>>700 was so excited about making a post ending in two zeroes that he called all of his friends to tell them. That is, he would have if he had any friends.
>>701 is such a nerd that he doesn't even have friends on teh internetz
>>702 is such a nerd he is unable to tell fantasy from reality and often does dangerous, reckless things with the thought of "If anything bad happens I'll just reset the game and start over from my last save point"
>>703 keeps backup saves in RPGs so he can play the last twenty hours over again in case he made a mistake
>>704 referred to moving back in with his mom after he lost his job as "reverting to an earlier save."
>>705 refers to his living space in mom's basement as "the ancient and unholy temple of the ancient sith lords"
>>706 believes that it is indeed possible to restart real life from the last save point and try again, but he would never do it, and he looks down on anyone who would ever even consider it, derisively calling them "save scummers".
What did you do to that dead body?
Death is the only answer.
>>708
is such a nerd that he can't keep his DQN threads separate.
>>709 is such a nerd that he's seriously debated about Meta Knight's banning in Brawl.
>>710 had serious qualms about the way Meta Knight was depicted in Hoshi no Kirby and wrote many letters to the producer complaining about it.
>>711 went to japan hoping to get a japanese girlfriend, but ended up with a body pillow.
>712 went to Japan hoping to get a body pillow but ended up with a bag full of doujinshi.
>>713 went to Japan hoping for a bag full of doujinshi but ended up forgetting how to properly reference posts at a critical moment.
>>714 remembered how to properly reference posts at a critical moment but ended up with a Japanese girlfriend. She left him after mere hours due to his extreme nerdiness.
>>715 is exactly the right amount of nerd to get a Japanese girlfriend who won't leave him.
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
>>720 broke the chain of posts, indicating that he has stopped having denial about his nerdiness.
>>721 Looks through all of his local newspapers in order to spell check it himself.
>>725 understands the concept of time paradox and how it is most easily invoked via space travel
>>728 Bought an RV just so he could travel from one nerdy convention to another year round.
>>732 Knows every statistic about each car in Initial D, but can't change the oil in his own car, because no Volvo was ever in Initial D
>733 won in World of Warcraft and several other MMO games.
>>734 always posts in green text when his post number is the same as any year in which a Frisian king died.
>>735 practices Old Frisian in the mirror every day and has invented a constructed language based on what English would be like today if Old English and Old Frisian switched places.
>>736 ist so ein Nerd, dass er sich wahrscheinlich in der Lage zu schließen, was er hier gesagt, das ist, was ich vorstellen, wäre die Sprache, wir wissen, ob Altenglisch wurde mit alten friesischen.
>>737 is fluent in English, Japanese, Klingon, the language of the Orcs of Lord of the Rings, the language of the Elves of Warcraft, and the language of the Dwarves of Dwarf Fortress.
>>740 locks himself in his room for weeks just to program all the time.
>>741 uses a bedpan so he doesn't have to leave his computer. Then he pays a nurse to empty it.
>>743 no longer goes to Mensa meeting because the people there are "stupid and don't understand me"
>>745 documented every known piece of AA on his own AAWiki, to which nobody else but spambots contribute.
>>746 built said spambots in order to take down the wiki of >>745 in which >>746 was a former partner. After the falling out, on whether it should include ASCII art or not, >>746 made his own wiki and started the war. >>745 is largely unaware of these attacks and thinks the spambots are real people as >>746's markov chain based botcomments are quite convincing. In the end though, the apparently inflated userbase of >>745's wiki will win over more legit users, including >>744 who declares the wiki 'AAwesome'. >>746 later is found to have hanged himself.
>>747
Documented the whole story on his own wiki where he documents lots of AAWiki stories.
>>748 created an endless loop of self-referencing wikis to TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
>>751 was an avid player of a number of MUDs in the 90's and now spends his days ranting on various internet forums about how the MMO industry has given into "the carebears."
>>753 Has an IV bag witha feeding tube so he doesn't have to stop typing in order to eat.
>>754 Makes his console purchase decisions based on what consoles get the newest Shutoko Battle game
Doesn't own any consoles except his Atari 2600, which he plays daily and avidly in his basement, refusing to play anything newer because it's "all glamorous graphics and no gameplay".
>>756 owns a gaming monitor, a gamer graphics card, a gamer mouse, a gamer keyboard, and gamer speakers, and eats gamer snacks, and yet still talked trash about the Killer NIC.
>>758 has been following the arguments for and against the Killer NIC for years, and updates his blog about who he thinks is currently winning daily.
>>760 feels ill when he doesn't get first comment on said blog.
>>761 once wrote an e-mail spam script to attack someone who disagreed with him on an obscure message board.
>>762 spent a year writing a blog in which he roleplayed as a minor character in a popular RPG.
>>764 Refreshed the page frantically every midnight on update days to comment "FIRST" to every post.
Created a data base with profiles of every anime character to ever have the name Sakura in the entire history of anime.
>>772's interests are so abstract that table legs arouse them.
>>773 Interests involve girls with flat chests and magic wands.
>>774 dedicated the better half of a lengthy essay entitled "Popular Portrayals of Modern Wizardry" to the phallic symbolism of magic wands.
>>776 has erotic fantasies about anonymous posters on the internet
>>778 writes terrible-quality erotic fanfic about Dumbledore.
>>781 fapped to it, took a bow in front of the engraved photograph of Satoru Iwata, then proceeded to eat pie with mom
>>782 can actually tell Satoru Iwata apart from the rest of the chinks and dongs.
>>783 Can tell the difference between a empty computer disk and a full computer disk just by looking at it.
>>784 Can tell the contents of a computer disk just by looking at it.
>>785 Can tell which sectors the contents are located in by just looking at it.