ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:35

( ) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!

( ) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 02:46

( -) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.

( ) A world without STDs/STIs

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 07:47

( -) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?

( ) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 14:52

( -) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.

( ) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5665 21:00

( -) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.

( ) A world were the Saturn was well made!

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 00:42

( -) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?

( ) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!

607 Name: TalentlessTroll : 1993-09-5666 01:20

( -) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.

( ) A world where breathing is unnecesary.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 07:06

( -) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.

( ) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 17:04

( -) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!

( ) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5666 23:58

( -) That is the current world!

( ) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:07

( -) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

( ) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 16:33

( -) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:22

( -) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.

( ) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5667 19:41

( -) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.

( ) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!

615 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5668 02:23

( -) FUCK YOU.

( )

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 04:46

( -) No money in that racket.

( ) !!!

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 08:14

( -) ...
( ) Everyone is ten feet tall!

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 14:52

( -) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..

( ) A world with self-tidying apartments!!

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 15:25

( -) No maid, no maiddog.
( ) Moon bases!

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 16:20

( -) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.

( ) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5668 23:02

( -) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.

( ) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5669 00:04

( -) Rubbery golf wezaa today.

( ) A world where pixel graphics remained state of the art!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5670 23:09

( -) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy

( ) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 12:31

( -) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.

( ) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!

625 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:37

( -) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 15:39

( -)...
( ) A world with world BU-Ning championships!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 16:39

( -) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun

( ) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:41

( -) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.

( ) All English speakers use British spellings only!

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:51

( -) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs

( ) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5671 17:54

( ) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!

( ) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!

631 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5671 23:29

( -) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.

( ) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 01:30

( -) He rapes everyone.

( ) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 08:35

( -) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!

( ) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 13:05

( -) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.

( ) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 16:45

( -) Poop in the Uterus.

( ) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 18:00

( -) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.

( ) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 19:41

( -) No more space movies

( ) A world with no space movies!

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:01

( -) Nothing but chick flicks as far as the eye can see.

( ) A world with no chick flicks!

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5672 20:38

( -) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.

( ) A world with no space movies!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:04

( -) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.

( ) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 01:39

( -) Starbucks goes out of business.

( ) Sea kittens are actual kittens!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 12:18

( -) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:35

( >u<) HNNNNNNNNG

( ) No more racism, everyone is white!

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:41

( -) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.

( ) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 19:44

( -) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?

( ) We eat the Dead!

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5673 23:25

( -) Prions.

( ) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 07:56

( -) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.

( ) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 17:03

( -) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/

( ) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5674 19:20

( -) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.

( ) A world without religion!

651 Name: i OցOj : 1993-09-5675 11:21

( -) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.

( ) A world in which ( ˃ ˂) turned back into i OցOj !

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 00:38

( -) I wouldn't be here as much.

( ) A wizard government!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 15:16

( -) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.

( ) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 15:41

( -) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.

( ) We lived in a Dyson sphere!

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 21:59

( -) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries

( ) Machines powered by love!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:30

( -) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.

( ) Machines powered by crap!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 14:37

( -) UNBEATABLE MACHINES

( ) The plot of the Watchmen came true!

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 17:52

( -) Awfully hard on people named Bernie.

( ) We live on a ringworld!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 19:16

( -) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...

( ) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:10

( -) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.

( ) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:17

( -) Every politician is George Bush

( ) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:08

( -) Obesity is rampant.

( ) A world full of sexy magic elves!

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:16

( -) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads

( ) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 01:41

( -) Third Impact.

( ) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 06:03

( -) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.

( ) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 08:00

( -) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.

( D) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 12:01

( -) Hmm, in that case...

( ) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 14:40

( -) Nobody to purge the trolls

( ) Every Home had a Holodeck!

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5679 15:22

( -) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.

( ) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 00:22

( -) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.

( ) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 05:46

( -) They're still not interested in me.

( ) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:08

( -) The world is a lot more gay.

( ) A world where you can create your own worlds!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:12

( -) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.

( ) A world of giant sentient penises!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 10:19

( -) A world of giant sentient penises.

(ิ_ิ)-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 14:48

( -) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.

( ) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:10

( -) But then there would not be lots of penises.

( ) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 17:55

( -) I don't exist in that world.

( -) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:24

( -) The world would never live up to the concept.

( -) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 20:27

( ) Finally, some peace and quiet!

( -) You show up uninvited anyway.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 00:43

( ) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 01:08

( -) I saw an opportunity to turn it around, sue me.

682 Name: TT : 1993-09-5682 01:24

( ) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 05:11

( -) -

( ) A world where-
( -) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ) A world where I had an idea for this thread!

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5682 13:13

( -) We would dismiss it thusly.

( ) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 00:36

( -) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.

( ) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 06:44

( -) Disney sues for copyright infringement.

( ) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:09

( -) Phallic imagery.

( ) Phallic imagery!

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:27

( -) Feminists complain incessantly.

( ) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:32

( -) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.

( ) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:39

( -) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.

( ) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:56

( -) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.

( ) A world where everyday is Sunday!

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 14:59

( -) Church every morning, and the banks are never open.

( ) A world where I got paid twice as much as I do now!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:04

( -) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.

( ) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:05

( -) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.

( ) A world where sweets and puppies are free!

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:18

( -) Pedophiles are out of ammo.

( ) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:25

( -) No TEH REI.

( ߃) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:43

( -) Homework.

( ߃) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:49

( -) Environmentalists would constantly be turning the sun off to conserve it.

( ) A world with no TEH REI

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:13

( -) A world with no TEH REI.

( ) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:28

( -) Global starvation with a delicate hint of apathy.

( ) A world where everyone eats lots of fiber!
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