( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
it would be incredibly warm and really hard to run around.
Reality being replaced with a virtual reality MMORPG.
( ί -ί) Too many people drooling over night elves.
( ί ί) A world where eurobeat is the only music! And everyone has an awesome car.
( ί -ί) There'd be no escaping the Techno Twins then.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Rei's actually served food!
( ί -ί) It'd taste too much like it came out of Rei's ascii.
( ˃ ˂) A world where there are free cupcakes every Tuesday!
( ί -ί) All that frosting would get my mittens dirty.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Aeris never died!
( ί -ί) She'd be too weak to be useful since you neglected to level her.
( ˃ ˂) A world where TABLECATs are supreme rulers!
( ί -ί) We'd have more cats than tables which will mark the start of a kitten-based revolution for tables and supreme rulership.
( ˃ ˂) A world with only kittens!
( ί -ί) No point in hamsters being as big as cats. They'd bite our skin off now though.
( ˃ ˂) A world where people don't get bullied or beaten up.
( ί -ί) The mentally and physically weak would stop killing themselfs/being killed and spread their inferior genes, making the entire species weaker as a result.
( ί ί) A world in which Caramell Dansen is continually looped in the back ground and the sky is the .gif of Mii and Mai dancing and that every time the song started over you forgot that you just heard it so it's like hearing it for the first time so it never gets annoying!
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) A world where everyone has a sexfriend !!!
( ί -ί) A world where everyone has herpes...
( ί ί) A world where the use of giant robots is a viable military tactic!
( ί -ί) I wouldn't get to use one because I have horrible co-ordination...
( ί ί) A world where video games are real!
( ί -ί)That would mean games like Fatal Frame would be real and that would be terrifying.
( ί ί) A world where the emergency mittens where real and a real crises could be averted by releasing them!
( ί -ί) Wait I'm not done eating my Tuesday cupcake how do you expect me to put on emergency mittens while eaMRRRRRMPH
( ί ί) A world where everyone communicated only in tiny S-JIS-made faces!
( ί -ί) Yet another popular MMORPG, people waste their lives on...
( ί ί) THERE IS A RACE OF CAT- AND FOX- GIRLS!
( ί -ί) They would likely refuse to breed with normal humans, and instead only breed with cat- and fox-boys.
( ί ί) People can fly as long as they're wearing mittens!
( ί -ί) They would freeze to death. except for their hands of course.
Also, shitbombs.
( ί ί) Like Kirby, by eating something you could inherit its properties!
( ί -ί) Diarrhea for lunch.
( ί ί) A world separated into communities of 150 people or less! (Dunbar's number)
( ί -ί) People will commit mass suicide when they realise that their world is based on a lie because multi core processors are just a cheap way to make products LOOK better bu not act better.
( ί ί) A World where the russian space mirror actually opened up and was orbiting earth right now!!!
( ί -ί) Russia would rule the world by keeping us all awake too long to struggle.
( ί ί) A world with 36 hours days!
( ί -ί) They would be covered in hobo urine. Gallons of it.
( ί ί) A world with Bill Nye the Science Guy as its absolute, immortal ruler!
( ί -ί) His brilliant methods of obtaining genetic immortality would leave us all floating about space and such after the earth was dematerialized by this or that alien civilization.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had an IQ above 140!
( ί -ί) They were all busy inventing (unfunny) stuff and there would be no fun in the world.
( ί ί) The world of immortal souls!
( ί -ί) Souls don't have pen0rs or Fiber Optic modems for the downloading of Cardcaptor Sakura loli.
( ˃ ˂) A world where you wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life and you climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down, you see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison in the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super highway!
( ί -ί) أين الحمّام؟
( ˃ ˂) The entire world becoming Saitama!
( ί -ί) Saitama losing it's unique charm.
( ˃ ˂) Re-stationing the Elitist Superstructure in Saitama!
( ί -ί) I do not want to be shot at the end of the flash.
( ˃ ˂) A world with sounds replaced with only wierd noises from lucky star!
( ί -ί) I would want to kill everything after a long while.
( ˃ ˂) An infallible world!
( ί -ί) There would be no people...
( ˃ ˂) A world separated into two officially recognised teams- Good and Evil.
( ί -ί) One side would have to be Skins, thus exposing us to the jiggling torsos of half the fat people in the world.
( ˃ ˂) One world under a lumberjackocracy!
( ί -ί) We would run out of trees, then start chopping lampposts and telephone poles. Eventually we would run out of those as well, and take to chopping each other.
( ˃ ˂) A world where Powerstone 2 tournaments are more popular than soccer, baseball and golf put together!
( ί -ί) There would be a PDA system that would blair nothing but " I'M THE SCATMAN - SHIBIDYBIDY... MMMBODOBO! " until we inevitably kill ourselves.
( ˃ ˂) Everyone is telepathic, thus creating a global consciousness!
( ί -ί) ... School, Work, Going Out, all of those would be unbearable.
( ˃ ˂) A world where people have the power to redesign themselves, their homes, etc, using up the same existing space, but adding on virtual space (where you wouldn't be walkting into but out of, example: you get to the wall on your living room, you switch ambiences and then you turn back and it's a new room, but in the same space, a fourth dimension, so to speak).
( ί -ί) Somebody would get stuck inbetween, for sure.
( ί ί) The world made of one giantic mitten!
( ί -ί) Mittens would be used as maps and globes rather than as clothing and masturbation devices.
( ί ί) A world where everybody is named Dennis Rodman!
( ί -ί) Everyone would have AIDS, and star in bad movies that no one else will go to because they suck and they're busy with their own movies.
( ί ί) A world where nobody ages!
( ί -ί) Grandpa would be off having sex with supermodels and beating up hooligans to keep his multi-million dollar empire of street crime afloat instead of making fun of Junior for our entertainment.
( ί ί) A world where the Funk never died!
( ί -ί) And neither did Disco.
( ί ί) A world of cadillacs and dinosaurs!
( ί -ί) Dinosaurs x cars porn already exists. I donLt want this to happen for real.
( ί ί) A dessert world!
( ί -ί) Vegetables would become the new treat.
( ί ί) A desert world!
( ί -ί) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".
( ί ί) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!
( ί -ί) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ί ί) A world of free love!
( ί -ί) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.
( ί ί) Finland!
( ί -ί) Too little time for sex because I'd be working on Half-Life 3.
( ί ί) A world where "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" didn't exist!
( ί -ί) I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know, and I will never know, and therefore I already live in that world and it's not that great.
( ί ί) A world where you could still get fedoras really easily!
( ί -ί) A world where greasy, obnoxious sysadmins have to find another way to distinguish themselves, possibly involving assless chaps.
( ί ί) A world where pi and e are rational numbers!
( ί -ί) A world where the uncertainty principle was not needed, everything about physics was discovered by Newton, and where computers probably didn't exist.
( ί ί) A world where real magical spells could be invoked by obscure mathematical formulas! Besides the ability we already have of conjuring the spirits of the computer with not-so-magical spells!
( ί -ί) Spellcasters should be saved for the chick characters and we don't need them to be fat and/or full of acne.
( ί ί) A world where spells could be invoked by cute lolis chanting love poems and waving magical wands/staves!
( ί -ί) The world would fill with pedos wanting the girls to play with their magical staves.
Either that, or everybody's job would be to collect the Clow.
( ί ί) A world where spells were real and could be cast with real jesus-like love!
( ί -ί) I'm atheist though.
( ί ί) A world of total atheism!
( ί -ί) ... Dude that poses so many problems that I don't even know were to start. Just think: without religion most people would go insane and loose their raison d'être.
( ί ί) A world where everyone has their primary needs satisfied !
( ί -ί) BOOOOOOOOOOOORING
( ί ί) A world where Batman, Turkey was full of Batmen and Batwomen!
( ί -ί) Everyone would run around bitching about their dead parents
( ί ί) A world without spelling or typing mistakes!
( ί -ί) A grey world without Grammar Nazis.
( ί ί) A world where cannabis is as legal as beer.
( ί -ί) It would be like cooking stew in a pot of cold water...
( ί ί) A world where nerds didn't need revenge!
( ί -ί) A world where everyone speaks lojban.
( ί ί) A world where everyone can be a true American! Fuck yeah!
( ί ί) Actually that sounds pretty nice!
( ί ί) A world where I never woke up from this wonderful dream!
( ί -ί) There would be no 4-ch.
( ί ί) A world where internet isn't addicting !
( ί -ί) Compulsive delusional worrying about negativities in former world.
( ί ί) A world where the only ticket to popularity is knowing all the words to Cruel Angel Thesis!
( ί -ί) All the Koreans would be popular.
( ί ί) A world without fake nerds while nerd-ism is still mainstream!
( ί -ί) Impossible. If something is mainstream, insecure people will become posers in the hope they are accepted by the masses. Even if it could happen, people would be constantly trying to out-nerd each other, alpha nerds in each city would be in the thousands instead of the tens, more plain nerdy silent frigid virgin girls and you'd get shit like Nerd Idol appearing. Everything else I can think of is good (chess replacing football / soccer, math rock, post-rock, classical, chiptune, jazz and avant-garde electronica getting played on mainstream radio, the economy not being in a fucking mess etc.)
( ί ί) A world where people never back stabbed one-another!
( ί -ί) People would then just stab you in the face.
( ί ί) A world without those weird disembodied voices!
( ί -ί) The voices would be coming from dead bodies, which is even creepier.
( ί ί) A world in which I have a sandwich right now!
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( ί -ί) One less sandwich for the rest of us.
( ί ί) The cake is not a lie!
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Portal? How petit bourgeoisie.
(₯ิ₯ิ)Α-̾ A word where cigarette smoking is once again an instant ticket to coolness and respectability!
( ί ί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ί -ί) Doing it wrong.
( ί ί) A world in which everyone does it right!
( ί -ί) A world where we don't have people like >>80 to laugh at.
( ί ί) A world where broccoli tastes like filet mignon!
( ί -ί) The price of broccoli would sky-rocket.
( ί ί) A world where smokers INSTANTLY DIE the second they puff!
( ί -ί) Smoking would never catch on, because there would never be anyone to pass on the "cool." Also, the government would fall apart without all those delicious, delicious taxes.
( ί ί) Everyone played "Go", and the world hierarcy (deciding income, jobs, home type, class, and social circle) was based on your playing skill. Once a year, tiered tournaments would occur worldwide to decide the new hierarchy, or you could challenge someone to 5 games and by winning most of them you could exchange lives.
( ί -ί) I would miss >79-san
( ί ί) A world where ideas appears automatically!
( ί -ί) Less people would act with great single-minded drive to improve society with their wonderful ideas and instead sit around all day thinking.
( ί ί) A world where nerdy girls actually liked nerdy boys instead of using our likeness as a fucking ticket to uniqueness and continually driving us into the ground with their god damn excuses and bullshit and lies and mismatched, horribly uncontrollable sexual drive which apparently can only be satisfied by a jerk who doesn't even know what a command-line is, doesn't read, doesn't even watch anime, and is generally good for nothing more than fulfilling wonderful sexual fantasies oh god please take it all away oh god oh god oh god
( ί -ί) A world where relationships would fall apart based on their own merits, slowly and painfully, rather than when someone better comes along.
( ί ί) A world where it was -10 Celcius all the time!
( ί -ί) It'd be pretty cold and things would die off
( ί ί) Planet earth shaped like a giant mitten!
( ί -ί) How the hell do I use these potions?!
( ί ί) A world where hookshotting was the main form of transportation!
( x_x) THERE'S A HOOKSHOT IN MY EYE!!! AGH!!!
( ί ί) A world where Anarchy Reigned!
( ί -ί) An entire wardrobe built on the theme of damaged/studded leather? No thanks.
( ί ί) A world where the only accepted system of currency was those huge stones they have on that one Pacific Island somewhere!
( ί -ί) The process diagram will contain oh my god look at the hooters on that one oh shit I just typed that out. Dammit, I did it again! God I hate this wind keyboard interface. backspace backspace... Wait! not the world, the action you stupid computer!
( ί ί) A world where we were at war with Vulcan, the theoritical planet exactly like ours that is in the same orbit as us, only on the opposite side of the sun.
( ί -ί) Each planet would have to send off fleets in the directions opposite their respective orbits, thus allowing them to come within the boundaries of each other without chasing a planet all the way around the sun, also probably making it really annoying for starships stationed in orbit for long periods of time because they'd have to always adjust their position to within bounds of their home planet. And if they thought Vulcan was Earth or Earth was Vulcan then shit would get really messy.
( ί ί) A world where everyone had a catdog!
( ί -ί) True, having cute heads on both ends would be awesome, but they would have to decide among the halves who got to be the pooper for the day, and seeing a dog or cat barfing up shit is definately on my "Nightmare" level.
( ί ί) Space travel was far cheaper because of space elevators!
( ί -ί) God damn it, Gary.
( ί ί) A world where power levels were recognized human transition states!
( ί -ί) Mass Emo floods as everyone disagrees with their power level of (log e).
( ί ί) A world where it was always warm, everything was free, nobody hoarded, and work was a happy duty.
( ί -ί) There's not enough space for everyone in Cuba.
( ί ί) A world without cats! It's flawless!