[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7275 11:34

( ´ω`) Ah, I remember I ate a burger on the opening day of the first ever fast food restaurant.

( ´ω`) Too much mayo.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 09:47

（・∀・）Morara. Morara!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 10:45

( ´ω`) Junior, did I ever tell you about the time I slew a dragon?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 10:50

（・∀・）Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 10:57

( ´ω`) Junior? A-aren't you interested in my stories any more?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 10:59

（・∀・）Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara! Morara!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:11

( ´ω`) I don't understand you kids and your ridiculous slang any more.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 19:32

(・∀・) Who's the kid with the fat cheeks?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 10:43

( ´ω`) Never mind that. Ask me about the time I slew a dragon.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 10:50

（・∀・）MORARA!

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 15:23

　 ∧__∧　∩　Shut up about your bloody monorails already!
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow SORRY ow ow ow ow

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 20:09

( ・-・) Junior, I am so, so proud of you.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7284 22:34

(・∀・) . . .morara

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7287 18:03

( ´ω`) That's the last straw! For this, you're NEVER hearing my dragon slaying tale!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 21:05

( ´ω`) Morara

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 21:22

(・∀・) More, Allah?

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 21:30

　 ∧__∧　∩　Don't bring that Satan worship talk into this house!
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 22:41

( ・-・) But I just finished my papier mache Baphomet idol the other day...

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7319 23:50

( ´ω`) Is that what it was supposed to be? We gave it to the Clonepas in the basement as a scratching post.

( ´ω`) Although in the end they just tore it to shreds and used it as litter tray fodder.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 23:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 00:39

( ´ω`) Stewed rabbit.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 03:42

∩∩
( ・-・) Hey!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 06:30

( ・_・) CLO NEPPA!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 11:45

( ・ω・) Yes?

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 17:04

( ・_・) CLO NEPPA! IT IS ME, ORDIOROID FROM HIGH　　　　 SCHOOL.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 17:15

( ・ω・) No you're not.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 02:18

　Hmmm.
( ・ω・)　(( ・_・)

　　 ( ・_・)
　 _ 　∩
( ・ω・)彡　( ・-・)
Ah HA!

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 21:51

( ・-・) In retrospect, that wasn't a very clever disguise.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7329 21:55

( ´ω`) Hey, have you two heard of gmail.com?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 11:40

( ・ω・) Nope. Is it edible?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 15:16

( ・ω・) Is it bigger than a breadbox?
( ・ω・) Hehe. Breadbox.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 17:32

( ´ω`) Beats me. I just thought you might have heard of it.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7330 21:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does everyone have against communism anyway?

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7342 21:54

( ´ω`) It don't work, but too many people out there really really want it to, and just won't let go.

( ´ω`) Most of them are afraid of having to take care of themselves.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 22:13

(・∀・) So all that talk about cradle to grave care?

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 19:33

( ´ω`) The words of a cowardly baby who's terrified of personal responsibility, Timmy.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:31

(・∀・) Wow. Communists are real pansies!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 19:01

(・-・) 888ge- aw fuckwhistlemittenfuckbagshitflippingmittenpants.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 23:51

(・∀・) Oh dear, you were just slightly too early. Try it again, you might catch it if you're quick!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 16:56

( ´ω`) mitten pants?

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 01:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the best way to find oneself a wife?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:14

( ´ω`) Used to be you'd go and marry the first available girl who didn't outright hate you on sight. Now in these newfangled times, you'd bid for her on eBay.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 22:04

(・∀・) I thought you hit Gramma over the head with your club and dragged her back to your cave.

(・∀・) Like a caveman.

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Because you're old.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 22:37

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Oh yeah.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 04:46

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Come on! Slap the shit outta him already!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 19:34

　∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 22:53

( ´ω`) Well, that didn't have much effect at all.

(・∀・) I'd already gone to the bathroom.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7560 16:10

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does this thread keep stalling out? Are you losing your touch? Has the world moved on from this whole cross-generational Q:A concept?

(・∀・) Or is it just that you suck?

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7561 15:57

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 00:14

( ・-・) 900 get.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 00:15

( ´ω`) wha?

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7599 03:54

( ´ω`) We were covered by a molten scum of rocks, bobbing on the surface like rats.
( ´ω`) Later, when there was less heat, the mountains moved in to surround the land masses.
( ´ω`) They didn't know then that life, as we know it, was already taking over.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 17:41

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Go on...

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 21:57

( ´ω`) After a nation becomes prosperous it becomes increasingly liberal with regard to sexual morality and as a result loses it cohesion, its impetus and its purpose. The process is irreversible:

( ´ω`) The whole of human history does not contain a single instance of a group becoming civilized unless it has been absolutely monogamous, nor is there any example of a group retaining its culture after it has adopted less rigorous customs.

( ´ω`) You smell, Timmy. Go take a shower.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 22:01

(・∀・) And then, entropy increased.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 23:10

(・∀・) I'm not taking no shower, you moldy old poobag!

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 15:40

( ´ω`) Guess I'll have to kill you then. Stay right there while I get my gun.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7635 03:12

(・∀・) Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fthagn!

908 Name: /|\(;,;)/|\ : 1993-09-7635 03:13

/|\(;,;)/|\ Who summons me?

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 02:47

(・∀・) He did it!

( ´ω`) Who did who in the what now?

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 03:07

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　´ω`） I thought you'd be taller.
　　（　　　　）
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿）　　/|\(;,;)/|\

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 07:44

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　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　I am
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　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
　　　　　　　 　　（＿_）＿）　　　　　　　（＿（＿）　

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 22:44

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　What's happening?
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　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
　　　　　　　 　　（＿_）＿）　　　　　　　（＿（＿）　

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 04:06


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　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　WHARRRGARBL
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　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
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914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 20:19

dicks

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 01:43

( ・ωﾒ) Hay guys I just got back from my Halliburton contract and wa HOLY FUCKHAMMER OF GOD what is going on in this thread?

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 17:22

（　´ω`）

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 17:31

( ´ω`) I see you got wounded, >>915. I got hit by a Mojibake myself a few years back. Before the surgical reconstruction, I looked like

( ﾂｴﾏ荏) This! Could be worse, though. A friend of mine was closer to the blast radius than I was.

( ・ゑｽｴ・剰刻) He looks like this now.

( 繝ｻ繧托ｽｽ・ｴ繝ｻ蜑ｰ蛻ｻ) Oh, hi Grandpa! Nice makeup, were you at the ``Preview post'' concert as well?

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, are there many machines on Ix?

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 01:40

( ´ω`) Yup.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 22:39

( ´ω`) Mostly refurbished HP laptops. Nothing really amazing there.

( ´ω`) Not as good as the ones on Richese.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 16:35

( ´ω`) Also, you have to kill Beady Atriedes.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 23:58

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　　　　　・,　 |　/＿∩∩＿
　　　　 　⊂（＿＿（ ・-・）⊃　

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8450 21:54

( ´ω`) Well done, Timmy!

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 22:32

Now pose with Grampa and Gramma for a mimeograph!

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　　　　　　　　　　,〃￣" ､ 　 　 ,〃￣ " ､
　　　　　 　 　 　 ｌ　 ´ω` :　 　 ｌ　 ´ω` :.
　　　　　 　 　 　 ｌ Ｕ　 　 ;ﾞ⊃-､/ , 　 　 ;ﾞ　
　　　　　 　 　 　 /()ヽ　 ﾉ ・∀・} '､　　 ﾉ　
　　　　　　 　 　 （___,;;）Ｕ `u-u" 　Ｕ´Ｕ　

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 23:01

(・∀・) Kill me.

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 11:38

( ´ω`) You're already dead, sonny. This is Hell.

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 12:08

(・∀・) B-but I lived a good life! Why did I go to Hell?

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 00:06

( ´ω`) Everyone in your family goes to Hell. It's genetic.

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 00:07

( ´ω`) While you're down here, you should check out the burning lake of Clonepas.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 14:42

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　　　(⌒(（⌒)）　　））　,
　　（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）
　 　（　(（ ⌒ ））　）　　　　　
　　（( ・ω・)　⌒）） 　　　
　　从ﾉ.::;;火;;;从;; 从））ﾞ　Hi Junior! Our names are Clonepa!!
　从::;;;;;ﾉ( ・ω・) 　）;;从;;;;;从　　　　　　　
从;;;;;::人 ；ﾉ;从;;;;;从( ・ω・)人￣|

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 18:03

(・∀・) Cool! You can see their skin melting off and everything!

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8473 19:13

( ´ω`) I remember when I first visited Hell. Or maybe it was Helsinki. Either way, fantastic pickled fish.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 11:50

(・∀・) Eww, pickled fish? Gross! Grandpa, Hell sucks, can we go back to the Overworld already?

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 21:15

( ´ω`) That's not the way Hell works, Timmy.

( ´ω`) Eat your damned pickled fish already.

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 21:22

(・∀・) Aww man, can't you just retcon us out of Hell? Say it was all a dream, or something.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 22:40

( ´ω`) Not until you eat your pickled fish, Bobby.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 00:21

(・∀・) Whoops, I accidentally dropped my pickled fish into the burning lake of Clonepas! Guess I can't eat it now. Too bad.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 01:16

( ´ω`) Aaaaaaand here comes the waitress with another plate full. Enjoy!

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 02:19

(・∀・) dammit!

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8476 17:45

(・ )-・) munch munch munch

(・∀・) Hey, it's not that bad once they stop wriggling.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8476 19:53

(・∀・) And the picked fish were nice, too!

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 17:01

(・∀・) Can we go home now?

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 18:02

( ´ω`) You have to actually eat them, kiddo.

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 13:48

(・∀・) Not if I can retcon us out of Hell first!

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　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　Gosh, I had such a vivid nightmare that I was in Hell!
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　Thank goodness it was all just a dream.
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 19:33

( ´ω`) Get out of bed and finish your Clonepas before they get too burnt.

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 21:20

(・∀・) Gee willikers, fried Clonepas for breakfast! My favourite!

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 23:54

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　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
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　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　Aw, fuck. Still in Hell.
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 00:20

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　And now my futon's burning. Great.
　 从|　⊃／(从;;;_人　
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 01:18

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) We've been in Hell this whole thread, Bobby. There is no escape.
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