>>800 Knows the latin name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined but in reality is a blunt brute who is rather clumsy.
>>801 knows the Klingon name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear a blunt brute preoccupied with a nebulous concept of honor but in reality is smart and refined.
>>803 knows the Esperanto name for ordinary household equipment so as to appear smarter and more refined and preoccupied with fine cigars but in reality smokes blunts.
>>805 Communicates in sign language while wearing a Power Glove.
>>806 got the idea from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV_0nGhxx2g
>>807 is by no means a nerd, not being highly intelligent or socially awkward or having obsessive hobbies, but she does dress in Geek Chic fashion and call herself a nerd because she's really an otherwise unappealing ditz that can't get attention from non-dork males.
>>813 Cosplays as an extremely minor character so only the nerdiest of nerds will recognize him.
>>820 Is in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the number of fake motivational posters created.
>>822 Created the Grand Unified Theory, but hasn't told anybody about it yet.
>>824 Lives in a tiny studio apartment, and has all the special gadgetry fount in a computer genius's mansion.
>>826
Had sex with Stallman, hence the acronym. My CAPTCHA is flap.
>>827 believes his captcha will begin to life and have sex with him.
>>828 enjoys glamorizing an unrealistic image of male homosexuality through yaoi, mostly because precious few straight men have been interested in her.
>>829 is one of those tools who adamantly argues that there are girls on the Internet.
>>830 is one of those tools that gives free things to 'girls' in MMORPGs on the Internet.
>>832 Is one of those "girls" that has more money and special items gained from posing as a "girl" than with completing missions and killing enemies.
>>836 Is a retro-otaku that has a warehouse full of anime made between 1980 and 1997, and frequently makes snobby remarks toward younger people watching newer anime.
>>838 learned machine language for the Motorola 6502 processor just so that he could write new games for his thirty-year-old Atari 2600 console.
>>839 Owns everything that uses a Motorola 6502, and also owns everything with a Zilog Z80.
>>840 Is currently in a parallel universe when the SEGA Master System/SEGA MKIII was much more popular than the NES/Famicom.
>>841 uses terms like "parallel universe" with the casual assumption that everyone else will be familiar with this and other terms from science fiction novels.
>>842 tries to insult other nerds to prop up his self-esteem.
>>844 is incapable of speaking to people unless they are wearing clothes which suggest that they share an interest for graphic novels made in 1998
>>845 has a large collection of graphic novels from the 1980s and 1990s.
>>846 Violently corrects people who use the American dubbed title of certain Animes from the 1970s and 1980s
>>847 Is a Shutoko Otaku because he loves Shutoko Battle games.
>>849 clears his cache and browser history every few minutes in fear of someone finding out he visits futanari-boards.
>>850 makes his futanari fetish publicly known through custom t-shirts.
>>851 collects the rarest futanari manga in existence, and sometimes pays $2,000 for an extremely rare futanari manga.
>>852 was forced by his mommy to sell all his futanari doujins, even the extremely rare ones.
>>855 knows what "futanari" means, and you have to admit that's pretty nerdy.
>>857 tries to keep his powerlevel low by saying futanari is extreme.
>>858 Is a cross dresser that buys all his clothes at Lane Bryant
>>859 designed Lane Bryant's website in the early days of the Internet
>>862 Built the greatest climate research lab in his attic, and is now researching the impact of jocks on the environment
>>863 Built his own airplane from the ground up, using flight simulators.
>>864 went to the bank to cash a paycheck for $512. When the cashier asked him how he wanted it back, he said "four $128 bills please."
>>865
Cashed a check from Don Knuth... because he had a spare.
>>866 Built his own ghost busting machinery and fixed a haunted building, until he crossed the streams with his friend.
>>867 could have told him that he must never cross the streams.
>>870 Created 100 different websites that are all like a miniature Wikipedia that sound similar, except they cover a smaller range of topics.
>>871 successfully flew a Boeing 747 on the first try without any formal training because he played Top Gun so much that he landed the virtual Tomcat on the virtual aircraft carrier.
>>872 knows his business, because he is a terrorist. A terrorist nerd.
>>873 Doesn't wear a shirt without a pocket protector and at least 10 pens.
>>875 imagines that the different options on Internet polls are political parties and tries to figure out which coalition would scrape a plurality.
>>876 Uses hacks to vote thousands of times on one web poll, causing chaos for political analysts.
>>877 wants me to laugh at him for reviving an old thread just to come up with a nerdy remark,
>>879 is on a low-irony diet, because his form of autism causes him to take everything literally.
>>880 gets a tender feeling about caring officers when he reads 'two held by police after drug seizures'.
>>882 pretends he's cool, extroverted, and has a lot friends whenever he's around people, but actually most of those "parties" involve a private carrel at the library.
>>885 has a pictures of his 8-bit computer collection in his wallet which he refers to as his "children".
>>886 has thousands of pictures of a certain anime girl that he calls "Mai waifu."
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