>>502 is the only one who speaks lojban. This is why he has no friends left.
>>503 is developing a hybrid of lojban and Japanese so that he will be understood by absolutely no one.
>>506 has developed an acute form of delusional schizophrenia from pretending his everyday life is as mysterious as Sherlock Holmes'.
>>510 lacks the masculine qualities of facial hair and muscular structure.
512GET
>>512
Specifically got the 512GET because the first computer that he ever bought came with 512MBs of RAM, and it brought back happy memories.
beg your husband to fuck you but he preffers play videogames or study science.
SYN, SYN+ACK, ACK. >>517 Always initiates conversation with his friends using the three-way-handshake.
>>519 leaves DQN only to run to his local convenience store and demand udon before, at the confusion of the cashier, settling for cup noodles.
>>523 can still diagnose connection problems simply by listening to the dial-up noise.
>>526 has hosted three successful dial-up BBSes over the last 20 years, as well as four failed ones. He is currently preparing to launch his eighth BBS.
>>527
Knows this as he is a BBS enthusiast and hosts and regularly updates an internet database of dial-up BBSes.
>>528 was interviewed and appears in Jason Scott's BBS Documentary.
>>531 has never heard of NetHack because he is a REAL PROGRAMMER and mere computer games are no challenge for a REAL PROGRAMMER.
>>533 believes Tuomo Valkonen is a god among men and can do no wrong.
>>535 finds Nethack boring and would rather play a better nerdy game, which isn't really saying anything.
>>536 posts in all lower case and without punctuation because his native language is Python.
>>537 was rehabilitated for using such a degree of abbreviation that often times he would only type using one side of the keyboard, because he programmed assembly code.
>>538 Knew about All Your Base long before it spread across the internet.
>>540 considered posting that in Tengwar before he remembered that not all browsers support Elvish runes like his does.
>>541 is a skilled assassin in Unreal Tournament games, but is the first to lose in paintball.
>>551 laments the days when cultured gentlemen garnered respect in their community, and has attempted to establish central meeting places based on several enlightenment style philosophical unions. So far he has only mildly succeeded with "Peaceful Positivists" and "Sapere Aude Kantian Kommons", but considers just moving to Cambridge.
>>553 Has the periodic table of elements printed on his underwear, his bedsheets, and his wallpaper. However, he doesn't need it printed it anywhere, he memorized all of it.
>>556 is incapable of being a father because he spends his days locked in a closet, listening to internet jazz and playing touhou. No girls know he exists. Very depressing.
>>557 shot a wad of semen into a time portal, which impregnated some woman, and then she gave birth to a cruel totalitarian leader that ruined the era, and then created a time paradox.
>>558 predicted when and where said time portal would open up, and had his daughter stand in the exact spot, such that her vagina would receive the rogue semen. The experiment was a success.
>>560 tried to build his own Fortress of Solitude, only to fail because of lack of funds.
>>561 Built a custom computer with a combined espresso maker for all night LAN parties.
>>563 Can't afford a DeLorean for his time machine prototype, and has to settle for an IROC Camaro.
>>566 Can't afford a whipping from that one chick in the classified ads. He spent so much money buying a collector's edition box set of Highlander blu ray discs, that he had 3 cents left in his bank account.
>>570's warp drive warped through time during test. As a result it crushed three drunk men to death in some small village in siberia in 2015.
>>571 once attempted to sue CERN for potential damages caused by rogue bosons traveling through time.
>>572 once attempted to sue CERN for stealing one of his warp drive experiments.
>>573 Created an H-game that uses the WII controller for special purposes.
>>579 pastes "( ˃ ˂)" into the name field every time he posts on DQN just so that he can say he's one of the few people who DOESN'T post without a name, without the stigmas of name and tripcode usage.
>>580 sees no higher code of honor than that of anonymous BBSes.
>>581 thinks anonymous BBSes are stupid and that Usenet is still the best place to stop for REAL discussion.
>>584 visits technology-related Usenet groups on a regular basis.
>>586 has been exchanging sweet nothings with his Usenet sweetheart for going on 20 years now. Maybe one day they'll meet, and his life will be complete.
>>587 downloaded vocaloid because he will never get a real girl to sing for him.
>>588 remembers when he was young, dumb, and horny, staying up late nights to feed input to his sweet vocaloid. Now he's an adult, mature, and holding a steady job. He recently saved up enough cash to buy a Real Doll.
>>592 pretends he's never posted on 4chan /b/ for fear of being mocked by his dokyun "friends"
>>595 would usually have said "ITT we miss the point" but feels less than his usual enthusiasm for TLAs today.