ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (512)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 08:33

>>0 gets an honorary mention in nearly all ITT threads relating to the previous poster, despite never making a single contribution of his own.

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 14:30

>>500 Has never lost a participation trophy in school.

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 15:33

>>501 can set himself on fire at will.

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9519 16:17

>>502 Can perfectly recite the history of BBS in one rant at any time, so long as there is someone who is listening to the whole thing.

504 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10206 14:59

>>503 can play vinyl records between their butt cheeks.

505 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10207 11:15

>>504 can communicate with penguins. However, penguins universally refuse to communicate with >>504 due to a prior diplomatic incident.

506 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10209 13:55

>>505 can perform automatic lobotomies, but only on gumby figures made before the year 2003

507 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10210 07:31

>>506 can breathe automatically, but blinks manually.

508 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10210 10:53

>>507 can turn invisible, but only to light frequencies in the microwave spectrum.

509 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10210 11:55

>>508 can pass through here, but only if he asks for permission first.

510 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10211 12:54

>>509 can pass through air, even without asking permission!

511 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10560 15:15

>>510 can fly, but only up to 10cm off the ground and when no one's looking

512 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10560 16:13

>>511 can recite the Yoshinoya kopipe at will, in any language, forwards or backwards, at up to triple normal talking speed.

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