>>911 Maybe this is why he's so unfailingly happy/enthusiastic/joyful. Maybe he loves the seam of his trousers subdividing his junk. I was thinking it looked painful...maybe it's his greatest and cheapest thrill.

>>912 Ugggghhhhhh. And I feel like that's about .0002% of the total number of times he's done it. At some point, some terrible person told him that pose looked good and 8,594 times later, he's not yet retired it.