Tom Hiddleston 7 (1000)

1 Name: Anon : 2016-02-19 08:08 ID:gDkQNPan

Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston

501 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 13:41 ID:3MbB+kJp

>>497 >>498 That's the one. It was floating around both twitter and IG (and I imagine tumblr too) so I didn't bother. Some others are out. Seems like it was a wrap party with the now mandatory photobooth and props.

I won't link again because we all probably have it bookmarked, but Torrilla has some full body shots of the TimeOut photoshoot and...

  1. ouch - that looks like it hurts
  2. I know the great cut/uncut debate will continue but I swear you can all but see the pointy little outline in a few pics
  3. as if we didn't already know: his balls are massive, a major case of Brit Balls

502 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 16:19 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>501 Photo no 2/9 - I swear he has balls one side of the seam and cock on the other. It doesn't look comfortable.

His bollocks are absolutely massive but we already knew that:

503 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 17:01 ID:STc0orLO

>>502 That's exactly what it looks like. Maybe he's used to it? Maybe he wants to get the term 'moose knuckle' trending on twitter? Maybe EO needs to make a set visit - stat!

504 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 17:07 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>500 His bum got hungry again when it was wearing the swimming trunks and he got out of the pool - Torrilla has a pic of Corky handing him a towel.

505 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 17:12 ID:qAvx5iXW

PS Speaking of stalkers, your friend and mine from London/definitely not London has deleted her Twitter account. Was the forthcoming ISTL premiere #2 too much?

506 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 17:47 ID:qAvx5iXW

OT: I am going to Letters Live tonight. The line up remains a secret until the start of the performance but they have announced on Twitter that Benedict Cumberbatch will be performing! Apparently they had Gillian Anderson, Will Self and Tom Hollander on the opening night and Cumberbatch/Jude Law last night. If I see anything like that combo I shall be pretty pleased!

507 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-03-13 18:19 ID:89pEWkso

508 Name: N8Anon : 2016-03-13 18:23 ID:m0Zddaoc

>>506 We went last night. It was excellent. Cumberbatch, Jude Law, Danny Boyle, Carey Mulligan, Caitlin Moran, Toby Jones, who was excellent, and a couple of others. Hope you have an ace time.

509 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 18:43 ID:KbLXPwNn

>>508 We are going to meet each other soon, I swear! We need a special handshake or something.

510 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 22:16 ID:STc0orLO

Number of times Jed did what any sane woman would do knowing that TH was sleeping in a nearby cottage: 1
Number of times TH didn't need to bend down to kiss his love interest: 2
Number of times ED didn't need to bend down to kiss her love interests: 3
Number of times we all became Team Rex Mayhew: ALL THE TIMES (I hope he doesn't die! Start taking the tube, Rex.)
Number of times Corky got messy: 1 (on white wine? I don't even get messy on white wine.)
Number of times Tom Hollander became enemy numero uno in every TH fangirl's book: 1 (that restaurant scene will go down in fangirl history. Oh, the cupping!)
Number of tiny, itty bitty naked buttocks: 2
Number of times my panties flew across the room at the sight of TH's A1 stroke game: 1 (a much better showing than in CP)
Number of times I thought I will be 'pulling an Anon' when the good doctor gets home: 1 (he has been alerted via sext [not a typo])

TH: A (mostly based on stroke game and how he looked in that black v-neck)
HL: A- (he just doesn't do a believable chummy bloke thing)
OC: A+ (her Iraq scene - wow)
THol: A+ (the scene on the patio was perfect - as was the restaurant: he played a very convincing drunk dick)

511 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 22:30 ID:STc0orLO

I should add:

Number of tweets in his tag: 1,200
Number of tweets mentioning or gifing the sex scene: around half
Number of tweets mentioning the restaurant scene: the other half

512 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 22:32 ID:STc0orLO

>>506 >>508 They always seem to have an excellent line-up, so you likely won't be disappointed.

513 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-13 22:38 ID:3MbB+kJp

>>505 Maybe the overwhelming evidence of the existence - if not exact status - of a THEO relationship finally sent her over.

Or maybe she de-invested. Unlikely.

514 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 23:10 ID:KbLXPwNn

>>510 I am touched that I have somehow become a byword on this board for Hiddleston-fuelled romantic encounters. Nb: to truly "pull an Anon" you have to do him in the hallway before he's got his coat off. I'm sure you'll manage.

515 Name: Anon : 2016-03-13 23:16 ID:KbLXPwNn

>>512 While we are OT: LL was excellent. Cumberbatch, Oscar Isaac (hot!! and reading a letter from Alec Guinness about how shit the script of Star Wars was!), Jeremy Paxman (best of the non actors by far), Hanif Khurwshi and Geoffrey Palmer, who read my favourite letter of the evening, from a British Ambassador in the Middle East in WW2, who had just been introduced to a Turkish colleague who rejoiced in the name of "Muatapha Cunt. Now we all feel like that on occasion, but only a Turl would put it on a card."

The capcha says inin. I guess that's what you say when you see his butt butt.

516 Name: Kate : 2016-03-13 23:39 ID:+nTuteQa


Re: asking directors for another take, yes, he did do that with Spielberg, and with Del Toro (reported by a journalist on a set visit), and with Alan Taylor (mentioned on the commentary). It seems to be his actual working technique - when he was talking about working with Spielberg he said he does it because once the director has a take he is happy with he understands what they want and feels like he can give an even better performance with one more take.

It must have driven people slightly crazy on Crimson Peak, because Del Toro is known for doing lots and lots of takes - 40 or 50, sometimes. Or maybe once you'd done that many 'can we just do one more?' doesn't seem like such a big deal.

I guess MA just didn't quite get his working method.

517 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-03-14 02:31 ID:89pEWkso

>>514 You know you've 'arrived' when you become a verb, Anon. :)

518 Name: N8Anon : 2016-03-14 08:42 ID:m0Zddaoc

>>509 We really are! Secret handshakes would be very appropriate, considering the venue for Letters Live...

519 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 09:47 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>518 LOL

520 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 12:20 ID:qAvx5iXW


Number of guest appearances by Liddle Hiddles: ???

I don't blame Corky. I have wanted to do that since I first saw the Cannes pictures.

521 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-14 13:35 ID:3MbB+kJp

>>520 Are you suggesting we get a glimpse of LH (as I affectionally call him) in that scene? I think that might be ED's underwear/dress...but I shall investigate...for science!

Beyond that - let's be honest - that episode was all about LH. I don't think these episodes have titles, but if they did, this one would be 'The Exciting Adventures of Liddle Hiddles.'

So, some serious questions:

  1. Do we think LH was sock-sheathed in both the restaurant and wall scene?
  2. Could we somehow calculate LH's size by figuring out THol's glove size?
  3. Do we think LH enjoyed the restaurant or wall scene more? Because, sure the wall scene involved a tall blonde and breasts, but, come on, Tom Hollander - now that was passion.
  4. Am I the only one who feels like her lady parts have been punched - in a nice way - every time TH's goes 'Shhh, shhh' in a scene?

And, yes, this is just a ploy on my part to continue talking about his junk. I'm that downmarket.

522 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 13:42 ID:qAvx5iXW


I don't know!!! I have watched the gif a few (OK, 85) times for science and I can't make it out. It is sooooo frustrating, like the helicopter willy in the slumber party video. I think he is wearing a pouch - it looks like a pouch shape, all a bit neatly triangular. Also it is the BBC - I know they had a naked man in War and Peace recently but not in a sexual context. But then I think of HR and I wonder if he freeballs it in every nekkid scene. Help meeeeeee.

523 Name: anonsy : 2016-03-14 14:44 ID:V6C+Feoq

>>520 Looks like a willy in a pouch to me.

524 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 15:13 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>523 How do you think it stays on? Are there straps we can't see or is there a specific job for a person to stick it on with spirit gum? If the latter where is this job advertised?

525 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-14 15:54 ID:STc0orLO

My captcha was 'bone.' It knows.

>>522 'Help meeeeeee.' Oh, oh. The restaurant/wall scenes might have come too close on the heels of HR for Anon. Girl is fragile!

I've watched it again via the iplayer. I can't tell if it's her flesh-colored dress, his shirt or a flesh-colored pouch. I did, however, notice his hesitant left hand: Iz is touching boob, but maybe Iz shouldn't be, Iz just touch side, maybe a little squeeze. And what seemed to be realllly loose underwear that he had on. They must have needed them to slip down easily because they were like bloomers!

>>524 Ouch to anything sticky, even with manscaping. I would think elastic at the base. As they're sometimes called 'cock socks' a sock like top would seem likely. Maybe a band and ties as in sweatpants?

526 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 16:00 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>525 The capcha always knows!

Are we looking at the same thing? On the gif I linked to there is a dark triangular patch which looks to be too low down and too far over to the right to be anything she is wearing.

As for touching boob, didn't he actually bend down to suck at one point?!!!

527 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-14 16:01 ID:STc0orLO

>>523 I will take anonsy (and her mad picture breakdown skills) at her word.

Here's someone auctioning his off. Seems this one uses ties.
Maybe one day the crazy Hiddlestoners of the world will be able to bid on TH's cock sock.

528 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-14 20:51 ID:iyyva79v

>>526 Yeah, he sort of put his nose and face towards it. It must be hard remembering the rules - what he can and can't do/touch/kiss - while still making it look natural and flowing. And do it while thinking of dead puppies so as not to get too excited.

529 Name: Anon : 2016-03-14 22:15 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>528 For most British men I think it is Margaret Thatcher. Apart from the late Alan Clark.

530 Name: Anonon : 2016-03-14 22:52 ID:FFoPtyZa

>>521 I don't think that's Little Hiddles. Cock socks are always flesh toned, the whole point is to remain invisible, it looks the same color as the jacket. There appears to be a lot of fabric getting in the way. Damn those hideous whispy asymmetrical dresses.

Here's a fun run- down of sex scenes. I haven't witnessed them but can account for weird flesh toned getups. If glueing is needed they do their own. Makeup artists do often have to cover bum pimples and correct tan lines so I'd say if you want a career where you can get up close and personal with stars, choose makeup or wardrobe. In stills photography guys also pad their genitals with white bread (minus the crust).

531 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 02:15 ID:aMwiyK9i

Our boy - and his ass - were the open post on dlisted!

I'll keep it PG-13 with this quote, but head over for Michael K's take on straight sex and advice for TH!

'Tom Hiddleston stars in a BBC miniseries called The Night Manager (it will make its way to the US in April), and on last night’s episode (SPOILER ALERT), his tiny Stottie cake butt cheeks were exposed as he humped Elizabeth Debicki against a wall. The Daily Mail posted the screen shot of Tom’s little peach coming out to play and tweets from people who wanted to smear marmalade on those buns and eat ’em up.'

532 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 10:41 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>531 I never knew what a Stottie cake was before now, but I have learned something. Thanks Michael!

PS imagine if the scene had been filmed in the style of Sons of Anarchy....

533 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 12:14 ID:qAvx5iXW

534 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 12:32 ID:qAvx5iXW

535 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 12:54 ID:aMwiyK9i

>>533 I saw that the other day when I watched it again...for science, but I don't think that's excitement. If you look at him getting out of the elevator when he's going to meet the IEA group, it looks about the same. This episode really was bulge-tastic.

And it might be LH or might be his massive bollocks. Hard to tell.

We've completely objectified him over the past few days, haven't we? A feminist might be fuming were we talking like this about a woman, but his feminist ass realizes that we have about 10,000 years of social imbalance to rectify, so it's fine.

536 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 13:12 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>535 I jest. I think that's just it lying there because there's nowhere else for it to go in those tight trousers.

As for the objectification: I think I said a while back that I felt like a man watching TNM, in that I know that in every episode a fit person of the opposite sex will get his kit off for few/no reasons connected to the plot. Suzanne Bier has been shameless about using his body for the tv equivalent of clickbait so I have no compunction about objectification! For example the showering under the waterfall scene - why? (and also if you are going to use his bum for ratings please have the courage of your convictions and get a bit closer).

537 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 13:12 ID:aMwiyK9i

>>534 Typical of some of these online 'magazines.' More laughable is the guy has got two comments pointing out his mistake and it still isn't fixed.

I doubt he had an actual face to face with TH, so going by some of those ISTL stills, it's not an unreasonable mistake!

538 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 13:30 ID:aMwiyK9i

>>536 Oh, I didn't think you were serious, but I wanted to point out that LH should get an IMBd credit for his multiple appearances and 'stunt work' in this episode. He was the real star - I'm looking at you, Stotti cake buttocks.

Watching that scene again...for has some dodgy editing. It's a weird mix of a fight, love and breakdown scene. It looks like it was a challenge to film because they didn't piece it together well.

539 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 15:36 ID:Ep2jQcLc

So, apparently some in the British press have anointed TH 'The man with the golden buns."

Say what you want about those tabloids...they know their way around a pun.

540 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 16:02 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>539 I actually only watched ep4 properly just now ( away with family at the weekend who yak constantly through tv shows). I am still mesmerised by how big his bum is relative to the rest of him.

541 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 16:04 ID:Ep2jQcLc

Digital Spy did an interview with TH and have been releasing snippets. I don't think these have been linked here yet:

On his deleted TTDW scene:

On HR/Die Hard:

542 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 16:16 ID:Ep2jQcLc

>>540 Or how small? As to mesmerized: I'm going to picture you - in your Anon t-shirt - with two big spinning Stottie buns over your eyes.

OT: I'm working from home today and using it as an opportunity to catch up on Outlander. Tobias Menzies does bad so well - both over the top and undercover bad!

543 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 16:23 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>542 Same! I am shirking from home as well hence watching ep4!

I know in the still pics you can only see what looks like a teeny tiny bum, but look at gif 1 of this set: he has a big butt. And as the Telegraph journalist remarked, it wobbles. Not the flat runner's bum one might expect him to have. And not a rock hard squat-created bum either.

My eyes are 2 creme eggs at the moment.

545 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-15 16:51 ID:QQO5h2Ha

>>543 I can't unsee those bloomers he pulls down in the first gift! And I'm calling it now: butt implants!! ;)

I did 2 years of bellydancing. It was a class I did in graduate school so as not to go crazy as I sat and looked at books all day. And that boy could have put all of us to shame, even the instructor. It's like his bottom half rotates on a ball bearing system.

546 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 16:57 ID:qAvx5iXW

BBBB - BallBearingButtButt!

547 Name: Anon : 2016-03-15 17:27 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>540 You're right, I am losing my mind. Family trip was yesterday - not the weekend! I shall sue TH for buttbutt-induced injuries.

548 Name: anon1 : 2016-03-15 19:25 ID:u4c3xNxL

>>543 Good God, it IS mesmerizing.

549 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 03:50 ID:GOfiwiEc

This is the reason I love the DM. How ridiculous is this!?! I would make a list of my favorite/most ridiculous parts, but I'd just end up quoting the whole article. If I had to makes Sophie's choice: that he's copying Bond by wearing a linen jacket to breakfast. Or that he has new blonde highlights. Or...see, I can't pick just one!

Now for the usual this Luke? Is TH pushing hard for Bond? The DM has already told us about his ambition. ;)

Also: bless his little bedhead hair.

OT: have we already started to tear down BL? Girl's got enough to think about without the DM making a big deal about her in a hoody. She's got to get this stinker in the can and start worrying about how to avoid the Oscar curse.

550 Name: anonsy : 2016-03-16 04:00 ID:V6C+Feoq

>>549 Wow, they couldn't even be bothered to spell his name correctly in the photo captions.

551 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 04:09 ID:Ep2jQcLc

>>550 There are several typos/grammar mistakes. They may update soon, but the version I read had the well-known saying 'even the gentleman.' Like 'even after' but not like 'ever-steven.'

Insert facepalm gif.

552 Name: NewAnon : 2016-03-16 05:19 ID:Xfxv9xZA

>>549 Does this Tom is UBER FAMOUS now? Some of these pics with the fans came out earlier but the pap version is getting printed now. Wonder if his publicist sat on it until the time was ripe.

Speaking of good timings, that one tumblr user whose husband said he went to college with Tom is now talking about how many girls Tom used to bang in college. Which is well and fine (Tom's active sex life I mean) and all these claims are certainly making this tumblr couple famous among the fandom who are clamoring and asking for "what's his type spill the tea".

553 Name: anonsy : 2016-03-16 05:49 ID:V6C+Feoq

>>552 I was never deeply entrenched in the Hiddlestoner side of tumblr to really get to know anyone, so I could be wrong, but... I'm side-eyeing his story REAL hard.

554 Name: NewAnon : 2016-03-16 05:52 ID:Xfxv9xZA

>>553 As am I. Our misters are supportive of our crushes but I don't think my mister would ever be THIS supportive and THIS involved. This might be a case of two minutes of fame with a dash of troll bait.

555 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 08:53 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>549 I love this article. TH "living the life of an off duty 007" - accompanied by a photo of him spreading the contents of a hotel butter pat on a roll.

Random thought: we will never know if he does the walk of shame because he wears the same clothes every day anyway.

Random thought 2: I love the "Vietnamese police" photo which is in fact of 3 totally random blokes in a canoe...!

556 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 08:55 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>552 Showing your bum on BBC1 on a Sunday night will give you 5 minutes of fame in the DM. Über famous long term - not sure. Aidan Wossname from Poldark was all over the press for a few weeks for going shirtless but now they have calmed down again.

557 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 09:21 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>553 >>554 As for this lot.....

She is bonkers. Someone wrote a comment about a TH dom manip saying they preferred to think of him being more gentlemanly, and she had a (very lengthy) meltdown about how dear G was her dom and was a perfect gentleman, how they were "hating on" the D/s lifestyle etc etc etc.

As for him....He may well have been to Cambridge (though cf grammar in latest post eg "THAN there is the others". Hum). He might well have come across TH as Cambridge isn't a huge university and the college system means that if you play rugby or row or whatever you compete against all the other colleges and meet a lot of people. If he played rugby and was in the same year he probably did meet him - and probably did shower with him(!!). But knowing someone hat way and knowing how much sex he gets - no way. If they were at the same college then yes he might have a fair idea. Some take only 100 students a year, and you live in college accommodation for at least 2 years usually, so you do know everyone's business quite well.

What makes me side eye the whole thing is that she has been running her mouth on her blog for a long time about all things TH, and mysteriously she has managed not to reveal these amazing facts thus far. The cut/uncut debate has been ongoing for ages and she must have known all along he met TH and in what circs. So she must know he knew the answer (put it this way, I'd have asked). But she has only weighed in now...had she said 2 years ago in a non trolly way, oh BTW my husband played sports with him at college and they showered together and no he's not, that would have shut the debate down then, I'd have thought. But no, we get the big reveal now.

558 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 09:24 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>557 PS he is not saying he was at the same college as TH.

559 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 09:31 ID:qAvx5iXW

Torrilla has all the pics of Tom Eating (a rather meagre brekker, it looked like).

560 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 12:54 ID:Ep2jQcLc

>>555 But he's wearing a jacket - just like Bond! And Bond always butters his bread rolls. The comparisons are so obvious.

561 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 15:12 ID:VhNAEDLk

>>560 - The Man with the Golden Butter Pat? I see it now.

562 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 15:32 ID:GOfiwiEc

>>552 >>553 >>557 What a bunch of skeptics you lot are...yeah, I'm in total agreement. For all the reasons that have been mentioned and for the fact that these two blogs scream out for attention. I'm not going to doubt all the things that headline in his archive page: the D/s relationship, their recent loss of a premature child, her being tested for MS, unfairly missing out on a shelter kitten. I'm going to continue on in an existence where people don't make up those type of events for any reason. But sharing them on a social media blog isn't fully about 'connecting with people' or 'healing' - it's about garnering attention (that's how social media works). And while they may be looking for comfort from an unknown audience, or sympathy or empathy - these are all secondary to what anyone using a social media platform wants: attention.

So, I'm not going to doubt that he met TH, played rugby, knows x,y,z about him. But sharing - and perhaps embellishing x,y,z for attention - that earns my side-eye alongside anonsy's.

And to second Anon, why keep this info secret for all these years when they have kept little else secret?

563 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 15:42 ID:GOfiwiEc ISTL promo in NYC. BAFTA NYC is also playing the movie on 3.23, but it's sold out.

Seems like TH will be back and forth between the UK and US after filming wraps - on the 17, according to that well-established source: the DM! Next week in LA for ISTL promo and premiere, the week after that is NYC (see above). Then back here mid-April for the Times Talk and the Tribeca FF.

564 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 16:06 ID:VhNAEDLk

>>563 He's having a secret relationship with you isn't he? That's why he keeps going to New York. That's why you bought that handbag over Christmas. Admit it!

PS I saw him showering when I was at Cambridge. He is in fact the double dick dude from Reddit (who is multipally uncircumcised FYI).

565 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 16:10 ID:0nSbDl0M

>>562 I'm just heart-eyeing currently, cause I read this sweet exchange between them ('I'm with him!'; 'Yes, she's with me!'; 'I'm gonna order some food'; 'OK, do that'), and I'm just daydreaming about how they sit in the same room and blog gifs at each other. Absolutely not attention-seeking.

(I may on may not be in a bit bitchy mood these days)

Anon., I'm very excited for you about that Q&A!

Hm, something tells me I'm going to watch some more of TNM today because I've still seen only the 1st episode.

566 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 16:53 ID:GOfiwiEc

>>564 Yep. I was keeping it secret, but now I can reveal it to everyone. And, yes, he told me I should buy a big purse when we started our secret relationship; he said I might need it - don't know why?

And, we are the perfect couple because, like that woman on This Morning, I have two vaginas. It's a muracle (American pronunciation) that we found each other. And now we're going to run two blogs about our crazy sex life since it's technically an orgy every time we have sex because of the numbers of genitalia involved.

OT: THAT AMA on Reddit was EPIC.

567 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 17:06 ID:GOfiwiEc

>>565 QAZZZZ! Yeah, maybe that's how couples talk to one another now? Crazy kids these days!

I'm excited too!! I'll be able to say I saw him in the flesh. I'm not going to ask any questions - not even about the scratches in Unrelated!!

My fiancé is coming with me actually. I smoke screened the whole thing as a Dr. House event for him. He watched the show and liked it, so I'm treating him to a Hugh Laurie event. Little does he know. When I told him about the tickets, he didn't seem too excited (House did end awhile ago and he was never a huge fan), so I had to put on the whole 'I thought I did good, I thought you'd like it' expression so he'd agree to go. He quickly obliged by feigning interest. Honesty isn't that important in a relationship.

Definitely watch TNM's other episodes. Ep. 1 was slow but it gains momentum.

568 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 17:15 ID:VhNAEDLk

>>565 You're back! We miss youuuuuuu!

If you've read back you will know that my young man has now rumbled me. Even so, and as a slightly hostile observer, he has conceded that the last 2 episodes of TNM have been "excellent", though he didn't think the first two were especially outstanding. There is good TH perving material in each episode to help you through any plot limitations.

569 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 17:16 ID:VhNAEDLk

>>566 OT: I loved that AMA. The best bit was the comment "I am so glad God didn't waste 2 penises on a prude."

570 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 18:01 ID:0nSbDl0M

>>568 I first read your post as 'My young man has now rumpled me' and I was all like 'Oh, yeah, I've read about that! Hubba-hubba and good for you!' :D

Anyway, I believe your guy's begrudging approval; those are the most valid usually :)

>>567 ANONNN.!!
So your boy is in a blissful oblivion yet :) Should we take bets on when he realises? After ISTL? HR? :) 'Hey, I keep seeing that actor-guy a lot lately. Why is that, I wonder...'

PS I can't believe I missed the double-penis guy's AMA and I'm off to make up for that.

571 Name: NewAnon : 2016-03-16 18:18 ID:Xfxv9xZA

>>562 They blog a lot about their private life and in detail. Way more than those YouTube vloggers who live out their lives in front of the camera. I'm actually doubtful of the knowing Hiddleston this personally claims. Because I'm doubtful of anyone who says online they know a celebrity and then proceed to get internet famous because of it. It's definitely a big call for attention, that's for sure.

>>563 That schedule is giving me motion sickness and I travel for work frequently. Let's hope the jet lag doesn't affect Tom's pretty face!

572 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 19:54 ID:3T/tnsB3

>>570 Yes, to the general amusement of the board, he did rumple me after seeing HR - speaking of sharing too much information on the Internet.... Good news is I know you were looking forward to HR and you won't be disappointed!

573 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 20:07 ID:3T/tnsB3

I am in love with the DM commenter who pointed out that the article described Kong:SI as a "$190 movie".....!

574 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 20:20 ID:0nSbDl0M

>>572 It's fine, Anon, I thought it was pretty hot :) And still not as TMI and cringeworthy as some of my posts on previous threads. Dreams anyone... Oh god. I blame fever.

You know what? I'm so going to pirate HR as soon as it's on the internet! I don't even feel guilty - I swear, I'll buy a DVD, or a Blu-Ray, or 3 Blu-Rays later! Just let me seeeeee it!

575 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 21:15 ID:Ep2jQcLc

All this talk of purses brought this into my mind. Remember American Gladiators - or just Gladiators for Anon? They had a jousting event.

What if we put JA and EO on two platforms and made them swing their purses at each other for the right to TH's heart..and penis?

This seems reasonable...and the premise for a spectacular reality show.

576 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 21:20 ID:Ep2jQcLc

>>570 And he's going to stay that way! I once admitted to a Viggo Mortensen crush (which still exists!) and never heard the end of it, so TH will remain my dirty, little secret.

So, we won't be going to see ISTL or HR together - I think the possible moaning during HR would blow my cover.

577 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-16 21:26 ID:Ep2jQcLc

>>574 What??? Did you share TH dreams on here? I missed those in my dive into the archives when I first found this board. Back I go!

Oh, I may as well, but I'm also desperate to see it on the big screen...for reasons.

578 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 21:50 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>576 I haven't heard the last of it yet by a long chalk. I was so merciless about the Rosie Huntingdon Whiteley crush that I am being made to suffer! (Mostly for pointing out that the idol has feet, and other body parts, of plastic).

Bizarrely he keeps bringing him up at random times. After dinner tonight he started saying "so what has TH been in then? Why is he suddenly in everything?" [manspeak: he is in 2 things I just saw]. I had to feign ignorance so as not to appear like the crazy stan I am by reeling off the whole back catalogue. So I said THC, I thought. Possibly.

579 Name: Anon : 2016-03-16 21:52 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>574 Did you post a TH dream? Was it a hot one?? If one is not to have him in real life I'd like to think that one's subconscious would at least give value for money!

580 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 21:54 ID:0nSbDl0M

>>577 NOnonono, don't do that:) This was not an exciting dream, just a weird dream, no sexy TH, I don't know why I shared it (I still blame fever), and do those old threads ever disappear? Why don't they :(

PS BAM! my captcha says. Oh, be off with you captcha

581 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 22:13 ID:0nSbDl0M

>>579 Nope, it wasn't a hot one. My weird subconscious can't even do that much.
I would have posted a link by now so as not to seem teasing and attention seeking, but I really don't remember the thread and's really not very interesting. Believe me!

582 Name: qaz : 2016-03-16 22:52 ID:0nSbDl0M

OK, I found it now. It's in the 3rd thread, 800+ post. So embarrassing, and also full of late-night grammar mistakes, I think I'm not even going to link it. Whatever possessed me to share it, I don't know. Cringy all the way.

I remember that I may or may not have been curing that fever with alcohol.

584 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 08:20 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>582 Oh god yes, I remember the dream. The Hand of Tom! I wouldn't be embarrassed - Anon. and I were talking about how he'd look in a fringed cowboy outfit!

585 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-17 16:06 ID:168D2GSU

TH is trying to answer questions in only 140's not going well.

586 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-17 16:10 ID:168D2GSU

Questions are running the gambit: does he like tater tots, how does he incorporate gender equality into his work (we know the answer to this: bare ass), do you remember meeting me in Bangor?

His use of adjectives is out of control.

587 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 16:52 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>585 I just logged on and looked. Epic 140 character fail!

He has managed to stumble upon a question from one of the tumblr queen bitches, god help us. So tumblr will be full of vainglorious posturing tonight.

588 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 21:01 ID:qAvx5iXW

If you want MOAH Tom, this is an unedited version of his recent interview for Sight & Sound - original was pretty long anyway!

589 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 21:31 ID:qAvx5iXW

Now this kind of revelation I find interesting!

590 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 21:51 ID:qAvx5iXW

Some set pics. Here is a boat:


Here is the same boat with Tom on it (like we didn't spot that hoodie from a mile off!): https://mobile.twitter(.)com/reeltourshawaii/status/710556047157506048

Do we still think this is going to be a stinker? I know Anon. made a joke about BL being cursed with the Oscar winner disease right out of the gate....

591 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-03-17 23:07 ID:89pEWkso

>>589 Fascinating... Spock eyebrow I wonder if they ignored him or fawned over his curly floofs.

>>587 Now there's showing Ms Unrelated how to stay on topic.

592 Name: Anon : 2016-03-17 23:13 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>591 Yes - though she forms part of Ms Unrelated's little coterie, and was eager to reblog the 2000-word justification without any suggestion that the question may have been inappropriate (or indeed acknowledgement that her chum might repeatedly have been a total cow to others). I tend to judge her by the company she chooses to keep.

593 Name: Whatsinaname : 2016-03-18 00:15 ID:89pEWkso

>>592 It's definitely not lost on me that they're tumblr buddies. I never read through the explanation; Ms U turned me off long before that when she defended the bad behaviour of the Donmar post-show fans, referring to the criticism as fan shaming.

Eh, Ms U probably wouldn't get the point anyway, now that I think about it.

594 Name: Anon : 2016-03-18 00:52 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>593 She's barely any better. I followed her briefly, then I read a vitriolic exchange with another blogger over the proper interpretation of TH's last article for the Financial Times (!!!). She tried to rub her enemy's nose in how clever she was. I hit unfollow when I read that. I had the privilege of being taught by some unimaginably clever people and the one thing they had in common was their modesty.

595 Name: Anon : 2016-03-18 08:22 ID:qAvx5iXW

596 Name: Anon : 2016-03-18 08:24 ID:qAvx5iXW

597 Name: Anon : 2016-03-18 12:21 ID:qAvx5iXW

I guess we now await sightings in LA and/or with EO, in advance of Monday's screening.....

598 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-18 14:25 ID:W34cMLSy

599 Name: Anon : 2016-03-18 14:38 ID:qAvx5iXW

>>598 Little curly headed moppet. Not seen by me.

600 Name: Anon. : 2016-03-18 15:05 ID:W34cMLSy

>>597 Let's the funs begins!

I know that I'm the only one who wants to see ISTL. I think, I also may be the only one who wants THEO to exist. Yeah, to us she's about as interesting and cerebral as a piece of cardboard painted an off-beige color, and we all think he should end up with a cross between Rosie H-W (sorry, Anon) and Einstein - or Lex. However, it doesn't seem TH thinks the same.

All I truly want out of his time in LA is that he's not seen alone everywhere or with Luke alone everywhere. If that means he shows up at the organic produce market with EO - yes! Squeeze those avocados, TH. If that means they do their 'what's that bad smell' faces in public together, but then head off for some door sex - yes! Break those hinges, TH. I don't know what the DM means when they said he was getting 'relaxing treatments' at his hotel, but I'm sure he's due for some romantic female company and nookie. And nothing does romantic company and nookie better than a beige piece of cardboard!

And, yes, you should all try to be more like me. I'm the better fan. And, you should all go and follow my tumblr blog to hear more about my absolutely correct opinions. ;)

PS I'd also like him not to bring his guitar to any interviews and sing at people. Might actually pray for this one.

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