[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 17:20

>>900 felt a violent surge of triumph at his get.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 19:11

>>901 is jealous that he missed a get.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 19:42

>>902 is afraid to admit that >>901 was just as much of a get as >>900.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6088 21:13

>>903 celebrates every post like a GET from 4chan's heyday.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 05:37

>>904 is the same person as >>900 >>901 >>902 and >>903.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 23:41

>>905 Carved his favorite anime characters into the side of a mountain, sort of like Mount Rushmore.

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 00:08

>>906 Carved his favorite anime characters into his mashed potatoes, sort of like Mount Rushmore, but had to stop when his mother told him to quit playing with his food.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 01:44

>>907 is thirty-seven years old and still lives with his mother.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6090 03:01

>>908 is the mother of >>907. >>908 doesn't want >>907 to move out because he's all she has. >>907's father left >>908 for a women that doesn't collect Hello Kitty merchandise and isn't afraid of touching a penis. (>>907 was adopted).

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 01:13

>>909 was highly disturbed when in spite of the high production values and prodigious use of CGI in the first Rebuild of Evangelion film the aeroplanes nevertheless did not move in a realistic manner when banking.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 01:43

>>909 and >>910 doesn't realize that the above things don't make the previous posters nerds. Also, >>910 refuses to watch anything unless it is dubbed in Japanese.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 02:06

>>911 Has a phaser that is set to stun.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 03:56

>>912 reads Slashdot religiously.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 04:00

>>913 browses DQN so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 05:08

>>914 browses Slashdot so much he overloaded the server's bandwidth cap.

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 18:11

>>915 has a blog that gets slashdotted regularly.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 18:44

>>916 thinks 1YB is still to few

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 23:52

>>917 knows what a YB is.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 07:35

>>918 is proud of not reading Slashdot.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 12:19

>>919 Has a webcam that is just like the one in TRON.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 13:24

>>920 also has a webcam, thinks of using it for Chatroulette, but fears his social anxiety would make it awkward.

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 14:47

>>921 learned to program sooner he learned how to tie his shoes.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 17:46

>>922 likes pose in front of the mirror with a fake katana.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6092 20:44

>>923 cosplays regularly at anime conventions.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 01:12

>>924 takes pictures of cosplayers, then goes home and carries on the proud tradition of journalism at Sankakucomplex by writing an article entitled "Sexy Otaku Convention Goddess Touhou Ecchi Cosplay Wardrobe Malfunction".

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6093 23:49

>>925 Slashdotted that article.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 20:44

>>926 worships CowboyNeal.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 17:27

>>927 can't tie his shoes very well, so he just slips them on and off so he doesn't have to.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 18:27

>>928 Built the automatic lacing shoes that were in Back To The Future.

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6097 23:42

>>929 watched Back to the Future eighty-seven times.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 05:49

>>930 bought a replica Back-To-The-Future DeLorean, but does not drive it because he it makes him stand out to much which aggravates his social anxiety. However, he does sit behind the wheel and say "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads", over and over again.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 08:00

>>931 was an extra in Back to the Future.

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 11:09

>>932 is Wil Wheaton

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 17:30

>>933 is Eddie Deezen.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 19:53

>>934 is waiting eagerly for the singularity.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6099 18:16

>>935 writes alternate prehistory fanfiction.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:31

>>936 draws rule 34 pictures.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 15:33

>>937 spends an inordinate amount of time organizing his porn collection.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 16:04

>>938 wrote shell scripts for the same task.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6101 23:25

>>939 is creating a new *ix shell command interpreter, which he will name for his animoo waifu.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 04:57

>>940 wrote the same thing than >>939, but in assembly level.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:39

>>941 accuses people of being pandas outside of DQN, and wonders why people don't really talk to him.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:39

>>942 accuses pandas of being people ironically.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 21:48

>>943 has Asperger's Syndrome and is therefore incapable of comprehending or using irony.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:27

>>944 Had his picture taken so that he would appear in the dictionary under "Asperger's"

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 02:42

>>945 knows how many toothpicks are left in the box

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6103 21:37

>>946 Built so many starships and time machines, that he now builds teleportation machines.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 00:38

>>947 Tries to use very complex mathematical formula to figure out the meaning of pieces of contemporary art.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 01:27

>>948 knew they should have used "formulae" but don't want to look ostentatious

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6105 23:14

>>949 had to try really really hard not to type "formulæ".

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 01:52

>>950 memorized the entire unicode character set.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 06:44

>>951 can eyeball mojibake and get the general gist of what it's supposed to say

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6107 14:29

>>952 reads mojibake by translating it to Esperanto then from there to English.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6113 15:49

knows the name of every microprocessor from AY2149 to Z-80

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 06:45

>>954 turned off Javascript to keep megahurtz devoted to folding@home

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6114 21:09

>>955 is a Panda.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>956 laughs hysterically when hearing "panda".

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:37

>>957 have gone bu~n IRL.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6115 20:55

>>958 is devoting his life to creating an IRL Emergency Mittens button.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 18:22

>>959 feels naked without his pocket calculator.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 20:07

>>960 went for halloween last year as a TI-80

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6116 21:15

>>961 learnt the dance from the ED of HeartCatch Precure but only ever performs it to his pet rabbit, Gerald.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 00:51

>>962 lives in mortal fear of GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 13:57

>>963 is GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS, and currently approaching >>962's position in his home made Pandamobile.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 16:15

>>964 Is Slayer Moon, sworn to defeat the GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS with a magic wand.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 18:31

>>965's bedroom is full of Sailor Moon figurines and hug pillows.

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 20:37

>>966's bedroom is full of Card Captor Sakura figurines, hug pillows, fan comics, OST cds, and blu-ray discs

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 23:42

>>967's bedroom is full of Evangelion memorabilia instead.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 12:31

>>968 prefers to maintain ascetic purity in his obesession, and sneers at those who feel the need to prove theirs with merchandise.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 13:04

>>969 Doesn't buy collectible anime stuff. He steals it from the movie studio.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 19:33

>>970 steals it from >>969 instead.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6119 12:20

>>971 was put in prison for stealing. He claims the time spent in prison is the way to prove how much he loves his favorite anime.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 10:43

>>972 claims his hug pillows dropped the soap.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6120 21:01

>>973 Is a chubby chaser otaku that has a Real Drive mattress for a hug pillow.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 09:59

>>974 refused to wash his hug pillows until they paid their share of the rent.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 10:06

>>975 washes his favorite hug pillow every day while talking to it as if it's a mentally handicapped 14 year old girl.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 13:27

>>976 Had reverse eye surgery so he can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6121 19:18

>>977 wishes he could afford the surgery, having to put his hands next to his eyes and make "pew-pew" noises instead.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 14:44

>>978 creates messages that will self destruct

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:22

>>979 knows every wordfilters of this board.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:23

>>980 created his own imageboard.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 18:27

>>981 created his own imageboard, then banned everyone.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6126 23:13

>>982 just lost the game.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 00:57

>>983 lead to the destruction of 4chan

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 07:14

>>984 wears three wolfshirts in layers to triple his output of awesome.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:44

>>985 owns a Guy Fawkes mask, but never wore it because he's a shut-in.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6127 18:58

>>986 owns a Guy Fawkes mask too, but only wears it when he watches himself in the mirror while masturbating.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6130 22:29

>>987 feels socially anxious about the approaching end of this thread.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 02:42

>>988 often projects yet blames others for doing so.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 15:53

>>989 Earned thousands of dollars by leveling up other player profiles.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 21:31

>>990 is annoyed by the continued use of .rar and .zip in a time where .7z is available.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 22:58

>991 wrote his own compression program

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6131 23:11

>>992 has posted many rants to Usenet about lossless compression.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:20

>>993 dreams of having an asteroid named after him.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 00:32

>>993 wrote a report in the eighth grade about the arc/zip controversy

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 02:35

>>995 reads reports as a hobby.

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:24

>>996

Is a loser and I don't like him.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:27

>>997 is that meathead who beat me up and stole my lunch money in primary school

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 04:28

>>998 is such a nerd he replied to himself just to get the last post of the thread

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