[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#31]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#31] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9184 20:51 [No]

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 09:10 [No]

fitness tip: after masturbating, eat your cum to conserve precious zinc

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 10:32 [No]

vc: slutt

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 14:40 [No]

pizza is an open-faced sandwich
masculine vagina
touhou is a roguelike

dehumanise yourself and face to poststructuralism

836 Name: vc: yode : 1993-09-9267 15:23 [No]

just as kek-kaku

TN: kekkaku means tuberculosis

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 16:15 [No]

they won't find me in here

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 16:18 [No]

How droll.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 20:22 [No]

struck by the poignant post-modernism of ringtone 41

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 21:24 [No]

My contacts are making me dizzy

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9267 23:59 [No]

The true horror of ice.

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9268 13:19 [No]

> her name is Peni Parker

you know, it's allowed to ask someone who knows japanese whether your OC's name is a good idea, right?

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9268 13:55 [No]

a master carries out

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9268 16:51 [No]

bunions are not bunny onions

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9268 18:13 [No]

gender equality is wanting girls to dominate me

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9268 23:41 [No]

I remember things.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 02:36 [No]

Using horse shampoo to attract horse girls!

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 06:39 [No]

>>840
Now I felt like I almost ripped out my cornea as I was pulling out my lense. Truly contacts are the dark souls of prescription glasses

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 12:48 [No]

Seals are basically dog mermaids.

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 13:21 [No]

Penis ain't that bad...

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 14:46 [No]

melanistic serval

nigga that's sugoi

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 15:57 [No]

Hello, how to filter information efficiently? Don't filter me out, pls!!

>>851
Kuroneko fucking pwns how much sugoi it is
https://youtu.be/5_wFvSI6lUQ

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 16:14 [No]

wedding vows in english are surprisingly non-standard

most of them don't even use "i do" a response

(annoying translation, i am not close to a wedding, i'll have you know i cry myself to sleep at night)

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 16:18 [No]

doke doke doke

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 18:06 [No]

>>852
just walk away from the screen
like
close your eyes
haha

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 18:45 [No]

>>853
"I will" is more standard in the UK, as in, as in response to "Will you fuck this person tonight?"

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 22:52 [No]

tfw people default to their painfully fake idea of shakespearean in translations to convey any antiquated language

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9269 23:13 [No]

>>857
I myself am a steadfast imitator of Sir Thomas Urquhart's masterful translations of the works of Rabelais.

> With this Thaumast, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker's fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity. Then lifted he up his right hand, clunching it in such sort that he brought the ends of all his fingers to meet together, and his left hand he laid flat upon his breast. Whereat Panurge drew out his long codpiece with his tuff, and stretched it forth a cubit and a half, holding it in the air with his right hand, and with his left took out his orange, and, casting it up into the air seven times, at the eighth he hid it in the fist of his right hand, holding it steadily up on high, and then began to shake his fair codpiece, showing it to Thaumast.

(TL note: "conskite" means "to splatter with feces")

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9270 03:17 [No]

it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that "let them eat cake" didn't mean "gosh, give them some of our cake if they're so hungry" but "LOL poorfags why don't they have cake instead"

860 Name: vc: we : 1993-09-9270 04:23 [No]

>>859
there are so many problems with the quote that of course we've all heard it

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9270 15:02 [No]

>>860 didn't she actually say brioche and not cake? I've also heard that she may not have even said it at all and that it was all republican propaganda.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9270 15:04 [No]

shaved my butt and balls and put some lotion on them, so fucking smooth oh man I can't stop touching them

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9270 15:38 [No]

>>861
I just skimmed wikipedia, Rousseau attributed that phrase to a "great princess" in his autobiography but it may have not being said at all, because apparently he made some stuff up, but not all of the stuff, so who knows, it is a mystery.

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9270 23:58 [No]

My hair is just terrible.

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 04:06 [No]

>>864
try >>862's solution

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 10:45 [No]

Oh my God.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 13:04 [No]

Think, don't feel and you'll be:

868 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9271 15:48 [No]

Meow

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 16:32 [No]

you: chugging sad bitch juice
me: sippin on lean

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 17:25 [No]

dragon quest non-stars

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 18:51 [No]

Espeon: No Problem Atall

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 20:22 [No]

Think pretzel, and you'll be One Delicious Step Closer to a Healthy Lifestyle™

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 20:31 [No]

Downloading The Kanji volume 3

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 22:14 [No]

i got an important phone call while i was on the toilet...

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9271 22:15 [No]

soft hands, but callused fingers

number one way to spot a gay bodybuilder

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 00:25 [No]

what a ｇｒａｎｄ　ｉｎｔｏｘｉｃａｔｉｎｇ　ｉｎｎｏｃｅｎｃｅ

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 04:37 [No]

I went to the beach with some friends only to realize that what I really want to do right now is sit alone at home navel gazing

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 11:16 [No]

>>875
I have naturally soft hands, does that make me gay?

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 11:17 [No]

>>875 ...or someone who plays a stringed instrument, or a seamstress

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 13:40 [No]

it's always Kaiba's turn

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 14:25 [No]

>>879 violins and sewing are super gay, so it still fits

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 16:34 [No]

>>875
I think there may be a more obvious tell that someone is a body builder apart from the hands but I dunno.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 16:55 [No]

Catching cold and... windiness at the same time is the worst. You either suffer from a clogged nose or a terrible stench. Open a window to let some fresh air in, and suddenly it's uncomfortably chilly, aggravating the muscle pain. Double points when snot "captures" the smell in the nose and you suffer from both.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 19:03 [No]

>>883 get well soon buddy

yeah when that smell is physically lodged in your nose, you can wash it out all you want, it'll still linger in your miiiiind

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 22:33 [No]

"Acknowledgement" is a weirdly long word. It doesn't feel like it should be as long as it is.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9272 22:51 [No]

>>885
It's only 1 byte though.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 02:30 [No]

"Do you ever get lonely?"
"You know, I got lonely once as a kid and it just sort of stuck."

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 02:33 [No]

>>885
You're not wrong? 4 of those 15 letters don't represent a sound in "proper" speech of the past 2 or so centuries, the kind of diction in which we'd expect the word to appear. 3 if we insist the silent e matters and should stay (e.g. to indicate soft g). That still leaves 20% of it as bullshit. Furthermore, it is 30 minims wide, and removing said 3 letters, which account for 7 of them, would mean the word is approximately 23.3% bullshit in the typical proportional font.

I shall leave aside how "know" won out over "wit", or "w" over "ƿ", or other simple coulda-beens whereby we might have had less unwieldy-looking constructions.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 03:19 [No]

Why are GPUs so expensive?

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 04:33 [No]

>>889
Bitcoin is a targeted anti-gamer campaign.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 12:00 [No]

They say the fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight, and boy oh boy I've never dropped those weights quicker.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 15:47 [No]

oversized hoodie with no shirt is actually comfy as fuck

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 15:54 [No]

>>892 that always made me extra itchy, are you in possession of some ancient laundry secret!?

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 16:15 [No]

>>893 skincare my dude

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 18:54 [No]

>>888
QUALITY post for a QUALITY GET

/golf clap

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 20:13 [No]

slowpoke.jpg congratulations to beatmario and amane on getting married, two of the most pleasant voices i've ever heard and yet you never betray your geek roots, y'all are 100% legends

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 22:50 [No]

now that i think about it, i went to four different elementary schools

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9273 22:58 [No]

Hello, moon.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 02:45 [No]

real women curve spacetime because that is a property of matter but i thought the classy thing to do was not mention it

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 07:19 [No]

I stay up past 1 and the incel thoughts bubble up, just like clockwork
I just wish I was normal

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 08:30 [No]

"Normals!? They brought nuclear death to us all. This will be the age of mutants."

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 08:58 [No]

Going to sleep and getting up at a reasonable hour isn't that awful, but I miss the 3am sudden burst of motivation.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 11:53 [No]

youuu fucking gamer

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 13:49 [No]

gray ham line man

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 13:52 [No]

gamer? don't even know her!

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 15:34 [No]

I can't admit I like ika musume without people thinking I'm some weird pedophile, so I won't.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 15:58 [No]

My body may die but I will live on as an anonymous dude online who was really into denpa!

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 17:48 [No]

beginning to understand ZUN's actual sense of humor

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 20:31 [No]

I'm not a fanfiction kind of guy, but if I was, I'd write Charlie's Chocolate Factory.

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 20:43 [No]

>In Xylocoris maculipennis, after a male traumatically inseminates another male, the injected sperm migrate to the testes. (The seminal fluid and most of the sperm are digested, giving the inseminated male a nutrient-rich meal.)

hot

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 21:38 [No]

Dress me up like a gay superhero

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9274 23:42 [No]

I'm not very good at this...

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 00:03 [No]

/img/ is gone? Oh well.

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 00:17 [No]

>>913
Confound it, where will I get my CP (and more importantly, my Liru) from now?

Also, as I believe they say beyond the wall, "hispa kek."

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 00:46 [No]

an unfortunate fact about those relatively unknown oekakis and image boards, the, ah, "wrong crowd" has a serious penchant for finding such things and going it's free real estate.webm

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 01:08 [No]

cute vampire who gets her sustenance from transubstantiation

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 01:32 [No]

>>913
I say good riddance,

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 01:46 [No]

>>917
Won't miss it either.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 01:47 [No]

same

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 02:00 [No]

>>913,917,918
yeah between the pedo spam and the weird russian drunkposter and the randoms who wandered in from facebook, nothing of value lost

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 02:14 [No]

tfw no big dick goth bf

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 11:46 [No]

imageboards are just so unuseable these days, everyone is so angry and needlessly hostile all the time

like did you really need to call someone a "fucking clueless nigger retard" in a conversation about spaghetti?

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 12:47 [No]

I am a bird.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 16:19 [No]

what happened to the youtube middle aged lady who did animations in carrara with weird synth voices

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 21:23 [No]

>>923
"I wish I were a bird." -Norio "Motherfucken" Wakamoto

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 22:12 [No]

Хэлло эверинян

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9275 23:58 [No]

goth vegan gastropub called "soy division"

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9276 00:12 [No]

>>927 some fuckers in scotland already took my idea but they went out of business

sounds like an opportunity

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9276 00:20 [No]

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9276 00:40 [No]

>>929 unpopular opinion: rock music was never good, it's only prevalent due to an odd combination of boomer nostalgia and anglo chauvinism

now drop that bass like it's liu bei's son

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9276 00:51 [No]

Me: "胸熱", huh, that's a hard one to check all the boxes in translation nuance-wise. let's see if a better writer has a solution

Citation from Japan Patent Office: IMPLEMENT FOR LASER THERMAL WELDING IN THORACIC AORTIC VEIN

Me: perfect

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9276 01:03 [No]

>>931
heartburn

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