( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hello sir, I am a BOT. Would you like to see my dissertation on the word "booies"?
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Instead of giant govt appointed people voting on things, every citizen of the country gets a voting tablet, and for an hour every day, people can sit and read a concise representation of two sides of an issue, and then vote on it, or several things (wireless, encrypted).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's boring and no one would do it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era bicycles came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You moron. You can't market that to fat people. And they aren't phat enough for normal people.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If Victorian-era fashion came back into fashion!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Global warming and Victorian-era fashion will ultimately lead to human extinction due to heat exhaustion.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Girls were actually cute and innocent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd never put out.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone loves anal!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone smells like poo.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody loves Clonepa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is about finding flaws in a perfect world, not perfection in a flawed world.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Open season on killing clonepas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kill him in his own thread, please.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A message board where threads never went off-topic!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people cared more about cleanliness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you starved to death, users on DQN will drop from 5 to 4.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where mittens were edible!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd use up ALL the emergency mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there were 10 DQN posters!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd become Slashdot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without the need for regular expressions!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd burst into dust.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you're pulling my tit!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone would wonder who you stole it from.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fusion power is dirt-cheap and plentiful!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dragonball Z would have been even worse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I am not addicted to the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yet another depressing scenario wherein DQN's user count drops from 5 to 4, and us four are left wondering if it will ever be as beautiful again.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where humans had only 4 fingers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone loved DQN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we would become /b/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would have to relearn how to type, and DQN's user count drops from 1 to none.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where women weren't fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Could never happen
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was fickle bitches!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everybody would be a woman, and while lesbian couples are fun, they are still infertile.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody was a futa!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex would eventually become boring as we really couldn't do anything other than anal.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where lesbians could procreate - and we were all lesbians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens when a couple has children, and each one gives birth to a child? WHICH ONE'S THE DADDY!?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the entire planet was taken over by a massive, aggressive, living forest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You shall not pass.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everybody was futa, the type WITH a vagina but without the baggage that gets in the way!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of men worrying about their penis being too small and women worrying their breasts being to small, we'd all have to worry about both.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every one turned into a sprakly-eyed long-hair sexy bishonen so that all the hot chicks who previously scorned us would fall madly in love with us. But, because their bitchs, we would get all get revenge on them by being gay. And I don't mean the "look at me I'm FABULOUS" gay, I mean the cool "I'm just a regular guy who happens to like guys, like that dude who played Gandalf" gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then again, because everyone's a gay sparkly-eyed, long-haired, sexy bishonen... Everyone's a guy and noone's a girl. We'd be gay without having the joy of watching women suffer because they can't have us.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people swapped genders for some uncommon reason or another (such as sneezing) when they hit puberty. To avoid conflict, genderswapping stops happening if the person in question becomes pregnant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would have an erection all the time - that's my fetish. D:
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where erections didn't get in the way of things!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Micropenis.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where catgirls/boys and doggirls/boys existed due to genetic splicing (ears, tails, heightened abilities, etc) and were mixed in with general human population and were not uncommon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Poop everywhere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where every man and every woman is a star!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not a VIP★STAR, I'll always be just a regular POP★STAR.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where musical talent was inherent!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) American Idol. On every channel.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people only knew how to feel!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world would be Tanasinn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) W∴∵∴∵ that∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵e ∴∵∴∵ly A∴∵∴∵∴E∴∵
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't think... Feeeeel and you will be Tanasinn.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Tanasinn!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lots of thinking and no feeling.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without "ITT we find flaws in a perfect world" threads!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of us would exist...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without leaders!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone's a loser.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without losers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone's a leader.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Indians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd be nowhere to outsource our tech support to.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without outsourcing!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whaaaat? I don't want to do any of this... Can't we pay someone else to do it..?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it is globally recognised that the "criminal" path is in fact overall more difficult and less fulfilling. Additionally, having recognised this, people are good out of a general desire to be good, rather than feeling forced to.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But in a world with universal good, there would be no proper balance between good and evil, thus good wouldn't actually exist, as good needs evil to exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without paradox!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mages are powerful enough already.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Mages!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not on my watch you won't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Rocket Propelled Grenades
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not on my jihad you won't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without religious extremism!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those ugly-ass WTC towers would still be standing there uglifying the skyline.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with good taste and ONLY good taste!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Good taste, by ceasing to have any rivals for people's tastes, would cease to be considered "good".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone is Japanese!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all be xenophobic towards non-existent Westerners.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the trains are always on time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People would plan their days around train crashes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where machines used water instead of oil as fuel!
We might run out of drinking water.
A world where people could live off the power of love alone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homoeroticism abounds
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dreams are reality
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No Giga-Slave.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mars bars were actually Peanut Cheese Bars! (*warning: may contain nuts)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People with peanut allergies wou-
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wait, that's a good thing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where second impact really happened!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shinji.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we were invaded by Lunarians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Palom and Porom
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you could shoot yourself in the head and instead of dieing mythical people/creatures come out!
Zeus is a serial rapist.
A world where we were invaded by sexy librarians!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be more interested in the books than you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we were invaded by sexy police officers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be more interested in the crooks than you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we were invaded by sexy paramedics!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They'd be more interested in helping crooks, cops, and librarians than you.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An invincible Gort-Like entity forces mankind to cease hostilities.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would become docile and inherently susceptible to attack by hostile aliens... or Gort.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all substances were both delicious and non-toxic!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But they wouldn't have proper nutrition.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where all substances were delicious, non-toxic, and nutritious!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I somehow doubt Gort would approve.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without Gort!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's what we have now.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with somewhat more mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mitten inflation.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world in which we could print more money without depreciation in value.
A poor world with no currency.
A poor world with no currency.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ・・・
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with disembodied voices!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)How would I tell them apart from the diembodied voices I already hear?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where Hirano Aya is the God-Empress of mankind!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I like Matsuoka Yuki better.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Matsuoka Yuki is the Goddess-Empress of mankind!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd have that awesome space cannon and it would never get used...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Canada is cut off with a giant buzz saw and tied to Australia so it can't bother us anymore!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upon the breakup of Canada, Russia becomes world's largest landmass. Newly elected, wholly permanent, and easily frightened republican majority in US government passes bill declaring Russia "unamerican". Cold War II ensues.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where politicians fought their own wars!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) California would be a world power.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where domestic and international disputes were settled by a cutest kitten contest.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we won't have cute kittens on the internet because of their value.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A World Where All Words First Letters Are Capitalized!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It seems we must pay for it in apostrophes
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people actually listened when they are taught proper grammar and punctuation in primary school!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would spend all a ton of time adding useless, unimportant punctuation to our writing. Also, spoken English and written English would diverge into two different languages since current spoken English is not "grammatically correct" and is only going to change further as time goes on.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where shows like Gossip Girl didn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sorry. But I don't want teenybopper fanmasses migrating out of KTLA and into my quality shows.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we can see what would happen within the very near future due to our actions in the present! Killers will actually have to work for their kills. People will be more aware of that dog poop that someone is bound to step on. I will be more graceful in dodging traffic as traffic is to dodging me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'd get headaches from all those damned visions
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with giant robots! Mobile Suits!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We all would not have the money to buy some. It would be a toy for the rich.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without money!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already covered that, but okay. Have fun trying to buy your PS3 with 200 chickens. OH WAIT! they don't need any chickens. they want a Bull. But the guy with the bull wants two horses! The guy with the horses wa - HEY THIS IS A POINT AND CLICK INVENTORY ADVENTURE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without kids who go to college, hear a few lectures, and think they know everything about the world and how to fix all it's problems. "O HEY GUIZ LET'S STOP THE CORPORATIONS LOL I'M SO HIGH LOOK AT MY SCARF!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So a world where Family Guy didn't exist...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sounds good to me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On second though, anything that sounds good to him makes me feel wrong inside...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Prison Reality TV Shows!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people aren't that much into gay rape, so they would cancel it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where no one could die and everyone were sterile
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already covered overpopulation
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people read the entire thread or at least used ctrl+f
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd all most likely be too insecure about our hypothetical situations being as high quality as everyone else's.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world much like >>528's, except that we could view detailed write-ups of how those same kids ended up working mindless jobs as code monkeys!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Code monkey jobs are already out-sourced.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Tanas∵∴∵∴inn was a nice place to rest!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking instead of feeling would get me kicked out of the best hotel.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everybody modified their own car rather than leave it the way it left the factory!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Folgers cans instead of mufflers.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a vehicle was judged based on its ability to perform an INITIAL DURIFTO as opposed to its conformity to the ricer aesthetic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Someone would eventually drift so hard that they open a rift to the dimension of Dinosaur Drifters, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with velociraptors that can drive.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)A world where dinosaurs are raised to fight each other in dino-gladiator matches for the amusement of mankind!