http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
... oh, what. does kareha reformat html links to point to the current thread or something?
Yes.
Do you think we should talk about Asia Carrera instead?
No.
Could we have questions in other formats than the tried, true and boring as all fuck "yes/no"'er?
Indeed we could. We've done it before.
So, which of Asia Carrera's pr0n films is your favorite?
Wayne's World
How come every time I go to sleep I think about sex?
You are a pervert, a breed apart in the worst way possible, a subhuman creature with goat balls for testicles. Also, you've got a rare form of insomnia that doesn't actually prevent you from going to sleep.
What happens if you cross the beams?
You get piss all over your pants, and the other guy's, too. He'd most likely cause you some pain; I know I would.
how u make that inverted b?
it's called d
Why can so few people properly identify the origin of that quotation?
Because few people are as fanatic /b/tards as you and BeastUK.
Jesus Christ, it's a lion! What do you do?
[] Get in the car
[] I dunno, lol
[] Put it in
[] Genuflect
[x] Go back to 4chan
How do I get rid of an IRC addiction?
Take up an addiction to Asia Carrera pr0n instead.
Can I stick it in your pooper?
No, I poop from there.
Why is it so hard for some people to operate a search engine?
Because they're STUPID.
>:3 ?
Yes, Clonepa is pretty much worthless.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
NO THANK YOU I'LL TAKE THAT OVER THERE.
Who are the brain police?
DQN
Why is the iPhone so popular?
Most likely due to it's capability as a portable digital pornography storage medium.
Why do you answer a question when you can't be bothered to put any though into the answer?
I dunno, lol.
What's the meaning of life from a non-spiritual/metaphysical viewpoint?
To reproduce and consume all available resources.
How will the adventures of weebl (and sometimes weebl's friend bob) end?
No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.
Is it more like it was then than it is now?
No one knows, not even Asia Carrera.
I am of the opinion that "Bogoljub" is the world's most awful name outside of scatological bounds. What could be worse?
No one knows, not^W^W^W^W Brünhilde is still worse, and has been for some 900 years.
Is there anything better in life than 1150 mp3s of a Touhou nature?
Yes. Any quantity of mpegs of Asia Carrera pr0n is better than any quantity of Touhou mp3s.
What's the appeal of Touhou?
Reimu's armpits.
Who doesn't like armpits?
Scary freaks who shouldn't be allowed out in public.
Why is it so hot in Central Europe this week?
Europe has been stuck in SMB 3 for a while.
Why do H-games never work on my computer?
You need to go into regional settings and set everything to japan.
Which is your favorite game from Illusion?
I don't have one, but my favourite illusion from a game is that of a deep pit with spikes at the bottom cast upon a trap door above a real deep pit with spikes at the bottom, as featured in my D&D campaign. "I disbelieve! walk walk drop"
And my question is: Why is there so little D&D discussion on DQN?
Because D&D is for aspie nerds, where as we are merely lazy-ass wotaku.
Do you think the spelling "wotaku" is elitist or dumb, or do you find it helpful?
It depends on what is meant by the word. If it's used in the same vein as "wigger" and "wapanese^Wweeaboo", hell yes it's dumb. If it's the fairly recently coined Japanese word, I can sort of live with it.
The surgery was over two weeks ago and I want to go swimming. Will my finger heal up in time for the weekend?
I find it dumb, elitist, and helpful simultaneously.
But it's not as helpful as Asia Carrera.
>>34
No, better just stay home and browse DQN more.
What are some hilariously bad games to play?
Twister, as long you're not the one that ends up with some guy's sweaty butt in your face.
Vin Diesel plays D&D; is this a good or bad thing in the average person's perception of the hobby?
Average people don't care.
Can I have some smoked cheese?
No, because Asia Carrera ate all of it and then made this weird nyoro~n noise.
Why are my cats so noisy and emotionally needy? I thought cats were supposed to be quiet, independent animals.
Noisy and emotionally needy? It's a female, that's why.
Why didn't you get a tomcat, stupid?
Because you're sexist.
Why is the above poster so sexist?
Because Asia Carrera turned him down for a date.
When will Islam be wiped out?
Depends upon how much more they agitate, but it seems everybody has a hidden dislike of islam these days.
Why do people give the "Eurabia" theory any credence whatsoever?
Basic tribalism and the dehumanization and xenophobia that results from this artifact of hominid evolution.
Should the species be renamed from Homo Sapiens Sapiens to Homo Ignarus Ignarus?
I'm partial to Homo Ignoramus, myself. Possibly because I "Ignarus" is not an english word and I am left wondering why you did say it.
Why do people post in this thread without a proper answer, a proper question, or neither?
Because they have a lower understanding of fine arts.
What is the square root of negative numbers?
What's the difference between a duck?
There is no difference, you're just a duck-hating bigot.
Given a Diophantine equation with any number of unknown quantities and with rational integral numerical coefficients, devise a process according to which it can be determined in a finite number of operations whether the equation is solvable in rational integers.
>>49 that is statement, not a question.
>>50 It looks like more of a request, actually.
Would Asia Carrera have remembered to post a question?
No. I brought a doggy bag with me, see.
Confusion! Mayhem! Who's to blame?
Canada.
When shall we three meet again?
Never. I killed him. And I'll kill you too if I ever see you in this thread again!
Was that too maniacal?
No, but maybe with a wicked laugh after your line, this could improve. Muhahahaha!
What could MacGyver make with a nail clipper, a sweat sock, and an empty jewel case?
A cleverly crafted nail clipper, wrapped in a sweat sock held securely inside a jewel case......that doubles as an isotope transmaleculator when the nail clippers react with the chemichals in the sweat.
Do you love me?
I revere (not love) you. "Love" carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
I believe in the eventual symbiosis between our genitals.
Thing is though that the primary reason that we haven't "knocked boots" yet is because my gonads find you distasteful.
Now will you put this bag on your head so we can fornicate?
Paper or plastic?
Uuhhhh, i forgot, what are we doing in this thread again....?
1/0=?
O SHI-
If dividing by zero creates an electromagnetic pulse, how can I store my Asia Carrera pr0n videocassettes safely?
By transferring them to the EMP-proof punch-card format.
Is the self identical with the body?
or is it different from the body?
Yes, just remove the prefix and all will be clear.
What is the sound of one hand tapping, tapping at my chamber door?
Quoth the Raven, damfino.
Apart from design school snobbery, what's the real reason to avoid using Arial?
"I" (capital eye) and "l" (lowercase ell) are too similar, as are "0" (zero) and "O" (oh).
What the hell is chocolate rain, anyway?
Severe diarrhea.
Don't you feel better off knowing that?
Not really, because I still have the runs :(
So, what food do you recommend as being particularly binding?
IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO DRINK A GALLON OF MILK YOU CAN TAKE YOU BOVINE LACTATION AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS BRING BACK MY OTHER EASIER YEAST PILLS PLEASE
Why is the 100 MINUTES thread no longer popular?
Huh? there was a 100 minutes thread?
What is the way of Tao?
Don't think. Feel. And you'll be Ta∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
Did you know that if you choke on the candy Peeps, that it hardens in your throat and even with the heimlich maneuver you can't be saved and you die?
No, and neither do you, for I strongly doubt that you have empirical, or otherwise research-backed, evidence on the matter.
Who lets out old wives' tales such as these anyway?
Old wives?
How do you pronounce sage? Do you pronounce it like the herb, or like the Japanese sah-gé
That depends on if you are asking how to pronounce the herb, 'sageru', or Adriana Sage.
How do you pronounce fgsfds?
for gods sake fucking do something.
how can i get in touch with squeeks?
Would I be employed as the janitor of the Immaturity Mansion if I were? Seriously, dude. You did the background checks and all.
Just out of interest, what would happen if I were?
The Elitist superstructure wound find you distasteful, and you would be taken of the map.
Why can't I type an uppercase s? I punched the keys for god's sake.
Same reason I can't type a backwards "d".
What if the pope's and the bear's paths crossed in the forest?
The bear would become Catholic, and the Pope would wipe himself with leaves, leading to a nasty case of poison ivy.
What would happen if a bear and a shark crossed paths?
100% Pure, Unrestrained, Awesome.
What would happen if a care bear and a street shark crossed paths?
The bear would suck the shark's dick, then they'd have an epic battle raging for decades.
Who would win?
No one.. we'd all lose.
What would happen if Care-Dog met Pee-Bear?
Golden Showers.
Would you let Shirley Manson pee in your belly button?
No, but I'd let her take a crap in my cereals. If you know what I mean. Fnaarrrrrrrr.
Would you let Jesus into your heart?
No, too many hair.
Certainly a starship trooper potato head is ridiculous, why do i enjoy it?
Perhaps because the idea of a anthropomorphic potato getting it's brains sucked out is a mildly entertaining thought.
How can human beings and fish coexist peacefully?
Because a fish does not think, a fish already knows everything there is to know, and so he peacefully observes the human race making questionable decisions.
Why do humans eat other humans ?
Because the movie "Alive" would have been empty if it were just about a plane crash.
Do you? Do you REALLY?
No, I was just kidding.
What was the question again?
I don't remember but I am certain that it involved Asia Carrera.
Why do my cats not mind when I nosebeep them?
They have been numbed to the irritating event.
Why do I hate newborns, but love kids ?
Because you're a baby-killing, child-molesting LIBERAL.
How can we stop the Socialist/Nazi/Afrocentric/Atheist/Islamic/Homosexual Alliance from succeeding in their satanic agenda to destroy Our Way Of Life?
By pretending it doesn't bother us. Like all bullies, they'll give up then.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Spam, spam, spam, delicious spam?
Bloody Vikings these days can't even get their own song right. It's wonderful spam.
Why do young whippersnappers have no respect for their elders?
Because their elders use words like "whippersnappers". It's hard to respect them.
It's been three weeks. Where's that plumber?