ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6758 21:59

>>909
Kind of a lot. In high school I even designed a machine whose sole purpose was to transport one safely to penguin-rich areas and insulate one from the harsh climate, allowing ample time to select one's penguin of choice and bring it home instantly. Actually, in middle school I also illustrated a series of comics based off the everyday adventures of Tux, the GNU/Linux penguin. I'm pretty sure my fascination with Linux over Unix and BSD back then was due almost solely to the fact that Tux was its mascot.

Thinking farther back, to elementary school nonetheless, I remember a small picture-book I had written for a class project. And guess who my subject was? That's right. Penguins. It was about how they got their sleek, tuxedo-like exterior. You see, a lot of male penguins were confused about the gender of their prospective mates, as every penguin was solid white in color. So they had a meeting and decided the best solution was to paint themselves in the spirit of suave manhood. Thus they contrived the tuxedo-feathering. Throbbing in success, they began to set their sights higher. Hollywood; the big screen; Broadway. And so they left for America, intent on fame and fortune, leaving their female counterparts to slave away in the bleak environs of the Arctic. I stopped there though and didn't give an explanation as to why female penguins are also partly black.

>>911
Is there any animal you have a particular fascination with?

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