ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

801 Name: >>800 : 1993-09-6740 23:07

Sorry about that.

>>802
Where would you like to spend your eventual retirement?

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:09

>>801
In a coffin.

>>803
What is the least exciting thing you have done today?

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 08:31

>>802
I drank a glass of water! That's my accomplishments for this day so far!

>>804
Who do you love most?

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 09:21

>>803
My mom, I guess

>>805
How do you like your rice?

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:23

>>804
Nice, soft, clean, warm, and delicious.

>>806
Have you ever had a continuous streak of bad luck for more than three or four days?

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 10:47

>>805
No, but I have had extended periods of illness or discomfort.

>>807
I asked a girl to be my Valentine! How do you think she'll respond? I think she's AFK right now 3:

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 14:15

>>806
Judging by your use of the acronym "AFK", I think she'll respond by typing on a keyboard.

>>808
What are your tea drinking habits like?

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 17:01

>>807 I rarely drink tea. Usually the only reason I drink tea is because there is nothing else for me to drink.

>>809 What food did you eat that you hated the most?

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:29

>>808
Calamari. I hate seafood in general, but calamari was all gooey and horrible. Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.

>>810
How are you spending your Valentine's Day?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:47

>>809
Playing a VN and growing steadily more depressed as I realize, though I was initially excited when buying her chocolate and a gift, my ex is the last person I want to see today.

>>811
What's one of your favorite works of classical literature?

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 18:55

>>810
Macbeth.

>>812
What's one of your least favourite works of classical literature?

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 19:18

>>811
Frankenstein. I feel it was poorly written and overrated, and most people misattribute the movie's influence to the novel itself.

>>813
What's one of your favourite classic movies?

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:30

>>812
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb. It's one of the few classic movies I have watched that I never found dull.

>>814
If you were able to choose between too hot and too cold weather for the next month, which would you pick?

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 21:41

>>813
Hot! Fuck snow.

>>815
What are your siblings like, if you have any?

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:24

>>814 My sister is a year younger than I am. She and I are (obviously) diametric opposites. She's a Glee-loving thespian/musician who befriends everyone and goes to a liberal-arts college. I am just a borderline-NEET misanthrope. Everyone can tell that we're siblings, though.
>>816 What's your opinion on incest?

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:27

>>815
It arouses me greatly.

>>817
What is your biggest fetish?

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 22:33

>>816
It changes over time but the one that has been constant since I hit puberty is skirts. Right now for some reason I'm also into girls getting fucked in the mouth and pussy simultaneously, that's the basic skill of a double barreled gunman.

>>818
What is your biggest turn-off?

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:00

>>817 Anorexic women.

>>819 what is your favorite game that is similar to Zelda on the NES/FC and SNES/SFC?

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 23:01

>>817
Promiscuity. I am a very insecure person and so much as knowing a girl (2D or 3D) has kissed someone else really lowers my opinion of her.

>>819
What is your least favorite anime, and why?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 02:00

>>818
Maybe not that similar, but...
NES: Mother
SNES: Zombies ate my Neighbors

>>819
It's hard to say because I don't watch much anime and I don't know much about terrible shows. Off the top of my head, I'd say Durarara!! just because I had high expectations for it and it let me down in many ways.

>>821
If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

>>820
a microwave

>>822
Is the answer to this question no?

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 07:13

>>820
An oven.

>>822
What are you having for dinner tonight?

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 13:40

>>821
Absolutely not!

>>822
Rice and things. Not fully decided yet.

>>824
Have you ever played Dungeons & Dragons?

824 Name: winter!ekvinNiYa. : 1993-09-6742 13:59

>>823 I have char sheets older than you.

>>825 Do your hands feel cold today?

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:14

>>824
They're cold right now! My toes, too!

>>826
Who is winter!ekvinNiYa? Should I know winter!ekvinNiYa?

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:20

>>825
I have no idea, but at least he isn't Espeon or his delusional acolyte.

>>827
How do you feel about people bumping really old threads to the front page?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:22

>>826
It doesn't bother me in the least. (And delusional? Really?)

>>828
How do you feel about foggy weather?

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 16:38

>>827
It's very atmospheric, but I wouldn't want it all the time.

>>829
What is your blood type?

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:23

>>828
I have no idea. But my blood pressure is very low.

>>829
Post the lastest photo taken on your cell phone camera that does not have people in it.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:59

>>829
I think you're in the wrong thread!

>>831
What is the ugliest thing (barring me, my mother, etc) in the entire universe?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:03

>>830 An aborted fetus that was crushed by a car and then processed in a meat grinder

>>832 What is the worst anime you ever saw?

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 22:22

>>831
It's a tie between Musashi Gundou and LOVE♥LOVE? (with joke subs from Jellyfish Anime Reviews).

>>833
How do I reclaim eloquence?

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 01:38

>>832
Read old novels and look up words you don't recognise in an online dictionary (I recommend wiktionary).

>>834
What should I attempt to program in Python?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 06:03

>>833
A polynomial-time algorithm to solve the traveling salesperson problem.

>>835
What extra DSP should I throw into my live electronic set tomorrow?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 17:54

>>834
I'm not entirely sure what an "extra DSP" or "live electronic set" is, but judging by your mention of "tomorrow", it's already happened anyway.

>>836
If I were to revive the D&D thread, would you be willing to post in it?

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 20:12

>>835
I've been posting in it. I think that someone beat you to it in reviving it...

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 00:21

>>838 What's your favourite condiment you enjoy with a meal?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:21

>>837
These days, it's Mayo. I'm tired of ketchup, and never liked mustard.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:53

>>840
How are you today?

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 18:56

>>839
Fine.

>>841
And yourself?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6747 22:02

>>840 Well, I woke up and felt a little down for some reason, then I had to go to the jobcentre and the man talked a lot about me getting into a callcentre, which made me feel eve lower, but then walking home I saw a cute girl walking along a wall by herself and it shone a few sunbeams into my heart. I guess I'm okay now.

>>842 do you believe in Jesus Christ?

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 10:33

>>841
I don't completely believe in anything, but on my personal relative belief-scale I'd say Jesus Christ (the historical person) is around 70% and Jesus Christ (the holy savior) is around 3%.

>>843
What television series, movie, and/or anime should I watch?

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 13:17

>>842
Why not watch Gintama?

>>844
Why do you choose to keep living?

844 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6748 15:09

>>843
Do we really have a freedom of choice?

>>845
What is the value of personality?

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:07

>>844
It distracts from appearance.

>>846
What must one have done to "win" life?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:50

>>845
Made over a million dollars (starting out with none) or over a billion (starting with a million). If you were born a billionaire, congrats! You've won life already, now just kick back and relax :-)

>>847
Who is your DQN crush?

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 19:53

( -) >>846 no one, i'm 3 leagues above everyone here

( -) >>848 don't you wish you were as handsome, intelligent and generally wonderful as me?

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 20:49

>>847
(;-;) Yes

>>849
What color should I dye my hair? It's black right now.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 21:43

>>848
A nice blue. Not look-at-me-I'm-so-quirky blue, but something that shows you are willing to dye your hair unusual colors but pull it off fantastically.

>>850
What is your favorite English word?

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 02:40

>>849 "melancholy" or "cuntflaps"

>>851 what flavour is your deodorant of choice?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 07:35

>>850
Salty teen girl by the sea (wearing tight sky blue shorts)

>>852
What's your favorite PC game?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 11:39

>>851 Hmmmm I think I'd have to say Unreal Tournament.

>>853 Where did you buy the underwear you are wearing right now?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:12

>>852
The store where I buy my food and drinks and shoes and music, too!

>>854
Vim or Emacs? Learn one, or both, if you haven't.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:02

>>853 I'm an artist, not a programmer! My skills don't go much past visual basic and a little python

>>855 What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery?

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 16:31

>>854
Food for homeless people, and myself (ww)

>>856
What do you find to be beautiful? What is beauty, to you?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:41

>>855 I am a chubby chaser that likes Japanese BBW.

>>857 Tell me somthing about your dream girlfriend that makes her different from the majority of people's dream girlfriends.

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 00:17

>>856 she doesn't mind cutting me, she knows life is pointless and she wants to die with me

>>858 What is the worst thing humanity has ever done?

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 01:46

>>857
Reveled in its own ignorance.

>>859
What's the worst thing you've ever done?

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 03:01

>>858 Poured bleach all over my little brother when he was sleeping a few years ago

>>860 What is mankind's #1 proudest achievement?

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:01

>>859
Art.

>>861
What is mankind's #1 DQNest achievement?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:08

>>860
America.

>>862
How was your day and what happened?

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:15

>>561
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 04:44

Oh wow, that's embarrassing. Well to make up for it, I should answer >>861.

Let's see, this morning I woke up feeling more energetic than normal because I actually went to bed early for once. It was raining so I got soaked on the bike ride to work. Work had some disastrous moments that stressed me out even though it wasn't my fault. I spent a good part of the day not on real work, but trying to solve various problems with my new EEE PC on which I recently installed lubuntu. For lunch I had fried fish, rice, salad and soup. At some point I replied in the wrong thread on DQN, which brings us to now.

>>864
What did you have for your last lunch?

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 13:44

>>863, I ate a turkey sandwich and a small package of cheese-flavored crackers from the vending machine in the cafeteria of my place of employment, accompanied by a diet Mt. Dew from the same source.

>>865, what is truth?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>864 truth is beauty, and/or sincerity

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 16:28

>>867 Where did you come from?

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 17:00

>>866
My mother's hole.

>>868
Are you fond of your family?

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:13

I am. I wouldn't exist without them!

Why do people have to explicitly state the number of previous and next post? Look at the beginning of this thread, look at the previous thread! No one did that.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6750 18:35

>>868
We're pedantic and traditional folk. It's not only nostalgic, but a way of clarifying precisely who said what. Also it preserves the nature of the thread and saves minute confusion should mis-posts such as >>862 happen.

>>870
What is philosophy? Why would anyone need it?

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:13

>>869
Humans naturally desire to question. Philosophy provides answers to those questions, or at least guidelines to finding the answers.

The desire to question itself is most likely an evolutionary impetus. Answering questions helps us process our environment and thus improve our quality of life and shape the future to our advantage. Of course one question leads to another, and soon enough the simple question of "how do I survive" turns into "why must I survive." Philosophy exists to assist us in grappling with these unanswerable questions.

>>871
What's your life philosophy, in general?

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 04:43

>>870
Take it easy and enjoy beauty where I can see it!

>>872
What's your favorite kind of `junk' food?

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 05:11

>>871 hey we have a similar outlook! hmm i like kfc but i'm getting sick of it cos i keep getting it free

>>873 Why might I have a lump next to my scrotum?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 13:24

>>872
It's called a "penis" and it's quite normal to have one.

>>874
Why can't I think of a good question?

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 15:24

>>873 You already know everything you need to know.

>>875 How many divide by zero jokes can all the world's nerds invent?

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 16:12

>>874
Realistically, 0/0

>>876
How many do you think is 0/0?

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:08

>>875 question does not exist to humans

>>878 Would you cry if you heard a /dqn/ poster died?

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:16

>>876
Probably not. It takes a lot for me to cry (unless you count chopping onions as a lot).

>>878
When was the last time you cried?

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:07

>>877 When a little girl played me my favourite song on guitar

>>479 Do you like to drink alcohol socially?

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 19:12

>>878
Whether I enjoy drinking alcohol or not is entirely independent of who I'm with.

>>880
What, if anything, are your plans for the weekend?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:05

>>879
Homework, gaming, IRC, and boards.

>>881
What's your IRC handle for Rizon / synIRC?

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 04:33

>>880
evelyn. I don't actively pretend to be a girl, however, and most people realize I'm not. But there's an ircop who once took a liking to me in his drunken stupor and proceeded to OP me in a bunch of random channels. It was rather annoying.

>>882
How long have you been using the internet? How has your experience changed? Would you say you spend inordinate amounts of time on it?

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:09

>>881 Hmmmm... we got BT dialup when I was in my early teens, and I used it to look up playstation cheats, download songs from the itunes store when i was given gift vouchers, and porn while my mother was at work and my brothers were upstairs. Now I'd say I have a er rich alternate life on the Internet, but I wouldn't go so far to say I live on it, I still have an active social life with many other pastimes, a lot of which are fuelled by the Internet though. I suppose my experiences have grown rather than changed, I now download shitloads of music, have a neatly arranged porn links folder for a range of fetishes, and am passionate about lots of things I wouldn't have heard about were it not for the Internet.

>>883 What was the last thing you masturbated to?

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:45

>>882
Sayori's Neko Paradise. Which I feel guilty about because she's one of my favorite artists ever and I was always "that guy" who raved about how good her character designs were rather than how much I fap to them. Oh well.

>>884
What is the most guilt-inducing thing you have ever masturbated to?

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:01

>>883
Semi-consensual loli.

>>885
What's the least sexual thing you have ever masturbated to?

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 23:59

>>884
The song "Power Down" from Epsilon Minus.

>>886
Which country do you live in?

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:01

>>885
Japan.

>>887
What's the name of your computer(s)?

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:04

>>886
I call her Veronica.

>>888
How did you come across 4-ch?

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:39

>>887
I heard about it on iichan.

>>889
What is your website's url, or if you don't, why not?

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:12

>>888 my company website is under construction just now (by me) but here is my tumblr http://neillheartsyou.tumblr.com

>>890 Go back five pages on my tumblr, what are your first impressions of me and the kind of person I am?

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 03:53

>>889
My first impression is that you are probably a 20-something netizen with a somewhat discerning eye but too much individualism. You occasionally have good taste and originality, but have yet to perfect the aesthetic. Sometimes you try too hard. If I knew you I'd probably be your friend but be secretly elitist about it.

>>891
How are your relations with your family?

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 05:27

>>890
Terrible. We do not get along at all.

>>892
What is the greatest band ever?

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 10:00

>>891
My tastes are too wide and varied to pick out a favorite anything, really. At the moment, however, I'm enthralled with Finnish indie bands such as Rubik and Disco Ensemble. Also I recently got into the chiptune artists Starscream and IAYD.

>>893
List a favorite band from each of the genres you like.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 14:11

>>892
I wrote out a long list but then I realized that's not a question! (also I'm too shy to post more about my musical tastes on DQN.)

>>894
How do I get out of the portrait portrait grisly?

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 15:53

>>893
I don't know what that is and nor does google. Sorry.

>>895
What do you do to cheer yourself up when you're ill?

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 06:48

>>894
Video games, porn, drinking juice, eating cinnamon toast. If I'm too ill do even do those things, I put on a random television or movie that I like while I drift off to sleep.

>>896
What's your claim to internet fame?

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 16:00

>>895
I've made a lot of awful posts on forums.

>>897
Any thoughts on the Sonichu sagas?

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 17:17

>>896 no thoughts, i know what you're talking about but never had any interest in it.

>>898 Are there any sites where you'd say you are somewhat known, e.g. someone would recognise your name from previous posts and regard you as a person rather than a random poster?

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6754 18:00

>>897
No, and that's exactly how I like it to be.

>>898
What is your favourite type of cheese?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 01:30

>>898 Lockerbie Mature Cheddar

>>900 Do you like skateboards?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 04:28

>>899
I think they're cool.

>>901
What is your first name?

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