[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 04:44

>>200 operates an anonymous "semen on train-themed mechamusume figures" imageboard

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:18

>>201 is angry that >>200's imageboard uses kusaba

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:41

>>202 opened his own imageboard to try and rival >>200's, but it only has 3 users.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:17

>>203 read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:16

>>204 masturbated to The Sussman.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:37

>>205 has a homemade EXPERT PROGRAMMER t-shirt.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:54

>>206 sings along to ``We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells'' every night.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:56

>>207 Has every AD&D product that was ever made.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 18:57

>>208 is Gary Gygax' illegitimate son.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:11

>>209 maintains a massive collection of neo-geo cartridges, but refuses to play any of them, even the already used duplicate titles.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>210 Has a mint in box Nintendo ROB, mint in box Sega Master System, and every cartridge and accessory ever made for each system.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:09

They used >>211's room to film The 40 Year Old Virgin.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:38

They used >>212's life story to script The 40 Year Old Virgin.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:56

>>213 Built his own particle beam accelerator out of stuff sold at Radio Shack.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:33

>>214 blog is entitled "My hard-on for the LHC"

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 01:55

>>215 has a blog

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:39

>>216's blog is only for discussion about weatherproof overcoats

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 04:02

>>217 considers >>216 an amateur, vis-a-vis overcoats.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:56

>>218 Prefers to fill his blog with discussions about white briefs.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:16

>>219 looks like Gordon Freeman

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:17

>>220 smells like Gordon Freeman

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:53

>>221 wears a HEV suit everywhere he goes

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55

>>222 never wears an HEV suit, as he never leaves the basement.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:56

>>223 created a 3D animation demonstrating protein synthesis

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:21

>>224 was inspired by this and folded 50 WUs in a single night using a cluster he made from computer parts his friends let him borrow.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:32

>>225 is sad that he had no one to borrow computer parts from to make such a cluster.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 09:51

>>226 never misses an opportunity to post a Beowulf cluster joke on Slashdot.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 15:19

>>227 is CmdrTaco.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:03

>>228 is CowboyNeal

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:35

>>229
drives an electric car

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:01

>>230 drives a hybrid

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:17

>>231 drives an electric car powered by a miniature arc reactor he built in a cave from a BOX OF SCRAPS

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:26

>>232 is a panda. A panda who likes Star Trek.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 22:20

>>233 calls himself an Ailuropoda melanoleuca

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:28

>>234 is Tremarctos ornatus, the spectacled bear

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:32

>>235 just projected his furry persona on to >>234.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:41

>>236 gave a projector artificial intelligence.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 04:53

>>237 Speaks middle and old English.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 05:23

>>238 can freely translate between elvish, orcish and klingon

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 06:46

>>239 stalks Gene Roddenberry

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 08:54

>>240 changed his porn star name to Gene Proddenberry.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:15

>>241 is a Geek-Otaku, collecting everything about geeks.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:08

One day, a 39 year old women with a ticking biological clock said "Dear Jesus, please send somebody to get me pregnant." >>242 appeared, and the woman said "I take that back."

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:52

>>243 Is a Debu-Otaku, he has a lot of stuff about DEBU ONNA.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 02:01

>>244 attempts to force cross-thread pollination every chance he gets.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 03:43

>>245 attempts to be forced to cross-dress every chance he gets

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 07:01

>>246 spends 10 hours a day sorting, categorizing, and labeling his shotacon picture collection.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 21:47

>>247
is a failing-to-being-loved fujoshi who stalks at other fujoshis and dreams of a beautiful, romantic bf and ends up being deceived and being raped mercilessly by some "monsters"!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:37

>>248 Attempted to duplicate the Tron lightcycle scene using a Vespa scooter and a flag.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:59

>>249 bought a Vespa to try to be more like Haruko.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 04:06

>>250 immediately thinks of FLCL when he sees the word "Vespa."

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:57

>>251 never stops thinking about FLCL.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:43

>>252 Says things that make about as much sense as FLCL to ordinary people.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:02

>>253 forces cross-dress thread attempts every chance he gets

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:06

>>254 attempts cross-dress forces every chance he gets

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:08

>>255 tries to use the Force every chance he gets.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:31

>>255 attempts threading cross-dresses every chance he gets

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 08:40

>>257 's glasses are so broken he couldn't even notice that someone posted a reply to >>255 before him.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:37

>>258
Is a cute, sexy and cool meganekko!

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 03:01

>>259 is a japanofile

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 05:01

>>260さんはオタクです〜

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 05:15

>>261
is Japanese, stalking Channel 4 BBS to know what really happen to the western world (no offense here......)

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:16

>>262 desperately tries to avoid offending people in hopes that they won't beat him up.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:40

>>263 gets beat up a lot and is jealous of others who try to avoid it.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 08:25

>>264 writes it ヲタク and no one disputes his right to do so

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:11

>>265
Is a troll

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 23:54

>>266 lurks in Internet forums day after day, waiting for the opportunity to accuse some random person of trolling.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 00:29

>>268
Volunteered as Channel 4 BBS moderator without other moderators consent.

269 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 14:04

>>268 Jisaku Jiens

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:27

>>269 Chibi Chinpo

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:43

>>270 is internet addict

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 21:44

>>271 Worships Lain Iwakura

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 09:42

>>272 dislikes the Latin alphabet

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 09:58

>>273 is the internet version of Dexter

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 11:12

>>274 named his son Poindexter.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 11:59

>>275 Is a maniac

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 15:30

>>276 is in love with Sakura Kinomoto.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:06

>>277 knows who Sakura Kinomoto is.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:44

>>278 spent several weeks mastering pronunciation of the 'r' in 'Sakura Kinomoto'

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 17:54

>>279 Is Shaoran

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:41

>>280 has anime mods for oblivion

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 18:49

>>281 designed them.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 19:21

>>282 Owns every product that had Asuka's image on them.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:41

>>283 Is an otaku

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:44

>>284 built a bunch of Halo weapons from cardboard.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:55

>>285 built a working copy of Halo out of cardboard.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:58

>>286 Is an amateur game designer..

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 02:18

>>287 is Ulillillia.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 11:47

>>288 is a very popular and respected member of many anthropomorphic sex communities who draws his own characters having sex in diapers, before doing it for real disguised at a convention.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 13:53

>>289 Is an Encyclopedia Dramatica contributor

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 18:02

>>290 is a wikipedia contributor

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 19:11

>>291 created his own wikipedia fork because he was unhappy with the direction of the article Sources and influences on the development of Dungeons & Dragons.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 00:27

>>292
Writes custom CSS for every page he visits in order to place a semi-transparent picture of Captain James T Kirk in the background.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 00:57

>>293
Is a a cool web designer who uses most of his time, coding.......

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:39

>>294 Sent a piece of hate mail to Maddox, and it was so well done, Maddox couldn't put it on his own page, otherwise it would clearly show that >>294 is 100 times cooler than Maddox.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 19:46

>>295 is Maddox

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:45

>>296 knows what the heck that means

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 03:47

>>297 is pretending that he doesn't.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 12:04

>>298 Eats beef jerky only because Maddox does.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 18:58

>>299 fails at achieving 300GETs

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