ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 09:32

>>900
Carl.

>>902
Is theoretical physics cool?

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:15

>>901
I think it's neat, but not cool like cold fusion or anything.

>>903
How do you feel about Buddhism?

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6755 16:16

>>901 I think so.

>>903 What would you call yourself if you decided to be a hip hop emcee?

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 13:05

>>902
Lacking in shrine maidens. Otherwise, I quite like the idea of it.

>>903
"Jimmy Jam-Jars"

>>905
Which is your favourite character thread?

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:28

>>904
Tablecat.

>>906
Do you wear socks?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 00:30

>>905
Yes. And currently I am wearing my girlfriend's black knee-high socks.

>>907
If you could grant one wish unto your best friend, what would it be?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 10:34

>>906 Make him become super wealthy, and hopefully he shares some of that wealth with me.

>>908 What is it like in the alternate universe where the U.S.S.R. is still together even in 2012?

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 13:42

>>907
Alternate universe threads are outlawed as subversive capitalist propaganda, much like most science fiction. Also, 4chan's boards all embed a flash file playing the Soviet anthem on an endless loop. Apart from that, it's mostly business as usual.

>>909
How should I monetize my Japanese language skills?

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:40

>>908
Kidnap rich Japanese businessmen and hold them for ransom.

>>910
How much do you like penguins?

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:59

>>909
Kind of a lot. In high school I even designed a machine whose sole purpose was to transport one safely to penguin-rich areas and insulate one from the harsh climate, allowing ample time to select one's penguin of choice and bring it home instantly. Actually, in middle school I also illustrated a series of comics based off the everyday adventures of Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin. I'm pretty sure my fascination with Linux over Unix and BSD back then was due almost solely to the fact that Tux was its mascot.

Thinking farther back, to elementary school nonetheless, I remember a small picture-book I had written for a class project. And guess who my subject was? That's right. Penguins. It was about how they got their sleek, tuxedo-like exterior. You see, a lot of male penguins were confused about the gender of their prospective mates, as every penguin was solid white in color. So they had a meeting and decided the best solution was to paint themselves in the spirit of suave manhood. Thus they contrived the tuxedo-feathering. Throbbing in success, they began to set their sights higher. Hollywood; the big screen; Broadway. And so they left for America, intent on fame and fortune, leaving their female counterparts to slave away in the bleak environs of the Arctic. I stopped there though and didn't give an explanation as to why female penguins are also partly black.

>>911
Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 22:48

>>910

> Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin

You mean the Linux penguin.

> Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

Penguins.

>>912
If you could magically have one person die and get away with it, who would you choose and why?

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:29

>>911
Tokiko. I dare say it's pretty obvious why.

>>913
What is the earliest post you can remember making on DQN?

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:22

>>912
I can't find it now, but it was in the first "time travel" thread.

>>914
I have started a cult wherein the main, nay only, tenet is "Don't Be A Dick". How can I popularize it?

914 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:37

You should waste your money on SEO and context ads.

What is a good way to increase the quality of life without too much effort?

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 07:13

>>913
Be really nice to a bunch of people and give them business cards afterwards. Also you should have a cool slogan.

>>916
If you were a computer, what would you be?

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 08:13

>>915
A server for freedom hosting.

>>917
What is the best book you have read?

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 09:58

>>916
Invitation to a Beheading, by Nabokov.

>>918
Who's yo daddy?

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 11:00

>>917
One Mr Brian O'Donnell (not the footballer) of Belfast.

>>919
How would you ideally like to die?

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 13:00

>>918
Go skydiving and "forget" to deploy my parachute.

>>920
What is your opinion on the SAoVQ?

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:09

>>919
It is too secret for me to express my opinion over this insecure channel.

>>921
What can I use for a noose, in lieu of rope?

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:22

>>920
Those old USB cables that you can never quite remember what they're for, but keep around just in case.

>>922
Did Mad Thad deserve it?

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 23:45

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 00:43

>>922

>>924
What do you reckon >>922 was going to ask?

924 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 01:14

"Do you deserve it, >>923?"

Did >>923 deserve it?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 01:32

>>923
Probably whether or not you were going to order a pizza tonight. That's when his doorbell rang and he realized he himself had previously ordered one.

>>926
What's with all these disappearing posts?

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 02:57

>>925 You need to degauss your html sockets.

>>927 What's your middle name?

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 05:02

>>926, "Danger" is my middle name. (oh come on, you were thinking it too)

>>928, what's that behind you?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:05

>>927
My dresser.

>>929
Why do people ignore Espeon's questions? I really hope it's just one guy.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:40

>>928
There's a long and tired history of Espeon love/hatred. See http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1327517592 for details. I don't like ignoring posts, but I think it's better than direct attacks. Those just end up filling the board with endless arguments that will never sway either side.

>>930
Why are we so meta here?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 06:51

>>929
We don't know what else to discuss.

>>931
What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 13:12

>>930
It's about not answering Tokiko's questions.

>>932
You are stuck on a desert island with one DVD, one music album and one book of your choice (and a device to play them all on). What do you pick?

932 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 19:00

I'd prefer Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle! If there is an electric socket on a nearby tree, I'd also like Survive Style 5+ and Equinoxe by Jean Michel Jarre.

Are you going to ignore this question?w

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 19:29

>>932
No.

>>934
What's the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:24

>>933
It's about a chapter long.

>>935
...hmm. What IS the second chapter of Finnegans Wake about?

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:28

>>934
A chapter long.

>>936
What is your favorite number and why?

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:36

>>935
My favorite number is "i" because I think I need to be more imaginative.

>>937
What should I have for lunch? Choices are limited to whatever's left in the vending machines in the cafeteria this late.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:50

>>936
Something with lots of carbs.

>>938
Why is Rei associated with the phrase "poka-poka"?

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 22:28

>>937
Because of the nerds who want to poka-poka her orifices with a male organ.

>>939
Where do you keep YOUR male organ?

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 01:37

>>938
Usually, in my pants. Sometimes in my hands.

>>940
What do you usually jerk off to?

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 02:24

>>939 Asian BBW

>>941 if you had to make one person become fat, who would it be?

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:07

>>940
Some arbitrary anorexic girl.

>>942
What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 19:17

>>941
Vodka. It's the only one I can stomach in large amounts, although I'll hold my whiskey or rum if I really have to.

>>943
How often do you drink?

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:09

>>942 I don't really drink that often, though when I do i drink a bottle of whisky, though I don't get that drunk. I do lots of drugs though.

>>944 What is your proudest achievement?

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:28

>>943
Getting a supportive girlfriend.

>>945
What is your happiest memory?

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:00

>>944
Getting a Super Nintendo.

>>946
Is there anything you'd change about yourself or your past? Why?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 14:44

>>945
Not particularly; my life is good enough as it is and I think meddling with the past is just as likely to make my life worse as better.

>>947
Roughly, how many posts do you make per day on DQN?

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 15:45

>>946
Probably about 3 or 4.

>>948
Is that too many?

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:04

>>947
Naw, I make maybe 15 or more.

>>949
Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 16:57

>>948 I've had a few and now I have a fiancé

>>950 What age were the youngest and oldest people you've slept with?

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:22

>>949
N/A and N/A. (Really, what were you expecting?)

>>951
Do you own any real life mittens? If so, what are they like?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 22:24

>>950
Unfortunately I don't. I would like some cute mittens but I'm too asocial to go out and buy some. I do, however, own a fine pair of oven mitts. Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend they're nice, fuzzy mittens.

>>952
What unusual talents do you have?

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 01:54

>>951 I can play this by squeezing my ears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_6j2A630_Q

>>953 If I've based my life around the Katamari games, what else might I enjoy?

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 05:51

>>952
Perhaps other things quirky and Japanese? Such as maybe Juicy Panic music videos, or films by Hajime Ishimine, or little-known Japanese DS games like "Contact". I dunno, I guess it depends which part of the Katamariverse that most appeals to you, and what kind of media you're looking for. Sorry I couldn't give better recommendations.

>>954
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

954 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 11:19

>>953
It's champagne!

Unless it's a bulk process champagne which is cheap and widely available (and therefore very popular in this country). I really hate this swill branded as "Sovetskoye Shampanskoye", "Rossiyskoye Shampanskoye". I also had quite a laugh when I discovered "Chateau Tamagne" sparkling wine. How should I put it... "French MY ASS", I guess?

But I'm missing the point here. I prefer brut!

>>955
How long will Putin rule this country? Will he retire after next 12 years?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:26

>>954
I don't know.

>>956
When was the last time you were in hospital and what was it for?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:21

>>955 Hmmm I think it was to get a tooth taken out under general anaesthetic, maybeee 6 years ago?

>>957 Who's your favourite artist?

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:23

>>955
Sep. 6763, 1995. MRI of my spine to see if this tumor is operable at all.

>>957
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:48

>>956
Probably either René Magritte or Vincent Van Gogh.

>>957
Relax, Thomas Becket has been dead for 823 years now.

>>959
When was the last time you played with lego?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:05

>>958 the year was 1996. I was 12 years old.

>>960 What is your favorite DQN thread that is in the top 40?

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:48

>>959
<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1297791000/">[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go]</a>. There are some fascinating concepts explored there!

>>961
What would your ideal home look like? Also, where would it be located?

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:31

>>960
It would be very small and simple, maybe just 1 bed, 1 bath, living room and small kitchen. It would be right outside Portland, Oregon.

>>962
How could I have used shraistish in the CAPTCHA thread?

962 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 12:17

You could've pretended that you misspelled german "Schreibtisch" (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schreibtisch) and proceed talking about it.

What's you online weakness?

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 12:42

>>962
I'm fond of using a name on an anonymous forum. Not saying which one, but there are pictures on it. It's not exactly a weakness, but I know that it upsets some people to the point where they've tried to find my personal information and photographs on a number of occasions.

>>964
What's the point of ``doxing"?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 13:44

>>963
Are you asking me what doxing means, or why do people do it? I'll assume the latter. Some people just can't take it easy on the Internet, I guess.

>>965
Who do you think >>963 is? I think its' "him".

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:32

>>964
I think it's "him" too, though perhaps making him feel important like this is a terrible idea. To be honest I feel sorry for him--of course I object to trolling, particularly when it's the lowest common denominator of trolling and very obnoxious, but nobody deserves to be stalked or bullied. Nobody!

>>966
What do you think of "cyberbullying"?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:52

>>965
I'm against all types of bullying.

>>967
Did grumpy jii-san die?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:33

>>966
Yes, and he cursed your name with his dying breath.

>>968
Is the milf captcha trying to tell me something?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:06

>>967
I think that you know that it is. Don't be koy.

>>969
Why haven't I done that thing yet, the one I've been meaning to do for weeks now?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:47

>>968
Because you'll "do it tomorrow."

>>970
What is the secret to happiness?

970 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 18:18

A blooming sakura. Or a bunch of new shiny gadgets. What suits you the best.

What is Buddha?

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 18:27

>>970
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha_(disambiguation)

>>972
What is your favourite three digit number?

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:14

>>971
No, you're not. Stop trying to infer nonexistent hidden meanings from my post format. It's 502, if you must know.

>>973
What would a religion based on DQN be like?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:37

>>972
The best I can think of is "don't think, feel", too bad that meme is awfully stale now. Founding a religion requires divine mandate, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with a low-traffic textboard.

>>974
What do you like the most in Japanese culture?

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:44

>>973
Politesse.

>>975
Are you psyched? I'm psyched!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:54

>>974
Hell yes I'm psyched!

>>976
Are you psyched like >>974 and myself?!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 21:54

>>975
Meh...

>>977
What can I do to motivate myself?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:37

>>976 Watch GMTV in the 90s

>>978 What do you do when you get a cold?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:03

>>977, I sneeze a lot.

>>979, I think this batch of egg roll filling needs more bean sprouts. Do you concur?

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:26

>>978
Absolutely.

>>920
What was >>972 talking about?

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:40

>>979
I assume that he implied that he was poking fun at the posting format of this thread and that he interpreted the post above him as someone who first guessed his favourite three digit number and afterwards asked him what it actually was.

>>981
Do you tan easily?

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 15:07

>>980
In theory I do, but in practice I'm too rarely exposed to direct sunlight.

>>982
Now that library.nu no longer provides pirated eBook downloads, where can I go to feed my addiction?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 16:49

>>981
To be honest, I just use Google. I plug in the title and the words "ebook" and "torrent". Many false positives, but they have led to interesting discoveries, such as "Outies" by Pournelle's daughter!

>>983
Should the time I took typing the above lead to this post being >>983 (as it did with my Becket question abover), how best may I expiate my shame?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 17:57

>>982 You are fine my friend.

>>984 White chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate? Which is best out of those three?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:35

>>983
Dark chocolate.

>>985
Why do I love cats so damn much?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:53

>>984
Because you are not an idiot.

>>986
What is the best pre-1900 era in which to have lived, in your opinion, and why?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:58

>>985
Athens around 480 BC, provided you're an affluent male citizen. You get to troll philosophers with meaningless questions, while slaves do all the tedious work of day-to-day life for you!

>>987
Which space trading simulator is superior, Oolite or Vega Strike?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 11:34

>>986
I never got into Oolite. Vega Strike was very addictive though. Shame it seems to be dead. Star Control II/The Ur-Quan Masters is fun too, go play it.

>>988
What is the best thing in the world (besides mittens)?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:28

>>987
Best is subjective, but for me I'd say the best thing in the world is music. (Also I agree Star Control II is very fun!)

>>989
Whose birthdays do you remember, if any?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:38

>>988
I am terrible with birthdays. I even forget my own birthday. I remember going to the dentist as a child and when they asked me my birth date, I cried because I couldn't remember. I haven't improved either. Just a few years ago I ordered some alcohol from an alcohol delivery service (really convenient, more places should do this) and the scary-looking delivery man asked for my ID. Of course I was old enough, so I wasn't worried. But then he asked for my date of birth to check it with me. I panicked and got the day and month backwards (I mentally see dates as numbers, e.g. 1993-09-6769). Needless to say, I ended up spending that night sober.
So to answer your question: nobody's.

>>990
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 14:04

>>989 One time I got drunk and took a girl home and had sex with her, and I was quite proud of my performance, but in the morning I woke up and wet the bed while she was next to me.

>>991 When was the last time you went swimming?

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:05

>>990
A few weeks ago. It was a fancy place owned by a hotel with a jacuzzi, a steam room, two saunas and a plunge pool. It was quite nice.

>>992
Roughly, how many threads have you started in your time as a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:49

>>991
Less than ten.

>>993
How long have you been a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:57

>>992
I think I was enrolled some time around the 6500th of September.

>>994
How beady are your eyes?

994 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-6769 18:38

Very beady indeed, >>993.

>>994, do you think we'll have a memorable ending to this thread?

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 18:53

>>994 It will be pleasant, but probably not memorable.

>>996 On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexual are you?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 19:34

>>995
Probably about 4.5

>>997
Is writing poetry a particularly pretentious thing to do?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 20:46

>>996
No, but appreciating it can be.

>>998
Is getting >>999 a particularly pretentious thing to do?

998 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 20:59

No, I'm just posting here because it's the last chance to post in this thread. It doesn't matter whenever it's >>998 or >>999.

How does getting >>999 feel like?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 21:06

>>998
It's pretty nice.

>>1000
Has this thread been closed? Can I post in this thread any longer?

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.