http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999
Yes, using link trickery.
Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?
Looking for the princess in yet another castle.
So where's the beef?
Grandma went to go get it, but it seems she's fallen, and she can't get up.
Isn't that special?
No. Her going uphill both from and to school as a kid in ten feet of snow every day is however.
What is the ultimate healthy non-dairy smoothie?
80 blueberries, 5 acerola cherries and a lemon including the peel, all together in a blender.
What is the ultimate cocktail made from terrestrial ingredients?
spearmint, rum, sugar, lime, and carbonated water; Mojito!
What is the ultimate prison wine blend made from practical ingredients found in your average state penitentiary?
"Pruno." But clearly, prison wine isn't good enough for Asia Carrera.
Why?
Because.
Why not?
Asia Carrera said so.
Why must we live and die on the whims of a porn starlet?
Asia Carrera is not a starlet, she is THE star.
Will >>108 repent his heretical mistake?
If not, he must be burnt at the stake and liberally smeared with garlic butter.
What would happen if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel both had sex with Asia Carrera, and she somehow got pregnant with both of their offspring at the same time?
It'd be the genetic equivalent of division by zero. O SHI-
Do you think that Asia Carrera would find this discussion amusing?
I hate Asia Carrera. She sinks below gay magic as a meme. She sinks below TOO MUCH METAL as a meme. She sinks below Saitama as a meme. I hate Asia, HATE HATE HATE HATE HAET!!!!
What fuels my hate so much?
You have a perfectly understandable case of meme intolerance.
Why do so many internet users substitute meme regurgitation for a proper sense of humor?
Meme regurgitation is easier.
But squeeks and mittens are just more complex versions of this, are they not?
It's you!
To whom does all the bases belong to?
Asia Carrera.
Wasn't that a predictable answer?
Yup, but it might be true. Wikipedia mentions Asia Carrera as an avid unreal tournament player after all.
Doesn't that game still rock?
No, it does not.
How can I destroy postmodernism?
From the inside. Use plenty of dada, apply a sprinkle of Bauhaus, and you're done. Hope u leik post-postmodernism.
Who makes up music genres?
Musicians.
Who makes up pr0n genres? Is it Asia Carrera?
No, it's David Niven.
Angry Bees?
No, not Angry Bees.
Do you ever wonder if Asia Carrera reads this stuff? And, if so, does she suspect how many of us are fapping to her pictures right now? I am. I'm just saying.
Gay magic.
Wasn't that the predictable answer?
Asia Carrera.
Gay magic?
Gay magic FTW!
Isn't that right?
Asia Carrera.
Have we entered an infinite loop yet?
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Was that a question?
Yenos.
Commen Ça Va?
no hablas diablos
How many people have contributed to this thread?
One.
How long can I continue to talk to myself?
For some time yet. You're the only person on this board after all.
Have you heard of the extra QUALITY band LOLI RIPE yet?
Yes. They're slowly, slowwwwwwly approaching listenable speedcore music.
Why do I like fapping to traps so?
Don't think, feel, and soon you will be Tannasinn. Or blind.
Will the dollar rebound soon so I can go and visit squeeks and drink good beer for once in my life?
No. Your only hope is to get out now while it is still worth something. As for the beer, it will just end up getting carried out anyways.
What would you do if the beer became w?
American beer IS w.
When should I break down and go to the dentist?
Yesterday.
Who will be so kind as to invent a time machine for poor >>136?
"Not I", said the pig.
How come swine get such a bad rap in the abrahamic religions?
Well, either the fact that nomadic people cannot raise pigs, and so they'd tie you down to one place where you might pick up bad habits, or because of the risk of trichinosis. Both have been offered as suggestions.
Are two legs bad, or better?
They're definitely better than twenty-three legs.
Why do I have the sudden urge to bake bread?
yeast infection
How can light be both a particle and a wave?
A wave of particles, simple really.
Why does just about every animal species have an even-number of limbs?
symmetry
why does my soul feel like the color of this board?
you haven't met your weekly quota of eroge
what is our weekly quota anyways?
43. It is the universal answer to everything as long as you aren't interested in units.
Do you think the new Super Mario on the Wii is going to get boring quickly?
Not until after I resort to controlling the action by holding the wiimote in my butt.
Do you think the new Super Mario on the NES is going to get boring quickly?
I suspect it will, and when that happens, I will go back to watching Asia Carrera pr0n.
...did you say "NES?" Like from twenty years ago?
Twenty years ago? They didn't have Mario in '73!
My birthday's in October. Anyone want to come to my party?
Sure!
When's October coming, again?
Next month.
Will 4chan's /ck/ ever surpass our /food/?
Only if it removes the requirement to post an image when starting a thread.
Is there a chance the track will bend?
Always.
Does it matter?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
Professor Lawrence Pierce thinks Homer gets stupider every year.
D'oh
Since it is still 1993, does that mean Kirby's Adventure is still the hit game of the year?
Obviously. (>^^)> <(^^<)
Was Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?
>>155 meant to ask "Is Asia Carrera making pr0n in 1993?" ... whoops, wrong thread. I mean, of course she is.
Why did I find the right lens of my previous pair of glasses broken in two in the garage today?
Because you happened to look in the right place.
How do I use the five Ws?
You don't use them. They carry out and are w.
Didn't you see that coming?
I did not. My depth perception is shot to hell due to the absence of the left lens of my glasses, which I still haven't found.
How come much of the shitty poetry thread is actually rather passable?
Your standards are exceptionally low.
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
I did.
Want to make something of it?
Yes.
Your place or mine?
Yours, I still live with my parents.
Also, you'll need to supply the condoms, the vaseline and the weasel that's been marinated in its own juices. You still up for it?
Yes, but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm an HIV positive convicted sex offender.
Also, I only have a ferret coated with bacon fat. Is this acceptable?
Alas, no. You are officially rejected as a partner due to your poor choices in lubricant.
Whatever happened to Little Fishy Foofoo, swimming through the kelp bed?
Served for lunch at Rei's Diner.
May I have a refill, please?
I think you've had enough triple thick chocolate milkshakes for one night, Fatty.
How about some sparkling mineral water, instead?
Water? I asked for a drink, not something to wash in!
Now will you give me my mudslide cocktail or do I have to start a brawl?
Brawl it is.
Knife fight or gun fight?
Why one or the other? GUNBLADE FIGHT!!
Is the gunblade more awesome than your average ninja pirate alien?
SDOFIJ''
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I have a hard time believing that you didn't just pass out onto your keyboard.
Is narcolepsy that common?
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I told you to use the toilet before we left home! Now you'll just have to wait until we get to the next rest stop.
Now, are you going to sit still and behave, or do I have to turn this car around?
Turn the car around.
Didn't you know I'd challenge your authoritay?
Do what u want i got a bag....
Now wat do i do with a bad full of shit?
>>175
I figured this day would come, and that I'd have to kill you for trying to subvert my rule.
If you decide to challenge his authority, turn to page 4.
If you decide to wait until the next rest stop, turn to page 5. But what if turning to page 5, but not making it challenges his authority. Does page 5 say, "go to page 4"?
No, page 5 says "you have died."
Why do I always lose Choose Your Own Adventure games?
Because you try to fuck every girl you come across. They may be japanese, but they still frown on gigolo play.
So any games where the protagonist does get to bonk every girl?
Most of the time, after getting all the endings, the game will unlock a secret harem ending.
Is this the secret headquarters of the Internet Hate Machine?
No, this is Patrick.
Remember when Spongebob Squarepants was funny?
Gaybob Queerpants was NEVER funny.
What the hell's the matter with you?
Weed.
What the hell's the matter with Agent U?
He's mostly pissed off that he can't pull off Agent V's alliteration shtick nearly as well. There's too few words beginning with U that can be strung together.
What the hell's the matter with the Cabal?
They got assimilated by the Elitist Superstructure.
What will you do when the Elitists come for you?
I'm not into the whole Pax Tsukaru thing.
If all the people in Australia suddenly vanish from an IRC channel all at once, do we only have 12 hours left to live?
No, stingrays can't swim that fast.
What is your major malfunction?
A trick knee. The doctor said that if it ever festers, I'll be dead within a matter of minutes.
What is a pyle anyway?
It's like a heap, but smaller and neater.
Have you forgotten about Asia Carrera already?
no, I just needed to tell some different jokes.
What is the square root of Asia Carrera?
Asia Carrera.
Asia Carrera?
No thanks.
Can we never mention Asia Carrera again?
Asia Carrera.
What's Snacks's tripcode?
That's classified information.
My cat is currently coughing up furballs and stomach acid on regular basis, though I groom her daily. Can you recommend a dietary aid to reduce this?
Change her diet. Get her on more natural foods. Wellness brand worked for my cat.
Why are farm cats so uniformly scrawny?
They live an active lifestyle, enjoying fresh air and feasting on rodent protein. For all intents, they're on the Atkins Diet.
How do you get a cat to pee on the little paper strip?
Tape it to the cat.
Suppose a person found a fairly obvious way to circumvent the payment system for a wireless hotspot and set up a free relay for it. Is this morally wrong?
no since people who don't password protect need to learn their lesson somehow.
shold people password protect their butts?
No, as forgetting your password after eating bean burritos at Taco Bell could prove to be incredibly disastrous and embarrassing.
Worst sport ever: Gridiron or Synchronized Swimming?