[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 01:03

>>700 was so excited about making a post ending in two zeroes that he called all of his friends to tell them. That is, he would have if he had any friends.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 17:11

>>701 is such a nerd that he doesn't even have friends on teh internetz

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 18:55

>>702 is such a nerd he is unable to tell fantasy from reality and often does dangerous, reckless things with the thought of "If anything bad happens I'll just reset the game and start over from my last save point"

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 20:53

>>703 keeps backup saves in RPGs so he can play the last twenty hours over again in case he made a mistake

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 21:59

>>704 referred to moving back in with his mom after he lost his job as "reverting to an earlier save."

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5713 23:50

>>705 refers to his living space in mom's basement as "the ancient and unholy temple of the ancient sith lords"

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 00:42

>>706 believes that it is indeed possible to restart real life from the last save point and try again, but he would never do it, and he looks down on anyone who would ever even consider it, derisively calling them "save scummers".

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 03:29

What did you do to that dead body?

Death is the only answer.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 04:30

>>708
is such a nerd that he can't keep his DQN threads separate.

710 Name: Return of Tripcode!f3I49rNqe2 : 1993-09-5714 06:55

>>709 is such a nerd that he's seriously debated about Meta Knight's banning in Brawl.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 11:19

>>710 had serious qualms about the way Meta Knight was depicted in Hoshi no Kirby and wrote many letters to the producer complaining about it.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 05:42

>>711 went to japan hoping to get a japanese girlfriend, but ended up with a body pillow.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 06:42

>712 went to Japan hoping to get a body pillow but ended up with a bag full of doujinshi.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 08:24

>>713 went to Japan hoping for a bag full of doujinshi but ended up forgetting how to properly reference posts at a critical moment.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5715 10:49

>>714 remembered how to properly reference posts at a critical moment but ended up with a Japanese girlfriend. She left him after mere hours due to his extreme nerdiness.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5716 01:34

>>715 is exactly the right amount of nerd to get a Japanese girlfriend who won't leave him.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 15:27

>>716 cosplays as his ideal Japanese girlfriend. Alone.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 15:57

>>717 stalks >>716 and sadly masturbates to pictures of him cosplaying alone as the ideal Japanese girlfriend, trying to work up the courage to ask him to play a game of pretend

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5717 19:34

>>718 is a closet fujoshi who secretly creates doujinshi about >>717 and >>716 having hot, steamy buttsex

720 Name: ctrl+c, ctrl+v : 1993-09-5725 13:03

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5725 22:59

>>720 broke the chain of posts, indicating that he has stopped having denial about his nerdiness.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 17:02

>>721 Looks through all of his local newspapers in order to spell check it himself.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5727 14:25

>>721 have never once found spelling errors in his local newspaper due to >>722's perfect proofreading skills.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5734 23:13

>>723 is a nerdy bird soaring above us other nerds

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 01:13

>>724 Is a nerdy rocketship pilot soaring above >>724

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 01:42

>>725 understands the concept of time paradox and how it is most easily invoked via space travel

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5753 00:16

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5754 01:13

>>727 Makes Weird Al Yankovic look like a jock.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5783 23:37

>>728 Bought an RV just so he could travel from one nerdy convention to another year round.

730 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5784 08:30

>>729 Has a pillow with a life size picture of Rei on it

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 09:16

>>730 Points out flaws in They Might Be Giants songs

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 22:39

>>731 can name every mobile suit from the original Kidou Senshi Gandamu and all of their technical specifications, but doesn't know anything about the later series because >>731 is an elitist and finds them distasteful.

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 00:27

>>732 Knows every statistic about each car in Initial D, but can't change the oil in his own car, because no Volvo was ever in Initial D

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 11:08

>733 won in World of Warcraft and several other MMO games.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:50

>>734 always posts in green text when his post number is the same as any year in which a Frisian king died.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 13:47

>>735 practices Old Frisian in the mirror every day and has invented a constructed language based on what English would be like today if Old English and Old Frisian switched places.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 13:57

>>736 ist so ein Nerd, dass er sich wahrscheinlich in der Lage zu schließen, was er hier gesagt, das ist, was ich vorstellen, wäre die Sprache, wir wissen, ob Altenglisch wurde mit alten friesischen.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 03:51

>>737 is fluent in English, Japanese, Klingon, the language of the Orcs of Lord of the Rings, the language of the Elves of Warcraft, and the language of the Dwarves of Dwarf Fortress.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:36

>>738 wrote three librojn en Esperanto.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:55

>>739 speaks to himself in Lojban.

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:24

>>740 locks himself in his room for weeks just to program all the time.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 14:48

>>741 uses a bedpan so he doesn't have to leave his computer. Then he pays a nurse to empty it.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 21:31

>>742 was considered smart once

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 20:07

>>743 no longer goes to Mensa meeting because the people there are "stupid and don't understand me"

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5819 23:30

>>744 is the sole creator of every known piece of AA.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 20:45

>>745 documented every known piece of AA on his own AAWiki, to which nobody else but spambots contribute.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5820 21:45

>>746 built said spambots in order to take down the wiki of >>745 in which >>746 was a former partner. After the falling out, on whether it should include ASCII art or not, >>746 made his own wiki and started the war. >>745 is largely unaware of these attacks and thinks the spambots are real people as >>746's markov chain based botcomments are quite convincing. In the end though, the apparently inflated userbase of >>745's wiki will win over more legit users, including >>744 who declares the wiki 'AAwesome'. >>746 later is found to have hanged himself.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 01:53

>>747
Documented the whole story on his own wiki where he documents lots of AAWiki stories.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 22:09

>>748 created an endless loop of self-referencing wikis to TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:04

>>749 links annoying people on IRC to random TV Tropes articles to get rid of them.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 17:43

>>750 is so annoying he doesn't need to read any anymore.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:24

>>751 was an avid player of a number of MUDs in the 90's and now spends his days ranting on various internet forums about how the MMO industry has given into "the carebears."

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:54

>>752 is Avasyu. Enough said.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:03

>>753 Has an IV bag witha feeding tube so he doesn't have to stop typing in order to eat.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5837 02:37

>>754 Makes his console purchase decisions based on what consoles get the newest Shutoko Battle game

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 03:49

>>755

Doesn't own any consoles except his Atari 2600, which he plays daily and avidly in his basement, refusing to play anything newer because it's "all glamorous graphics and no gameplay".

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 08:16

>>756 owns a gaming monitor, a gamer graphics card, a gamer mouse, a gamer keyboard, and gamer speakers, and eats gamer snacks, and yet still talked trash about the Killer NIC.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:35

>>757 compulsively defends the Killer NIC on BBS.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:57

>>758 goes to BBS to troll holy war threads

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 10:00

>>758 has been following the arguments for and against the Killer NIC for years, and updates his blog about who he thinks is currently winning daily.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 13:21

>>760 feels ill when he doesn't get first comment on said blog.

762 Name: Lord Pentium!PG1mP76kIY : 1993-09-5846 22:46

>>761 once wrote an e-mail spam script to attack someone who disagreed with him on an obscure message board.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 11:19

>>762 spent a year writing a blog in which he roleplayed as a minor character in a popular RPG.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5847 13:59

>>763 read that blog.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5848 02:43

>>764 Refreshed the page frantically every midnight on update days to comment "FIRST" to every post.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 21:27

>>765 Created a script on that blog to prevent >>764 from making some stupid first post.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 13:13

>>766 wishes he was a NEET.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:32

>>767 Wishes to be Sakura.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5876 17:45

>>768

Created a data base with profiles of every anime character to ever have the name Sakura in the entire history of anime.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 01:45

>>769 has used >>768's database multiple times.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 03:43

>>770 One-upped >>768 by creating a database with profiles of every anime character with a status above "silhouette in a crowd."

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 04:02

>>771

Masturbates to mecha schematics.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5877 10:51

>>772's interests are so abstract that table legs arouse them.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 00:43

>>773 Interests involve girls with flat chests and magic wands.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:16

>>774 dedicated the better half of a lengthy essay entitled "Popular Portrayals of Modern Wizardry" to the phallic symbolism of magic wands.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5878 23:50

>>775 used a magic wand as a dildo while listening to >>773

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 05:54

>>776 has erotic fantasies about anonymous posters on the internet

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 07:36

>>777 fears the Uninstall Wizard

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 09:19

>>778 writes terrible-quality erotic fanfic about Dumbledore.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 12:17

>>779 read it.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 16:02

>>780read it and gave constructive criticism to >>778

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5879 18:12

>>781 fapped to it, took a bow in front of the engraved photograph of Satoru Iwata, then proceeded to eat pie with mom

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 00:47

>>782 can actually tell Satoru Iwata apart from the rest of the chinks and dongs.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 01:35

>>783 Can tell the difference between a empty computer disk and a full computer disk just by looking at it.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 02:39

>>784 Can tell the contents of a computer disk just by looking at it.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:44

>>785 Can tell which sectors the contents are located in by just looking at it.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 10:55

The best >>786 can do is telling the content of a computer disk by writing "cat /dev/hda" on his bash shell and watching the data scroll quickly on the terminal, therefore he will never be as cool as >>785 and that makes him burn with envy.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 18:36

>>787 Has his own moe-shrine.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 19:24

>>788 visits that shrine monthly.

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 00:07

>>789 turns to pray towards the shrine five times daily

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 09:35

>>790 is a moe-slem

792 Name: ( ˃ ƒÖ˂) : 1993-09-5881 10:13

>>791 calls his home the moe-cca

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 18:44

>>792 escaped persecution in moe-dina

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 19:01

>>793 just met a lady named Dina-Moe Humm.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 21:10

>>794 know what ℳℴℯ means

796 Name: ( ˃ w˂) : 1993-09-5881 22:54

>>795 Created Moe

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:33

>>796

Can recite the names of every Pokemon and its stats.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5881 23:46

If every Pokemon >>797 has ever caught were laid end-to-end, they would circle the Earth seven times.

799 Name: ( ˃ ƒÖ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:34

>>798 Knows the weight and radius of the earth

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5882 10:59

>>799 knows the wight and radius of >>798

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