( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) People with peanut allergies wou-
( ฿ ฿) Wait, that's a good thing!
( ฿ ฿) A world where second impact really happened!
( ฿ -฿) Shinji.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we were invaded by Lunarians!
( ฿ -฿) Palom and Porom
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could shoot yourself in the head and instead of dieing mythical people/creatures come out!
Zeus is a serial rapist.
A world where we were invaded by sexy librarians!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be more interested in the books than you.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we were invaded by sexy police officers!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be more interested in the crooks than you.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we were invaded by sexy paramedics!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be more interested in helping crooks, cops, and librarians than you.
( ฿ ฿) An invincible Gort-Like entity forces mankind to cease hostilities.
( ฿ -฿) We would become docile and inherently susceptible to attack by hostile aliens... or Gort.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all substances were both delicious and non-toxic!
( ฿ -฿) But they wouldn't have proper nutrition.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all substances were delicious, non-toxic, and nutritious!
( ฿ -฿) I somehow doubt Gort would approve.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Gort!
( ฿ -฿) That's what we have now.
( ฿ ฿) A world with somewhat more mittens!
( ฿ -฿) Mitten inflation.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which we could print more money without depreciation in value.
A poor world with no currency.
A poor world with no currency.
( ฿ -฿) EEE
( ฿ ฿) A world with disembodied voices!
( ฿ -฿)How would I tell them apart from the diembodied voices I already hear?
( ฿ ฿)A world where Hirano Aya is the God-Empress of mankind!
( ฿ -฿) But I like Matsuoka Yuki better.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Matsuoka Yuki is the Goddess-Empress of mankind!
( ฿ -฿) You'd have that awesome space cannon and it would never get used...
( ฿ ฿) A world where Canada is cut off with a giant buzz saw and tied to Australia so it can't bother us anymore!
( ฿ -฿) Upon the breakup of Canada, Russia becomes world's largest landmass. Newly elected, wholly permanent, and easily frightened republican majority in US government passes bill declaring Russia "unamerican". Cold War II ensues.
( ฿ ฿) A world where politicians fought their own wars!
( ฿ -฿) California would be a world power.
( ฿ ฿) A world where domestic and international disputes were settled by a cutest kitten contest.
( ฿ -฿) Then we won't have cute kittens on the internet because of their value.
( ฿ ฿) A World Where All Words First Letters Are Capitalized!
( ฿ -฿) It seems we must pay for it in apostrophes
( ฿ ฿) A world where people actually listened when they are taught proper grammar and punctuation in primary school!
( ฿ -฿) We would spend all a ton of time adding useless, unimportant punctuation to our writing. Also, spoken English and written English would diverge into two different languages since current spoken English is not "grammatically correct" and is only going to change further as time goes on.
( ฿ ฿) A world where shows like Gossip Girl didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) I'm sorry. But I don't want teenybopper fanmasses migrating out of KTLA and into my quality shows.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we can see what would happen within the very near future due to our actions in the present! Killers will actually have to work for their kills. People will be more aware of that dog poop that someone is bound to step on. I will be more graceful in dodging traffic as traffic is to dodging me!
( ฿ -฿) I'd get headaches from all those damned visions
( ฿ ฿) A world with giant robots! Mobile Suits!
( ฿ -฿) We all would not have the money to buy some. It would be a toy for the rich.
( ฿ ฿) A world without money!
( ฿ -฿) We already covered that, but okay. Have fun trying to buy your PS3 with 200 chickens. OH WAIT! they don't need any chickens. they want a Bull. But the guy with the bull wants two horses! The guy with the horses wa - HEY THIS IS A POINT AND CLICK INVENTORY ADVENTURE!
( ฿ ฿) A world without kids who go to college, hear a few lectures, and think they know everything about the world and how to fix all it's problems. "O HEY GUIZ LET'S STOP THE CORPORATIONS LOL I'M SO HIGH LOOK AT MY SCARF!"
( ฿ -฿) So a world where Family Guy didn't exist...
( ฿ ฿) Sounds good to me!
( ฿ -฿) On second though, anything that sounds good to him makes me feel wrong inside...
( ฿ ฿) Prison Reality TV Shows!
( ฿ -฿) Most people aren't that much into gay rape, so they would cancel it.
( ฿ ฿) A world where no one could die and everyone were sterile
( ฿ -฿) We already covered overpopulation
( ฿ ฿) A world where people read the entire thread or at least used ctrl+f
( ฿ -฿) We'd all most likely be too insecure about our hypothetical situations being as high quality as everyone else's.
( ฿ ฿) A world much like >>528's, except that we could view detailed write-ups of how those same kids ended up working mindless jobs as code monkeys!
( ฿ -฿) Code monkey jobs are already out-sourced.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the Tanasๆๆinn was a nice place to rest!
( ฿ -฿) Thinking instead of feeling would get me kicked out of the best hotel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody modified their own car rather than leave it the way it left the factory!
( ฿ -฿) Folgers cans instead of mufflers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where a vehicle was judged based on its ability to perform an INITIAL DURIFTO as opposed to its conformity to the ricer aesthetic.
( ฿ -฿)Someone would eventually drift so hard that they open a rift to the dimension of Dinosaur Drifters, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with velociraptors that can drive.
( ฿ ฿)A world where dinosaurs are raised to fight each other in dino-gladiator matches for the amusement of mankind!
( ฿ -฿) What if one escaped
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ฿ -฿) A world where you made a decent post that wasn't right before mine.
( ฿ ฿) That other thing! A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ฿ -฿) you'd either have hair all over your second pair of eyes or have to be bald.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which people like >>538-san finally understand that sage is not an offense and does not give you the right to post like an idiot.
( ฿ -฿) We wouldn't have anybody to laugh at.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Batman was Spiderman and vice-versa!
( ฿ -฿) Spiderman is too light hearted. He would be forced into moral dilemmas that would break his soul. Batman, on the other hand, would terrify so many of Spiderman's villains into going straight that there would barely be any left.
( ฿ ฿) A world where comic book nerds were popular with the ladies!
( ฿ -฿) Eventually you would want to stop courting a bitch and just get back to reading your comics.
( ฿ ฿) A world where sexual intercourse was initiated primarily as a greeting to whomever you meet for the first time!
( ฿ -฿) Since you are a virgin, it would not make sense to explain how much that'd suck. You wouldn't understand anyway.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you are a virgin and i am not!
( ฿ -฿) You have HIV.
( ฿ ฿) A world where having your zipper down is socially acceptable as one that is up.
( ฿ -฿) That's already how things work... in nursing homes.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all people were painlessly vaporized at age 60!
( ฿ -฿) I bet you would not want to be vaporized, not even painlessly. No matter if 6 or 60 years old.
( ฿ ฿) A world where al music would sound like "BARF, DIARRHEA HA! HA! HA!"
( ฿ -฿) The IFPI would sue everyone for copyright infringement.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can blow raspberries on your girlfriend's belly in front of her parents!
( ฿ -฿) Why not go one step further and make-out on the couch while they watch, while you're at it. smack
( ฿ ฿) A world where no one acted innapropriately! [/KNEEJERK]
( ฿ -฿) No fun. Plain and simple.
( ฿ ฿) A world where little girls poop cotton candy!
( ฿ -฿) 2 girls 1 cup wouldn't be fun anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world that's toroid shaped!
( ฿ -฿) I don't know, man. Living on the non-simply connected surface of a toroid shaped planet would just kind of freak me out. You'd have all these tight-knit relations between nations closer to the center while the rest of us on the outer sides would be in some weird disarray with respect to each other... However it would be neat to look up at the day/night sky from the centroid and see the opposing side of your own world staring back at you.
( ฿ ฿) A world where animals are our friends and our equals!
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't like to sit next to a skunk on the bus.
( ฿ ฿) A world where herons don't fly into our kitchens and mess up our pots and pans!
( ฿ -฿) I would never get to see another living thing that wasn't the odd ant or spider that crawls in through the gap in the door...
( ฿ ฿) A world where me and the heron go on adventures throught the world, visiting as many pots and pan shops as possible and learning important lessons on the way!
( ฿ -฿) Every time you visit one store, 2 more get built.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can build their own house in seconds!
( ฿ -฿) We'd run out of trees.
( ฿ ฿) A world were we wouldn't run out of trees!
( ฿ -฿) Did you not see Origins: Spirits of the Past? Those creepy druid chicks were bad enough.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people believe in a God, not out of fear of reprisal, but out of a genuine understanding that they need guidance.
( ฿ -฿) Future civilization ends up looking like it was torn straight out of an Orson Scott Card novel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where social customs generally favored video gaming over becoming intoxicated!
( ฿ -฿) No more booty calls.
( ฿ ฿) INFINITE RESOURCES
( ฿ -฿) but then where would I construct all the pylons?
( ฿ ฿) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ฿ -฿) Too many unemployed people that used to make hug pillows.
( ฿ ฿) A world where not only is employment guaranteed, the jobs are always cool!
( ฿ -฿) You've got a point there: Inflation and idiots do go hand in hand! ... Sadly...
( ฿ ฿) Everyone's unemployed and everyone's immortal. If we don't like 'em, chuck 'em into the Sun to keep it burnin'.
( ฿ -฿) I only agree to this if you get on the rocket first
( ฿ ฿) Mystical Aliens from outer space decide to come along, give us tech so that no-one HAS to work, and making life a series of indulgences.
( ฿ -฿) Life would not be challenging, and you'd stop loving those indulgences, since they become something normal. Someday, working would be luxury.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Mosquitos!
( ฿ -฿) Nature would come up with something worse, like worms that lay flesh-eating maggots that eat through your urethra.
( ฿ ฿) A world without parasites!
( ฿ -฿) Nature would come up with something worse like zombies.
( ฿ ฿) Knowing the meaning life
( ฿ -฿) Getting an answer that is so stupid, it makes you question why you asked "What is the meaning of life?"
( ฿ ฿) being mortal, but given a chance to return to life after 100 years!
( ฿ -฿) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.
( ฿ ฿) A world with reliable reincarnation!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.
( ฿ ฿) A world just like this one, but better!
( ฿ -฿) Still far from perfect.
( ฿ ฿) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!
( ฿ -฿) Gas and anal leakage.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the truth really could make you free!
( ฿ -฿) Nobody would tell the truth.
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of perfection!
( ฿ -฿) Then we wouldn't have this thread...
( ฿ ฿) A world made entirely of the finest silk!
( ฿ -฿) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.
( ฿ ฿) A word with no fat people!
( ฿ -฿) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!
>>576
( ฿ -฿) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.
( ฿ ฿) Feeling the meaning of life!
( ฿ -฿) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.
( ฿ ฿) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.
...Hurray?
( ฿ ฿) I can't see anything wrong with that.
( ฿ ฿) The total destruction of the universe!
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( ฿ -฿) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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( ฿ ฿) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!
( ฿ -฿) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.
( ฿ ฿) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called 4chan.
( ฿ ฿) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!
( ฿ -฿) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.
( ฿ ฿) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, it's called Vista.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Vista didn't exist!
( ฿ -฿) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!
( ฿ -฿) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!
( ฿ -฿) Fuck you! She does not!
( ฿ ฿) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.
( ฿ ฿) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!
( ฿ -฿) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.
( ฿ -฿) Okay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone used macs!
( ฿ -฿) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.
( ฿ ฿) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!
( ฿ -฿) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?
( ฿ ฿) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!
( ฿ -฿) Pussy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!
( ฿ -฿) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.
( ฿ ฿) A world where products sold themselves!
( ฿ -฿) Advertising becomes even more annoying.
( ฿ ฿) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!