( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We already live there, kinda - and it's not that great. although, in your world, beautiful people would be forced to be nudists, so they'd have to be someplace warm, and die from skin cancer, leaving only the ugly.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Megaman X-like Reploids roamed the earth, bestowing their sun-powered love upon us all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mavericks
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The singularity happens and everyone "lives" in a digital world they have full control over!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Screwed over when the limitations of the digital age of the singularity finally catch up with them.
"I'm sorry - due to space limitations, you are now limited to one character. If you would like to log in, please wait... 45 minutes.
Would you like to wait in line? Y/N"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maverick Robots destroy humanity, living peacefully on planet earth without mankind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a Time Dwarf on Zeta2 Reticuli. That would suck.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Culture exists, and allows immigration from Earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would be the point of leaving? Everythings already so nice on Earth now that the Culture exists... Also, the creation of mass Group minds of Goths subliming together would depress everyone in the known universe.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You and 199 people are awoken in a newly reformed Earth. Your missiion: re-populate that bitch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How are I and 199 male dokyuns going to repopulate Earth?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Will Smith was the teacher of all your mathematics classes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They would be Scientologist mathematics classes.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Morrissey was the teacher of your PE classes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Morrissey suck at gym.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Printers flashing on and off at EVERY hour of the day!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace Be Upon Him.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Religion didn't cause pointless bloodshed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with asdfashdkdshfkfhasdkfdjfhkadfhlvsldjnsdbgfn34u9pt h934[qr3io;wjklaer; tjklghjklgerhl;gjkrhjerlahyket
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 61736466617368646b647368666b66686173646b66646a66686b616466686c76736c646a6e73646267666e33347539707420683933345b717233696f3b776a6b6c6165723b20746a6b6c67686a6b6c676572686c3b676a6b72686a65726c6168796b6574
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But even so, there's no there there.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I've got SLACK!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loose living is a slippery slope.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone communicates by singing!
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♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Matrix, except without Neo screwing it all up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens to the drunk that opens the wrong door?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) a world where nobody ever suffers old age!
( ´ω`) Would I slide by the wayside, or would I just die?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where food never perishes!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) farmers will be out of their jobs and not enough jobs to give out
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone is issued jetpacks and candy grew on trees
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Less frequent flyer miles and more dentist appointments.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone was one person and one person was everyone. Now we can't disagree with ourselves.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Puchuus.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world was displayed as a 2D anime, but still kept to real world physics.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I go to pee my penis is pixellated
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where your food hovers so you don't need plates and pots and pans, so you don't need to wash them
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hot soup.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without idiots, dumbasses, or pricks! Any that are currently in existance will be turned into little girls/boys of the opposite gender of what they once were.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) h
( ﾟ -ﾟ) H, obviously.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where nasal mucus is extremely good for you, and tastes great
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Mad Hatter...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyday was your Unbirthday!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It would never be your birthday.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone finally agreed on Han Unification!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Math users would never be able to divide anything.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where dividing by zero actually accomplishes something!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When it does accomplish something, we wouldn't really care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where life didn't need an intake of resources and an output of waste! Eating is optional and shitting is too!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pigs, cows and chickens would overpopulate and overthrow our rule. Four legs good, two legs bad.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A Perfect World with No Flaws!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We wouldn't have this thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where there was no DADDYCOOL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We'd still have Doggy Cool and then instead we'd have to convert our money into dog biscuits
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where we had our own ITALIAN VIPPER, only he was a dokyun instead of a VIPPER!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bippity Boopity.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people spontaneously break out into musical song and dance numbers!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) High school musical.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without captchas!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spambots.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Lelouch doesn't die!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm too ignorant to notice a difference
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the weather can be perfectly predicted!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is. Bless the mittens that it will never become mainstream.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with mecha!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world filled with 15-year-old mecha pilots
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Masturbating to comatose girls!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She might wake up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where threads could reach 1000!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then we'd be living in the past. Nobody wants to live in the past, do they?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the entire universe was the music video to the 59th Street Bridge Song by Simon & Garfunkel!
( ´ω`) I garfunkeled your mother last night, Trebeck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it's perpetually September, and the theme song for that world is that one song by Earth Wind and Fire!
( ˃ Д˂) September reminds me of death.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Due to the non-holiday nature of August, the whole month is granted holiday status!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then what happens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the eternal september never happened!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The internet as a creative medium would still be held back in the Usenet days, preventing such sites as Niconico Douga and 2ch from existing. Also, it would currently be December.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There are no homosexuals, and all religious people and atheists alike stop fighting over their beliefs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A world without Freddie Mercury? No thanks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A perfect world without flaws!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It doesn't exist.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.
no cannon fodder for late night talk shows
hitler hated blacks AND jews.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It turn out it was the source of his musical genius
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Billy Joel was beheld as king of men
( ﾟ Дﾟ) …
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where daddy didn't hit me!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That whole drama between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills could have been avoided.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world without celebrities!
( ˃ Д˂) What will happen to porn stars? And anime characters? And anime studios? And Barrack Osama? And id software? And Jesus? And Satan? And God? Bhudda? Ghandi? MLK? JFK? Back Street Boys? Hancock? Jackie Chan? And... And... EVERYTHING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where countries get wiped off the planet and sent to an alternate dimension by being voted off Survivor style!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The USA went first, and no one picked up the pilot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where a happy thought will make you fly!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flying pedophiles.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world made completely of Tanasinn!
(∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where SPARKY4 wasn't such an idiot!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) then we would have to pretend to be civil to him instead of just being an asshole to him
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The death of Sparky4
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Utter boredom. Nothing to stir us from our complacency.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Free universal internets, without the need for machines, even!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Telepathic pedophiles and /b/tards spamming the noosphere.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people were immortal and stopped aging at 24. Sex didn't have the consequence of impregnation. And impregnation only happend via artificial means.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything would be completely devoid of meaning.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world with pause and rewind buttons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is this world VHS or Beta?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everything would be completely devoid of meaning!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's really not all that much better than what we have now. Plus, I wouldn't like mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...KIKES!
|・＿・| The Kike is a lie.
|・＿・| Path curvature due to acceleration and rotation is canceled by magnetic and/or electric field gradients that produce an effective levitation of slow atoms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Soooooomebody doesn't like baseball.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We begin the armed intervention to all warfare with GUNDAM!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The machines would probably end up being more like "Ring of Red" which is kinda cool in a steampunk sort of way. But still, are only good on one-on-one confrontations, and really slow.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Police had Tanks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The entire world is China,
( ˃ ヮ˂) The entire world is China!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Smog in the sky, sewage and spent solvents in the rivers and sea, and lead in every toy and tool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The entire world is Norway!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Forget Norway!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The entire world is Kenya!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lions and tigers only in kenyaaaaa- Please, do not make me continue this Weebl and Bob crap.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where I got used to my nightmares!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm already used to your nightmares.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where each of us could have his own Rei clone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DICKS EVERYWHERE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where each of us could have his own Konata clone!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything about >>278 made me laugh loudly in my chair.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people don't have to drink much to get to a good level of drunk, then it lasts for a long time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone is CONSTANTLY wasted.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where it isnt september anymore!
fuck those fucking other months. september is a mans month.
DnD 4.0 doesn't suck.
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) What? Who said that? Must be my imagination...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh well. Must be daydreaming about some exquisite fantasy of mine...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But just in case... DnD sucks.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people could hack into and rewrite the code of reality. A lainable world.
(captcha for this post is lainable)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lame, second-life like Reality.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Via some crazy space anamolies, electricity becomes unusable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a name for this phenomenon... It's called Africa.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Everyone can see ghosts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There'd be some asshole ghosts, and they'd all watch you masturbate
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone's hair is tidy when they wake up in the morning!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Einstein would have looked too much like everyone else, and then many of his contributions to science would be forgotten because people would have thought he was ordinary.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where people can alter the laws of physics whenever they want!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Football games would never be won.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the perfect game that everyone could play and enjoy exists!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) SOMEONE would find a way to fuck it up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where fast food doesn't kill people!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) More stupid people grow up to piss in the gene pool.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where you can split yourself up into indentical people, while both halves would act the same, when they both joined back together the experiences would merge! you could play games AND go to work!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What happens if one of yourself gets AIDS?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People were offered to transcend every year after the age of 50. Transcending is pretty much considered dying and being sent to the respected afterlife without the messy process of death and cleanup afterwards.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Suicide booths are cheaper and easier.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We had a SIN-like being rampaging around the world every couple of years, keeping the population down, while simultaneously keeping wars at a minimum while everyone focuses their ire on SIN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That would be terrifying, why would that be a perfect world?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone cold dance, at least had some sort of moves they could do at parties and be happy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dance instructors would be out of work, and eventually starve to death
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Present Day Earth!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't get me started.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where everyone had extra mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What would be the point of releasing emergency mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where Dethklok held weekly concerts, at which they would throw 500 people into an active volcano while singing, "Briefcase full of guts"!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The whole world's population would end up in the volcano, except for China.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where repetitive and annoying infomercials caused amazing orgasms!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shamwow guy giving me an orgasm.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where both America and Japan didn't exist!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's nothing left...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where only America and Japan existed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We would be left unable to predict the results of our actions and the world would delve into chaos and lots and lots of sex and babies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where anime characters will unconditionally reciprocate any love you have for them!