( ˃ ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ฿ -฿) No more Caturday
( ฿ ฿) A world where it carries out and is w
( ฿ -฿) We live in that one allready.
( ฿ ฿) A world without beady-eyes!
( ฿ -฿) You wouldn't know what large eyes would be.
( ฿ ฿)A world where fingernails cut themselves.
( ฿ -฿) Clippings everywhere.
( ฿ ฿) A world where money grows on trees!
( ฿ -฿) Apples and bananas from said trees would taste weird...
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone is a jazz pianist and there was no lack of bebop!
bah, shut up Mittens the Kitten. Go play in a blender
( ฿ -฿) Everyone would smoke, get hooked on drugs, and die blind and alone. And be nicknamed Toots.
( ฿ ฿) The existence of a God was proven to be true!
( ฿ -฿) Which one
( ฿ -฿) Uncompleted posts
( ฿ ฿) A world where >>106 link was clickable!
( ฿ -฿) It'd just release the emergency mittens and cause a false alarm
( ฿ ฿) A world where emergency mittens can be used in situations other than emergencies, and just whenever we goddamn want to!
( ฿ -฿) Also, a world with no captchas.
( ฿ -฿) We'd have a flood of useless mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everything is soft!
( ฿ -฿) falling meteorites would tear the earth to shreds
( ฿ ฿) .- / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- .... . .-. . / . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . / ... .--. --- -.- . / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
( ฿ -฿) Lectures would start getting to me, Morse Code is hideous man.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you don't think, feel and are tanasinn.
F(-.ฅ฿ๆ)tanasinn
( ฿ ฿) A world where people are transformed in mittens once they are dead!
( ฿ -฿) You can't wear buried mittens...
( ฿ ฿) A world where rivers of blood flowed freely and the doom of man drew ever nearer!
( ฿ -฿) But the mittens would get blood on them.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone revered the mittens and kept them clean and fluffy soft!
( ฿ -฿) We wouldn't ever be able to release emergency mittens.
( ฿ ฿) A world where there's no violence, crime, or human suffering!
( ฿ -฿) No crime? Where can I get my music fix now! I'm so poor....
( ฿ ฿) A world where all regular DQN users are slightly richer!
( ฿ -฿) We would perhaps all become blind from the constant brightness of several more monitors, each playing a particularly action-packed anime at all times. Then there are the few stoners among us, who would, you know, smoke themselves into paralysis..... (raises hand)
( ฿ ฿) A world where humans could fend off sleep for as long as they wanted without adverse side-effects!
( ฿ -฿) Welcome to the 120-hour work week.
( ฿ ฿) A world with a universal stock ownership plan!
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( ฿ ฿) A world without Oprah!
( ฿ -฿) Less free stuff = less cheap shit on eBay.
( ฿ ฿) A world where bathrooms were either 'men', 'women', or 'DQN'!
( ฿ -฿) It's so flat
( ฿ ฿) A world of infinite eurobeat!
( ฿ ฿) ...
( ฿ ฿) PERFECT
( ฿ -฿) I bought that perfect world before realising I could use a MicroSD and R4.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which you are crying out love in the centre!
( ฿ -฿) But then I'd be a beast.
( ฿ ฿) A world where that mean old Ticktockman left the Harlequin alone!
( ฿ -฿) But then who would keep the schedule running? Don't YOU hate it when people are late? Also - I think that short story inspired some episodes of King-of-bandit Jing. Anything that inspired an anime based on dredging up terrible drinks to try to sound cool is not a perfect world.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Evangelion not only ended right the first time, but was comprehensible in its meaning.
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't feel so smug in pretending I knew what the hell was going on...
( ฿ ฿) A world where Hare Hare Yukai was the main form of currency!
( ฿ -฿) Imagine just how much you would have to dance just to pay for a game... and then mulktiply that by a factor of a 1000 for a car. We wouldn't need cars, we'd be super fit.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Atlantis has been discovered, and all sorts of cool tech is discovered!
( ฿ -฿) Whoever discovered the tech would stockpile it on a remote Micronesian island and use it to hide the island from all detection, effectively just creating another Atlantis.
( ฿ ฿) A world where we inherited a super-cool party culture from the lost Micronesian nation of Funtopia!
( ฿ -฿) It'd be a super cool party, until something needed cleaning and then we'd all suddenly be slaves to our Funopian Overlords. Working to get enough money to party for a while, year after year. Wait a minute - that's already happening!
( ฿ ฿) Cthulhu is real! He awakens from Rhyleh!
( ฿ -฿) The Old Gods kick us out of all of our homes and apartments and we all have to find new digs at the same time.
( ฿ ฿) Everybody lives in a van down by the river!
( ฿ -฿) "Living by the water" loses its smugness.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which we can communicate with animals!
( ฿ -฿) Zombie Interest Groups would hassle us with petitions.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone communicates by carrier pigeon!
( ฿ -฿) When Avian Flu hit, We'd all die.
( ฿ ฿) Marrying your cousin was cool!
( ฿ -฿) My cousin's a guy. An ugly guy.
( ฿ ฿) An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture!
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ An animu OAV wins the Oscar for best picture.
(ฅิ_ฅิ)ม-̾ While I'm trapped in a bank vault, the human race is wiped out by nuclear war, leaving me with solitude, canned food and enough time to read every book in the library. Also, I don't wear glasses and have magical robot eyes that can't fall out or otherwise render me incapable of reading my books.
( ฿ -฿) 99.999~% books suck ass, you'll end up watching porn until you get too lonely and kill yourself by tipping over a bookshelf - only to be alive and trapped for a week before death takes you.
( _) An A.I. is built for regulating all human life. Wars end, work becomes a task-based optimization routine, all possible resources are reused. No wasteful products are made, and old things are used until they break and are recycled. Socialism reigns, and being poor or hungry is a thing of the past. Serious criminals are euthanised.
( ฿ -฿) 120 hour work weeks
( ฿ ฿) A world where mittens are used as currency!
( ฿ -฿) I wouldn't be able to wear such dirty mittens...
( ฿ ฿) A world which was a dream from Yume Nikki and it actually made sense for everyone to endlessly search for things like luminescent trees or series of oddly placed easter eggs!
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( ฿ ฿) A world where people dodged questions by fobbing them off to >>145!
( ฿ -฿) I'd just ignore them.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody is in a constant state of never-ending joy and good will, where nobody can ever suffer or die or be injured.
( ฿ -฿) Then what would the masochists do?
( ฿ ฿) A world were everyone speaks the same language!
( ฿ -฿) Engrish.com wouldn't exist.
( ฿ ฿) A world were every girl had soft but firm tits of their preferred size that never sagged or pointed in weird directions and every man had ideal penises and never suffered from impotence!
( ฿ -฿) Sex crazed people --> Overpopulation. But very attractive overpopulation.
( ฿ ฿) A world where it was always sunny, even outside of Philadelphia.
( ฿ -฿) Just like if every place were like Saitama, Philidelphia would lose it's charm.
( ฿ ฿) A world without spam-bots so captchas wouldn't be necessary!
( ฿ -฿) There wouldn't be any silly threads dedicated to making nonsensical captchas seem like real words.
( ฿ ฿) A world where F-Zero style races existed and half the worlds resources were dedicated to building outrageously extravagant racetracks in the sky!
( ฿ -฿) The tracks would fall and kill us all if the power went out.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the physics and other scientific rules were similar to those in the Mario games!
( ฿ -฿) The Angry Sun would kill us all.
( ฿ ฿) A world where future time is now! Everyone flies to work with jetpacks!
( ฿ -฿) If the future was always now then the future would always be relative to the current present, thus causing us to never actually settle into a specific time because we would be constantly shifting forwards in time.
( ฿ ฿) A world in which Linux was the most widely used OS!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone is too busy writing their own kernel to get anything done.
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ฿ -฿) The drool, oh God the drool!
( ฿ ฿) A world where you can keep dinosaurs as pets!
( ฿ -฿) Where's the challenge in that?
( ฿ ฿) A world ruled by a benevolent and yet tyrannical meritocracy!
( ฿ -฿) Our Rules would discover we were all without merit, and turn us into soylent green.
( ฿ ฿) The whole world was wiped clean. Damage by polution was erased, All human Architecture was razed to the ground and no evidence remained. Human civilization was destroyed, leaving 99.999% of humanity dead. The remaining 700 000 or so would be devided into small groups of around 100 all across the planet. The absolute laws -1. once a group gets to be larger than 150 people, the group must split up into two, with one half finding a new spot a few miles down the road. 2. There can be no waste, and nothing must harm the planet. 3. Add your own laws as long as the do not contradict the first two.
( ฿ -฿) I'd probably be one of the dead ones. On the upside, so would you.
( ฿ ฿) A world without ecochondriacs freaking out about natural climate variability!
( ฿ -฿) We'd have to find something else to distract us from our real problems.
( ฿ ฿) A world made of pudding!
( ฿ -฿) We'd have to eat something else to distract us from all the pudding.
( ฿ ฿) A world where if you get fragged, you'd respawn at a set point (which could be set anywhere after you've gained enough frag points)!
( ฿ -฿) Actually, that's too perfect.
ผ๑๑๑i ฿ ฿j๑๑๑ฝ A word where BUUUUN!!
( ฿ -฿) Everyone's arms would get tired real fast.
( ฿ ฿) A world where basic laws of nature, such as gravity and breathing, were entirely optional!
( ฿ -฿) All it takes it one dillweed upping the gravity to flatten us all.
( ฿ ฿) A world free of disease!
( ฿ -฿) The basic premise of RENT would be a bunch of people standing on a stage -- Team America would have no source for half of its plot!
( ฿ ฿) A world where dinosaurs still existed, and lived in zoos! And didn't suddenly break free and kill us all!
( ฿ -฿) Well what's the fun in that?
( ฿ ฿) Everyone rode Raptors to work!
( ฿ -฿) Commuting in the winter would be a hassle, being that raptors are cold blooded and all.
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( ฿ -฿) 2 out of 5 frogs survive the freezing process.
( ฿ ฿) If you lick Cirno, your tongue will stick to her cheek!
( ฿ -฿) My tongue would be permanently stuck to her cheek...
( ฿ ฿) The whole world was just like DQN!
( ฿ -฿) Entire world population: 6. All pimply fat guys.
( ฿ ฿) Everybody in the world haz :tenbux:
( ฿ -฿) we all would be the kind of people that would know obscure trivia soo obscure that nobody would leave their homes, thus destroying us over a period of 100 years as breeding ceases.
( ฿ ฿) There's no such thing as money
( ฿ -฿) The inefficient barter system would make it difficult for people to acquire food and basic necessities!
( ฿ ฿) All land is rented from the government!
( ฿ -฿) What does my landlord do when I download pr0nz from their cable system?
( ฿ ฿) A world where nerdy people can get laid more easily than jocks!
( ฿ -฿) The jocks can still beat up the nerds... and now they'll be more inclined to do so.
( ฿ ฿) A world of bros!
( ฿ -฿) Too many FISTS and not enough progress.
( ฿ ฿) A world where gum never loses its flavor!
( ฿ -฿) My jaw would get tired
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone can communicate with everyone, regardless of language spoken
( ฿ -฿) Everyone would be able to tell me exactly what they think of me...
( ฿ ฿) Setting: SPACE. A Spaceship astride a nebula, with a constant and unlimited supply of resources gathered by robots.
Plot: The ship has all of humanity aboard, all linked into a massive online world. This central world would have many satellite worlds for fun and adventure and personal use. non intelligent robots run everything, while new worlds are added by in-game programmers while others are removed from dissuse, or remained backed up in the infinite capacity of holographic memory cubes. Any in-world deaths are relatively painless and re-spawns occur in safe zones. People can also move their "avatar" in emergencies.
( ฿ -฿) People who felt like they no longer needed to live would be stuck.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everybody gets to be a rock star!
( ฿ -฿) We already have that, and Guitar Hero sucks.
( ฿ ฿) A world where true!
( ฿ -฿) if happy == false: suicide
( ฿ ฿) A world where Immanuel Kant was still alive!
( ฿ -฿) Extremely old philosophers? I think not.
( ฿ ฿) A world where the oceans were made of delicious soup!
( ฿ -฿) It would be a sea creature soup so a lot of people couldn't eat it. Also would go bad in a few days, and then we'd have algea soup, or slime mold soup. The stench would be overwhelming.
( ฿ ฿) A world where Heath Ledger still lived!
( ฿ -฿) Morrissey would have one less dead gay icon to idolise.
( ฿ ฿) Being rich enough to buy back your past
( ฿ -฿) Time inflation would be through the roof.
( ฿ ฿) Mandatory neural implants for every human being on Earth trigger an orgasm every time we recycle according to local civic standards.
( ฿ -฿) Soiled pants.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof garments!
( ฿ -฿) Soiled legs.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof limbs!
( ฿ -฿) Soiled pants.
( ฿ ฿) Semen-proof women!
( ฿ -฿) Bukakke is impossible.
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone has access to the internet!
( ฿ -฿) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have.
( ฿ ฿) A world where sexy magical girls were real!
( ฿ -฿) Do you want women running things?! FUUUCK.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Vericodes! (Mine was "death", creeepy)
( ฿ -฿) Even more spam and general stupidity than we already have
( ฿ ฿) A world without pants!
( ฿ -฿) Much mocking of our less-equipped friends
( ฿ ฿) A world made of pants!
( ฿ -฿) Life in the desert would be even worse than it already is.
( ฿ ฿) A world where people can change the weather and altitude whenver they want.
( ฿ -฿) Baked goods would never cook right.
( ฿ ฿) A land where salty foods didn't have the unfortunate side effect of inducing thirst!
( ฿ -฿) Tacos wouldn't rule then.
( ฿ ฿) A world where all females were mithras and vieras!
( ฿ -฿) ...The sterile "Cabbit" would be immediately subjugated to endless prostitution [SAD]. BUT all those girls would be so super hawt that they'd eventually see all human men as just plain ugly, and stick to their own races and /or lesbianism.
( ฿ ฿) N64 beat the PSX back in the day!
( ฿ -฿) We'd all be using a strange controller with weird buttons and only one joystick.
( ฿ ฿) A world without misunderstandings.
( ฿ -฿) NO Lies -> Terrible knowledge -> ??? -> clawing out your own eyes.
( ฿ ฿) A world without Promises.
( ฿ -฿) What do you mean, my promise ring doesn't mean anythin--- AHHHRG NOT THE POOPER!
( ฿ ฿) A world where everyone's a nudist, except for the ugly people!