money on his comic book collection than he does on food.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:42

>>23 fucked a guy while wearing a Klingon costume he bought from an ad in a Richie Rich comic book.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:50

>>24 owns a WonderSwan Color.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 11:07

>>25 has an MSX

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:14

>>26 Stuck his penis in an NES

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:48

>>27 can't masturbate without fantasizing about Star Trek characters.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 14:00

>>28 is a panda.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 01:53

>>29 Never stops spreading internet memes.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:23

>>30 is a Klingon.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:53

>>31 is a cross-dressing Klingon.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:28

>>32 is furry

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 21:34

>>33 is a cross-dressing furry.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 02:55

>>34 has a cross-dressing furry fetish

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:07

>>35 posts on DQN

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:27

>>36 wishes to be a Pokemon Master.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:36

>>37 already is a Pokemon Master

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 05:57

>>38 once argued about why Digimon is superior to Pokemon for a week

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:06

>>39 collects first edition Magic cards for a hobby

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:17

>>40 is attending WisCon.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:05

>>41 wrote the ED article on WisCon

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:36

>>42 wrote an ED article

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:48

>>43 does know what a ED article is

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:23

>>44 is an admin at Uncyclopedia

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:31

>>45 is a Touhou fan

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:35

>>46 wrote a Touhou game.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 06:48

>>47 bought a Touhou hugpillow

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:50

>>48 is legally married to a Touhou hugpillow

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:35

>>49 does marriage counseling for marriages between people and Touhou hugpillows.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 21:29

>>50 invented Touhou.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:36

>>51 Can list every single movie made by TOHO, and has 1,298 different TOHO collectible statues to prove it.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 01:41

>>52 nearly smashed his computer when he saw Soulja Boy call a Gundam a Transformer. It was only nearly because >>52 is physically incapable of smashing his computer.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:57

>>53 is Soulja boy, and called a Gundam a Transformer only because it was part of an elaborate trolling plan on the secret rapper-Gundam BBS that he helped to found and on which he is an admin.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:47

>>54 thinks Space Runaway Ideon is superior to any Gundam series, except G Gundam.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 10:00

>>55 just wrote that comment.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 11:21

>>56 browses 4-ch.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:52

>>57 Dedicates at least 18 hours daily to browsing 2chan.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>58 has read their SICP today.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>59 is THE SUSSMAN.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:10

>>60 eats more pocky than Mizuho.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 05:54

>>61 saves all empty pocky boxes after he is done eating

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 07:47

>>62 envies >>61's collection of empty pocky boxes

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:04

>>63 goes to >>64 house to play the videya and jerk off

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:18

>>64 is Linguica

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 11:55

>>65 Speaks Lojban.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:32

>>66 is the inventor of a language consisting of only palindromes.

68 Name: (˃ 3˂ ) : 1993-09-5389 13:55

>>67 once fucked a guy in a klingon suit

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 14:05

>>68 didn't read >>22.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:19

>>69 Has 100GB of archived internet messageboard talks.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:34

>>70 participated in 90% of those archived internet messageboard talks

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:38

>>71 was afraid to participate because he is an anonymous coward.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:50

>>72 paid money to gain access to secretareaofvipquality.net.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 02:27

>>73 had insider info about the free trial week

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 12:38

>>74 had insider info about free trial week insiders

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:53

>>75 is DADDY COOL, a VIPPE Rand owsn a SECRET area of VIP QUALITY

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 18:54

>>76 Can't stop collecting Sakura on Ruri pictures.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:15

>>77 Can't stop drawing Sakura on Ruri pictures.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:54

>>78 Can't stop commissioning >>77 to draw Sakura on Ruri pictures.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:33

>>79 Can't stop talking about 42

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:56

>>80
is Douglas Adams

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:14

>>81 Is Weird Al Yankovic

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:29

>>82 is Aphex Twin

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:42

>>83 has a weakness for Weezer

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:17

>>84 tunes in to doogtopia radio 24/7

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:35

>>85 Collect 8-bit videogame music

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 00:36

>>86 is roughly nine-hundred and forty percent more likely to become a multi-millionaire than the average football jock.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 01:59

>>87 masturbated to the Macross Frontier soundtrack at least 6 times today.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 02:01

>>88 posted a youtube video of itself doing the Nyan-Nyan Dance.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:18

>>89 wants you to listen to his/her/its song.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 22:54

>>90 complains daily about the lack of gender-neutral pronouns in the English language.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 00:04

>>91 doesn't understand the problem of having to choose a non masculine pronoun since he has never seen a woman.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:31

>>92 Has a permanent butt print on his chair because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day there.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:20

>>94 has permanent grip marks on his penis because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day playing with his cock

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:35

>>94 has a list of people with permanently marked penises.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:27

>>95 is on said list.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:58

>>96 hasn't skilled up enough to be on the list.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 18:21

>>97 is an expert troll, trying to set me up to do a "grinding" joke.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:11

>>98 is an expert in troll analysis and related services.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:14

>>99 anals his sis.

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