( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) All those nominally hetero bishonen guys, pressured into yaoi by legions of squeeing fangirls. And they wouldn't even seize the 300GET.
( ฿ ฿) A world where dueling was one of the social norms, meaning that there would be immediate real-time consequences for being an asshole!
( ฿ -฿) Remember the closing shot of the Resident Evil movie with Milla with a shotgun in the middle of a devastated downtown? THAT. Also, there would be no living managers.
( ฿ ฿) Since we're all too selfish to actually share food, we have a "The Lottery" type event where randomly from across the globe are killed so that we can eat our Burgers. Bonus Points for Soylent Green!
( ฿ -฿) It's all fun and games until the radio said no, john. you are the soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) Too much self-important angst for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where hampires really existed!
( ฿ -฿) You'd get your finger nibbled every time you tried to pet it, turning you into a vampire who is too angsty for the world to bear.
( ฿ ฿) A world where vampires would quickly die when they drank/ate AIDS infected victims and victims without AIDS would quickly die if bitten by an AIDS infected vampire!
( ฿ -฿) Seriously, why the hell are we still talking about vampires?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nobody talked about vampires!
( ฿ -฿) But then what would we talk about?
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers dispensed a 100-yen coin every time you pressed "Scroll Lock"!
( ฿ -฿) What am I going to do with 100 yen?
( ฿ ฿) A world where you could print off real £100 notes!
( ฿ -฿) 100 in monopoly money
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( ฿ ฿) A world where it's a summer sunday afternoon all the time!
( ฿ -฿) When would we party?
( ฿ ฿) A world where necrophilia was legal!
( ฿ -฿) It would still be considered rape as the dead persons in question aren't able to legally give consent, therefore it would still be illegal.
( ฿ ฿) A world filled with zombies that only attacked and killed/converted criminals. The zombies will be controlled by the power of The Great Will.
( ฿ -฿) Will would be judge, jury, and executioner, and that movie sucked.
( ฿ ฿) A world where these freaking w's stopped carrying out so often!
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also, fat is good for you.
( ฿ -฿) There is one thing such as carrying to well and breaking the page.
( ฿ ฿) A world where
no where.
ha!
how does that feel?
i hope it stings.
A world in which you didn't need an emergency mitten button.
( ฿ -฿) Where is it?
( ฿ ฿) A world where we all smiled in perpetual happiness.
( ฿ -฿) Smiling is comfortable for only so long.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are fireproof!
( ฿ -฿) We'd still die from smoke inhalation and oxygen deprivation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people could breath fire!
( ฿ -฿) A world where Dhalsim doesn't seem so special anymore.
( ฿ ฿) A world equipped with "save/load game."
( ฿ -฿) People would disappear left and right from your life because they'd be loading previously saves states.
( ฿ ฿) A world with meaning!
( ฿ -฿) More people making jokes about the number 42.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody can be a pro athlete!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more jocks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where decent chocolate isn't so bloody expensive!
( ฿ -฿) Great, all we need is more cavities.
( ฿ -฿) A world where sarcasm didn't exist!
Yeah, like THAT'S ever gonna happen.
a world where the world wears underwear.
( ฿ -฿) How can you wear an underwear if you are a ghost?
( ฿ ฿) A world where ghosts stopped making propositions!
( ฿ ฿) I wouldn't call it perfect, but it'd be a start!
( ฿ ฿) A world where we could switch between 2D and 3D!
( ฿ -฿) Only one drug?
( ฿ ฿) A world wherๆๆiๆๆๆhๆmๆๆses!
( ฿ -฿) Tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where The next generation of consoles just reset, and we get some quality NES and SNES style games.
( ฿ -฿) I'd relapse into 16-bit RPG addiction and my life would essentially end.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I get paid to play my SNES.
( ฿ -฿) A world where playing SNES is your job and you'll find a way to procrastinate about it, never finishing Seiken Densetsu 3 perfectly.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I can have a pet lemur!
( ฿ -฿) Rabies
( ฿ ฿) A world where people always catch fish when they go fishing, and never tell lies about what big fish they caught!
i@฿ m฿jI'm not into the whole fishing thing
i@฿ m฿jA world where I would actually be into something.
( ฿ -฿) You'd suck at it.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is sexy!
( ฿ -฿) Not being sexy would be the new sexy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we didn't have to feel to be Tanasinn, and we'd therefore be free to think!
( ฿ -฿) We'd forget to feel.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody was friendly, and free mittens were handed out to everyone!
( ฿ -฿) But then the Emergency Mittens wouldn't be special.
( ฿ ฿) Mittens! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( ฿ -฿) Well that's >>619's problem. Nothing wrong with the rest of the perfect world!
( ฿ ฿) A world where musicians used listeners as currency, thus more popular artists make the most money purely through their own ability!
( ฿ -฿) Endless Min-N-Match Cover Bands.
( ฿ ฿) The Earth had no cyclical seasons, only differeing climates based on distance to the poles.
( ฿ -฿) I like climate change.
( ฿ ฿) A world where rising CO2 levels really did make the world warmer!
( ฿ -฿) The environmentalists win.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people stopped worrying about the stupid things!
( ฿ -฿) 1984.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Individualism didn't exist!
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( ฿ ฿) A world of tasty frosting!
( ฿ -฿)Diabeetus.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I could variate a theme!
( ฿ -฿) Your themes wouldn't talk about mittens enough
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone would be obsessed with mittens!
( ฿ -฿) They'd be worse than people who play WoW and neglect everyday necessities. But the mittens would still be fine.
( ฿ ฿) A world where computers/robots not unlike Persocoms existed!
( ฿ -฿) CLAMP would sit giggling while humanity went extinct.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there exists forums without bitching!
( ฿ -฿) What would we talk about? WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT!?
( ฿ ฿) A world where there were no countries.
( ฿ -฿) Above us only sky.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you earn money for making obscure references to classic pop music in everyday converstaion!
( ฿ -฿) Don't you think Rickrolls are annoying enough already?
( ฿ ฿) A world without Daddy Cool!
( ฿ -฿) A world without sunshine, love, desire, fun, hate, pain, regret, tears and joy.
( ฿ ฿) A world where anybody can eat anything without consequence!
( ฿ -฿) A world of people addicted to eating, they'd eat 24/7, never stopping, never thinking.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) You'd be just like that jerk with the cigarette.
( ฿ ฿) A world where I was actually very well educated, rather than pretending to be as thus!
( ฿ -฿) Your need for knowledge may drive you insane and cause you to commit suicide, thus lowering the current DQN poster count from 5 to 4.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the T.O.E. was just found to be the true, flawless description of everything!
( ฿ -฿) Religions would go bankrupt and religious people would become dangerously unstable. We'd have a 10% minority of content people (currently secularists) and the rest would be on the brink of breakdown.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Rei's diner actually has something!
( ฿ -฿) Would you really even eat it?
( ฿ ฿) Nintendo of America released a DS compilation of Mother, Earthbound, and Mother 3!
( ฿ -฿) Too much time spent socializing instead of doing mathematics (which you have a lot of time for if you are a loser).
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was generally A-OK to make sexual advances towards your attractive relatives.
( ฿ -฿) More STD circulation for when I try to get a non-blood related girl because my family is generally disgusting.
( ฿ ฿) A world without STDs!
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( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn people.
( ฿ ฿) A world without people!
( ฿ -฿) There would be so many goddamn lonely mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where medieval institutions hadn't crumbled and were still alive and well, competing fiercely with present-day social and governmental structures for control of resources!
( ฿ ฿) That'd actually be pretty cool, since I could then become the Knight of Mittens!
( ฿ ฿) A world where tanasinn wasn't so fucking creepy!
( ฿ -฿) There would be no mystery to life and everything would be as it appears.
( ฿ ฿) A world where God played dice!
( ฿ -฿) You'd have to do all of your flying in the Sky monad.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone had procedural wings!
( ฿ -฿) Comp-Sci jokes become even lamer.
( ฿ ฿) The sun instead gave off mostly ultra-violet light! The sun is a Giant Blacklight, WORLD RAVE!
( ฿ -฿) Cancer.
( ฿ ฿) A world where a third party president won the election for once!
( ฿ -฿) The rest of the world would start to like America again.
( ฿ ฿) Actually, that sun-cancer sun IS a good idea, everyone would be forced to stay inside!
( ฿ -฿) It'd just be Welcome to the NHK all over again.
( ฿ ฿) A world where four simultaneous 24-hour days existed within one Earth rotation!
( ฿ -฿) We'd die four times quicker.
( ฿ ฿) I really like the sun-cancer RAVE idea, I want to meet a strange girl like that to give me aid!
( ฿ -฿) Raves are cool and all but there are cooler ways to die than cancer.
( ฿ ฿) The end of the world in 2012 is actually going to be a REALLY COOL DANCE PARTY!
( ฿ -฿) When you wake up the next morning, you've got a hangover, a dog to your left and a flabby person to your right.
( ฿ ฿) The end of the world in 2012 is due to zombies! Fun zombies!
How much "fun" can you have with INFECTIOUS ROTTING FLESH?
A world where navel pastrami the trees grow close by the kraut bushes, which shade the Swiss cheese tubers, next to a river of thousand island dressing at the base of Kaiser roll mountain.
( ฿ -฿) Americans are fat enough.
( ฿ ฿) A world where cool free ringtones were actually both cool and free.
( ฿ -฿) We would no longer be able to say "COOL FREE RINGTONES" as an ironic statement.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all of the girls wear mittens and intercourse consists of rubbing my penis with mittens!
( ฿ -฿) The only flaw is soggy mittens. Followed by chaffing...
( ฿ ฿) non-intelligent machines took care of everything, allowing mankind to do whatever it wanted without labour!
( ฿ -฿) FAT PEOPLE
( ฿ ฿) A world where you had a girlfriend!!
( ฿ -฿) That would require actually talking to girls...
( ฿ ฿) All the homosexuals, Jews, and Muslims turned into heterosexual Catholics!
( ฿ -฿) That would mean athiests would be treated like homos.
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( ฿ -฿) also on an unrelated note, >>372 is from Pakistan.
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( ฿ ฿) A world where medieval institutions were actually present-day social and government structures and we all lived in a state of techno-corporate feudalism!
( ◕ -◕) The Knights of Templar.
( ◕ ◕) A world where people weren't ugly.
( ฿ -฿) We'd have nobody to make fun of.
( ฿ ฿) A world where drinking tea was always respected!
( ฿ -฿) IMPOSSIBLE
( ฿ ฿) Beer Tasting is the new Wine Tasting.
( ฿ -฿) That already happened here and it means if you like to drink decent beer people think you're a pretentious git.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people aren't hated and made fun of just because they like nice things!
( ฿ -฿) I don't hate people. I hate specific individuals. I don't hate individuals who like nice things. I hate individuals because their interests are in conflict with my own.
( ฿ ฿) I can.
( ฿ ฿) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ฿ ฿) INDIVIDUALISM! INDIVIDUALISM!
( ˃ -˂) But then the awesomeness of Communism will never be realized!
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't so fucking weird!
( ฿ -฿) But that's what makes him great...
( ฿ ฿) A world with achievable goals.
( ˃ -˂) What's the point of dreaming then?
( ˃ ◡˂) A world where we could all use Moon Magic!
( ˃ -˂) Being constantly called a faggot.
( ฿ ◡฿) A world without women!
( ฿ -฿) Humanity would be destroyed as one by own, every man either turned gay, or shot themselves.
( ฿ ฿) A world without men!
( ฿ -฿) No internet.
( ฿ ฿) A world without women!
( ฿ -฿) The Jungle would have never been written and that bacon you're eating would have been spat on before being dragged on the shit covered ground and the fat you cooked it in would contain bits and pieces of that poor guy who fell in the lard-turning machine.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Christians, Muslims, soccer moms, republican talk show hosts, or anyone else who thinks pornography, sex before marriage, and/or cussing is bad!
( ฿ -฿) If there are flaws how can it be perfect?