[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 07:55 [No]

( ´ω`) By respected, I'm sure you mean laughed at.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:23 [No]

(　･ิm･ิ) When it comes to facial hair, everyone knows the Ghengis is where it's at.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 04:46 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzZzzzZZzzzzzzzz

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 07:21 [No]

(ہۧ ٮ ہۧ) I don't know what I'm doing

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 03:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Grandpa thread went completely shitsplat?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 13:39 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember seeing Rob Zombie's "Werewolves of the S.S."

( ´ω`) Nicholas Cage made a great Fu Manchu.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 04:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Holly Hunter delivered a masterful and nuanced performance as the Personification of Rome's Inevitable Decline.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 18:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Also, don't say "shitsplat". It's not polite.

( ´ω`) The word you're looking for is "fuckslops."

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 15:19 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you destroyed civilization with all those C4 Clonepas?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 15:55 [No]

(´ω`)
(ω`　)
(`　　)
( 　　 )
(　　・)
(　・ω )
( ・ω・)

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 19:06 [No]

(・∀・) Yeek!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 04:05 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) It's terminal!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) You're terminal.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 21:12 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where are we from?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 00:26 [No]

( ´ω`) Rumor has it the stork brought us

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 03:22 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) It's Gnome-virtual-terminal!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 13:07 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why isn't it socially acceptable to be a lolicon?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 00:44 [No]

( ´ω`) Because babyfuckers are deviant little shits who should have been strangled at birth, Davey.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 03:26 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Actually it's because that would impede gun rights in the long run.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 13:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Isn't there a Burger King meal waiting for you somewhere, Dr. Fartpants?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 13:57 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) And isn't there a grave waiting for you?
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 14:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, come on. You say that to all your patients.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:03 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the industrial revolution?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Red in tooth and claw, Junior. Just a non-stop blood tornado everywhere.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what will life be like after we're dead?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't know, don't care, Danny.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:51 [No]

(・∀・) But what if there's an afterlife, with cute loli angels, and frilly dresses, and tea parties, and - and -

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 16:15 [No]

( ´ω`) That sounds horrible, Bobby.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 20:20 [No]

　　　 _,,)　　　
　　 / ⌒⌒ヽ　　　　　　
　　//ゞ＼☆　
　　lﾉ||・∀・ﾉ|　You're just bitter because you can't pull off the frilly dress look!
　ﾉﾉ/。,__y,lヽ　　　
　　 l_丿___],/　　　
　　　/_|｡__| 　

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 06:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Your mother wanted a girl so badly, but she ended up with you.

( ´ω`) Missed it by that much.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:48 [No]

　　　 _,,)　　　
　　 / ⌒⌒ヽ　　　　　　
　　//ゞ＼☆　
　　lﾉ||・∀・ﾉ|　Yep, definitely just bitter.
　ﾉﾉ/。,__y,lヽ　　　
　　 l_丿___],/　　　
　　　/_|｡__| 　

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 19:43 [No]

( ´ω`) You keep telling yourself that, Jodie.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 21:28 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Permian-Triassic extinction event?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 23:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Finding a parking place was next to impossible, Julie.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 23:55 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does my name change every five seconds?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 08:21 [No]

( ´ω`) What do you mean, Melouine?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:26 [No]

(・∀・) You did it again. Looks like I will have to send you to a sanitarium because you are either schizophrenic or have Alzheimer's disease.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:55 [No]

( ´ω`) Dammit Cassandra, show some respect for your elders! I do not have schizophrenia, or...

( ´ω`) Wait, what was the other thing you accused me of having?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 23:58 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩ 　☆
　（,,´ω`)彡　☆ 　☆
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)☆　 ☆ 　☆　
　　　　　　　　 ☆ 　　　　

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:48 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩ ☆　　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆　☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)☆　　　
　　☆ 　　　 ☆ 　　　　

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:55 [No]

( ´ω`) You still thinking of sending me to the Santa aquarium?

(‐A‐)

( ´ω`) What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:01 [No]

(・∀・) Dammit, Grandpa! My name is -

(・∀・)

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) You guys used to call me Junior all the time.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:11 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩　< Don't talk back!
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 16:42 [No]

( ´ω`) That'll show you, Little Marie Sassmouth!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 23:02 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa-chan, hidoi desu～!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:20 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A~)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))Ax)

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:39 [No]

( xAx)

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:42 [No]

( ・-・) Wow. He went down like a chump.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 13:37 [No]

( ´ω`) He'll be back.

( ´ω`) That little nightmare always comes back.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 16:49 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Tell me a story!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Later, Timmy. I'm plum tuckered out from beating you to death a moment ago.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 11:44 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Story! Story!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 13:04 [No]

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz zzz zzzzzzz

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 14:31 [No]

( ´ω`) So there I was, minding my own business wandering around the Misty Lake and torturing frogs, when some crazy bitch in a shrine maiden outfit comes up and starts attacking me.
( ´ω`) I tried reasoning with her, asking if she was mistaking me for someone else, or if she had something about the frogs, but that girl was out for blood. I swear, it was like she was rabid or something.
( ´ω`) There were bullets fucking everywhere, Junior, you've never seen anything like it - lasers, magic amulets, ice crystals, needles; just a constant barrage of pointy shit.
( ´ω`) The bitch was strong, I'll give her that, but she was no match for me. "氷符「アイシクルフォール」!" I shouted. Still no idea what it meant, but I could see she was shitting herself.
( ´ω`) She dropped out the sky like a rock. I almost felt sorry for her.
( ´ω`) Never forget, Junior, I'm the strongest.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 14:51 [No]

( ´ω`) I was feeling pretty dapper that day, wearing my brightest yellow bowtie and carrying a stylish perch in my jacket pocket, when she walked in.

( ´ω`) She was the ugliest woman I'd ever seen, and I thought to myself, "If I could fuck that, I'd have fucked the ugliest thing that ever lived!"

( ´ω`) Then I noticed her wedding ring. Darn the luck!

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 20:29 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 20:46 [No]

( ´ω`) What's an internet?

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 13:09 [No]

(・∀・) Now that you mention it, I'm not sure. I think it's a sort of disease or something?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 22:29 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Oh boyyyyyyy, woowooooooooooow!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 01:16 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like in the days before the heat death and this infinite time loop?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 05:02 [No]

( ´ω`) We used to release energy like there was no tomorrow.

( ´ω`) And now there is.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 05:32 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like in the days before the heat death and this infinite time loop?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 06:30 [No]

（•∀•）

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:27 [No]

(・∀・) Loop time infinite this and death heat the before days the in like it was what, Grandpa?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 15:34 [No]

( ´ω`) Let's bake pancakes!
( ´ω`) Add some flour
( ´ω`) Oops that's way too much flower
( ´ω`) Now for the corn starch
( ´ω`) Add a little H2O2
( ´ω`) Oops way too much H2O2
( ´ω`) Bake for 3143 Hours
( ´ω`) Delicious dedpancakes

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 19:21 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you been taking opium again?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 19:24 [No]

(∪´ω`) I'm a dog

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 19:29 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa? Grandpa! How many fingers am I holding up?

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 21:51 [No]

( ´ω`) All I can see of you is your head.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 13:22 [No]

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) How many heads am I holding up, then?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 15:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Where did you get those? Put them back!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 15:16 [No]

(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・)(・∀・) No! They're me and I'm keeping them!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 13:39 [No]

　　　　　　　　～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ　　
　　　　　　　　＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　（　´ω`）　　　　Oh thank goodness, it was all just a dream!
　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 16:56 [No]

( ・-・) Wake up, Grandpa! It's time to take your pills.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 22:45 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 23:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Pretty good, overall. Everyone was in a good mood, the economy was up, and peace reigned throughout the world.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:08 [No]

( ・-・) You mean to tell me my coming derailed the entire global economy and world peace? Damn, I'm good.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:45 [No]

( ´ω`) No, you only really annoy us. We're so used to you now though that you're about on the annoyance level of a slightly wobbly ventilation fan.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 20:51 [No]

( ・-・) Keep telling yourself that

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 01:58 [No]

(・∀・) On a more thoughtful note, I believe Grandpa is implying that the following bad times vomited you forth and not the other way around.

(・∀・)っ-̾ That is to say, you're a symptom of these troubled days, not a cause.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7241 17:44 [No]

( ´ω`)っ-̾ Junior is correct. You are merely one of many inevitable results of the current worldwide situation. When the world's course corrects toward better times, you and the other Debbie Downers will make up the flotsam and jetsam of the past, washing up flaccidly on the shores of irrelevance.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 20:59 [No]

( ・-・) Think you're so smart with your cigarettes and metaphors? Two can play at that game!

( ・-・)っ-̾

( x-x)っ-̾

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 22:32 [No]

(・∀・) Hahaha, I can't believe he fell for that.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 15:33 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was in that cigarette anyway?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 17:16 [No]

( ´ω`) Menthol and prions.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:14 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you smoke for so many years and not die of cancer?

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 12:19 [No]

( ´ω`) I did die. Don't you remember >>1?

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 17:18 [No]

(・∀・) I can barely remember what happened two hours ago.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 17:32 [No]

( ´ω`) I tell you what, back in my day we used to focus on things! If we let our guard down then the chickens would get out and we wouldn't eat for weeks! Months, even! And if we missed the kettle boiling we'd have to wait another three hours! You kids have it so easy...

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 23:43 [No]

(・∀・) What? Sorry, I lost interest in what you were saying after about four words.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 00:16 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was li- oh look a penny!

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 20:17 [No]

( ´ω`) Well I'm glad to see you at least know the worth of a penny! Yes, I've taught you well, Junior.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 23:14 [No]

(・∀・) Im'a put it on the shinkansen track!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 04:36 [No]

( ´ω`) You do that.

( ´ω`) I'm going out for a beer or five.

|彡

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 11:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:48 [No]

( ´ω`) Jello Pudding.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 21:53 [No]

(・∀・) Personally, my money's on the unstoppable force. It'd just smash that immovable object into non-moving smithereens!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 11:11 [No]

(・∀・) Speaking of where my money is, don't you owe me my allowance?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 17:20 [No]

( ´ω`) No, I don't owe you a damn thing.

( ´ω`) Talk to your dad, if you can find him.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7274 19:43 [No]

(・∀・) You know Dad left me with you so he could live out his dream of eating at least one meal in every Burger King on Earth.

(・∀・) Last I heard, he was working his way through Chicago.

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