>>173 What would we call such a person? Like a doggy behaviouralist. They blow a whistle and he sits down and stops yodelling/bowing/being fakely modest when someone mentions James Bond. The someone comes out and gives him a donut as a reward: http://lokiperfection.tumblr.com/post/143681108134/wendy7777-tom-hiddleston-vanity-fair-snapchat

Your work thing sounds terrifying. I bet "bride got shot by extremists" is not covered by your wedding insurance so I counsel caution!