ITT we find flaws in a perfect world (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:29

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) a world made of mittens!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:30

it would be incredibly warm and really hard to run around.

Reality being replaced with a virtual reality MMORPG.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:22

( ί -ί) Too many people drooling over night elves.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where eurobeat is the only music! And everyone has an awesome car.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:41

( ί -ί) There'd be no escaping the Techno Twins then.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Rei's actually served food!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 20:39

( ί -ί) It'd taste too much like it came out of Rei's ascii.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where there are free cupcakes every Tuesday!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 23:50

( ί -ί) All that frosting would get my mittens dirty.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Aeris never died!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5551 01:10

( ί -ί) She'd be too weak to be useful since you neglected to level her.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where TABLECATs are supreme rulers!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:48

( ί -ί) We'd have more cats than tables which will mark the start of a kitten-based revolution for tables and supreme rulership.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world with only kittens!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:13

( ί -ί) Not enough tables to raise them on.

< ` ƒŽ'> A world ruled by Kim Jong-Il nida!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:39

< ί -ί> It's entirely possible that your babyback ribs came from a real baby.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where hamsters are as big as cats!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 01:58

( ί -ί) No point in hamsters being as big as cats. They'd bite our skin off now though.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where people don't get bullied or beaten up.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:23

( ί -ί) The mentally and physically weak would stop killing themselfs/being killed and spread their inferior genes, making the entire species weaker as a result.

( ί ƒŽί) A world in which Caramell Dansen is continually looped in the back ground and the sky is the .gif of Mii and Mai dancing and that every time the song started over you forgot that you just heard it so it's like hearing it for the first time so it never gets annoying!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 02:41

( ί -ί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has a sexfriend !!!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 03:07

( ί -ί) A world where everyone has herpes...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the use of giant robots is a viable military tactic!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 04:24

( ί -ί) I wouldn't get to use one because I have horrible co-ordination...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where video games are real!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 15:23

( ί -ί)That would mean games like Fatal Frame would be real and that would be terrifying.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the emergency mittens where real and a real crises could be averted by releasing them!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:21

( ί -ί) Wait I'm not done eating my Tuesday cupcake how do you expect me to put on emergency mittens while eaMRRRRRMPH

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone communicated only in tiny S-JIS-made faces!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 16:52

( ί -ί) Yet another popular MMORPG, people waste their lives on...

( ί ƒŽί) THERE IS A RACE OF CAT- AND FOX- GIRLS!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 17:15

( ί -ί) They would likely refuse to breed with normal humans, and instead only breed with cat- and fox-boys.

( ί ƒŽί) People can fly as long as they're wearing mittens!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 20:59

( ί -ί) They would freeze to death. except for their hands of course.
Also, shitbombs.
( ί ƒŽί) Like Kirby, by eating something you could inherit its properties!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 21:34

( ί -ί) Everybody with anything even resembling a valuable skill would be dinner.

( ί ƒŽί) Cookies for breakfast!!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 14:55

( ί -ί) Diarrhea for lunch.

( ί ƒŽί) A world separated into communities of 150 people or less! (Dunbar's number)

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 15:18

( ί ƒ^ί) INBREEDERZ

( ί ƒŽί) A world where laptops have dual quad-core processors!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 17:24

( ί -ί) People will commit mass suicide when they realise that their world is based on a lie because multi core processors are just a cheap way to make products LOOK better bu not act better.

( ί ƒŽί) A World where the russian space mirror actually opened up and was orbiting earth right now!!!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 14:40

( ί -ί) Russia would rule the world by keeping us all awake too long to struggle.
( ί ƒŽί) A world with 36 hours days!

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 15:12

( ί -ί) The earth would be spinning too slowly and we'd all be killed by earthquakes and such.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where homeless people give us change and cigarettes!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 15:47

( ί -ί) They would be covered in hobo urine. Gallons of it.
( ί ƒŽί) A world with Bill Nye the Science Guy as its absolute, immortal ruler!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 16:24

( ί -ί) His brilliant methods of obtaining genetic immortality would leave us all floating about space and such after the earth was dematerialized by this or that alien civilization.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone had an IQ above 140!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 21:44

( ί -ί) They were all busy inventing (unfunny) stuff and there would be no fun in the world.

( ί ƒŽί) The world of immortal souls!

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:07

( ί -ί) Souls don't have pen0rs or Fiber Optic modems for the downloading of Cardcaptor Sakura loli.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where you wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life and you climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down, you see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison in the empty car pool lane of some abandoned super highway!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:11

( ί -ί) أين الحمّام؟

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) The entire world becoming Saitama!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 13:20

( ί -ί) Saitama losing it's unique charm.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Re-stationing the Elitist Superstructure in Saitama!

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 16:49

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34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 17:29

( ί -ί) I do not want to be shot at the end of the flash.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world with sounds replaced with only wierd noises from lucky star!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 18:04

( ί -ί) I would want to kill everything after a long while.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) An infallible world!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 21:53

( ί -ί) There would be no people...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world separated into two officially recognised teams- Good and Evil.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 22:04

( ί -ί) One side would have to be Skins, thus exposing us to the jiggling torsos of half the fat people in the world.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) One world under a lumberjackocracy!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:02

( ί -ί) We would run out of trees, then start chopping lampposts and telephone poles. Eventually we would run out of those as well, and take to chopping each other.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where Powerstone 2 tournaments are more popular than soccer, baseball and golf put together!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:28

<#`„DL> Koreans will master and supelior this game anyway nida!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ScatmanLs world!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 16:18

( ί -ί) There would be a PDA system that would blair nothing but " I'M THE SCATMAN - SHIBIDYBIDY... MMMBODOBO! " until we inevitably kill ourselves.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Everyone is telepathic, thus creating a global consciousness!

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 17:53

( ί -ί) The whole world would know when you're masturbating.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where everyone announces their arrival with their own short theme song!

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 18:46

( ί -ί) ... School, Work, Going Out, all of those would be unbearable.

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) A world where people have the power to redesign themselves, their homes, etc, using up the same existing space, but adding on virtual space (where you wouldn't be walkting into but out of, example: you get to the wall on your living room, you switch ambiences and then you turn back and it's a new room, but in the same space, a fourth dimension, so to speak).

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:06

( ί -ί) Somebody would get stuck inbetween, for sure.

( ί ƒŽί) The world made of one giantic mitten!

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:12

( ί -ί) Mittens would be used as maps and globes rather than as clothing and masturbation devices.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everybody is named Dennis Rodman!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:19

( ί -ί) Everyone would have AIDS, and star in bad movies that no one else will go to because they suck and they're busy with their own movies.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where nobody ages!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:24

( ί -ί) Grandpa would be off having sex with supermodels and beating up hooligans to keep his multi-million dollar empire of street crime afloat instead of making fun of Junior for our entertainment.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where the Funk never died!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 22:45

( ί -ί) And neither did Disco.
( ί ƒŽί) A world of cadillacs and dinosaurs!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 22:56

( ί -ί) Dinosaurs x cars porn already exists. I donLt want this to happen for real.
( ί ƒŽί) A dessert world!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 14:50

( ί -ί) Vegetables would become the new treat.
( ί ƒŽί) A desert world!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 15:15

( ί -ί) Somebody else would control the Spice.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where radiation really did give people superpowers!

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 16:45

( ί -ί) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".

( ί ƒŽί) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 17:57

( ί -ί) Rocket booster will explode, so emo virus and nerdiness spores will spread in the atmosphere.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can get what they want!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:07

( ί -ί) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ί ƒŽί) A world of free love!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 18:35

( ί -ί) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.

( ί ƒŽί) Finland!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5560 20:11

( ί -ί) Too near to Russia, too far from Viet Nam.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where computer game artists are considered to be the height of sexiness!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 12:15

( ί -ί) Too little time for sex because I'd be working on Half-Life 3.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist" didn't exist!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 16:49

( ί -ί) I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know, and I will never know, and therefore I already live in that world and it's not that great.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where you could still get fedoras really easily!

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:06

( ί -ί) A world where greasy, obnoxious sysadmins have to find another way to distinguish themselves, possibly involving assless chaps.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where pi and e are rational numbers!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:20

( ί -ί) A world where the uncertainty principle was not needed, everything about physics was discovered by Newton, and where computers probably didn't exist.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where real magical spells could be invoked by obscure mathematical formulas! Besides the ability we already have of conjuring the spirits of the computer with not-so-magical spells!

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 18:41

( ί -ί) Spellcasters should be saved for the chick characters and we don't need them to be fat and/or full of acne.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where spells could be invoked by cute lolis chanting love poems and waving magical wands/staves!

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5561 21:04

( ί -ί) The world would fill with pedos wanting the girls to play with their magical staves.

Either that, or everybody's job would be to collect the Clow.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where spells were real and could be cast with real jesus-like love!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:01

( ί -ί) I'm atheist though.

( ί ƒŽί) A world of total atheism!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:26

( ί -ί) ... Dude that poses so many problems that I don't even know were to start. Just think: without religion most people would go insane and loose their raison d'être.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone has their primary needs satisfied !

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 21:39

( ί -ί) BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

( ί ƒŽί) A world where Batman, Turkey was full of Batmen and Batwomen!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 23:44

( ί -ί) Everyone would run around bitching about their dead parents

( ί ƒŽί) A world without spelling or typing mistakes!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 02:19

( ί -ί) A grey world without Grammar Nazis.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where cannabis is as legal as beer.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 06:11

( ί -ί) It would be like cooking stew in a pot of cold water...

( ί ƒŽί) A world where nerds didn't need revenge!

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:20

( ί -ί) Knowledge that such a world exists would make nerds of all other worlds emigrate there. This would lead to a lack of nerds in these worlds, but also the perfect world would get a huge number of fake nerds.
( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can speak lojban.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:54

( ί -ί) A world where everyone speaks lojban.

( ί ƒŽί) A world where everyone can be a true American! Fuck yeah!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 09:15

( ί ƒŽί) Actually that sounds pretty nice!

( ί ƒŽί) A world where I never woke up from this wonderful dream!

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