( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What if one escaped
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where you made a decent post that wasn't right before mine.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That other thing! A world where we all have eyes in the back of our head and can switch between the frontal set of eyes and the back set of eyes with thought, or have multiple optical sensory systems so we can see through four optics at once!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you'd either have hair all over your second pair of eyes or have to be bald.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which people like >>538-san finally understand that sage is not an offense and does not give you the right to post like an idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We wouldn't have anybody to laugh at.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Batman was Spiderman and vice-versa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spiderman is too light hearted. He would be forced into moral dilemmas that would break his soul. Batman, on the other hand, would terrify so many of Spiderman's villains into going straight that there would barely be any left.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where comic book nerds were popular with the ladies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eventually you would want to stop courting a bitch and just get back to reading your comics.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where sexual intercourse was initiated primarily as a greeting to whomever you meet for the first time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Since you are a virgin, it would not make sense to explain how much that'd suck. You wouldn't understand anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are a virgin and i am not!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You have HIV.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where having your zipper down is socially acceptable as one that is up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's already how things work... in nursing homes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all people were painlessly vaporized at age 60!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I bet you would not want to be vaporized, not even painlessly. No matter if 6 or 60 years old.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where al music would sound like "BARF, DIARRHEA HA! HA! HA!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The IFPI would sue everyone for copyright infringement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can blow raspberries on your girlfriend's belly in front of her parents!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why not go one step further and make-out on the couch while they watch, while you're at it. smack
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no one acted innapropriately! [/KNEEJERK]
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No fun. Plain and simple.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where little girls poop cotton candy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 2 girls 1 cup wouldn't be fun anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that's toroid shaped!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know, man. Living on the non-simply connected surface of a toroid shaped planet would just kind of freak me out. You'd have all these tight-knit relations between nations closer to the center while the rest of us on the outer sides would be in some weird disarray with respect to each other... However it would be neat to look up at the day/night sky from the centroid and see the opposing side of your own world staring back at you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where animals are our friends and our equals!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't like to sit next to a skunk on the bus.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where herons don't fly into our kitchens and mess up our pots and pans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would never get to see another living thing that wasn't the odd ant or spider that crawls in through the gap in the door...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where me and the heron go on adventures throught the world, visiting as many pots and pan shops as possible and learning important lessons on the way!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every time you visit one store, 2 more get built.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can build their own house in seconds!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd run out of trees.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were we wouldn't run out of trees!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Did you not see Origins: Spirits of the Past? Those creepy druid chicks were bad enough.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people believe in a God, not out of fear of reprisal, but out of a genuine understanding that they need guidance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Future civilization ends up looking like it was torn straight out of an Orson Scott Card novel.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where social customs generally favored video gaming over becoming intoxicated!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more booty calls.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) INFINITE RESOURCES
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but then where would I construct all the pylons?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too many unemployed people that used to make hug pillows.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where not only is employment guaranteed, the jobs are always cool!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You've got a point there: Inflation and idiots do go hand in hand! ... Sadly...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone's unemployed and everyone's immortal. If we don't like 'em, chuck 'em into the Sun to keep it burnin'.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only agree to this if you get on the rocket first
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mystical Aliens from outer space decide to come along, give us tech so that no-one HAS to work, and making life a series of indulgences.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life would not be challenging, and you'd stop loving those indulgences, since they become something normal. Someday, working would be luxury.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Mosquitos!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nature would come up with something worse, like worms that lay flesh-eating maggots that eat through your urethra.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without parasites!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nature would come up with something worse like zombies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Knowing the meaning life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting an answer that is so stupid, it makes you question why you asked "What is the meaning of life?"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) being mortal, but given a chance to return to life after 100 years!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd totally kill myself and take that chance.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with reliable reincarnation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd be reliably reincarnated as a banana slug.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world just like this one, but better!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still far from perfect.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kimchi was part of a balanced breakfast!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gas and anal leakage.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the truth really could make you free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would tell the truth.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made entirely of perfection!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we wouldn't have this thread...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made entirely of the finest silk!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fat people would fall through it, destroying the silk world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A word with no fat people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The DQN user rate is halved, and games developers and programmers from all over the world will mysteriously disappear.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the days were longer, but the sun shined just as long, and you didn't feel any more tired than normal at the end of each one!
>>576
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nights would be longer to compensate, and we'd sleep through all those.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Feeling the meaning of life!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Assault charges from The Meaning of Life.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having unilaterally decided not to believe in a God anymore, the entire populace suddenly realizes that without such a Deity providing a purpose to Life, Life might as well not exist. Then, while trying to destroy all life, they also decide that if Life no longer exists in the universe, what point does the universe have? So, they then set about destroying the universe to return it to the void and end all pointlessness and suffering.
...Hurray?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can't see anything wrong with that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The total destruction of the universe!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the universe is where I keep all my stuff!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're not funny
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where DQN and SAoVQ merged into one! The Secret Elitist Area of VIP Quality Superstructures!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The same 30 people post on both boards as it is, so no substantial change would take place.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where BBS culture was en vogue with all the hip youngsters!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already have that, it's called 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4chan was still underground and obscure, untainted by popularity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In this world, I would laugh at you for using the word 'taint', because that's funny when you've never seen ceiling cat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where asian characters where preinstalled on every windows machine, so I wouldn't have to see these damn hexadecimal dominoes everytime I use a public terminal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already have that, it's called Vista.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Vista didn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If Vista didn't exist, we wouldn't appreciate the actual well-designed systems as much as we do.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone knows everything and nobody misunderstands anyone else!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why talk if you and everyone knows everything?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nobody knows anything and everybody misunderstands everybody else!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck you! She does not!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with neverending cups where you'd put a liquid in the cup and it'd never run dry!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'd be bad if somebody pissed in your cup.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where quantity wasn't inversely proportional to quality!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Final Fantasy 13-100 - each 40 hours long, coming out twice a month. Each a must play. Now take that, and multiply it by all developers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Pokey didn't get away from Ness, and all that bad stuff never happened to Claus and Lucas.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Okay.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone used macs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Listening to ambient music all the time would be boring. Also, you could not listen to other music no more, since the ambient background music would still run. I think you just need an iPod.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where typing all day would not make your fingers hurt!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How else would you LEARN YOUR LESSON!?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They finally made a sequel to the old Mario Bros Movie!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pussy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it didn't matter what operating system you use, everyone gets along fine!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more commission bonuses for selling macs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where products sold themselves!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Advertising becomes even more annoying.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no suffering, no guilt, sadness, or regret!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, it exists, you just have to find it within yourself, like me!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anyone can play at least some sort of musical instrument, though not necessarily having the creativity to make going to see professional performers obsolete!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Probably get stuck with an instrument you don't like.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without STDs/STIs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then how would we shoot down the ballistic missiles?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Sega Dreamcast never died and became the primary focus of human civilization, with all aspects of everyday life revolving around it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be doomed to expansion peripheral after expansion peripheral as Sega was wont to do. Also, you'd have to import everything. Sony would inevitably come out with something better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A World where the n64 had gone CD instead of cartridge!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Would have probably have been a commercial failure and a bitch to make games for, like the Saturn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were the Saturn was well made!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's already got a band of rings over 100,000 kilometers wide, AMAZING gravitational pull, 200 moons and a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere. Plus, it's visible from Earth without the need for even a simple telescope. What more do you want from it?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were Pluto was slightly larger and observed a more natural orbit, thus allowing it to still be classified as a planet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That wouldn't be a world, that'd be a universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where breathing is unnecesary.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd miss drowning in a sea of uneven sighs during sex.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where what happens in New York and California doesn't affect the rest of the world at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) BUT THE STOCK EXCHANGE!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From now on, all the stuff that happens in Moose Jaw will affect the rest of the world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is the current world!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From now on, whatever happens in Moose Jaw will make the opposite thing happen in every other town in the world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tomorrow, when someone dies in Moose Jaw... ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every town and city in the world is named for animal parts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody wants to live in Platypus Testicle.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every console game in the world ever is playable on Nintendo Wii without making the controls frustrating!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just buy a classic and gamecube controller. Sheesh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't request easily solvable things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No-one replies, and the thread dies forever.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where communism not only works perfectly, but is also adopted by every nation on the planet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No money in that racket.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) !!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is ten feet tall!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The emergency rooms are overflowing with head trauma victims..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with self-tidying apartments!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No maid, no maiddog.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Moon bases!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Gundam actually happens, and none of us DQN users would get to be newtypes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all DQN users had newtype powers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa accidentally kills every last one of us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world completely conquered by Japan in the 1940s!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The vector graphics fans would be even more unhappy
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Tron was the biggest hit movie of 1982!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The entire video game industry is still rehashing the stupid lightbike sequence today.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all the Christian evangelist nutjobs shot themselves into space to be closer to the Lawd!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They find him and return to fuck our heathen shit up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without children. Future generations will thank us.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with world BU-Ning championships!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Xiller8 would always win, and that's no fun
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone realises only 2 things matter in life: a job and a girl
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately, "everyone" includes girls. Mankind dies out due to no more future generations coming into being.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All English speakers use British spellings only!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America would go bankrupt buying extra "u"s for their signs
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That would be great! There is a reason you have American English, it's not us using English American. There would be less arguments, textbooks would be more consistent, and "color" looks retarded!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Aw Inglish speakurs typit phone'ic'ly in thur ain dialect wi'oot ony miskennin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That iz jiust fuckt uhp.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Saxman really had a cactus COCK!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He rapes everyone.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where customisable robot maids are available for free!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd die from electrocution while trying to fuck a robot. Good job, mate!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A WORLD WITH ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) EVERYONE GOES DEAF ON THE INTERNETS.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where abortion is a widely accepted and routinely used method of birth control!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poop in the Uterus.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Earth actually rotated on an axis totally perpendicular to the plane of it's orbit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Astrophysicists are not paid enough to calculate the implications this has.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In a world where all movie trailers are required by law to start with the phrase "In a world" ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more space movies
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no space movies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nothing but space movies as far as the eye can see.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no space movies!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too many of those "art" films that are praised by those assholes that spend hours at Starbucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where those assholes at Starbucks didn't exist
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Starbucks goes out of business.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sea kittens are actual kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Billions of cute little critters drown due to lack of gills.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which melted cheese is the healthiest thing you can eat!
( >益<) HNNNNNNNNG
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No more racism, everyone is white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To Kill A Mockingbird would have been slightly harder to write an essay on in high school.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone realises only two things matter: their own happiness and the happiness of others!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why would everyone become the worldwide minority?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We eat the Dead!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Prions.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People stopped being idiots and realized that I'm always right!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you do mess up it'll change the course of history.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you never die and overpopulation is a problem of the past due to outer-space.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without blind hyperlinks! (Hard Mode: Respond without referring to shock sites or Rick Astley)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hyperlinks become not only able to see, but also self-aware. They quickly become the dominant species on planet Earth due to sheer force of numbers, and enslave all humans. Gee, thanks a bunch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without religion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You could no longer convert to buddhism in order to be reborn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which ( ˃ ヮ˂) turned back into ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't be here as much.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A wizard government!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mass redundancies due to magically animated golems replacing workers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all females stop ageing physically at the age of 16.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It becomes impossible to tell the difference between a pretentious 16 yr old girl and a wizened old 80 year old because as soon as they open their mouths you punch them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We lived in a Dyson sphere!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sailing 'round the world would take centuries
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Machines powered by love!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there are too many people that get no lovin... And that means more net coal use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Machines powered by crap!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) UNBEATABLE MACHINES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The plot of the Watchmen came true!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As the world "wraps" around itself, everything is looking inward, and that means theoretically one could use a telescope to spy on you from anywhere... Kinda creepy...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone spoke with quick British accents and relayed Python-esque witticisms!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Comedians soon find themselves out of a job.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where comedy skills are essential job qualifications for politicians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every politician is George Bush
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone can get food just by thinking about it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Obesity is rampant.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world full of sexy magic elves!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Creepy fanfictions turn into creepy Craigslist ads
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) World population stops thinking and is tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Third Impact.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone can get a girl just by thinking about her!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You know there would be millions of otaku wishing for Haruhi, which means there would be millions of vengeful Haruhis wreaking absolute havoc on the universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Haruhi mittens were widely distributed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be unable to part with them, losing the use of fingers.
( ﾟ Дﾟ) 666 GET is not a pleasant thing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hmm, in that case...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were getting 666 GET didn't invoke the wrath of internet Satan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody to purge the trolls
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every Home had a Holodeck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They already do. It's called a television, and the mean world IQ has been dropping steadily as a result.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world predominantly ruled by the harmony of music!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A society where death metal is the lowest caste.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where real lesbians are as sexy as the movie lesbians of this current world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They're still not interested in me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all people are attracted to all genders!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world is a lot more gay.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can create your own worlds!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spore and Second Life taught us it would be a lot of penises.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of giant sentient penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world of giant sentient penises.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ A world where people paid attention to my idiotic suggestions.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But my idiotic suggestions are much better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could create our own worlds that DIDN'T involve lots of penises!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then there would not be lots of penises.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is attractive and finds everyone else attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't exist in that world.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where the concept of a perfect world can exist.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would never live up to the concept.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Accident with a time machines erases all universes throughout time. Now the void is perfect, because you aren't there to muck it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people were capable of keeping established themes and patterns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where men become pregnant from female ejaculation
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Urgh, I was so troubled by the previous idea that I can't think of anything..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I had an idea for this thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would dismiss it thusly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wearing mittens in the summer didn't make your hands all hot and sweaty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Evaporative cooling would cease to exist, causing worldwide storms that never end.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can control storms the way Mickey Mouse controlled them in The Sorcerer's Apprentice!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disney sues for copyright infringement.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disney starts making classic movies again that will later be fondly remembered!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Phallic imagery.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Phallic imagery!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feminists complain incessantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where DQNers had IRC-like OP powers in real life to mute, kick, ban etc. whomever they please!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would consist solely of jaded DQNers and kittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was issued a talking money-butler at birth who would act on its master's every whim.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mankind dies out because of autoerotic injuries involving money-butlers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where vacuum cleaners did not cause injuries when used for masturbation purposes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dyson and Hoover become the 2 largest corporations known to man, taking over everything before engaging each other in an all-encompassing global war that ends the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyday is Sunday!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything is suddenly twice as expensive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans are immune to any past, present and future diseases!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>692 becomes more of a threat to children as he can now afford twice as many sweets and puppies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where sweets and puppies are free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pedophiles are out of ammo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world at the end of evangelion where it's just asuka and shinji and a pool of LCL and a giant rotting corpse of Rei/Kowaru!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No TEH REI.
( ﾟヮﾟ) The world in EoE where everyone goes to school together happily!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homework.
( ﾟヮﾟ) A world where the sun had mood-lighting controls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with no TEH REI.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is a one of TEH REIs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A generally more shitty world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Humanity abandoned Religion, and all the retards then pick up a different scientific doctrine and fight about that instead! United Atheist League!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) L. Ron Hubbard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pornography was socially acceptable, and featured as a regular genre of broadcast television show.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure religious people and feminists would find something else to bitch about
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was always summer!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then i'd get sunburnt.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the sun does not burn and deface your skin until you are a melted crumbled pile of poo on the floor
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there would be no clear warning about when someone was on the verge of becoming a melted pile of poo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people who create bad videogames are punished by a buffalo taking a diarrhea dump in their ear, and are forced to eat rotten assholes of roadkill skunks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People will be debating what constitutes a bad videogame until all that's left is Halo and Gears of War.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where videogames were mainstream!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It becomes cool to make fun of the mainstream, making Senator Lieberman cool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Independent film festivals that can be enjoyed by everybody, not just flamboyant gays!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all become flamboyant gays.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wars are fought between single giant robots, the winner of the fight winning the war!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to wait for some faggot emo kid to fight.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were impotency was of the past completely!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would have no excuse when you weren't performing well.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had a gun and knew how to use it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world is New York.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Eternal Summer ended!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But people still confuse 4channel and 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lions are peaceful and fluffy and huggable!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding dogs on your doorstep instead of birds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Aside from the animals we use everyday, mankind destroys all land and sea creatures! NO more conservin! and no more sharin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People get bitten by ants everyday, defining ants as used by people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The endangered species multiply more quickly, as long as they are cute!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This board would be overrun with pandas.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Konata was my girlfriend, and I could have sex with her, because sex is so good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm depressed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But I'm becoming an hero tonight!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still doesn't change the fact that you fucked up this tread for no good reason
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were life got more awesome as you aged instead of starting out awesome and then going down hill!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Old people would be even more annoying
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where George Clinton was president instead of Bill Clinton during the 90's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)The 00's seem so pointless compared to those days that the global suicide rate reaches an unprecedented new high.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where you could reset your knowledge of books, games and other things so that every time you experience them is like the first!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I... I can't find anything wrong with that...
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait wait. Always falling into the same problems with new games over and over again. Also, "Plausible Deniability" becomes a huge joke.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We lived in a world where only those who work and contribute in a positive way are praised! All the useless people can go live in slum town.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But noone cares about your silly liberal politics
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people who care about politics don't think that they are above you
( ﾟ -ﾟ) BUT THAT'S HOW POLITCS WORKS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elite-Conservatives actually have to do work for a living, rather than acquire exorbitant paychecks for [betting on assumptions about other people betting on random events that occur to 30 companies out of a pool of thousands].
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We are living in the Soviet Union.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are assigned a soul-mate at birth who you find completely attractive on every level, and they find you the same!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're all living in America
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) America ist wunderbar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everybody would want to live there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Once a day, tea time happened worldwide. Everyone stopped what they were doing, even enemies, and had a nice cup of tea (or coffee) before continuing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just imagine the bathroom queues less than an hour later ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All universities and colleges receive their funding from the government, and salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes! Tuition fees are nonexistent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What in the world does "salaries increase to balance out the rise in taxes" even mean? I don't think that's How It Works.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all drugs were legal, but taxed to the moon and back!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drugs are uncool. All the hubub about smokes would be happening for narcotics as well. Drugs 'r bad, m'kay?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Inifite energy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite Polution
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people do not die when they are killed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that one episode of Family Guy where Peter talks to Death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I world where feeling pain is optional.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living people drop dead out of nowhere from totally preventable causes, having not sought medical treatment for their maladies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there are no lawyers, and as a result retired literary figures lead the government and checkers is used to settle legal disputes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Checkers is a stupid, stupid game. The government would not last.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no clowns!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With no way to satisfy my sick, carnal desires for crying clowns, I'd have to resort to raping humans instead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you didn't just read that!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wouldn't have a boner right now.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where masturbation causes immortality!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dangerous new ideas and trends would surface and challenge the order which we have lived by for generations (in internet time).
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two girls for every boy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) STDs for everyone.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where french surrealism didn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then my dirty drawings I did in school would just be dirty drawings
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where >>745 doesn't exist
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The internet is banned for health reasons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No Anonimity for anyone, anywhere, ever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No second chances with that girl/boy you almost got.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world much like this one, only called Dustbin and is like 1/16th the size, where we live normally, but artificially intelligent immortal ultra-powerful super-beings "cull the herd" occasionally to keep the population down, or keep overzealous nations from taking over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get sick of seeing it all the time fairly quickly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone eats tartar sauce every day!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then no one would love him.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Rei's Diner actualy served its customers.
( ˃ ヮ˂) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH... OH MAN... AHAHAHAHAHA...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait... Was he serious about that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nope.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where girls can only wear aprons with nothing underneath.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｇｏ ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ ｄｕｒｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｎｔｅｒ．
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ａ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ ｕｓｅｄ ＦＵＬＬ ＷＩＤＴＨ ＡＬＰＨＡＮＵＭＥＲＩＣＳ！
>>755 Close but I think you meant: A world where allfemales are asian catgirls and wear maid uniforms
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those few, brave otaku who spent years of their lives analyzing, memorizing, learning game mechanics, pushing the limits of both themselves and their character would have nothing to show for it and their lives would be that much more sad.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where westerners weren't too individualistic and could get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Individualism makes the world go round... "Get yer chebs oot fur uz"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can buy bottles of inspiration!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Outlawed as a controlled substance.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rick Astley as a Neo-Nazi sex symbol!
>>762
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Way to make the place even more casual.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dark Wave being available in the original overseas release of FFII for SNES. (I don't wanna play the super serious translation of 4 just for that. Also, the DS version of the move, where it's just a super attack instead of a strike all, sucks.)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people could always smell and be repulsed by their own BO, ensuring clean and fresh armpits anywhere you go!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cleaning the mess afterwards
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where 4ch does projects and stuff like 2ch, such as Mario hacks and other stuff!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I woudn't be able to keep up with my real life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (SAoVQ currently doing a game project like that though)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where forum are never ruined!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (You know what I mean by ruined)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Holy! my captcha is ri!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (I should really stop doing that now)
>>769
Oh. Cool, I guess. That place has less users than us though. Or so it seems. Sage-ing for unrelated stuff.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insanity eyes sounds cool at first...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody gets a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would have too much spare change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No one has a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Toyota what?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone had a video game of their choice made for them by a nice company!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody would ever play yours. Forums jammed with "My game is awesome b/c..."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 8-bit radio stations playing chiptunes and game ost's.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd go mainstream. That'd be kinda lame.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Video cameras aren't as expensive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's Clannad
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) America passes a law that bans fat people from going to Disney Land/World.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They STILL wouldn't go to EuroDisney
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Earth grows intelligent life!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It destroys it OH WAIT
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am the one and only!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)JEWS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God exists, but is totally ego-less and open to suggestions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On the suggestion of a pedophile, the human race changes such that all women appear to stop again at age 12.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God exists, but only gives subconscious suggestions which you are not obligated to follow in any way, without any form of retribution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A lot of people would still take it really seriously.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The average IQ is 150
( ﾟ -ﾟ) every picture on the internet is a red X.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yokohama!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) moar liek Yoko Ono, amirite guise?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Asia Carrera!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Arctic Carrera.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) While everyone still grows older, wiser and eventual dies, we all remain as healthy and attractive as we were at the peak of our youth, until we succumb to a fatal and painless aneurysm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'll get excessive wrinkles.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Reverse traps do not exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reverse traps wouldn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We peacefully coexisted with a race of intelligent squids!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No calimari
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where old consoles don't suddently stop working!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of swords and sorcery! ...with some occasional steampunk or hi-technicaaaaal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fantasy novels would be about tedious office jobs and the mundane lives of salarymen.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we all shared the same language the world over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tower of Babel
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tower of Druaga!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can never stay indoors for too long.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Twin Towers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Boring.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without captchas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the idiots of current 4chan did not exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd be posting at 4chan.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans don't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Computers wouldn't exist, and there maybe some other complication for me...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with humans!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would just be awful.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where chocolate shakes grow on trees!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd have ants in them. Ew.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a slightly better selection of pr0n on the Intertubes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The less adventurous porn stars are bullied out of the industry as the general public's standards are raised in relation to the higher quality of pornography available on the Intertubes. They take up new positions in the community such as as teaching and end up passing on their world views to the classroom. This in turn influences your children's perception of the pornography industry and in turn increases their chances of entering it. This, coupled with the fact that pr0n on the Intertubes is now more daring, means that you have a higher than usual chance of accidentally stumbling upon a pornographic video featuring your daughter during your time spent surfing, thus disturbing your fap session and causing mental distress to your person.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world of Pokémon!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where I have to grind just to go to a friend's house or a museum if I wanted to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we faced dangerously high concentrations of kittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who are allergic to cats wouldn't have a good time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world perpetually stuck in 1993!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Society would be ground to a halt as everyone stops to admire the cute little bastards every 5 minutes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anime adaptations of good manga actually improved on and was generally better than the source material.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world with a higher concentration of otakus and NEETs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kittens won't trigger allergy symptoms in people who are lame enough to get them!
( T _T) The kittens would all still hate me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fishes have eyelids!
>>811
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fisherman tell stories about the one that got away, and the story would take even longer because the fisherman would describe the eyelids as well.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can catch fish if they genuinely desire it, and fishermen who just want to waste time can opt out of catching fish!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who cares about fish anyway.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Every once in a while, some kid makes a time machine, goes back in time with the latest console, gives it to government scientists for a 1-way ticket to easy street - and technology advances ultra fast!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TIME PARADOX
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time travel was real and always involved hilarious antics but always resulted in the status quo in some ironic fashion.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well then how are we supposed to kill Hitler?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with machines that let us look forwards and backwards in time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cautionary fables where trying to stop something from occurring makes it occur.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no person had power over another.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would be a world full of dirty diseased and starving hippies
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which sentient super intelligent machines run things and let humans do with their lives as they pleased
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The Culture" seems to work... But who cares about those special cases anyway. PARTY WOO!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Global Warming wasn't real!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Al Gore wouldn't profit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There was only one race!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It wouldn't be easy for me to get chicks when I go to any Asian country on account of being white... and therefore mysterious and dangerous.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with abortions for some, and miniature DQN flags for others!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They do... everyone's a stupid dick or a loser nerd.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Occasionally, the powers that be would fill all the people in a certain area in a certain situation with a rhythm - thus causing those people to perform a song and dance number about everyday things like drycleaning, or being a closet gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life is High School Musical.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where God is George Carlin who constantly develops for, and releases patches for life to progressively fix it to general perfection!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) George Carlin is dead.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had three hands. Just think of the video games we'd be able to play man!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD! STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you forgot an exclamation mark... I'll just put it here...!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anal Bum Cover
( ﾟ -ﾟ) .
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chevron Action Flash.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every nation's cinema industry was held to the same exacting standards of production quality as India's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd still be a virgin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without humans.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd always be a virgin.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we genetically alter the eggs of a woman to make the kind of human we want! Then we sort them into a hierarchy of castes, ensuring a mindless workforce for the superior minds at the top of the caste system!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no reason to make AI machines... Otherwise, it's perfect!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Same thing as Above, but instead of woman's eggs, we alter Men's Balls! Let's see how ya like that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm really quite proud of my balls as they are.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls liked me for me and not just my balls!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Girls never did like you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A perfect world!
>>836
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's been done already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without thugs, gangstas, chavs, and other people who just want to kill you and steal your money!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somebody needs to work the minimum wage jobs.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Ron Paul became president of the U.S.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Green Party never wins.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Megaman 10!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to explain that Megaman X and Megaman 10 are totally different.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Super Mario Bros. X
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Question mark boxes with easily reached powerups get replaced by time capsules with loads of text to read.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Splatterhouse 4!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YUUUUURRIIIII!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that had 4 times the surface area as this one, and thus wars to conquer the whole thing would just be an exercise in futility.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Irish musical group gets no peace from the press.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without black people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wiggers still exist, so does crappy rap music.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had a gundam or a similar mech!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Giant robot traffic jams.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone could drive well!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still be the worst driver
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was named after famous fictional characters
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to be Forrest Gump.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody's name was temporary,unless they were a criminal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crime rates soar as people go insane with the lack of a definitive title with which to present themselves by.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there really is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Since rainbows have no end as they are go in a circle, the pot of gold is a lie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where pigs fly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Standing in line awkwardly after a GIANT PIG TURD lands on your shoulder. You miss pigeons.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No such thing as child porn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But nobody can afford them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens for everybody!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Who gives a fuck about mine sweeper?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it's a constant fight between Zalgo and Tannasin!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel anything
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I felt like I never
( ﾟ -ﾟ) what is this I dont even
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I was never gonna give you up!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd always let me down.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A World where computer virii were a thing of the past!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no such thing as "virii," so nothing would change.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the SUPER EAGLES were an even more popular band than the Eagles!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The members would SUPER hate each other.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People released computer viruses that actually IMPROVE system performance! like surprise patches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People's attention span would be even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like" made sense.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even electric brain pancake crystal elderly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Engrish was the official language of the United Nations!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The UN continues to be an abysmal failure and a money pit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the continents are Pangea!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Africans infect the world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Guy Fawkes succeeded!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No long winded alliterations and parodies of said alliterations.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ALL birds sang beautifully, even notoriously obnoxious birds like conures and macaws.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would be a sin to kill all birds.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women find shy computer nerds irresistible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You would still have to get out to meet them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without hunger!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The population'd increase too rapidly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I don't have to be so conceited, because people actually compliment me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then you'd be arrogant, and everyone would hate you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could shapeshift into anything!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You unknowingly have sex with your gay 'Angelina Jolie' brother
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we store items in compressed-space through portals
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hopefully you don't forget that sandwich in there... Also bad news when you hit the wrong button and all your items spew everywhere and crush you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Heaven and Hell were real places you could visit! (although it'd probably be hard to get to...) Greek tragedies for everyone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You fuck your mother, gauge your eyes out with long golden pins and you are deported to hell for killing your father.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without lawyers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where everyone gets the same tiny bowl of rice to eat each day, has no shoes and the same old tattered clothes, because it that's what's "fair".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where spoiled suburban rich white kids stop thinking that socialism/communism is somehow cool and see it for the failure it is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The capitalist pigs finally win.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where hair didn't grow anywhere on your body unless you specifically desired it to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hair then crawls back under the skin, causing sever pain
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a guy's balls don't sweat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no lubrication ever, youd get chaffed constantly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A 4-ch without advertizing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world were people use script blockers
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world were dumbasses aren't allowed to use computers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4chan doesn't exist (wait, is that a bad thing?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone liked the music you listen to!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The music I listen to is awful
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All drugs lack all adverse effects, including addiction
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then it wouldn't be a Squeeks hat...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without stupid, socially destructive, and stupid and socially destructive people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN doesn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember how boring august 1993 was? DO YOU?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was finally october!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DIVZERO ERROR
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world was threatened by a Giant Mother Attack Ship sent from the future by mankind - We defeat them with love and rock music, take their stuff, get the advanced technology, solve the problems that caused that terrible future in the first place, and seek out new homes out ampong the stars!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Paradox
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with Parrot Oxen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still not as tasty as buffalo wings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the buffalo still roamed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the deer and the antelope will have no room to play
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the ' - ' character never existed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Take a look at what happened with the German orthography reform of 1996. Then come back and suggest that again. Idiot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was nice on the Internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Censorship.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without pickles in mAcdonalds burgers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FUCK YOU I LOVE GHERKINS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without beef in McDonalds burgers, just gherkins!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That was the premise of a Ranma movie.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there's a cursed spring in every backyard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Religious morons would use this fact as an argument that God exists. Then we'd have to explain it's a 4-ch game, and they would come here, and we'd be filled with trolls and Squeeks would be pissed.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Portals exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then there would be bears everywhere, and that would be scary.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I can have bear powers!
(`Д´) NO! YOU FOOL! ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE... BEAR POWERS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which symbols post "d" but in front of "f" didn't occur! Just, a void!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Australians would have to drink soda pop at bars or after a hard day's gator wrasslin'.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had beer goggles on all the time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The roads would be filled with drunk drivers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone drives like a professional!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd still be road rage.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we could teleport, thus eliminating scary things such as driving.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No more pantyshots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a world where a world where!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too much recursion
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no flaws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too Perfect - which, when consaidered to be a flaw, WOULD ANNIHILATE THE UNIVERSE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life was a roguelike
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get eaten by a grue.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are part of a rocket-skate graffiti gang in Tokyo-ko!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You get to be collateral damage during the battle of the week between the giant tentacled kaiju and the giant robot piloted by the depressed teenage boy who just wants to be loved.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where TEH REI'S DINOR served food instead of snark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rei is what we call a "lethal chef" in the biz.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads didn't end at 1000 posts, but instead rambled on forever and ever amen!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ITT we get to ∞ by Canadian-ness
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where shii didn't close all my threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A sewer left open smells.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all animals and plants could speak!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd have to become vegans out of guilt. or actually pay them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doesn't mean they will be intelligent.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without sequels to threads and people had to put forth original ideas to start new threads
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 16: ITT we get to 999 by Canadian-ness (26)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YES WEV'E LOST FACE IN DEMOCRACY
THANKS TO THE WAYS OF THE LABOUR PARTY
THANKS TO THOSE PILFERING MP's
THEY MAKE GREAT BRITAIN LOOK LIKE SLEAZE
WE NEED SOME POWER BALANCE DON'T YOU SEE
SO IT CAN'T HURT TO VOTE FOR A SOME BNP.!
IT'S THE OTHER WHO HAVE CREATED THIS MESS
NICK GRIFFIN HAS REMAINED QUITE SCANDALESS
CHARACTER ASSASSINATION PUT ASIDE
TO KNOW FOR SURE IS WHN THEYV'E BEEN TRIED
WEV'E NOTHING TO LOSE AND A LOT TO GAIN
TO LET BNP MAKE US GREAT AGAIN.!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An Add Campaign that says "you've got nothing to lose" is grossly innacurate and amusing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a labour quota. Your job is chosen for you depending on aptitude when you get out of elementary, and after a specialised highschool you start your job (you can take side jobs afterword if you acquire the proper licenses). The more labour you do, the higher your Citizen Rank becomes, until you have managed to complete your lifetime labour quota - then you get to live care-free in a paradise-like environment and you can pursue whatever you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A Labour quota? Good heavens, no. I'm a Tory myself. (do u c wut i did there?)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That'd be too awesome to imagine and it would cause mass riots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people didn't feel compelled to repeat themselves in threads when they didn't get a response they liked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Beady-eye never would have got his pill routine and he'd be
just be an annoying filler face with no character
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every thread was a sequel to a previous thread and new threads did not feature original ideas but rather recycled old ideas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The status quo wouldn't change regardless of the outcome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A thread where we rebel against the status quo!
( ・ω・) I have a TV show!
( ・ω・) A thread where I could have pie sometimes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get fat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mo' moeblobs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But... My beef bowl...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we have fried rice that tastes like white!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...ewwww...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without DEADLY MOE and all its terrible consequences!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) TSUNDERE would rear it's ugly head to fill the void of power
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Giant space tethers generated Infinite electricity!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would still find ways to be miserable; see also human nature
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Space colonies are founded that I can get away from the idiots that want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Said space colonies are full of idiots who want to remain miserable.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without miserable people.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace "miserable" with "in a pitiable state of distress".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all threads are relevant to my interests.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But that would only perpetuate an ugly cycle of violence.
∧,,∧
(；`ﾟ ヮﾟ） ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried mittens!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) everyone would eat all the mittens.
∧,,∧
<；`ﾟ ヮﾟ> ｡･ﾟ･⌒） Fried KIMCHI!
/ ｏ━ヽニニフ))
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) spoilers
／￣￣￣￣＼
/ ＼
/＼ ＼ ／｜
||||||| (･) (･) ｜
(6-------◯⌒つ｜
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/ ｏ━ヽニニフ)) bacon!
しー-Ｊ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At least fried kimchi tastes okay. Oi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where www.breast.co.jp is a actually a porn site like you might expect!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) millions of "oppai oppai" posts
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can change the size of breasts by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insecure girls would keep thinking about them larger, and there wouldn't be enough delicious flat chests.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where girls don't care about their breast size, and guys can change the girl's breast size just by thinking about them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girls would sue guys' pants off for making their backs break. Double-edged sword.
...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce and it wouldn't bother you at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>935, you're REALLY weird, you know that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where i didnt need to ctrl c + ctrl v my ascii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But Unix is too complicated and hard to use.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with a Unix system that had an easy-to-use GUI!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I use a mac. See?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where COOL FREE RINGTONES were actually cool and free!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would never answer their phones because they'd rather listen to their OMG COOL RINGTONE than listen to you talk.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people only speak in sexy voices!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Die Hard would suck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where making the wrong completely arbitrary choices early on in RPGs didn't cause you to permanently lose all chance of obtaining the best weapons and armour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would be no motivation to beat Chrono Trigger on multiple endings.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were more Chrono Trigger sequels than Final Fantasy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chrono Trigger would be considered mainsteam garbage while Final Fantasy would be a cult sensation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An internet without 4chan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still be a website that would gather as much idiots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where neither Chrono Trigger nor Final Fantasy had 3d sequels!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of the guys would look good.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Breath of Fire 4 was a different game about about Scias, Ershin, Ursula, and Kahn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cart racing just doesn't have the same sense of drama to it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shadowrun Cart Racing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "?" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dramatic copy of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) F-zero with weapons that can be picked up by flying over a "!" box!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dramatic ripoff of Mario Kart
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where time travel is possible, without having to worry about paradoxes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The idea itself is a paradox.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I had a funnier idea for this post than this one!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still no one would care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where healthy food was more prevalent and/or tasty!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people are hoping for an early death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world filled with hope!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're already living in it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all musicians are equal and therefore everyone knew of every single artist so there is no "mainstream" defined by advertisement, but instead the most-listened bands being the best ones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your argument is invalid
>all musicians are equal
>the best ones
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we didn't have to find flaws in our perfect worlds
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then I would never get to do my ( ﾟ -ﾟ) face and I like to do it from time to time
( のヮの) IDOLMASTER!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No objections there, just mix this one with the caramelldansen idea and there's your perfect world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where communism was applied to Western/Eastern/European media rather than an economic system and actually worked!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dictatorship of the bystanders who can't speak straight sentences? I don't see how that could actually work. That world would implode on itself like Riven due to the inborn paradox!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I accidentally 93MB of .rar files!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An incomplete file that is 95MB
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) files that download completely the moment you want them!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your computer would have to entangle two particles, take one particle and have them travel the speed of light until it was 5 minutes into the future. THEN, your computer from the future would notice you wanting to download something, communicate with the particle you placed in the future in some kind of binary, the computer in the past notices this due to entanglement and begins that download. BUT, if a download is supposed to take a very long time, and you notice something downloading that you have no idea what it is, and then you look it up and THEN become interested, would you have ever download it in the first place??? PIME TARADOX
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Linkin Park stopped making music.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The sheer amount of tribute acts in their honour, and the dreaded Greatest Hits compilation. Not only this, but you'd know that they would reform after a while because the money is good. Unless they were to all die simultaneously, but then they'd always be remembered. Really, every possibility that does not involve time travel ends in mediocrity with Linkin Park, and we know how dangerous time travel is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Damo Suzuki didn't leave Can to become a Jehovah's Witness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He never would have started up his network, as he would have been making music earlier, and eventually get fed up with it and quit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Earth is a puzzle/survival horror game, and there are only so many herbs...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would suck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where ....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You run the risk of being marked by employees for future visits.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where kitchen sink dramas are still made like in the 60s!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yuck
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this board didn't have the CAPTCHA.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "c!al!s 4 l3s 4 u, heh man"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) "at hxxp://univistiable.link/"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, there's a reason it's there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where children never went mittenless!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd never have a [PART 2] thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where our imagination dictated what exists and what not. If I imagine of a mitten, I have it!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You sometimes think of things which you'd never want to come true. For instance if someone was suicidal and they wanted the end of the world to happen, it would.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you are actually allowed to type in your exams!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh no you don't. I've given up proper english, allowed texting over conversation, let l33t sp34k corrupt the internet, accepted new words like roflcopter and lolcats to be added to the dictionary, and fag to be the generic insult, but I'll be DAMNED if I'll let you stop having to ACTUALLY WRITE THINGS DOWN OCCASIONALLY.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Global Warming! Near Human Extinction! warswarswars - culminating in a triumphant rise of humanity from the ashes like a phoenix where we try not to screw things up for the billionth time + 1!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A tale of souls and swords, eternally re-told...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world where people always fucked up the order of statements.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be breaking such threads changing the characters like you did, among other mean things to do here at DQN!...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could taste colours and touch music, and do all kinds of mix-matches with your senses!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just eat some nutmeg before you go to bed
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't think you're a lame kid who can't get a hold of "real" drugs, jst because you happen to enjoy tripping on nutmeg!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't see any point in that
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made of Bootas and mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know what Bootas are, but I'm sure they're not good for kittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world that had a lightweight chaingun that shot out semi-automatic pistols which in turn fired flaming acid!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) FPS would suck...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of substance, with its attributes and its modes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life would be too fulfilling and the Internet would die.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Internet has died!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd never have developed my necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Internet never existed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd never develop a necrophilic hentai fixation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone has a necrophilic hentai fixation!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replace Hello Kitty with Shitai.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all music is released digitally only!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't be pretentious with a download collection
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this thread continues after 999, never ending!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It might happen, don't jinx it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where ay-ay-ay I'm your little butterfly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ayayaya is actually a crow tengu.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which I could really take it easy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd get squished.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where eye really am teh storngest!
( ・-・) The pills make my penis soft and useless and my personality predictable and dull.
( ・-・) A world where
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That world
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where this thread has peacefully ended, but only when it ends!
( ˃ ヮ˂) To get to the other side!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Brokencyde just fucked off and died!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) His greatest rival would become too powerful, and do the same kind of bullshit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where bullshit doesn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hate to think what I would be watching on the premium cable channel Showtime on Thursday nights at 10 pm ET if not Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where my penis was longer than my brother's!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My penis remains smaller than both yours and your brothers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with no censorship!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people don't deserve to talk.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world ██████████quiettment███!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd be no █████blad██████ ███oop ███ ██ for anyone. Think about it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it was much harder to offend people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ur gay
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a man can earn the fruits of his labour!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There would still be people like me to exploit their hard work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I could get 999 without replying to myself!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Denied!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A w-